3 SCARY GAMES #47

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @Lemon_Thief
    @Lemon_Thief 4 года назад +7100

    "This game is real" is actually a game based on strange dreams from the users of a horror forum. That's why it's confusing at times.

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 4 года назад +109

      Oh, cool.

    • @kailuvz
      @kailuvz 4 года назад +151

      do you know which forum it’s from? that’s pretty neat

    • @sunburnnttt5605
      @sunburnnttt5605 4 года назад +32

      Man that's interesting

    • @privpi
      @privpi 4 года назад +94

      So, either they have some weird mentsl illness, just realy fucked up dreams or murdered presumably a chuld.(The skeleton in the bloodtub was rather small)

    • @asbestos01
      @asbestos01 4 года назад +341

      @@privpi yuo can just have weird dreams bro lol
      my dreams consist of me being inside the stomach of chronos with inanimate rotting versions of myself but that doesnt mean i have some form of self-loathing

  • @AwesomeJCR
    @AwesomeJCR Год назад +1593

    I am shocked that 4:30 isn't the most replayed part of the video yet.

    • @treygaming334
      @treygaming334 11 месяцев назад +149

      IF YOU'RE COMING RIGHT NOW LEMME SEE IT

    • @demonofthevoid733
      @demonofthevoid733 11 месяцев назад

      Huh, HE. HE WHO IS CUMMING.

    • @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587
      @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 10 месяцев назад +60

      Well yeah, they're more interested in the part where actually got genuinely scared for once, and didn't just play up a reaction.
      Personally I disagree, I like to see him talk about coming more

    • @Palemis
      @Palemis 9 месяцев назад +17

      It's probably because this video is 3 years old, and this meme only got really popular like 3 months ago

    • @Yuri_mf
      @Yuri_mf 9 месяцев назад

      ​​@@treygaming334LET ME SEE IT! SHOW ME! Hah? He! HE WHO IS COMING!

  • @UnknownX_Dev
    @UnknownX_Dev 4 года назад +21239

    Hey, I'm the developer of "This Game Is Real". I just saw a huge rise in downloads and was wondering if my game featured somewhere and OMG Markiplier himself played it! Thank you so much for playing!
    The build you played is a very early one, there have been much more added in the game since then, including a second chapter.
    I understand the game is confusing but that is because it is based on some weird nightmares I and some other person I found on the internet had. It is very personal.
    I am right now developing a side project and after that the third and final chapter of this game.
    Again I can't thank you enough, this is like a dream coming true!

    • @kasra602
      @kasra602 4 года назад +1174

      i hope you make them! i would love to buy and play it!

    • @UnknownX_Dev
      @UnknownX_Dev 4 года назад +1390

      @@kasra602 Thank you! They will be free actually! I want as much feedback as possible to get better and start working on more complex projects.

    • @moved21
      @moved21 4 года назад +392

      Not sure if this is actually the developer or if your a copycat if you are the real deal then CONGRATULATIONS glad you got the big boost of attention to your game I hope you can take marks advice and make the game a bit more clear and help make the story more clear❤️

    • @ixphion3114
      @ixphion3114 4 года назад +90

      Love it

    • @onyx_cat1
      @onyx_cat1 4 года назад +75

      Unknown X I’m very excited!!! Keep creating!❤️💜

  • @flamingonion27
    @flamingonion27 Год назад +3474

    4:30 the part you were looking for. You’re welcome

  • @LilMissNichole
    @LilMissNichole 4 года назад +4344

    Mark: “Just because there’s blood everywhere doesn’t mean they’re dead.. maybe they had fun!” Me: *suddenly worried about Amy*

    • @guywithahammer4766
      @guywithahammer4766 4 года назад +245

      Tsk tsk tsk. Needs more LuBrIcAtIoN

    • @guywithahammer4766
      @guywithahammer4766 4 года назад +98

      Hey hey my reply to someone elses comment on someone else's video got a like. I must be famous.

    • @Soundviolence
      @Soundviolence 4 года назад +87

      *Yes, Your LuBrIcATiOn comment will earn you millions of moneyz*

    • @shadowwolf6776
      @shadowwolf6776 4 года назад +24

      apple Mcnugget 😂😂😂 why did i think of subnautica?!

    • @traceyjessop3082
      @traceyjessop3082 4 года назад +12

      @@Soundviolence r/comedycemetery

  • @wooteoeeo
    @wooteoeeo 4 года назад +2585

    "I'm glad I stand at sitting height"
    Oh, Mark. No need to make yourself sound any taller than you already aren't

    • @planetz8559
      @planetz8559 4 года назад +38

      We all know you'r 3 feet tall, mark.
      edit: spelling

    • @ai-jd5ym
      @ai-jd5ym 4 года назад +6

      @@planetz8559 2*

    • @shadytatertot
      @shadytatertot 4 года назад +6

      I was hoping someone had commented on that. Thank you

    • @MinnaBudomo
      @MinnaBudomo 4 года назад

      I applaud you

    • @lovely8524
      @lovely8524 4 года назад +2

      DAMMMNNNN

  • @fidough3255
    @fidough3255 4 года назад +1152

    "Just because there's blood everywhere doesn't mean they're dead, maybe they had fun."
    Only mark would ever say such a thing lmao

    • @rsm05
      @rsm05 4 года назад +34

      He's a masochist after all

    • @cole_lol115
      @cole_lol115 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @Chris_no_father_figure
      @Chris_no_father_figure 4 года назад +4

      THIS IS A VERY REAL COMMENT

    • @blop9531
      @blop9531 4 года назад +2

      yeah such a markiplier thing to say! lmao

    • @dollroyals8006
      @dollroyals8006 4 года назад +2

      I'm sat here watching your likes go up :)

  • @giantskelly5165
    @giantskelly5165 11 месяцев назад +591

    4:30 HE WHO IS COMING

  • @azikhakeem9345
    @azikhakeem9345 4 года назад +2625

    Mark: "don't look behind you"
    Me while watching this with a broken neck:*sob*

    • @ai-jd5ym
      @ai-jd5ym 4 года назад +63

      Oof

    • @JT-bw3jr
      @JT-bw3jr 4 года назад +10

      meeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @fflowergrl
      @fflowergrl 4 года назад +13

      oh nooo

    • @astxrism5526
      @astxrism5526 4 года назад +10

      Oof XD ( I was your 100th like btw UwU

    • @DrFrieden7R
      @DrFrieden7R 4 года назад +42

      Hope you get better soon

  • @decaffoxtrot4413
    @decaffoxtrot4413 4 года назад +1828

    Me: *watching this at night*
    Mark: “Don’t turn around”
    Me: *turns around*
    My dog standing ominously in the door way :3
    Me: *adrenaline rush for days*

  • @austinadkins914
    @austinadkins914 4 года назад +420

    Mark: "We're gonna have so much fun"
    *Mark literally like 5 minutes later* "who's coming? Are you coming? Am I gonna watch you come"

  • @goldenfire647
    @goldenfire647 Год назад +861

    mark continually saying, "ARE YOU COMING? WHERE ARE YOU COMING?" is honestly the highlight of my night

    • @OkartaSamuel
      @OkartaSamuel 11 месяцев назад +2

      Npc

    • @trevalonn2448
      @trevalonn2448 11 месяцев назад +29

      "I WANNA SEE YOU COME"

    • @OkartaSamuel
      @OkartaSamuel 11 месяцев назад +27

      Sorry that i said this i was being hateful and i hope you can forgive me

    • @StanMarsh21
      @StanMarsh21 11 месяцев назад +3

      Lmao

    • @Sqwidiot
      @Sqwidiot 8 месяцев назад

      @@OkartaSamuel we've witnessed an entire character arc in the span of 17 words. amazing.

  • @theholywiss0349
    @theholywiss0349 4 года назад +4197

    Mark: “don’t look behind you”
    Me: Ah yes, the Wall is made out of W A L L

    • @charleybleh
      @charleybleh 4 года назад +115

      And pillow is made out of *P I L L O W*

    • @weird_lozer4100
      @weird_lozer4100 4 года назад +22

      Lmao when I looked back I though my pillow was someone sitting in my room😂Lmao I got scared for a second

    • @chocopans78
      @chocopans78 4 года назад +47

      _they are in the wall_

    • @NA-ck4cg
      @NA-ck4cg 4 года назад +19

      -they will always be behind you 👽👽😈😈😈-

    • @mgrm77
      @mgrm77 4 года назад +27

      Ah yes the bed is made of B E D

  • @emilylakadosch7238
    @emilylakadosch7238 4 года назад +2167

    Markiplier: “Dont look behind you “
    Me: “Looks behind me at my back door wide open”

    • @revnl17
      @revnl17 4 года назад +99

      The Demon: *I’m coming for you*

    • @tiramisu3713
      @tiramisu3713 4 года назад +10

      @@Sarg1236 funni

    • @lunnihyre4215
      @lunnihyre4215 4 года назад +23

      That's a no no

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 4 года назад +19

      When i was smaller i actually let my room door open 😅 never again

    • @dylanpayne08
      @dylanpayne08 4 года назад +2

      LordTachanka - SAME! I have no idea why

  • @ceedee2333
    @ceedee2333 4 года назад +617

    Merkleperkle: "Don't look behind you..."
    Me, my back to a wall: 3 scary games has taught me not to have a "behind" me anymore.

    • @kimv6547
      @kimv6547 4 года назад +7

      You mean Markiplier?

    • @xmischager2664
      @xmischager2664 4 года назад +6

      @Kim V Markimoo.

    • @devidevil888
      @devidevil888 4 года назад +16

      But what if it's inside the wall?

    • @ceedee2333
      @ceedee2333 4 года назад +18

      Michael Hale then I guess I’m screwed. Be sure to give me a 21 kazoo salute at my funeral.

    • @deaththefox721
      @deaththefox721 4 года назад +4

      Lol I make sure I am on my bed where there is a mirror that faces where I can see behind me XD

  • @Brex10
    @Brex10 11 месяцев назад +184

    4:30 I'm pretty sure the entire Cyberpunk soundtrack played in my head during that rant with the amount of times he said it.

  • @johnny5numbers562
    @johnny5numbers562 4 года назад +2345

    5:25
    Mark: * looks at a bucket* “Is this my shittin bucket?
    *is currently two feet from a toilet*

    • @alphashewolf0729
      @alphashewolf0729 3 года назад +13

      That's what I was thinking 😂

    • @vivosarma6977
      @vivosarma6977 3 года назад +19

      You mean turlet right?

    • @Ztar_Gaze
      @Ztar_Gaze 3 года назад +5

      Literally what I came to the comments to see

    • @ravenwashere1776
      @ravenwashere1776 3 года назад +16

      "Do I have to drink the poop bucket? Okay..."
      "N-No Mark you don't have to drink the poop bucket! You're in the wrong bathroom!"
      " *choking noises* Kill me!"

    • @ravenwashere1776
      @ravenwashere1776 3 года назад +2

      @Insomnia_Gaming lmao I couldn't resist

  • @rox6216
    @rox6216 4 года назад +406

    Mark: "Don't look behind you."
    Me, propped up against a wall, in a small frightened voice: "Is it a spider?"

    • @SL-nc1dy
      @SL-nc1dy 4 года назад +3

      I was looking for this lol

    • @TheGeladoo
      @TheGeladoo 4 года назад +6

      THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

    • @winterandme1772
      @winterandme1772 4 года назад +4

      Rox F if it was a. Spider you would not be typing now cause whatever your on would be broke by you throwing it at a wall

    • @NobelDragon2
      @NobelDragon2 4 года назад +1

      I looked behind me to find my dog, I was bit scared of her presence

    • @squidwurdiered1445
      @squidwurdiered1445 4 года назад

      TheGeladoo DOOOODOOOOO DODODODOODODOOODOOOODOOOOOOOOOODDOODOODOODOOO

  • @miiman2038
    @miiman2038 4 года назад +1936

    " Nooo, silly bitch!" Possibly my favorite line from this whole video.

  • @seanwilson5753
    @seanwilson5753 5 месяцев назад +87

    "Is this my shittin' bucket?" He says, standing directly in front of a toilet.

  • @lulutown2017
    @lulutown2017 4 года назад +481

    Mark: "I AM NOT A MASOCHIST"
    Also Mark: "I don't know why there is blood everywhere, maybe they had fun?"

    • @6_angie_9
      @6_angie_9 4 года назад +9

      I wonder what happened to the tomato soup thing when he sees blood

    • @zaneisdreaming865
      @zaneisdreaming865 4 года назад +4

      Maybe we are the masochists and he is the only normal person in the world

    • @OhSeeBarber
      @OhSeeBarber 4 года назад +7

      Hes not a masochist he "just wants to know what its like"

    • @Lena-ci3ti
      @Lena-ci3ti 4 года назад

      Maybe he's a sadist instead 😂

  • @iamlemons5441
    @iamlemons5441 4 года назад +425

    Game: He's Coming Better Hide.
    Mark: *Makes Odd noises*

  • @maio_man6337
    @maio_man6337 4 года назад +515

    Mark: “The best 3 scary games videos around”
    8bitRyan: *sobbing in a corner*

  • @danielstephens1185
    @danielstephens1185 3 года назад +17

    08:44 always fun for some reason to see him genuinely jump scared to the point he needs a breather. This one looks like it actually hurt him too.

  • @rollie..
    @rollie.. 4 года назад +1727

    Mark: “Don’t turn around”
    Me, laying down with a wall behind me: *”you fool”*

    • @murrielmccausland1476
      @murrielmccausland1476 4 года назад +38

      Me: *suddenly get Excalibur vibes from Soul Eater* Fool!

    • @s0ap_zz
      @s0ap_zz 4 года назад +2

      XD

    • @tammydavis595
      @tammydavis595 4 года назад +1

      right?

    • @Sliceroni_
      @Sliceroni_ 4 года назад +32

      *You turn around to find there is now a hole in your wall*

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 4 года назад +1

      Lol me too. That's how I always watch scary games

  • @AshleyGossett
    @AshleyGossett 4 года назад +1374

    Mark's main dialogue in literally every scary game he plays:
    "Hello?"
    "Grandma?"
    "This is very resident evil."
    "Wanna run that by me again?"
    After reading the comments, I feel like I've basically watched another Mark video, as I read them all in his voice. 😆

  • @ameliag8451
    @ameliag8451 4 года назад +2847

    Mark: “Don’t turn around”
    Me who is sitting against a wall: “I-I can’t”

    • @royliu2282
      @royliu2282 3 года назад +66

      me who sits in with my back to a window... :-:

    • @dumiighostii
      @dumiighostii 3 года назад +38

      Me laying on my bed: DEMON LET ME OFF OF YOU IM A KID PLEASE 😭

    • @felix_rabbit6607
      @felix_rabbit6607 3 года назад +4

      @@dumiighostii i like your name

    • @dumiighostii
      @dumiighostii 3 года назад +5

      @@felix_rabbit6607 thank you

    • @aliviamercado8092
      @aliviamercado8092 3 года назад +13

      @@royliu2282 THATS TERRIFYING WHAT IF IT JUST BREAKS

  • @destinygaming9903
    @destinygaming9903 3 года назад +25

    omfg i love that mark immediately stopped his "hey baby!!" when he noticed they were taken its just so wholesome and nice to hear

  • @logandurand
    @logandurand 4 года назад +782

    “If you’re coming right now lemme see it”
    -Mark, 2020

  • @anthonyjoshorbiso7511
    @anthonyjoshorbiso7511 4 года назад +284

    Markiplier in a normal video: Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier.
    Markiplier in 3 scary games: *H I*

  • @taegra
    @taegra 4 года назад +1028

    "Just wait. It'll be gone soon but you can't. Look. Behind you."
    ... The only thing behind me is my bed. Please don't take my bed, Mark.

  • @z1r1u5
    @z1r1u5 3 года назад +124

    "Mah nehbur t-toro"
    Beautiful words spoken by the great Markiplier

    • @cianoAME
      @cianoAME Год назад +1

      my favourite amine

  • @ronanmax6595
    @ronanmax6595 4 года назад +433

    Mark: "is this my s**tin bucket"
    *the toilet*
    "I'm literally right here"

    • @asmasultana6107
      @asmasultana6107 4 года назад +4

      Well you know, there could be someone behind you aaand behind the wall... you neever know...

    • @DragonguyA
      @DragonguyA 4 года назад +5

      Only noobs use a toilet. Colonel 100's use a bucket

    • @undan8917
      @undan8917 4 года назад +2

      Me on the toilet: *ironic*

    • @L-Archange
      @L-Archange 4 года назад +2

      Tactical Broskis roblox

    • @wackycrazedgamer0076
      @wackycrazedgamer0076 4 года назад +1

      Me: hey... you got some toilet paper? 🧻

  • @maxs1680
    @maxs1680 4 года назад +687

    "dont look behind you"
    me sitting against a wall: *mixture of laughter and nervousness*

    • @waifualexace
      @waifualexace 4 года назад +22

      Then you realize demons can come through the floor so they can probably past through walls TwT
      *It's time to get S C A R E D*

    • @rogue9328
      @rogue9328 4 года назад +7

      I. Have sympathy. But also, consider.
      When I was setting up my room, I was a fool. My bed is against ZERO walls.
      But I do have my high school senior class photo on the wall behind me. So there's that.

    • @lespeng3861
      @lespeng3861 4 года назад +2

      @@waifualexace i had the other half of my bed, definitely a mistake to watch this at 11pm 😂

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 4 года назад +1

      It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
      The sounds seem to have stopped...for now...
      *Grues can fly through walls*

    • @kodykrausedds8959
      @kodykrausedds8959 4 года назад +3

      Wall monster will get you then

  • @StrawberryHONK
    @StrawberryHONK 4 года назад +579

    I find it funny that "This Game Is Real" was made with the UNREAL Engine

    • @Serenov.a
      @Serenov.a 4 года назад +45

      This comment is a diamond surrounded by the rough of comments literally only mention mark saying not to turn around. Thank you for originality sir(or maam)

    • @murcifulname0152
      @murcifulname0152 4 года назад +7

      That is what makes it so real

    • @winko8484
      @winko8484 4 года назад

      It’s unreally real

    • @Vyansya
      @Vyansya 4 года назад

      Unrealistically real

    • @TurtleButter
      @TurtleButter 8 месяцев назад +1

      love the bad ending theater pfp

  • @Einstein755
    @Einstein755 3 года назад +30

    note: "he's coming better hide"
    Mark: "I WOULD LOVE TO, HOW?"

  • @adamseiden6528
    @adamseiden6528 4 года назад +821

    Mark: “why am I standing at sitting height”. Me: Mark don’t you do that in real life?

  • @waeng872
    @waeng872 4 года назад +6473

    Me: *accidentally clicks video*
    Mark: “hi, you are in the right place”
    Me: I guess so *stays*

    • @l4b367
      @l4b367 4 года назад +22

      Same

    • @CHANNLEICONPNG
      @CHANNLEICONPNG 4 года назад +18

      E

    • @leoncrashed
      @leoncrashed 4 года назад +52

      fhn fact: that's how i found markiplier in the first place

    • @zackoshi605
      @zackoshi605 4 года назад +31

      "There are no accidents."
      -Master Oogway

    • @sunflowerangel9272
      @sunflowerangel9272 4 года назад +6

      It’s 12:15 am so I thought I really messed up but he said I was supposed to be here so idek

  • @peglegbabyhopkins4193
    @peglegbabyhopkins4193 4 года назад +1871

    Mark: “man I’m glad a stand at sitting height.” Me: you referring to the game or yourself mark???

    • @xolitch1851
      @xolitch1851 4 года назад +18

      hooooooooo damn

    • @SirenAngelique
      @SirenAngelique 4 года назад +32

      This Game Is Real, right down to his real height XD

    • @whynotll83
      @whynotll83 4 года назад +5

      pewdiepie.

    • @Lord_potato324
      @Lord_potato324 4 года назад +11

      It's Markiplier simulator height edition

    • @dillfunk-vd9je
      @dillfunk-vd9je 4 года назад +9

      Can we get a E in the chat for markimoo's feelings

  • @skeletortheoverlordofevil1749
    @skeletortheoverlordofevil1749 3 года назад +93

    "Dont turn around"
    -Immideatly turns around
    -sees a mirror
    *Nothing but disappointment behind me*

  • @skiakardia3966
    @skiakardia3966 4 года назад +5891

    Mark: "Don't turn around."
    Me: *slowly turns*
    My cat: 👁👅👁

    • @shinra2498
      @shinra2498 4 года назад +152

      My mom who said I was grounded 👁👃👁✋🔪

    • @thechosenjuan8776
      @thechosenjuan8776 4 года назад +115

      Skia Kardia
      My sleep paralysis demon: 👈🏿🗿👈🏿

    • @soup5791
      @soup5791 4 года назад +12

      same

    • @thatoneplanet
      @thatoneplanet 4 года назад +56

      this comment thread is beautiful

    • @artisticcrystallight459
      @artisticcrystallight459 4 года назад +18

      @@cami7139 funny how you used the evil eye emoji

  • @natornott5131
    @natornott5131 4 года назад +383

    mark: "were you expecting a jump scare?"
    me: lowers volume for the rest of the video

  • @avaam1080
    @avaam1080 4 года назад +354

    0:35 “What, did you expect a jump scare? Oh no, pish posh. Silly biiitch.”

    • @MagniZZZ
      @MagniZZZ 4 года назад +7

      Your weapons cannot harm me do you know what the f**k I am? I’m the juggernaut

    • @logannewton1181
      @logannewton1181 4 года назад +3

      Yes,no, maybe?Idk

    • @tristan3456
      @tristan3456 4 года назад +1

      @@MagniZZZ I'm the juggernaut biatch

  • @THISfookindude
    @THISfookindude 2 года назад +27

    15:44 he actually looks at the camera to see if something’s behind him

  • @johnvan962
    @johnvan962 4 года назад +692

    Mark: Just because there’s blood doesn’t mean they’re dead. Maybe they had fun.
    Me: Oh ya, I’m sure they’re having fun and bouncing around WITHOUT A SPINE.

    • @shroomish4937
      @shroomish4937 4 года назад +7

      😂

    • @Varrbariouss
      @Varrbariouss 4 года назад +9

      True level of masochism😂

    • @batbox417
      @batbox417 4 года назад +12

      Hey look who are you to judge of a person way of fun, mabey they like that. You never know

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 4 года назад +8

      Is that not the meaning of the dance move 'boneless chicken'?

    • @noahyarbrough9774
      @noahyarbrough9774 4 года назад +1

      John Van GOD DAMN HAHA

  • @sagesammoy
    @sagesammoy 4 года назад +418

    Mark: "Did you expect a jumpscare?"
    Me: *Always*

  • @kaiarmijo6613
    @kaiarmijo6613 4 года назад +928

    Mark: "dont look behind you"
    Me: looks at pillow "don't be killing me, ok?"

    • @IketFelmo
      @IketFelmo 4 года назад +24

      It's going to suffocate you later, lol

    • @hajieraahmed9656
      @hajieraahmed9656 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @notasecureduser
      @notasecureduser 4 года назад +2

      Lol me too

    • @ReyLastFire
      @ReyLastFire 4 года назад +8

      If it's a Black huge comfy pillow then it will kill you 😂.

    • @overrated2028
      @overrated2028 4 года назад +4

      I have a dark closet behind me 😫

  • @Theraeana
    @Theraeana 3 года назад +22

    12:54
    Mark: Nice codpiece!
    The armor: Doesn't have a codpiece

    • @Luke_FM
      @Luke_FM 7 месяцев назад

      Chainmail codpiece

  • @cursedex3755
    @cursedex3755 4 года назад +1093

    Mark: "Oh its another bedroom, what is this a streamer house?"
    Me: Aren't you the same man who has 5 ovens?

  • @shellknight1323
    @shellknight1323 4 года назад +149

    19:11
    " there's a crisp draft coming through your bedroom window"
    My dumbass: *Why is it CRISPY*

  • @adrianna8184
    @adrianna8184 4 года назад +603

    Mark: “don’t look behind you” Me: *looks behind while laying on my bed*

    • @wesleyrussell6670
      @wesleyrussell6670 4 года назад +15

      I flipped the bird behind me and then he said okay it's gone right after

    • @adrianna8184
      @adrianna8184 4 года назад +5

      Umbrus that poor bird😭 lmao

    • @Lilly-jh6wy
      @Lilly-jh6wy 4 года назад +6

      Adrianna Urbina not that type of bird lmao

    • @pepozuniga6495
      @pepozuniga6495 4 года назад +5

      @@Lilly-jh6wy Awe lad you didn't get the sarcasm

    • @rhysdavid6655
      @rhysdavid6655 4 года назад +3

      The demon was spooning you

  • @DaintyBouquet
    @DaintyBouquet 3 года назад +75

    Mark: “Don’t turn around...”
    Me, who is literally laying in bed: “How do I even-“

    • @neohamilton551
      @neohamilton551 3 года назад +5

      They're under your bed, that's how.

  • @crazycadet133
    @crazycadet133 4 года назад +262

    Mark: "is this my sh*tting bucket?"
    Also Mark: *standing right next to a toilet*

    • @donnaabbott2079
      @donnaabbott2079 4 года назад

      he washes his hands in the toilet showers in the sink and the bath is the guest bed

    • @squibidybop
      @squibidybop 4 года назад

      When he was a kid his family was to poor to afford a toilet they had a bucket they used for pooping in instead.

    • @Mr_Murdersalot
      @Mr_Murdersalot 4 года назад

      joseph milner no he was too poor to afford a bucket

  • @xxk0i786
    @xxk0i786 4 года назад +419

    Game: He’s coming. Hide.
    Mark: Pics or it didn’t happen.

  • @ladyrepunsel4567
    @ladyrepunsel4567 4 года назад +5278

    Mark doing his “don’t turn around” thing, I turn around and meet the eyes of my smiling and adorable 6 month old daughter wearing a fluffy pink dress with bunnies on it... hmm, yes absolutely terrifying

  • @DTLions26
    @DTLions26 Год назад +14

    2:08 “Why are all the Windows bricked up?”
    -Markiplier 2023

  • @joea8635
    @joea8635 4 года назад +1985

    Mark: don't turn around
    Me: I turn around and see my dog humping a pillow

    • @gr2xx
      @gr2xx 4 года назад +119

      I hump my dog sometimes.

    • @flamgo1696
      @flamgo1696 4 года назад +73

      Malik2k what?-

    • @kpopmultifandomfan2759
      @kpopmultifandomfan2759 4 года назад +179

      @@gr2xx well satan now has a restraining order against you

    • @misledflyer68
      @misledflyer68 4 года назад +79

      Malik2k Say sike right now-

    • @kingfordvr5863
      @kingfordvr5863 4 года назад +33

      Malik2k same
      It’s better when they are smaller

  • @Regufyz
    @Regufyz 4 года назад +621

    Mark: *_DONT TURN AROUND_*
    Me: sees my ugly ass face reflected on my screen
    Also me: *_Im above the law_*

    • @stupidfurries
      @stupidfurries 4 года назад +4

      Facts

    • @rainesjupiter7308
      @rainesjupiter7308 4 года назад +5

      *I AM THE LAW-*

    • @caretbay4792
      @caretbay4792 4 года назад +2

      Well given that im the scariest thing in this universe i guess... i have nothing to worry about

    • @wesleyrussell6670
      @wesleyrussell6670 4 года назад +1

      Me turning around would jumpscare it

    • @Liliputian07
      @Liliputian07 4 года назад

      don't turn around (uh-oh)
      der kommissar's in town (uh-oh)

  • @handsome4922
    @handsome4922 4 года назад +266

    Mark: "Seriously don't look behind you"
    Mark I'm on the toilet, anything within a 2 foot radius of me is going to choke to death.

  • @misswavelength
    @misswavelength 2 года назад +9

    I looked behind me and there it was, the most terrifying thing to ever be.
    A fan.

  • @gleebee5859
    @gleebee5859 4 года назад +1074

    Game: *Says something is wet or talks about a hole*
    Mark’s dirty mind: *Awkward laugh*

  • @cyvenfx7271
    @cyvenfx7271 4 года назад +467

    Mark: "What's important is that you're here with me."
    Me: "Yes, six feet apart, of course."

    • @loreal4294
      @loreal4294 4 года назад +20

      direction is very important. six feet above? you’re a seagull. six feet below? you’re dead.

    • @loreal4294
      @loreal4294 4 года назад +1

      Clare_Chan1738 ಠ_ಠ of course

    • @iLikeBigBotsAndiCanNotLie
      @iLikeBigBotsAndiCanNotLie 4 года назад +1

      Social distancing

    • @gamereveve
      @gamereveve 4 года назад

      I'm getting real Sep 107 vibes-markiplier

    • @brook6944
      @brook6944 4 года назад

      in a hob tub cause you're not gay

  • @davidsmolky5912
    @davidsmolky5912 4 года назад +415

    "What did you expect, a jump scare?"
    *chuckles slightly*
    "N O S I L L Y B I T C H"

    • @nicengo87
      @nicengo87 4 года назад +12

      I spat water everywhere when he said that, now I've fizzy water up my nose and all over me 😂😂

    • @colettes4girls
      @colettes4girls 4 года назад

      I died 🤣😭❤

    • @musicalbininja0356
      @musicalbininja0356 4 года назад +1

      😂 i laughed way harder than i should’ve

  • @jeremyvanhorn2645
    @jeremyvanhorn2645 3 года назад +51

    Mark: “Hah. pish posh, nooooo. Silly bitch.”
    Me: and I took that personally

  • @bowie.90
    @bowie.90 4 года назад +176

    I love when Mark's reaction to something unexpected is just "I'M SORRY!?"

  • @KV-50
    @KV-50 4 года назад +432

    Darkiplier: “Hi. You’re in the right place. You DID click on a three scary games video...”
    Me: *thank goodness I thought I clicked on dank doodle memes for a second there, thanks for clearing that up for me*

    • @tal4951
      @tal4951 4 года назад +10

      Yes, just yes

    • @dabbingreaper5835
      @dabbingreaper5835 4 года назад +8

      Ah, yes.

    • @Benzeel
      @Benzeel 4 года назад +4

      i literally thought the same thing lmao

    • @wafcone
      @wafcone 4 года назад +2

      I thought i was watching "Step son $%$&%^#$% His step mom

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 года назад +2

      that wasn't darkiplier, darkiplier is always in a suit, that was just mark trying to be darkiplier

  • @maevearnold6598
    @maevearnold6598 4 года назад +605

    When it said: "He is coming, better hide." My rooster did a cock-a-doodle-doo outside my window and it scared the crap out of me.

    • @ohno4192
      @ohno4192 3 года назад +37

      *the rooster knows*

    • @Itznot_jay77
      @Itznot_jay77 3 года назад +11

      It’s never too late to kill it

    • @javidmirza4584
      @javidmirza4584 3 года назад +11

      @@Itznot_jay77 why resort to killing it.

    • @Itznot_jay77
      @Itznot_jay77 3 года назад +4

      @@javidmirza4584 idk

    • @jamm6826
      @jamm6826 3 года назад +4

      Roosters are mf mean

  • @GabeR115
    @GabeR115 3 года назад +12

    It’s rare that an innuendo (the wallgina) gets even more confirmed the more you learn about it

  • @sicken_ingg
    @sicken_ingg 4 года назад +477

    Are we not going to talk about how Mark sounds like he's hosting a late-night radio station

    • @stellarphantasmvfx5504
      @stellarphantasmvfx5504 4 года назад +1

      because it is quiet and the way he speaks

    • @davesartdesk1778
      @davesartdesk1778 4 года назад +3

      I think it’s the whole covid 19 thing . People have to live life on the slow lane now and it’s effecting their personality a bit

    • @kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376
      @kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376 4 года назад +1

      DEKU IS BEST BOI

    • @QueenieKoopa
      @QueenieKoopa 4 года назад +2

      @@davesartdesk1778 he didn't seem different to me.

    • @ladybugbee
      @ladybugbee 4 года назад +1

      Shh, let us rest and enjoy it.

  • @water_melanie
    @water_melanie 4 года назад +984

    Mark: "Don't look behind you."
    Me: _Turns around_
    My Toilet: "Hey there."

  • @Evil-lf8sh
    @Evil-lf8sh 4 года назад +376

    Alternate title: Mark tries to find in what room the creature is *COMIN’*

  • @MrFireWolf
    @MrFireWolf 10 месяцев назад +9

    2019: normal Mark video
    now: WHO'S COMING

  • @caitlynn5777
    @caitlynn5777 4 года назад +833

    Mark: "Seriously, don't look behind you."
    My kitten: *jumps onto head from bed frame scaring the absolute sh*t out of me*

    • @Fan-imator
      @Fan-imator Год назад +15

      Honestly, it sucks that these jokes fill every comment section where he makes this joke. And I hate that they are all funny

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Год назад +1

      He who is coming hath commed

    • @thundervallie
      @thundervallie 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Fan-imator Got me in the first half, not gonna lie. Same tho.

  • @dont_question_my_motives
    @dont_question_my_motives 4 года назад +587

    Mark: Very Unus Annus
    People in a few years that never watched/ heard of it: hahahahaha what

  • @alexandragabriela8554
    @alexandragabriela8554 4 года назад +403

    Mark: "oh did you expect a jumpscare?"
    Me: *expects the jumpscare the whole video*

  • @blkchvrrypie
    @blkchvrrypie 3 года назад +14

    Love how I cracked open a coke right as he started playing the Dr. Pepper game

  • @wyatt8315
    @wyatt8315 4 года назад +233

    I swear, Mark's voice is the only thing making this quarantine bareable

    • @umbraexe3069
      @umbraexe3069 4 года назад +3

      And ethan but thats me🤷‍♀️

    • @Rickrolling
      @Rickrolling 4 года назад

      yes it is

    • @Fxck.U2isa
      @Fxck.U2isa 4 года назад +1

      Don’t forget jack

    • @lilmcghehey225
      @lilmcghehey225 4 года назад +2

      Naw, Coryxkenshins is better🤣🤣🤣just kidding, their both equally good

    • @chewieyeets2220
      @chewieyeets2220 4 года назад

      Same as Sean, but your right

  • @Usunoki
    @Usunoki 4 года назад +521

    Mark: “... grandma?”
    Game: makes noise
    Mark: “..Oh O.o”

  • @etigerminimanjuziminiman6837
    @etigerminimanjuziminiman6837 4 года назад +371

    Mark: dont turn around
    Me doing my best carl wheezer impression: hey Jimmy

  • @Imjustaguy23234
    @Imjustaguy23234 11 месяцев назад +2

    I love how Lixian can literally make mark, just saying hello to the viewers, sound like the most menacing person alive, props to Lixian

  • @unusedaccountlmfaooooo
    @unusedaccountlmfaooooo 4 года назад +581

    "I conk."
    Name: Markiplier
    Occupation: Professional Conker

    • @5H4TT3R3D
      @5H4TT3R3D 4 года назад +4

      Omg I laughed too hard at this XD

    • @jaidenhamilton5521
      @jaidenhamilton5521 4 года назад +1

      @@5H4TT3R3D have you heard of a fnaf fan game called fun times at Homer's????

    • @2ndRoman
      @2ndRoman 4 года назад +4

      I’m sorry but he’s a professional COW PUNCHER excUUUUUse yOu

    • @kangtheguardian1214
      @kangtheguardian1214 4 года назад +1

      Does that mean Mark will also have a Bad Fur Day?

    • @shockblast5402
      @shockblast5402 4 года назад +1

      Rahh *throws up shield and flail*

  • @callofjeppie7200
    @callofjeppie7200 4 года назад +830

    Mark: " Is this my poop bucket " While crouching next to a toilet

    • @Moonbeam143
      @Moonbeam143 4 года назад +16

      It's always good to have a pooping bucket. Just in case the toilet gremlins show up.

    • @josephchapson8162
      @josephchapson8162 4 года назад +2

      Everybody: watches mark say something they think is funny then immediately posting the same
      Joke seriously its kinda sad have a nice life sitting on yo ass no life

    • @Moonbeam143
      @Moonbeam143 4 года назад +8

      @@josephchapson8162 Sounds to me you don't have a poop bucket.

    • @sir-londo5537
      @sir-londo5537 4 года назад +1

      dazed trapper are ya salty that ya ain’t funny 0-0? Too bad hope ya have a shit day

    • @xdlolxd5040
      @xdlolxd5040 4 года назад +1

      We all use the poop bucket

  • @Draconiam
    @Draconiam 4 года назад +138

    Mark: Maybe they had fun?! Me:: So you’re telling me they had a bloody good time?

  • @sophiafrench-up6sn
    @sophiafrench-up6sn 2 месяца назад +60

    4:30 thank me later

  • @qlachlan05
    @qlachlan05 4 года назад +761

    i was watching this on the tv and my mom was cooking dinner, and she just walked out of the kitchen and sighed and said "god his voice is so perfect" IM DYING.

    • @dgbritton
      @dgbritton 4 года назад +68

      Hah really? Mine just complains about his swearing 😂

    • @qlachlan05
      @qlachlan05 4 года назад +35

      @@dgbritton thats what my dad does lol.

    • @ashley2482
      @ashley2482 4 года назад +14

      lucy lachlan you have a dad? What’s he like.

    • @qlachlan05
      @qlachlan05 4 года назад +21

      @@ashley2482 he is strict and a neat freak lol. but my mom is super easy going and nice. my dad is the complete opposite. also my parents are divorced sooo

    • @genderlesstoast6633
      @genderlesstoast6633 4 года назад +19

      Why you gotta flex that you have 2 parents b r o

  • @original_rockstar
    @original_rockstar 4 года назад +401

    Mark: “Don’t look behind you”
    Me: *Turns around*
    Jacksflims: “Nothin’ Personal Kid.”

    • @Thedrivebye
      @Thedrivebye 4 года назад +3

      So are you knocked out or what happens?

    • @sheetmetal_girl
      @sheetmetal_girl 4 года назад

      @@Thedrivebye nobody knows

    • @lynn4840
      @lynn4840 4 года назад +7

      @@Thedrivebye Unless they respond I think it's safe to assume OP died.

    • @Thedrivebye
      @Thedrivebye 4 года назад +3

      @@lynn4840 Rest in Pepporonies OP

    • @mysteriouswolf_7818
      @mysteriouswolf_7818 4 года назад +1

      @Star Shadows there is something under your bed, be careful. Don't look underneath.

  • @darkmistalpha2516
    @darkmistalpha2516 4 года назад +792

    Mark: *sees bone* A spoon!
    Everyone else: *concerned noises*

    • @-chippedstars-2889
      @-chippedstars-2889 4 года назад +38

      i thought it was a large qtip

    • @genderlesstoast6633
      @genderlesstoast6633 4 года назад +8

      Well what the hell are YOUR spoons made out of?

    • @rubberho344
      @rubberho344 4 года назад +4

      I thought it was a switch. You know...the thing people used to hit children back then

    • @grim8905
      @grim8905 4 года назад +1

      @@rubberho344 a WHAT

    • @avocadeous
      @avocadeous 2 года назад

      @@rubberho344 I thought people used canes. That’s probably for the richer ones tho

  • @izzabellafields144
    @izzabellafields144 2 года назад +1

    5:25 "Oh is this my shittin' bucket?" TOOK ME OUT

  • @MashuTora
    @MashuTora 4 года назад +276

    Mark: "Whatever you do, don't turn around."
    Me: *turning in circles* "You spin me right round, baby, right round!"

    • @toaster929
      @toaster929 4 года назад +14

      Oh god I got meat spinner flashbacks

  • @lauracoppa444
    @lauracoppa444 4 года назад +374

    Mark: I stand at sitting height
    Me: oh, so this game really IS real

    • @SNIPINGSOKZ
      @SNIPINGSOKZ 4 года назад +5

      I feel you 😂😂 short ppl squad

    • @ak-cardwell
      @ak-cardwell 4 года назад +1

      Ha 6*4 over here. -Tall gang

    • @SNIPINGSOKZ
      @SNIPINGSOKZ 4 года назад +1

      @@ak-cardwell bruh i wish

  • @kozumekenma3897
    @kozumekenma3897 4 года назад +265

    Mark: *perfectly narrates*
    Also Mark: “I have no idea what that was”

  • @faysameru
    @faysameru 3 года назад +7

    i'm impressed on how Mark can memorized all the scp name and their threat.

  • @malakithetruestbirdever1066
    @malakithetruestbirdever1066 4 года назад +640

    Mark: “Don’t look behind you.”
    My puppy: *Jumping on my back and biting my shoulder*
    Me: *Son. Don’t scare me like that.*

    • @smallartist55
      @smallartist55 4 года назад +3

      😂

    • @fekbutchers
      @fekbutchers 4 года назад

      Tfw you unironically call your pet your "son"

    • @zedox2363
      @zedox2363 4 года назад

      But why did it jump at you? Why would it bite?

    • @g0reg0yle37
      @g0reg0yle37 4 года назад +11

      @@zedox2363 puppies just wanna play man

    • @melissabradley7628
      @melissabradley7628 4 года назад +8

      The puppy was in on Mark's plan

  • @racheljaid3
    @racheljaid3 4 года назад +837

    Mark: “Don’t turn around”
    Me: in bed and my closet is behind me
    *ahaha Im in danger*

    • @TheDanim1
      @TheDanim1 4 года назад +14

      Me....window... Lol

    • @Nic-sw2wn
      @Nic-sw2wn 4 года назад +43

      I got a Danny DeVito cardboard cutout so I’m fine

    • @susannahrinker727
      @susannahrinker727 4 года назад +7

      I got a wall.

    • @Slickkicks76
      @Slickkicks76 4 года назад +12

      I’m in my bed against my pillow so maybe my pillow is plotting to swallow me in my sleep

    • @jaymeyerty8550
      @jaymeyerty8550 4 года назад +2

      @@Slickkicks76 samee

  • @-fire277-5
    @-fire277-5 4 года назад +785

    Mark: don’t turn around
    Me: turns around to see my fat cat
    Also me: ah spooky, ive been spooked

    • @literallyDH
      @literallyDH 4 года назад +21

      thicc cat

    • @AB-rv2lj
      @AB-rv2lj 4 года назад +2

      @The_Pandaren_boi poopy uh oh i think i did a poopie

    • @iamlemons5441
      @iamlemons5441 4 года назад +1

      Oh yas

    • @lukebarboza4015
      @lukebarboza4015 4 года назад +1

      spookiest spoop

    • @ヅStarr
      @ヅStarr 4 года назад +3

      - Fire277 - DAmN bOi hE bE T h I c C d U m M y T h I c C

  • @lucasexacustides3282
    @lucasexacustides3282 3 года назад +5

    Mark: "Don't look behind you"
    Me, who has my back facing towards a wall: *laughs in evil*

  • @jaydacorrell3451
    @jaydacorrell3451 4 года назад +558

    my mom coming home from work: "did you do your online assignments"
    me not doing a thing all day: 0:37

  • @DavrenHelsmere
    @DavrenHelsmere 4 года назад +200

    People, when told not to look behind them: Yeah, that doesn't scare me, it's just a wall.
    Said people's wall: *squelches putridly*

  • @ThatMomLife
    @ThatMomLife 4 года назад +560

    “Just because there’s blood everywhere doesn’t mean they’re dead. Maybe they had fun” 😂😂

  • @mellon8203
    @mellon8203 Месяц назад +2

    4:30 mark would not realize the repercussions of his actions until much later