MSSP - Letting your BBG wash your butt
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 39 40 41
"she took the black people butt rag and baptized my white butt" is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
“She spread and she peaked into the eye of Mordor” 😂😂😂
Matt's girl was cleaning his back door, and a 1986 Penn State Championship ring fell out.
was that a Sandusky reference? lol
BRAVO!
Bro 😭
That would work as a bit for Matt's stand-up lmao, such a good comment
@@danielmeuler2877 How could it be a reference to anything else? When you explain the joke it makes it less funny...
The podcast room gotta smell crazy with these two in there.
Messy fucked up butts man
Tar pits and swamp ass
I love how Matt says "ya you know" after saying something no one knows about.
As Shane said “your butt was oozing” I was taking a swig of coffee and it almost went south
The highlight of my life was when I had to get my fiancé to rub preparation h on my hole after a long night of ghost pepper hot wings. That’s when I knew she was the one.
"I could hear Beyonce whispering "...better throw a ring on it..." in the wind.
That's love for ya ass
Can you not reach it yourself?
Lanky box
Meet Costi. Ya ya I you know what to quit rto
@@OleMisss Respect
Shane sounded like he was about to cry talking about his sister listing to the cast
My mans said tooth paste with colloidal silver 🤣🤣 that’s how you change cannabis plants from female to male
Its also quite the antimicrobial compound
You got that backwards but yeah
That was their best podcast yet that I've heard from them. They're ending of that video was perfect lol
It's all about putting the shower head on the floor and squatting over it. Powerful technique people's.
Lose water pressure fighting gravity have to lay down with your ass in the air and legs behind your head and hit it from above
Wash cloths are the move. You can’t even scrub with a bar of soap or your hands. Gotta use the cloths to actually get clean
Then you have a shitrag
Sounds like a poor.
Gotta use wet wipes 🧻
duke cannon shower scrubber
ball is in your court bruh
@@Patrick.Weightman nah bro unless you taking that thing off once every 1-2 showers to clean that mess
"the sky bidet" lmao
In real day to day life Matt is much more outta pocket than Theo von
The realization of Matt is so funny
Slowly seeping in that he’s actually the GOAT 😂
I use a washcloth and a detachable shower head and get all up in there and clean it out every shower.
Hell yeah bro like a real woman
More like dirt digger
so you just have a shit covered rag in your shower?
Wet wipes after a dump are necessary.
@@TheReaper42069 just use a bidet wtf
I ate during this whole short and I feel sick
I ate cheesy ground beef taco meat on a hamburger bun with mayo and lettuce. Almost turned it off, but I powered through.
I have a bit of a tummy-ache now
@@Bigolebungus why does that shit sound so good 😂😂😂
@@lukotanko dude, the bun taco. Or sloppy jose. Slaps hard
Lmaoooo the eye of Mordor
I’m a white guy in the south, is it not normal for white people to wash with a rag? This isn’t the first time I’ve heard it was a black thing
I was taught by British mom but most wypipo dont
Matt is gaslighting his gf into thinking a wash cloth is less sanitary than using your hand 😂
Northern white folk don’t use wash cloths for some reason, but all black people, and all southern white people use them
The little fabric loofah things you can get from the grocery store for a dollar work 10x better than a washcloth. Grew up in a washcloth house but they don't lather properly
Poors use wash cloths
The area/demographics where education is severely lacking is hardly a good argument to make
Every person ik in Australia uses one(I'm Australian obviously)
Yes, because the rag (even during one shower) is trapping in skin and hair within the fibers. Loofahs are for exfoliating: an occasional occurrence, whereby you throw the loofah away after a few uses.
Man I was crying laughing
Jesus Christ, this is funny shit I have heard in years.
Shane is a monster for not using a washcloth during the sky bidet
Bless it be the peepop
You’re illiterate.
how rich did Shane grow up? PARENTS SHOWER??? lol
Very. Hes just another industry plant
One of his aunts won the lottery when he was like 8 or something plus his parents seem pretty white collar from everything he's said. Guy definitely wasn't poor.
Having a shower makes you rich?
@@Gematrinatorkeep coping with your poor lifestyle. just because his parents were middle class doesn’t mean he was an industry plant😂
@@Gematrinatorwould of been easier for you to just admit you are poor
Amazing thumbnail
Oh yea? PUSH when looking at it in the mirror lol! Its like a dogs, shit turns inside out.
THATS ENOUGH MATT
Peepop wickey wild today
I'm on Team Matt, washcloths are straight up nasty. Might as well reuse your towel too
Why reuse them? Just throw them in the washer and get a new one
@15:18 😂😂😂
Who uses bar soap?
Wait you are not supposed to just get your hand in there give it a zoosh around ? 😊
Zoosh
Listening to this while washing my butt 🫨
Love you Mr peepop
This one got a bit off the rails Boys.
My mom told me the same thing about Vaseline
my dad uses that peppermint soap
You boys watch the latest gutfeld?
He say anything of note?
Whattt people say Matt’s crazy? I was thinking me and him would prob be tight if we grew up together 😂 From what I’ve heard from his conversations on mssp he just keeps it real and is High IQ /wise not crazy lmfaooo
I only lay with the most holy of women 👏👏
Many better clips could have been included
holy shit so funny
These dudes need some dude wipes ASAP bruh
Matt is so soft!
What a truly splendid thumbnail good sir.
As a licensed physician I encourage all my patients suffering from depression to listen to MSSP.
Thank you for the advice doctor, I will post my Tricare number and you can run that shit.
Thanks doc, I need you to look at a rash too
@@rrchicken117 I only prescribe a standard tube of cortisone creme for any rash regardless of origin.
@@GiantGapingChasm I didn't ask you to fix anything, I want to show you something Doctor
@@rrchicken117 Hell yeah brother let me see that thing!
I’m a curious lil’ bear… I can’t stop laughing
So it sounds like Matts revolutionary mens health dong-wax innovation just came from the childhood trauma of his mother making him grease his crack up with Vas to stop the itching.
My brother, who is a big guy, like 320ish had a bad hemorrhoid. Went to hospital and nurse came in and was girl he went to school with, who is also beautiful. Idk if it's like this in all hospitals, but around here the nurses do most the work. Even small stuff like draining a hemi. So yeah, she had to look at his hemi and help him out hahahaha.
Hemi probably led him straight to a semi dude
@@Conda17cmon dawg we all know that ramrod was straight up
24 minutes of b-hole chat, can I subscribe twice
"Biday from the sky" ? Shower wand has been life changing. A handheld, maneuverable biday, some might call it
The old straight from the toilet to the shower move is occasionally necessary
@@jarnold1789 gotta atleast wipe a few times before the shower lol
@@jarnold1789did this 20 min ago
Bidet
Peepop dropping a long clip on us. Bless this day.
How great is our God
@@aidan9081 Our God is an awesome one. Praise be his name.
Thank the Vietnamese
Blessed be the dawgs
Peepop went off the rails with this thumbnail. Ur a legend sir
Wash cloths are a poor southern white thing too… you don’t clean your ass with the cloth, you use your hands at the very end.
what?? your hand isn't going to clean your ass. you have to scrub it with a rough washcloth for a proper cleaning.
@@yourneighbor2567 Jesus Christ. No. You’ll rub yourself raw. If you want clean clean, go get it bleached.
Most “black” things are also poor southern white people things tbh
@@todd.howard this is the one great deception. The color of your skin does not determine how you treat people, or how you are treated. People will mistreat you for having long hair, for being poor.
& if you’re grossed out at using your hands, for fuck sake it’s all skin, you can wash the germs off your hands. What’s way grosser is dirty swamp ass.
The thumbnail made me laugh pretty hard. Also, it reminds me of lil Fezzy getting the sand washed out of his ass in the driveway if any of you are R&F fans.
Ah rest in peace fatty pneumonia
Fellas, I’ve got great news. Got both my parents hooked on the cast
Both of my parents left me - any tips to get them back?
@@zz-ps5vw don’t act so desperate
@@zz-ps5vw Write em a cheque, and tell em this covers the last 18 years
Curious lil tidbit of info: nurses in many Chinese hospitals leave a lot of the “cleaning” up to family members. So, when that ulcer opened up and nearly killed me - leading to blackish purple blood leaking out of the food entrance and exit it was wifey who was left to clean up the leakage. She’s looked into Mordor as the volcano was erupting bloody lava soooooo, yeah, she’s held up her end of the wedding vows 😳
3:39 it's wild how every single person who doesn't use a loofah just thinks ppl are going ass to face. Soap & hand for ya ass, loofah for everything else.
Reread that and think about your logic. You clean your forearms better than your shit box. Damn bro
@@user-kq6ju6hc1wLearn how soap works, dude. Your logic is nonexistent
Best to get a hose attachment for your shower and pressure wash that bung hole out!
“I’ll scratch an itch” is how you tell your republican parents you’re gay.
Instant classic
Imagine not having a bidet in the 21st century
thats for gay eurotards i only wipe my ass with an oven mitt
Every time he sees poison ivy he makes sure to get it on his johnson
I’m done dude, I’ll come back tomorrow 😂
lol I thought that was Taylor washing Shane's but and I was dying sad it wasn't hahaha
Neither Shane nor Matt know what sodomy means…
Bidet fixes this.
What episode is this tho
In the description
lmAo vasing the itchy bhole hahahahaha
That’s how you do it
OMG this peepop is poppin!
When I broke my ankle I was in a soft boot that I couldn't get wet. I got a shower chair and a shower wand. It's a detachable shower head on a hose that detaches.
I'll never go back.
I don’t like toilet humour but you guys are goddamn funny
Serious logistical inquiry: Pray tell, what is the cleaning regimen for the ass towel?