My teacher asked me why I was crying in the middle of class. I told her, "Imagine the most deformed child commanding a battleship and screaming, with bleach in his eyes, etc." And repeated Linebackers reported chats. She is now mentally destroyed watching shits n giggles trying to comprehend my life choices. I know I'll probably get suspended, but best fucking day of my life.
ralfidude Hopefully lol. You truly deserve a lot more than you have. When I first started watching I honestly expected at least 1M. Your content is truly original and hilarious and I love every second.
As soon as these come out, they immediately go into my favorites.... I love these!! Especially when linebacker has all of his rages and one liners. Keep up the good work!
They're not lying Ralfi. Sometimes I put on your solo commentary videos in bed and listen to your soothing voice whisper into my ear while I fall into slumber..
12:46 [World of Warships clip Transcript] (Cause I wanted too) Ralfidude: Which one of you is down to like one health over there? CandidYams: Who the fuck do you fucking think? God-damn-it, Texas! Ralfidude: [Laughing] A hundred and sixteen. If you ram him, he's gonna be in worse shape. [Yam's Myoko suddenly begins to turn in front of Texas] TexasBread: He's turning into me! CandidYams: FUCK! I HAVE NO STEERING, GODDAMMIT!! [Texas's Myoko begins to push Yam's sideways until they look like a capital 'T' while at the same time both are laughing and screaming from their hopeless predicament] Ralfidude: A hundred and eleven, hundred and ten, hundred and six... CandidYams: AHH NOO! Ralfidude: Five... sub one hundred! [Texas's Myoko becomes the line of the T while Yams becomes the cross of the T] Ralfidude: And decreasing... And decreasing! [Yam's Myoko eats a salvo of AP and dies while Texas's ship is still pushing, now Yam's sinking, corpse] Ralfidude: Goodbye!
1:27 I just knew that was going to happen xD. If you pay attention to the gear lights you can see that the Nose gear light is is Red. (and from the Radar Screen cross i had already assumed he had taken battle damage to the nose of the aircraft)
I keep coming back to this video for the moment at 12:46 when CandidYams is heading to his watery grave. His cries of distress never fail to make me laugh until I cry.
So you finally found your way into the mighty Mirage. I guess you realized what a great aircraft she is and I hope there will be more footage of that :)
Ralfi! I read on twitter you got that new TM HOTAS, really keen on hearing your thoughts on it, especially button ergonomics! All the other reviews so far haven't really touched on that subject.. Like what you called the X-55 out for
Hey Ralfi me and my friend have been flying a lot of BMS lately and our formation flying is absolutely shit, if you get chance/time would you be able to do a video with tips for flying formation. it would be much appricated, but totally understand if not.
there really isn't much I can say. It's practice. Start flying formation at a bigger distance, and keep up with your flight lead. When you do this enough, go ahead an get closer, hold that position and get good at that distance. You got that down? Great, move closer. Etc and so forth.
Was thinking about getting a new headset, which headphones do you use? I looked at the Sennheiser GAME ZERO, but found mixed reviews, thinking about the Sennheiser PC 373D..
Looks like I missed that one somehow. I can't for the life of me remember what it actually is, sorry. But I have used it before in other SnGs and it's probably listed there.
Thanks very much! It's called "Now and Forever" by Bert Kaempfert. By the way, the fact that you still respond to videos you've posted a while ago is great! Thanks very much for making boring rainy days that little bit more fun(:
So apparently, that bag of cream bread translates to: Strawberry Cream Bread It's just cream pies with strawberry flavoring... but it didn't really look that way.
Linebacker should come with his own ESRB warning before he ever speaks. Now, if it were up to me, I'd give him E for Everyone because he will, without a doubt, offend everyone and everything in less than 2 sentences. Many will frown on him, but honestly I think he's gifted.
11:36 Does Ralfi know that this music is the theme to a BBC Sitcom called "Terry & June"?... It maybe older than him :) By John Shakespear... No relation to old Bill, but hey ho... Made me chuckle at the thought of two middle-aged English people wondering through the middle of a shits & giggles scene.
LtDanUSAFX3 Maybe he just had some bad.. days.. when i was around. He seems nice and all when you watch his videos but he can be a giant asshat. Shouldn't have commented, it's just my opinion and everyone else seems to love him with a few exceptions i know.
yisss it is back. Shits and giggles. It's time to do just that. Thank you Ralfi. Like, Dislike, like again. Check. Unsubscribe, subscribe again.. check. Shit the video ended. Time to watch the entire series again.
You can feel the /pol in linebacker
so he'll be on suicide watch next week...?
Not just next week, but for the next 4 years
sorry, what were you saying again? Top kek.
mikethemaniac1 We won the meme war
Avenged Fate tha's right! we're not done yet, not by a long shot. Next... we bring the nationalism back to europe.
My teacher asked me why I was crying in the middle of class. I told her, "Imagine the most deformed child commanding a battleship and screaming, with bleach in his eyes, etc." And repeated Linebackers reported chats. She is now mentally destroyed watching shits n giggles trying to comprehend my life choices. I know I'll probably get suspended, but best fucking day of my life.
Or I will have a new subscriber when she gets home.
lol
"nigtards" OMFG :D
You are a hero sir!
ralfidude Hopefully lol. You truly deserve a lot more than you have. When I first started watching I honestly expected at least 1M. Your content is truly original and hilarious and I love every second.
As soon as these come out, they immediately go into my favorites.... I love these!! Especially when linebacker has all of his rages and one liners. Keep up the good work!
“In my butthoooole”
*DING-DONG*
So, the million dollar question is: what did he see that was so damned funny?
I need to know.
Sven van der Plank I second that!
been smoking?
My curse is that I must know that which man is not meant to know.
so, you, fail. Maybe
Seriously always look forwards to these, they're the highlight of my Subscription list!
6:33 - Love the music from The Neverhood.... love that game. Thanks for all the smiles.
Our God has blessed us with more hernia crippling laughs! Praise Ralfidude!
These videos bring me so much joy, oh man..... Keep this up lol it's too good!
When you think he forgot and then he delivers.
Ralfi is the best ad for DCS there is
OMG I MISSED THIS SERIES! fantastic vids pleas! KEEP THEM COMING OUT! never stop ;-;
"Totally worth it, lol!", made my day.
They're not lying Ralfi. Sometimes I put on your solo commentary videos in bed and listen to your soothing voice whisper into my ear while I fall into slumber..
That's... a little creepy, but whatever floats your goat!
another great Sh*ts n Giggles by ralfi , we need more of these keep it up
12:46 [World of Warships clip Transcript] (Cause I wanted too)
Ralfidude: Which one of you is down to like one health over there?
CandidYams: Who the fuck do you fucking think? God-damn-it, Texas!
Ralfidude: [Laughing] A hundred and sixteen. If you ram him, he's gonna be in worse shape.
[Yam's Myoko suddenly begins to turn in front of Texas]
TexasBread: He's turning into me!
CandidYams: FUCK! I HAVE NO STEERING, GODDAMMIT!!
[Texas's Myoko begins to push Yam's sideways until they look like a capital 'T' while at the same time both are laughing and screaming from their hopeless predicament]
Ralfidude: A hundred and eleven, hundred and ten, hundred and six...
CandidYams: AHH NOO!
Ralfidude: Five... sub one hundred!
[Texas's Myoko becomes the line of the T while Yams becomes the cross of the T]
Ralfidude: And decreasing... And decreasing!
[Yam's Myoko eats a salvo of AP and dies while Texas's ship is still pushing, now Yam's sinking, corpse]
Ralfidude: Goodbye!
commitment
Ralfi well done i can't stop crying and every second i watch this series my eyes explode into Niagara falls well done my comrade
cant wait for the next sng. always when im down, i look your vid and i really enjoy it.
thx to you and your funny friends. and line XD
too funny, ty for the VOD. 🥃🥃
These are the best part of my day.
Holy shit I haven't laughed this much in a while, that vinegar girl killed me.
Torpedoes are fuck-boats gets me every time. I've probably watched this a hundred times and it still kills me.
Goddamn, this was a good one. I had to pause it a couple of times until I got the giggles under control.
1:27
I just knew that was going to happen xD.
If you pay attention to the gear lights you can see that the Nose gear light is is Red.
(and from the Radar Screen cross i had already assumed he had taken battle damage to the nose of the aircraft)
Thank you Raflie, for keep doing these series. Can't stop laughing :D
I love these vids so much
I keep coming back to this video for the moment at 12:46 when CandidYams is heading to his watery grave. His cries of distress never fail to make me laugh until I cry.
Good times
The Mirage 2000 landing bit clearly shows the nosegear red on the gear indicator ;)
This has made my god-damn fucking day
love the vids bout to go to sleep then got a notification that one of your shits and gigs was out it was 2:22 in the morning :D
glorious as always
anyone gotta link to the page the toppled the great wall of linebacker at the end? ;P
So you finally found your way into the mighty Mirage. I guess you realized what a great aircraft she is and I hope there will be more footage of that :)
1:26 when the hud blushes >///< top kek
I'm convinced that when Line was born, he didn't even cry when he came out he just went, "WHAT THE FUCK?!?"
Was having a shitty day....now having a great day, thanks Ralfi!
Ralfi! I read on twitter you got that new TM HOTAS, really keen on hearing your thoughts on it, especially button ergonomics! All the other reviews so far haven't really touched on that subject..
Like what you called the X-55 out for
I will get a review out some time next week or so.
No pressure! Thanks for the effort!
This is just such a great episode man. Fucking laughing at this 5 years late or some shit
I got half a chubby when I saw the notification for this
I love Linebacker so much
RIP your morals
OH SHIT, MY FAVORITE SERIES.
right on time, 11 o clock :D
ralfi bro I was curious what was the music that you used for shits and giggles episode 33
Description?
Hey Ralfi me and my friend have been flying a lot of BMS lately and our formation flying is absolutely shit, if you get chance/time would you be able to do a video with tips for flying formation. it would be much appricated, but totally understand if not.
there really isn't much I can say. It's practice. Start flying formation at a bigger distance, and keep up with your flight lead. When you do this enough, go ahead an get closer, hold that position and get good at that distance. You got that down? Great, move closer. Etc and so forth.
Ok cheers will keep that in mind, Thanks for your time anyways and great videos as well
Was thinking about getting a new headset, which headphones do you use? I looked at the Sennheiser GAME ZERO, but found mixed reviews, thinking about the Sennheiser PC 373D..
I have the PC 363D don't know about 373.
Hey Ralfidude, specifically what Sennheiser headset do you happen to use? kinda want to get one myself.
I think the 360D. AMAZING headset, SO comfortable
Correction: Sennheiser 363D
Is anyone able to find the song used when he lands the mirage in the beginning? I looked through the song list but didn't see it.
Looks like I missed that one somehow. I can't for the life of me remember what it actually is, sorry. But I have used it before in other SnGs and it's probably listed there.
Thanks very much! It's called "Now and Forever" by Bert Kaempfert. By the way, the fact that you still respond to videos you've posted a while ago is great! Thanks very much for making boring rainy days that little bit more fun(:
Awesome, I'll add that in, and you're welcome.
Literally crying over ''Torpedo's are fuck boats'' 2:23
2:00 man I miss PR those were the days
I'm dieing laughing
Fuck I can't breathe
Thanks Ralfi, I needed to laugh at something today!
omf I had completely forgotten about the vinegar girl video XD
That first chat reference in linebackers email... lol I know exactly which game that was I was playing with him when he said it!
Was this a best of? I seem to recall a lot of them but still hilarious!
you been playing on hardcore's pr server?
so just for curiosity sake, what is your audio recording setup?
my HTC Vive arrived today and i instantly tested it with DCS...... i was (litteraly) in heaven
You know what we haven't heard in awhile?
"BAKED!!!!!!!!!"
Its been too long.
What exile server do you play on, Ralfi?
Amazing :D
Hey ralfi, do you sometimes play World of Warships with Arlios?
Fucking right on time. got me some lunch and a 30 minute break from work.
Fuck me I almost got a hernia I was laughing so hard at the end!!!!
Just gotta say, the EO office is gonna have a blast with him in the Air Force.
I wanna see you flying the Croissant 2000 Charles more Ralfi!
Goddammit, I missed this shit!
Atlast! another Shit n Giggles !
I kinda wanna see what linebacker was laughing at
ep44 plz
Changed it to a like, just because your response was good, lol
Dude, how you dont have 1m subs already?
National voices are fun now! :D
I cant stop laughing
So apparently, that bag of cream bread translates to:
Strawberry Cream Bread
It's just cream pies with strawberry flavoring... but it didn't really look that way.
hello ralfi new viewer here and i have to say this is amazing i laugh so hard i'm currently having a chess pain xD my god.......
Okay, so what headset do you have?
Sennheiser 363D
ralfidude $300, god damn ...
Kosh800 Yep, but they have been worth every penny.
ralfidude It is a good brand, they make good aviation sets too.
I'm assuming no alcohol was imbibed during the filming of these clips? Lol! Good episode man
None what so ever. Just our sick perverted minds.
Sounds like my kind of people!
oh cool you tryed out the mirage :D
DanielNL rings a bell.
Omfg Line is amazing! xD
inb4 mass flagged.
Linebacker should come with his own ESRB warning before he ever speaks. Now, if it were up to me, I'd give him E for Everyone because he will, without a doubt, offend everyone and everything in less than 2 sentences. Many will frown on him, but honestly I think he's gifted.
OMG hype
oh 2016 when saying what linebacker said at the beginning was acceptable
Ralfidude I really want linebacker as a friend
Funny, I flew with DanielNL and he never mentioned flying with ralfi. I think I figured out why...
Line said it, not me.
I hear bluedrake42, I like
Finally
11:36 Does Ralfi know that this music is the theme to a BBC Sitcom called "Terry & June"?... It maybe older than him :)
By John Shakespear... No relation to old Bill, but hey ho... Made me chuckle at the thought of two middle-aged English people wondering through the middle of a shits & giggles scene.
That Project Reality menu when you try to press escape to exit a UI element! SO ANNOYING
FINALLY
Linebacker bestbacker
You should play more siege dude
I absolutely lost my shit at: "Two fuckin basic white bitches came to the door". Please share more of Linebacker! He's fuckin great dude.
Bluedrake42 in a Ralfi video!
Yeah thank god he still plays PR, so i can continue killing that nut.
Being in a squad with him is a nightmare.
I'm gonna pretend he is the worlds best squad lead, but he is more fun to be in a squad with than most.
LtDanUSAFX3
Maybe he just had some bad.. days.. when i was around. He seems nice and all when you watch his videos but he can be a giant asshat. Shouldn't have commented, it's just my opinion and everyone else seems to love him with a few exceptions i know.
Fuckiiiing THAAAAANK YOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!
was it tub girl? I wanna say it was tub girl
Man, racism is fucking annoying, but Linebacker is fucking hilarious.
yisss it is back. Shits and giggles. It's time to do just that. Thank you Ralfi.
Like, Dislike, like again. Check. Unsubscribe, subscribe again.. check.
Shit the video ended. Time to watch the entire series again.
I'm back once again to listen to Linebacker scream like a girl, again