How Chris Distefano's Dad Became BFF's with Phil Collins | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight

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  • @joemanco1075
    @joemanco1075 Год назад +176

    He needs to make a show based on his dad. HBO should do it.

    • @mattfrye2640
      @mattfrye2640 Год назад +5

      They did a pilot. Chaz Palminteri played his dad

    • @joemanco1075
      @joemanco1075 Год назад +1

      @@mattfrye2640 no shit? Awesome thanks!

    • @BunchesEve
      @BunchesEve Год назад

      ​@mattfrye2640 where do we find this?! I literally came on YT just to find stories w Chrissy and his dad cuz they are f'ing HILARIOUS man 😅

    • @LUDWIG215.
      @LUDWIG215. Год назад

      I agree but Chris should fund it himself so he can keep all the money I think that's what his dad would suggest 😂

    • @joemanco1075
      @joemanco1075 Год назад

      @@mattfrye2640 I mean it should be like a live action F is for family where he plays his version of his dad at a younger age.

  • @patrick815
    @patrick815 Год назад +36

    Chris tells stories so well. I cry laughing every time

  • @ethanmartinez4101
    @ethanmartinez4101 Год назад +112

    Chris's dad could be the Dos Equis mascot, truly the most interesting man in the world.

    • @Disaletteritis
      @Disaletteritis Год назад +3

      "Listen Chrissy, there is no discussion it's me and that gentleman from dos equis beer..."

    • @StoneyBaloney69
      @StoneyBaloney69 Год назад

      I feel like his dad wouldn't agree to be the Dos Equis Mascot unless he could change the slogan to "Stay thirsty Maron's"😂😂

  • @MiracleChips
    @MiracleChips Год назад +24

    Literally cried laughing at Phil Collins handing him a bag of candy.

  • @jamesks16
    @jamesks16 Год назад +16

    Chris and his dad sound like they need a show. always hilarious stories

  • @bhew7409
    @bhew7409 Год назад +11

    What a Dad coming in clutch with the backrub when Chris was all stressed out.

  • @leccy9901
    @leccy9901 10 месяцев назад +4

    After watching the full pod with his dad, including watching his dad take mushrooms for the first time, i can honestly say tampa tony is exactly the legend that chris says he is. Legend.

  • @eliotoole
    @eliotoole Год назад +43

    I seriously think that Chris's father called him Bon Jovi on purpose just as a sign of disrespect Classic😂

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo Год назад +4

    the ending was so wholesome

  • @smashpassyogi
    @smashpassyogi Год назад +15

    I want to see a discussion between Joey Diaz and Chris's father.

  • @TwoWrights
    @TwoWrights Год назад +8

    Chris' dad stories give me heart palpatations. About to have an anxiety attack hearing the way he is in public.

  • @kolesteele4242
    @kolesteele4242 Год назад +14

    I’m convinced Chris dad is actually Andrew Dice Clay…..

  • @Buelr
    @Buelr Год назад +15

    It’s kinda weird how many crazy situations Chris has been in with his dad

  • @bambus_ross
    @bambus_ross Год назад +24

    Not long ago, Chris Delia was getting all the views and Distefano wasn't. The tables have turned.

  • @idess7500
    @idess7500 Год назад +5

    “Hey Bon Jovi” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bochica3562
    @bochica3562 Год назад +13

    Bless you, Chris. Your life will never be much better than bearable, but it's ridiculously funny! 😂

  • @trapiconti4001
    @trapiconti4001 Год назад +2

    All I can think of when he says Tampa Tony is city boi with it.

  • @ryanlopez3349
    @ryanlopez3349 Год назад +8

    chrissy should get really good at his impression of his dad and play as him in a comedy show

  • @drsmith4806
    @drsmith4806 Год назад +2

    Chris has had a hilarious childhood

  • @springcougar1
    @springcougar1 Год назад +4

    I fucking wheezed through this entire podcast. Chrissy is fantastic.

  • @mikecoppola8922
    @mikecoppola8922 Год назад +1

    My father's off the boat and moved to Brooklyn back in the day, these stories sound like my childhood shit is more hilarious the older I get

    • @rebekahdavis5935
      @rebekahdavis5935 Год назад

      You should tell one of your funny stories here................. seriously

  • @mdavis3262
    @mdavis3262 9 месяцев назад

    This is too HILARIOUS

  • @vincentdenapoli4839
    @vincentdenapoli4839 9 месяцев назад +1

    Is see a movie about Chris and his Dad and their adventures coming to a theater soon

  • @systemschef
    @systemschef Год назад +10

    You said this happened 3 years ago on a podcast 3 years ago lol.

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 Год назад

      Exactly, he's been telling same story since History Hyenas started

    • @marcflores6969
      @marcflores6969 Год назад +3

      We don’t listen for factual and accurate stories

    • @tobe1207
      @tobe1207 Год назад

      I worked at pizza shut for 5 yrs, 3yrs ago

  • @Alamomax
    @Alamomax Год назад

    Best story ever

  • @tommythompson3189
    @tommythompson3189 Год назад +5

    Chrissy D is one of the best guests ever!

    • @mneugent7658
      @mneugent7658 Год назад +1

      I don't think he says anything that isn't interesting or entertaining. A natural. He just doesn't miss.

    • @tommythompson3189
      @tommythompson3189 Год назад +2

      @@mneugent7658 100% I love the maybe gay Italian :)

    • @mneugent7658
      @mneugent7658 Год назад +2

      @@tommythompson3189 He's totally not gay but maybe.

    • @tommythompson3189
      @tommythompson3189 Год назад

      @@mneugent7658 Def a maybe, but to be honest, I bet he gest more P than any of us.

    • @mneugent7658
      @mneugent7658 Год назад

      @@tommythompson3189 Hell I hope not. He's married.

  • @jacksonganuelas2858
    @jacksonganuelas2858 Год назад

    Tom's jacket thingy is pretty awesome. I like the color

  • @bencostanzo2062
    @bencostanzo2062 Год назад +2

    Now that’s a bloody good dad!!

  • @EMdemo
    @EMdemo Год назад +2

    Holy fuck I laughed way too hard at his very very awkward moment lol

  • @davidtack7766
    @davidtack7766 Год назад +9

    Chris's dad dress like he's fighting in some African civil war n shit.....

  • @nextchancenow7153
    @nextchancenow7153 Год назад

    Chris has the best energy.

  • @takenbystorm
    @takenbystorm Год назад +1

    Doug Butabi: So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.
    Steve Butabi: Yeah, he was, seriously.
    Doug Butabi: And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.
    Steve Butabi: And who do you think that guy was?
    Doug Butabi: Emilio Estevez.
    Steve Butabi: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.
    Doug Butabi: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
    Steve Butabi: I was like, "Emilio."

  • @deadtome44
    @deadtome44 Год назад +1

    Lol reminds me of my pops a bit. It’s a blessing and a curse.

  • @billnyethesciencedenier1516
    @billnyethesciencedenier1516 Год назад +1

    This guy is likable

  • @MD-zm6sn
    @MD-zm6sn Год назад +1

    New Yorkers and their interest in what people are doing with their own property, man. It's something.

  • @charmicarmicat2981
    @charmicarmicat2981 Год назад +3

    Chrissy never had the makings of a varsity athlete

  • @danthegeetarman
    @danthegeetarman Год назад

    Amazing 😂😂😂

  • @briandstephmoore4910
    @briandstephmoore4910 Год назад

    Take a shot every time Chrissy says so. You'll be on the floor in no time

  • @SteelyDanimal
    @SteelyDanimal Год назад +1

    I have a Texan version of the same dad.

  • @bobinchainz
    @bobinchainz Год назад +1

    I love this dudes Dad lol

  • @ludvigeh
    @ludvigeh Год назад

    Before even having seen the clip I’m going to assume he mistook him for sting in a bagel shop.

  • @kathyheavner3585
    @kathyheavner3585 Год назад

    Hilarious.
    Who's that 😂

  • @chilmarkeatz
    @chilmarkeatz Год назад

    So funny 😂

  • @totilsom
    @totilsom Год назад

    Chris dad needs to do a show with Dave Chapelle

  • @Pinkricaan
    @Pinkricaan Год назад

    The fact that I know every Chrissy story is sad

  • @Onafeeltrip
    @Onafeeltrip Год назад

    Chrissy’s dad is badass. 😂

  • @InvestBetter.
    @InvestBetter. Год назад +1

    1:10. BTW, I lived 2 blocks from Joe's Pizza, on Carmine, for a decade. I lived on Bleecker St.
    Joe's is some of the worst pizza in New York.
    Only tourists, and people with bad taste, eat there.
    If you like burnt food, go to Joe's

  • @bungle3912
    @bungle3912 Год назад +1

    I like this guy, but as a Brit, i’m horrified he pronounced the chocolate ‘Cad-bury’. Bloody yanks.

    • @rnw2739
      @rnw2739 Год назад

      No genuine person from the UK calls themselves a 'Brit'.
      What's a Brit? You are either English, Irish, Scottish Irish Welsh. National pride and patriotism is the lifeblood of many normal people not infected with Far Left evil doctrines. I'm astonished to have to point this out to someone from the UK as the majority of people who are still sane, will stipulate which country they come from.

  • @tmoneyphresh
    @tmoneyphresh Год назад

    Epic

  • @Duzon1602
    @Duzon1602 Год назад +1

    so

  • @milesduggan
    @milesduggan Год назад

    Shouldn’t this have been filmed then? Does anyone have the proof? Doesn’t the NBA record every single game?

  • @knuckknucks9075
    @knuckknucks9075 Год назад +1

    Show me someone who can out talk Chris .

    • @matthewsilverr
      @matthewsilverr Год назад +5

      Uhhhh have you seen Bert on this show?

    • @s3m4jno5w4d
      @s3m4jno5w4d Год назад +3

      Um, you do know who's podcast this is?

  • @alexnuehring4121
    @alexnuehring4121 Месяц назад

    I wonder if Phil was there to support Phil-adelphia. I’ll see myself out.

  • @Ziguly
    @Ziguly Год назад +1

    Can I be adopted by your dad?

  • @Jezidka
    @Jezidka Год назад

    Phil Collins loves epstein island.

  • @jaydubious6271
    @jaydubious6271 Год назад

    I just stopped by to comment on RUclipss annoying suggestions/algorithms n i read the title of this and a thought popt out who TF cares of how someones dad met Phil Collins lol smh

  • @DeclanRyanRising
    @DeclanRyanRising Год назад

    HA Ha Ha, drying my tears right now. No one follows Phil Collins with any fanfare, and in NY it includes a healthy dose of humilation.

  • @takenbystorm
    @takenbystorm Год назад

    Red, white and blue Chrissy.

  • @starboy32
    @starboy32 7 месяцев назад

    WHERES THE FECKIN CLIP OF PHIL COLLINS AND THE JUMBOTRON YE LYIN LAD?

  • @albert_barese
    @albert_barese Год назад +1

    segura looks terrible

    • @GabboTheGreat
      @GabboTheGreat Год назад

      He was fat asf he’s definitely in better health

    • @rnw2739
      @rnw2739 Год назад

      Exactly what I thought when I saw his gaunt, haggard face.

  • @BluesBoy-ij2rb
    @BluesBoy-ij2rb Год назад

    Its true with those new balance sneakers, they come im many different widths , very comfortable if your foot is wide and f*cked up.!!!..................... Erik

  • @Dudeguy914
    @Dudeguy914 Год назад +1

    That’s gangster old man shiiii right there. Lmao

  • @markusloacker3528
    @markusloacker3528 Год назад

    😂

  • @JGunit
    @JGunit Год назад

    Whatever, same shit

  • @untitled6391
    @untitled6391 Год назад +1

    At this point his dad should do stand up comedy and he should stop

  • @jesssmith4801
    @jesssmith4801 Год назад

    Ugh get to the point bro Jesus, drag it out why don’t u

  • @TrishaLund
    @TrishaLund 6 месяцев назад

    Loved Phil Collins until I found out he was a frequent guest on Epstein Island!

  • @Nedula007
    @Nedula007 Год назад

    Phil Collins went to Epstein island

  • @wizzzardo
    @wizzzardo Год назад

    Would be nice if the story was real

  • @alanmarinaro4852
    @alanmarinaro4852 Год назад

    Collins on Epstein List!, not a good look Chrissy!

  • @NeonKC
    @NeonKC 11 месяцев назад +1

    Just completely made up. At least the other stories sound half way believable

  • @AsparagusVideo
    @AsparagusVideo Год назад +4

    Every time I see Chris I'm just going to click away from now on. I'm pretty tired of his fiction.

    • @difficent1501
      @difficent1501 Год назад +1

      You just have a boring sad life.. Its okay you have lived

    • @TheQuan3016
      @TheQuan3016 Год назад

      Seeing celebrities in NY is rare 😒

    • @difficent1501
      @difficent1501 Год назад

      @@TheQuan3016 I hope to god you’re not serious

    • @marcflores6969
      @marcflores6969 Год назад

      I mean, there’s proof of him at the Knicks game with Phil Collins. I’d say that’s sufficient evidence most of his stories are true. Also, who doesn’t add a little bit or take away. Not everyone is factually, accurate

    • @Jesusluvz
      @Jesusluvz Год назад

      @@difficent1501 he told this same story on a podcast a couple years ago saying it happened just 3 years before that podcast. He talks out of his ass and you’re eating it up. 🤡😂

  • @rabbit32073
    @rabbit32073 Год назад

    I agree with Pops, NYers are more greasy.

  • @samanthab1923
    @samanthab1923 Год назад +1

    It does suck to hear him tell the same stories on stage. It’s lazy.

    • @s3m4jno5w4d
      @s3m4jno5w4d Год назад +1

      You think they say different things every night when they're on tour? Grow up

  • @jdjackson7317
    @jdjackson7317 Год назад

    I want to like Santino but people who lie and don’t come clean when they are caught, I just can’t respect.

  • @Niobium23
    @Niobium23 Год назад +1

    Bert klepto recently told a story ‘my dad thought he was gay’, about a celeb. Sounded too much like Chrissy’s story from years back. Bert needs to quit ripping off his buddies. Sheesh

  • @ShinyHunterkt
    @ShinyHunterkt Год назад

    I feel the embarrassment of that lmao

  • @HitstikFit
    @HitstikFit Год назад

    Chris doesnt know that Bon Jovi is also a guy. Jon Bon Jovi, the lead singer of Bon Jovi.

  • @ryanpadilla455
    @ryanpadilla455 Год назад

    Bert is a walking talking irrational fear. Except when he is just irrational for fear of being misconceived as rational

  • @volusiasorange
    @volusiasorange Год назад +1

    PHILLYYYYY

  • @tohersfire4242
    @tohersfire4242 Год назад

    Chris needs to scale back on the adderall. Dude is wired for sound.