Calli: Do you have a history of M**der? Biboo: Not directly, no. But I have caused an entire civilization to go crazy and deletes each other until no one is left.
@@DianaProudmoore Death-sensei: Okay, here we have the river Styx, if you be so kind, please queue behind the chains and prepare your coin for the Boatman to cross the River. Charon: I'm going to file a complaint and get whoever responsible for this many souls in need of crossing locked up for good... Biboo: Why is my hair-flap twitching?
Rocks are the ultimate murder weapon. You can have laws that prohibits carrying guns or knives, but you cannot have a law that prohibits carrying a big rock.
If chimps are to go by, sticks sharpened with teeth were actually the first step. Though our ancestors lived in a more arid environment than they do...
@@broadbandislife idk about scientific proof. But if we go with religions, especially abrahamic religions, stone/rock is the oldest murder weapon of humanity. Cuz in the first murder ever, Cain unalived Abel eith stone/rock.
@@tsukinoyuki You're referring to the same collection of Bronze Age tribal fables that deadass claims bats are birds. _Empirically_ we know chimps use sharpened sticks for hunting and ape-on-ape violence so... yeah.
It's literally canonically correct. She lock herself up so no one can take her, because she makes people crazy with her cuteness. I mean, just look at her!!
It's not Cuteness driving People to Kill over her, it's their Inner Greed and Envy being Drawn out by Bijou's Passive Radiance causing it - something she Normally has No Control over... And she didn't Lock Herself up - the Old Gods Intervened and Sealed Bijou away in The Cell so that her Radioactive Qualities wouldn't continue to Drive the Negative Emotions of Humans towards Wars over Her...
The real reason on the cats and cucumbers is more "Oh F*** Why is there suddenly something unfamiliar where I don't expect it?!". Which is why most cats just get curious and sniff it when you put a cucumber next to them.
Вот так и живём...сидишь себе...смотришь милых витуберов...а они обсуждают первое орудие убийства...нет, это конечно по фактам, но...не этого ожидаешь от милых витуберов... [EN] That's how we live...sitting in comfort...watching cute vtubers...and they're discussing the first murder weapon...no, of course it's based on facts, but...this is not what you expect from cute vtubers...
Idk about murder, but there is a mysteriously abandoned castle with holes in it that she lives in. And now her existence makes people crazy...ok, which H.P. Lovecraft book is Biboo the star of?
Wait, didn't at least one of those classic Nineties JRPG big-baddie monsters literally arrive as meteorite or something...? I'm fairly sure Jenova from _Final Fantasy 7_ and/or Lavos from _Chrono Trigger_ had BG lore along those lines... Also Beebs being some kinda larval-stage planet-devouring eldritch abomination from who knows what dark reaches of space would be kinda on-brand too. _GET TAXED._ 🗿
I mean... Jailed for being too cute, & driving people crazy.... That both lines up with her lore, & is actually pretty accurate for how she is whilst streaming too 🤣
Reading the comments, what if Biboo is the rock that killed Abel, and she was imprisoned for that sin? Ame went back in time to save her and changed another rock to be used. That’s why she is able to run away from prison with those clinky feet. She was actually no longer guilty! Okay I will take my meds now.
Risa pls put the typo at the first part in the description the "2:35" so people can see it, lmao you put it again at the last part of descrip. 😂 people will not see it again DANG IT!!!
Biboo: I was in jail for being too cute
Goomba: skill issue
Lmao 😂😂😂
I thought being cute gets you OUT of jail, not IN it. 🤣
Pretty sure biboo was in jail for spreading cringe tiktok memes and taxing people.
And causing brain rot
Biboo: I didn't commit crime.
Biboo: I AM THE CRIME.
Calli: Do you have a history of M**der?
Biboo: Not directly, no. But I have caused an entire civilization to go crazy and deletes each other until no one is left.
Death-sensei was the tour guide of the dead souls at that time~
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Death-sensei: Okay, here we have the river Styx, if you be so kind, please queue behind the chains and prepare your coin for the Boatman to cross the River.
Charon: I'm going to file a complaint and get whoever responsible for this many souls in need of crossing locked up for good...
Biboo: Why is my hair-flap twitching?
According to lore I'd say it might be involuntary manslaughter at most
What she's been doing _after busting out_ OTOH... 💀
Rocks are the ultimate murder weapon. You can have laws that prohibits carrying guns or knives, but you cannot have a law that prohibits carrying a big rock.
I'm no longer friends with a comically large spoon, comically lethal large rock is my new best friend.
Oi, you got a loicence for that rock?
You'll still get charged for having a deadly weapon if you use the rock to attack people, this is settled law by the supreme court.
I don't need loicense for this good ol rock officer, this is our ancestor's self defense weapons
oh youd better believe if governments could, they'd actually outlaw carrying big rocks
Biboo learning to be a Grim Reaper and the last thing you see before you die
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Beejoe just exists like that
If you think about it, rocks are the oldest murder weapons around. Atleast since Mumei was in charge with civilization.
If chimps are to go by, sticks sharpened with teeth were actually the first step. Though our ancestors lived in a more arid environment than they do...
@@broadbandislife I'm no caveman, but finding a rock is probably easier than sharpening sticks
@@broadbandislife idk about scientific proof.
But if we go with religions, especially abrahamic religions, stone/rock is the oldest murder weapon of humanity.
Cuz in the first murder ever, Cain unalived Abel eith stone/rock.
@@tsukinoyuki You're referring to the same collection of Bronze Age tribal fables that deadass claims bats are birds.
_Empirically_ we know chimps use sharpened sticks for hunting and ape-on-ape violence so... yeah.
*Js a dad and her daughter.♥*
I love these two they are js so adorable.
2:40 A murder history interrogation, a familiar song plays and some flashbacks of a certain Father of the Year leaving us are just popping.
To be fair, Cali genuinely made it sound like if she was planning on putting down her pets, even the intonation was macabre 🤣
And the fact that she’s a reaper really didn’t help 😂
It's literally canonically correct. She lock herself up so no one can take her, because she makes people crazy with her cuteness. I mean, just look at her!!
It's not Cuteness driving People to Kill over her, it's their Inner Greed and Envy being Drawn out by Bijou's Passive Radiance causing it - something she Normally has No Control over...
And she didn't Lock Herself up - the Old Gods Intervened and Sealed Bijou away in The Cell so that her Radioactive Qualities wouldn't continue to Drive the Negative Emotions of Humans towards Wars over Her...
Reminds me of when Hakoz Baelz wanted to auction her off for thousands of diamonds at the sporting event
The real reason on the cats and cucumbers is more "Oh F*** Why is there suddenly something unfamiliar where I don't expect it?!". Which is why most cats just get curious and sniff it when you put a cucumber next to them.
Biboo as a reaper will kill people with her cuteness
*with her zoomer cringeness
I mean, talking about rocks as the earliest m**der weapons, there is always the story of Cain and Abel!
5:22 holy sht this is actually the underated part how she know this information ???
Maybe because you don't need a license for a rock
Kane killed Able with a Rock
This is true.
I believe it’s spelt “Cain” in that context, though.
Kane Lives In Death!
@@alfredlaalpacadeageofempir9215One Vision! One Purpose!
Cain and Abel.
Reaper Apprentice Biboo, perfect for slotting into Mori's scythe as materia.
I GE- I GET THAT REFERENCE :D
Can't help thinking "Ey Biboo, yo' mama so fat, she killed the dinosaurs!"
I love how she avoids answering with :D
I've seen vet proscribed gabapentin used to chill out cats on planes on RUclips before
No Biboo, you can't just :D your way out of trouble
Mori got that low key "All rocks look the same" vibe at the end lol
it was because of her cuteness that she drove people into killing each other
It's over 12 hours if flying from Tokyo to the US.
Calli: Do you want to be my apprentice?
Biboo: Yes, you can be my apprentice.
They communicated so well, there was almost no silence moment on the whole stream 👍
Вот так и живём...сидишь себе...смотришь милых витуберов...а они обсуждают первое орудие убийства...нет, это конечно по фактам, но...не этого ожидаешь от милых витуберов...
[EN] That's how we live...sitting in comfort...watching cute vtubers...and they're discussing the first murder weapon...no, of course it's based on facts, but...this is not what you expect from cute vtubers...
Murder is so f***ing kawaii...
Biboo was thinking EXACTLY what I was thinking
5:08 MGR reference
Dad's a good pet parent!
Idk about murder, but there is a mysteriously abandoned castle with holes in it that she lives in. And now her existence makes people crazy...ok, which H.P. Lovecraft book is Biboo the star of?
Wait, didn't at least one of those classic Nineties JRPG big-baddie monsters literally arrive as meteorite or something...? I'm fairly sure Jenova from _Final Fantasy 7_ and/or Lavos from _Chrono Trigger_ had BG lore along those lines...
Also Beebs being some kinda larval-stage planet-devouring eldritch abomination from who knows what dark reaches of space would be kinda on-brand too. _GET TAXED._ 🗿
I choose to believe she was jailed for tax evasion.
A bit of subtitle correction, if you don't mind...
[2:35] Mori said "Your rock prints," and not "Prince."
Cheers... Nice clip btw~😂
What hapened was that Biboo wanted to do a jump hug from behind.... and the next thing she knew, she had enough Ketchup for large fries....
Biboo killed the dinosaurs. Confirmed!
Her crime in the check point rest town won't go unpunished.
:D
"We wuz cavemen and BEEP!"
man i love calli
MILC
MILC her sugoi dekai
I love Calli and Biboo dynamic.
Biboo really just type :D fr
Biboo is the Loc-Nar as a cute anime girl.
I mean... Jailed for being too cute, & driving people crazy....
That both lines up with her lore, & is actually pretty accurate for how she is whilst streaming too 🤣
biboolical speaking, the rock is the first murder weapon
influenced by Kaela 4sure
Her crime happen at 40 million years ago it’s not her ancestor it was her.
So wholesome, thanks very much sasuga clip
Can’t blame Biboo after hearing that from a Shinigami lol
How many rockslides has Biboo been in?
NOOOOOOO, DAD STAY AWAY FROM TIKTOK!
She drives people crazy by existing. She is indirectly at fault.
Lotsa LORE ... 😩🙏
Cucumber looks like snake for cats? It's the veggie Solid Snake...
This is such a great edit.
2:36 Rock prints
:DD
what if biboo is the meteor that wipe the dinosaurs and sleep for a long time after impact :O
Someone call Subaru PD!
Whats that Biboo vibing clip she was JAMIN
Reading the comments, what if Biboo is the rock that killed Abel, and she was imprisoned for that sin? Ame went back in time to save her and changed another rock to be used. That’s why she is able to run away from prison with those clinky feet. She was actually no longer guilty!
Okay I will take my meds now.
Oobib can't hurt us.
Oh "your" pets, I thought Biboo said "chia" pets
Doesn't she have like the second largest body count lore wise? beaten only by that oni girl whose name I'm blanking on.
...rock rock
"We need to take your rock prince" I see you made the Animaniacs mistake...
Yakko: "Good Night Everybody!"
Risa pls put the typo at the first part in the description the "2:35" so people can see it, lmao you put it again at the last part of descrip. 😂 people will not see it again DANG IT!!!
I remembered their "sasuga" becomes sausage, auto correct be like 😂
I think you meant "rock prints" not "rock prince" at 2:35. Unless Biboo has a secret husbando.
Where can find this lore to read?
no evidence
sus. biboo is sus.
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whats the game at 3:30?
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[but Tik Tok? ugh]
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That user is epik. I subbed
Demn user tho~
*I KNEEL~!*
GSH!
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