yes yes! it was a grand insurance scam by pariston: pariston controlled the rat and fought the legal battles while gon took the blame for the incident in exchange for 5% of the insurance payout
Hisoka would seduce an officer, kill them, steal their uniform, take the keys and get illumi out. he would also offer the phantom troupe the keys if they just let chrollo fight him-
Gon: Trespassing and Arson "You're trespassing on private property, you don't own shit in my yard!" - Silva Zoldyck "Wait wait wait, daddy chill." - Gon "What the hell is even that?" - Silva Zoldyck
Almost every character has committed crimes Gon: Trespassing ( It was Excused by Killua ) Killua: Murder, Genocide. Kurapika: GENOCIDE. MASS MASS GENOCIDE. All the the members of the Phantom troupe: you know. And yea
Genocide is killing a LARGE group of people, associated typically via race, ethnicity, country or community, while mass murder is just killing a group of people, typically at once
"Misleading labelling; because the association's milk supply does not, in fact, come from a dairy farm." Guy in a cow outfit. I can only see one possible conclusion to this, and I do not like it.
Omg that was so good! I can't stop laughing A part 2 would be amazing. I was also thiking while watching the video that this concept but discussing their REAL crimes (and if they could get away with it in the normal world) would also be really interesting
thank you!! glad you enjoyed it ahaha and yes we will likely work on a sequel 💜 real crimes would be so sad though cause i just know silva and kikyo wouldn't face anything for their decades of child abuse 😢
What crimes did Hisoka commit. Me: Better question what crimes *DIDN’T* Hisoka commit! It would be faster to figure out what crimes he has committed by counting the ones he hasn’t 🤣
Crime of this video: Having made many people WHEEEZE at how funny it is and making people's day Punishment: Sub, like, share, loads of loves and Obviously shipping Leropika and being grateful for such content.
who are you bunking with in jail? 🤩
Haahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaah
I would go with gon bc at least I won’t be bored 😟
Same
gon because endless rock paper scissor games (not his nen ability)
Killua no doubt
Killua 😳
I like the way Pariston just keeps reappearing
that is the hallmark of one who is the pinnacle of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
That man bad news, he a menace to society.
He's ecspaced prison a lot at this point
He keeps getting out AND getting back in on account of him being a politician lol
Little did we know Gon had actually orchestrated the whole island incident WITH the rat
yes yes! it was a grand insurance scam by pariston: pariston controlled the rat and fought the legal battles while gon took the blame for the incident in exchange for 5% of the insurance payout
@@SashMash I-
"Ging not paying child support"🤣😭🤚
gon sent mito more money than ging did 😩😭
@@SashMash YOU DIDNT 💀💀💀
@@SashMash Bahhaahhaahahhaa
@@SashMash💀
@@Cl0udy_days-11 Bahamas
I love how theres no murder because everyone would be accused of that
exactly, and half of them can get away with it since murder is excused with a hunter license 💀
@@SashMash by hunter standards tax fraud is worse that genocide
@@pravilodesne very true 😭😭
So true! Especially Killua and Hisoka!
XD
Hisoka would seduce an officer, kill them, steal their uniform, take the keys and get illumi out.
he would also offer the phantom troupe the keys if they just let chrollo fight him-
glad we imagined the same method that hisoka would use to escape 😭
@@SashMash make this a damn episode quick
gon's crime is being too adorable
he immediately got parole once he gave the puppy dog eyes
ehhh hello? :D
Meanwhile Killua gets his sentence extended for backtalking
@@electricstrawberry1635 HELP HE REALLY WOULD 😭😭
Gon's crime is clearly having no fashion sense at all
Being mean to gon is worst then murder 😤
Your username is so ironic lmfao
BANGER!! it's illegal to be mean to gon now!!
@@SashMash mhmmm!!!
omg ur name lmao
tHaN*****
Bro, r we gonna ignore the amount of crimes Pariston has committed- 🚶♂️
and imagine how many more he got away with 👀
FR
I figured Hisoka would be in jail for something else
don't worry, the hxh edition of "to catch a predator" has yet to air
@@SashMash LMAO to catch a predator?? 🤣
💀
@@SashMash Palm also applies to this. We can’t forget she has been on a date with Gon 💀
@@creampuffsbakery7376 fr.. At least hisoka isn't as bad as palm is. 😭Ppl always watering down my comfort character
Out of everything Chrollo could get arrested for, it's public nudity.
Out of everything
WHY IS PARISTON IN IT 4 TIMES?! 😭
(Also yes, I need a part 2)
girlboss behaviour 💅
Pfp. Swagger.
pouf💖💖💖
5 times, i count it😏
Leorio: tax fraud
Killua: mass murder
Kurapika's and gon's are on point
I love how Milluki has a Gojo body pillow lol
...Are we sure Killua's the only one who can be charged with being a homosexual?
I mean....*1999 hxh flashbacks*
I was gonna say that. They’re all baguettes with an F
@@SqualorOpera fbaguettes?
🕳🚶♀️
@@SqualorOpera nah, ik what you mean, I'm just being stupid
2:32 Silva crying I can't 😂😂😂
about time he got a taste of his own medicine
Yes, we'd love a jail break arc.
i don’t know why but i just want to say that pariston hill is practically an anagram of paris hilton🧍🏻♀️
i wonder if paris hilton knows about pariston hill 😭 or if she googles her name and gets "did you mean pariston hill?"
And they kinda look alike!!
its actually not, Pariston Hill has two L's in the name, and Paris Hilton has one L.
@@javat7981 that’s why i said practically lol, i know that he has one more L.
It’s supposed to be
"This is what incest gets us."
LMFAO I'M D O N E💀💀
genthru was doomed from the start 😩
Soooooo... we're just gunna let murder slide for everyone
06:19 😋
It's normal
Gon: Trespassing and Arson
"You're trespassing on private property, you don't own shit in my yard!" - Silva Zoldyck
"Wait wait wait, daddy chill." - Gon
"What the hell is even that?" - Silva Zoldyck
Yup that's what happened
STOP DONT EXPOSE THEM 😭
we weren't offered enough compensation for that to be an option 😩
All of them are accurate.
thank you, it's cause most were caught in 4k
We ignore that alluka killed innocent people ;-; -_- yes yes she's cute
in all fairness the one doing the killing was nanika
But she’s baby so she gets a pass in my book for what it’s worth
@Kurapika's Dead clan some people just get it
1:20 THAT ONE EPISODE IN THE RADIO SHOW THEY DID 😭😭
IS IT ON RUclips, BECUASE I NEED TO SEE THAT
@@tigerlily5180 YES, SEARCH UP “Leokuradio moody restaurant” and it should come up😋
@@theodoranwobbi59 ty!
omg I wasn't expecting that hELP-
@@tigerlily5180 welcome, you are now initiated into the cult of mozzarella leopika
Almost every character has committed crimes
Gon: Trespassing ( It was Excused by Killua )
Killua: Murder, Genocide.
Kurapika: GENOCIDE. MASS MASS GENOCIDE.
All the the members of the Phantom troupe: you know.
And yea
Genocide and Mass Murder are two completely different things
Genocide is killing a LARGE group of people, associated typically via race, ethnicity, country or community, while mass murder is just killing a group of people, typically at once
But YEAH THE TROUPE BE DOING WHAT I JUST LISTED 😅
@@DrKurapikaIsDrowning This comment was made 2 years ago. I was 13 😅
Kurapika cant walk straight when he is drunk because he's not straight : (
GOOD NIGHT LMAOO
⛓ Kurapika 🔴 is 😩 now ✨ drowning ✨ in 🌊 an 💍 indescribable 😕 emptiness 😭 happy guitar solo
May we have a part two please? 🛐
(I like how Pariston appears a bunch of times and it’s not acknowledged 💀)
WAIT SINCE WHEN IS BEING HOMOSEXUAL A CRIME THO 😳-
Killua is already as guilty as charged 💀✋
it's unfortunately only legal to be gay in june... killua was caught on may 31st 😔
He's too gay for it to be legal
I broke out of jail now I’m even gayer even though it doesn’t sound possible it is
@@Pristine-Cherry2241 probably would make sense considering it’s you
@@Pristine-Cherry2241 we all knew it
"Misleading labelling; because the association's milk supply does not, in fact, come from a dairy farm."
Guy in a cow outfit.
I can only see one possible conclusion to this, and I do not like it.
**looks into the camera like on The Office**
pariston : appears for the 254th time
sashmash : i'll pretend i didn't see that
ging : appears the second time
sashmash : *real shit?*
3:56 why am i so short
they forgot to leave out the step stool for you
@@SashMash BAHAH
2:02 omg the hats on every hair lmaoo
why this actually sound like something each of them would do-
The fact that Ponzu was in there
literally breaks my heart 😭😭😭
YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY MY NEW FAVORITE RUclips CHANNEL (also the kurapika one. . . Canon 😪)
I like how Hanzo’s was just that he was mean to Gon lmao
Insert the majority of the characters for murder tbh 😂😭-
murder is ok as long as one has a hunter license ✨
Arson 😳😳
arson 🔥👄🔥
4:08 this is a crime TwT I have lots of weapons :) and I'm a bit to young hehe
Killua being arrested for not wearing socks even though its gay pride month 😔
Plssss u saying that with ur yuri pfp
4:14 Why do I feel like he would actually do that
1:29 why did I think that leorio was gonna walk on kurapika 😭
3:03 I LOVE THIS AHAHAHAHAHA-
it was because he confronted phinks at the pride parade... killua takes no gon slander
Gon would commit arson and I’d give him a sticker. He deserves it
yes one of those "great work!" stickers you'd get at school
OMG I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE AT 200 SUBS CONGRATS FOR 4K!
omg!! thank you 💜💜 hope we can continue to see you around ☺️🙏
I love how Alluka has done know wrong because she is also the reason I get up in the morning
she's an angel idc idc
Neon deserves to go to jail for making Kurapika sad and depressed in that one scene
illumi be playing GTA5 while driving-
LMAOO too accurate
"Silva: for being ugly"
Me, a Silva simp: 👁️👄👁️
apologies 😭🙏
HELP IM LITERALLY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF TO BRAZIL AND SCREAMED WITHOUT THE S NOW I NEED NEW PANTS 😭
!??::!??;?>?
I feel as though Gon would be in for homicide. Because, you know Pitou doesn't exist anymore.
Nah not homicide, freaking ERASURE OF A PERSON 💀
Omg that was so good! I can't stop laughing
A part 2 would be amazing. I was also thiking while watching the video that this concept but discussing their REAL crimes (and if they could get away with it in the normal world) would also be really interesting
thank you!! glad you enjoyed it ahaha and yes we will likely work on a sequel 💜 real crimes would be so sad though cause i just know silva and kikyo wouldn't face anything for their decades of child abuse 😢
I see it, I like it.
may we return the favour then 🙏💜
Everyone else: heinous crimes
Leorio: being too sexy earlier than mid-20s
You guys are so cool, I want to be like you guys!
Sashmash, keep the good work🤗🤗
0:38 Ging didn't even show up to court. Plus Gon is also living with his grandma
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT FEITAN BEING 3FT TALL LMFAO WHY HE ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE?!
we stan alluka! alluka can do no wrong!!
amen 🙏
"Be mean to Gon" LMAO
What crimes did Hisoka commit.
Me: Better question what crimes *DIDN’T* Hisoka commit! It would be faster to figure out what crimes he has committed by counting the ones he hasn’t 🤣
Being mean to Gon is the worst crime…
But being ugly- 😂
Ok but the fact that pariston showed up more times than Hisoka-
can we just talk about how parsiston is in there atleast 20 times?
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS- IM ACTULLY SCARRED FOR LIFE-
yes this is why they had to be put in prison, their crimes are just too horrible
Can you please do a video about the dark continent I would love to learn more about it and your videos are really good at explaining things
I have a restraining order on pouf, because of how annoying he was x-x
lmaoo you're not wrong... the sigh of relief when he finally perished was immense 😭
@@SashMash oh my god i cant tell you how happy i was when he died 😭🖐️
No one:
Me binge watching smashmash's videos:
I like how Alluka is the only one with a clean record.
i CANNOT believe i didnt find this channel sooner oh my God
1:54 Rachel deserves more than food poisoning
well, menchi was charged with manslaughter for a reason... the food poisoning was quite severe 😋
@@SashMash good 😊👍
Thanks to you I am now reading the first chapter of the manga thanks to my uncle letting me borrow a copy
omg hype!! volume 1 has some important bits of info that 2011 skipped
Killua would probably leave prison just by opening all 6 doors.
it was because he confronted phinks at the pride parade... killua takes no gon slander
Help. The thumbnail
Killua's crime is being too damn cute
Pariston went like 5 times
4:51
UHM WHAT-?!
protip: don't have kids with family members
YES i want to know how they'd break out
Alluka never has and never will do anything wrong. She is a smoll child we have to protect, love and apriciate
STOPP THE LEORIO ONE I AM IN ORBIT
people are making anyone a dilf these days 😩😭
This is too adorable
you're smiling, gon burned an entire island to the ground and you're smiling
@@SashMash *the screams of dead trees echo in the distance*
I'm a Hisoka fan and idk why I clicked on this video, honestly we all know what his crime would be😂
1:55 looks like if gon going her resturant then he can found Ging
(Look back of Machi)
Aren’t we not gonna talk about Bisky’s crime?
I love Chrollo’s public nudity crime. 😂😂😂❤
I litteraly love this so much
why wad albedo's camp from genshin there at the beggining lmao
ok hear me out... milluki doesnt need that gojo pillow in jail right-?
(this is a joke i would never get a body pillow)
Part 2? You already know my answer
Pariston, being called in for a mug shot for the 6969th time.
Hey--
Happy to have another video❤
Also, keeping in claiming you ✨fame✨
hello again!! and thank you for your continued manifesting 💜
Crime of this video: Having made many people WHEEEZE at how funny it is and making people's day
Punishment: Sub, like, share, loads of loves and Obviously shipping Leropika and being grateful for such content.
i like how some of them are just like "your going to jail cuz your ugly, and u cuz you dress like Franky from one piece"
lol XD
4:14 it's true I was at the parade
aw no! hopefully you weren't caught in his tirade of slurs, killua!
This is oddly accurate
1:50 NOT BAKUGO BOUTTA GET FOOD POISONING LOLOLOL
Its like that one episode of spongebob where they go to jail for one second
Tonpa: *EXISTING*
THE GOJO BODY PILLOW IM SHITTIBG BRICKS LMAO
Man I laughed so hard with Silva being ugly lol