This was the most awkward rap I've ever made...SO LEAVE A THUMB, COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE PART OF THE SONG, AND BLAST THIS IN YOUR CAR SPEAKERS! Add us to your Hunter playlists: fanlink.to/hisokarap! Huge thanks to Shiro and Cin for killin it on the beat Shiro youtube: ruclips.net/channel/UCTODYF5-i-ndt9QdUWwzsjQ
I've been subscribed to you since you posted your mario glitch rap and have watched and listened to almost all of your raps. In my opinion, you're the best anime rapper I can think of. So let me ask you this, why was this an awkward rap? Like always you managed to capture the persona of all the characters you rapped as and this was no different. I love your work NLJ, keep it up!
@@mangabrony6125 I can't speak for Josh, but as someone who pieced the video together, I'd say cause this is prob the most sexually suggestive character he's rapped about iirc.
Shriobeats and Cineminate: How many Innuendos do you want in the rap? NLJ: It's about Hisoka. S & C: Okay, so how much rap do you want in this innuendo?
DID YOU KNOW THAT BUNGEE GUM HAS THE PROPERTIES OF BOTH RUBBER AND GUM AND WITH THIS ABILITY HE HAS THE KICKED THE ASS OF ALMOST EVERYONE HE CAME ACROSS
Lyrics: Pick a card any card Lookin for a diamond in the rough I can spar At the fight club, trick em by playin with brave hearts I’m the king of the spades like i’m diggin graveyards Hmmmm You see I want to play hard to kill You’re way strong, now my rocket be taking off for thrill Cause I long for a challenge till I’m fulfilled Down below, now show me who’s got the will Can you touch the magic amongst us? I must cut you down for my blood lust Seeing you toughen up makes my front thrust If I’m bustin heads then I bust nuts All I want is someone who’s buff Just to punch in the gut, then I crush their dreams See em down on their knees lookin up at me Then I come - to the conclusion of your life, rest in peace Hmmm Are you my next prey? Hmmm No, not today Hmmm Let’s find out and wait Hmmm How long it will take Hmmm Are you my next prey? Hmmm No, not today Hmmm Let’s find out and wait Hmmm How much you can take All eyes on me, see my enemies shiver cause I’m trying to see who makes my sliver quiver And Gon’s got potential he shows and delivers When he’s playin rock, paper, I want to scissor and I can act slow with Kastro and his clone Double satisfaction, take my time while I own Any opponent, I know that I’ll blow them all Away with illusion and pain Now you can see me and now you do not When you’re closing your eyes on the head I had chopped Wish you strengthened your bod, guess that you’re not as sharp When I say I get top, I’ll be slicing it off Chrollo, I thought you the strongest to cross From treasure to trash, I’m stopped at a loss But I’ll help you bounce back with my bungee gum, boss Broken toys don’t bring me joy, now I’m soft Hmmm Are you my next prey? Hmmm No, not today Hmmm Let’s find out and wait Hmmm How long it will take Hmmm Are you my next prey? Hmmm No, not today Hmmm Let’s find out and wait Hmmm How much you can take Let me get under your skin And wear it in disguise like it’s a Texture surprise I see the look within your eyes And feel it right between my thighs You want to kill me now But I will Break you inside “How did he do it?” You’ll be asking on the ground and dying From my nen that pounds you right into your Cheeks and now you crying “Can we vow to form an alliance?” “Sure,” until you found I’m lyin If you got a crown for swipin Never trust a clown that’s smilin Gon is lookin like a green banana Waiting for the fruit to ripen Then I’ll take a big ol bite and Killin killer Killua killometers away If Illumi wasn’t selfish Cause I’m only tryin to play Give it up for the floor master who won Cause you’ll be on the floor after I’m done Never care who you are or where you’re from You’re gonna get stuck in my elastic love Hmmm
Hmmmmmm♥ Hmmmmmmm♦ hmmmmmmmm♣ Hmmmmmmmmm♠ I'm sorry. I kept laughing the whole time I was listening. I'm still reeling but I love this. Some parts had me like whut? But I listened regardless.
bungee gum work like an elastic form of nen that can be put onto people and can only come off when the user (hisoka) wants it to come off BOOM i got big brain energy
Honestly, I've wanted to see someone make a Hisoka rap for a while....I have not been disappointed. XD Now all that's missing is for Joshua and Rustage to make a Hisoka vs Orochimaru rap battle and I'll be happy-
OMFG I have been waiting 3 years for u to do a Hunter X Hunter Rap!!! I almost cried when I saw it in my notifications!!! Thank you so much!!! Please consider doing another one this is amazing!
None Like Joshua Oh shit, didn’t even expect you to read this much less reply lol. I have posted it to everyone I know😂 also, turns out I subbed when I was in 6th grade and am now a Junior. Time flys I used to play your Goku vid on repeat in 6th
This has gotta be one of your best raps, dude. It's hilarious, and perfectly accurate to Hisoka's creepy cringyness. I laughed throughout the whole thing, but I genuinely enjoyed it so much 😂
I like how he stopped for a slight moment at the "then I come, to the conclusion," after the having them on their knees. Gotta love Hisoka and Nlj. I love this rap.
YAS!!! THIS WAS AMAZING!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!.....if you need more ideas for raps, there's illumi too.....I DON'T CARE IF YOU MAKE ANOTHER ONE OR NOT, THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!!
Hisoka is most certainly the biggest freak is all of anime. And i absolutely LOVE HIM!! I just started rewatching Hunter x Hunter and this was really great!
When he playing rock paper i want to scissor SUS AS HELL LOL. But love the rap from nlj didnt know he was gonna do it but someone did request a hisoka rap
I love this my favorite hunter hunter char (they could have toned down the sexual over tones but ya know) but this captured him really well like hes pure chaos for his own reasons and Idk i just love it
Hisoka: A genie asked me whether I wanted to be turned on by children fighting or have a good memory. NLJ: What did you pick? Hisoka: I don't remember.
I'm late but here's every Hisoka's line with heart in the end to make you feel uncomfortable: "Trick' em by playing with brave hearts~ ❤" "You're way strong~❤" "Till i'm fulfilled down below~❤" "I must cut you down for my blood lust~❤" "Lookin' up at me~❤" "Are you my next prey?~❤" "Hmm~ ❤" "Hmm~❤" "And Gon's got potential, he shows and delivers~❤" "Wish you strengthened your bod~❤" "When i say i get top, i'll be slicing it off~❤" "Hmm~❤" "Hmm~❤" "Hmm~❤" "Hmm~❤" "And wear it in dusguise like it's a~❤" "You want to kill me now~❤" "From my Nen that pounds you right into~❤" "("Can we vow to form an alliance?")~❤" "Never trust a clown that's smilin'~❤" "Cause i'm only tryin' to play~❤" "Cause you'll be on the floor after i'm done~❤"
This was the most awkward rap I've ever made...SO LEAVE A THUMB, COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE PART OF THE SONG, AND BLAST THIS IN YOUR CAR SPEAKERS! Add us to your Hunter playlists: fanlink.to/hisokarap! Huge thanks to Shiro and Cin for killin it on the beat
Shiro youtube: ruclips.net/channel/UCTODYF5-i-ndt9QdUWwzsjQ
None Like Joshua the best gay rap I’ve seen
Bustin Heads and Bustin Nuts lmao
Oop
I've been subscribed to you since you posted your mario glitch rap and have watched and listened to almost all of your raps. In my opinion, you're the best anime rapper I can think of. So let me ask you this, why was this an awkward rap? Like always you managed to capture the persona of all the characters you rapped as and this was no different. I love your work NLJ, keep it up!
@@mangabrony6125 I can't speak for Josh, but as someone who pieced the video together, I'd say cause this is prob the most sexually suggestive character he's rapped about iirc.
Shriobeats and Cineminate: How many Innuendos do you want in the rap?
NLJ: It's about Hisoka.
S & C: Okay, so how much rap do you want in this innuendo?
*YES*
Best comment
You, my friend, have won the internet.😂
Worst part is shiro was surprised so shiro wasn't told it was hisoka
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (GASP) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: This flow is hard!!
NLJ: "When he's playin rock, paper, I want to scissor"
Me: I- oh wow
KingCreed same I was gonna comment that but that was sick
This is Hisoka, what did you expect?
2ib2ib2
Fuck I was 1 hour late to comment this now people are gonna say I copied you shiiit
The flow isn’t the only thing that’s hard in this rap.
I had no idea what he was gonna do with the beat but i love this LOL
Lol
Lol
This beat is cool including the rap
I low-key want this beat just to listen to
@@Mogu68 just uploaded it
"Broken toys don't bring me joy now I'm soft"
Wow just Wow
HMMMM HMMMMM
GON~
XD I feel uncomfortable
@@Dan-hy2sf good
@@ragingshadow1090 haha
DaniCraft I feel HARD HMMMM HMMMM
The amount of sexual energy is amazing in this rap
Remember this man made a hentai rap
Jose Gallegos he did
*We're reaching sexual energy levels that shouldn't even be possible*
*None Like Joshua uploads a song*
Me: "Then I COME"
Might be best comment right here
@@NoneLikeJoshua Thank you! I was on your livestream when you recorded this. It was fun hearing the "Then I come" verse 😂
@@NoneLikeJoshua you didn't like it tho
30 seconds in and I'm already uncomfortable. That's Hisoka alright
So true
Boiyo
30 seconds is when he says hard to kill
Your profile makes this 10times better...😂🤣
30 seconds? Pathetic.
god what have you done :0
Forgive me beatmaker.
I don’t mean to butt in, but I started dying when I saw this comment. I absolutely love this rap
He has created art.
Felt it when he said *"Hmm"* 😩
Lmao
Like a Minecraft villager. Respect 😔✊
Hisoka is my guilty pleasure and those “hmmmmm” 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 yeeaaaaaaaas this rap might have to go in a special playlist tho😂
We all know it’s wrong, but we just can’t help loving that psychopath. 😂
Did you know Hisokas bungee gum had the properties of....... of course you know everyone knows
DID YOU KNOW THAT BUNGEE GUM HAS THE PROPERTIES OF BOTH RUBBER AND GUM
AND WITH THIS ABILITY HE HAS THE KICKED THE ASS OF ALMOST EVERYONE HE CAME ACROSS
Has the properties of what i must of missed that part :^}
@@sovereign4535 except chrollo rip hisoka
That is true, but have you been to the cloud district?
@@YhwachKing chrollo cheated used other phantom troupe members to help him. It wasn't a 1v1.
Illumi: i am not selfish!
Hisoka:can I play with Killua
Illumi:...ok maybe i am
This rap is so good
Stop it get some help
Hilarious😐
Nlj: *releases a new rap*
FBI: why do I hear boss music right now?
Lol
Lol
XD
Best Comment.
I LOVED THE PART WHERE HE MENTIONED KILLUA AND ILLUMI!!
Yeah
SAME
Lyrics:
Pick a card any card
Lookin for a diamond in the rough I can spar
At the fight club, trick em by playin with brave hearts
I’m the king of the spades like i’m diggin graveyards
Hmmmm
You see I want to play hard to kill
You’re way strong, now my rocket be taking off for thrill
Cause I long for a challenge till I’m fulfilled
Down below, now show me who’s got the will
Can you touch the magic amongst us?
I must cut you down for my blood lust
Seeing you toughen up makes my front thrust
If I’m bustin heads then I bust nuts
All I want is someone who’s buff
Just to punch in the gut, then I crush their dreams
See em down on their knees lookin up at me
Then I come - to the conclusion of your life, rest in peace
Hmmm
Are you my next prey?
Hmmm
No, not today
Hmmm
Let’s find out and wait
Hmmm
How long it will take
Hmmm
Are you my next prey?
Hmmm
No, not today
Hmmm
Let’s find out and wait
Hmmm
How much you can take
All eyes on me, see my enemies shiver cause
I’m trying to see who makes my sliver quiver
And Gon’s got potential he shows and delivers
When he’s playin rock, paper, I want to scissor and
I can act slow with Kastro and his clone
Double satisfaction, take my time while I own
Any opponent, I know that I’ll blow them all
Away with illusion and pain
Now you can see me and now you do not
When you’re closing your eyes on the head I had chopped
Wish you strengthened your bod, guess that you’re not as sharp
When I say I get top, I’ll be slicing it off
Chrollo, I thought you the strongest to cross
From treasure to trash, I’m stopped at a loss
But I’ll help you bounce back with my bungee gum, boss
Broken toys don’t bring me joy, now I’m soft
Hmmm
Are you my next prey?
Hmmm
No, not today
Hmmm
Let’s find out and wait
Hmmm
How long it will take
Hmmm
Are you my next prey?
Hmmm
No, not today
Hmmm
Let’s find out and wait
Hmmm
How much you can take
Let me get under your skin
And wear it in disguise like it’s a
Texture surprise
I see the look within your eyes
And feel it right between my thighs
You want to kill me now
But I will
Break you inside
“How did he do it?”
You’ll be asking on the ground and dying
From my nen that pounds you right into your
Cheeks and now you crying
“Can we vow to form an alliance?”
“Sure,” until you found I’m lyin
If you got a crown for swipin
Never trust a clown that’s smilin
Gon is lookin like a green banana
Waiting for the fruit to ripen
Then I’ll take a big ol bite and
Killin killer Killua killometers away
If Illumi wasn’t selfish
Cause I’m only tryin to play
Give it up for the floor master who won
Cause you’ll be on the floor after I’m done
Never care who you are or where you’re from
You’re gonna get stuck in my elastic love
Hmmm
Thanks really needed it!!
not the hero we deserve but the hero we need
I love the sexual undertones in it. This is definitely a HISOKA rap
Hmmmmmm♥
Hmmmmmmm♦
hmmmmmmmm♣
Hmmmmmmmmm♠
I'm sorry. I kept laughing the whole time I was listening. I'm still reeling but I love this. Some parts had me like whut? But I listened regardless.
Even gon can’t handle this heat from the magician
"Then I Come"
XD
Might be super pervy but I got to respect Hisoka.
Damm creeper...
btw this was awesome!!
Me:*didnt look who the rap was about*
Wait oh shit hisoka
Wait this is still fire
Oh yea how much did it hurt to say GOOOOOON
Ah, a Hisoka rap, just what I need to go "Hmmm".
Also you forgot to explain the properties of bungee gum, so I have no idea how his technique works.
Well you see **BUNGEEE GUM HAS THE PROPERTIES OF BOTH RUBBER AND GUM**
bungee gum work like an elastic form of nen that can be put onto people and can only come off when the user (hisoka) wants it to come off BOOM i got big brain energy
Slick Jalen He knows what it meant btw he was joking for THE MEEEEMMMMMEEESSSS
AYE! This is lit.
K2SonicFan *HMM*
@@oofems HMM
Someon protect the kids
Hide yo kids
Hide yo wife
He coming for yo life
Before listening to this song, I was SO scared knowing it was about Hisoka, and then that faded away as I heard the fancy guitar and the fire started.
"Seeing you toughen up makes my front thrust." Yooo that had me dying,best rap hes done😂
Don’t forget kid bungee gum have the property of both rubber and gum
And somthing else sticky and pink
Honestly, I've wanted to see someone make a Hisoka rap for a while....I have not been disappointed. XD
Now all that's missing is for Joshua and Rustage to make a Hisoka vs Orochimaru rap battle and I'll be happy-
OMFG I have been waiting 3 years for u to do a Hunter X Hunter Rap!!! I almost cried when I saw it in my notifications!!! Thank you so much!!! Please consider doing another one this is amazing!
Share this video and I definitely will do more
None Like Joshua Oh shit, didn’t even expect you to read this much less reply lol. I have posted it to everyone I know😂 also, turns out I subbed when I was in 6th grade and am now a Junior. Time flys I used to play your Goku vid on repeat in 6th
What a pleasant surprise
I’ve never watched hunter x hunter, but I always thought something was wrong with hisoka, and this just made it worse.
Hisoka has some weird fetishes and priorities.
Then you’ve got a pretty good idea about Hisoka’s personality.
You should watch it, its really good
Thank you for putting it into words.
dude, everything's wrong with hisoka, and that's why he's great!
Was looking at all the hisoka raps and I feel this fits his personality the best. Love the funny bars.
Thank you!
OOOOOOHHHHH GOOOONNNNN~!!!!!
yes this comment right here
From seeing you record your vocals to the final product... doesn’t make this rap anymore uncomfortable. Yet somehow it’s still fantastic!
My friends think I’m sus now bc I thought my my mic was muted while listening to this thank Joshua 😂
But this song does go HARD though
No it goes soft then heart
Blackest DayYT fair enough
@@fortune5241 2 for 2 on witty replies hell yea longest streak
Blackest DayYT what do you mean by witty?
@@fortune5241 ive made witty comments and people respect them im 2for2
I love it and I don't know if I should or not......
I can't blame you
“ i long for a challenge till im fulfilled down below “ this line right here officer
This has gotta be one of your best raps, dude. It's hilarious, and perfectly accurate to Hisoka's creepy cringyness. I laughed throughout the whole thing, but I genuinely enjoyed it so much 😂
Thank you!
THIISS ISS SOO AMAAZINGGGG, And i love those card symbols at the end of each line of the lyrics #NLJ
Took a while to pull off but glad you like it!
Hisoka has a one of my favorite hunterxhunter characters so I am glad this rap was made
*MMMMM* Now I should catch up on this show and see how this character is doing.
Am I the only one who thinks that every one started HxH raps because of the Shonen Jump Cyper
Fam, this was sick and pervy at the same time... But that's hisoka and that makes it all the more great
Love how the subtitles have the card symbols. NIce Hisoka touch
He likes strong childeren btw
Also nice song nlj u never dissapoint us
😂 bruh
I didn't appreciate this song enough until I saw the show.....and now that I've seen it .......this is fire.
I WASNT EXPECTING THIS TO BE AS SEXUAL BAHAHAHAHA
"then i 𝑪𝑼𝑴"
"i KNOW THAT ILL BLOW THEM ALL" IM SCREAMING 😭😭😭
THat was some unexpected banger "I am the king of the shades like I am digging the graveyard!!"
This made me feel so uncomfortable hearing bars that were suspicious like hisoka is normally
I like how he stopped for a slight moment at the "then I come, to the conclusion," after the having them on their knees. Gotta love Hisoka and Nlj. I love this rap.
YAS!!! THIS WAS AMAZING!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!.....if you need more ideas for raps, there's illumi too.....I DON'T CARE IF YOU MAKE ANOTHER ONE OR NOT, THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!!
This is like one of the only NLJ solo's i actually like
Don't forget to share it!
One of my Favorite raps for one of my Favorite characters in Hunter X Hunter. Also love the goooon part you said in the later Verses.
This rap is amazing josh,ya just keep on improving 🙏🏾
I don't think words can express how much i love this
This is way too faithful to the character hahaha
I can't stop listening to it
Hisoka is most certainly the biggest freak is all of anime. And i absolutely LOVE HIM!! I just started rewatching Hunter x Hunter and this was really great!
Of course my man NLJ made this
"special" dude hella cool. Good job bro.
Anything Hisoka related is automatically lit, NLJ just elevated it's litness doe
"And killin killer killua kilometers away"
AHHH LOVE IT
The "HMMMMMMMM" part really fits in great job joshua
When he playing rock paper i want to scissor SUS AS HELL LOL. But love the rap from nlj didnt know he was gonna do it but someone did request a hisoka rap
"Broken toys don't give me joy now I'm soft"
I'm gonna hit the like button because this line might've messed with your revenue.
The “tada” BHAHAHA I LOVE IT
NLJ has captured the essence of Hisoka perfectly with this. Thank you!
I love this my favorite hunter hunter char (they could have toned down the sexual over tones but ya know) but this captured him really well like hes pure chaos for his own reasons and Idk i just love it
That gOoOoOoOn hit different
Felt that "*Hmm*"
I was just watching hunter hunter also you set my house on fire...again
I love how you put hearts, clubs, diamonds, and spades at the end of each sentence in the lyrics
“I wanna scissor” Me: what in the fu-
Yeah,that was my reaction to
tysm none like joshau i been waiting for this so long
Love the fact the subtitles have the card suits in them XD perfect attention to detail
When I clicked on this I knew it would be fire
0:46 Then I COME
-to the conclusion of your life, rest in peace ◇
That may be the smoothest rap I've heard from NLJ! Now I've got to show some elastic love!
Hisoka: A genie asked me whether I wanted to be turned on by children fighting or have a good memory.
NLJ: What did you pick?
Hisoka: I don't remember.
When I heard him describe Gon as a green banana I died laughing
I have to re listen to all his Villain raps bro they are so fire.
Daddyphatsnaps, Rustage and you all have dope Hisoka Raps
This rap has the properties of both rubber and gum.
this is an absolute gem
"Seeing you toughen up makes my front thrust, if I'm bustin heads then I bust nuts" I'm fucking deceased 😂😂😂
You do not know how long I’ve been waiting for this
THANK YOU!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️
Yes a new rap!!
The way he said GOOOOooon omggg
I don’t know if anyone knows this but his bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum.
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*seeing you toughen up makes my front thrust*
I should've expected that
I'm late but here's every Hisoka's line with heart in the end to make you feel uncomfortable:
"Trick' em by playing with brave hearts~ ❤"
"You're way strong~❤"
"Till i'm fulfilled down below~❤"
"I must cut you down for my blood lust~❤"
"Lookin' up at me~❤"
"Are you my next prey?~❤"
"Hmm~ ❤"
"Hmm~❤"
"And Gon's got potential, he shows and delivers~❤"
"Wish you strengthened your bod~❤"
"When i say i get top, i'll be slicing it off~❤"
"Hmm~❤"
"Hmm~❤"
"Hmm~❤"
"Hmm~❤"
"And wear it in dusguise like it's a~❤"
"You want to kill me now~❤"
"From my Nen that pounds you right into~❤"
"("Can we vow to form an alliance?")~❤"
"Never trust a clown that's smilin'~❤"
"Cause i'm only tryin' to play~❤"
"Cause you'll be on the floor after i'm done~❤"
Those your favorite lines?
@@NoneLikeJoshua Yes)😳Thanks for noticing me)
Of course! Appreciate you digging the track
This is sick I like the beat
Never clicked on a notification so fucking fast in my life
joshua: posts a hisoka rap
me: *runs to my computer* yAy sick beat and lyrics
This fire and good none like joshua you a goat
Ohhhhhh my God NLJ your the G,I've been waiting for a hisoka rap.
HOW DID HE DO IT?
Me: its plot power
Funny coincidence I learned about Hunter X Hunter awhile ago but just started watching it today
Dude this is actually a really good Hisoka rap❤
Ah thank you! Feel like most of HxH raps are underrated so I appreciate that
THIS FIRE BRUH