A Lot of Vasectomy Chat (MBMBAM 418)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @blake..-
    @blake..- 4 года назад +249

    The doctor who did all the dad’s vasectomies in my hometown was named Richard Chop. Richard...

    • @JackBarlowStudios
      @JackBarlowStudios 4 года назад +24

      I knew a guy who’s dad was a urologist named Dr. Wang.

    • @Sage_the_Turt
      @Sage_the_Turt 2 года назад +1

      @@JackBarlowStudios if you could just not with the racism that'd be fucking great

    • @dottyContrarian
      @dottyContrarian 2 года назад +9

      that is called an aptronym! when someone's name is related to an attribute of theirs. another example is usain bolt. :D

    • @theWeaverofTales
      @theWeaverofTales 2 года назад +4

      The question is was it coincidental or did he specifically go into the profession for the goof

    • @octoGeneric
      @octoGeneric 6 месяцев назад

      he should be in gender-affirming surgical care

  • @vinianein9767
    @vinianein9767 5 лет назад +431

    Nobody:
    Justine McElroy: Let me tell you about my vasectomy!!!

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 5 лет назад +7

      Vinia Nein Justine?

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 4 года назад +6

      @@GippyHappy Justin’s alternate universe female counterpart

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 4 года назад +1

      @@fyrefrost1898 getting a vasectomy?!?!

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 4 года назад +6

      @@GippyHappy female Justin is trans

    • @notveryniceatall
      @notveryniceatall 5 месяцев назад

      Unfunny

  • @Jonbutter
    @Jonbutter 3 года назад +105

    Justin stammering then going “GOTTA get a vasectomy” lives in my brain rent free

  • @sicksalt7765
    @sicksalt7765 5 лет назад +278

    “Wait-are you Taako??” Yeah, you know, from TV?

  • @alternativeplane
    @alternativeplane Год назад +16

    As someone who said yes to the, "how about tomorrow" question when rescheduling a surgery, I can say with absolute confidence that a day is not enough time to prepare for that kind of thing.

  • @djs2085
    @djs2085 3 года назад +77

    Justin, I hate to say. But the jockstrap period is literally your best work.

  • @thrownstair
    @thrownstair 5 лет назад +248

    I really hope that Griffin truly didn't know about this beforehand and all his reactions are 100% real.

    • @calebduarte5255
      @calebduarte5255 4 года назад +23

      It doesn’t seem fake (although I do have my doubts over the Olive Garden breadstick incident); I just can’t imagine Justin would randomly tell his brothers “Yo, I’m gettin a vasectomy Thursday!”...y’know, until the day they’re recording that week’s MBMBaM.

    • @erinhayes9742
      @erinhayes9742 4 года назад +22

      I've seen a lot of comments like this recently and idk why. Y'all know you can enjoy things and not pick every piece of entertainment apart to try and find things that are wrong with it, right? It's improv comedy.

    • @asmrtpop2676
      @asmrtpop2676 4 года назад +7

      @@erinhayes9742 people can also enjoy noticing the man behind the curtain :)

    • @erinhayes9742
      @erinhayes9742 4 года назад +11

      @@asmrtpop2676 "enjoying" the man behind the curtain isn't the same as claiming ingenuity en masse because you get off on being cynical about every piece of entertainment. Just call yourself a hipster instead of going ":/ fake" and then claiming you're admiring comedy writers

    • @nunyabidnis7111
      @nunyabidnis7111 4 года назад +7

      @@erinhayes9742 It's possible to take things at face value and enjoy them for what they are. It's also possible to enjoy things while at the same time viewing them through a critical lens. We all find enjoyment in our own ways, and they are all equally valid. :)
      Unless it's eating a banana without peeling it first.

  • @dw4124
    @dw4124 4 года назад +55

    This is such a good bit. Everyone is so funny, Travis has some absolute bangers while clearly delighting in Justin's discomfort. "So just a six pack of Gatorade or whatever?"

  • @smnoy23
    @smnoy23 4 года назад +104

    Thinking about Justin and Sydney holding their brand new baby daughter, Charlie’s little sister, and Sydney going “alright that’s enough of that, Juice”

  • @Beastintheomlet
    @Beastintheomlet 4 года назад +74

    “Did you have shoes on and your keys in the other hand?!”
    This made me laugh so hard my baby woke up.

  • @UsotheMarshmallow
    @UsotheMarshmallow 5 лет назад +133

    listening to this episode not knowing what was coming was an Experience

  • @nora_adora
    @nora_adora 4 года назад +54

    sorry about your little jumble Justin

  • @wizardorbofpower
    @wizardorbofpower 5 лет назад +243

    I gotta get me that vasectomy!!!

    • @Saramusvasque2838
      @Saramusvasque2838 5 лет назад +15

      Griffin's laugh at that is soooooo good.

    • @warren_waters
      @warren_waters 5 лет назад +9

      I crack up at that every time. Just the biggest fuckin mood.

  • @CleverCrumbish
    @CleverCrumbish 5 лет назад +199

    1:14 Travis buddy, there's really only one thing that can meaningfully be Last Hurrahed before a Vasectomy and Not Wanting To Do That is generally the reason for getting the procedure in the first place.

    • @kiba000
      @kiba000 4 года назад +20

      I'm pretty sure that's the joke he was making.

    • @sugmanots
      @sugmanots 9 месяцев назад +2

      going to Disneyland

  • @shawnaeatscats
    @shawnaeatscats 3 года назад +26

    I love this bit so much. Not only is it hilarious, but as a woman I found it educational as well!

    • @Sage_the_Turt
      @Sage_the_Turt 2 года назад +1

      you realize women have penises too, right? don't erase trans people.

  • @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH
    @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH 5 лет назад +178

    I have to wait 1.5 hours EVERY time I go to the gyno so I feel that pain

    • @meggal5353
      @meggal5353 5 лет назад +23

      What are they doin, makin the speculum!?

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 3 года назад +7

      @@meggal5353 They want to make sure no one beats the current speedrun record for a gyno visit!

  • @TaakosGoodOutHere
    @TaakosGoodOutHere 5 лет назад +109

    "Here ya go still steamin'! " GAG ME WITH A SPOON!

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 3 года назад

      I feel like there is room for whether or not you wanted a particular substance on that spoon or not

  • @ragnar3434
    @ragnar3434 5 лет назад +109

    "Cup of Juice," good lord

  • @Paul-xm4wi
    @Paul-xm4wi 4 года назад +24

    This is my favourite MBMBAM bit of all time I listen to it at least once a week

  • @blockpartyrobotleague
    @blockpartyrobotleague 5 лет назад +81

    9:32 The 'gift shop'? Who is buying gifts for their loved ones at the vasectomy surgery?

  • @SeymourDisapproves
    @SeymourDisapproves 5 лет назад +29

    Holy shit the phrase "funky butt lovin'" has been rattling around in my brain for years and now I realize what it's from

  • @Melissa-tw2gp
    @Melissa-tw2gp 5 месяцев назад +3

    "Can you tolerate that." Just fucking CBTing at random and saying that, I'm losing it.

  • @rain.enthusiast
    @rain.enthusiast 5 лет назад +15

    i never thought i'd ever sit and listen to a man talk about his vasectomy process for 15 minutes, but here we fuckin are

  • @hugenerd242
    @hugenerd242 5 лет назад +86

    Griffins giggle at 12:46 👌🏻

  • @user-hb7rd9wu2n
    @user-hb7rd9wu2n 5 лет назад +241

    How hard is it to say “I’m a podcaster” Justin?

    • @user-sg6ww7ts6n
      @user-sg6ww7ts6n 4 года назад +18

      that word means nothing to old people

    • @user-hb7rd9wu2n
      @user-hb7rd9wu2n 4 года назад +12

      naudia “radio announcer but with no music breaks on the internet”

  • @wendyschwartz7455
    @wendyschwartz7455 2 года назад +5

    Listened to this after dropping my dad off for his second vasectomy, lasted 17 years before my little sister was accidentally conceived

  • @hellsarbiter101
    @hellsarbiter101 Год назад +2

    "i didnt monitor my tone at all so it just came out like - No!!" i laugh every time lol

  • @SeymourDisapproves
    @SeymourDisapproves 5 лет назад +20

    You know sometimes I forget that Justin had a vasectomy and then the full force of it just hits me like a truck every time

  • @dualitysDownfall
    @dualitysDownfall 5 лет назад +14

    Ah yes, the primary topic right around when I started listening to mbmbam
    Good times

    • @TurboNemesis
      @TurboNemesis 4 года назад +7

      Yea the Vasectomy Arc was pretty good but I think mbmbam was at its peak in the post-tournament arc

  • @hmmurdockofids
    @hmmurdockofids 5 лет назад +7

    This segment made me laugh out loud even though I was stressed out and trying to catch as much sleep as possible before work.

  • @user-ev5gj8xe2b
    @user-ev5gj8xe2b 5 лет назад +28

    "if you're a person with a penis" is such a small gesture but it carries so much meaning for me

  • @AdraTheGhost
    @AdraTheGhost 5 лет назад +90

    20 EVACUATIONS

    • @jubisisters
      @jubisisters 5 лет назад +19

      A six pack of Gatorade, or...?

  • @faith-4059
    @faith-4059 4 месяца назад +1

    "No baby driver" didn't get the credit it deserved

  • @arcaii1117
    @arcaii1117 Год назад +4

    travis is killin it in this clip

  • @CheetahsArePrettyCool
    @CheetahsArePrettyCool 5 лет назад +15

    Justin's talked about having tinnitus before so now I'm wondering if tinnitus would mess with a hearing test

    • @robertsanford349
      @robertsanford349 4 года назад +9

      Jessica C. It does. It barred me from going into a hearing-intensive job

  • @jellyfishneo
    @jellyfishneo 4 года назад +26

    can we just appreciate how justin says 'person with a penis' instead of 'man' or 'guy?' trans rights!!!!

  • @357Snowball
    @357Snowball 4 года назад +5

    thank you so much for uploading, this is fucking hilarious

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 5 лет назад +22

    This is even more funny considering there's a very early episode where they got a question from a guy asking if he should get a vasectomy and they all said no because he wouldn’t be a man anymore lol woops

    • @lorendaemon7945
      @lorendaemon7945 4 года назад +24

      GippyHappy Character development!

    • @camwoodstock
      @camwoodstock 4 года назад +9

      @@lorendaemon7945 And all it took was a jockstrap at Disney.

  • @Morhek
    @Morhek 5 лет назад +12

    So when people find out what a vasectomy is...do people who don't have testicles have the same visceral wince response that cis men do? I've always wondered, but the topic doesn't really come up in polite conversation.

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 5 лет назад +22

      Personally, I didn't. I didn't have that response to hearing about tubal ligation either, though, and have performed neuterings on animals without issue - it might be that I'm just not squeamish.

    • @CelestiaLily
      @CelestiaLily 5 лет назад +25

      I sympathy-wince at any groin-related injury/pain (vasectomies, period pains, kicks to the nuts, giving birth, waxing, STIs) no matter the gender, cuz all of them sound REAL BAD

    • @pbgandie
      @pbgandie 5 лет назад +21

      Not to vasectomies perse, but I have a similar visceral wince response when it comes to episiotomies.

    • @acoustikangaroo
      @acoustikangaroo 5 лет назад +10

      The only genital surgery thing I’ve ever winced at hearing about is an episiotomy

    • @brody2k
      @brody2k 4 года назад +9

      Dude here, but I thought this was worth noting.
      I never used to be bothered by it. Until I saw a vid that involved actually seeing the... removed... portions, if you will.
      Now when I think about it I do this little shuffle in my seat that my monkey brain thinks will help.

  • @blammo5226
    @blammo5226 4 года назад +5

    Got em

  • @dementedgamer8123
    @dementedgamer8123 4 года назад +3

    I couldn't do it and I would be like wtf

  • @jarroddobben
    @jarroddobben 4 года назад +2

    Damn a vasectomy seems sad, even though I don't know why it just makes me depressed for all my lil guys

  • @spehizle
    @spehizle 4 года назад +1

    Wanaknowwhat? There's such a thing as Too Much Horntalkz and a person ought to be fuckin aware of it.

  • @vidiia
    @vidiia 4 года назад +2

    idk why but this whole segment just really squicked me out. was not a fan