John Paul Jones is a Pirate but your losing to the USS Constitution

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @irish-italianintrovert.8600
    @irish-italianintrovert.8600 2 года назад +139

    British Captain: Surrender!
    JPJ: Surrender? I have yet begun to fight.
    John Paul Chad.

    • @calebriddle4939
      @calebriddle4939 Год назад +2

      (Not yet begun to fight)

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 Год назад +3

      All while his ship was sinking

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 11 месяцев назад +1

      "When i ran out of rounds for my 4 pistols i start stabbing"-JPJ
      "King sir, the pirate he was stabbing us, foaming blood red at the mouth wailing like a demon just like that crazy tall man washington that keeps hiding in the woods ambushing us every time we didnt think he would are you sure we should keep trying to tax them? Our cannonballs keep bouncing off the sides of their ships"

    • @jakobofcincy
      @jakobofcincy 14 дней назад

      @@connormclernon26 and was on fire... and 45 out of his 90 crewman were either dead or wounded...

  • @aeginsilverblood2070
    @aeginsilverblood2070 Год назад +59

    British sailer’s singing in a tavern: “Britannia rules the waves…”
    John Paul Jones: “Hold my ale…”

  • @1ronFa1con
    @1ronFa1con  2 года назад +72

    im running outta good Star Wars wojaks so i wanna diversify my ambiences a little bit

  • @aztecgoldmontizuma
    @aztecgoldmontizuma Год назад +40

    Sir Henry Morgan was a pirate that became one of the heads of the British admiralty. The British aren’t exactly ashamed of pirates in their ranks; Captain sir Francis Drake

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 6 месяцев назад +2

      Unfortunately for the British, they didn’t have the brutal arrogance that the Americans had when they were sailing with John Paul Jones.
      Edit: arrogance was a better fit than Ignorance

    • @arkhaan7066
      @arkhaan7066 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@MasterHall117ah you must be confused, the British excelled at ignorance. Defining trait really. The Americans had brutal arrogance that led to the belief that every person was just as good as a king

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@arkhaan7066 ah, my fault, we do tend to get arrogant more times than not… but can you blame us? Between both world wars and a ton more reasons for us to have earned the ability to boast. Despite what people whine about, America did in fact beat the North Vietnamese into submission as intended and won Nam in 1972. 75 was a violation of a treaty and our military was not present at all that year… as for Afghanistan, sure, we had a sloppy pull out but that doesn’t change that the Taliban has killed more people in 9/11 than they did in 20 years of fighting… that and it’s frowned upon to remove entire countries from existence despite housing terrorists…

    • @gotgunpowder
      @gotgunpowder 3 месяца назад +1

      They just hated JPJ cuz he wasn't their pirate.

  • @armalite5.56
    @armalite5.56 2 года назад +70

    Skill issue+L+Red coat

  • @docwhiskey996
    @docwhiskey996 2 года назад +206

    Fun fact, America's most fantastic export is men who have an excess of brute force and ignorance. Dude slayed so many bodies. He's the best choice for the father of the US Navy.

    • @rrai1999
      @rrai1999 2 года назад +18

      Ignorance..? More like being a mercenary lil fellow

    • @docwhiskey996
      @docwhiskey996 2 года назад +8

      @@rrai1999 its a joke small fry. It's a joke about American fighting men. Which you likely know nothing about.

    • @eidespere
      @eidespere 2 года назад

      @@docwhiskey996 But he was an import.

    • @doyen6409
      @doyen6409 2 года назад +9

      John Paul was scottish...

    • @ironclad6942
      @ironclad6942 2 года назад +2

      @@doyen6409 Your point?

  • @Trey_816
    @Trey_816 2 года назад +17

    **Hull's Victory intensifies**

  • @noiamnotjohn3351
    @noiamnotjohn3351 2 года назад +48

    Limeys stay seething since 1776.
    Up Jones, up the Continentals, up America!

  • @scottfree6479
    @scottfree6479 9 месяцев назад +4

    Classic song by the crew of the HMS Saltminer

  • @comandantegorrion7271
    @comandantegorrion7271 Год назад +8

    John Paul Jones is a pirate, he’s also the best of the best, keep it up, you’ll catch no pirate, he’ll sink you along with the rest.

  • @aaronbrown8129
    @aaronbrown8129 2 года назад +36

    When the British sailors feared John Paul Jones

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 11 месяцев назад

      Irs wild how in whitehaven they celebrste the man for his sheer testicular fortitude to sail up the isle alone the guy was nuts that guy had some testicles. King enforcing taxes he goes over there starts setting their ships on fire people are like "who ordered you to do that" hes says "you get orders?" Hundreds of years later theyre like "we drink a pint for that man today"

    • @jakobofcincy
      @jakobofcincy 14 дней назад

      when DIDN'T they? that bastard could sink a 1st rate ship of the line with a rowboat...

  • @markherron1407
    @markherron1407 Год назад +2

    John Paul Jones is 9 of Diamonds 💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎 Merry Christmas 🎄🎁🤶🎅⛄✝️☮️🕊️ Blessings and Hugs 💜💜💜💜💜

  • @mrsing7465
    @mrsing7465 2 года назад +34

    Jumbo Jones, scourge of the seas.

    • @Topazert
      @Topazert 2 года назад

      Damn it, I hear it. XD

  • @donkdonki3322
    @donkdonki3322 2 года назад +14

    When the British destroyed his ship he was building as he fought.

  • @j.k1688
    @j.k1688 Год назад +4

    HMS Java moment

  • @xneo329
    @xneo329 Год назад +1

    *you're