Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles 44

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

Комментарии • 248

  • @magicstix0r
    @magicstix0r 8 лет назад +186

    That's the only way I can tell Linebacker's voice from Ralfi's anymore: The signal to fuck ratio.

  • @Outamyhead
    @Outamyhead 8 лет назад +149

    "Hey dad, what's a creampie?", lost my shit at that point.

    • @Outamyhead
      @Outamyhead 8 лет назад +11

      Google, google will not change what it thinks of you after asking that question.

    • @hellcatdave1
      @hellcatdave1 8 лет назад +2

      Yes it will. Changes search suggested results :)

    • @dshodaw
      @dshodaw Год назад +1

      8:47 for those looking for the creampie conversation ROFL

  • @ningen1980
    @ningen1980 5 лет назад +81

    "You are the kind of person that puts Nutella in the fridge"
    That escalated quicker than Linebackers bitch mode.

  • @Braeden123698745
    @Braeden123698745 8 лет назад +244

    That last bit, is why I'm glad I watch your videos. And don't fly with you.

  • @samspeed6271
    @samspeed6271 2 года назад +15

    Poor Texasbread. Probably got buried with his computer by Zelda in the back garden. Damn, I laughed harder than I should've with that last one.

  • @Arlios
    @Arlios 8 лет назад +269

    Rip Texas

    • @javier1zq
      @javier1zq 8 лет назад +2

      Moar warship moments!!!

    • @dilligaf0220
      @dilligaf0220 8 лет назад +14

      WoWarShits is a dying pos game that should only be played when too drunk to fly.
      Or ending a marriage.

    • @poptartpanda518
      @poptartpanda518 8 лет назад

      Arlios rip Texas

    • @nerfboy621
      @nerfboy621 8 лет назад

      i did not expect to see you here

    • @Benjamin-tr4jr
      @Benjamin-tr4jr 8 лет назад +2

      Remember the Alamo

  • @jameshart5504
    @jameshart5504 5 лет назад +84

    It's 2019 and I still want to know what happened to TexasBread...

  • @TopGun9982
    @TopGun9982 8 лет назад +45

    Holy shit, holy shit, stay calm, compose yourself... shit I can't it's been like 5 decades I'm too excited

  • @zpader
    @zpader 8 лет назад +25

    Linebacker is an agent of chaos. The dark side is strong with him. I always suspected he was one with the darkness. But now, I am wholeheartedly impressed with his evil. Good. Game. Sir. Good fucking game! :D

  • @TheCowboy1337
    @TheCowboy1337 8 лет назад +14

    *Gets 3 kill streak
    Guy he killed in chat: "We just made shits and giggles"

  • @WonderfulAircraft
    @WonderfulAircraft 8 лет назад +10

    I always make the mistake of watching these at night and waking up my roommate from my laughing. Oh well, worth it. Easily the best SnG's yet. Well job.

  • @GunZ22642
    @GunZ22642 8 лет назад +95

    #RipTexasBread

    • @davethetuna
      @davethetuna 7 лет назад +1

      More relevant than ever now.

    • @Aurilion44
      @Aurilion44 4 месяца назад

      @@davethetuna Wait, what?

  • @davidwilliams3244
    @davidwilliams3244 8 лет назад +17

    RIP Tex, pouring one out for you buddy

  • @Staggered0
    @Staggered0 5 лет назад +1

    Ralfi I was staring at that spreadsheet at 12:26 for so long trying to figure out what the hell you were editing back there. Clever. Very clever.

    • @yasuda9420
      @yasuda9420 5 лет назад +1

      so what was he editing?

  • @dilligaf0220
    @dilligaf0220 8 лет назад +18

    You guys really outdid yourselves on this one, salute!
    Or salut. Or skol.
    Whatever Polish sausage says before hitting a double of single malt.

  • @sd501st5
    @sd501st5 8 лет назад +26

    Wow.... the ending was... dark. *BADUM TSSS*
    I'll see myself out now...

  • @Ice-00099
    @Ice-00099 8 лет назад +36

    That was me at 5:15 that flew in the air lmao.

  • @SargeTheSnail
    @SargeTheSnail 8 лет назад +2

    Possibly the best S&G episode every i cant fucking breathe !
    .... well worth the wait

  • @ThePerfectHunter
    @ThePerfectHunter 8 лет назад +4

    I think I may have an idea about what caused Line's F5 speed issue. When he took off one of the paper thin tires popped, this caused an ADC failure, because his ADC was down, the auto flaps never retracted, and he was flying with a lot of drag. It's also possible that his popped tire never came up, further slowing him down. Then again, it's DCS, so who knows.

  • @ernestogarcia2393
    @ernestogarcia2393 8 лет назад +1

    This is probably my favorite one so far. Great vid!

  • @LordKelvinX2086
    @LordKelvinX2086 8 лет назад +3

    Ah, that's the Linebacker we all know and fucking love.

  • @xXGamingFactorXx
    @xXGamingFactorXx 8 лет назад +3

    Laffy Taffy cut had me laughing so hard my adams apple popped

  • @TheMaxibonzGaming
    @TheMaxibonzGaming 8 лет назад +1

    No matter how bad the days been sh*ts and giggles always cheers me up. Good stuff ralfi as always.

  • @chipmunk449
    @chipmunk449 8 лет назад +41

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO Why did the story end like that!!!! We have to hear what happened. PLEASE MAKE A PART 2

    • @Streaky100001
      @Streaky100001 8 лет назад +2

      That is the end, if they never heard back from texas there is no more story.

    • @chipmunk449
      @chipmunk449 8 лет назад +6

      Streaky100001 have you ever watched a movie? It's called coming back from the dead Bruce Wayne did it in batman begins BOOM

    • @Streaky100001
      @Streaky100001 8 лет назад +2

      That is true, however this is not a movie, that is not staged/scripted, this is real life, real life doesn't follow nicely laid out plot lines, often the end is the end and there is no coming back.

    • @chipmunk449
      @chipmunk449 8 лет назад +5

      Streaky100001 unless it's one of those movies that are dramatic depictions of true events. Hence the story is cut short because it ends with present time and the future holds the ending

    • @Streaky100001
      @Streaky100001 8 лет назад

      I hope you're right, but I doubt it.

  • @ww32
    @ww32 3 года назад +6

    2021 and I still want to know what happened to Texas

  • @cybercat1531
    @cybercat1531 8 лет назад

    I can say with certainty that these are your video's I must enjoy watching. Always Fun!

  • @gaintdadparrykinglegend754
    @gaintdadparrykinglegend754 7 лет назад +2

    I laughed way harder than I should've at 2:39

  • @andrecoffin2611
    @andrecoffin2611 8 лет назад +15

    OMFG I feel so bad for Texas

  • @mikalrashid2299
    @mikalrashid2299 8 лет назад

    It's 3:45AM. Cant sleep. I hear my phone buzz, and what do you know, im watching ralfidude, and only have an hour to sleep lol.

  • @AGenericAccount
    @AGenericAccount 8 лет назад +6

    OK who was that singing teriyaki boyz??? That was fucking hilarious!!!

  • @SeamusMatthews
    @SeamusMatthews 8 лет назад

    miss these!! look forward so much to these all the time!

  • @Radivia
    @Radivia 8 лет назад +1

    i have a feeling the dude talking in the fuck counter has a touch of infantry in him....

    • @twentylush
      @twentylush 8 лет назад +1

      Rising Sun I
      hope youre joking

  • @De4dByD4wn
    @De4dByD4wn 8 лет назад +1

    12:26 This made beer come out my nose

  • @TechnicallyTotaled
    @TechnicallyTotaled 4 года назад +1

    "You are the type of person that put Nutella in the fridge" im fucking dead

  • @Eihort
    @Eihort 8 лет назад

    Am I going to hell for laughing at the end of this? XD

  • @avengedfate9471
    @avengedfate9471 8 лет назад +8

    i can't
    my chest
    im only 7 minutes in

  • @HMSDaring1
    @HMSDaring1 8 лет назад +49

    You use Matlab? Even US Aerospace students are condemned to use Matlab... What's your use for it?

    • @ralfidude
      @ralfidude  8 лет назад +44

      Engineering

    • @cren189
      @cren189 8 лет назад +1

      Aerospace or ME?

    • @ralfidude
      @ralfidude  8 лет назад +25

      ME

    • @cbinder46
      @cbinder46 8 лет назад +3

      I use it pretty extensively in my structural engineering studies.

    • @Screamowic
      @Screamowic 8 лет назад +6

      Matlab is the best. Aerospace Engineering student here (we Europeans use that stuff too)

  • @musicmystro
    @musicmystro 8 лет назад

    And here i was thinking there was gona be nothing to watch while i had my fish n chips. notification; "rafidude uploaded shits n giggle". Sorted!! :)

  • @GuyverGamingTV
    @GuyverGamingTV 8 лет назад +2

    OMG i love these videos. always cracks me up, you guys sound the best to hang out with. fuck lol

    • @ralfidude
      @ralfidude  8 лет назад +5

      Till we screw your marriage over

    • @GuyverGamingTV
      @GuyverGamingTV 8 лет назад

      ralfidude haha that was funny, wonder if she buried his pc with his body lol. What's the record for linebacker Fucks?

  • @peterlaanguila6089
    @peterlaanguila6089 5 лет назад

    Yeez Ralfi, could you share your f5 axis setup? I cannot maintain proper closed formation flights like you did in 4:10 , are you able to fly the f5 hands free like the f15?

  • @TonymanCS
    @TonymanCS 8 лет назад

    Return of legendary F*ck counter!

  • @hefkyyy
    @hefkyyy 8 лет назад +1

    It was at this moment Texas knew... he fucked up.

  • @Hellghast1109
    @Hellghast1109 8 лет назад +1

    Finally! More shit to laugh at while I'm at work. Awesome stuff Ralfi

  • @wumbologytm4466
    @wumbologytm4466 8 лет назад +5

    This'll be good.

  • @DAAI741
    @DAAI741 8 лет назад +16

    Just out of curiosity. what do you do that requires MATLAB?

    • @MrMaxymoo22
      @MrMaxymoo22 8 лет назад +9

      He's an engineering student.

    • @DAAI741
      @DAAI741 8 лет назад

      MrMaxymoo22 Oh cool.

    • @FlightSimx97
      @FlightSimx97 8 лет назад

      He's studying to be an engineer iirc

    • @AlexanderTzalumen
      @AlexanderTzalumen 8 лет назад

      More importantly, what MATLAB engineering involves wood? Material properties?

    • @MrTornadoman97
      @MrTornadoman97 8 лет назад

      He could be doing a project on different wood being used in different applications. He had elasticity data in there so I assume it was a comparison between actual strength (most force needed to fail) and elasticity (amount of deflection before fail).

  • @ningen1980
    @ningen1980 7 лет назад

    Just waiting for the day I hear Line say "Fuck, fuck, FUCK! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKFUCK DIDDLYFUCK!?"

  • @mattymerr701
    @mattymerr701 6 лет назад +2

    How did you guys all meet? This stuff is damn gold

  • @wulfieluff
    @wulfieluff 8 лет назад +3

    His name was TexasBread

  • @Cnupoc
    @Cnupoc 7 лет назад

    9:27 is the guy dying from laughter still alive? he sounds like he's pissing and shitting himself and laughing even more because of all that.

  • @ElitesEngineering
    @ElitesEngineering 8 лет назад +1

    Manitoba - full of gas stations and homeless people. hahahahahahaha. Made me lol, I am from Manitoba :D.
    Qubeciscans tho hahaha

  • @VitorMoura
    @VitorMoura 8 лет назад +1

    Dat Viggen footage! great vid

  • @kendallcarter6422
    @kendallcarter6422 8 лет назад +9

    *sigh* I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT :(

  • @k1ll0raffe
    @k1ll0raffe 8 лет назад

    the cliffhanger ...

  • @TheFaveteLinguis
    @TheFaveteLinguis 4 года назад

    6:37 - puts what in fridge?

  • @AUcmau
    @AUcmau 8 лет назад +1

    aww yeah, you just made my shitty day awesome, thanks mate

  • @Rohrkrepierer
    @Rohrkrepierer 7 лет назад

    I really want to start flying in DCS, but I have an X55 and no Track IR... Tough luck

  • @rileyhaynes2515
    @rileyhaynes2515 3 года назад

    This day, 4 years ago, TexasBread died

  • @Obi3CH012
    @Obi3CH012 8 лет назад +1

    Finally!!!!!! You magnificent beast!

  • @MrKillroy26
    @MrKillroy26 8 лет назад

    Supposed to be asleep for work but never mind

  • @Void304
    @Void304 8 лет назад

    Sweet God,.....that bit at the end where you're fucking with your friend TexasBread.....
    I actually woke my girlfriend up from laughing out loud.

    • @sd501st5
      @sd501st5 8 лет назад +1

      Did you start digging a trench?

  • @TheJo010
    @TheJo010 8 лет назад +2

    Poor Taxas, hope he is somewhat Fine .

  • @Magnussen92
    @Magnussen92 8 лет назад +1

    1:50 what mod is this?

  • @RiotAvada
    @RiotAvada 2 года назад +1

    Is there any knowledge now about what happened with TexasBread? ^^

  • @CR055H41RZ
    @CR055H41RZ 7 лет назад

    the dayz kids knew they were getting on shits n giggles too lmao

  • @Spartam235
    @Spartam235 8 лет назад

    I live for these videos

  • @OxiMeme
    @OxiMeme 8 лет назад

    good old "fuck" counter is back

  • @ChuckOwl
    @ChuckOwl 8 лет назад +1

    Quebexicans... brilliant. :)

  • @john_mystery
    @john_mystery 5 лет назад +1

    Now that it’s been two years since posting...has anyone heard from Texas?

  • @LynchGaming1999
    @LynchGaming1999 5 лет назад

    only in arma does chuck norris mode get activated with the MP5

  • @zpader
    @zpader 7 лет назад

    This is probably asked 100 times: But who is the one that goes high pitched when lauging his ass off? :D

  • @subodai85
    @subodai85 8 лет назад

    R.I.P. TexasBread

  • @SunBrohan
    @SunBrohan 8 лет назад

    Omg Ralfi .....I was only 10 seconds in and i cant breath xD

  • @IvanDaskalovFarming
    @IvanDaskalovFarming 8 лет назад

    That my friend was the best episode of Shits n Giggles , and one of the funniest videos in entire FUCKIN youtube... Linebacker does not give and fucks about the amount of fucks this fuckin guy use.Fuck. RIP Texas

  • @105crusierguy
    @105crusierguy 6 лет назад

    to date this is probably the funniest shits and gigz you've EVER MADE
    @ralfidude

  • @fksnfj195
    @fksnfj195 8 лет назад +4

    Ralfi you should make a video dedicated to the stutter mix thing stuff

    • @ralfidude
      @ralfidude  8 лет назад +1

      Unfortunately that studder program doesn't work anymore, and they are mainly for apple products believe it or not... I've been wanting to though.

    • @fksnfj195
      @fksnfj195 8 лет назад

      RIP, also would like to point out that you, a person who deserves it, don't have 100,000 subs which is pretty gay. But I can make some accounts just sayin

    • @ralfidude
      @ralfidude  8 лет назад +5

      ***** No no no, please don't do that. I work here based on the ethics of fun as well as I feel that I get the subs I deserve by my work without asking for it. Means much more that way.

    • @fksnfj195
      @fksnfj195 8 лет назад +2

      Holy shit, something we don't see everyday, a RUclipsr who actually doesn't do it for the money and doesn't beg for stuff. Yet another reason why I like you

    • @Variety_Pack
      @Variety_Pack 8 лет назад +3

      Whoa, guy. Keep it in your pants. This is a quality family establishment here.

  • @Gibbershname
    @Gibbershname 8 лет назад +1

    IS THAT A JOJO REFRENCE

  • @GianlucaTorre
    @GianlucaTorre 8 лет назад +2

    tfw at 13:35 no eurobeat

  • @henryofskalitz2228
    @henryofskalitz2228 Год назад

    RIP TexasBread I've been pouring out a cold one for you for 5 years now and do one every year. hope you survived.

  • @Jagerbomber
    @Jagerbomber 8 лет назад

    Forgot the ding on 65.

  • @MrKillroy26
    @MrKillroy26 8 лет назад +2

    RIP texas

  • @Wayoutthere
    @Wayoutthere 8 лет назад

    This DESTROYED ME

  • @delayed_control
    @delayed_control 8 лет назад +1

    Hey Ralfi, have you tried r2017a yet?

  • @KGBAnarchy
    @KGBAnarchy 8 лет назад

    Run texas!!!! RUN TEXAS!!!! RUN!!!!RUN!!!!!RUN!!!!!, RUN RIGHT NOW!!!!

  • @ZozoRage
    @ZozoRage 3 года назад +1

    Wait so... how has Texas aged?

  • @joe-nf8go
    @joe-nf8go 8 лет назад

    What game is that at 10:07 plz help

  • @samgeorge4798
    @samgeorge4798 8 лет назад +1

    rip tex

  • @Robert-nz2qw
    @Robert-nz2qw 8 лет назад +1

    Raflidude how did you get the Saab AJS-37 VIGGEN

    • @ralfidude
      @ralfidude  8 лет назад +5

      Promotional copy, already did a video on it with 24K views, plus my upcoming review. I support Leatherneck.

    • @Robert-nz2qw
      @Robert-nz2qw 8 лет назад

      Ralfidude could you please fly the mirage-2000C

    • @ralfidude
      @ralfidude  8 лет назад

      ***** A bit busy for the time being, but I'm sure Il get around to it sometime.

  • @DFX2KX
    @DFX2KX 7 лет назад

    Oh No, Poor Texas.
    Line! Line why!?

  • @jokerface1404
    @jokerface1404 8 лет назад +5

    Is Texas fine?

    • @ralfidude
      @ralfidude  8 лет назад +19

      He is the opposite of fine

    • @namlasm1646
      @namlasm1646 6 лет назад +1

      ralfidude So how did it go with Texas?

  • @VassilliHD
    @VassilliHD 4 года назад

    Ralfi! Its 2021, What happened to texas?

  • @RascalKyng
    @RascalKyng 8 лет назад

    No 60 FPS!!!? Why Ralfi? Why!!!!?

  • @F22raptor46
    @F22raptor46 8 лет назад

    How did you get the Viggen!!?? It's not released yet!!

    • @ralfidude
      @ralfidude  8 лет назад +4

      I'l take, "What is a promotional copy" for 300 Jim.

  • @gungriffen
    @gungriffen 7 лет назад

    How does Texas and Linebacker not have their own RUclips Channels?

  • @Alienxcow
    @Alienxcow 8 лет назад

    How are them statics, Ralfi?

  • @LSPD1909
    @LSPD1909 8 лет назад +3

    As a fuckin Manitoban fuckin it's all gas and homeless people fuckin 100% right bud.

  • @haekal27
    @haekal27 8 лет назад

    there u play Arma 3 so what kind of mod are you using maybe i can play with you

  • @farhanatashiga3721
    @farhanatashiga3721 8 лет назад

    ralfi what do you think about titan IM as of now?

  • @jackworkman1999
    @jackworkman1999 7 лет назад

    Wait, did Texas ever come back?

  • @MrPoiSonTaco
    @MrPoiSonTaco 8 лет назад

    This takes priority over all

  • @ricardobornman1698
    @ricardobornman1698 6 лет назад

    Texas...nooooo!!!