BINFAX: Count Binface Manifesto in Ceefax Form!

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024

Комментарии • 61

  • @theguyfromdirethorns8188
    @theguyfromdirethorns8188 4 года назад +128

    i know its meant to be a joke, but he actually has some nice policies. better than the tories lol.

  • @combatbun8540
    @combatbun8540 4 года назад +57

    Finally a leader I can get behind

  • @Dave_Sisson
    @Dave_Sisson 4 года назад +86

    Number 28 is the most important for me!

  • @mellowhigh491
    @mellowhigh491 4 года назад +74

    I would legitimately prefer these policies to be enacted than the conservative ones.

  • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
    @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 4 года назад +37

    Katie Hopkins to be banished to the Phantom Zone?
    I'm moving to Uxbridge just so I can vote for you now, m'lord.

  • @PaulRees77
    @PaulRees77 4 года назад +95

    Piers Morgan to be zero emissions by 2030 😂

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 4 года назад +11

      It's a good goal, but I think we need to do it sooner. I don't think can survive the current rate of Piers Morgan emissions for that long.

    • @majordolbyscat
      @majordolbyscat 4 года назад +2

      He gives off poisonous carbon emissions just by thinking

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 4 года назад +8

      @@majordolbyscat He thinks ??? That's a bold theory.

    • @bomoose
      @bomoose 4 месяца назад

      @@TheNefastor no, he talks nonsense. still damaging for the enviroment

  • @martynpeal2616
    @martynpeal2616 4 года назад +21

    I'd almost forgotten what Ceefax music used to sound like. Thank-you Count Binface for reminding me.... Jesus it is tacky.... So if Ceefax is bought back will the tacky music return too...?

  • @PokefreakMaster333
    @PokefreakMaster333 4 года назад +10

    This is my kind of prime minister

  • @TomMayhew
    @TomMayhew 4 года назад +17

    Count Binface has a more detailed and in-depth manifesto than the Tory Party.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 4 года назад +1

      That's a low bar, though 😅

  • @soupedcan3532
    @soupedcan3532 4 года назад +11

    Masterpiece

  • @mellowhigh491
    @mellowhigh491 4 года назад +5

    Number 16 is actually genius

  • @VenikHue
    @VenikHue 3 года назад

    I know I’m a bit late but you got yourself another supporter!

  • @saamamerat1061
    @saamamerat1061 3 года назад

    I am very happy with his policies especially 26. My father left school at 16, paid his taxes which paid for my university fees. I pay taxes too, but my children aren't entitled to university fees. None of us got a tax cut because of this change, so I want the same rights for my children that me and the politicians who voted against it got.

  • @DeclanDG
    @DeclanDG 4 года назад +2

    More than half of these are actually damn sensible!

  • @dave-je3wp
    @dave-je3wp 4 года назад +6

    Didnt win but still a legend. Thx count

  • @Gambit771
    @Gambit771 4 года назад +3

    I am fully in support of Ceefax being brought back.

  • @unclenogbad1509
    @unclenogbad1509 3 месяца назад

    With the election now on, I find I agree with every single policy - most of which make more sense that the empty slapsy 'promises' of the main parties. Great work, can't wait for my free broadband.

  • @OneSwitch
    @OneSwitch 4 года назад +7

    Genuinely hope you win. :) I'd vote for you.

  • @callen9623
    @callen9623 4 года назад +2

    I nominate count binface as leader of the UKUSA. With love from America

  • @75hilmar
    @75hilmar 3 года назад

    I like your cultural direction very much and may the algorithm give you an edge.

  • @mrtickleuk
    @mrtickleuk 4 года назад +3

    Brilliant!

  • @williamprice2186
    @williamprice2186 4 года назад +1

    Count Binface is the best thing to happen to politics since the Athenians invented democracy.

  • @thekiwininjasmusic4928
    @thekiwininjasmusic4928 3 года назад +1

    If count binface and Elmo went into parliament as a coalition…

  • @groentje3000
    @groentje3000 3 года назад +1

    The youtube algorithm reccomnended me your videos. 10/10 did not disappoint. It seems even youtube recognizes your superiority over the shitshow that is the British parliament. Its a shame about the copyright thing, but count binface has a nice ring to it too. I hope the algorithm smiles upon you. You deserve wayyyy more views.

  • @tomskelly9720
    @tomskelly9720 4 года назад +3

    If the labour party goes back to the right wing like under Tony Blair, Count Binface is my no.1 choice.

    • @tomskelly9720
      @tomskelly9720 4 года назад +1

      Looks like I'm voting Binface next election

  • @agr7879
    @agr7879 4 года назад +2

    Yes! The BBC to bring back Grandstand😜

  • @chopperharris32
    @chopperharris32 4 года назад +1

    This is real change

  • @JCTsFascinatingHobbies
    @JCTsFascinatingHobbies 4 года назад +1

    This has cheered me up, no end!

  • @JonVoid37
    @JonVoid37 4 года назад +6

    Are you willing to rule out a coalition with Count Duckula?

  • @Fuzzsaphire
    @Fuzzsaphire 4 года назад +1

    Point Number 11 confirms Count Binface supports capital punishment for exceptional circumstances

  • @Tom-hz1pi
    @Tom-hz1pi 4 года назад +8

    I want to vote for you, but I'm in the United States, I'm sorry.

    • @callen9623
      @callen9623 4 года назад

      Tom- I nominated him a little further down in the comments and he accepted. We already have a shit-head President. A bin-face would be most welcomed. Us Americans can dream.

  • @Likes_Trains
    @Likes_Trains 4 года назад

    Beautiful vaporware vibe

  • @Spookspek
    @Spookspek 4 года назад

    Promise 30 reminds me how every school election the person who promised free WiFi won (but never delivered).

  • @electrohalo8798
    @electrohalo8798 4 года назад +2

    number 21, how bad is the original position that count bin face has put it in his policies?

  • @flightlesslord2688
    @flightlesslord2688 3 года назад

    It's a joke, but its right

  • @VAX1970
    @VAX1970 4 года назад +2

    I think it was called Teletext, Ceefax was just the BBC only .. just saying. Where does Bin Face stand on Free licences?

  • @arthurtheslime9359
    @arthurtheslime9359 3 года назад

    Yeah that hand dryer is really at an odd position...

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 4 года назад +6

    Item 27 seems to show conflict of inter... ZAPPPPPPPPPPP !!! _nevermind_

    • @TheGamingAirCon
      @TheGamingAirCon 4 года назад +2

      Jean Roch well we do need to stop giving away arms to people. British people need those arms. Amputees need those arms.

  • @bloodsucker1186
    @bloodsucker1186 4 года назад

    The Intu does need doing up...

  • @Hz.Menemen
    @Hz.Menemen 3 года назад

    o7

  • @JamesTheFoxeArt
    @JamesTheFoxeArt 4 года назад +1

    0:40 you lost my vote on your 12 Manifesto

    • @emilvretveit4951
      @emilvretveit4951 4 года назад +1

      that won my vote

    • @welshgit
      @welshgit 4 года назад +2

      If you really are a fox, perhaps you should read point 12 again!

  • @soft8oiled
    @soft8oiled 4 года назад +3

    What are your thoughts on anime? Is it real?