Dari awal duk usha apa bendalah dia duk hisap tu, nak kata vape cam nipis je.. Sekali dia kata tamdraiv 😂😂😂. Well done DL. All ur vids full of points. Sharp right to the target. Well done!
The best lah ...share dulu,gua tak start kalau tak sampai 10k..share dulu.That is so hilarious because he reminds me of some guy who do live.sebijik sama. Your content is superb and smart.clever guy.
Actually this video is parody to what? Sorry saya outdated pasal ni... But the way DL cakap dalam video ni looks like someone punya style but I can recall who is it... Do you know this video is satire about who and what?
Everyday looking at YT for whats new from Abang Long Distance ni.. a few times issues brought up in the jokes not known to me but its funny. Very informative and hillarious. Thank you and Kippid-ap!
@@JT-de9wx He said he will start live(discuss about Selangor issue) after 10k or something viewer. Instead of 10k viewer only with 16 viewer he start already. That the joke. If u don't get it u can email to longdistan@somting.wong
@@JT-de9wx yeah, some kind of hind joke that he said he want everyone to share his "live" to many selangor ppl, want 10k ppl only he start his sharing. but he only get 16 viewer and he start his sharing
Tak tau nak komen apa....tapi nak type jugak something. Lu memang the best la Douglas...slang gangster spot on, gaya, perangai tak nak mengalah, macam bagus je....semua cukup beb! Yg penting, message sampai. 👍
Omaaaigaaaaddddd...this is toooooo hahahahahahahaha...cracked me up...'hantar love hantar love' that line got me guffawing on the floor...You are indeed a National Treasure. God bless you Abang Long Distan 👍👍👍
fuh, ini DLA - Douglas Lim Abang? Disten Long Abang? taiko cina cakap mlayu gengster habis. win liao liao! DL memang best lah! gua kasi sapot habe habe!
Love it so much - love your upside down glasses, love your thumb drive and everything about this video! love love love 🧡🧡🧡 Already start laughing at the beginning!
Gangster keeping it real....up-side down glasses, smokeless vape-drive, a kepping real slang and a matching attitude....cool bro cool. Anyway share dulu share dulu for real news sharing !
Douglas, this one very funny la brother. These satires r yr game bro n you're on top of yr game. Pls do one abt the creative industry and its infighting.
Good one... bro.kkm sedang tungkus lumus cari jalan tuk redekan covid..tapikan, masalah ngan penyakit COBIS.....itu kamus belum cari lagi bro......😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dulu 10 tahun lepas , aku ada isap shisha kat Alibaba Ampang, tengok Douglas sorang2 aku saja gi tegur, dia tengah main game apa aku tk ingat . Dia ni tak sombong lansunggg. Lepak duduk sembang dengan dia dekat setengah jam gak. Padahal time tu aku budak jeee. Respect !
@@zainulhakim9583 🍌 kulit warna kuning tapi isi warna putih - is not a Nice word to describe Chinese yg tak tau mandarin/ mother tongue only speak English … I support Douglas Lim and think he is good 👍🏻
Banana Chinese " adalah gelaran yang diberikan kepada orang Cina yang tak reti cakap bahasa Cina. Mereka lebih fasih dalam bahasa melayu atau bahasa Inggeris.
Tahniah Mr Douglas Lim. Gaya bahasa terbaik, penghayatan watak terbaik, isu terbaik, kelakar terbaik.
Pelakon trbaik sepanjang PKP.ini kalau masuk MRL dh tentu JUARA..
Setuju 100% 👍
@@bahrinabdulrahman9543 Setuju😂
Hahahaa.. Bertanding kerek, sampai orang ketok pon boleh jadi 0.k.u
Haha 😂 agree with Dr
dia punya slang gangster melayu, lagi melayu daripada melayu.. hahahahaha
Si Kepris pulak melayu jati dok acah² pelat Melayu.
@@annydobon8106 😂
@@annydobon8106 Caprice tu dia membesar bukan kat Malaysia. Tapi atleast dia pandai jugak cakap melayu
bila melayu plak jadi gengster, slang cina dia lagi cina dari orang cina hahahaha
@@dsigner 😂😂
You are the best!
For the first time, we are having a Malaysian comedian that is in par with international fame comedians. Keep up the good work!
the moment you realize that is not a vape. its a thumbdrive.
Hahahah exactly!!!!
And I thought is was a lighter.....
😂
Hisap data hahahaha
And that ( ) comment, "dia isap thumb drive Wei!"
Hahahaha
Orang biasa hisap dadah guna rokok. Legend hisap data guna pendrive. Terbaik!!!!
kene beli pendrive la macam ni ... macam shiok aje hisap data tu hahaha environment friendly lagi...
Hahaha
Abg long disten syg badan X Kasi binasa. No smoking no vape.
🤣🤣
as a non-malaysian, this is how i keep up with malaysian news and politics now 😂
Where r you from
Bangla
@@abdulmukmin274 sg lol honestly I do this even for local news. Singapore equivalent of a satire channel would be the Mockingbird News Channel
Zimbabwe kut..
Y the negative reply 😐
hands-down king of current Malaysian issues parody. Sharp, biting and yet hilarious to the T.
Ni pasal lomg tiger ke bro.. Xde main fb skrg x tahu apa2. Ahahaha
Real gangster tak hisap vape, kami hisap pendrive.
- Long Disten -
hisap daataa tu
haha... laugh die me
really kelakar
Dari awal duk usha apa bendalah dia duk hisap tu, nak kata vape cam nipis je.. Sekali dia kata tamdraiv 😂😂😂. Well done DL. All ur vids full of points. Sharp right to the target. Well done!
Best arhh abg long distance, hisap data....
Syg badan X Kasi binasa..
Your accent and slangs used are spot on! 🤣🤣🤣
Brader Douglas lim ibarat permata dalam varian pandemic c19😂😂😂...his talent is unmatched
'bodoh tu simpan sikit'..🤣🤣🤣 ini memang win
Memang perfect.... Bahasa, suara, isu, action... Complete set
Hahahahaha, this is too good!!! Long Disten!!! Virus Kobis!!!
ray are u Malaysian? i see u eveywhere laa
@@blvckravvn Dia malaysian la weh
King Of RUclips comments is coming
your comment is more amount than your youtube video view.
Dia pelakon...era 90s byk berlakon..sitcom pun ada..
The best lah ...share dulu,gua tak start kalau tak sampai 10k..share dulu.That is so hilarious because he reminds me of some guy who do live.sebijik sama.
Your content is superb and smart.clever guy.
Hahahahahahaha gua suka ngan abg Long yg sorang nie... epik siak lu nganjing. This is comic genius Douglas Lim
Amazing..you're a blessing to us Cikgu Douglas..Respect Abang Long Disten
This is true satire! Disguised bashing - love it. Please continue with more Mr DL!
Actually this video is parody to what? Sorry saya outdated pasal ni... But the way DL cakap dalam video ni looks like someone punya style but I can recall who is it... Do you know this video is satire about who and what?
Douglas Lim is the master of Double Meaning!
Terus menerus bagi sokongan padu Semoga sukses terus dipermudahkan segala nya terbaik Terima kasih
Those upside down glasses look so right on your face bro... it actually works!!
Laa.. Baru sy perasan
Hahahah, we want more of abang long disten!! Terbaek!
Patutlah benggang abg long disten , sbb MCO kena Sekat 10km. X jauh boleh pergi..
Everyday looking at YT for whats new from Abang Long Distance ni.. a few times issues brought up in the jokes not known to me but its funny. Very informative and hillarious. Thank you and Kippid-ap!
lu memang gentle lah douglas..voice of the people! tabik spring ahh..
This guy is a class act. He is national treasure
Ok. Dah ada 16 org. Jom... Live..
Haa..haa..
Tapi.. padu. 10k view dah skrg.. 👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂
Ala-ala 🚬hisab ♎gandaan kobis
aku start gelak kat situ...😅
Pecah perut weyh tgk..hahahaha.. superb 👏👏👏
Very creative... Long Spider... Long Distance... Long Disten. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wear spek upside down ah... 😂😂😂
_"ok dah ada 16 orang, jom"_ HAHAHA im ded !
Hahaha 🤣
hahahahahaha, ikr! baru je cakap share kasi semua, nak balun seluruh selangor, x sampai 10k gua start start! rofl
@@SlaJaZzCreed I don't get the joke here. Care to share?
@@JT-de9wx He said he will start live(discuss about Selangor issue) after 10k or something viewer. Instead of 10k viewer only with 16 viewer he start already. That the joke. If u don't get it u can email to longdistan@somting.wong
@@JT-de9wx yeah, some kind of hind joke that he said he want everyone to share his "live" to many selangor ppl, want 10k ppl only he start his sharing. but he only get 16 viewer and he start his sharing
Always make smile & laugh out loud . TQ DL
Tak tau nak komen apa....tapi nak type jugak something.
Lu memang the best la Douglas...slang gangster spot on, gaya, perangai tak nak mengalah, macam bagus je....semua cukup beb!
Yg penting, message sampai. 👍
🤣🤣🤣best comment
Well said Douglas your content simply the best.
I cant believe I only discovered you not 2 weeks ago. Love you bro!! LOVE you!!
Not 2 weeks ago then when?
Saya tak ingat tarikh, tapi first video yang membuat saya teruja dengan DL ni masa video LOOK AT MEE!! See my label see my label see my label. 😂😂
Comell kaca mata terbalik...Abang Long Gangster. Hehehehehe...kaca mata jenama apa ni terbalik camtu🤣🤣🤣
Terbaik. Ramai "mat2 live" yg rasa ter"sepak" kat muka. Geng2 yg tunggu viewers ramai baru nak live.
Kalau boleh bagi love betul betul dah bagi dah.. 😂😂 mantap MR DOUGLAS.. 🔥
this too good. attacks from all level. fact/comedt attack rate per second is mind bowing.and his impressions are equally bombastic.
for the past 1 week+, I watch this more than 20 times! LOL!
spek tu mmg otai siak.. nak love lapan bijik.. love.love.love.love.love.love.love.love
Long Spider...Long Disten..next.. Long Khang OTW
Ni kecik punya gangster lagi Baru hisap pendrive, lagi Besar gangster hisap externel hardisk Baru byk data boleh hisap
Omaaaigaaaaddddd...this is toooooo hahahahahahahaha...cracked me up...'hantar love hantar love' that line got me guffawing on the floor...You are indeed a National Treasure. God bless you Abang Long Distan 👍👍👍
Gosh, the loghat so on point. Love the creativity though... make me laugh. Teman kondisioner... terms & conditions haha
Apasal tak pernah fikir Long Disten,Cool dowh,
Ayat paling lawak " macam gampang " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 abg Douglas ni memang boleh buat lawak sebenarnya. Bukan lawak buat - buat.
fuh, ini DLA - Douglas Lim Abang? Disten Long Abang? taiko cina cakap mlayu gengster habis. win liao liao! DL memang best lah! gua kasi sapot habe habe!
komunikasi cam gampang.hahahahaha.keep going mr.D Lim.gila punye lawak😂
adoiii haii... 😆😆😆 sakit perut aku gelak.. win deep
Oh God... thanx Douglas. You've made my day..
Bro vape kau tak ada asap. Senang mai caru aku. Aku bagi ada asap balik.
This one has completely stumped me. What am I missing? Feels like I've been under a tempurung somewhere..
Haha hantar love hantar love 😆😆 wui slang Douglas mcm ni mcm abam macho la dengar baru anak jantan dowh 😜
Love it so much - love your upside down glasses, love your thumb drive and everything about this video! love love love 🧡🧡🧡 Already start laughing at the beginning!
Love your thumb drive??
@@elbowstancenow1519 Lol sounds wrong but I meant using thumb drive as vape! :P
i repeat watch and watch this video, so fuuny and entertaining. thank you Douglas
Great vid and content as always, hopefully the satire and ‘messages’ can be delivered successfully to the intended parties 😆
Thanks Douglas Lim. This is epic. KS sila bagi title Dato' utk Douglas Lim.
wah, this fella BM memang impeccable! Salute!
Cakap Melayu dia sangat-sangat improve (cakap pasar)...berbeza dari mula-mula dia muncul kat TV....sangat kelakar...sangat Hebat
The moment you realize his sunnies worn upside down.
Patut lah data cepat habis. Kena hisapppp. 🤣
Great job DL.... Very very good.
You are one talented dude. Keepidap Douglas!
Gangster keeping it real....up-side down glasses, smokeless vape-drive, a kepping real slang and a matching attitude....cool bro cool. Anyway share dulu share dulu for real news sharing !
Test drive keta tu... Win giler😂😂😂😂
Douglas, this one very funny la brother. These satires r yr game bro n you're on top of yr game. Pls do one abt the creative industry and its infighting.
This guy is legend!
1980: JAUHI DADAH . 2021: JAUHI DATA
Best to keep up to date is to keep watching your video.. others all merepek je la ..
haha your bahasa memang power
Best lah dgr celoteh abang long Disten. Kelakar habis.
Peeerggghhhh... Beh punyer ceka! Respek lah beb!👍👍👍💪💪💪
Good one... bro.kkm sedang tungkus lumus cari jalan tuk redekan covid..tapikan, masalah ngan penyakit COBIS.....itu kamus belum cari lagi bro......😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haha well said DL! Love u bro
Best ...! 😂😂🤭tq Doug 👍
Legend says, he still hisap data up until today
Haaaa siyoutt ar lengchaiii.. Paduuu pengyuuuu... 10starrr
Bro mmg gangster arr selamba sound..kipidap..likelike
Alas! I've found a true blue Malaysian comedian that could tickle me for such a long time.
Slang Bahasa Melayu Douglas superb. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Rempitttt terokk
Kannn😂
Kannn😂
Hahaha terbaik bro...douglas punya lawak deep..punchline sampai oooo..hahahha
Douglas lim is so Malaysian. Great!
🤣🤣🤣🤣memang senpoi abg long disten
Really funny bro, after watching a few of your videos, today gue sub officaily sama lu punya chanel...hahahaha terikut slang pulak.....kipidap bro....
Test drive kete, hahahaha, I almost forgotten that case in Penang, hahaha
I love you ah, Bro!!!🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🙌🏼
😀👍during this bad times...There are people like him to makes us laugh ..Douglas my vote is for you...
Hahaha menjadi la bro impression melayu gangster lu 🤣🤣
Hahahahaha belum tengok gua dah bagi like siap2🤣🤣 #abanglongdisten
Bapak ahhh lawak gilerrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dulu 10 tahun lepas , aku ada isap shisha kat Alibaba Ampang, tengok Douglas sorang2 aku saja gi tegur, dia tengah main game apa aku tk ingat . Dia ni tak sombong lansunggg. Lepak duduk sembang dengan dia dekat setengah jam gak. Padahal time tu aku budak jeee. Respect !
He is just laying out what kerajaan selangor had done to fight covid....clever....
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Hahahaha... Sekali tengok cam Shopee live je. Long Disten
Dia punya slang tk bunyi langsung mcm cina lain cakap. Mcm melayu pure. Mantoppp
Dia banana,tak tau mandarin
@@calvinyt8429 banana?
@@zainulhakim9583 🍌 kulit warna kuning tapi isi warna putih - is not a Nice word to describe Chinese yg tak tau mandarin/ mother tongue only speak English …
I support Douglas Lim and think he is good 👍🏻
In his previous video,he described himself as banana
Banana Chinese " adalah gelaran yang diberikan kepada orang Cina yang tak reti cakap bahasa Cina. Mereka lebih fasih dalam bahasa melayu atau bahasa Inggeris.
Gaya cakap mcm kenal je, anyway memang best lah 👍😂
Kasi Love 2 biji.
Bahasa terbaik bro.. Bagi aku cita2 utk cakap mcm Chan Ho Nam suatu hari nanti.. Jika Douglas Bole.. Aku mesti bole!!
Aku tak tau nak cakap apa....aku penat gelak siakkkkkkkkk
Douglas Lim ni kreatif betul . Joke yg dia buat bkan kosong tpi penuh isi
Adoi, Dogeles. Pecah perut orang kau kerjakan 😅😅😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣aduhh..berdekah2 aku ketawa