James is a lot different from other comedians, he can create the most crazy mental pictures. I'm from the south, so I can see all of this in my head. James is the best
Until today I have never heard of or seen James Gregory, but I will tell ya, he instantly became my favorite comedian. He is just so damn funny, he gets you laughing then keeps you there. Great stuff.
If you like him, he has a LOT of great stuff just like this extending at least back to the 80s and 90s. I used to have a lot of his greatest cassette tapes. He is HILARIOUS. Truly the funniest man in America.
You have to go find all of his work. It is hilarious! When he’s talking about the difference between our generation and pre cell phone generations. You will wet your pants laughing so hard!
One time when I saw James Gregory at the Comedy Club Stardome in Birmingham, he did this bit, and when the show was over, we saw a couple exiting who fit the description of the people he talked about.
Oh ! I wonder if they could take themselves lightly? These days he would be banned, because being offended is the national pastime and people can less laugh at themselves
He knows how to tell a story and make you picture it in your mind and keep you laughing.... He is my favorite comedian. He keeps me laughing till i am crying
I never saw this man's face until yesterday, but I've known that voice for decades from radio guest appearances and standup albums. James Gregory is a national treasure.
James Gregory and I are both from Georgia. James speaks in images like no one else can. When he tells a story, he lays out the imagery that, believe me, is so on the money, it makes his humor five times as funny.
Guys, HERE is The Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
I grew up in trailer parks 😂😂 so true! My dad had a tire gauge in his pocket … And my mom always wore flip flops with her polyester pants that Had irrigation ditches 😂😂
That last joke about the Beeper on vibrate was hilarious. I tried that joke out on a very fat friend and he immediately pulled his phone out of the holster and he said I was right, had missed a few calls!!!
I saw a woman at Walgreens just a couple of days ago wearing a shirt that said "Hit The Gym", she weighed about 300 and the only thing she was buying was a box of honey buns.
HERE is The Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
When growing up, there was a woman in our church that weighed at least 300lbs. One day (couldn't resist), I told her to pull up a COUPLE of chairs and have a seat. Felt terrible after since I really liked the woman. Anyway, roughly three weeks later, she broke a chair and ended up on her butt on the floor. Afterwards, she told me she was going to take my advice - two chairs from then on. Those two chairs were less embarrassing than ending up on the floor.
I've just recently discovered this man/Comedian, and I can honestly say that "He's very accurate", in his storytelling. Very funny and very Entertaining...
I just started watching him a couple of weeks ago and I like his jokes because it makes me laugh and everything that he tells it makes me laugh or smile and he is a tremendous gentleman because I have panic attacks and it does help me to laugh
Simplicity in his delivery and comic content. He's not like the typical professional comedian, more like your funny Uncle Ralph. We all can relate to his content. His timing is perfect. Throw in the suthun' drawl for extra fun.He's hysterical, and I can't wait to see him when he gets near my town.
The pants!!😂😂 There was a woman that wore pajama jeans to our local Kroger's all the time. I don't know if she wore the same pair all the time or if she had several pairs. Regardless, they were so many sizes too small, that they were stretched thin enough to see the print on her underwear. You could READ a paper through those pants😳😬.
@@stephanienoble8726 James's observations are made from true life experiences. That's why he's so damn funny. Everything he says triggers the mind into picturing things that have been seen in a lifetime of oberservations. FUNNIEST MAN IN AMERICA.
I could not help but laugh until I just about got sick. I have lived is several trailers over the years but never in a trailer park but have visited a few in my time and James description is so spot on :-D
A gentleman from New York was visiting friends in Kentucky when he got a toothache. He went to the dentist and the dentist says, "I'm gonna do my best to help ya, but I have to say I'm not sure I can." The gentleman asks him what the problem is and the dentist replies: "Well ya see, I've been a dentist here for over forty years and you're first patient I've ever seen that gots more than two teeth."
Reminds me of the joke about how we know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia. If it had been invented anywhere else, they’d have called it a teethbrush.
@@alphagt62 Hey now! I'm from West Virginia and I can tell you with absolute certainty that everyone there has a full set of teeth...And if they don't, they can easily borrow a set from somebody who does! 😂
@Jonny Fran No it won't because you bought 500 copies thinking the pictures were all different and you'd finally find the salacious one. You'll probably have to look up salacious based on your liberal education.
I saw a woman at the Dr.s office last week . She was letting her kids run wild . Because she couldn't get up and chase them . I was laughing to myself as we sat there across from each other . And she finally had to get up . I said Bless her Lord . But Geeze the polyester pants and all the caves and hollows . 🤣🤣🤣
As hilarious as this is, I used to go to church with a dude that was the cameraman for the news. That's EXACTLY what they do; look for the most out there and ignorant looking person(s) he can find and film them talking.
I lived in Huntsville AL. for 9 years and my boss used to get mad everytime the news would interview some local people after tornados , it was always some man in bib overalls, no shirt and missing half of his teeth. My boss would say, " They always pick someone like that, and everyone thinks we Southerners are the dumbest people on earth"
James is a lot different from other comedians, he can create the most crazy mental pictures. I'm from the south, so I can see all of this in my head. James is the best
I can see all of it in my neighborhood.
This man is a genius…and he never leans on profanity to carry his act…classic, greatest comedian since George Carlin
If you don't feel well, watch this gentleman. He is better than taking medicine. Works for me.
Didn't cure my gonorrhea, but my hemorrhoids are better.
🤣🤣🤣
It's working!!! Thank goodness ❤️
I almost got psyched back up by watching only a short video of him
Agreed! 👍😂
I love that he gets so tickled he can't even tell it. He's like that Uncle everybody has in the South. 😂
Squint a little and I get a sense off Red Skelton doing this bit.
@@whalesong999 I love Mr. Skelton!
Until today I have never heard of or seen James Gregory, but I will tell ya, he instantly became my favorite comedian. He is just so damn funny, he gets you laughing then keeps you there. Great stuff.
If you like him, he has a LOT of great stuff just like this extending at least back to the 80s and 90s. I used to have a lot of his greatest cassette tapes. He is HILARIOUS. Truly the funniest man in America.
You have to go find all of his work. It is hilarious! When he’s talking about the difference between our generation and pre cell phone generations. You will wet your pants laughing so hard!
Stephen Wright...next
Glad you found James
Me too...🤣😅😂
I agree.
The crazy mental images this man can create for you are phenomenal. I just can't help but to bust a gut laughing every time.
It's true! The old lawnmower repair and tax preparation place is real ...Buford hiway outside Atlanta
I have watched all of his stuff several times over and laugh my a$$ off every time lol
@@velvettears7759 000
what crazy thoughts are you having ?
Saw him in person almost 40 years ago. I laughed so hard my face was sore the next morning, still the best.
He is so funny, so glad I found him. He has my kind of humor!!!
I love to listen to this man! He can make a bad mood turn into a great one!❤️❤️❤️
I am so happy that I found this gentleman. With all that is going on in my life I needed a laugh
I think it's funny how he cracks himself up, and has to pause to continue.
He thought of something to add while doing it and was laughing because he knew it was funny. He was right.
I love him lol
What does a divorce and tornado have in common in Alabama? No matter which one, someone is going to lose a house trailer.
Brilliance
😅😅😅😂😂
Is it spelled Termater or termater. The reason 400 LB women wear polyester and stretch pants is because nothing else fits at the discount store.
Loose pants or skirts do....
lol
If you are 400 pounds, you are missing calls. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One time when I saw James Gregory at the Comedy Club Stardome in Birmingham, he did this bit, and when the show was over, we saw a couple exiting who fit the description of the people he talked about.
Oh ! I wonder if they could take themselves lightly? These days he would be banned, because being offended is the national pastime and people can less laugh at themselves
So pleased I discovered Gregory recently! He elicits belly laughs even when you watch the same skit over and over.
He knows how to tell a story and make you picture it in your mind and keep you laughing.... He is my favorite comedian. He keeps me laughing till i am crying
A natural story teller
I lost it at "104 pounds without the belt buckle".
I never saw this man's face until yesterday, but I've known that voice for decades from radio guest appearances and standup albums. James Gregory is a national treasure.
This is a Genius of Comedy!!!!
James Gregory and I are both from Georgia. James speaks in images like no one else can. When he tells a story, he lays out the imagery that, believe me, is so on the money, it makes his humor five times as funny.
James Gregory killin’ it AGAIN!!!
Love this guy … never disappoints
This kills me every time, and it means at least once a week; Phenomenal sense of humour !
I watch him right over and over and still laugh every time!
Love him! I have watched him until I know what he is going to say next and still laugh!
James is absolutely awesome..
112 pounds, 108 without the belt buckle.
I died...
So did I, I would have spit my teeth laughing if I'd had them in. 🤣
Jack Spratt could eat no fat, and his wife could eat no lean..
Guys, HERE is The Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
But between the two they licked the platter clean! 🤣🤣🤣
Did u see a light when u died?
I grew up in trailer parks 😂😂 so true! My dad had a tire gauge in his pocket … And my mom always wore flip flops with her polyester pants that Had irrigation ditches 😂😂
This guy is always so dang funny 🤣🤣🤣
That last joke about the Beeper on vibrate was hilarious. I tried that joke out on a very fat friend and he immediately pulled his phone out of the holster and he said I was right, had missed a few calls!!!
Love this man. Extremely funny. Wish I had seen him earlier.
I love this man!! He is the funniest comedian I have ever seen!!
I saw a woman at Walgreens just a couple of days ago wearing a shirt that said "Hit The Gym", she weighed about 300 and the only thing she was buying was a box of honey buns.
🤣🤣
After you finish the box up. Then you hit the gym.
👍🕺🏻😂👏
@@gimcrack555 She needs to build up her energy.
😂🌹
As someone from the Midwest who has lived
Near and in tornado areas this is so true
They always find that one trailer park and find that one idiot
Absolutely hysterical!! Love this!! Thanks for a moment complete nuttiness in a hilarious way!!
Just found this guy... Utterly hilarious!
he laughs because he hears these jokes in his head before he says them....he is a genius
I’m still laughing at jokes he told 30 years ago.
HERE is The Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
Me too!😂
"It could be a law, I don't know!"
that would make him 85 years old. my grampa never heard of this one. so i followed his advice and turned it off. 👉🙈🙉
James You Are The Best 😅❤
This has to be one of my favorites. I've seen this on TV.
Absolutely hysterical!
He is so funny! My father introduced me to him earlier and I’m dying. He’s hilarious!😂😂
He is absolutely freaking funny man.. I just discovered! Will be watching more of him for sure.. Ty, sir you started my morning with laughter..
When growing up, there was a woman in our church that weighed at least 300lbs. One day (couldn't resist), I told her to pull up a COUPLE of chairs and have a seat. Felt terrible after since I really liked the woman. Anyway, roughly three weeks later, she broke a chair and ended up on her butt on the floor. Afterwards, she told me she was going to take my advice - two chairs from then on. Those two chairs were less embarrassing than ending up on the floor.
I'm dying laughing because 1. That there is funny 2. It's true
I've just recently discovered this man/Comedian, and I can honestly say that "He's very accurate", in his storytelling. Very funny and very Entertaining...
I am trying to figure out why tomater is funny.
yep, moved from Fla 30 years ago, but it is still me.
No joke, when my co-worker found out I voted for Trump, she compared me to a toothless hick. Because of this exact thing the media does 🤣
@@bm421 ask her how she likes the course of the country today. Then give her a tooth pick when she admits Biden is a disaster.
❤He is so funny. Brings a laugh and makes you happy
I just started watching him a couple of weeks ago and I like his jokes because it makes me laugh and everything that he tells it makes me laugh or smile and he is a tremendous gentleman because I have panic attacks and it does help me to laugh
Me to I needed him !
He points at the idiots in his life with love.
Just found him a couple of days ago and now I am binge watching
“Little irrigation ditches in there”. Love it.
Found James on fb can't get enough of him lol
I first saw James 35 years ago. Been a fan ever since.
Same here
He is spot on with this joke. It’s 100% accurate
No he's not but if it makes you feel better whatever
Southern comedy GREAT!
I have never laughed so Hard ty
Hilarious as always James.
This is absolutely 💯 hilarious.
Laughed till I cried!
Hey i enjoyed this so much my sides ache from laughing. Keep up outstanding the world has forgotten how to laugh sadly.
This was on my recommendations first thing this morning. Started the day off right. 😂
Simplicity in his delivery and comic content. He's not like the typical professional comedian, more like your funny Uncle Ralph. We all can relate to his content. His timing is perfect. Throw in the suthun' drawl for extra fun.He's hysterical, and I can't wait to see him when he gets near my town.
Just found this guy. He's hilarious!
The pants!!😂😂 There was a woman that wore pajama jeans to our local Kroger's all the time. I don't know if she wore the same pair all the time or if she had several pairs. Regardless, they were so many sizes too small, that they were stretched thin enough to see the print on her underwear. You could READ a paper through those pants😳😬.
He always knows those people! We all know someone 🤣🤣🤣
Hey from Australia. They do that here too. Flood, Cyclone or bushfire they always seem to get the toothless bogan to interview 🙄Big hugs🥰
I laughed till I cried!! Hilarious!!! Hysterically funny!!
This sounds like something from People Of Walmart 😆
Gregory was doing people of Wal Mart back at least in the 1990’s, before the internet was anywhere other than computer colleges and DARPA.
Damn, I woke the house up laughing.
You forgot she's wearin' a camouflage shirt that says "Baby Doll".
Or an old Micky Mouse shirt with mystery stains.
Or a pink browning doe with a bow
Pink camo
You know how a tornado and a divorce down south are alike? Sumbuddy fixin ta lose a trailer
I love you James! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love you too.
You just made my day 🥰
@@stephanienoble8726
James's observations are made from true life experiences. That's why he's so damn funny. Everything he says triggers the mind into picturing things that have been seen in a lifetime of oberservations. FUNNIEST MAN IN AMERICA.
@@johnwilliams3849 yes sir lol that’s why I just love him!! I’m from Kentucky and presently living in North Carolina and he’s sharing straight facts!!
Buddy you nailed it....Forget they also voted for THUMPER...
I have seen him twice. Actually saw his first show in Montgomery, Ala. Funniest man ever!
Watched this last week. Still funny. This guy is hilarious.
I could not help but laugh until I just about got sick. I have lived is several trailers over the years but never in a trailer park but have visited a few in my time and James description is so spot on :-D
So true & Rolling here!!!
A gentleman from New York was visiting friends in Kentucky when he got a toothache. He went to the dentist and the dentist says, "I'm gonna do my best to help ya, but I have to say I'm not sure I can." The gentleman asks him what the problem is and the dentist replies: "Well ya see, I've been a dentist here for over forty years and you're first patient I've ever seen that gots more than two teeth."
Reminds me of the joke about how we know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia. If it had been invented anywhere else, they’d have called it a teethbrush.
@@alphagt62 Hey now! I'm from West Virginia and I can tell you with absolute certainty that everyone there has a full set of teeth...And if they don't, they can easily borrow a set from somebody who does! 😂
"I know the toothbrush was made in __blank__. If it were made anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush".
😆👍
@@DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER LP ko
Take it easy on the key ring jokes! 🤣😂😅 that's landing a likely too close to home! 🤣🤣😂
This guy is so funny man
Hilarity! Hilarious! 4 pound belt buckle, tattoo on a wooden arm. Gregory should put these tales in a book. They are destined to be classic.
@Jonny Fran No it won't because you bought 500 copies thinking the pictures were all different and you'd finally find the salacious one. You'll probably have to look up salacious based on your liberal education.
He’s released several books. Look em up.
I knew a guy who had a tattooed wooden arm.. it hung above his fireplace. He had no idea how it got there.
Its tornado season folks. Before talking to reporters remember ...... bra and teeth, bra and teeth
🤣
Thank you James.
I wish you would do a show or two in Dallas Texas
This guy is great!
James, You are so funny! You always make me laugh so hard it hurts! Thanks so much, & have a wonderful weekend! Cleveland, Tennessee
I think James proves my point, many people don’t own a mirror.
Do you own a mirror? Show me a shot big guy!
Love this guy!
Love you James Gregory
I was gonna say she thought her feet were her best feature even though she hasn't seen them in some time
The man is standing in one place laboring to breath...... Funny guy and would like to see him around a bit longer.....
Excellent...
You sir are hilarious. Much love from New Zealand ❤
Thank you for the honest laughs!
Skinny. Man wife is 300 plus. Tank top!!
I am not from USA, but have been watching James Gregory,the late bernie mac and ralphy may and they have me rolling!
I saw a woman at the Dr.s office last week . She was letting her kids run wild . Because she couldn't get up and chase them . I was laughing to myself as we sat there across from each other . And she finally had to get up . I said Bless her Lord . But Geeze the polyester pants and all the caves and hollows . 🤣🤣🤣
So funny! I live in a small town and can really relate!
Oh wow!!! This dude is funny AF 😭😭😭😭 I’m crying laughing 😂 wow
I know a man that claims ignorance was spilled on his community
sometime after he was in school. When they make a sign
they write, For Sell.
I loved this guy he was the funniest man I have ever seen or heard
Absolutely hilarious!
I just happened to click on this and I’m so glad I did I have never laughed so much.
I'm freaking crying, hahahaha
This man kills me! He is the best comedian I have heard since George Carlin R.I.P.
As hilarious as this is, I used to go to church with a dude that was the cameraman for the news. That's EXACTLY what they do; look for the most out there and ignorant looking person(s) he can find and film them talking.
They are the most entertaining
Oh gosh, really!! Had no idea that was true. Wonder why? IMBO
They do the same thing in the ghetto community 😂😂😂😂😂
@@roxmattern60 agreed 💯 😅😅😅
I lived in Huntsville AL. for 9 years and my boss used to get mad everytime the news would interview some local people after tornados , it was always some man in bib overalls, no shirt and missing half of his teeth. My boss would say, " They always pick someone like that, and everyone thinks we Southerners are the dumbest people on earth"