3 SCARY GAMES #47

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  • Опубликовано: 15 апр 2020
  • Yes. You are in the right place. This is 3 Scary Games Episode 47. Congratulations for reaching this video. You are going to like this video very much. You are going to remember it for the rest of your life. For the rest of your life. The rest of your life.
    EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
    This Game is Real ► unknown-x.itch.io/this-game-i...
    Lips Like Velum ► pantagruel.itch.io/lips-like-...
    dp. T. ► microhorrorarcade.itch.io/dpt...
    Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
    Horror Outro ► / haunted
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Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @flamingonion27
    @flamingonion27 6 месяцев назад +2310

    4:30 the part you were looking for. You’re welcome

    • @archytype.mp3
      @archytype.mp3 6 месяцев назад +157

      i love you

    • @CheezDoodlezz
      @CheezDoodlezz 5 месяцев назад

      @@archytype.mp3i love you

    • @Toaster_Chan
      @Toaster_Chan 5 месяцев назад +124

      The hero we needed, but didn’t deserve…

    • @kayduncan2904
      @kayduncan2904 5 месяцев назад +46

      the way I was way later in the video but knew exactly what you were talking about

    • @robertovelez6641
      @robertovelez6641 5 месяцев назад +15

      Thank you!

  • @Lemon_Thief
    @Lemon_Thief 4 года назад +6234

    "This game is real" is actually a game based on strange dreams from the users of a horror forum. That's why it's confusing at times.

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 4 года назад +98

      Oh, cool.

    • @ks-du4kl
      @ks-du4kl 4 года назад +143

      do you know which forum it’s from? that’s pretty neat

    • @sunburnnttt5605
      @sunburnnttt5605 4 года назад +29

      Man that's interesting

    • @privatizitat815
      @privatizitat815 4 года назад +90

      So, either they have some weird mentsl illness, just realy fucked up dreams or murdered presumably a chuld.(The skeleton in the bloodtub was rather small)

    • @gonlegos
      @gonlegos 4 года назад +313

      @@privatizitat815 yuo can just have weird dreams bro lol
      my dreams consist of me being inside the stomach of chronos with inanimate rotting versions of myself but that doesnt mean i have some form of self-loathing

  • @AwesomeJCR
    @AwesomeJCR 6 месяцев назад +699

    I am shocked that 4:30 isn't the most replayed part of the video yet.

    • @treygaming334
      @treygaming334 3 месяца назад +61

      IF YOU'RE COMING RIGHT NOW LEMME SEE IT

    • @demonofthevoid733
      @demonofthevoid733 3 месяца назад

      Huh, HE. HE WHO IS CUMMING.

    • @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587
      @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 3 месяца назад +25

      Well yeah, they're more interested in the part where actually got genuinely scared for once, and didn't just play up a reaction.
      Personally I disagree, I like to see him talk about coming more

    • @Palemis
      @Palemis 2 месяца назад +5

      It's probably because this video is 3 years old, and this meme only got really popular like 3 months ago

    • @Yuri_mf
      @Yuri_mf 2 месяца назад

      ​​@@treygaming334LET ME SEE IT! SHOW ME! Hah? He! HE WHO IS COMING!

  • @giantskelly5165
    @giantskelly5165 4 месяца назад +137

    4:30 HE WHO IS COMING

  • @skiakardia3966
    @skiakardia3966 4 года назад +5599

    Mark: "Don't turn around."
    Me: *slowly turns*
    My cat: 👁👅👁

    • @shinra2498
      @shinra2498 4 года назад +145

      My mom who said I was grounded 👁👃👁✋🔪

    • @thechosenjuan8776
      @thechosenjuan8776 4 года назад +111

      Skia Kardia
      My sleep paralysis demon: 👈🏿🗿👈🏿

    • @soup5791
      @soup5791 4 года назад +11

      same

    • @thatoneplanet
      @thatoneplanet 4 года назад +53

      this comment thread is beautiful

    • @artisticcrystallight459
      @artisticcrystallight459 4 года назад +17

      @@cami7139 funny how you used the evil eye emoji

  • @wooteoeeo
    @wooteoeeo 4 года назад +2227

    "I'm glad I stand at sitting height"
    Oh, Mark. No need to make yourself sound any taller than you already aren't

    • @planetz8559
      @planetz8559 4 года назад +37

      We all know you'r 3 feet tall, mark.
      edit: spelling

    • @ai-jd5ym
      @ai-jd5ym 4 года назад +6

      @@planetz8559 2*

    • @shadytatertot
      @shadytatertot 4 года назад +6

      I was hoping someone had commented on that. Thank you

    • @MinnaBudomo
      @MinnaBudomo 4 года назад

      I applaud you

    • @lovely8524
      @lovely8524 4 года назад +2

      DAMMMNNNN

  • @goldenfire647
    @goldenfire647 9 месяцев назад +512

    mark continually saying, "ARE YOU COMING? WHERE ARE YOU COMING?" is honestly the highlight of my night

    • @user-tc9kt2iy4u
      @user-tc9kt2iy4u 4 месяца назад +1

      Npc

    • @trevalonn2448
      @trevalonn2448 4 месяца назад +17

      "I WANNA SEE YOU COME"

    • @user-tc9kt2iy4u
      @user-tc9kt2iy4u 4 месяца назад +13

      Sorry that i said this i was being hateful and i hope you can forgive me

    • @StanMarsh21
      @StanMarsh21 4 месяца назад

      Lmao

    • @Sqwidiot
      @Sqwidiot Месяц назад

      @@user-tc9kt2iy4u we've witnessed an entire character arc in the span of 17 words. amazing.

  • @caitlynn5777
    @caitlynn5777 3 года назад +831

    Mark: "Seriously, don't look behind you."
    My kitten: *jumps onto head from bed frame scaring the absolute sh*t out of me*

    • @Fan-imator
      @Fan-imator Год назад +15

      Honestly, it sucks that these jokes fill every comment section where he makes this joke. And I hate that they are all funny

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 5 месяцев назад +1

      He who is coming hath commed

    • @masonritter1389
      @masonritter1389 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Fan-imator Got me in the first half, not gonna lie. Same tho.

  • @ceedee2333
    @ceedee2333 4 года назад +582

    Merkleperkle: "Don't look behind you..."
    Me, my back to a wall: 3 scary games has taught me not to have a "behind" me anymore.

    • @kimv6547
      @kimv6547 4 года назад +7

      You mean Markiplier?

    • @xmischager2664
      @xmischager2664 4 года назад +6

      @Kim V Markimoo.

    • @devidevil888
      @devidevil888 4 года назад +15

      But what if it's inside the wall?

    • @ceedee2333
      @ceedee2333 4 года назад +17

      Michael Hale then I guess I’m screwed. Be sure to give me a 21 kazoo salute at my funeral.

    • @deaththefox721
      @deaththefox721 4 года назад +4

      Lol I make sure I am on my bed where there is a mirror that faces where I can see behind me XD

  • @LilMissNichole
    @LilMissNichole 4 года назад +4014

    Mark: “Just because there’s blood everywhere doesn’t mean they’re dead.. maybe they had fun!” Me: *suddenly worried about Amy*

    • @guywithahammer4766
      @guywithahammer4766 4 года назад +235

      Tsk tsk tsk. Needs more LuBrIcAtIoN

    • @guywithahammer4766
      @guywithahammer4766 4 года назад +95

      Hey hey my reply to someone elses comment on someone else's video got a like. I must be famous.

    • @Soundviolence
      @Soundviolence 4 года назад +85

      *Yes, Your LuBrIcATiOn comment will earn you millions of moneyz*

    • @shadowwolf6776
      @shadowwolf6776 4 года назад +22

      apple Mcnugget 😂😂😂 why did i think of subnautica?!

    • @traceyjessop3082
      @traceyjessop3082 4 года назад +11

      @@Soundviolence r/comedycemetery

  • @Brex10
    @Brex10 4 месяца назад +55

    4:30 I'm pretty sure the entire Cyberpunk soundtrack played in my head during that rant with the amount of times he said it.

  • @Cloud24774
    @Cloud24774 3 года назад +275

    why is mark saying "NO SILLY *BITCH* " so damn funny to me?

    • @Spectrolm60
      @Spectrolm60 Год назад +4

      Bcuz you got no sense of humor

    • @user-zu1oj4qp8q
      @user-zu1oj4qp8q 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Spectrolm60we love you

    • @Spectrolm60
      @Spectrolm60 2 месяца назад

      @@user-zu1oj4qp8q idk how I should take that lmao

  • @emilylakadosch7238
    @emilylakadosch7238 4 года назад +2105

    Markiplier: “Dont look behind you “
    Me: “Looks behind me at my back door wide open”

  • @azikhakeem9345
    @azikhakeem9345 4 года назад +2434

    Mark: "don't look behind you"
    Me while watching this with a broken neck:*sob*

    • @ai-jd5ym
      @ai-jd5ym 4 года назад +61

      Oof

    • @JT-bw3jr
      @JT-bw3jr 4 года назад +9

      meeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @fflowergrl
      @fflowergrl 4 года назад +12

      oh nooo

    • @astxrism5526
      @astxrism5526 4 года назад +10

      Oof XD ( I was your 100th like btw UwU

    • @DrFrieden7R
      @DrFrieden7R 4 года назад +42

      Hope you get better soon

  • @z1r1u5
    @z1r1u5 3 года назад +88

    "Mah nehbur t-toro"
    Beautiful words spoken by the great Markiplier

    • @cianoAME
      @cianoAME 5 месяцев назад +1

      my favourite amine

  • @michelita1
    @michelita1 3 года назад +970

    K I'm rewatching Mark's videos and I'm going full-screen bois wish me luck

    • @roeanft7043
      @roeanft7043 2 года назад +70

      i watch this then go to sleep 😊

    • @gahshjdjd8249
      @gahshjdjd8249 2 года назад +21

      @@roeanft7043 bruh how we doing this all ;)

    • @zoro3485
      @zoro3485 2 года назад +8

      @@gahshjdjd8249 nut

    • @xrik7865
      @xrik7865 2 года назад +9

      I just wish he didn’t purposely try to hype up the game, and play it naturally, cause he does have the best selection of horror games

    • @-falcofn9839
      @-falcofn9839 2 года назад +2

      Good luck

  • @beetelee9439
    @beetelee9439 4 года назад +847

    Mark: *don’t turn around*
    Me: *turns around*
    My wall: 👁👄👁

  • @strawberryhonk998
    @strawberryhonk998 4 года назад +492

    I find it funny that "This Game Is Real" was made with the UNREAL Engine

    • @EricaSwan.
      @EricaSwan. 4 года назад +42

      This comment is a diamond surrounded by the rough of comments literally only mention mark saying not to turn around. Thank you for originality sir(or maam)

    • @Fl4kdagamer-0451
      @Fl4kdagamer-0451 4 года назад +9

      hahaha I get it 😂

    • @murcifulname0152
      @murcifulname0152 4 года назад +7

      That is what makes it so real

    • @winko8484
      @winko8484 4 года назад

      It’s unreally real

    • @Vyansya
      @Vyansya 4 года назад

      Unrealistically real

  • @skeletortheoverlordofevil1749
    @skeletortheoverlordofevil1749 2 года назад +52

    "Dont turn around"
    -Immideatly turns around
    -sees a mirror
    *Nothing but disappointment behind me*

  • @hellnoodlerat4937
    @hellnoodlerat4937 3 года назад +41

    Mark: *questions granpappy about dr pepper*
    Me: "WHY IS HIS NECK SO L O N G"

  • @xxk0i786
    @xxk0i786 4 года назад +410

    Game: He’s coming. Hide.
    Mark: Pics or it didn’t happen.

  • @theholywiss0349
    @theholywiss0349 4 года назад +4110

    Mark: “don’t look behind you”
    Me: Ah yes, the Wall is made out of W A L L

    • @charleybleh
      @charleybleh 4 года назад +113

      And pillow is made out of *P I L L O W*

    • @weird_lozer4100
      @weird_lozer4100 4 года назад +21

      Lmao when I looked back I though my pillow was someone sitting in my room😂Lmao I got scared for a second

    • @chocopans78
      @chocopans78 4 года назад +47

      _they are in the wall_

    • @NA-ck4cg
      @NA-ck4cg 4 года назад +19

      -they will always be behind you 👽👽😈😈😈-

    • @mgrm77
      @mgrm77 4 года назад +27

      Ah yes the bed is made of B E D

  • @DaintyBouquet
    @DaintyBouquet 3 года назад +65

    Mark: “Don’t turn around...”
    Me, who is literally laying in bed: “How do I even-“

    • @neohamilton551
      @neohamilton551 3 года назад +4

      They're under your bed, that's how.

  • @DesolateLavender
    @DesolateLavender 3 года назад +38

    "You lied to me! It's not real, you're not real, and most importantly, I'M not real!"
    Wait a minute.

  • @Regufyz
    @Regufyz 4 года назад +620

    Mark: *_DONT TURN AROUND_*
    Me: sees my ugly ass face reflected on my screen
    Also me: *_Im above the law_*

    • @stupidfurries
      @stupidfurries 4 года назад +4

      Facts

    • @rainesjupiter7308
      @rainesjupiter7308 4 года назад +5

      *I AM THE LAW-*

    • @caretbay4792
      @caretbay4792 4 года назад +2

      Well given that im the scariest thing in this universe i guess... i have nothing to worry about

    • @wesleyrussell6670
      @wesleyrussell6670 4 года назад +1

      Me turning around would jumpscare it

    • @Liliputian07
      @Liliputian07 4 года назад

      don't turn around (uh-oh)
      der kommissar's in town (uh-oh)

  • @fidough3255
    @fidough3255 4 года назад +925

    "Just because there's blood everywhere doesn't mean they're dead, maybe they had fun."
    Only mark would ever say such a thing lmao

    • @rsm05
      @rsm05 4 года назад +31

      He's a masochist after all

    • @cole_lol115
      @cole_lol115 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @Chris_no_father_figure
      @Chris_no_father_figure 4 года назад +3

      THIS IS A VERY REAL COMMENT

    • @blop9531
      @blop9531 4 года назад +2

      yeah such a markiplier thing to say! lmao

    • @dollroyals8006
      @dollroyals8006 4 года назад +2

      I'm sat here watching your likes go up :)

  • @destinygaming9903
    @destinygaming9903 2 года назад +13

    omfg i love that mark immediately stopped his "hey baby!!" when he noticed they were taken its just so wholesome and nice to hear

  • @Einstein755
    @Einstein755 3 года назад +17

    note: "he's coming better hide"
    Mark: "I WOULD LOVE TO, HOW?"

  • @avaam1080
    @avaam1080 4 года назад +342

    0:35 “What, did you expect a jump scare? Oh no, pish posh. Silly biiitch.”

    • @MagniZZZ
      @MagniZZZ 4 года назад +5

      Your weapons cannot harm me do you know what the f**k I am? I’m the juggernaut

    • @logannewton1181
      @logannewton1181 4 года назад +1

      Yes,no, maybe?Idk

    • @tristan3456
      @tristan3456 4 года назад +1

      @@MagniZZZ I'm the juggernaut biatch

  • @adamseiden6528
    @adamseiden6528 4 года назад +810

    Mark: “why am I standing at sitting height”. Me: Mark don’t you do that in real life?

  • @THISfookindude
    @THISfookindude 2 года назад +23

    15:44 he actually looks at the camera to see if something’s behind him

  • @00spaceissocool00
    @00spaceissocool00 3 года назад +11

    The hole in the wall had me DYING of laughter, especially when it was mentioned as wet and had a dank smell 😭

  • @candypoweredrocket
    @candypoweredrocket 4 года назад +398

    Expect jumpscare
    “No jumpscare”
    Expect during monologue
    No jumpscare
    Irrational fear sets in

  • @ronanmax6595
    @ronanmax6595 4 года назад +411

    Mark: "is this my s**tin bucket"
    *the toilet*
    "I'm literally right here"

    • @asmasultana6107
      @asmasultana6107 4 года назад +4

      Well you know, there could be someone behind you aaand behind the wall... you neever know...

    • @DragonguyA
      @DragonguyA 4 года назад +5

      Only noobs use a toilet. Colonel 100's use a bucket

    • @undan8917
      @undan8917 4 года назад +2

      Me on the toilet: *ironic*

    • @L-Archange
      @L-Archange 4 года назад +2

      Tactical Broskis roblox

    • @wackycrazedgamer0076
      @wackycrazedgamer0076 4 года назад +1

      Me: hey... you got some toilet paper? 🧻

  • @danielstephens1185
    @danielstephens1185 2 года назад +9

    08:44 always fun for some reason to see him genuinely jump scared to the point he needs a breather. This one looks like it actually hurt him too.

  • @Theraeana
    @Theraeana 2 года назад +14

    12:54
    Mark: Nice codpiece!
    The armor: Doesn't have a codpiece

    • @Luke_FM
      @Luke_FM 15 часов назад

      Chainmail codpiece

  • @decaffoxtrot4413
    @decaffoxtrot4413 4 года назад +1735

    Me: *watching this at night*
    Mark: “Don’t turn around”
    Me: *turns around*
    My dog standing ominously in the door way :3
    Me: *adrenaline rush for days*

  • @UnknownX_Dev
    @UnknownX_Dev 4 года назад +20714

    Hey, I'm the developer of "This Game Is Real". I just saw a huge rise in downloads and was wondering if my game featured somewhere and OMG Markiplier himself played it! Thank you so much for playing!
    The build you played is a very early one, there have been much more added in the game since then, including a second chapter.
    I understand the game is confusing but that is because it is based on some weird nightmares I and some other person I found on the internet had. It is very personal.
    I am right now developing a side project and after that the third and final chapter of this game.
    Again I can't thank you enough, this is like a dream coming true!

    • @kasra602
      @kasra602 4 года назад +1149

      i hope you make them! i would love to buy and play it!

    • @UnknownX_Dev
      @UnknownX_Dev 4 года назад +1365

      @@kasra602 Thank you! They will be free actually! I want as much feedback as possible to get better and start working on more complex projects.

    • @moved21
      @moved21 4 года назад +387

      Not sure if this is actually the developer or if your a copycat if you are the real deal then CONGRATULATIONS glad you got the big boost of attention to your game I hope you can take marks advice and make the game a bit more clear and help make the story more clear❤️

    • @ixphion3114
      @ixphion3114 4 года назад +87

      Love it

    • @onyx_cat1
      @onyx_cat1 4 года назад +72

      Unknown X I’m very excited!!! Keep creating!❤️💜

  • @xiaotaiyang1202
    @xiaotaiyang1202 2 года назад +14

    Mark: dont turn around
    i turn around to see my father drop an entire pot of cold soup on his leg, hilarious

  • @MrFireWolf
    @MrFireWolf 3 месяца назад +8

    2019: normal Mark video
    now: WHO'S COMING

  • @logandurand
    @logandurand 4 года назад +732

    “If you’re coming right now lemme see it”
    -Mark, 2020

  • @joea8635
    @joea8635 4 года назад +1972

    Mark: don't turn around
    Me: I turn around and see my dog humping a pillow

    • @gr2xx
      @gr2xx 4 года назад +119

      I hump my dog sometimes.

    • @flamgo1696
      @flamgo1696 4 года назад +73

      Malik2k what?-

    • @kpopmultifandomfan2759
      @kpopmultifandomfan2759 4 года назад +180

      @@gr2xx well satan now has a restraining order against you

    • @misledflyer68
      @misledflyer68 4 года назад +79

      Malik2k Say sike right now-

    • @kingfordvr5863
      @kingfordvr5863 4 года назад +33

      Malik2k same
      It’s better when they are smaller

  • @briannawalcott229
    @briannawalcott229 3 года назад +25

    THIS video is what started "Mark isn't real" and NO ONE can convince me otherwise!

  • @GabeR115
    @GabeR115 2 года назад +7

    It’s rare that an innuendo (the wallgina) gets even more confirmed the more you learn about it

  • @johnvan962
    @johnvan962 4 года назад +689

    Mark: Just because there’s blood doesn’t mean they’re dead. Maybe they had fun.
    Me: Oh ya, I’m sure they’re having fun and bouncing around WITHOUT A SPINE.

    • @shroomish4937
      @shroomish4937 4 года назад +7

      😂

    • @Varrbariouss
      @Varrbariouss 4 года назад +9

      True level of masochism😂

    • @batbox417
      @batbox417 4 года назад +12

      Hey look who are you to judge of a person way of fun, mabey they like that. You never know

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 4 года назад +8

      Is that not the meaning of the dance move 'boneless chicken'?

    • @noahyarbrough9774
      @noahyarbrough9774 4 года назад +1

      John Van GOD DAMN HAHA

  • @rollie..
    @rollie.. 4 года назад +1706

    Mark: “Don’t turn around”
    Me, laying down with a wall behind me: *”you fool”*

    • @murrielmccausland1476
      @murrielmccausland1476 4 года назад +37

      Me: *suddenly get Excalibur vibes from Soul Eater* Fool!

    • @s0ap_zz
      @s0ap_zz 4 года назад +2

      XD

    • @tammydavis595
      @tammydavis595 4 года назад +1

      right?

    • @Sliceroni_
      @Sliceroni_ 4 года назад +32

      *You turn around to find there is now a hole in your wall*

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 4 года назад +1

      Lol me too. That's how I always watch scary games

  • @FazbearFrights1983
    @FazbearFrights1983 4 месяца назад +12

    4:30

  • @Nutterbutterrealdd
    @Nutterbutterrealdd 5 месяцев назад +6

    he, he who is coming💀💀

  • @lemonxtrees2728
    @lemonxtrees2728 4 года назад +556

    “Don’t turn around”
    *Sees my brother*
    _HOLY-_

  • @miiman2038
    @miiman2038 3 года назад +1889

    " Nooo, silly bitch!" Possibly my favorite line from this whole video.

  • @blkchvrrypie
    @blkchvrrypie 3 года назад +14

    Love how I cracked open a coke right as he started playing the Dr. Pepper game

  • @jeremyvanhorn2645
    @jeremyvanhorn2645 2 года назад +47

    Mark: “Hah. pish posh, nooooo. Silly bitch.”
    Me: and I took that personally

  • @AshleyGossett
    @AshleyGossett 4 года назад +1229

    Mark's main dialogue in literally every scary game he plays:
    "Hello?"
    "Grandma?"
    "This is very resident evil."
    "Wanna run that by me again?"
    After reading the comments, I feel like I've basically watched another Mark video, as I read them all in his voice. 😆

  • @adrianna8184
    @adrianna8184 4 года назад +600

    Mark: “don’t look behind you” Me: *looks behind while laying on my bed*

    • @wesleyrussell6670
      @wesleyrussell6670 4 года назад +14

      I flipped the bird behind me and then he said okay it's gone right after

    • @adrianna8184
      @adrianna8184 4 года назад +5

      Umbrus that poor bird😭 lmao

    • @Lilly-jh6wy
      @Lilly-jh6wy 4 года назад +6

      Adrianna Urbina not that type of bird lmao

    • @pepozuniga6495
      @pepozuniga6495 4 года назад +5

      @@Lilly-jh6wy Awe lad you didn't get the sarcasm

    • @rhysdavid6655
      @rhysdavid6655 4 года назад +3

      The demon was spooning you

  • @MisterNobodyReal
    @MisterNobodyReal 3 года назад +20

    So when he said “don’t look behind you”, i freaked out because I’m sitting in my bed and right behind me is a small gap just big enough for someone to stand. There’s also a curtain between the bed and the gap. H e l p

  • @cadenceronning3488
    @cadenceronning3488 3 года назад +11

    *don’t turn around.*
    me: proceeds to eat toast

  • @anthonyjoshorbiso7511
    @anthonyjoshorbiso7511 4 года назад +234

    Markiplier in a normal video: Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier.
    Markiplier in 3 scary games: *H I*

  • @cursedex3755
    @cursedex3755 4 года назад +1081

    Mark: "Oh its another bedroom, what is this a streamer house?"
    Me: Aren't you the same man who has 5 ovens?

  • @Marquellame
    @Marquellame 3 месяца назад +10

    WHO'S COMING

    • @Marquellame
      @Marquellame 3 месяца назад

      IF YOU'RE COMING RIGHT NOW LEMME SEE IT

  • @nnoah7091
    @nnoah7091 3 года назад +18

    Me: Mark is so funny and pretty damn adorable
    Mark: Holy helling hell

  • @unusedaccountlmfaooooo
    @unusedaccountlmfaooooo 4 года назад +579

    "I conk."
    Name: Markiplier
    Occupation: Professional Conker

    • @5H4TT3R3D
      @5H4TT3R3D 4 года назад +4

      Omg I laughed too hard at this XD

    • @jaidenhamilton5521
      @jaidenhamilton5521 4 года назад +1

      @@5H4TT3R3D have you heard of a fnaf fan game called fun times at Homer's????

    • @eatabowlofrigatonipastaton2094
      @eatabowlofrigatonipastaton2094 4 года назад +4

      I’m sorry but he’s a professional COW PUNCHER excUUUUUse yOu

    • @kangtheguardian1214
      @kangtheguardian1214 4 года назад +1

      Does that mean Mark will also have a Bad Fur Day?

    • @shockblast5402
      @shockblast5402 4 года назад +1

      Rahh *throws up shield and flail*

  • @taegra
    @taegra 4 года назад +1016

    "Just wait. It'll be gone soon but you can't. Look. Behind you."
    ... The only thing behind me is my bed. Please don't take my bed, Mark.

  • @misswavelength
    @misswavelength Год назад +6

    I looked behind me and there it was, the most terrifying thing to ever be.
    A fan.

  • @ASplashOfCol0urs
    @ASplashOfCol0urs 3 года назад +28

    Mark: “Don’t turn around.”
    Me: throws my head backwards out of spite

  • @johnny5numbers562
    @johnny5numbers562 3 года назад +2315

    5:25
    Mark: * looks at a bucket* “Is this my shittin bucket?
    *is currently two feet from a toilet*

    • @alphashewolf0729
      @alphashewolf0729 3 года назад +13

      That's what I was thinking 😂

    • @vivosarma6977
      @vivosarma6977 2 года назад +19

      You mean turlet right?

    • @Ztar_Gaze
      @Ztar_Gaze 2 года назад +5

      Literally what I came to the comments to see

    • @ravenwashere1776
      @ravenwashere1776 2 года назад +14

      "Do I have to drink the poop bucket? Okay..."
      "N-No Mark you don't have to drink the poop bucket! You're in the wrong bathroom!"
      " *choking noises* Kill me!"

    • @ravenwashere1776
      @ravenwashere1776 2 года назад +2

      @Insomnia_Gaming lmao I couldn't resist

  • @austinadkins914
    @austinadkins914 4 года назад +381

    Mark: "We're gonna have so much fun"
    *Mark literally like 5 minutes later* "who's coming? Are you coming? Am I gonna watch you come"

  • @Intoxicatedmeta
    @Intoxicatedmeta 3 года назад +5

    8:40 this happened to me with Deloris chapter in Visage and i about shit myself, that whole creeping out the side of the corner shit is terrifying real time.

  • @BigBoyCarp
    @BigBoyCarp 4 месяца назад +3

    this video fiber’d all over my core until I cable 😢

  • @malakithetruestbirdever1066
    @malakithetruestbirdever1066 4 года назад +640

    Mark: “Don’t look behind you.”
    My puppy: *Jumping on my back and biting my shoulder*
    Me: *Son. Don’t scare me like that.*

    • @smallartist55
      @smallartist55 4 года назад +3

      😂

    • @fekbutchers
      @fekbutchers 4 года назад

      Tfw you unironically call your pet your "son"

    • @zedox2363
      @zedox2363 4 года назад

      But why did it jump at you? Why would it bite?

    • @g0reg0yle37
      @g0reg0yle37 4 года назад +10

      @@zedox2363 puppies just wanna play man

    • @melissabradley7628
      @melissabradley7628 4 года назад +8

      The puppy was in on Mark's plan

  • @GloriG_C17
    @GloriG_C17 4 месяца назад +5

    4:30 Whos coming? Huh?

  • @kakapukastudio9557
    @kakapukastudio9557 4 месяца назад +7

    4:29 let me do it for you

    • @aydenator2770
      @aydenator2770 4 месяца назад

      CRINGE borzoi meme that meme is CRINGE the lyrics arent even saying “let me do it for you” at ALL its very clear the lyrics dont say that yet people think it does

    • @kakapukastudio9557
      @kakapukastudio9557 4 месяца назад +2

      @@aydenator2770 🤓

  • @-fire277-5
    @-fire277-5 4 года назад +785

    Mark: don’t turn around
    Me: turns around to see my fat cat
    Also me: ah spooky, ive been spooked

    • @literallyDH
      @literallyDH 4 года назад +21

      thicc cat

    • @AB-rv2lj
      @AB-rv2lj 4 года назад +2

      @The_Pandaren_boi poopy uh oh i think i did a poopie

    • @iamlemons5441
      @iamlemons5441 4 года назад +1

      Oh yas

    • @lukebarboza4015
      @lukebarboza4015 4 года назад +1

      spookiest spoop

    • @user-od9oh6ry9j
      @user-od9oh6ry9j 4 года назад +3

      - Fire277 - DAmN bOi hE bE T h I c C d U m M y T h I c C

  • @peglegbabyhopkins4193
    @peglegbabyhopkins4193 4 года назад +1856

    Mark: “man I’m glad a stand at sitting height.” Me: you referring to the game or yourself mark???

    • @xolitch1851
      @xolitch1851 4 года назад +19

      hooooooooo damn

    • @SirenAngelique
      @SirenAngelique 4 года назад +31

      This Game Is Real, right down to his real height XD

    • @whynotll83
      @whynotll83 4 года назад +5

      pewdiepie.

    • @Lord_potato324
      @Lord_potato324 4 года назад +11

      It's Markiplier simulator height edition

    • @dillfunk-vd9je
      @dillfunk-vd9je 4 года назад +9

      Can we get a E in the chat for markimoo's feelings

  • @l-lHl-l
    @l-lHl-l 2 года назад +4

    "if you are coming right now let me see it" -markiplier 2020

  • @mushroompit
    @mushroompit 3 года назад +8

    when mark told me not to turn around my floor creaked for solid 5 seconds 0_0

    • @skibidi.G
      @skibidi.G 3 месяца назад

      It was Ghost trying to scare you 😳

  • @sagesammoy
    @sagesammoy 4 года назад +414

    Mark: "Did you expect a jumpscare?"
    Me: *Always*

  • @rox6216
    @rox6216 4 года назад +394

    Mark: "Don't look behind you."
    Me, propped up against a wall, in a small frightened voice: "Is it a spider?"

    • @SL-nc1dy
      @SL-nc1dy 4 года назад +3

      I was looking for this lol

    • @TheGeladoo
      @TheGeladoo 4 года назад +5

      THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

    • @winterandme1772
      @winterandme1772 4 года назад +4

      Rox F if it was a. Spider you would not be typing now cause whatever your on would be broke by you throwing it at a wall

    • @Paschini128
      @Paschini128 4 года назад +1

      I looked behind me to find my dog, I was bit scared of her presence

    • @squidwurdiered1445
      @squidwurdiered1445 4 года назад

      TheGeladoo DOOOODOOOOO DODODODOODODOOODOOOODOOOOOOOOOODDOODOODOODOOO

  • @jamesmoriarty3877
    @jamesmoriarty3877 3 года назад +37

    4:21
    *Markiplier is not real*

    • @naan000
      @naan000 2 месяца назад +1

      He's just a burning memory...

    • @Luke_FM
      @Luke_FM 15 часов назад

      He doesn’t know who’s coming

  • @austinbighead7113
    @austinbighead7113 2 года назад +5

    Mark: don’t turn around
    Me laying on my floor: ok.

  • @davidsmolky5912
    @davidsmolky5912 4 года назад +417

    "What did you expect, a jump scare?"
    *chuckles slightly*
    "N O S I L L Y B I T C H"

    • @nicolew1760
      @nicolew1760 4 года назад +12

      I spat water everywhere when he said that, now I've fizzy water up my nose and all over me 😂😂

    • @colettes4girls
      @colettes4girls 4 года назад

      I died 🤣😭❤

    • @musicalbininja0356
      @musicalbininja0356 4 года назад +1

      😂 i laughed way harder than i should’ve

  • @ahinev2976
    @ahinev2976 4 года назад +608

    "If you're coming right now lemme see it! Show me!"
    I dunno man, seems kinda gay to me

  • @liamb9574
    @liamb9574 3 года назад +5

    Mark: Don't look behind you
    Me: *Turns around to see my pomeranian wagging his tail at me*

    • @bluebourg9384
      @bluebourg9384 3 года назад

      The dog is going to bite you. Mark said TO NOT TURN AROUND.

  • @ienjoyedmystay5521
    @ienjoyedmystay5521 11 месяцев назад +4

    2:08 “Why are all the Windows bricked up?”
    -Markiplier 2023

  • @dont_question_my_motives
    @dont_question_my_motives 4 года назад +545

    Mark: Very Unus Annus
    People in a few years that never watched/ heard of it: hahahahaha what

  • @lulutown2017
    @lulutown2017 4 года назад +457

    Mark: "I AM NOT A MASOCHIST"
    Also Mark: "I don't know why there is blood everywhere, maybe they had fun?"

    • @6_angie_9
      @6_angie_9 4 года назад +9

      I wonder what happened to the tomato soup thing when he sees blood

    • @zaneisdreaming865
      @zaneisdreaming865 4 года назад +3

      Maybe we are the masochists and he is the only normal person in the world

    • @sirbar715
      @sirbar715 4 года назад +5

      Hes not a masochist he "just wants to know what its like"

    • @Lena-ci3ti
      @Lena-ci3ti 4 года назад

      Maybe he's a sadist instead 😂

  • @NCXDKG
    @NCXDKG 3 года назад +8

    "and most importantly, i'm not real"
    well mark has confirmed it here, he's not real

  • @lucasexacustides3282
    @lucasexacustides3282 2 года назад +5

    Mark: "Don't look behind you"
    Me, who has my back facing towards a wall: *laughs in evil*

  • @ameliag8451
    @ameliag8451 3 года назад +2848

    Mark: “Don’t turn around”
    Me who is sitting against a wall: “I-I can’t”

    • @royliu2282
      @royliu2282 3 года назад +66

      me who sits in with my back to a window... :-:

    • @dumiighostii
      @dumiighostii 3 года назад +38

      Me laying on my bed: DEMON LET ME OFF OF YOU IM A KID PLEASE 😭

    • @felix_rabbit6607
      @felix_rabbit6607 2 года назад +4

      @@dumiighostii i like your name

    • @dumiighostii
      @dumiighostii 2 года назад +5

      @@felix_rabbit6607 thank you

    • @aliviamercado8092
      @aliviamercado8092 2 года назад +13

      @@royliu2282 THATS TERRIFYING WHAT IF IT JUST BREAKS

  • @iamlemons5441
    @iamlemons5441 4 года назад +412

    Game: He's Coming Better Hide.
    Mark: *Makes Odd noises*

  • @faysameru
    @faysameru 2 года назад +5

    i'm impressed on how Mark can memorized all the scp name and their threat.

  • @CraftyF0x809_TheFoxProtector
    @CraftyF0x809_TheFoxProtector Месяц назад +3

    "IF YOUR COMMING RIGHT NOW LEMME SEE IT"
    HELP IM GONE- 💀

  • @richardcorrales1437
    @richardcorrales1437 Год назад +19

    4:38 Seth Rogan?

  • @theexplosivesnatchers9969
    @theexplosivesnatchers9969 4 месяца назад +2

    23:00 HOLY COW mark is so smart

  • @maevearnold6598
    @maevearnold6598 3 года назад +599

    When it said: "He is coming, better hide." My rooster did a cock-a-doodle-doo outside my window and it scared the crap out of me.

    • @ohno4192
      @ohno4192 3 года назад +36

      *the rooster knows*

    • @Itznot_jay77
      @Itznot_jay77 3 года назад +11

      It’s never too late to kill it

    • @javidmirza4584
      @javidmirza4584 3 года назад +10

      @@Itznot_jay77 why resort to killing it.

    • @Itznot_jay77
      @Itznot_jay77 3 года назад +4

      @@javidmirza4584 idk

    • @jamm6826
      @jamm6826 3 года назад +4

      Roosters are mf mean

  • @StarWarsman865
    @StarWarsman865 4 месяца назад +2

    I love how Lixian can literally make mark, just saying hello to the viewers, sound like the most menacing person alive, props to Lixian

  • @allisonfleming7018
    @allisonfleming7018 3 года назад +9

    (Amy walks into Mark's room for the first time)
    mark: "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier"
    amy: " Tf, you ok?"

  • @maxs1680
    @maxs1680 4 года назад +684

    "dont look behind you"
    me sitting against a wall: *mixture of laughter and nervousness*

    • @waifualexace
      @waifualexace 4 года назад +21

      Then you realize demons can come through the floor so they can probably past through walls TwT
      *It's time to get S C A R E D*

    • @rogue9328
      @rogue9328 4 года назад +7

      I. Have sympathy. But also, consider.
      When I was setting up my room, I was a fool. My bed is against ZERO walls.
      But I do have my high school senior class photo on the wall behind me. So there's that.

    • @lespeng3861
      @lespeng3861 4 года назад +2

      @@waifualexace i had the other half of my bed, definitely a mistake to watch this at 11pm 😂

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 4 года назад +1

      It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
      The sounds seem to have stopped...for now...
      *Grues can fly through walls*

    • @kodykrausedds8959
      @kodykrausedds8959 4 года назад +3

      Wall monster will get you then

  • @crazycadet133
    @crazycadet133 4 года назад +258

    Mark: "is this my sh*tting bucket?"
    Also Mark: *standing right next to a toilet*

    • @donnaabbott2079
      @donnaabbott2079 4 года назад

      he washes his hands in the toilet showers in the sink and the bath is the guest bed

    • @squibidybop
      @squibidybop 4 года назад

      When he was a kid his family was to poor to afford a toilet they had a bucket they used for pooping in instead.

    • @Mr_Murdersalot
      @Mr_Murdersalot 4 года назад

      joseph milner no he was too poor to afford a bucket

  • @inspectorroy3096
    @inspectorroy3096 3 года назад +7

    Mark: don’t turn around
    Me: *turns around to see completely smooth faced mark*
    Oh no...

  • @ethanlong1075
    @ethanlong1075 Год назад +5

    At 9:35 one of the lightbulbs in my room burned out at the same time as Mark's flashlight stopped working! o_o