IN MY DEFENCE I didn't know when I told her about the slideshow scroll settings that the TikTok app works so differently on different platforms that she literally didn't have that option. Indeed, while I used to have that option it is now gone from the settings, even though slideshows still don't auto-scroll for me
😂😂😂 These stories are intense, I haven't laughed so hard in a long while and now my stomach hurts and I also almost threw up from laughing so hard (It literally got up to the top of my throat but thankfully I swallowed it back up in time).
29:43 the best reference i can give for what itd be like to wield a drive shaft as a weapon, would be to have you pick up a 20-40 pound benchpress bar and swing it like a damn sword 😭💀
The worst food poisoning of my life was from pizza. Three days of wishing I could die. Even the rancid peanut sauce incident, which caused me to tear a muscle in my neck from vomiting never matched that pizza.
The pizza hut story reminds me of when I had my first kidney stone. I was 17 and it was very much snowing outside. I thought it was just period pains until I started vomiting. After screaming for mercy we rushed to the hospital. I practically was begging for morphine. After about three hours of death inducing pain, two doctors came in with equally perplexed and concerned looks. It appears they have not encountered a teen with kidney stones before. Since then I have passed five more and each time the doctor has an expression of "I can't believe you've done this six times"
My favorite Pepe moments from the Muppets are from The Muppets' Wizard of Oz with Ashanti, where he's Toto. Him pretending he's a Hollywood agent with a fake cell phone was hilarious to me (side note: that movie is actually the closest version to the book, believe it or not).
my favorite part of the video was when it started. least favorite part was when it ended. I'm from one of the narrators videos. you're feaking hysterical!! keep up the great work.
Driveshafts are hefty, but it depends on the vehicle. If it's a pickup driveshaft, that's fuckin intense. A car is still impressive. Motorcycle is more usable and therefore more terrifying in practice.
A lot of these felt so relatable but for the wrong reasons. The two I think were the most relatable were the Pizza Hut one and the glasses one: The Pizza Hut one, similar story but I had gotten KFC a week before the school year started (this was back in 2017 btw, I graduated 5 years ago) and later that night, I was sweating, got up to try and cool off, ended up in the bathroom all night. No hospital though, it was just because the food didn't sit right. Since then, I convinced myself it was because of the weather. I even had KFC a few hours ago and I'm fine. The glasses one, I actually did the same thing and jokingly said I needed glasses. 3 years later, my eyesight actually did get bad (still don't know how or why) and now I have to wear glasses. Not all the time, only for distance because I'm near-sighted. Edit: that last one is crazy as hell but not relatable like the rest. I'm actually grossed out trying to even picture that story in my head and how much blood could have been on the road.
The toilet time one, that's grade A food poisoning. I was in Vietnam, they got my order wrong, so they ended up rushing it when they realized. Mum threw up when we got back to the hotel as she'd had one spoonful. I was throwing up and assblasting the porcelain throne all night, and all morning. We were set to leave that day on. Eventually, I'd emptied my stomach, white as a sheet. Dad put me on fluids to sip while I was recovering. They nearly barred me from the flight because they did not want to be liable for anything they'd have to deal with. Eventually, I recovered, but I was still throwing up when I tried eating or drinking regular food. This was a series of flights from Vietnam back to Australia. Good fun. EDIT: WTF A TUMOR OKAY
25:00 my best friend got a severe case of food poisoning Christmas night! She had Christmas dinner with her family at her mom’s house and no one else got sick at all but she got deathly ill vomiting and pooping nonstop at about 2 am later that night. Her girlfriend was asleep and not answering texts or calls to wake up. She text me and I happened to still be awake and knew what was going on since I’ve had food poisoning before a couple times. I live close by and drive over and started banging on the door and ringing the doorbell until her mom answered and then told them what’s going on and went to the bathroom to help her. I have severe IBS so I keep Imodium in my car at all times and had anti-nausea meds at house so I brought them and we didn’t have to take her to the hospital but it was definitely a terrible time for her for a few hours and she still had stomach pains for a couple days after.
That Pizza Hut story makes me infinitely more thankful I don't like their pizza. But now I need to know if it was food poisoning or if it was just her getting sick from something else because it seemed she was the only one affected.
Great video, you always bring some laughs to my day. But there's something that didn't feel right in the vid. So I just wanted to say that the clip where the original writer said they got a secret piercing, which led to their parents finding out. Then somehow a fight where the dad got stabbed by the mum, and then the chat pretty much chears the mum for being a bad-ass, and you decide to join in on the joke. People like to say it's all jokes and not to take it so seriously, but if their roles were reversed the dad would mostly likely be demonised, and people would go on a witch hunt for the dad. So yeah, the joke rubs me the wrong way. Jokes aside, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you share the same or similar feelings on the situation, but didn't express that because "admittedly" the chat's joke was amusing. But I don't think some of the chat people who dog-pile on the joke would think twice about how serious the situation was and not realise the point I brought up. I just hope this comment makes some of the chat people think a little more about normalising casual praise of domestic abuse.
That last story with the dog....anyone in my family including myself would have called 911 and would be probably talking to the police as to why there was a dog full of bullet holes as she was being loaded into an ambulance. If it were my Dad, the dog would be in the back seat with it's neck broken by hand (to be brought to the neighbor with a hospital bill) and we would have made it to the hospital faster than any first responder. And the brother would have hell to pay for not protecting his sister
legitmately had that pizza hut thing happen to me. Minus the tumor and uncontrolled dump. It was both ends plus sweating and insane weakness. it was from pizza hut. It's also happened with enchiladas and jimmy johns so idk anymore. food poisoning aint no joke
That last one... Her parents can eat shit, I mean she already went through enough trauma to know not to do dangerous shit like that again. I mean she's only 11 FFS.
I was eating when you put the teratoma on the screen. I then lost all chance of eating my breakfast that I cooked. I will now go in cry from the horror.
I had food poisoning like that after eating nachos from a hippie joint in boulder Colorado. (They market themselves as hippies. It's chill.) I was fresh off a bad break up and was trying to go on a date with this girl to get my mind off it. Literally RIGHT AFTER boning... this happens... in the bleachers of a highschool football stadium... 21:58
Don’t feel bad for over 30 years I thought when Ozzy Osbourne sang barked at the moon I heard guac-a-the-mole…… I knew this isn’t what he said, but to this day it still pops in my head.
24:00 There is no force in heaven above or hell below that could move me from that toilet. My ass would become Thor's hammer: Mjolnir, and no one not even me would be worthy.
a drive shaft is not all that heavy (depending a bit on what car its from). it has some weight to it but not like unbearable. it is kinda long tho so if you swing it you better hit or it will take you some time to get another swing in :D a large socket wrench would be a better idea as an improvised wepon imo :)
Love this meme great video time for a new keyboard also is that elvish on the keyboard how do you understand what letters are what I would be so confused
As a husband, and the cook in the household, absolutely a STAGGERINGLY large amount of dudes are like that lmao., but having said that, WHAT IN THE ENTIRE FUCK WAS BRO DOIN?!😂😂how do you even POSSIBLY make that much of a mess for Hot Cocoa?
the wedding dress story had such a cute ending, you can tell they both have a good sense of humor
He kinda hit her with the Drax "You must be so embarrassed" line. Keeper.
Emma the cookie Queen and her loyal subjects was my favorite lol.
IN MY DEFENCE
I didn't know when I told her about the slideshow scroll settings that the TikTok app works so differently on different platforms that she literally didn't have that option. Indeed, while I used to have that option it is now gone from the settings, even though slideshows still don't auto-scroll for me
17:50
@@the_willz How dare
the uterine lining dream being lore for this channel is something else
The hip tumor story has me nearly crying
"I'M STILL SHITTING"
13:21 not me thinking she's pregnant, and the doctor just called it a tumor... and immediately hearing Arnold going ITS NOT A TUMAAAA!!
Same here
Emma started a new tradition
That last one though... My God. And shame on those parents.
Man, that last story fucked me up. That gal's a serious warrior to be able to post about it like that.
At that point, the family just hates you, just run away.
the ol projectile vomit while one sides busy... gonna be a helluva mess in one direction at least KEKW
😂😂😂 These stories are intense, I haven't laughed so hard in a long while and now my stomach hurts and I also almost threw up from laughing so hard (It literally got up to the top of my throat but thankfully I swallowed it back up in time).
oh good, for a moment there i thought you might have a hip tumour
The mom, after stabbing the dad, should have said "is that a piercing?!" 😅
29:43 the best reference i can give for what itd be like to wield a drive shaft as a weapon, would be to have you pick up a 20-40 pound benchpress bar and swing it like a damn sword 😭💀
1:50 You got the DISfunctional keyboard.
The worst food poisoning of my life was from pizza. Three days of wishing I could die. Even the rancid peanut sauce incident, which caused me to tear a muscle in my neck from vomiting never matched that pizza.
No shot you're the shitbomb incident with the hip tumor
20:00 if it took that much effort to make hot cocoa, I'd drive to store, buy a French press, and learn how to make coffee 😂
Kruz I NEED more of these compilations to LIVE so funny oml
14:55 Vowala Davis is your Adele Dazeem moment
Emma with the cookies 🍪
The pizza hut story reminds me of when I had my first kidney stone. I was 17 and it was very much snowing outside. I thought it was just period pains until I started vomiting. After screaming for mercy we rushed to the hospital. I practically was begging for morphine. After about three hours of death inducing pain, two doctors came in with equally perplexed and concerned looks. It appears they have not encountered a teen with kidney stones before. Since then I have passed five more and each time the doctor has an expression of "I can't believe you've done this six times"
My favorite Pepe moments from the Muppets are from The Muppets' Wizard of Oz with Ashanti, where he's Toto. Him pretending he's a Hollywood agent with a fake cell phone was hilarious to me (side note: that movie is actually the closest version to the book, believe it or not).
i'm fucking wheezing at the raging at the autoscroll
After the last Pepe video I went and watched the original Muppet Show and Muppets Tonight
my favorite part of the video was when it started. least favorite part was when it ended. I'm from one of the narrators videos. you're feaking hysterical!! keep up the great work.
Driveshafts are hefty, but it depends on the vehicle. If it's a pickup driveshaft, that's fuckin intense. A car is still impressive. Motorcycle is more usable and therefore more terrifying in practice.
Drive shafts are hollow, so they look a lot heavier than they are. The heaviest part is the Universal Joint on the end.
Poor Pepe 😥
All these things he’s getting into
I saw Dom_nico being bald in twitch chat, can't get away with it that easily! 1:17
wants to help granma bake cookies
Granma: No go almost die 3 separate times in 5 minutes
I have to add this since dom mentioned it in chat: Dom is bald.
i love these so much and love the vod type content. i aslo love the fact that she rages at the auto scroll
that first meme went so hard lol 🤣
A lot of these felt so relatable but for the wrong reasons. The two I think were the most relatable were the Pizza Hut one and the glasses one:
The Pizza Hut one, similar story but I had gotten KFC a week before the school year started (this was back in 2017 btw, I graduated 5 years ago) and later that night, I was sweating, got up to try and cool off, ended up in the bathroom all night. No hospital though, it was just because the food didn't sit right. Since then, I convinced myself it was because of the weather. I even had KFC a few hours ago and I'm fine.
The glasses one, I actually did the same thing and jokingly said I needed glasses. 3 years later, my eyesight actually did get bad (still don't know how or why) and now I have to wear glasses. Not all the time, only for distance because I'm near-sighted.
Edit: that last one is crazy as hell but not relatable like the rest. I'm actually grossed out trying to even picture that story in my head and how much blood could have been on the road.
23:00 Yea, same here i've had pizza hut like 3 times in the past 20 years, EVERY TIME food poisoning, some times violent.
The pizza story was the hardest I have laughed in years.
Are we sure Kruz knows where the function keys even are on her keyboard? She seems to have many issues with technology...
1:16 The more you deny it, the more true it becomes Dom Nico.
On vacation with a Kruz Pepe meme video 😂
Ditto!
Petition to have a rage compilation of said other video posted
as a tolkien nerd that lotr keyboard looks sooo nice actually i need to get one for myself too lol
I got it from Drops.com ! Was gonna be limited stock but they were such a hit they kept it around and came out with so many more options!
@@Kruzadar Thank you sm! I'll definitely check it out
The toilet time one, that's grade A food poisoning. I was in Vietnam, they got my order wrong, so they ended up rushing it when they realized. Mum threw up when we got back to the hotel as she'd had one spoonful. I was throwing up and assblasting the porcelain throne all night, and all morning. We were set to leave that day on. Eventually, I'd emptied my stomach, white as a sheet. Dad put me on fluids to sip while I was recovering. They nearly barred me from the flight because they did not want to be liable for anything they'd have to deal with. Eventually, I recovered, but I was still throwing up when I tried eating or drinking regular food. This was a series of flights from Vietnam back to Australia. Good fun.
EDIT: WTF A TUMOR OKAY
The 3 death experiences is jokes😂😂😂
This had me crying out laughing so hard. 😂
F**k it, WE’LL DO IT LIVE!
The Pizza Hut one was already amazing but the title is what really sold it! 😂
$100 wedding dress? I'd have bought that too, shiiiiiiit
One thing we learned from this video is, if there's ever a chance to bake cookies, you BAKE THOSE COOKIES!
I hit the video so quick like my life depends on it 😂
25:00 my best friend got a severe case of food poisoning Christmas night! She had Christmas dinner with her family at her mom’s house and no one else got sick at all but she got deathly ill vomiting and pooping nonstop at about 2 am later that night. Her girlfriend was asleep and not answering texts or calls to wake up. She text me and I happened to still be awake and knew what was going on since I’ve had food poisoning before a couple times. I live close by and drive over and started banging on the door and ringing the doorbell until her mom answered and then told them what’s going on and went to the bathroom to help her. I have severe IBS so I keep Imodium in my car at all times and had anti-nausea meds at house so I brought them and we didn’t have to take her to the hospital but it was definitely a terrible time for her for a few hours and she still had stomach pains for a couple days after.
11:09 I can relate to this so hard but instead of a knife it was a heel
There can only be ONE Pepe and he is green and certainly NOT a shrimp 🤣🤣
Can we please get a rage video!????? I’m f’n dying!!!! 7:42
That Pizza Hut story makes me infinitely more thankful I don't like their pizza. But now I need to know if it was food poisoning or if it was just her getting sick from something else because it seemed she was the only one affected.
Great video, you always bring some laughs to my day. But there's something that didn't feel right in the vid. So I just wanted to say that the clip where the original writer said they got a secret piercing, which led to their parents finding out. Then somehow a fight where the dad got stabbed by the mum, and then the chat pretty much chears the mum for being a bad-ass, and you decide to join in on the joke. People like to say it's all jokes and not to take it so seriously, but if their roles were reversed the dad would mostly likely be demonised, and people would go on a witch hunt for the dad. So yeah, the joke rubs me the wrong way. Jokes aside, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you share the same or similar feelings on the situation, but didn't express that because "admittedly" the chat's joke was amusing. But I don't think some of the chat people who dog-pile on the joke would think twice about how serious the situation was and not realise the point I brought up. I just hope this comment makes some of the chat people think a little more about normalising casual praise of domestic abuse.
That last story with the dog....anyone in my family including myself would have called 911 and would be probably talking to the police as to why there was a dog full of bullet holes as she was being loaded into an ambulance. If it were my Dad, the dog would be in the back seat with it's neck broken by hand (to be brought to the neighbor with a hospital bill) and we would have made it to the hospital faster than any first responder. And the brother would have hell to pay for not protecting his sister
"Dom is bald"
yes please do more of this!
I didn't know he was a specific thing just another monster 😂
Omg that did NOT feel like 40 mins 😂
Huh uh huh uh ha Pepe huh uh huh uh ha! 🤣😂
was it hulk hogan with the drive shaft LOL
that last one cant be real 💀
Usually food poisoning takes the time it takes to digest it. So like 7 hours or so.
legitmately had that pizza hut thing happen to me. Minus the tumor and uncontrolled dump. It was both ends plus sweating and insane weakness. it was from pizza hut. It's also happened with enchiladas and jimmy johns so idk anymore. food poisoning aint no joke
I will from now on only hear "Underground lepers"
That last one... Her parents can eat shit, I mean she already went through enough trauma to know not to do dangerous shit like that again. I mean she's only 11 FFS.
some auto-scrolls stops if you mute the "slide", dont know why. It just does 🤷♂
I was eating when you put the teratoma on the screen. I then lost all chance of eating my breakfast that I cooked. I will now go in cry from the horror.
ive never cringed and recoiled then became happy after that wedding dress story
This trend is goated fr
I had food poisoning like that after eating nachos from a hippie joint in boulder Colorado. (They market themselves as hippies. It's chill.) I was fresh off a bad break up and was trying to go on a date with this girl to get my mind off it. Literally RIGHT AFTER boning... this happens... in the bleachers of a highschool football stadium... 21:58
Voila Davis lol
Don’t feel bad for over 30 years I thought when Ozzy Osbourne sang barked at the moon I heard guac-a-the-mole…… I knew this isn’t what he said, but to this day it still pops in my head.
28:24 a driveshaft weighs like 15-30 pounds, so it’s not that heavy
OFC.... ofc i do..... i'll never turn down seeing a free one! XD
10:25 it was one of the good plates
I need to understand why there was a cutting board involved in hot cocoa 😅
Top 10 Anime fights of 2025, #10 Kruz vs Auto Scroll
24:00 There is no force in heaven above or hell below that could move me from that toilet. My ass would become Thor's hammer: Mjolnir, and no one not even me would be worthy.
a drive shaft is not all that heavy (depending a bit on what car its from). it has some weight to it but not like unbearable. it is kinda long tho so if you swing it you better hit or it will take you some time to get another swing in :D a large socket wrench would be a better idea as an improvised wepon imo :)
18:30 I can't believe that worked!
Love this meme great video time for a new keyboard also is that elvish on the keyboard how do you understand what letters are what I would be so confused
Love the Lord Of the Rings Keyboard
As a husband, and the cook in the household, absolutely a STAGGERINGLY large amount of dudes are like that lmao., but having said that, WHAT IN THE ENTIRE FUCK WAS BRO DOIN?!😂😂how do you even POSSIBLY make that much of a mess for Hot Cocoa?
Couldn't you transfer the keys to a new keyboard and keep the lord of the rings inside a working keyboard?
19:58 child, i can understand but... Husband. NOPE
Why did I choose to watch this during lunch
She'll eat the skin cheese then tell you how good it goes with milk
Vwalla davis😂😂😂
20:22 Stinkies indeed!
Kruzadar i love ur videos ❤ u make me smile when u do videos.
What's the background music you have on?
thats it im going to get cookies now god damnit
I too fight with auto scroll 😅
Just as funny as it was on stream
SHE MARRIED STAN SMITH
Dom__nico is so bald
The letter vomit story sounds like Stan & Wendy from South Park 🤮