I was so excited to go to Donkey Kong Country so I applied for my Donkey Kong Visa, unfortunately, I'm wanted in 13 Donkey Kong States for my Donkey Kong trafficking.
"People from all over the world came over... From all over the world. It was a playground that they called _the playground of the world_ . And they used to *sleep* on it. *Sleep* overnight. And I still remember, in my mind, when I was a kid. ...When I was very small, once, I got lost in Coney Island, but they found me... _...They don't _*_sleep_*_ anymore on the beach._ "
I don't know how I survive in this big complicated world of ours. The moment I saw the silhouette of the big ape temple, my higher functions shut down completely and I went "oooohhhhhh" with simple awe and joy. I did not go on to say "-banana" because that seemed to be implied already.
What if you went to the bathroom in Super Nintendo World and the only open stall just has a huge green pipe instead of a toilet? And you’re like, “I really don’t think I want to shit into a pipe. I don’t think there’s any indication that it works like this in any of the games.” But then you hear indistinct voices calling to you from the pipe and it breaks your chain of thought. …What if that?
@@shadow_hive theres so many fake gamers these days It makes me laugh when I see People say that they played black ops 6 when they clearly need to wait untill silksong releases
No joke, the company I work for built a TON of the infrastructure for this place, and I can attest that homeboy SINGLE-HANDEDLY BUILT THE ENTIRE THING. It was like Natural Instinct Shaggy, it was unreal. We dropped a bunch of the trusses and motors and shit we were building for them off, and Miyamoto struck a Goku pose, unlocked 2% of his power, and within a day, built the entire park like it was a fucking Lego kit. We asked him why he paid us so much to build it for him and he said it was for us to keep a secret and forced all of us to sign NDAs on the threat of unlocking another 1% of his power. Now that the government has invalidated the NDA, I can finally divulge the reality.
Hi, government representative here At time of writing, the details regarding construction of Donkey Kong Country are still under NDA Please remain where you are. Monkey Kong has been released from containment and will arrive shortly. Thank you for visiting Donkey Kong Country.
Amazing that prolific legend Shigeru Miyamoto would reach out to Dunkey to do sound clips for Bongo-Time Rambi and the Official Donkey Kong Watch. Just wow.
Actually, Hirohito was the original Donkey Kong, who is now Cranky Kong. This means that Akihito is Donkey Kong Jr, while Naruhito is the "Donkey Kong" we all know and love.
Dunkey, you posted this as I'm literally sitting here at DK at Epic Universe (I'm an engineer here) in Orlando. Man, talk about the wildest simulation moment ever... I'm gonna start calling it Dunkey Kong Country from now on.
@@ninjagamer1359 thanks! We appreciate all the support and love. There are a lot of cool secrets and Easter eggs throughout the park, but one of my favorites is a tree near the windmill at Dark Universe. Most people may never notice it, or think it's fake, but it is a real tree that is twisted up like a double helix that happened naturally, as a result of a forest fire. We saved the tree and transported it to the park, where it will now be an iconically freaky tree in the background.
0:49 So THIS is where Dunkey was when he was trying to order a copy of Donkey Kong Frozen Ape for the incredible price of $50. Explains why the music was so loud here
Donkey Kong Country will always be a classic. My niece who didn't grow up with them, will always want to play if I boot it up. I installed them all on my mini and beat them with her. And we started playing through them again on the switch.
after more than a decade of being subscribed i can honestly say this is the best era of dunkey yet, i love it all we need is a game designer tycoon 2 and you'll be a millionaire baby
Ok jokes aside that place looks awesome to bring my kid to. When you have miyamoto smiling ear to ear bigger than usual, you know you’re doing something right.
0:59 this is what I love about Dunkey, this is funny by itself, and even more funny when you realize its a reference to when he pranked called that guy like 5 years ago
I was so excited to go to Donkey Kong Country so I applied for my Donkey Kong Visa, unfortunately, I'm wanted in 13 Donkey Kong States for my Donkey Kong trafficking.
Pennamite war guy
I wanna give you a like, but you have 64, and that's the number representing my favorite Donkey Kong :c
Diddy did it!
This is honestly the best youtube comment I've seen in a long time.
It was all fun and games til we learned he was trafficking Tiny Kong
This video made me cry. I thought all Kongs went to heaven. RIP Chunky
He isn't resting in peace. Chunky Kong will be tortured in the depths of hell for all eternity.
Lanky is dead too, but the vibes I got from Dunkey's description is he is waiting for imminent resurrection
Gluttony is a sin
Chunky got into guns, he'd hunt endangered species, just for fun.
SO, he goes to hell
I also cried, but it's because "Chunky Kong is in Hell" made me pause the video and laugh until my sides hurt.
Donkey Kong December in November??? Dunkey has done it again. Genius.
Among Us Wednesdays had to die for this, but the results speak for themselves. Classic.
@@Chaosrain112 Say he won't do it. Say he won't do it. Say he won't do it, heessadoitevryday.
There is a reason he never gets any dislikes.
He subverted our expectations
Ahead of the curb as always.
I like the part at 0:58 where Dunkey's edited Miyamoto's voice in the background to just say "Donkey Kong" over and over
Good ears!! O:
Incredible catch, thank you
This really makes you FEEL like Black Ops 6 is still downloading
Never heard of it
"People from all over the world came over... From all over the world. It was a playground that they called _the playground of the world_ . And they used to *sleep* on it. *Sleep* overnight.
And I still remember, in my mind, when I was a kid. ...When I was very small, once, I got lost in Coney Island, but they found me...
_...They don't _*_sleep_*_ anymore on the beach._ "
Oh its done downloading, now its repairing after failing to start.
pfp unfathomably based
@@Flapjack483i know who you are.
I don't know how I survive in this big complicated world of ours. The moment I saw the silhouette of the big ape temple, my higher functions shut down completely and I went "oooohhhhhh" with simple awe and joy. I did not go on to say "-banana" because that seemed to be implied already.
🙊 🛐 🍌
Maybe this is where they sell bowser’s big bean burrito
Why would they sell a Bowser themed food in Donkey Kong World. This just shows what fake gamers are in these comments smh my head
@@shadow_hiveYou know it's a joke right?
@@cyclops8238 hey you never know with fake gamers these days, they probably dont even have a PS5 Pro at home to play the new Black Ops 6
What if you went to the bathroom in Super Nintendo World and the only open stall just has a huge green pipe instead of a toilet? And you’re like, “I really don’t think I want to shit into a pipe. I don’t think there’s any indication that it works like this in any of the games.” But then you hear indistinct voices calling to you from the pipe and it breaks your chain of thought.
…What if that?
@@shadow_hive theres so many fake gamers these days
It makes me laugh when I see People say that they played black ops 6 when they clearly need to wait untill silksong releases
"Hai" "That means hello"
Dunkey knows all the languages
Always nice of dunkey to help promote small businesses, will learn japanese and pay this place a visit
No can do. You will only learn the Donkey Kong language.
Take it or leave it.
Dunkey is a top tier producer
That park looks super cheap.
Just wait til they build it at universal.
Jason should take his family to the Nintendo amusement park and vlog it. We need a "dunkey in paris" sequel.
There’s a Kong, there’s a Kong, there’s a Kong and ….
cos Disneyland be in Paris.
YESSSSS
Dunkey can finally visit the frozen ape.
now all we need is hogan’s castle
Those are some prank calls I keep coming back to
Classic mention
for only $50? incredible.
for only $50
1:42 Simple but effective joke 😂😂😂😂
0:10 Ousted Reggie, bit harsh there Miyamoto.
He displeased Miyamoto. Miyamoto does not accept failure
Reggie had it coming after he sent Bill Trinen to Japan. Just because he was jelly of Bill besting him at speaking Japanese.
@@Li-Fu7 the real reggie has committed seppuku because he disappointed miyamoto, current reggie is a bot that runs on 2 nintendo switches.
@@erhan1255 Only after he giftwrapped his finger
@@erhan1255it’s so cursed, yet so funny 😂 don’t let the Nintendo Ninjas come after you with your secret knowledge
0:35 the callback to his prank call video
“Do you guys have the game Donkey Kong Frozen Ape?”
@@ChristianFrates1997that shit was so funny
@@ChristianFrates1997 "No its Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze"
The line to get in will be the length of a death stranding mission.
"mission" dunkey fans don't even play games, they just listen to his biased reviews
Sam we contacted Donkey Kong to rebuild america
Wtf are you talking about @@iamthekingof1omillionsunsets
@@iamthekingof1omillionsunsets me when I take a package 350 miles on foot
@@iamthekingof1omillionsunsets me when I take a package 350 miles on foot
No joke, the company I work for built a TON of the infrastructure for this place, and I can attest that homeboy SINGLE-HANDEDLY BUILT THE ENTIRE THING. It was like Natural Instinct Shaggy, it was unreal. We dropped a bunch of the trusses and motors and shit we were building for them off, and Miyamoto struck a Goku pose, unlocked 2% of his power, and within a day, built the entire park like it was a fucking Lego kit. We asked him why he paid us so much to build it for him and he said it was for us to keep a secret and forced all of us to sign NDAs on the threat of unlocking another 1% of his power. Now that the government has invalidated the NDA, I can finally divulge the reality.
Hi, government representative here
At time of writing, the details regarding construction of Donkey Kong Country are still under NDA
Please remain where you are. Monkey Kong has been released from containment and will arrive shortly. Thank you for visiting Donkey Kong Country.
''Chunky Kong is in Hell''
HE IS NOT HE IS A GOOD BOY
GET OUT !!!!!!!!!!!! Beep beep beep beep...
He is one Hell of a guy.
hahaha
he didnt know Jesus. unfortunate.
1:28 Me when I find Knack’s OF
X,D
0:59 If you listen closely, you can here Donkey Kong in repeat. Very nice subtle taste.
🫏 🪘
o wow, great catch! that's hilarious indeed
You can where?
Amazing that prolific legend Shigeru Miyamoto would reach out to Dunkey to do sound clips for Bongo-Time Rambi and the Official Donkey Kong Watch. Just wow.
this confirms that Donkey Kong's Country is Japan, therefore he is canonically emperor Hirohito
Florida too.
Actually, Hirohito was the original Donkey Kong, who is now Cranky Kong. This means that Akihito is Donkey Kong Jr, while Naruhito is the "Donkey Kong" we all know and love.
@@14bj337 Naruto Kong???
So that makes Donkey his family name
2:17 Super Donkey Kong Shake
Greatest video ever
Big respect for every-so-slightly lowering the volume of "Chunky Kong is in Hell" when the camera cut happens.
incredible. its not even donkey kong december yet!
“Chunky Kong is in hell”
Holy shit that caught me so off guard
Same. Dunkey is too good at doing that. He can tell you something 20 times and still surprise you on the 21st.
It means hello
And then there's Chunky.
He's dead.
I lost it when Rambi let loose the sound of a million souls, screaming in anguish.
I can't wait to make outdated celebrity quips upon entering the park like my hero Gex.
"Note to self: Never make outdated celebrity quips at Nintendo Land."
This reminds me of fighting a Jack in the Box at King K Rool's house.
This is like edgy thing at recently controversial celebrity's house.
Is there a vetenarian in the house?
this is like getting showered with coconut cream pies at DK Land
Big missed opportunity to have coconut cream pies as a food item, get it together Reggie
The three cool ranch doritos for garnish really ties together the hot dog meal.
Truly it's what fans of the Donkey Kong video games have wanted all this time.
Just on time for donkey kong December!
This video makes you FEEL like it's Donkey King December
it really does
this comment really makes you feel like this joke is played out
@ oh yeah? Come back in 10 years and say that
2:16 Clearly a sequel to Dunkey's famous Super Donkey Kong Shake
They made Donkey Kong REAL?! Right before Donkey Kong December? Ladies and gentlemen, we are so back
Even better, it opens *in* Donkey Kong December
I’m so happy that after all these years of hardwork making RUclips videos, Nintendo finally gave Dunkey his own land 🙏
Dunkey, you posted this as I'm literally sitting here at DK at Epic Universe (I'm an engineer here) in Orlando.
Man, talk about the wildest simulation moment ever... I'm gonna start calling it Dunkey Kong Country from now on.
Happy for ya man!
@RadicalBlur I'm happy for YOU, man! ❤️
That’s so cool 😲 Thanks for bringing the place to life for the world. Can’t wait until it’s open!
Any plans for a Diddy walkaround?
@@ninjagamer1359 thanks! We appreciate all the support and love. There are a lot of cool secrets and Easter eggs throughout the park, but one of my favorites is a tree near the windmill at Dark Universe. Most people may never notice it, or think it's fake, but it is a real tree that is twisted up like a double helix that happened naturally, as a result of a forest fire. We saved the tree and transported it to the park, where it will now be an iconically freaky tree in the background.
1:52 i never expected videogame dunkey would start talking about hawks, too
I love it when donkey kong said "man, this really was a donkey kong return"
2:26 He thought of ripping his face for a split second
2:01 Finally, super donkey kong shake is real
I’m glad dunkey remembered his RUclips password so he can continue uploading again. Knack review back on the menu
2:54 Expand Dong... is REAALLL!!!!!!
Can't wait to what MODS release for this version of the game!🤔😵💥
That was a scream of primal fear when Rambi popped out of the crate…
0:49 So THIS is where Dunkey was when he was trying to order a copy of Donkey Kong Frozen Ape for the incredible price of $50. Explains why the music was so loud here
Finally, Dunkey can meet his hero
Finally, Donkey Kong can meet his hero Dunkey
This is definitely one Dunkey’s funniest videos - for real, laughed out loud so much!
2:34 I was not ready for that, holy kong
Wish he used the original soundbite.
I was not expecting a dead rising reference in there
Donkey Kong Country will always be a classic. My niece who didn't grow up with them, will always want to play if I boot it up. I installed them all on my mini and beat them with her. And we started playing through them again on the switch.
I'm going to stipulate in my will that my funeral service be held at Donkey Kong Country.
after more than a decade of being subscribed i can honestly say this is the best era of dunkey yet, i love it
all we need is a game designer tycoon 2 and you'll be a millionaire baby
Ok jokes aside that place looks awesome to bring my kid to. When you have miyamoto smiling ear to ear bigger than usual, you know you’re doing something right.
I loved it when Donkey Kong came out and said it’s Black Ops 6 time
When Shigeru said “Donkey Kong” I felt that
I love how much fun Dunkey has with Donkey Kong stuff; the quiz part in particular was adorably hilarious! 😆
Donkey Kong Hot dog? More like Donkey Kong's Donkey Dong am I right fellas?
I was waiting for this
No
They really dropped the ball on this one, I hope somebody got fired for this.
Man this place is so cool. They should make a video game about it!
It's a family company but they release Miyamoto's acid trip.
Building the anticipation for donkey Kong december
"This reminds me of smoking weed at seth rogan's house"
-gex (probably)
2:48 Oh boy I can't wait to order the Donkey Dong!
You can't have Donkey Kong Country without Funky Kong. Looking forward to seeing him
Now dunkey just needs to build a real animal well
screams of the damned starts here 0:15
gor being 71 this miyamoto guy sure has a lot of energy, i bet he could make some good videogames that appeal to his childlike wonder
Conversational Japanese:
Konichiwa = hello
Hai = yes
Donkey Kongu = Donkey Kong
That’s all you need to know.
That’s it. That’s the entire language.
Doesn't "hai" mean "hello" too? It seems as though you've made a fool of yourself.
This was a lot to digest in one sitting. Gonna have to rewatch tomorrow.
Donkey Kong December a whole month early, we are truly blessed
Memes aside I really appreciate your videos man, it's been fun watching you grow from the old League days.
Donkey Kong December coming early this year. The best time of year.
Love these consistent uploads
Thanks for the in depth look at the first donkey kong like country. Toad makes this.
Great video, Donkey! Anotha hit!!
0:38 it's like that prank calling video he did a couple years ago
Do you have Donkey Kong Frozen Ape?
Big yoshi
@@spenceriscool36 he's just sitting there
@@dookieshoes3585 I do not, dunkey, but I might have spaghetti and meatballs if you ask nicely
@@whoopdawoop UH. OHHHHH...
I don't know why, but I have the strangest feeling that Chunky Kong is in hell.
I do find it funny that Miyamoto has nothing to do with DK's modern aesthetic. That was all Rare on the SNES.
I doubt he had nothing to do with it.
I friggin laughed my ass off at the bananas part. Also the obligatory: Dunk, please play Tactical Breach Wizards-part.
*sigh*
Can't believe Miyamoto built an entire DK amusement park before Dunkey finished downloading COD.
this is one of the best video game dunkey vids in a while haha
DUNKEY IS THE TRUE QUEEN OF CHRISTMAS
Mariah Carey who
Sleigh
This Donkey Kong December is going to be the best of all time.
Didn’t know my humble hometown of Donkey Kong Country has a video game based on it! You learn something new every day!
I love how Dunkey adapted his genre in his videos to be more into documenting and exploring the world! A trip to Brazil would be extraordinary!!!
dont ask what diddy kong was doing on cheep cheep island
I love how the end text has the black outline with the glow outside of it. looks really snazzy. looking forward to more dunkey kong
0:45 I can feel the presence of donkey kong frozen ape
i liked the monkey guy is in the nether voiceover
DKDecember CAME EARLY AND SO DID I!
Can't believe that Nintendo is finally acknowledging the existence of the KONG ARMY
Dunkey’s dream came true.
Donkey Kong December is coming early 🙌
So this is the Country where Donkey Kong lives
“You thought it was Japan, but it was I, Florida!”
@1:43 got me HOLLERIN
This theme park really makes you FEEL like Donkey Kong
Thank god we had dunkey to translate for us, dont know how i would understand miyamoto without him.
He said Dunky Cong.
0:59 this is what I love about Dunkey, this is funny by itself, and even more funny when you realize its a reference to when he pranked called that guy like 5 years ago
Chunky Kong is in hell
Thanks to the Donkey Kong watch💀
In hell with Major Kong and Viet Kong
2:39 So nice to see Michael Stipe in a Donkey Kong feature at long last.
2:42 Michael Stipe!!!
I can't believe Sega recreated a whole theme park to make us forget about diddy