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  • @marplatense31
    @marplatense31 4 года назад +1053

    Meanwhile, Yogurt is still making money off of his Spaceballs flamethrower.

  • @snufalufagas
    @snufalufagas 4 года назад +702

    That grandma realized she wandered into the starwars section and noped right out of there

    • @Zoloft77
      @Zoloft77 4 года назад +47

      After she realized that the Han Solo from Solo is not Buck Rogers.
      NOPE! Move along.

    • @Captain-Palsy
      @Captain-Palsy 4 года назад +10

      😆😆😆

    • @truthoftheuniverse4179
      @truthoftheuniverse4179 4 года назад +12

      REST IN PEACE STAR WARS

    • @albertw8190
      @albertw8190 4 года назад +40

      Store Wars: The Return of Grandma is a better story than the new trilogy. Change my mind.

    • @Thomasmemoryscentral
      @Thomasmemoryscentral 4 года назад

      @David Parry I thought it was tom Baker at first

  • @Zoloft77
    @Zoloft77 4 года назад +569

    Now, imagine a Toy Story 5 that focused on unsold toys and their adventures. A parody of Star Wars sequel characters and a Captain Marvel with even the original cast voicing their counterparts just for shytes and giggles.
    I just might watch it.

    • @onesec8005
      @onesec8005 4 года назад +8

      Indeed lol

    • @adultmoshifan87
      @adultmoshifan87 4 года назад +25

      In all seriousness, I think there should be a Toy Story 0. I’d like to see how Andy and Woody came to be! They could even end it with the original intended Toy Story 1 beginning! (Which involved Andy watching & quoting Buzz Lightyear£

    • @Lion09887
      @Lion09887 4 года назад +12

      Toy story 5 the rise of the toys

    • @docmike8601
      @docmike8601 4 года назад +16

      If they promise it ends with this shredder footage, I'll even pay Disney to see it...

    • @Zoloft77
      @Zoloft77 4 года назад +13

      @@docmike8601 I'd pay to see even Sid light up a few dozen Rose Ticos on fire!

  • @Greggery
    @Greggery 4 года назад +112

    Kids in Africa could have eaten those Star Wars toys
    😔

    • @anikidwolfy
      @anikidwolfy 4 года назад +10

      they could have got the black panther costumes...WAKANDAAAAAA!

    • @xminusone1
      @xminusone1 2 года назад

      Lol

  • @RawkL0bster
    @RawkL0bster 4 года назад +243

    They don't give the toys away to children in need? Oh, it's Disney.

    • @donaldwalrus4029
      @donaldwalrus4029 4 года назад +62

      they dont want them either lmao

    • @RawkL0bster
      @RawkL0bster 4 года назад +12

      @@donaldwalrus4029 lmao savage

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 4 года назад +8

      That's what i said too, the poor children could've eaten most of that!

    • @DietonightLiveforevr
      @DietonightLiveforevr 4 года назад +1

      My goodness. :(

    • @lifeisgoodskt
      @lifeisgoodskt 4 года назад +4

      Rose Tico cost about $3 US dollars to import from China. On sale for $2. Disney is an evil corporation. Plus children in Africa need food, not ugly asian little boys to play with.

  • @carlosr1176
    @carlosr1176 4 года назад +231

    So when something says it was made with recycled materials we know that product has several Rose Tico’s in it.

    • @nocaptainmatt3771
      @nocaptainmatt3771 4 года назад +21

      There's a Rose Tico in all of us haha

    • @chupacabra9357
      @chupacabra9357 4 года назад +4

      Weren't those all trashed though? I doubt they were recycled.

    • @kissarococo2459
      @kissarococo2459 4 года назад +2

      @@nocaptainmatt3771 well, we do eat a lot of plastic via water so yes.

    • @carlosr1176
      @carlosr1176 4 года назад +1

      @@chupacabra9357 The process to prepare items to become raw materials for recycling is similar to this. First they need to shred them then they go through processes that separate the various kinds of elements in it. I think it would be pretty funny to have things made of recycled Ticos and Reys.

    • @carlosr1176
      @carlosr1176 4 года назад +1

      ​@@momosupremacy8349 They prefer the term ticarded. Just go to any toystore with Star wars toys, the character who you find the most of, thats Tico. The runner up is Rey. But she is not as ticarded as Rose is.

  • @dark_fire_ice
    @dark_fire_ice 4 года назад +376

    Rest in peace Star Wars, may Kennedy stop desecrating your corpse

    • @TheGoodLuc
      @TheGoodLuc 4 года назад +13

      Until someone really good can resurrect you.

    • @thesentinel5523
      @thesentinel5523 4 года назад +2

      It's always darkest before the dawn

    • @arbiter11171
      @arbiter11171 4 года назад +1

      You know what they say about horses: if it ain't alive, kick it till it is.

    • @EdsterIII
      @EdsterIII 4 года назад +2

      @@thesentinel5523 With Star Wars the dawn is gone. Now only blackness remains.

    • @bonzodog67lizardking15
      @bonzodog67lizardking15 4 года назад

      Why does that conjure an image of Kennedy going full Exorcist growling, "Lick me! Lick Me!!" before smacking Lucas to the ground...

  • @rovhalt6650
    @rovhalt6650 4 года назад +361

    What a waste of oil.

    • @Rople50
      @Rople50 4 года назад +36

      Let alone what a waste of environment

    • @collegeman1988
      @collegeman1988 4 года назад +45

      The manufacture of Disney Star Wars toy has contributed to the detrimental effects of climate change.

    • @aaronnolan3066
      @aaronnolan3066 4 года назад +46

      I agree with all the above. What a waste of resources. The only benefit of any of this today is the employment of wage slaves in another country.
      Well done Disney. Well done.

    • @henrikhans467
      @henrikhans467 4 года назад +5

      Could've been used as gas for my 98 Oldsmobile.

    • @MoneyManHolmes
      @MoneyManHolmes 4 года назад +12

      So the Chinese slave away to make all this sh**, and we just run it through a shredder. Lovely.

  • @beepbeeplettuce5890
    @beepbeeplettuce5890 4 года назад +75

    40 years ago, the toys were such High demand that Kenner was literally selling I.o.u. cards, now they cant destroy them fast enough, what a sad turn of events

  • @VaiOr6
    @VaiOr6 4 года назад +151

    The staffs are wondering, why does this weird guy film our toys everyday?

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 4 года назад +1

      @GordoScarface idk some crazy person

    • @gnick66
      @gnick66 4 года назад +1

      i wonder what store he is in

    • @seanc4501
      @seanc4501 4 года назад +1

      It's when man children do

    • @Ordoabchao-x9k
      @Ordoabchao-x9k 4 года назад +2

      @@seanc4501 well he gets money from doing that basic shit.
      Wish i got advertisement money for flipping shit off

  • @mannypardo1080
    @mannypardo1080 4 года назад +298

    I'm getting flashbacks of the Atari E.T. dump in Alamogordo.

    • @itsmezed
      @itsmezed 4 года назад +25

      I'm glad I'm not the only one old enough to remember that ;)

    • @Beagleman85
      @Beagleman85 4 года назад +3

      itsmezed : agreed

    • @tryflenapostle6576
      @tryflenapostle6576 4 года назад +8

      Word. The long fabled ET grave.

    • @Zoloft77
      @Zoloft77 4 года назад +17

      @@tryflenapostle6576 Not fabled! Actually, someone did find it and dug it up!

    • @tryflenapostle6576
      @tryflenapostle6576 4 года назад +6

      @@Zoloft77 I know, I remember the documentary when they dug them up. For a long time it was basically an urban legend.

  • @hammerheadms
    @hammerheadms 4 года назад +382

    Funny thing: the other day my kids happened to be looking at my Star Wars collection and my daughter, without missing a beat says to me,
    "Wow Dad you had a lot of toys when you were a kid. How come they don't make Star Wars toys any more?"

    • @jangounchained5279
      @jangounchained5279 4 года назад +44

      Because we don't care for new Rats Wars anymore honey, and we don't buy it for our kids 😉... Here you go, enjoy in good old stuff from parents ....hehehhehe

    • @cajuntacos8423
      @cajuntacos8423 4 года назад +12

      🤣👏👏

    • @GameBeatenakaKevinS
      @GameBeatenakaKevinS 4 года назад +14

      Daaaamn.

    • @hammerheadms
      @hammerheadms 4 года назад +36

      @@jangounchained5279 😂You know we don't try to make an impressionable biased by projecting our own, but I'd be lying if I didn't say I had a good laugh about that afterward. My kids know I don't like Disney or their version of Star Wars, but I have never forbade them from anything on the Disney channels. They just think the old man is silly for hating Mickey. I tell yah, them little shits are hilarious.

    • @namelessjedi2242
      @namelessjedi2242 4 года назад +39

      You should have said it’s because they don’t make Star Wars movies anymore.

  • @sniperblast
    @sniperblast 4 года назад +126

    How many Rose Ticos do you need to build a coffee table? Asking for a friend.

    • @Phaota
      @Phaota 4 года назад +18

      Would it made from Ticowood. LOL

    • @jeremyfeldmann7969
      @jeremyfeldmann7969 4 года назад +13

      With ray legs that cant hold any weight

    • @AngelOfChaos32
      @AngelOfChaos32 4 года назад +4

      Depends on the size of the coffee table and how much the retailer wants to get rid of the toys.

    • @muznick
      @muznick 4 года назад +2

      @@jeremyfeldmann7969 With due respect to Ray, she has big cankles.

    • @ukcoasterfan2436
      @ukcoasterfan2436 4 года назад +6

      Tell Ethan to stop thinking about Tico furniture and get busy sending out his frog book.

  • @poppapill8506
    @poppapill8506 4 года назад +108

    As a 29 year old adult , a dollar seventy something for foaming hand soap is a great bargain

    • @thrillerinvincible
      @thrillerinvincible 4 года назад +6

      Amen!!

    • @lifeisgoodskt
      @lifeisgoodskt 4 года назад +2

      If you turn the bottle around it's the back of Rey and its flat and boring too.

  • @thrillerinvincible
    @thrillerinvincible 4 года назад +53

    When they started destroying the toys. I was thinking, "Why not just donate it?"
    Then I realized, "Oh yeah, kids won't love em." 🤣

  • @Da_Shrooms
    @Da_Shrooms 4 года назад +287

    All the employees at your local toy stores: what's with the guy and his camera in here once a month
    The managers: oh that's just mr. Bullshiters. He comes in once and a while to film the toys. It's like a fetish thing or something

    • @shadowmaverick15
      @shadowmaverick15 4 года назад +3

      Lol XD

    • @jamestheotherone742
      @jamestheotherone742 4 года назад +3

      If you saw the people you see in "Ollies" and "Dirt Cheap", he'd fit right in.

    • @davidbrinkman7867
      @davidbrinkman7867 4 года назад +3

      It's interesting to see the situation on the street with commentary no less, but I don't know what is more pathetic the shit toys or this guy making a thousand videos about the shit toys - seriously, get a life - you have way too much time on your hands.

    • @northtimo666
      @northtimo666 4 года назад +4

      Indeed. This guy is pathetic.

    • @smartchip
      @smartchip 4 года назад +3

      ​@@northtimo666 well your on the channel, wasting your time, commenting, if it aint for you, stay away.... with a caveat, to foreshadow my first comment, i shall disclose when and where appropriate,

  • @GaudiaCertaminisGaming
    @GaudiaCertaminisGaming 4 года назад +157

    I’d forgotten how impractical and ugly that 'speeder' looked. It was like a floating sideways cigar case. And not a nice case, a cheap one.

    • @mattsmocs3281
      @mattsmocs3281 4 года назад +7

      Gaudia Certaminis thst is still to noce. It is a rusty Altoids case with a shank stuck in the one side

    • @namelessjedi2242
      @namelessjedi2242 4 года назад +8

      It’s the rule of thumb for the new Disney Star Wars series: every vehicle looks like a brick, and every character fights with a stick.

    • @Nomadistar
      @Nomadistar 4 года назад +2

      And here I thought they were going for an orange pop throw-back....The more I know.

    • @Enclavefakesoldier
      @Enclavefakesoldier 4 года назад +2

      looked like a flying battering ram

    • @dangerdan2592
      @dangerdan2592 4 года назад +1

      Looks like a thumb drive

  • @mattiace635
    @mattiace635 4 года назад +139

    Back in the days, STAR WARS figures flew off the shelves. ( Or ordered by mail early bird kit )
    Now STAR WARS figures collect dust on the shelves. Later destroyed.
    Good job DISNEY!

    • @Phaota
      @Phaota 4 года назад +9

      So true. The literal last SW figure I purchased many years ago was "Dengar" from the "Vintage Collection" put out in 2010. I have one carded and another loose with my storage case full of classic figures from 70s and 80s and all of those put out before and a bit after the prequels. Dengar was truly the last, best figure put out by Kenner IMO. The facial details are a masterpiece, especially the eyes. After him, all the figures took a nosedive in quality, coming out cartoony and ugly. I used to love looking at and getting the latest figures back then. There was hardly one that didn't look good. Now they are pure junk and deserve to be ground up in the machines.

    • @ChapMeifan
      @ChapMeifan 4 года назад +15

      Disney didn't care about making a good Star Wars movie. They didn't care about fans or toys or being faithful to the legacy of George Lucas. Bob Iger cares only about branding and including Star Wars in his Disney empire. Kathleen Kennedy cared only about her stupid politics. JJ Abrams only cared about being attached to Star Wars without having to do anything to ride the hype and Rian Johnson only wanted to burn it all to the ground. Go Team Disney!!!!!

    • @kaihuang8150
      @kaihuang8150 4 года назад +1

      @@ChapMeifan Remember, though, the fans were the ones who bullied Lucas so much over the prequels he sold it to Disney in the first place.

    • @ChapMeifan
      @ChapMeifan 4 года назад

      That's a really good point.

    • @davidjacobs8558
      @davidjacobs8558 4 года назад +2

      why not donate them to charity organizations to be distributed to poor families who can't afford toys?
      then again, I guess even those poor kids don't want Star Wars toys, now days.
      We are living in an age where having no toy is preferable to receiving free Star Wars toys.

  • @UncleFeedle
    @UncleFeedle 4 года назад +52

    I remember a time when receiving a single Star Wars figure was like being given a bar of solid gold. You gazed upon it in awe and disbelief.

    • @fish_floyd
      @fish_floyd 4 года назад +2

      Now you find them in the clearence bin at walmart for 5$

    • @imperialofficerremusblackw8452
      @imperialofficerremusblackw8452 4 года назад +2

      When I was a kid, I was overjoyed to get a Commander Neyo figure. (Still have him) A character we see for a few seconds where he says nothing and guns down a jedi on a speeder. Compare that to now. On an unrelated topic, I wouldn’t mind the helicopter Avatar toy. The figures take them or leave them but the vehicles from the toy line weren’t half bad. Still have an AMP suit.

    • @carltheincels6641
      @carltheincels6641 4 года назад +2

      Also Star wars toys where VERY detailed and the paint job was top quality. Now they look like low tier super hero toys

  • @merisonola
    @merisonola 4 года назад +416

    Old, Lucas, Star Wars toys: Priceless.
    New, Disney, Star Wars toys: Worthless.

    • @arcticfoxgaming1488
      @arcticfoxgaming1488 4 года назад +24

      25 Rose Ticos isn't never going to match up at the price for one mint condition Boba Fett.

    • @merisonola
      @merisonola 4 года назад +15

      @@arcticfoxgaming1488 ...I don't think they'd even match up to 1 legged chewbacca. 🤣

    • @Trip7
      @Trip7 4 года назад +1

      He should’ve been a toy maker and stopped being a script writer

    • @007zenmaster
      @007zenmaster 4 года назад +4

      I would like to propose a new black series line just to see prove the difference between the new and old characters sell-ability.
      Qui-Gon Jinn
      Clone wars episode 2 style captain Rex
      Episode 3 order 66 Jedi temple Anakin Skywalker
      Boba Fett
      episode 6 Luke skywalker
      and Jedi Rey
      characters who rarely been given any attention or been made less than a shadow of there formal self, vs the main character Disney has been pushing for almost half a decade now.

    • @ideaaddict923
      @ideaaddict923 4 года назад +3

      At least both of their fans are equally worthless.

  • @adultmoshifan87
    @adultmoshifan87 4 года назад +200

    It’s really sad that THIS is what Star Wars, one of cinema’s MOST CELEBRATED franchises of ALL TIME, has become! I’ve seen The Last Jedi, it feels like a movie from IMDB’s bottom 100!

    • @Sesshomaru474
      @Sesshomaru474 4 года назад +2

      That's why I don't consider Disney's SW as canon. I'll put it as EU SJW filth so not canon but some things could be taken from it. Like a character named Kylo Ren but probably replace him with someone else so he doesn't look emo.

    • @Asterra2
      @Asterra2 4 года назад

      I really want somebody to tally this formula: How much more money Star Wars would have made in toy sales had they continued to sell at pre-TLJ levels. I want them to produce a big fat number, shove it all over the place, and underscore the point that Rian Johnson (with Kennedy's full blessing, thanks to their shared political goals) didn't just cost Star Wars its past, present, future, and biggest fan (Mark Hamill himself), but also this chunk of change which could be half a billion dollars.

  • @go_rilla262
    @go_rilla262 4 года назад +1542

    Those Black Panther costumes didn't sell because parents were afraid of being called racist if there kids were the wrong color.

    • @losangeleskingsfan15
      @losangeleskingsfan15 4 года назад +123

      Quite ironic

    • @MarcusTito15
      @MarcusTito15 4 года назад +52

      True... true...

    • @smartchip
      @smartchip 4 года назад +45

      thats messed up, children are real smart, i remember when i was a child, as i did not marry, due to still getting the honey without the bees and stings,

    • @blackviper3892
      @blackviper3892 4 года назад +16

      Sad but true.

    • @clancydowrca
      @clancydowrca 4 года назад +14

      Exactly

  • @Superluigi881
    @Superluigi881 4 года назад +187

    Kathleen Kennedy: They sell now?
    Disney: They sell now?
    Hasbro: Nope.

    • @misterjei
      @misterjei 4 года назад +1

      Bob Iger: You're fired now.

  • @justinvanvolkenburg5298
    @justinvanvolkenburg5298 4 года назад +123

    "Admiral Holdo, the purple haired shrew." I laughed at this line.

    • @Locke19901
      @Locke19901 4 года назад +5

      Best line by far

    • @irishwolfIV
      @irishwolfIV 4 года назад +8

      Admiral gender studies

    • @davidurbach7882
      @davidurbach7882 4 года назад

      At leas he remembered her name. I still call her admiral what's-her-name.

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 4 года назад

      The social studies teacher look a like

  • @Joybuzzard
    @Joybuzzard 4 года назад +23

    They could have made a fortune on Mandalorian merchandise, particularly Baby Yoda, but they didn't bother making any so now Disney is cracking down on 'bootleg' Mandalorian merchandise which is selling like crazy because they don't have any official merchandise.

  • @silentecho92able
    @silentecho92able 4 года назад +70

    So yeah how long until they do there own version of a *"Atari video game burial"* an 30 years from now people will dig it up from the ground.

    • @chivalryalive
      @chivalryalive 4 года назад

      MR. FOWL -- I watched a video of the mass burial of Atari "ET" video games. So sad. :-( I recall seeing the game on the shelf when I was a boy but had no idea how badly it sucked until they showed in that video why that game bombed! Oh! Such poor quality graphics and plot... :-(

    • @silentecho92able
      @silentecho92able 4 года назад +2

      @@chivalryalive i was not born yet, when that shit happened. But my uncle told me the stories of Atari's fall countless times cause he was a avid fan of Atari. Its a shame he died too cancer 1 year before it was Excavated. Me and him would have roadtrip too the site just too see that place.

    • @chivalryalive
      @chivalryalive 4 года назад +1

      MR. FOWL -- I'm so sorry for the loss of your uncle... :-( Yeah! That would have been a nice trip for the two of you to take together. It would have really made for some good family "bonding". :-)

    • @silentecho92able
      @silentecho92able 4 года назад

      @@chivalryalive It's alright its just a missed opportunity for us. But really back too topic Starwars is basically going the way of Atari, a damage brand. An might take years or even a decade to Fix. But i don't want Disney too touch it. FanFilms are more intriguing an more faithful too the source material.

  • @Mooste
    @Mooste 4 года назад +47

    We need Greta to protest this blatant pollution of the environment! 😢

    • @davidprevost3154
      @davidprevost3154 4 года назад +9

      there's....just too many.....Rose Tacos....

    • @logicplague
      @logicplague 4 года назад +2

      Greta: How dare you, Disney!
      SW Fans: good luck with that, sister

    • @90AMason
      @90AMason 4 года назад +3

      All this crap was made in China so she'll give it a free pass

  • @itsmezed
    @itsmezed 4 года назад +256

    It definitely doesn't help that Disney merch is so overpriced to begin with.

    • @boskostoybox
      @boskostoybox 4 года назад +17

      Overpriced and reduced plastic used to make the figures.

    • @Ushio01
      @Ushio01 4 года назад +12

      Well it's not really Disney merch since they just licence it to other companies but they charge so much for that license that what is the discounted price in this video should be the actual price. You see this with Hasbro selling 3.75inch action figures for their own owned brands for $6.99 new compared to the $12.99 for star wars and marvel figures.

    • @kinghell9061
      @kinghell9061 4 года назад +8

      Since it doesn’t sell at any price then they may as well price it high and pretend to have brand value for their fragile egos and dumber investors.

    • @xd666xd
      @xd666xd 4 года назад +6

      It's good to see someone appreciating a VERY COOL character like Mara Jade, by the way.

    • @itsmezed
      @itsmezed 4 года назад +5

      @@xd666xd It was Zahn's Thrawn Trilogy -- and Mara Jade -- that drew me back to Star Wars. 😁

  • @BasicShapes
    @BasicShapes 4 года назад +542

    I bet The Mandalorian toys sell better than Sequel Trilogy toys ever will.

    • @AgentM79
      @AgentM79 4 года назад +3

      The Wine Moms (Disney's target audience for lousy SW-themed parks and overpriced SW merch) will be giving out "Mandalorian" toys as Christmas gifts.

    • @DarthVader-1701
      @DarthVader-1701 4 года назад +11

      I've been keeping an eye on Mandalorian merchandise and it looks like it has stopped selling online, none of the stuff is pre-order sold out or anything now.

    • @cattlecumwewlad6941
      @cattlecumwewlad6941 4 года назад +7

      @schwiggity I mean, you can only do so much with Mandalorian armour, even in the cartoons they all had a very distinctive look to them. All IG droids are gonna look the same and baby Yoda is pretty distinct looking.

    • @spiddoodle
      @spiddoodle 4 года назад +10

      at least kids will have a cool looking figure to play with instead of the rose ticos and snokes

    • @ivanr9408
      @ivanr9408 4 года назад +1

      id totally get baby yoda.

  • @intelkore
    @intelkore 4 года назад +71

    Toy Snoke looks like someone drew some eyes on a piece of already chewed gum and then attached it to a figurine's body.

    •  4 года назад +2

      Snoke Toy seems it was attack by a pet dog.

    • @areyoujelton
      @areyoujelton 4 года назад +2

      The toy is as pointless as the character.

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 4 года назад

      And wrapped it into a pimpish hugh heffner outfit

  • @Rishi123456789
    @Rishi123456789 4 года назад +61

    At this point, The Mandalorian is Disney Star Wars's insurance policy. 😂

    • @Zoloft77
      @Zoloft77 4 года назад +10

      It should have been a Star Wars theme park and their attractions, but no, even Disney managed to screw that up! That should have been their breadwinner despite lackluster sequel films and a toy line.

    • @davidprevost3154
      @davidprevost3154 4 года назад +5

      but the payment was overdue

    • @raidthanfl
      @raidthanfl 4 года назад +11

      Ima take a hard pass on that show. Dont care how good fans claim it is. Its just a matter of time before KK ruins that show. Why waste my time and money now to watch it

    • @Ryan-mech-muffin
      @Ryan-mech-muffin 4 года назад +5

      @@raidthanfl exactly. No point getting invested in something that won't hold up to the Expanded Universe

    • @Enclavefakesoldier
      @Enclavefakesoldier 4 года назад +3

      its a good show but its a blatant distraction from the rise of garbage. I hope Mando and the Fallen Order game kick ass. We need some good SW stuff.

  • @BalrogUdun
    @BalrogUdun 4 года назад +56

    So they use Star Wars toys to make the trash bricks in Wall-E

  • @RainBird88x
    @RainBird88x 4 года назад +28

    It's funny how they're still in the import packaging, almost like the staff couldn't even be bothered to stack them properly.

  • @seannathan1075
    @seannathan1075 4 года назад +119

    Disney Star Wars merchandise, biggest retail flop since Atari's ET.

    • @logicplague
      @logicplague 4 года назад +9

      Hey, they dug those up a few years ago. That means there's a perfectly good open hole out in the desert....just saying lol.

    • @firefalcon100
      @firefalcon100 4 года назад +2

      wow, only 13 people liked this and knew what they were talking about. Man i feel OLD.

    • @Nautilus1972
      @Nautilus1972 4 года назад

      My old man bought me an ET cartridge to go with my Atari 800XL .... would it be a collector's item now?

    • @issstari954
      @issstari954 4 года назад

      @@Nautilus1972 Yes yes it is

    • @Robert53area
      @Robert53area 4 года назад +1

      Bro ET scared me as a kid. I was 5 when I had to watch that movie, his glowing finger and long fingers scared the hell out of me.

  • @Dial8Transmition
    @Dial8Transmition 4 года назад +16

    I don't know why but seeing cheap, unfun and uninspired toys just makes me so depressed. The whole modern toy business just feels like a massive scam to make money out of gullible parents and naive children. They probably spend less than a dollar making these things by exploiting 3rd world workers and factories then sell them for 1000% profit back home.
    Imagine being a kid at christmas, you open your present and inside is just some cheap hunk of molded plastic that plays low quality, ear piercing music and sounds when you press the buttons.

  • @ravenwda007
    @ravenwda007 4 года назад +53

    Who the hell would buy a snoke figure? He didn’t do anything in the films had had a minute or two of film time in all of Star Wars! It’s dumb

    • @publiusmaximus4041
      @publiusmaximus4041 4 года назад +2

      Hahaha so sad dude just reminds me how pathetic TFA and TLJ were which also saddens me

    • @bonnieblance4433
      @bonnieblance4433 4 года назад +1

      I still have the toys from 2005 when revenge of the sith came out.

    • @LtZerge
      @LtZerge 4 года назад +1

      It's the gold robe that really kills it, he can't even look menacing, he just looks like a sad mutant hugh hefner

    • @ohsodangerous619
      @ohsodangerous619 4 года назад +1

      @@LtZerge then to find out he wasnt even a real character... just a clone

  • @azurecobalt294
    @azurecobalt294 4 года назад +40

    Just leaving a comment to say nice job with the “night before Christmas” Star Wars intro

  • @EricWild
    @EricWild 4 года назад +53

    The last footage was disturbing. I had been told they were sent to the "Island of Misfit Toys"

    • @Hellhazerbr
      @Hellhazerbr 4 года назад +1

      said island must have 7 billion star wars toys in it by now

    • @AC3handle
      @AC3handle 4 года назад

      @@Hellhazerbr Could you imagine washing up on the shore, and being greeted by hundreds of 5 inch Jar Jars?

    • @S3Cs4uN8
      @S3Cs4uN8 4 года назад

      @@AC3handle [Sounds of distant screaming]

    • @AC3handle
      @AC3handle 4 года назад

      @@S3Cs4uN8 Well afer the screaming is done, you just settle in, and go "I can live with this" as the place burns.

  • @pritishbose6611
    @pritishbose6611 4 года назад +12

    DID ANYONE NOTICE SOMETHING STRANGE. SO MANY STAR WARS TOYS YET NOT ONE OF DARTH VADER. THE MOST FAMOUS AND POPULAR CHARACTER IN STAR WARS AND PROBABLY MOVIE HISTORY.

  • @newdefsys
    @newdefsys 4 года назад +13

    I used to work for an incinerator company, (yeah thats actually a thing) and we had contracts with multiple other companies to burn their old/expired stock. Toys, clothes, shoes, drugs, film, you name, we burned it. I saw tons of brand new clothing from the Gap & Old Navy (price tags still attached) get incinerated.

    • @cavejohnson4306
      @cavejohnson4306 4 года назад +3

      That’s when you grab a shirt you like out of the bag, what are they gonna do weigh the ash?

    • @acynder1
      @acynder1 4 года назад +1

      Do you guys use the heat for power generation or just junk to ash conversions?

  • @patio87
    @patio87 4 года назад +44

    When I was a kid in the late 90's collecting star wars figures they were NEVER on sale.

    • @RockaRollaSteel
      @RockaRollaSteel 4 года назад +1

      We will always remember the golden years of Star Wars collecting.

    • @josephamato2031
      @josephamato2031 4 года назад

      True story

    • @Robert53area
      @Robert53area 4 года назад

      They were always sold out too... all I had was the endor bunker.
      My friend had all the tie fighters, the star destroyer and the atst... I had to mow alot of lawns to get the ones I had, but I had the rebels and stormtroopers fighting it out over the bunker, without ewoks I didnt like ewoks because they reminded me of ET and ET scared me as a kid

    • @katkall2
      @katkall2 4 года назад

      @@Robert53area My cousin had the millenium falcon i was so jealous that dang thing ran like $50 i never asked my parents for that I was happy with a character or two.

    • @zangeejoe
      @zangeejoe 4 года назад

      robert goodman ya pussy😂 hahah just joking pal ET did have big finger

  • @acidphaze
    @acidphaze 4 года назад +92

    The footage at the end is really the grim reality to all of this. Such a waste.

    • @princelorian
      @princelorian 4 года назад

      Its obviously being recycled, i think

    • @westforlols1425
      @westforlols1425 4 года назад +5

      All those resources that could of been used for industrial things(or anything useful). nope only shitty SW toys.

    • @vladsnape6408
      @vladsnape6408 4 года назад +1

      @@westforlols1425 For a moment there I though you had written "shitty SJW toys".

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 4 года назад

      They could've made millions of cheap car interiors out of all that plastic

    • @MelindaColden
      @MelindaColden 4 года назад

      i dont know why but it always breaks my heart seeing stuff being destroyed
      its just such a pity
      disney star wars sucks

  • @Damienx247
    @Damienx247 4 года назад +57

    Hopefully it gets recycled and not just dropped off at landfills.

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 4 года назад +2

      ....
      Remember what happened with the ET games? They could have 'recycled' those but....YEAH.

    • @Damienx247
      @Damienx247 4 года назад

      It was the 80s, recycling didn't become big in the USA till the 90s. I didn't see a recycling bin in my neighborhood till 92.

    • @benzlover55
      @benzlover55 4 года назад +4

      Of course its landfill. And with China not accepting recycling from countries anymore, even stuff you think is being recycled is getting landfilled.

    • @Sablus
      @Sablus 4 года назад +2

      One can hope, but yeah sadly I don't think so mate

    • @scottthewaterwarrior
      @scottthewaterwarrior 4 года назад +3

      Doubt it, plastic recycling has turned out to be a huge scam. Most of it got shipped to poor countries then just dumped in landfills there.

  • @wastedanguish9927
    @wastedanguish9927 4 года назад +17

    Clearance at the clearance store is like that line from Beeteljuice. “It’s death for the dead.”

  • @blacktrump572
    @blacktrump572 4 года назад +26

    "Have you ever heard the tragedy of the Last Jedi?"

  • @jeremy-5abcdwsapproved379
    @jeremy-5abcdwsapproved379 4 года назад +50

    I get so excited when Jeff posts these videos.

  • @stanfordsan
    @stanfordsan 4 года назад +33

    You get a thumbs up just for that well written Christmas parody intro

  • @theduxabides9274
    @theduxabides9274 4 года назад +12

    12:50 "Have you ever heard the tale of C-3P0's Red Arm? I didn't think so, it's not a story that a mystery box would tell you."

    • @Nomadistar
      @Nomadistar 4 года назад +1

      LMAO. Does it involve Lando's sex-bot's mysterybox, by chance? I for one, would not be surprised in the least, at this point.

  • @SeeFoodDie
    @SeeFoodDie 4 года назад +204

    Star Wars Merch. The only toys that gets turned away at children’s shelters...

    • @logicplague
      @logicplague 4 года назад +4

      LOL

    • @kirishima638
      @kirishima638 4 года назад +3

      is that true?

    • @SeeFoodDie
      @SeeFoodDie 4 года назад +32

      Kiyoshi Kirishima unfortunately yes. We collected toys for a drive. Not much but enough to make a difference in some kids lives. One of the kids there said oh no more garbage Star Wars figures. After which he got a slap in the head from what I presume to be his mom. Good for a healthy chuckle.

    • @logicplague
      @logicplague 4 года назад +9

      @@SeeFoodDie Wow, I thought you were only kidding.

    • @MWcrazyhorse
      @MWcrazyhorse 4 года назад +4

      @@logicplague Did you really?
      Stores -> shelters -> landfill.

  • @eric4636
    @eric4636 4 года назад +5

    Old Star Wars merch: Everybody is buying them
    New Star Wars merch: Almost nobody is buying them

  • @gunja556
    @gunja556 4 года назад +17

    to see star wars on clearance in a CLEARANCE STORE is so depressing i have to go and watch that RLM video where they melted all of those vintage star wars toys again

  • @013wolfwarrior
    @013wolfwarrior 4 года назад +76

    This makes me realize how much f-ing plastic we produce. I hope these can be smelt and re used for something that can be enjoyed

    • @lolshark99b49
      @lolshark99b49 4 года назад +1

      Haitian sssssmelt

    • @outsider238
      @outsider238 4 года назад +15

      Same here. It's no wonder plastic waste is such a huge worldwide problem now.

    • @masa461
      @masa461 4 года назад +6

      We need to get the climate changers on it. Where is Greta when we need her?🤣

    • @masa461
      @masa461 4 года назад +3

      @ We can just glue them all together and make a raft for her.

    • @ShatteredGlassUnicron
      @ShatteredGlassUnicron 4 года назад +4

      The Agnostic Zealot I wonder how many you could sell that still had Rose's face on them?

  • @UncleMikeDrop
    @UncleMikeDrop 4 года назад +85

    I thought Rey's speeder looked like a Zamboni.

    • @Ratm20201
      @Ratm20201 4 года назад +9

      USB thumb drive

    • @UncleMikeDrop
      @UncleMikeDrop 4 года назад +4

      @@Ratm20201 SANDboni😁👍

    • @pills-
      @pills- 4 года назад +1

      Zambonis (Zambonii?) look better. And they carry water...

    • @paleface171
      @paleface171 4 года назад

      It reminded me of a tractor. Until it was called a fudgecicle.

  • @davidurbach7882
    @davidurbach7882 4 года назад +20

    The island of misfit toys is going to be real crowded this Christmas!

    • @jjbinx
      @jjbinx 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @armandolimon7465
    @armandolimon7465 4 года назад +6

    Porgs! I thought Chewy brought them on the Millennium Falcon as an easy snack.

  • @AuthorStephenWalton
    @AuthorStephenWalton 4 года назад +25

    The state of Star Wars makes me sad.
    Now Kathleen Kennedys failure is complete.

    • @namelessjedi2242
      @namelessjedi2242 4 года назад +5

      She’s the next one they need to toss out and recycle.

    • @AuthorStephenWalton
      @AuthorStephenWalton 4 года назад +1

      @@namelessjedi2242 No doubt.

    • @randokal4271
      @randokal4271 4 года назад +1

      And she will pay for her lack of vision.

  • @backwards7
    @backwards7 4 года назад +94

    The Death Star trash compactor scene from Star Wars seems strangely prescient.

    • @THEremiXFACTOR
      @THEremiXFACTOR 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, in that scene they are actually wading around in unsold sequel merchanise.

    • @Fablins-kt9ti
      @Fablins-kt9ti 4 года назад +3

      That's because of the time travel plot

    • @pickeljarsforhillary102
      @pickeljarsforhillary102 4 года назад

      There is some He She They Ze alive in here!

  • @Sketch_Sesh
    @Sketch_Sesh 4 года назад +27

    I remember the 80’s when I used to beg my parents for SW figures.. never got a Han cause he was always sold out.. and now... 😂

  • @msdaum72
    @msdaum72 4 года назад +13

    I almost busted a gut when you said “Kmart Madonna!”

  • @manupasta
    @manupasta 4 года назад +5

    Kids watch RUclips now, they don’t watch cable. They’re playing roblox and fortnite, not playing with toys. This is the modern era.

  • @mitchellhughes6397
    @mitchellhughes6397 4 года назад +19

    Loved those boxes getting wilhelmed at the end 😂

  • @scawfan75
    @scawfan75 4 года назад +14

    "Did I forget to mention Haldo that purple hair shew?" That had me dying LOL

  • @firestarter6488
    @firestarter6488 4 года назад +16

    Someone break out the recycling bins!

  • @al11220
    @al11220 4 года назад +20

    This is actually really sad😕 Disney is just killing franchises

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 года назад +2

      Giovanni Ramirez and the disney fans let them do it

  • @aradecomate8261
    @aradecomate8261 4 года назад +21

    “If you’re a normal person, you don’t have to or want to have it” lmfao.

  • @611_hornet5
    @611_hornet5 4 года назад +31

    At least we finally have the answer to #wheresrey. She's at Ollies.

    • @fixman88
      @fixman88 4 года назад +4

      Ace's Adventures did a video last week at an old vintage strip mall that had an Ollies in it and I remarked about the Walmart and Target exclusive Star Wars stuff Jeff filmed at the other ones. Rose Tico on Clearance for $1.99 at...The Disney Store? That absolutely blows my mind.

  • @wuebboltc
    @wuebboltc 4 года назад +7

    That footage at the end -- of all the toys being put through a shredder -- was just depressing. People spent goodness knows how long making those things, only for them to collect dust and eventually be destroyed.
    It's almost a metaphor for how Disney treated the franchise as a whole.

  • @Muck006
    @Muck006 4 года назад +5

    Somehow I imagine a giant warehouse somewhere filled to the brim with this stuff ... and Bob Iger coming there, falling on his knees and crying ... *WHYYY???*

  • @respiratoryfailure3780
    @respiratoryfailure3780 4 года назад +6

    I don't even know most of these characters, probably the main reason why it didn't sell.

  • @trace6722
    @trace6722 4 года назад +7

    1:45 "If you're like me, a normal person, you dont have to have it or wanna have it" 😂😂😂😂

  • @fish-n-gameanglersclub365
    @fish-n-gameanglersclub365 4 года назад +32

    "If you will not be SOLD...you will be DESTROYED!" - Emperor of Sales and Marketing

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 4 года назад +12

    That intro, goddamn.
    You missed your calling. Also, the ending where all of the Star Wars toys are getting destroyed and crushed into cubes? Literally what Kathleen Kuntedy, Ruin Johnson, and Jew Jew Abrams did to this franchise.

  • @chungadin
    @chungadin 4 года назад +11

    They could make an entirely new Christmas Island of Misfit Toys movie with all Star Wars Characters...

    • @curtiskretzer8898
      @curtiskretzer8898 4 года назад

      probably what that🇨🇳insta-sland out in the Pacific has for padding

  • @ImCaveJohnson
    @ImCaveJohnson 4 года назад +6

    So much unrecyclable junk... How many years were shaved off the planet to make the excess of plastic toys like this?

    • @roberto8442
      @roberto8442 4 года назад

      None. only human years where shaved off.

  • @skabcat242
    @skabcat242 4 года назад +17

    I wish all those Disney suits could see this and witness all their merchandise failing.

    • @teriinekoyama1369
      @teriinekoyama1369 4 года назад +8

      They should also pay out of pocket for this stuff to be properly recycled.

    • @DeadNoob451
      @DeadNoob451 4 года назад +3

      I imagine the retailers sitting on this stuff had a nice little chat with someone at Disney at some point. I just dont think they care for some reason.

  • @Par-Crom
    @Par-Crom 4 года назад +8

    The more you present these toys, the more you sound like the Postal dude
    I love these little sarcastic bits

  • @superbadtr11
    @superbadtr11 4 года назад +24

    "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

  • @vpgdarkstar
    @vpgdarkstar 4 года назад +14

    That poem at the beginning is some of the finest literature of the 21st century.

    • @juanma250297
      @juanma250297 4 года назад +1

      VPG Darkstar I second this

  • @chrsn
    @chrsn 4 года назад +4

    I didn't realize that so many damn toys go in the grinder. Thanks for a very informative vid.

  • @Noxims47314
    @Noxims47314 4 года назад +2

    That vader at the end actually made me sad, watching funko pops get mauled however was good.

  • @SilvrSavior
    @SilvrSavior 4 года назад +28

    "Hey that guy is back filming again?"

    • @dookie_12
      @dookie_12 4 года назад +4

      music plays

    • @SilvrSavior
      @SilvrSavior 4 года назад +4

      I wonder if someone can bribe one of the store owners to play the music over the pa

  • @stevennemeth6256
    @stevennemeth6256 4 года назад +10

    Don't forget. Your plastic straw is killing the planet, but not those Disney toys that no one will buy...those are collectors items!!

  • @D.Pensak
    @D.Pensak 4 года назад +7

    “We told ya so~”. I love the ‘toy shopping’ series showing the TRUTH. What will the next installment be? Can’t wait. Thanks Jeff!

  • @cortedemico
    @cortedemico 4 года назад +15

    more like "forced" diveresity dolls...
    amiright?

  • @nicholsjoshua15
    @nicholsjoshua15 4 года назад +10

    Why don't they just make a Star Wars Legends set? I would buy a twelve inch cloth clothed Starkiller; Revan; or Mara Jade.

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 4 года назад +2

      I'd love a Darth Marr, A Sith Emperor (with the all-black get-up and the "exposed brain"-looking helm), and a Darth Vowrawn (looking like he's scheming)

  • @Splatterpunk_OldNewYork
    @Splatterpunk_OldNewYork 4 года назад +7

    Too bad, that was some good ABS plastic gone to waste.

  • @CT7056
    @CT7056 4 года назад +19

    The Toy Failure: A Star Wars Story

  • @gamewizardks
    @gamewizardks 4 года назад +2

    "Rey! Wash Your ass!" I'm dying right now. LMAO.

  • @ryanpenrod1859
    @ryanpenrod1859 4 года назад +2

    As someone who dislikes what Star Wars has become in the last few years, the footage of the merch just being destroyed by the pallet was extremely cathartic.

  • @davidfredrickson4107
    @davidfredrickson4107 4 года назад +7

    All the money the rat wasted on merchandising.
    Im loving it.

  • @DrViperVideos
    @DrViperVideos 4 года назад +10

    Im surprised all of those costumes werent captain marvel

  • @RascalKyng
    @RascalKyng 4 года назад +6

    I bet hobbyist could use the on sale Star Wars figurines, as a base, to make cool custom characters, from other franchises...

  • @azchris1979
    @azchris1979 4 года назад +1

    A Walmart here had Captain Marvel stuff in clearance too. They broke protocol and kept it on the shelf past when they should have donated it. After 3 months, they eventually gave up and donated it to charity. It was that same gauntlet thing he had here.

  • @Fulcrumshift
    @Fulcrumshift 4 года назад +2

    I love the comment when looking at star wars soap; " Rey... wash your ass "

  • @SeithonJetter
    @SeithonJetter 4 года назад +9

    Wow that Rei Diorama... I'd love to get it.. just for the base! lol

    • @namelessjedi2242
      @namelessjedi2242 4 года назад +1

      That’s what I was thinking too. Keep the Rey off of it and use the base for someone actually cool.

  • @Bob.martens
    @Bob.martens 4 года назад +8

    I think people not buying crap is a good thing.

    • @Sablus
      @Sablus 4 года назад +1

      Thing is we gotta then stop wasting resources making this crap.

    • @scottthewaterwarrior
      @scottthewaterwarrior 4 года назад

      @@Sablus Yup, I feel really ashamed about the amount of plastic junk toys from my childhood I through away. I sware, unless it is something universal like HotWheels or LEGO, my kids are not getting whatever toy of the month they ask for.
      Oh god and McDonald's Happy Meals have got to be the worst! Sure I got a few HotWheels cars that are nice, and back in the day they actually had real LEGO parts in them, but so much useless "action' figures for whatever new movie was about to release that no-one even remembers now.

    • @DeadNoob451
      @DeadNoob451 4 года назад

      @@scottthewaterwarrior Well Lego has the benefit that even a terrible set can be a nice addition to your collection of parts.

    • @scottthewaterwarrior
      @scottthewaterwarrior 4 года назад

      @@DeadNoob451 Exactly, hence why I label them as a universal toy.
      Personally I've never seen the appeal of action figures and have always been amazed they sell at all. Transformers are pretty cool, but even then mine usually just stayed in vehicle mode and got driven around.

  • @tuoppi9509
    @tuoppi9509 4 года назад +18

    Snoke! Snoke! SNOOOOOOKEEEE!!!
    So much Star Wars stuff nobody's gonna buy. Not even for Xmas. Sad. So sad.
    Tico, Tico. 😁
    Hold on, there's actually Holdo action figures out there? My gawd! 😕

  • @benjaminstorace6699
    @benjaminstorace6699 4 года назад +16

    "is that a pack of cigarettes?" No, its a pack of DEATH STICKS, Rim-Worlder.

  • @ddwkc
    @ddwkc 4 года назад +5

    If I were the actors, I'd be embarrassed by having my likeness in these figures. Well at least they got paid.

  • @ZanePalmer
    @ZanePalmer 4 года назад +4

    Star Wars: help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope
    Disney Star Wars: help us Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re our only hope
    Just wait.