Jerma is probably a an-prim and lives inside a shack but has lapses in his thought making him think he is a streamer in Las vegas but still only lives in the one room we see
@@kingamity1985 the funny part is, Lynch canonically has schizophrenia and in the first game, the player who plays as Lynch hallucinates pedestrians as cops to enhance the effect And Jerma isn’t even playing as Lynch
The original +2 stream (Way back during the stream, I timed them playing, and it was the exact same amount of time they were trying to beat it in. It was under 4 hours.)
Holy shit, that clutch ending was amazing. They were *this* close to failing, but luckily Jerma had just enough self control to not shoot any more civilians than he already did.
13:50 is underrated, just the rapid switch from silenced pistol to the unrelenting screen shake and muzzle flash of the lmg as he sweeps it wildy across the screen
Adding the music in the scene at 14:14 is seriously fucking brilliant and made it 5 times funnier, I applaud you, Holy Mackerel The Third, for making something so simple so funny
Literally could have just closed and opened the game 3 times and say "oops game keeps crashing" and that's an extra hour. But that's another hour of Kane and Lynch 2 so I see why they wouldn't do that.
When I saw how long this video was I thought one of two things. Either jerma beat this game in 15 minutes or he lost so much time that he only had 15 minutes left to complete the game.
It's one of those games that you're not allowed to like, because the majority of people are pissy about this game 'cause it's "hard". And if you have the guts to tell others that you like it. EVERYBODY is gonna slam you for that.
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Can we talk about how this stream created the +2 and -2 for jokes on twitch
Just one example of Jerma and his friends being revolutionary streamers.
this was the fucking stream???
@@JamesThompson-zu3bq yep
Talk about what exactly ?
@@wowsuchhandle about how this stream created the +2 and -2 for jokes on twitch
I love how the editing makes it look like they were consistent with the timer in this glorious shitstorm of a stream... Needless to say, they weren't.
*Goes to pee
"I locked myself out of my house"
Jerma is probably a an-prim and lives inside a shack but has lapses in his thought making him think he is a streamer in Las vegas but still only lives in the one room we see
Sounds like something jerma would do
"We have to do that whole segment again" "Wait what?" in the faint distance "WAIT, WHAT?"
11:37
*+5*
*THE SCREEN IS NUDITY*
*IS YOUR SCREEN NUDITY?*
*THE GROUND IS SHAKIN*
John Lennon *MOM'S SPAGHETTI*
Architector #4 shit the ground is shakin
THE BOX IS JUST BLOOD
I was actually watching Etalyx and, it's true, only Jerma was seeing the random blonde identical twins.
What a CRAZY STREAMER
@@kingamity1985 the funny part is, Lynch canonically has schizophrenia and in the first game, the player who plays as Lynch hallucinates pedestrians as cops to enhance the effect
And Jerma isn’t even playing as Lynch
ITS JUST LIKE DEAD SPACE 3
@@swaggerdagger8976 one of the few times reading the comments beforehand turned out really well. This makes it so much funnier.
The original +2 stream
(Way back during the stream, I timed them playing, and it was the exact same amount of time they were trying to beat it in. It was under 4 hours.)
Knowing that immediately ascends this video in my mind to god-tier
"The Clock" for Jerma rumble.
That would be OP as time makes a fool of us all and in this case it was bullying Jerma.
His entry music is "In the Hall of the Mountain King" sped up 20 times.
We got something close enough
Holy shit, that clutch ending was amazing. They were *this* close to failing, but luckily Jerma had just enough self control to not shoot any more civilians than he already did.
@Willem DaFuckedUp he was joking
Willem DaFuckedUp You get -2
@Willem DaFuckedUp -2
@Willem DaFuckedUp -2
Willem DaFuckedUp lol mad
13:50 is underrated, just the rapid switch from silenced pistol to the unrelenting screen shake and muzzle flash of the lmg as he sweeps it wildy across the screen
Finally found the LORE For +2
"Etalyx its easy. Just push people and they die."
Especially if its off a cliff (:^)]
+2
Reupload? That's at least 33 seconds off the clock.
-2
Hey what did the Mackerel say to the original version? Whoopsie!
Shit! The Clock Is Ticking!
Shit! My screen is nudity!
Shit! The ground's shakin'!
I guess if she's well baked it wouldn't be too horrible...
NOT YOU, TRUFFALO BUFFALO
Well, you clearly have shit taste then. I'd fuck my profile picture.
Toasty...
The origin of +2 -2
10:33 "These guys are f*cking idiots."
*walks into an ambush and gets shot a dozen times*
That a amazing +5 joke.
oh my god this is where +2 and -2 came from
Adding the music in the scene at 14:14 is seriously fucking brilliant and made it 5 times funnier, I applaud you, Holy Mackerel The Third, for making something so simple so funny
"WITH 45 SECONDS REMAI- *[video ends]"
Who remembers that one huh?
I thought it was intentional.
Then it was reuploaded.
Jerma, will you be running this game at the next AGDQ?
+2
Bad Games Done Slow
Rowell Evangelista Shitty Games Done Slow*
He’d get kicked out for swearing
10:06 loudest jeremy laugh to date
He just exploded with laughter
FansonicGaming You're totally right! I love this comment :) best part of the video for sure
The yell-laugh.
12:34 What it sounds like when you give Mickey Mouse a surprise prostate exam.
oh so THIS is the source of the "-2" thing
You're a glass -2 kind of guy.
Agent Blonde Guy for Jerma Rumble Anniversary
I'm still in awe that they beat this game with 33 seconds left
KingOfSweden lmao why read the comments before watching the video, that was your own fault
It's kind of incredible that it worked out almost exactly.
Error in footage
-20 minutes
nice pfp
Honestly god bless the third holy mackerel for the glorious editing of this cluster fuck lol
That might be Jermas best stream of all time. All 4 hours are pure gold
Literally could have just closed and opened the game 3 times and say "oops game keeps crashing" and that's an extra hour. But that's another hour of Kane and Lynch 2 so I see why they wouldn't do that.
Kane and Lynch 2 is fun as fuck wym
When I saw how long this video was I thought one of two things. Either jerma beat this game in 15 minutes or he lost so much time that he only had 15 minutes left to complete the game.
Is this where the +2 -2 chat thing came from?
Man, I am DEEP in the Jerma algorithm
I feel like I’m studying Jerma calculus or something
It’s been a month or so since I’ve started watching Jerma and I’ve finally made it to the +2 -2 lore
-2 for every short joke that gets to the top comments.
Underscorer we can’t get minus inches
-2 for this comment
Woah this guy is an absolute mad man. He beat Kane and Lynch 2 ON STREAM
So this is the video I suddenly missed yesterday!
This is a main channel quality video. It's so incredibly well edited.
The real challenge is just enjoying the game
It's one of those games that you're not allowed to like, because the majority of people are pissy about this game 'cause it's "hard".
And if you have the guts to tell others that you like it. EVERYBODY is gonna slam you for that.
KIRPPU no it's just because the game is bad
KIRPPU
Did you not see anything that happened in this video? This game is BAD. Undeniably absolutely terrible. In every regard.
looked pretty great.
Fat Alberto Not really because I used to hate this game aswell.
5:56 the commentary fits the glitch perfectly
I almost passed out when etalyx's chair broke
This video is a criminally underrated classic
why does everyone who plays with jerma end up copying his mannerisms lol
memetic cognitohazard
He's an agent smith
Bruh as soon as I typed that I watched the part where jerma says "it's like agent smith" I've never watched this stream before that was spooky
Quickly THERES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!!
unless youve got a damn great joke
Or some goooooood wine
-+0 It was bad but I also laugh at it
so this is where the +2/-2 originated
The original +2 joke.
Blinking Chinese Officer for next Rumble.
oh so this is where +2 and -2 came from
Fuck it ill watch it again
The ending of this combined with the choice of music is perfect. What chaos!
"I hope i'm naked too."
I had lots of fun playing with Etalyx, can't wait to possibly play again
7:17 is the funniest I've laughed in years. Thank you Jerma.
This guy beat Kane & Lynch 2 *ON STREAM*
Sadly jerma only lived to 74...
Man funny how people are still using +2 and -2
It's growing at an exponential rate, it's all over different streams lol
I honestly thought the first video got removed because it had footage of someone peeing and someone complained.
I miss this game. It had some neat style choices and the cops and robbers multiplayer created a cool dynamic between players.
PlebNC by cool dynamic do you mean when your team instantly kills each other at the start of the round... every single game
How do you go to take a piss and end up locking yourself out of your own house
Is this the origin of the +2 -2 joke system?
Yep
Hey, this guy just beat Kane and Lynch 2 ON STREAM
+2 for the 24 references
The Dunkirk Soundtrack would have fit nicely, but still good choice on the music Mackerel.
Trey Lower supermarine
Reupload: +20 minutes
I keep coming back to this video
I remember this stream, it was so intense, jesus christ.
4:59 Exactly like the Kane and Lynch video Criken made back in 2011.
they definitely should've gotten a lot more time added than they accounted for
It looks identical to a lagging gta online lobby, amazing
3:37 GLUE MAN OUTA NOWHERE*
The game was designed to look like found footage, some headshots are blurred, the digital effects doesn't always mean nudity.
I almost dropped my fucking coffee when a Jerma yelled at 10:33
SHIT, THE GROUND IS SHAKIN'!
This stream was a +2
What a marvellous video
2:20 "I'm the cook."
I was half expecting the Team Fortress 2 theme song to kick in at the start when the clock was ticking.
FAVORITE JERMA QUOTE THREAD mine is, "this guy is like shit faced"
My favorite one is from this video when he says "THE SCREEN IS NUDITY"
"Etalyx, its easy, just push people and they die!"
dude this guy is FUCKED
What *really* happened?
There's probably some quote from one of the classic videos from like 2013 that I'm missing here, but I'd say it's "That was before the plague hit."
They desperately needed a game commissioner or a referee or some shit.
this is your best video
Mackerel, amazing editing on this one.
Guess you can say that they were... SHORT on time
boo!
-2 minutes
That joke fell short
+5 minutes
Magical Sprucey the correct term is compact on time
*compact on time
damn they lost a full hour in one scene alone
I've never been more proud of Jerma in my life ❤️
Dat re-upload, dough.
I left my great grandmother's secret banana bread recipe in the last video for one frame. Can't let that goldmine loose.
Overwatch is overrated.
Lol, like I even need it, _my_ great grandmother's secret banana bread recipe is fire.
Whoever that is peeing at 9:06 needs to drink more water
Confused policeman for Jerma Rumble '17
With all of the time lost and added, they probably actually killed the game in *3 HOURS*
i wonder how many people went "GET TO THE CHOPPAH" in the chat at the last part there
That's fucking insane and I get just as excited as Etalyx the fact you beat the game with fucking 30 seconds left.
This video is a +2.
That's actually incredible that they did it in the time they had
As a kid I liked Shel Silverstein but now I like him even more.
i remember watching this live. the intensity of the entire thing was crazy
5:30 didn't know Sam Hyde was in this game.
*QUAKING NUTS*
I LOVED the 24 nod
This video was very clearly a glitch in the Matrix.
This stream was the opening of pandora's box.
Jerma is a comic genius. Pure comedy gold right here
WITH 45 SE-