Jape like your life depends on it Etalyx: / etalyx / gamersdissent Editor: Holy Mackerel The Third / @holymackerelthethird2478 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
Jerma is probably a an-prim and lives inside a shack but has lapses in his thought making him think he is a streamer in Las vegas but still only lives in the one room we see
The original +2 stream (Way back during the stream, I timed them playing, and it was the exact same amount of time they were trying to beat it in. It was under 4 hours.)
@@kingamity1985 the funny part is, Lynch canonically has schizophrenia and in the first game, the player who plays as Lynch hallucinates pedestrians as cops to enhance the effect And Jerma isn’t even playing as Lynch
Holy shit, that clutch ending was amazing. They were *this* close to failing, but luckily Jerma had just enough self control to not shoot any more civilians than he already did.
13:50 is underrated, just the rapid switch from silenced pistol to the unrelenting screen shake and muzzle flash of the lmg as he sweeps it wildy across the screen
Adding the music in the scene at 14:14 is seriously fucking brilliant and made it 5 times funnier, I applaud you, Holy Mackerel The Third, for making something so simple so funny
It's one of those games that you're not allowed to like, because the majority of people are pissy about this game 'cause it's "hard". And if you have the guts to tell others that you like it. EVERYBODY is gonna slam you for that.
Literally could have just closed and opened the game 3 times and say "oops game keeps crashing" and that's an extra hour. But that's another hour of Kane and Lynch 2 so I see why they wouldn't do that.
When I saw how long this video was I thought one of two things. Either jerma beat this game in 15 minutes or he lost so much time that he only had 15 minutes left to complete the game.
Can we talk about how this stream created the +2 and -2 for jokes on twitch
Just one example of Jerma and his friends being revolutionary streamers.
this was the fucking stream???
@@JamesThompson-zu3bq yep
Talk about what exactly ?
@@wowsuchhandle about how this stream created the +2 and -2 for jokes on twitch
I love how the editing makes it look like they were consistent with the timer in this glorious shitstorm of a stream... Needless to say, they weren't.
*Goes to pee
"I locked myself out of my house"
Jerma is probably a an-prim and lives inside a shack but has lapses in his thought making him think he is a streamer in Las vegas but still only lives in the one room we see
Sounds like something jerma would do
The original +2 stream
(Way back during the stream, I timed them playing, and it was the exact same amount of time they were trying to beat it in. It was under 4 hours.)
Knowing that immediately ascends this video in my mind to god-tier
"We have to do that whole segment again" "Wait what?" in the faint distance "WAIT, WHAT?"
11:37
*+5*
I was actually watching Etalyx and, it's true, only Jerma was seeing the random blonde identical twins.
What a CRAZY STREAMER
@@kingamity1985 the funny part is, Lynch canonically has schizophrenia and in the first game, the player who plays as Lynch hallucinates pedestrians as cops to enhance the effect
And Jerma isn’t even playing as Lynch
ITS JUST LIKE DEAD SPACE 3
@@swaggerdagger8976 one of the few times reading the comments beforehand turned out really well. This makes it so much funnier.
"The Clock" for Jerma rumble.
That would be OP as time makes a fool of us all and in this case it was bullying Jerma.
His entry music is "In the Hall of the Mountain King" sped up 20 times.
We got something close enough
*THE SCREEN IS NUDITY*
*IS YOUR SCREEN NUDITY?*
*THE GROUND IS SHAKIN*
John Lennon *MOM'S SPAGHETTI*
Architector #4 shit the ground is shakin
THE BOX IS JUST BLOOD
Holy shit, that clutch ending was amazing. They were *this* close to failing, but luckily Jerma had just enough self control to not shoot any more civilians than he already did.
@Willem DaFuckedUp he was joking
Willem DaFuckedUp You get -2
@Willem DaFuckedUp -2
@Willem DaFuckedUp -2
Willem DaFuckedUp lol mad
"Etalyx its easy. Just push people and they die."
Especially if its off a cliff (:^)]
+2
Shit! The Clock Is Ticking!
Shit! My screen is nudity!
Shit! The ground's shakin'!
I guess if she's well baked it wouldn't be too horrible...
NOT YOU, TRUFFALO BUFFALO
Well, you clearly have shit taste then. I'd fuck my profile picture.
Toasty...
Reupload? That's at least 33 seconds off the clock.
-2
Hey what did the Mackerel say to the original version? Whoopsie!
13:50 is underrated, just the rapid switch from silenced pistol to the unrelenting screen shake and muzzle flash of the lmg as he sweeps it wildy across the screen
10:33 "These guys are f*cking idiots."
*walks into an ambush and gets shot a dozen times*
That a amazing +5 joke.
"WITH 45 SECONDS REMAI- *[video ends]"
Who remembers that one huh?
I thought it was intentional.
Then it was reuploaded.
Finally found the LORE For +2
The origin of +2 -2
10:06 loudest jeremy laugh to date
He just exploded with laughter
FansonicGaming You're totally right! I love this comment :) best part of the video for sure
The yell-laugh.
Adding the music in the scene at 14:14 is seriously fucking brilliant and made it 5 times funnier, I applaud you, Holy Mackerel The Third, for making something so simple so funny
Jerma, will you be running this game at the next AGDQ?
+2
Bad Games Done Slow
Rowell Evangelista Shitty Games Done Slow*
He’d get kicked out for swearing
12:34 What it sounds like when you give Mickey Mouse a surprise prostate exam.
I'm still in awe that they beat this game with 33 seconds left
KingOfSweden lmao why read the comments before watching the video, that was your own fault
Error in footage
-20 minutes
nice pfp
Agent Blonde Guy for Jerma Rumble Anniversary
oh my god this is where +2 and -2 came from
It's kind of incredible that it worked out almost exactly.
oh so THIS is the source of the "-2" thing
Honestly god bless the third holy mackerel for the glorious editing of this cluster fuck lol
The real challenge is just enjoying the game
It's one of those games that you're not allowed to like, because the majority of people are pissy about this game 'cause it's "hard".
And if you have the guts to tell others that you like it. EVERYBODY is gonna slam you for that.
KIRPPU no it's just because the game is bad
KIRPPU
Did you not see anything that happened in this video? This game is BAD. Undeniably absolutely terrible. In every regard.
looked pretty great.
Fat Alberto Not really because I used to hate this game aswell.
Literally could have just closed and opened the game 3 times and say "oops game keeps crashing" and that's an extra hour. But that's another hour of Kane and Lynch 2 so I see why they wouldn't do that.
Kane and Lynch 2 is fun as fuck wym
Quickly THERES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!!
unless youve got a damn great joke
Or some goooooood wine
-+0 It was bad but I also laugh at it
That might be Jermas best stream of all time. All 4 hours are pure gold
When I saw how long this video was I thought one of two things. Either jerma beat this game in 15 minutes or he lost so much time that he only had 15 minutes left to complete the game.
Fuck it ill watch it again
why does everyone who plays with jerma end up copying his mannerisms lol
memetic cognitohazard
He's an agent smith
Bruh as soon as I typed that I watched the part where jerma says "it's like agent smith" I've never watched this stream before that was spooky
I almost passed out when etalyx's chair broke
The game was designed to look like found footage, some headshots are blurred, the digital effects doesn't always mean nudity.
So this is the video I suddenly missed yesterday!
The Dunkirk Soundtrack would have fit nicely, but still good choice on the music Mackerel.
Trey Lower supermarine
Man, I am DEEP in the Jerma algorithm
I feel like I’m studying Jerma calculus or something
Guess you can say that they were... SHORT on time
boo!
-2 minutes
That joke fell short
+5 minutes
Magical Sprucey the correct term is compact on time
*compact on time
-2 for every short joke that gets to the top comments.
Underscorer we can’t get minus inches
-2 for this comment
Is this where the +2 -2 chat thing came from?
Dat re-upload, dough.
I left my great grandmother's secret banana bread recipe in the last video for one frame. Can't let that goldmine loose.
Overwatch is overrated.
Lol, like I even need it, _my_ great grandmother's secret banana bread recipe is fire.
Woah this guy is an absolute mad man. He beat Kane and Lynch 2 ON STREAM
Blinking Chinese Officer for next Rumble.
5:56 the commentary fits the glitch perfectly
This is a main channel quality video. It's so incredibly well edited.
This video is a criminally underrated classic
FAVORITE JERMA QUOTE THREAD mine is, "this guy is like shit faced"
My favorite one is from this video when he says "THE SCREEN IS NUDITY"
"Etalyx, its easy, just push people and they die!"
dude this guy is FUCKED
What *really* happened?
There's probably some quote from one of the classic videos from like 2013 that I'm missing here, but I'd say it's "That was before the plague hit."
I miss this game. It had some neat style choices and the cops and robbers multiplayer created a cool dynamic between players.
PlebNC by cool dynamic do you mean when your team instantly kills each other at the start of the round... every single game
I honestly thought the first video got removed because it had footage of someone peeing and someone complained.
This guy beat Kane & Lynch 2 *ON STREAM*
Sadly jerma only lived to 74...
"I hope i'm naked too."
The original +2 joke.
so this is where the +2/-2 originated
I had lots of fun playing with Etalyx, can't wait to possibly play again
4:59 Exactly like the Kane and Lynch video Criken made back in 2011.
oh so this is where +2 and -2 came from
Reupload: +20 minutes
The ending of this combined with the choice of music is perfect. What chaos!
I keep coming back to this video
It’s been a month or so since I’ve started watching Jerma and I’ve finally made it to the +2 -2 lore
Is this the origin of the +2 -2 joke system?
Yep
Hey, this guy just beat Kane and Lynch 2 ON STREAM
I remember this stream, it was so intense, jesus christ.
I almost dropped my fucking coffee when a Jerma yelled at 10:33
7:17 is the funniest I've laughed in years. Thank you Jerma.
How do you go to take a piss and end up locking yourself out of your own house
+2 for the 24 references
Man funny how people are still using +2 and -2
It's growing at an exponential rate, it's all over different streams lol
2:20 "I'm the cook."
they definitely should've gotten a lot more time added than they accounted for
I was half expecting the Team Fortress 2 theme song to kick in at the start when the clock was ticking.
3:37 GLUE MAN OUTA NOWHERE*
Confused policeman for Jerma Rumble '17
“WHATS NAKED OVER-HERE?”
This stream was a +2
i wonder how many people went "GET TO THE CHOPPAH" in the chat at the last part there
Kane and Lynch 2: Short Shenanigans
Reuploaded video, reuploaded comment.
The best kind.
+2 minuites
That's fucking insane and I get just as excited as Etalyx the fact you beat the game with fucking 30 seconds left.
With all of the time lost and added, they probably actually killed the game in *3 HOURS*
They desperately needed a game commissioner or a referee or some shit.
Mackerel, amazing editing on this one.
SHIT, THE GROUND IS SHAKIN'!
It looks identical to a lagging gta online lobby, amazing
What a marvellous video
Whoever that is peeing at 9:06 needs to drink more water
THERE'S NUDITY IN THE BOX
I LOVED the 24 nod
I miss etal and jerma coop ;-;
this is your best video
5:30 didn't know Sam Hyde was in this game.
*QUAKING NUTS*
i remember watching this live. the intensity of the entire thing was crazy
This is the most funny thing i've seen all year! Please, please do more
This stream was the opening of pandora's box.
I've never been more proud of Jerma in my life ❤️
Watching this after completing The Witness's challenge... Yeah, that music was perfect.
Shit man I feel like buying the game! Thanks for the walkthrough