Kill Bill feat. Stavros Halkias | Chapo Trap House | Episode 588 FULL

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @mishima70
    @mishima70 2 года назад +32

    "The fish are there to eat her vomit"- the most perfect job description of a NYT Columnist and her fans ever.

  • @alanfulcher460
    @alanfulcher460 2 года назад +196

    Hell yeah dude

  • @PR0MAN01
    @PR0MAN01 2 года назад +33

    I'm imagining the husband in that NYT article was just really enjoying his fun snorkeling trip with his family. Only for him to find out 2 years later his wife hated him and the trip. God that has to suck

  • @indyrevoly3060
    @indyrevoly3060 2 года назад +43

    13:22 "Something awesome is gonna leak in like, a couple months, I can feel it in my bones." - Stavros Halkias, modern Nostradamus

  • @tommyhowsthepeeping
    @tommyhowsthepeeping 2 года назад +30

    if my wife published something like taht about me in a national newspaper i would make chris benoit look like a saint

  • @BiancaTallarico
    @BiancaTallarico 2 года назад +26

    Love the dirt bag left multiverse. This has been the best crossover.

  • @TSmith-yy3cc
    @TSmith-yy3cc 2 года назад +34

    Episode's pretty gay but we appreciate it.
    Damn Will is a great host; can honestly roll with anyone, with any tone, on any subject at any time.

    • @topleybird2443
      @topleybird2443 2 года назад +1

      Yeh he’s gotten a lot better over the years.

  • @tonydepaolis
    @tonydepaolis 2 года назад +13

    "Are you Brenda, or are you your mom?" might be the best note to send 2021 out on.

  • @THX11458
    @THX11458 2 года назад +33

    Stav needs to be a regular on Chapo.

  • @gelly123
    @gelly123 2 года назад +55

    Stavros is like the pig at the petting zoo that wandered into the wrong enclosure because he misheard that he was going to "Chapos Tapas House"

  • @marinoutdoors
    @marinoutdoors 2 года назад +16

    Hell yeah dude there's a bunch of gay guys here

  • @patrickscottwalsh
    @patrickscottwalsh 2 года назад +32

    stavros really gets to shine when he's on other podcasts

    • @radiofreered
      @radiofreered 2 года назад +3

      You mean when he’s not getting told he’s going to die of heart disease every 5 seconds by Mullen?

    • @topleybird2443
      @topleybird2443 2 года назад +5

      Same with Adam.

    • @janosmarothy5409
      @janosmarothy5409 2 года назад +8

      @@radiofreered The grease fire that burns twice as bright burns half as long

    • @joelnicholson
      @joelnicholson 2 года назад +2

      Absolutely. I think there's a decent argument that Nick is the least funny, just the loudest and pushiest...

    • @patrickscottwalsh
      @patrickscottwalsh 2 года назад +3

      @@joelnicholson nawww, he's funny as fuck - just always dominates. I think its part of the "aesthetic". but he might just be a meany

  • @SiSi-rf8hj
    @SiSi-rf8hj 2 года назад +32

    Let's go Brenda!

  • @polkadotmicrochip
    @polkadotmicrochip 2 года назад +11

    Stav's back from the cabin.

  • @Itsbobbbby
    @Itsbobbbby 2 года назад +22

    I’m gay

  • @julymagnus493
    @julymagnus493 2 года назад +16

    That guy that never made his wife come was brutal.

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 2 года назад +17

    that NYT chick's problem could've been solved if she hadn't married. everyone's problems could be solved if they don't marry

  • @ohno5559
    @ohno5559 2 года назад +21

    I like how, after he got done doing bits, Stav just started giving actually good advice to the guy with the gamer gf
    edit: actually he did it in the next one too, this chad is just taking a break from the bits to pepper in a little wisdom

    • @janosmarothy5409
      @janosmarothy5409 2 года назад +2

      implying that an elaborate Cask of Amontillado-style long game of vengeful nephew-fattening is beyond Stavros "The Mind" Halkias

  • @Sneezes_LoL
    @Sneezes_LoL 2 года назад +21

    Making the skinny woman (or her kids) fat is a great angle of attack.

  • @elaikehler6030
    @elaikehler6030 2 года назад +19

    46:48 i think Stav is 100% right we need to get in the lab watch the tape and figure out where the holes in his stroke game are

  • @cupcaketopper
    @cupcaketopper 2 года назад +16

    Stav's laugh never fails

  • @jgyuri
    @jgyuri 2 года назад +26

    Eating Gyros while listening to Stavvie

  • @ChewyThomson
    @ChewyThomson 2 года назад +10

    41:12 is the moment we were all waiting for.

  • @deanthemachine8879
    @deanthemachine8879 2 года назад +21

    Making WWBD (What Would Brenda Do) bracelets

  • @ribeserythrocarpum918
    @ribeserythrocarpum918 2 года назад +14

    HELL yeah dude

  • @cartercartercartercar
    @cartercartercartercar 2 года назад +18

    great eppy. but whatever it takes-either to get him out of his apartment, or a smokescreen deployed against the haters/tattletales-the streets need a nick solo appearance

    • @juzifal-bidan3621
      @juzifal-bidan3621 2 года назад +1

      They did a premium with him about eyes wide shut

    • @anthonysanfilipo9833
      @anthonysanfilipo9833 2 года назад +4

      Like 3 years ago. The boys all love Nick and I'm sure they'd have him on but I'm pretty sure he's just fully done going on anyone else's shows.

  • @gangofgreenhorns2672
    @gangofgreenhorns2672 2 года назад +10

    Just realized the cat in the window is nearly identical to mine lol. Only took a hundred of these.

  • @makimasbrat5508
    @makimasbrat5508 2 года назад +26

    Stav is the best sex positive guy ever

  • @numskul
    @numskul 2 года назад +14

    Hell yeah, dude

  • @dominicjamescunneen1740
    @dominicjamescunneen1740 2 года назад +12

    the prince of pleasure is back

  • @garrgravarr
    @garrgravarr 2 года назад +10

    Lots of love and respect for Stav here in Oz.

  • @matttedisch
    @matttedisch 2 года назад +23

    LETS GO BRENDA!

  • @diegowushu
    @diegowushu 2 года назад +12

    Damn son, that Cristina Cawthorn is fine as hell.

  • @wittenfriedland
    @wittenfriedland 2 года назад +14

    CHAPO CHECK EVERYONE

  • @maxwellkazemba2299
    @maxwellkazemba2299 2 года назад +6

    Hyped for the youtube special, luv u stavvy

  • @nicoles3166
    @nicoles3166 2 года назад +6

    omg the gamer girl bit was too good

  • @thomasgiles2876
    @thomasgiles2876 2 года назад +6

    Brenndaa's death is even more tragic than you think. She just achieved her dream of buying a $500 demolition derby car the day after getting Invisalign and it exploded. All they could find of her were her teeth. You're in a better place now, Brenduh!

  • @garygrinkevich6971
    @garygrinkevich6971 2 года назад +6

    shadow banned for being "too sexual". the power.

  • @mugiwaraboshi37
    @mugiwaraboshi37 3 месяца назад +1

    The Kill Bill article is literally my parents marriage, including trip to Australia 😭

  • @rockingrollin425
    @rockingrollin425 2 года назад +9

    Def one of the best episodes.

  • @throwbackblackcat
    @throwbackblackcat 2 года назад +16

    Feat. Hell Yeah Dude

  • @bitteralmonds666
    @bitteralmonds666 2 года назад +10

    Christina crawth0n looks like a “madison cawthorn” 🧐🤔

  • @hectorvilleda151
    @hectorvilleda151 2 года назад +15

    Hell yeah dude. Gay jokes coming in hot.

  • @dannypresson
    @dannypresson 2 года назад +10

    Let’s all try to be a Brenda

  • @jacoenglander9608
    @jacoenglander9608 Год назад +4

    Stavros shud be on the next Ugly God album, and they could make a song called Ugly Twins 🤣😭😂

  • @adamp3223
    @adamp3223 2 года назад +4

    Is there such a thing as a divorce where your spouse has to also legally change their name, first and last?

  • @Xxonfire1212xX
    @Xxonfire1212xX 2 года назад +11

    Wish we had Felix and Stav together 😖

    • @juzifal-bidan3621
      @juzifal-bidan3621 2 года назад +9

      @D D Felix has been on like 3 episodes of cum town lol

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 2 года назад +3

      @D D ???

    • @bitteralmonds666
      @bitteralmonds666 2 года назад +4

      Nah. Felix and Matt are the perfect blend. Stav works better as the occasional treat 😎👍🏽

  • @bb-zr2tv
    @bb-zr2tv 2 года назад +16

    Haven’t listened yet but this is probably funnier than any cum town episode that has come out this year (other than the one where Adam shat his pants)

  • @kevinaumiller9781
    @kevinaumiller9781 2 года назад +4

    A cupcake and a candy bar

  • @lilfilth5622
    @lilfilth5622 2 года назад +13

    Joke at 16:15 is fucking absurd

  • @Joel_Roberts
    @Joel_Roberts 8 месяцев назад +1

    He was serving hits by Mystical right before the crash

  • @henrycurtis3652
    @henrycurtis3652 2 года назад +5

    What's the piano music around the hour mark (during the Australia segment?)

    • @bunyipz2040
      @bunyipz2040 2 года назад

      It used to be used in old movies to conceptualise insanity

  • @malikshabazz2065
    @malikshabazz2065 2 года назад +5

    Stavy and the boys rules as always

  • @joshuamarx8209
    @joshuamarx8209 2 года назад +8

    Tzatziki sauce all over me..

  • @Bpinator
    @Bpinator 2 года назад +13

    Stav is so fucking funny but I wish Felix was on this ep

    • @seanvalentine4198
      @seanvalentine4198 2 года назад +2

      Felix is too mean spirited. I love gibbons too but that doesn’t cover it up.

    • @Trashcom1917
      @Trashcom1917 2 года назад +2

      Felix and stav are the ultimate large sons of the podcasting world

    • @whentheleveebreaks4732
      @whentheleveebreaks4732 2 года назад +3

      Wtf kind of name is Felix anyway? Sounds like a cat.

  • @sparkpenguin
    @sparkpenguin 2 года назад +4

    stav for christmas, excellent aural game

  • @evanthomass
    @evanthomass 2 года назад +3

    Stavvvvy baby!

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 2 года назад +8

    I do not like an ep without Felix, that's not right Stav talking like that.

  • @liamdaly3825
    @liamdaly3825 2 года назад +5

    53:30-54:00 fucking kills me

  • @goaskinza
    @goaskinza 2 года назад +6

    respect

  • @footballpharaoh5469
    @footballpharaoh5469 2 года назад +5

    1:45
    Don't flatter him. His name sounds like the most American right wing name ever. Like a fascist character in a dystopian comic book.

  • @xyaeiounn
    @xyaeiounn 2 года назад +24

    44:30 the assertion that people remember good sex partners over good people is such an adolescent take. Both are cherished, for different reasons. It's the overlap where home and work lives bump up against your sex life that make stories. Sex on it's own is a bodily function, nicer than a back rub, but only more interesting than going to the toilet because it has social consequences.

    • @matthewleahy6565
      @matthewleahy6565 2 года назад +34

      I think the fact that you're right is why its funny.

    • @xyaeiounn
      @xyaeiounn 2 года назад +2

      @@matthewleahy6565 Fair.

    • @DownUFO
      @DownUFO 2 года назад +30

      It’s different when you’ve had a Brenda

    • @xyaeiounn
      @xyaeiounn 2 года назад

      @@DownUFO There's a few in my past.

  • @zoogboog106
    @zoogboog106 2 года назад +6

    That rocks

  • @harder2058
    @harder2058 2 года назад +2

    Help me out… what’s the track at 17:00? Can’t place it.

    • @theoryofeverything44
      @theoryofeverything44 2 года назад +1

      The Beatles - Dear Prudence

    • @raforther
      @raforther 2 года назад +3

      @@theoryofeverything44 more specifically, the Siouxie Sioux and the Banshees cover.

  • @nothankyou4859
    @nothankyou4859 2 года назад +10

    gay

    • @geodav5700
      @geodav5700 2 года назад +1

      Gàaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy......

  • @gOaTcrackalac88
    @gOaTcrackalac88 2 года назад +4

    Fuck yes

  • @mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable
    @mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable 2 года назад +17

    Didn’t know Stavros was a sub. I don’t get the appeal of a being a sexual submissive but then again I’m vanilla AF.

    • @joeyhowe7667
      @joeyhowe7667 2 года назад +1

      its hella easy yo

    • @mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable
      @mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable 2 года назад

      @@joeyhowe7667 sure i get that man. But idk im personally like passionate vanilla stuff is good enough for me. I don’t get bored ever in sexual situations, so there’s nothing left to be desired ever.

    • @harperna3938
      @harperna3938 2 года назад

      i mean if youre vanilla there's not much to it but honestly i feel like sub/dom should really only refer to kink. otherwise it's just, like, bottoming.

    • @mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable
      @mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable 2 года назад

      @@harperna3938 I guess I meant the sub-dom kink of being demeaned like how Stav said. I personally feel being talked down to or even overly complimented would get me out of the moment of what’s actually going on too much. Just the act of sex itself is good enough for me, otherwise added in stuff is too distracting.

    • @harperna3938
      @harperna3938 2 года назад +1

      ​@@mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable ah yeah that's fair, degradation isn't everyone's cup of tea. maybe consider trying some light bondage (D or s, whatever suits you) if you have the chance tho, it can make foreplay a lot more fun.

  • @debrasue2793
    @debrasue2793 2 года назад +2

    halkia dude

  • @frankjeaguer3643
    @frankjeaguer3643 2 года назад +7

    I'm gay for stavi boy

  • @whentheleveebreaks4732
    @whentheleveebreaks4732 2 года назад +3

    Cawthorn’s got some pretty lips.

  • @villedocvalle
    @villedocvalle 2 года назад +2

    Dope

  • @DjViceroy
    @DjViceroy 2 года назад +5

    Who is doing Discord grooming?

  • @thetankhunter100
    @thetankhunter100 2 года назад

    Song at 17:00.

    • @sjj111
      @sjj111 2 года назад +2

      Dear Prudence cover by Suxxy Sux and the Banshees

    • @thetankhunter100
      @thetankhunter100 2 года назад +1

      @@sjj111 thanks

  • @thekavestation
    @thekavestation 2 года назад

    Clitch

  • @futon2345
    @futon2345 2 года назад +15

    This guest is too vulgar

    • @sevensurack1809
      @sevensurack1809 2 года назад +34

      Counterpoint: shut up

    • @5508Vanderdekken
      @5508Vanderdekken 2 года назад +13

      Shit hope you have vision insurance that covers cracked monocles

  • @daysjours
    @daysjours 2 года назад +1

    Disgusting beginning to this episode. Totally gross.

  • @FunnyBecauseItsTrue
    @FunnyBecauseItsTrue 2 года назад +9

    ...I can't remember the last time I went from elated (NO Felix this episode!) to disappointed (Stavos Halkais is on) so rapidly...dipshit has nothing interesting to say, just junior high level humor, yet has to be the loudest guy in the room...at least Felix is sometimes clever...

  • @malikshabazz2065
    @malikshabazz2065 2 года назад +15

    hell yeah dude

  • @lexushing1873
    @lexushing1873 2 года назад +13

    Hell yeah dude