Me: "Okay another Hologra episode, what's happening here" Hologra after 3 sec Subaru: "GAH! A DOG BITE ME!!!" Watame: "MY HORN CAME OFF!!!" Also me: "Yup as always it's Hololive"
Well, some female sheep do have horns, but it also could be that Watame is a pan faun instead of a sheep. Still that doesn't explain the horns falling off though.
I understand. She is a sheep girl, but people keep mistaking her with a very cute human girl. a sheep girl dont have anything to show that she is a sheep, so she got herself a pair of horn. This is also why her horn drill attack sucks. Cause her horn is imitation.
Useless trivia about this Hologra: Legend said, coffee was discovered by a person in either Ethiopia, Somalia, or Yemen. He had several *sheep* (or maybe goat, but heck, there's no goat Holomember) and those sheep ate some random small fruits on a bushes and became energized. Thus, Watame was chosen for this skit. Maybe Subaru was a reference to that guy who had the sheep. Also, in early modern era, coffee was called "Devil's drink" by some Catholic clergy, but then approved by the Pope after he tried it himself. Again, maybe that's why Choco was chosen for this episode. Or maybe I'm reading too much into this random shenanigans lmao.
As someone who enjoys trying different coffee this was somewhat informational. I can't really handle black coffee especially from fast food restaurants because they have no flavor.
My experience with most fast food coffee has been that it's barely worth calling it coffee. Lighter blends of good coffee are much better black IMO. I typically find the darker blends better with cream and fast food coffee better if drowned with cream and sugar lol.
Damn and Choco Sensei didn't even start talking about how you can have different styles of coffee just the blends. Poor Watame she probably could've dealt with a Mocha.
大空スバル、かわいそう
かわいそうはかわいい
角無しわため助かる
なぜこうなった…。
大空スバルって呼ぶの草
なぜフルネームw
わためぇの「ギブギブギブ」が、なんか真に迫っててよかったw
0:40
Watame doesn't apologize to Subaru because:
*She did nothing wrong.*
I'm so glad if that keeps happening. That she did nothing wrong.
Lol what are u doing here
we to fair is was ineffective bcuz subaru just exploded her pent up misfortune
Getting spat on by Watame is a good thing
*One duck disliked this*
プロレスで話題の大空スバル式ネック&バックブリーカー
0:38
???「大空..スバルさん、、、存じ上げないですね」
最近超ノリノリで実況されてるの本当草
最終的にわたメイトになったのもっと草
大空スバル式羊56しが正式になったんだっけ?
最近かわいくなった人ですね
まさかプロレスの技の名前になってしまうなんてこの時は誰も考えもしなかった
0:39
Watame: Is coffee mud?
Choco: No, Watame, coffee is not mud.
Watame: Raise hand
Choco: Chocolate is not mud, either.
Watame: Slowly puts down hand again
Is ThAt A MotHer F****nG SpOngEBOb ReFeRenCe
@@gatsu1102 yoo, me too 🤣. Patrick and squidward.
Watame: then why is it called ground coffee
@@megumin2270 Now listen here you little sh*t
Choco-sensei: American
Watame: DeLorean?
She is close, but she got the spirit
She's a little confused
Ngl i feel that its a back to the future reference cause of how popular deloreans became cause of it
I hear Durian
@@saintofthechurchofautism8433 Coffee Durian taste disgusting I feel like.
I just watched DRIVEN movie and just know what is a delorean last week.. and i burst to laugh hearing watame said it
Subaru just suffers every episode, doesn’t she? *PAIN*
Always has been
this is the life of the straight man
you must live in pain while everything around you goes
well let's not go there
Seems like she dealt some out as well this time 😂
Pain-shuba
pain shuba.
0:56 大空スバル式逆エビ固め
I like how they can't just have the girls enter the office normally.
Wdym that's how they enter normally
It reminds me of how in Aqua Teen Hunger Force everything they throw or drop explodes. Actually HoloGra reminds me of ATHF in a lot of ways.
they cant enter the office normally because they are "idols"
well..thats their own HQ..
why not?
"I LOST MY HORNS!!!!
...so anyways how are ya'?"
A-chan just made this short even better.
No, that was Classical Gentleman, not A-chan 😂
what? A-chan? I only saw a classical gentleman
WHERE'S A-CHAN!??
A-chan's father
Do you mean gentleman
"Cricket on a toast"
Sounds like a Haachama special right there...
*Haachama's breakfast
I like the way Choco sensei talks. It's like she speaks in ASMR all the time.
She IS the ASMR
Embrace the ASMR, eat the ASMR, breath the ASMR!
except when she does actual ASMR, then she speaks in banned
@@anzol4523 LOOOOL
@@anzol4523 yeah, actually one year worth of asmr getting deleted and no way to recover.
"Hornless Watame doesn't exist, it can't hurt you"
Hornless Watame: 0:03
Confirmed that Watame is female🤣🤣🤣
Tomboy female sheep
I have just noticed that
thanks now my side hurts from laughing
*confuse screaming
Yep those horns were fake Watame is a girl.
0:38 これがO・カーンさんが再現したという技か。
0:07 まつりちゃんの魂抜かれても罰金ですむのか…
1:11 秘密のサービスショット
0:07 の後ろの貼り紙
百鬼あやめ 様
以下のことを禁ず
1.キッチンへの立ち入り
2.火気の取り扱い
3.落とし物の拾集
4.先祖代々伝わる呪われしアイテムの持ち込み
↑ 以上
まつりの魂抜いたら罰金!
先祖代々は4では?3は落とし物の···続きなんだろ?
@@空御-b1e あ、ほんとだ、、、3飛ばしてました
0:31では落とし物の拾集って書いてあるっぽい……?
昔からなかったっけ?
@@PowerTwo080 何個か見直してみましたが、昔からありましたね
1と2は前回のホロライブ!で事務所が…?
3は宝くじを拾ってみこちが何かで事務所破壊したような
4は非公開のホロぐらでカメラで撮影したら魂抜けかけてあやめ嬢が抑えて戻してたような
0:07お嬢事務所での前科多すぎて草
見えなかったんで
助かります^^
0:15 吹き出し方リアルで草
一部の業界人にとってはご褒美です
スバルの演技めちゃめちゃ上手くなっとる‥‥‥
まさかスバルがやってたことがプロレスで使われるなんて夢にも思わなかったわ
しかも今日勝利しましたね!
"How are coffee and mud different?"
*in every single way*
Well, that is if you're not Haachama.
Muddy water doesn't taste like turpentine
It's weird, I hoped Watame would like coffee
Spiffing Brit: They are, in fact, completely and utterly identical.
わためって子の声めっちゃ可愛くね?
脳溶けボイスって感じで癖になる
ようこそ
わたメイトにならない?邪神が取り除かれるよ
ゆっくりしてってえ⤴
welcometoようこそホロライブ🎶今日もドッタンバッタン大騒ぎ★🎶
うーーーがーーお!!
一日一回わためんの声を聴かないと落ち着けない体になってしまった…
0:29
このわための顔好き
"Le Wise Gentleman also DJs as a hobby" A-chan is a woman of many talents
Apart of her superpowers
Wait, Yagoo wanted to be a DJ. WHAT IF A-CHAN IS YAGOO ALL ALONG?????
She's like the female Johnny Sins but wholesome
0:21 アメリカンは淹れ方でキリマンジャロやブルーマウンテンは産地なんだよなあ
ガチの有識者ニキだ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅
ちなみにキリマンジャロは
「キリマ」が山って意味で
「ンジャロ」が神聖な、とか白いって意味
お湯で割るのをアメリカン言うんですわ
アメリカンとナポリタンと台湾ラーメンは現地で頼んでも出てこないからな。
@@SCUMBIYORI インドにインドカレーは存在しない。
スバルさんプロレスデビューおめでとうございます🎊
ホロぐら見るとなんと言っていいかわからんくなるわ
とりあえずわためぇの70万おめでとう
Choco Sensei:
American Coffee
Watame:
Mud
A-chan:
𝑮𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒎𝒆𝒕 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆
What's the difference?
How do you do that? The last part
0:39
When a duck inspired a wrestering move
i wonder what match it was
@@ungamer6241 New Japan Cup 2021 (The Finals I believe), I just uploaded a clip of the move being used.
Damm
@@gamingnerd whats the move called?
@@spooderlover3512 It doesn't have an official name, but I've heard some people call it the "Neck Quacker".
Gordon (Ramsheep) : "The coffee is so fucking raw even sheep would spit it on duck"
I misread Gordon Ramsay as Gordon Ramsheep
If he say this, he is *one of us*
God please let gordon ramsey say this
r/brandnewsentence
Gordon ramsheep
0:56 "Curse you, anime skirt physics!"
- Newton, probably
1:11 "Fret not dear Newton" - Freud, probably
Ehm....
@@ezioalgi451 shush newton, newton is talking
Only Gravity can pulls it, but when world need him the most, he vanished
Damn you gravity.! You always let me down..
どうしてわためぇの角が取れたのか、そもそも着脱式なのか、次のシーンであっさり元に戻っているのはなぜか説明が一切ないところにホログラの不思議があるのだ。
コーヒー飲んでほのぼのとした雰囲気を破壊するっていうボケが面白い
だんだん人間に近づいてる説
Newbies: "i wanna know more about Hololive !!"
Me as a veteran : *Show this
Newbies : "what is this?
"
Me: "I don't know"
Its not like human words can explain it anyway
show him haachama cooking
Explaining something to newbie is tight
This is actually what i do when i recommend Hololive to my friends
But when they ask, I dont know what to answer
You should've just replied "same"
相変わらずわためぇは表情豊かでかわいいな
0:22 デロリアン、キリギリス、ブーメラン
わための声でこれ言われると笑う
0:45
みんな演技力高いね
今回特にそう思うよ
Watame: *drinks coffee*
Watame: *spits coffee*
Also Watame: "It's good"
You have discovered the funny
How else would you tell it's good coffee if it's in your mouth
Reminds me of Data in ST:Generations
Description: "Le Wise Gentleman also DJs as a hobby."
I got that reference. And it's been years since I last saw "Le" used that way.
ホログラがあるってことは明日は月曜日か、、憂鬱だなぁ、、
あれ?これって、、
_人人人人人人人人_
>ホログラ症候群 <
 ̄^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y ̄
ホログラを見る事で明日が月曜日だと知る
一緒に病院行こうぜ!
だな
同士がいたか
Aちゃんが嘆いてそう
The ending scene very cute watame just trying to drink like a child
百鬼あやめ 様
以下のことを禁ず
1.キッチンへの立入り
2.火器の取り扱い
3.落とし物の拾集
4.先祖代々伝わる呪われしアイテム
↑まつりの魂抜いたら罰金!
やらかしかわ余0:08
Choco sensei peacefully enjoy her coffee
Subaru and Watame: "we gonna destroy this succubus whole evening"
Choco: "I am not a succubus"
Choco sen is demon nurse
Me: "Okay another Hologra episode, what's happening here"
Hologra after 3 sec
Subaru: "GAH! A DOG BITE ME!!!"
Watame: "MY HORN CAME OFF!!!"
Also me: "Yup as always it's Hololive"
kore mo hololive dane
Ah yes, a normal dose of Asacoco as usual. Stronger, yet does more than cannabis.
This too, is also Hololive
Ngl watame is really kawaii without the horns lol
Lmao this coment is literaly me when i start the video
プロレスの試合から参ったものは素直に挙手せよ🙋
0:39
はーい
シャッター式ドアから来ました(^q^)ノ
私は誓おう。この技でチャンピオンになると
お願いします!
"How are coffee and mud any different?"
top 10 questions science still can't answer
*offended coffee drinker noises*
Choco: every single way
CHOCO-SEN SMARTER THAN SCIENCETIST CONFIRMED???
I wonder the same about civet palm coffee.
*laugh nervously in tea*
0:33テンポ良すぎて自分も完全に意識の外だったw
You mates also returned here because of the pro wrestler, Great-O-Khan doing the Ozoora Subaru Style- Neck and Back Breaker in actual pro wrestling?
yeah pretty much
You goddamn right
U read my mind
Ya got me good, chief.
Link to him demonstrating the Neck Quacker?
The sheer stamina Watame has left after enduring Subaru's wrestling moves is quite scary
the HP and Stamina bar are different from each other.
Theory is that since watame has the power to respawn (allegedly according to her) she has probably died and just respawned over and over
Idk if it's yagoo but whoever put *"strawberry milk #1!"* at the end has my utmost respect
I thought it was Gintoki from Gintama who did that.
it's the translation for the text on the right; bottom translation for the left text.
Aww hell yeah
Strawberry milk gang
0:38 大空式ネック&バックブリーカー
Today's lesson: Apparently Watame can't handle coffee.
how is she able to do long hour of late night streams tho?
@@MrHehaaw That's way too obvious, of course she drinks mud
@@primalforlorn was not expecting that answer. Smart 😂👌
Spit coffee from watame is blessing.
"The difference between Coffee and Mud"
Haachama: Its the same thing
Haachama: both edible
Haachama: Just like bugs
Don't her give idea ;_;
Knowing Haato, somehow it doesn't seems weird at all anymore 😂😂👌
Doctor: Hornless Watame isn't real she can't hurt you
Hornless Watame:
Therapist: Watame without horns can't hurt you, She is not real
Watame without horns: 0:03
Yeah i was surprised there wasnt so many of us talking about it
plot twist:She’s actually a female sheep,just take the fake horns to make herself look like an oji-san
human watame
I mean she is still technically right
@@spook407 Not human technically, she doesnt have human ears
人間は年を取るごとに味覚が鈍ってくるから、苦みが平気になってくると聞いたことがある
kids still are greatly affected by their innate human instinct that bitterness = poison that is why they hate bitter food
だからピーマンみたいな苦味のある野菜も大人になると美味しく食べられるって聞いたことがあるな
その通りだと思います!
二十歳になってピーマンの天ぷらにどハマりしました
自分もピーマン好きなんだが(10代)
@@マリー-q1z 天麩羅にすればだいたい食える説
0:39 The infamous Oozaru Subaru Style - Neck and Back Breaker
I'm now convinced that every single hololive member will be scared if Subaduck starts talking seriously and making a different tone.
Watame: my horns came off!
Phew, she is a female after all, she just has attachable male horns
Reverse trapame
or is she?
Well, some female sheep do have horns, but it also could be that Watame is a pan faun instead of a sheep.
Still that doesn't explain the horns falling off though.
@@stevepk wdym. That's a very good explanation. Thank you for the enlightenment.
that sounds really wrong with "strap on" as a context
After Sora swore in stream, A-chan's sanity gave up and no amount of coffee can save her now. Poor Manager...
0:40 珍しい声やな
かわいいしスバルちゃんの技の掛け方が綺麗
スバルの逆エビは是非とも食らってみたい。なんとなくあの体型やったら、ブラジリアンキックとかも得意そう。
0:03 Remember the time Watame said she wasn't sure if she was a guy or girl? Well I guess this confirms it.
I understand.
She is a sheep girl, but people keep mistaking her with a very cute human girl. a sheep girl dont have anything to show that she is a sheep, so she got herself a pair of horn.
This is also why her horn drill attack sucks. Cause her horn is imitation.
@@whoami1449 Jokes are deepest lore
@@whoami1449 how did she got a pair of horns?
Did she brutally hunted a male sheep?
Boy our idol-sheep is a secret apex predator
@@lyq232 i would say its a fake pair but your theory is cooler lol.
Or yagoo gave it to her
@@whoami1449 so yagoo hunted the male sheep and take its horn, then he gives it to watame...
チョコ先生の
様をつけて呼ぶの好きなんだけど
わかる人いる?
分かりみがマリアナ海溝
分かりみが深すぎるww
変なキャラしてる時の方がAちゃんは棒読みじゃないことに気づいた
Choco said “Ara Ara” these shorts can only go downhill from there
Aちゃんまでそっち側(狂人側)行っちゃったら救いが無くなる……←
Subtitles: *Crickets on Toast*
*_H A A C H A M A C H A M A HAS BEEN SUMMONED_*
Foreshadowing I suppose
@@ThePotat0es don't jinx it
Don't forget about the Australian boomerangs.
A very massive foreshadowing
0:40
実際に使用されたプロレス技…と聞いて来たのですが
マ???
マジw
スバル式ネック&バックブリーカーって技として、グレートカーン選手が実際に再現した
しかも結構大きい大会で
1:16
めっちゃいちごミルク飲んでるやんw
少し分けてください
口つけたストロー付きで((
あ、それ俺にも分けてくんね?
ごめん全部貰った
俺の太くて立派なストローならあげられるけど
じゃあ俺と一緒に警察署行こっか!一緒に居てあげるから安心して!
@@あの伊藤誠
よし、誠撲滅隊、行け
So watame is a real she-sheep her horns were removable
Only wore them for dominance. Unfortunately, it’s Watame so its effect is moot
She has strap-ons.
Well some breeds of sheep actually have horns on either gender so it was always not a problem regardless
0:38 グレートOカーン
So Subaru canonically does wrestling now? That's even more potential for a Hololive fighting game...
Well, she works as a MMA club manager outside of being an idol.
No really, look it up.
We should begin whit wwe mods
@@dubiouscollector9763 and look what Miko did lol
And the move ended up being picked up by Great-O-Khan.
0:39
キリマンジャロとブルーマウンテンはコーヒー豆、アメリカンは焙煎の度合いが浅い(近年では豆の量が少なくて薄い含)なので違う区分ですね。たとえば浅かったり薄かったりすればキリマンジャロやブルーマウンテンのアメリカンコーヒーになります。
0:39 伝説の瞬間
コーヒーと泥は正しく雲泥の差なんだよな...
何から何まで違う=雲泥の差
コーヒー:泥=雲:泥
コーヒー泥=泥雲
/泥 /泥
コーヒー=雲
証明終了 Q.E.D.
@@ichifuku336 泥がゲシュタルト崩壊しましたありがとうございました
わためぇに容赦なくプロレス技かけてくスバルちゃん好き
Watame can't go a single second without being so huggable
This one was surprisingly normal. It's weirding me out.
"How are coffee and mud any different?"
- Watame, 2020
2021*
this poor man is still stuck in 2020
Who's is watame? Come on, let's watch 2012 together
Not wrong though, today is 13.17.2020
i didnt even know why i typed 2020 lol
0:48 ~ 「第1の警官 ひ つ じ」
ちょこ先生の優しさに泣いた
わためぇの頭の角が可動式という事実
ぺこらの耳が取れるのと一緒
(多分それ着脱式とごっちゃになってんで)
可動式だと角ドリルになってまうw
@@零式-h4o わためはポケモンだった…?
@@スケスケ助平亭兵衛助
角巻わため
ドドドポケモン
吟遊詩人をしながらのんびり旅をしている羊。 もふもふ。とにかくもふもふ。歌とポテチが大好き。
珍しくカオスじゃない....
これが本当のホロライブなのか....?
完全に理解したって時ほど理解できてないよなぁ
I love how it’s never explained why a dog attacked Subaru and/or why Watame’s horns fell off
These things happen don't worry about it.
Because Subaru is duck?
Or how they were resolved.
グレートOカーンが実際に決めたスバルのオリジナル技誕生の瞬間
"How are coffee and mud any different"
*Sheep is asking the real questions here*
Ikr
Hmm.....
Don't Ask this to Ame, I beg you
Nothing to see here, just Subaru breaking Watame's bones
Lol
d e b o n i n g d i n n e r
Ducks are officially higher on the food chain than sheep
Watame wa warukunai yo ne...
0:39おそらくみんなが見に来たもの
0:06 百鬼あやめ様
以下の事を禁ず
1.キッチンへの立ち入り
2.火気の取り扱い
3.落とし物の拾得
4.先祖代々伝わる呪われしアイテム(まつりの魂抜いたら罰金!)
前科が多いから仕方ない()
多いな
実はマグマを落とすずっと前から貼ってあったりする
窓ガラス追加した方いいんじゃね?笑
思ったけどこれに5期生今後加わるって考えたらやばいね
もしかしたらEN組も…
大変だぁ
ムーナに期待します
個人的にグラちゃん来て( ゚д゚)ホスィ…
あやめ嬢と◯ャークネードしてもろて
Useless trivia about this Hologra:
Legend said, coffee was discovered by a person in either Ethiopia, Somalia, or Yemen. He had several *sheep* (or maybe goat, but heck, there's no goat Holomember) and those sheep ate some random small fruits on a bushes and became energized. Thus, Watame was chosen for this skit. Maybe Subaru was a reference to that guy who had the sheep.
Also, in early modern era, coffee was called "Devil's drink" by some Catholic clergy, but then approved by the Pope after he tried it himself. Again, maybe that's why Choco was chosen for this episode.
Or maybe I'm reading too much into this random shenanigans lmao.
That's Lore right there 😂😂😂👌
So they actually did some research in their hologras....
That is not useless trivia at all. This is wonderful. Adds a new flavor to whatever the f we watched (which is hilarious af)
Maybe some good references, maybe some nice coincidences
@@Dfso200x any way you look at it, its a win win
>"How are coffee and mud any different?"
Listen here you little sheep
seems like A-chan broken after Sora say "madafaka" lol
she's a japanese office worker
she already needed that coffee to sustain the unhealthy japanese work life style
A-chan has been broken long ago due to night shifts.
At this point everyone in hololive already broken i think
@@erictheddy1457 take the B-pill, brother!
0:39
大空スバル式
Damn im starting to think that holo graffiti is randomly generated
_always has been_
@@hadigusty * B A N G *
Maybe an AI wrote all the episodes
Yeah hahaha instead of a human author
There's no script thats just how they act..
As someone who enjoys trying different coffee this was somewhat informational.
I can't really handle black coffee especially from fast food restaurants because they have no flavor.
No worry, you can add in some MSG into the black coffee. 100 times better taste guaranteed
My experience with most fast food coffee has been that it's barely worth calling it coffee. Lighter blends of good coffee are much better black IMO. I typically find the darker blends better with cream and fast food coffee better if drowned with cream and sugar lol.
0:40 0:40 0:40
0:40 0:40 0:40
これか!!!!大空スバル式!!
Damn and Choco Sensei didn't even start talking about how you can have different styles of coffee just the blends. Poor Watame she probably could've dealt with a Mocha.