Damn my boy!!! I’m not even done watching this yet and I’m dying this is your best TORTA TALE YET😂😂😂 THIS FOOL SAID SPRAY SOME LISOL OR SOMETHING AND YOU KNOW SHE GOT SOME BULLET HOLES IN THE BUTT IF YOU CAN SEE IT THREW SOME SWEATS IM DYING MY BOY😂😂😂
You're a very likable person and when I don't see your videos. I get worried glad to see all is well. And once again, a great video that dorth. The ones are my favorite, the hilarious...
@@renegademedia0224Riverside Rialto Redlands are three cities that are relatively close to each other in the inland empire region. They all start with RRRRRR’s lol
When the thought of trying a torta out creeps up on me you come through with a video like this that confirms I’m doing the right thing by not doing that 😂
Damn bro. Have you ever heard big girls needs love too 😂😂😂😂 I always use to say it but if I see a big girl I don’t get close hahaha I’m scared to get squished by them 😂😂😂😂 hopefully your wife doesn’t hear or see this 😊💪💪💪
Bro😅😅😅 this shit takes me back I used to meet girls on all kinds of web sides sometimes id getblucky most times it was a big girl and id be like u fuck it im already plus I learned big girls just take care of u un every way
"Bro don't even tell nobody we did this"
Turns around, gets on the internet and tells the whole world. 🤣🤣
Loved the story brother.
"this is one of the biggest crimes we gonna commit right now" FOO WHAT 😂😂😂😂😂
Once the mission is started, you gotta follow thru
These Torta Stories are Funny af 😆
Torta Tales are the best! 😂😂😂
Cake lizards 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead ☠️ " you ever do a hunger strike? We use to do it all the time"
Jay you stoopid bro!! This had me cracking up!!! LMAO
Glad you enjoyed
Ive done bigger I can handle it " lol😂
Two carts 😂
Lmaooo “I was better putting my boy off in jail” shit had me dying 😂😂
The torta king that’s what’s up jay .gonna be looking forward to the next torta story 😂
All Biggie no smalls ☠️🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅
Why is it that the big girls always have the most money?
Because we don't rely on anyone to take care of us. We hold our own
@@vickimorris4139 much respect 🫡
😂😂 Bro I'm at work listening to your story n cant stop laughing bro
Glad you enjoyed
I watch your vids all the time, but you killed me with this one!⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️💀💀💀💀😂😂😂
I’m dying!!!!
Stay Blessed bro.🙏🏾Much success to you!
Thanks bro
😂😂😂I F@*KN LOVE THESE STORIES BRO ..MEMORIES. ..KEEP THEM COMING....NELA HERE!!!!
best torta tales yet keep these coming jay🤣🔥
More to come!
My boyyyy hahahaha dam u always got me rolling with these ones big dog!!😂😂😂
Dude these Torta Tales be going crazy🤣🤣🤣🤣
Some ones gotta do it, good on you for taking one for the team, and being honest about it!😂
Yes sir
More torta tales! More torta tales! More torta tales! You have me dying laughing over here!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
As an other, I give you props. Do you Homie and I get your message keep the kids out of the Joint.
This the funniest shit I’ve heard bro 😅😅😅😅. Keep them vids coming lol. My wife thinks I’m crazy.
Damn my boy!!! I’m not even done watching this yet and I’m dying this is your best TORTA TALE YET😂😂😂
THIS FOOL SAID SPRAY SOME LISOL OR SOMETHING AND YOU KNOW SHE GOT SOME BULLET HOLES IN THE BUTT IF YOU CAN SEE IT THREW SOME SWEATS IM DYING MY BOY😂😂😂
It's crazy how a mindset could separate people. South , North. Funny ass torta story. That shit happens in every hood. Lol
We appreciate your realness, but daaamn……😂🍺
You had me just thinking about and sure started to gag gacho bad lmao 🤣 😂 😆 this is enough for torta story for me for today lmao 🤣 😂
You killed me with hunger strike and putting your homie in jail 😂
😂😭 this one is a master piece keepl up the good work
Every time he says 'she was big' take a drink.
I'm fucking drunk lol
Lmao…..cluckin at playdoes closet 😂😂 I’m already knowin that one 😂
“ I was prepping myself doin push-up and pull ups” ☠️😂 stupid foo
I’m fuckin ROLLIN bro 😂 💀
I didn’t know what to expect from this story 😂 but you had me rollin’ with the 2carts 😂😂😂
You a good dude bro.😂😂😂 always taking one for the team lol. Keep it up . Puro big bad O×c SANTANA
That was the best one I heard had me rolling all through the video 😂😂🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 damn bro these stories kill me
Can you tell more stories about Porterville that's where I'm from and the pville stories are entertaining g
I got you
You're a very likable person and when I don't see your videos. I get worried glad to see all is well. And once again, a great video that dorth. The ones are my favorite, the hilarious...
Thank you very much!
@@renegademedia0224Riverside Rialto Redlands are three cities that are relatively close to each other in the inland empire region. They all start with RRRRRR’s lol
Love the content Ma boy your hilarious much love from SOUTH CENTRAL LA Florence side 📍
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He is cool man. I'm from San fernando Valley. 😂
damnnn bro you remind me of smokey from friday when he got catfished by that big girl 🤣🤣🤣
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" I'V Done BIGGER"! hahahah
Wtf 😂 banger always with them torta stories
Cooter and booter! Hahaha olale
Yo!!! The caption 🤣🤣🤣 keep doin’ your thing ma G
"I should have called the cops and put him in jail ", had me rolling at 2am getting ready for work bro, you're a fool for my boy 💀💀💀
One head always has to learn the hard way (no pun intended)😮funny ass story😂😂😂
Another good video youngster. Back in the days we would call them heavy duty like the Duracell.
You’re a sick bastard 🤣 I love it
These stories are better to hear than the gang stories 👌 comedy. “They could have fed the whole school system” 😂
Gettin ready for school watching this😂
Stay in school and out the streets bro catch a career not a case
Good luck with your studies
Get it, scholar 👨🏫 💯
A this was the funniest story I seen from u 😂😂😂😂😂
Had me rolling at the Gym!!!! Lol damn the boy had a torta ahogada
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"You aint never heard of a hungerstrike" 😂😂😂😅
Thia is the video of yours I watch with my wife. We were dying laughing and once yoi brought up the yellow thing, she couldnt anhmore lmao
CAKE LIZARDS!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
She got tha FUNKY MUNKY😂😂😂
You filthy animal had me dying😂😂😂
This is gold hahaha hilarious 🤣
“Bro I’ll make she buys you extra hats”…bro how many?…😂😂😂😂😂
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I can barely install the security system at work almost falling off the ladder. Shit is HILARIOUS. good times.
The farts gonna way heavy 🤣that shit was hilarious
Yesssss, torta tale!!!!
I'm dying that shit was disgusting.😂😂😂 He went so low I can't believe he spoke on that
I was fresh out 🤣
@renegademedia1418 I get it I saw the follow up to this video. All love. Thanks for the laughs
Homie had me Rollin yellow lint roll hahahaha
When the thought of trying a torta out creeps up on me you come through with a video like this that confirms I’m doing the right thing by not doing that 😂
You wrong bruh
@@IzeeVillaHe is NOT wrong. Is not his fault she can't control her weight.
He said like when your Tia makes tortillas hahaha hahahaha
19:13 I watch this part whenever I need to laugh hard
Good morning, all! Excited for a new video!
Can you put your Tortas tales on a playlist so there easier to search on your channel
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great idea yes these r my faves n I wanna see all the ones u post plz pin it so there easy to find.
Man this shit is funny should names it Torta Nightmares 😅
You and not biased😅😅😅😅😅😅 jajaja
“Don’t be too loud” 😂
6:04 Got me rolling 😅
Not the Limon & onion ,been there done that bro! Only the few the proud can understand. I salute de Stocktone.
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"think i cluckd the rest of em @ plato's closet in fresno" fucking sent me lmaoooo
This video got me rollin🤣🤣🤣
Said i should've just called cops on him instead 😂 im dieing bro
Hey ESE.,Youz A Very BRAVE MAN !!
“Positions of grips”💀
😂 hamburger helper
Damn bro. Have you ever heard big girls needs love too 😂😂😂😂 I always use to say it but if I see a big girl I don’t get close hahaha I’m scared to get squished by them 😂😂😂😂 hopefully your wife doesn’t hear or see this 😊💪💪💪
"Wildebeest"...🐃🐂😂😂😂
Man bro , that sounds like this girl I wanted to get in a sleeping bag in the attic on a hot day , I slid off twice
You a real foo!
😂😂😂😂😂
Man it’s you are freaking crazy vato and funny as hell,She wrapped her chins to the back of her neck wow 🤣🤣🥲🤣
Bro lost me when he said Richard Pryor afro
😂😂😂😂 THIS FOOL HILARIOUS
You shoulda done did knocked down the other Torta. Two for the price of one. Buy one get one free 😅
That yellow shit lmao!😅
I got a shitty story to tell...
Great scene for an episode on tv. Funny .
Sick ass vato 😂😂😂
Foo said a hungerstrike 😂 💀
This was funny asf 😂😂😂
You gotta have the big girls you've stayed in contact its only right 🤣
Dont fuck around bro you tell some funny ass stories.
62 inch wide screen tv hahaha
Mannnn G, I've been the wingman, and I've cut off a few homies after taking for team my boy haha
Perro you shot that! 😂
Lmao no he didn't say "Cake lizards"😁 lol .. BTW new subscriber here🙋♀️ Loving the content!!
Thanks for subbing!
Bro😅😅😅 this shit takes me back I used to meet girls on all kinds of web sides sometimes id getblucky most times it was a big girl and id be like u fuck it im already plus I learned big girls just take care of u un every way
Once again, DEAD AF😂😂😂😂😂😂