My friend’s mom had cancer. One week, for a few days he didn’t come to school, and rumors were spreading that his mom had passed. One day he showed up to school. Me: “how was your weekend?” Him: “oh it sucked, I lost my Nintendo DS.” Me: “oh that’s too bad.” Him: “oh yeah and my mom died” I know it was probably his way of coping, but it caught me off guard.
Non related, but my coworker, who I consider as a friend, told me that when he was young he and friends tortured a cat and kicked her dead. He was saying it like a funny story, but he did say he couldn’t believe he was that mean
Tbh my approach to telling people my mom had died was pretty similar. It felt super awkward to open with it because it's like just dropping a bomb on people but it also feels wrong not to mention it early in the conversation. To @Azanure, I'm sorry for your loss and even though it's cliche I can say for me it did get better with time. Less raw, at least.
My mom died from cancer a couple months ago and I could imagine saying something like that. Or it just tends to come out coldly. My brain doesn’t want to access those emotions, or something like that.
Rewatching the series has made me so avatar obsessed that I have avatar related videos come up for me on RUclips. Your comment just made me double take that I wasn’t watching another one lol!
My ex-roommate told me very casually and while hysterically laughing that her ex would burn her with cigarettes. That’s not the reason she broke up with him.
Using laughter while telling something very sad is a way the mind has of hiding a crushing anguish. Interesting enough, the laughing person can't properly describe what's so funny when they laugh like that.
@@Armsmen yeah ik, but it was a different time. If you were in living during the whole aids / hiv crisis, if you were in a similar situation, you would've done the same. As dangerous as it is
A friend of mine told me this one: Someone in class was a little more quiet than usual, and I tried not to pry. Cue douchebag teacher who got on him for it. All the boy said was "Sorry, my little brother died last week and I've felt awful since the funeral yesterday." Everyone went dead silent with the realization that he hadn't missed a day of class. The whole school learned about it through rumor and no one has liked the teacher since(he was still mad at the boy for being quiet).
A lot of these people in this have hella trauma and dont realize how disturbing what they are saying actually is because they are so desensitized. Especially when what happened to the victim plays in their head over and over again and they just want to blurt things out to get it out.
Can confirm, I have some obscure issues apparently and according to other people it can be really horrible to hear about some of those topics, but I don't fully understand what is so bad about it if I'm just saying words. It's just my life and what I experience, but it seems like it registers as so much worse to others
I was talking to my friend and we were having a conversation about the term “Survival of the Fittest” and what would we do if we were in a crisis. She flat out said “I'm not the type of person who's gonna let someone stress me out, if food is running low and you wanna cause panic I will eat you and feed what I leave behind for the rest of the survivers.” I just finished eating my sandwich and tried not to think about how she said it like she was telling me about walking her dog.
i mean u asked her what she would do, i respect her tbh like shit if ur in that situation u better make sure u stick with her and stay on her good side, true leader
But teeth are just bones so... Tibia honest I wouldn’t know how you would but I thought the reply section was quite humerus and the fact I am taking up the thyme to make this is outstanding.
My grandma is a survivor or a Banner Bank robbery No one was hurt but those men had guns and probably wouldn’t care if they shot someone... she came home later than expected (had to do witness report and everything) and was not even emotionally shook up 😂 my grandma is crazy
in my early twenties i was robbed at gunpoint in the store that i worked and the only thing i was upset about was missing the episode of desperate housewives because the cops were collecting evidence and i had to tell what happened to so many different people ( no replay or good streaming around 2006)
once one in a middle school field trip, we where divided into small groups with a parent and we went to Hard Rock Cafe, and the dad I was with was sitting with his back against the wall in the corner, so he could see the whole room, and he looked up to the table in front of us and was happy his son was sitting with his back up against the wall so he could see everyone and anyone walk up to them. The reasoning being because he has to kill someone in his past and both him and his family forever needs to be on guard anywhere they go. more recently at work a customer came in, and just casually mentions how she can kill a man with a tooth pick, and everywhere she goes she is always looking at objects that she could grab like pens or whatever for stabbing for self defense because her family and friends are all military and they basically trained her to always be prepared with her surroundings. Like I get it that's a good skillet to have in emergency situations but tmi
I never get used to randomly hearing about things in the city I grew up in, I dunno why but I feel like Pittsburgh is usually forgotten and it always catches me off guard to hear people talk about it
Definitely, but as a guy who’s had a .22 pistol, I can say it’s totally possible, but also really sketchy. It’d have a jam a particular way. Usually you get failure to load or failure to eject type jams, which either leaves the incoming bullet positioned so it isn’t aligned with the firing chamber, or the spent shell of the prior round blocking the chamber, as it hasn’t been fully ejected. The most likely way for it to fire while clearing a jam is that it’s an acute failure to load (failures to eject are usually pretty obvious and easy to fix, even for a novice) that left the incoming round still normally fireable (.22 rounds tend to be pretty flimsy, and often wind up bent near the middle of the cartridge). Then while fidgeting with the firearm, the round loads, and either by an internal glitch or (more often) the novice handler still having their finger on the trigger, the firing pin engaged and shooting the round. Now double fires, while not a wholly uncommon phenomena, usually involve a hair trigger or some other modification to the weapon that affects the way it functions internally. What would be more likely with a regular .22 would be that, after the first round entered the man’s brain, his body convulsed, and having his finger near the trigger, his twitch caused him to fire the weapon again. But if he’s holding it facing himself with a finger near or on the trigger... well some people really don’t need to be handling guns. Like I think some of those firearm training classes cover some really “nah duh” common sense type stuff, but then I remember some people really don’t get that the super sonic lead thrower that can be activated by less than an inch of movement needs to be kept pointed away from people and anything you don’t wanna see perforated or dead. It’s like, yes, totally a legitimately possible story, but like, also would be a very convenient cover for murder.
A guy I had been getting bad vibes from for months (because of how incredibly angry he could get in thge blink of an eye) casually told me about how one time he got really mad at a girl and he blacked out for a bit and the next thing he saw was her crying on the ground and saying he hit her. He immediately followed this with "Oh but don't worry, I remember what happened now and I didn't actually hit her." He told me that right after getting scarily angry at me for not responding to his texts within a certain amount of time. Let's just say I've been scared of him ever since and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he did hit that girl.
ALWAYS discuss while your partner is fully awake and alert if you’re interested in doing lewd things to them while they’re asleep, and never act on it unless you have consent, ok?
@@jermasus8600 yep it's a thing (not sure if it's necessarily new) and it's alright as long as you have your partner's permission. if you don't then...... ;__;
One of my bullies insulted me and I was like "Do you have a dog?" He said yes. Me: "Your gonna miss him" I walked away and he looked as white as a snowman
One of my ex-boyfriend's ones casually told me that he didn't want our future children to attend Catholic schools because the uniform would turn him too much. I broke up with him.
@@susanschubert1222 A red flag with a rich history of red symbolism and red heraldry uses dating back all the way to the red century, representing the proud red-blooded people of Redland.
My friend killed my minecraft wolf. He was so casual After he killed my dog I decided to get revenge and kill all his horses, burned his stuff and his house, killed his pets, and bed trapped him
5:48 As I Christian I just wanted to say, on the record, that killing *anyone* because they do not believe in what I believe is completely wrong and is not condoned by the Lord! Jesus called us to love each other and for brother to help brother, not to kill!
Micaela Royo- But atheists and unbelievers are not our brothers.And they would hurt you in a heartbeat. Jesus called us to love fellow Christians, but not His enemies(ever heard of the imprecatory Psalms?)
@@jsims1617 I'm not here to fight but check out Matthew 5:43-48 (i'll include it below). Do not take the imprecatory Psalms out of context, that was during times of active war and much before Christ showed us the way (although the Psalms are led by the Holy Spirit). Even if they hurt us, we need to still love them, did Jesus not die for those who had betrayed him, send him to die, and cast lots on his clothes? Did he not die for us, who once were sinners but saw the light? Condoning someone to death for who they are or what they believe is never the solution, not will that ever be what the Lord wants or their life or ours; we cannot do the job that God has reserved for Himself with His righteous judgement. Here are the bible verses: “43 You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ 44 But I say to you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you, 45 that you may be sons of your Father in heaven; for He makes His sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust. 46 For if you love those who love you, what reward have you? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? 47 And if you greet your brethren only, what do you do more than others? Do not even the tax collectors do so? 48 Therefore you shall be perfect, just as your Father in heaven is perfect."
I had a dream last night where this Satan Worshipper needed enough people to do a ritual so he haunted us and broke into our house multiple times man’s eventually got us all outside after like an hour of horrifying us, and by the end he literally just cries because all the people are literally just eating ice cream and Edit: oh I know where I was going with this story! I guess we were like, on a cruise but it was a size of a house, and I told these adults that were talking to me about how I moved in with my aunts cause my biological parents are drug addicts. Edit again: btw I have a lot of dreams about people trying to get me to stay in a dream land or go to hell with them and apparently that was just a guy in the comments so it’s all good.
FD13 -7563 oh. Sorry everyone ended up eating ice cream and stuff instead of killing themselves with dirty water and plants to become friends with Satan. We’re really selfish.
Dubayu Dubayu Dubayu Dot Calm same I had a dream where this Satan Worshipping group kept trying to get me to join them and summon satan or some shit by bribing me with money and hot guys. I said no and a day passes by and as I’m in my kitchen looking for a snack, I open my fridge and this white faced spider demon lady pops out and jump scares me. I couldn’t wake up and I had to spend a few minutes staring at this horrifyingly creepy spider demon as my vision slowly turned red.
one time in science class this kid sat next to me and he said, "can I tell you a secret?" I just said, "sure". he said that cops came to his house the previous night and arrested his dad for hurting his mom. he's now one of my best friends in school and things have gotten much better for him and his family.
(older woman): *bursts out laughing at a gore-y horror movie death* Me: “So ummm... why is that so funny?” Woman: *slowly turns her head* “I’m going to murder my brother” 🙂🙂🙂 Me: “oh okay...” I mean I’ve heard a couple murder confession and other shit but none of them were ever told to me whilst looking me dead in the eyes and smiling. This woman slept not far from me too.
I talked to my church's pastor once, he told me about his story when he was in Canada. He had a friend who would fake drowning every time they go swimming in the streams. One day, the water flow more aggressively than usual, and he actually was stuck and drowning, but everyone thought he was joking and they ended up finding his corpse somewhere a mile away two or three days later. And it was terrifying how he told it so casually, I always think about that when I go swimming until this day.
I got told horrific stuff almost on the daily in my old job. No idea why, I was just a grocery delivery person... but the first time it happened this old guy approached me while i was in the store and said something like "You know, my wife is leaving me soon. I'm an electrician and I got her adult son working for me, but three weeks ago he was electrocuted on the job and now he's fully blind and fighting for his life at general hospital. I still don't know how I'm alive. I make myself sick." I just stood there and listened, probably wide eyed, and blurted out "I'm so sorry." Then he was like "no need to say sorry, there's no one to blame but myself" and walked away. I ran into my manager and had to tell him what happened because I was thoroughly shaken. We took our breaks together and he told me about all the crazy shit people have told him doing my job. I had no idea working with the public would mean being submitted to the intimate details of other peoples lives. Im too empathetic and was dealing with my own shit, so that mixed with having to deal with rude entitled asshole customers made me swear off any sort of retail/customer service job for now.
I was a dumb kid in 1st grade that didn't know how the world worked. Was casually talking to one of my friends on the bus about the latest Lizzy McGuire episode that aired the night before and then turned to this kid who was a lot older than me out of nowhere, for no reason at all, and told him "If we could bring guns to school I'd shoot you." I wasn't a bad kid, never played an FPS in my life at that point, and never said something like this out of nowhere before either, and I've never shot a gun in my life of any sort at all before. I just said it for the sake of randomness. After that, I went to talking about the show and then we got to school and went about our day. About half way through the day, I get called into the principals office and there's a police officer sitting there with my mom, dad, principal, and the kid who I said I'd shoot. I didn't know why it was such a big deal because I was so young and naive at the time, but out of nowhere I just started crying and got sent home for the day. Weirdest part was that I wasn't grounded, and my only punishment from the school was being sent home early for the day. I never saw the guy on the bus again after that, and now that I think about it, I believe that also caused me to get banned from riding the bus until middle school so I had to start walking to and from school everyday, and I always thought it was because I felt the walks weren't that far so there was no need for a bus ride either.
@@moonflowergirl3206 making it seem very serious is enough for a kid not to do it again even if they weren't going to do it. you can see that happen in OP's story. they made a threat, they got scared when they saw the consequence, they didn't do it anymore. also kids lie, like a lot so that's why its better to just show them what will happen if they continue anyway.
@@moonflowergirl3206 I know this is super late, but if someone was serious about it and they got asked by someone who could prevent them from carrying it out asked them if they did say it, they would probably lie. Nobody who is serious about it is going to give it up and tell the truth. They have to take these things seriously because there's a chance it could always be real. There are SO many cases where it hasn't been taken seriously and the person meant it, so now schools and law enforcement are trying to take it seriously because unfortunately, school shootings and stuff do happen. It may seem ridiculous, but I'd rather them take it seriously and it turn out the person was just joking, then they dont take it seriously and do something and it turns out the person was serious and does it. My school had to expel a girl and basically ban her from setting foot on the property (as well as cancelled school for two days) because she made a hit list and was threatening to actually come to my school and kill the people on it, and I can still remember the fear that everyone felt for months afterwards. Stuff like that can't be taken lightly because there are people who WILL actually do it.
My mom has never done that, but she's terrified of accidentally doing it so she always double checks before turning the dryer on. We have 9 cats so it isn't improbable
A couple years ago my friend had to pick up a check so i went with and while i was waiting for her in the car this homeless guy walks up and knocks on the window and i open it a little. At the time i had a small shaved mohawk that went down the back of my head and this man tells me " I like your hair. You know thats the way they used to cut people so they could scalp them" and i said thats cool and shut the door
If he was in the southern usa that's actually really common. I was obsessed with funding animal skulls in the woods. As were a bunch of other kids from the deep south that I know of.
I mean, when you live on a farm, you eat what you can -for lack of a better word- produce, be it vegetables, fruits, eggs or meat. It's not uncommon for kids to learn how to take care of the farm and also how to live off it, so they know what to do later on or if something happens. You learn to view life in a different way too, once something or someone is dead, you usually don't really care about what happens to the empty vessel, it's now garbage or your next coffee table centerpiece or your new belt or your next meal. It's pretty simple actually, though it may seem cruel to some.
I asked my ex boyfriend what the most horrifying thing he ever heard in prison was and he said that this guy had been hysterically laughing about having sucked a dog’s dick and I wish I knew how to un-hear things.
In middle school my gym teacher looked me in the eye and said: "If you weren't so young I'd fist you." I didn't pay attention cause I thought he meant punching because I was kinda slacking off...then he started going into details. *He wasn't talking about punching.*
3:11 What the person experienced was a hangfire, it’s basically where there’s a delay in the round going off. Although that doesn’t explain why the gun fired twice, unless it was a shitty gun and once the first round went off and the hammer set off the round without pulling the trigger
It's possible that getting shot in the head triggered a spasm that caused him to squeeze off another round, but seriously, either this ridiculously unlikely series of events happened or they straight up murdered the dude, which is far more likely.
I can believe he definitely shot himself. Twice one round from it not going off the first time then a second shot by him triggering shot because of first shot.
The most horrific thing i heard recently came from my bff. She had the sickest nightmare and gosh it’s chilling: She was siting (legs crossed) in a black room,casually staring at a clock. The clocks pointers were drawn on the clock with blood.And suddenly,the drawing began going counter clockwise,and the more it went,the more monsters appeard in the room,then corpses,then,human heads...and my bff told me she kept *giggling* uncontrollably.She told me that her body was giggling but on the inside she was crying and horrified. MAN IM WORRIED
This is mine: “Haha don’t you sometimes wish that you skin someone you admire and wear their skin so you look like them?” I think that person needed help
I was once at my local municipal pier with my sister, getting test shots with a new video camera. This old guy comes walking up to us and starts a conversation about how bad things were getting in the country. This was the early 2010s and the effects of the 2008 recession were still going on, so of course we agreed. But then the guy just blurts out, "You know, sodomy used to be illegal everywhere," and starts going on about how Obama was going to make everyone's kids gay or something.
I was at an annual "friendsgiving" kind of event that usually pulled 30ish people. one of the people was Jeff, a guy who looked exactly like a grown up Ralphie from A Christmas Story; I think the adorable look threw me off, because I'd spent several friendsgivings around him and never noticed a particularly disturbing streak. this time, there was a dog in the house, and he spent the whole night harassing, bothering, and attempting to scare her. we had all been warned when coming to the party that the dog was already super neurotic around people, so I was trying my best to follow her around the party protecting her, always waiting for other people to say something about Jeff. nobody did. finally, when I had gotten fed up, I said "Jeff, leave the damn dog alone. it's not funny, she doesn't like it." still nobody chimed in, it's like nobody noticed how much he was genuinely upsetting this poor animal. it wasn't funny. he did leave her alone at last, and the party continued unimpeded for a few more hours. (I made sure to sequester her away in a bedroom.) so that night, after everybody was pretty drunk, I was sitting outside smoking a joint when Jeff comes out blazed, drunk, and having taken what sounded like a disturbingly high dose of magic mushrooms. It subdued him, it seemed, so I was just out there keeping an eye on him in case he passed out so he didn't crack his head. suddenly he starts telling me this story about how these Black guys picked on him in high school and how he always fantasized about murdering them. he told me this long drawn-out fantasy as though, by virtue of my also being white, I was just going to be like "oh cool". I felt insanely uncomfortable and was trying to figure out how I could leave when he started claiming he actually killed one of them. I have never excused myself from a table so fast - in that moment I was like "oh fuck, if he's telling me the truth and he remembers telling me this I'm gonna have to worry about my own safety..." I faked a phone call, left a me-shaped dust cloud on the patio, left the party, and told the host I wasn't going to be making it to any more if Jeff was around. (I did relay what he told me to several people close to him. No one seemed surprised...) I heard he doesn't come around anymore. I do not wanna know why.
Me and a buddy of mine actually blew down the gate to this large community, and let loose a bunch of beasts into it that started ravaging and killing everyone inside. About 2-3 years later, I met someone who's mother was killed in that incident, and he told me & my bud all about it. We didn't tell him about our involvement in that for the next 2 or so years. One day, I hadn't slept well and thought telling him was a good idea. We fought, a bunch of armed military force came after us, my buddy help me beat the shit out of the guy and we took off. Anyway, Eren Jaegar's throwing a hissy fit right now. I'm choking him out as I type this.
I haven’t even watched the video yet just wanted to give my lil story, when I was younger, about 17 years old I was put in the psych ward at a hospital for suicidal tendencies, later on in the week I was being released from the ward and I went to the entrance of the hospital to get picked up by a taxi and this lady who was huge with no legs wheeled up to me in a wheelchair and started talking about how she just attempted suicide by train and only lost her legs... I was in complete shock and don’t really remember much of our conversation but it was pretty fucked up how she could just tell me this out of nowhere.
My cousin was tellling me how she saw a snake in her dream and it was scary and all, until she got this giant grin on her face and said "and then i got a knife, stabbed its neck *and killed it.* " still with that smile all casually-- *she was 3.*
For some reason, people have the urge to tell me things, like weird-ass things and things I have no right knowing. I've been told it's because I just feel like a non-judgmental trustworthy person and a secret keeper (someone gave me a Harry Potter reference) as a Secret Keeper. So, I have to go to my grave with so many things. Like, I will never tell a soul most of what these people told me, probably because my life would be in danger, but I've just come to be literally the least judgmental and the most judgmental person u will ever meet and nothing u tell me will phase me. It's a gift and a curse.
Not only was that HIV story absolutely horrible, but that guy broke so many laws doing that. At least one Federal Crime of opening another person's mail.
My friends pop died and I asked him how his pop died, he just stared at the floor for a couple of minutes, looked up at me started talking about something random like I never asked him, then he said “oh yeah Charlie ate him” I have *NEVER EVER* heard of anyone named Charlie. They didn’t have any pets, and I was his only friend.🤭
i was in… i want to say 4th grade? i was eating breakfast and my mom was on the phone talking to my grandma. she said bye super casually and sat down to eat. i asked her what it was about even tho i didn’t really care and without even looking up she goes “my uncle (barely older than her, they grew up together in china) was beaten to death in a gang war” and changed the subject. i never asked her about it
That HIV positive one... holy shit, the amount of lives those people endangered by not telling the guy and destroying the evidence. What the fuck was their logic behind that?
Fe years ago, my classmate confessed to his pet murder when my class group was having lunch at cafeteria. He didn't say it queitly. He said it in a voice you talk if you don't care if you're heard. The next week, he apparently moved, or was moved by his parents, to another school. Last I checked, he's in jail for first degree murder.
*TW: mentions of s//code & abuse* I was once walking around with a friend and talking to her. I don't even remember what we were talking about, but out of the blue she said "I'm glad I have friends, because if I didn't I probably would have killed myself already" I didn't know whether or not to believe her, because (unfortunately) suicide has been reduced so much that people use it as an expression all the time, but since then I have discovered that she's being abused at home and goes to therapy... I now keep a very close eye on her and make sure to let her know I love her. Btw, we weren't even close friends then, though we have grown closer since. I knew her because we had some mutual friends, and this particular time we were together with a mutual friend and were talking just the 2 of us because he saw some other friends and was with them.
I got drunk one time and made the mistake of reminiscing about my time in Iraq with some friends I made in college. The next day they were all pretty stand-offish; I don’t talk about Iraq with anyone I want to have a meaningful relationship with anymore.
I was at school waiting for my mom to pick me up since school had just ended and my friend walked up to me and we started a conversation. All of a sudden mid-conversation she tells me she has an eating disorder. I said “Oh...” and stared at her for a bit, not knowing how to respond to what she just told me. No sooner did my mom pick me up and I hugged and told my friend goodbye.
A .22 pistol??? Could be a zip .22, that thing probably would delay the first round then fire twice, that thing is absolutely the WORST pistol in all of existence and fails more than it fires...but it does look kinda cool
Literally yesterday I sat with a group of my boyfriend’s friends, celebrating one of the friends birthday. I told a joke and some guy (a friend of the host) told my boyfriend he should stab me and that no one would care if I die, even my mom. It was the first time I ever met him. My boyfriend and I were shocked and I stopped talking after that.. it was scary how casually he suggested to murder a person he doesn’t know
the one about abusive narcissistic ppl is unfortunately really true. my "best friend" offhanded told me that he killed small animals as a child, beat up kids in school and sent them to the hospital, and he told me straight up that he wanted to hurt me when i made him angry. i endured 5 years of this until finally cutting him off when i was safe to do so. he still blew my phone up with about 40 phone calls, over 100 texts, and threatened me when i stopped replying once and for all. yikes lmaoooo
I met someone on a discord, who, after a few weeks of getting to know each other, started telling our friend group their fantasies of torturing people to death. He had multiple scenarios, and they went on for pages, on what order he would do things in, etc. From then on he kept dropping casual comments like "oh killing someone is on my bucket list" and "oh the law is the only thing stopping me from killing someone" into conversation. The admin refused to acknowledge that he might be serious so I left the server.
The .22 pistol story while improbable IS absolutely possible to happen. Sometimes you get what's called a "hangfire" which is a delayed ignition of the gunpowder due to manufacture defect or a sloppy reload process. Guy could have pulled trigger no bang, foolishly looked in the barrel, bullet detonated striking him in the face, with finger on the trigger it clinches from pain resulting in a second bullet in his face. If you gun fails to fire while your target shooting you should wait a few seconds with the gun pointed in a safe direction to see if it fires if not eject the round and discard it immediately.
Honestly I think I might do this to people when I tell them about my dad. He's an alcoholic that abandoned me after my parents divorced. He has never payed child support and I have pretty much gone no contact with him because he would only try to contact me to try and manipulate me. For a court hearing he had come down and stayed with our neighbors a block away (not that they really wanted him there in the first place but that's another story) and he didn't even try to see me, his only child. I've seen him go through so much, including being carried out on stretchers multiple times. Whenever I say this to someone, I always tell them something along the lines of, "I have no problem saying so casually because I was ashamed of my childhood for years. I refuse to be that way today because nothing that happened to me or what I saw was my fault. It affects every aspect of my life and I'm sick of feeling horrible about something I have no control over." This usually lightens the mood a little bit, and I'm usually told that it's pretty cool of me to deal with it like that or something. I still struggle a lot today with it, because after all of it I really just want my dad back. I don't like having to wait for the call that I know I'm gonna get one day, and I still hold out hope that he will get better, because my dad when he's sober is one of my favorite people in the world.
Still remember I was getting a ride home once. The lady driving was talking about her sleeping with a bunch of guys because she wanted a baby. The kicker was she expressed disappointment in the man who raped her, because he didn't impregnate her. 👀 "Man the n**** could've gave me somethin'". Oh and I had my infant in the back seat with me too. 😳
I remember casually telling my mother that one of my wounds were bleeding and that my handkerchief can't handle the blood anymore. It did not end well.
The probability of shooting yourself in the face, twice, is really still insanely unlikely. He would’ve been standing up, so firing a gun backwards (into your face) would’ve made him drop the gun fast enough for it not to hit him in the face a second time. Without seeing the actual forensic report I can’t say more than that tho.
@@christino3852 Except when your brain takes extreme damage like a bullet wound your body will always jerk because the brain sends out a shock to your entire body so yes it's possible and not as unlikely as you think
My dad once met an old hitchhiker who told him about his time in prison, where his only sense of sanity was a mouse he secretly fed bread to in his cell and trained to eat out of his hand. When he had to change cells he told the new inmate about the mouse and how he hoped it might bring a little happiness to whoever moved into his old block. The next morning in the cafeteria he gets a tap on the shoulder and the new inmate wordlessly hands him a crucifix made from two popsicles. On it, the dead mouse is tied spread eagle. My dad continued the conversation with the hitchhiker and found out he was the eldest son of a large family who lived remotely on a farm with no phone or neighbours. When he was 9, the hitchhiker's father rode the horse into town over three days away and during the trip, the hitchhiker's mother died and he had to bury her himself. Never met the guy myself and he'd probably be dead by now, but I hope he's happily reunited up there with his mother and that mouse.
When I found out that my brother in law was a hit man. I think the one that shocked me the most is that a law maker right know would be died if he just changed his mind about killing him. A quote from that convo "I didn't really want to deal with hiding the evidence and trying harder then normal." "Oh....was it usually easy?._." "Yea but going for someone in power was annoying befor so I just decided not to." "Oh....cool....can I tell you where I want to eat now."
My friend’s mom had cancer. One week, for a few days he didn’t come to school, and rumors were spreading that his mom had passed. One day he showed up to school.
Me: “how was your weekend?”
Him: “oh it sucked, I lost my Nintendo DS.”
Me: “oh that’s too bad.”
Him: “oh yeah and my mom died”
I know it was probably his way of coping, but it caught me off guard.
Last year I saw my mom slowly dying from cancer. It messes up your mind.
She died in November, sometimes I still say stuff that makes no sense.
Non related, but my coworker, who I consider as a friend, told me that when he was young he and friends tortured a cat and kicked her dead. He was saying it like a funny story, but he did say he couldn’t believe he was that mean
@@sarien_aurelas damn I'm so sorry for your loss! I'm sending you all the love and mental hugs I can!
Tbh my approach to telling people my mom had died was pretty similar. It felt super awkward to open with it because it's like just dropping a bomb on people but it also feels wrong not to mention it early in the conversation. To @Azanure, I'm sorry for your loss and even though it's cliche I can say for me it did get better with time. Less raw, at least.
My mom died from cancer a couple months ago and I could imagine saying something like that. Or it just tends to come out coldly. My brain doesn’t want to access those emotions, or something like that.
Sokka: My first girlfriend turnet into the moon
Zuko: Oh... that's rough buddy
Avatar reference? I haven't gotten through the whole season yet 😶. I appreciate it tho!
Rewatching the series has made me so avatar obsessed that I have avatar related videos come up for me on RUclips. Your comment just made me double take that I wasn’t watching another one lol!
This comment wins
I love that show so much
You, ma'am, win the Internet for today! 🤣🤣
Legend has it the meat cleaver is still in her hand till this day
Jack Clark ah
At this point it has become a part of her body.
That's shock for ya
i still feel bad for her shirt
Barecion what are you doing with my hair and hat?
My ex-roommate told me very casually and while hysterically laughing that her ex would burn her with cigarettes. That’s not the reason she broke up with him.
Thats not ok at all
what was the reason?
yeah what was the reason
He cheated. My point was that being burnt with cigarettes wasn’t enough for her to leave him. She thought it was okay.
Using laughter while telling something very sad is a way the mind has of hiding a crushing anguish. Interesting enough, the laughing person can't properly describe what's so funny when they laugh like that.
“sorry sir i’m only 14?”
“that’s okay.”
like who- how- what- why??
Your name fits perfectly
@@lemongrassandpeach4884 XD
I was in a similar situation like this
That HIV one was so sad wtf
It seems like something they would let the guy know.
That sounds bad, but I'm positive you and everybody else would do the same in the same situation.
da
@@TheCaptainFatBelly WTF no, besides that is rather unethical and a potential death sentence for that person and other people!
@@Armsmen yeah ik, but it was a different time. If you were in living during the whole aids / hiv crisis, if you were in a similar situation, you would've done the same. As dangerous as it is
*Attack on Titan flashbacks*
Bro I just watched that episode
Hey man we're the Armored and Colossal titan respectfully. Now lets go.
*Whaddya mean no?*
The ending for season 2 is creepy as fu*k
@@flow_gnag lots of foreshadowing in that one.
I can't wait for season 4
A friend of mine told me this one:
Someone in class was a little more quiet than usual, and I tried not to pry. Cue douchebag teacher who got on him for it. All the boy said was "Sorry, my little brother died last week and I've felt awful since the funeral yesterday." Everyone went dead silent with the realization that he hadn't missed a day of class. The whole school learned about it through rumor and no one has liked the teacher since(he was still mad at the boy for being quiet).
That teacher deserves to be smack with a baseball bat
@@nashidragneel5636 AGREED
A lot of these people in this have hella trauma and dont realize how disturbing what they are saying actually is because they are so desensitized. Especially when what happened to the victim plays in their head over and over again and they just want to blurt things out to get it out.
It's honestly heartbreaking.
Can confirm, I have some obscure issues apparently and according to other people it can be really horrible to hear about some of those topics, but I don't fully understand what is so bad about it if I'm just saying words. It's just my life and what I experience, but it seems like it registers as so much worse to others
As someone with severe PTSD, can confirm
I was talking to my friend and we were having a conversation about the term “Survival of the Fittest” and what would we do if we were in a crisis. She flat out said “I'm not the type of person who's gonna let someone stress me out, if food is running low and you wanna cause panic I will eat you and feed what I leave behind for the rest of the survivers.” I just finished eating my sandwich and tried not to think about how she said it like she was telling me about walking her dog.
I respect that
a true survivor that one, Charles Darwin would be proud
This doesn’t make fucking sense
@@theblueguyfromimblue9950 it does.
i mean u asked her what she would do, i respect her tbh like shit if ur in that situation u better make sure u stick with her and stay on her good side, true leader
When one dude kept referring to girls as "its" or "things"
*that has wacky vibes*
i sometimes call people its but at least i don't discriminate
I think it was more of a mental problem. He was definitely different. He gave me the heebie jeebies.
@@Ian-np6zt I'm getting the heebie jeebies thinking about it
12:27 i once told a psychologist i was feeling suicidal and her response was "aww".
Well i hope you have a new one, cause that's f*cked up.
Older generation still think that that's normal compassion. But younger generations def see that as impersonal/mocking.
I once told a psychiatrist that I wish I could be a different person, and she said "What do you want me to do about it?"
@@dingusmcscrungophd5219 well now I'm never going to a psychiatrist to seek help. Damn
@@garcia320 that's a separate case, definetely do seek help, the right professional will do wonders for you
I told someone that “if you don’t spot making those puns I’m gonna skin your teeth” and the look he gave me was the most horrified I have ever seen.
I guess they didn’t think you were
Punny 😏
is it possible to make an entire sentence out of puns
But teeth are just bones so... Tibia honest I wouldn’t know how you would but I thought the reply section was quite humerus and the fact I am taking up the thyme to make this is outstanding.
How exactly does one skin a tooth?
thegreattotemaster take off the enamel layer by layer until it is just the nerve
I swear to god, every time I've asked my grandpa if he was OK he's said "No." ...He's been doing this since I was 3.
Probably because of your profile pic
That's funny
My grandma is a survivor or a Banner Bank robbery
No one was hurt but those men had guns and probably wouldn’t care if they shot someone... she came home later than expected (had to do witness report and everything) and was not even emotionally shook up 😂 my grandma is crazy
in my early twenties i was robbed at gunpoint in the store that i worked and the only thing i was upset about was missing the episode of desperate housewives because the cops were collecting evidence and i had to tell what happened to so many different people ( no replay or good streaming around 2006)
@@hyacinthbucket5062 im dead
*Priorities*
once one in a middle school field trip, we where divided into small groups with a parent and we went to Hard Rock Cafe, and the dad I was with was sitting with his back against the wall in the corner, so he could see the whole room, and he looked up to the table in front of us and was happy his son was sitting with his back up against the wall so he could see everyone and anyone walk up to them. The reasoning being because he has to kill someone in his past and both him and his family forever needs to be on guard anywhere they go.
more recently at work a customer came in, and just casually mentions how she can kill a man with a tooth pick, and everywhere she goes she is always looking at objects that she could grab like pens or whatever for stabbing for self defense because her family and friends are all military and they basically trained her to always be prepared with her surroundings. Like I get it that's a good skillet to have in emergency situations but tmi
woah
I never get used to randomly hearing about things in the city I grew up in, I dunno why but I feel like Pittsburgh is usually forgotten and it always catches me off guard to hear people talk about it
assuming that the .22 pistol guy story is true, let me just say that this is exactly why you dont look down the barrel of a gun.
Definitely, but as a guy who’s had a .22 pistol, I can say it’s totally possible, but also really sketchy.
It’d have a jam a particular way. Usually you get failure to load or failure to eject type jams, which either leaves the incoming bullet positioned so it isn’t aligned with the firing chamber, or the spent shell of the prior round blocking the chamber, as it hasn’t been fully ejected.
The most likely way for it to fire while clearing a jam is that it’s an acute failure to load (failures to eject are usually pretty obvious and easy to fix, even for a novice) that left the incoming round still normally fireable (.22 rounds tend to be pretty flimsy, and often wind up bent near the middle of the cartridge). Then while fidgeting with the firearm, the round loads, and either by an internal glitch or (more often) the novice handler still having their finger on the trigger, the firing pin engaged and shooting the round.
Now double fires, while not a wholly uncommon phenomena, usually involve a hair trigger or some other modification to the weapon that affects the way it functions internally.
What would be more likely with a regular .22 would be that, after the first round entered the man’s brain, his body convulsed, and having his finger near the trigger, his twitch caused him to fire the weapon again.
But if he’s holding it facing himself with a finger near or on the trigger... well some people really don’t need to be handling guns.
Like I think some of those firearm training classes cover some really “nah duh” common sense type stuff, but then I remember some people really don’t get that the super sonic lead thrower that can be activated by less than an inch of movement needs to be kept pointed away from people and anything you don’t wanna see perforated or dead.
It’s like, yes, totally a legitimately possible story, but like, also would be a very convenient cover for murder.
NeCROWmancer I’m glad someone that known about guns commented on that story. That guy was pretty cocky about his lack of knowledge.
My ex murdered someone and wanted to cut me open because we was "fascinated with me"
I’ve dated a murderer too but he never told me... that. This is like the most stunning one in the comments to me.
Holy cow, I like that one better...
A guy I had been getting bad vibes from for months (because of how incredibly angry he could get in thge blink of an eye) casually told me about how one time he got really mad at a girl and he blacked out for a bit and the next thing he saw was her crying on the ground and saying he hit her. He immediately followed this with "Oh but don't worry, I remember what happened now and I didn't actually hit her." He told me that right after getting scarily angry at me for not responding to his texts within a certain amount of time. Let's just say I've been scared of him ever since and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he did hit that girl.
ALWAYS discuss while your partner is fully awake and alert if you’re interested in doing lewd things to them while they’re asleep, and never act on it unless you have consent, ok?
exactly, it's so fucked up that people think that it's actually okay.
Who actually wants to do these shit with people asleep?Was i living under a rock and havent heard or seen this ever?Is that a thing now?
@@jermasus8600 yep it's a thing (not sure if it's necessarily new) and it's alright as long as you have your partner's permission. if you don't then...... ;__;
It’s really messed up that they didn’t even tell the guy he was positive for HIV before they left, everyone involved is a horrible person imo.
One of my bullies insulted me and I was like "Do you have a dog?" He said yes. Me: "Your gonna miss him" I walked away and he looked as white as a snowman
oww the edge
bruh if you threatened my dog like that you would end up walking like a dog for the rest of your days
Walking like a dog? You'd BDSM dom the person?
@@justiciar1964 oh fucc i meant like spine damage or something lol
@@justiciar1964 No, but I like the way you think.
One of my ex-boyfriend's ones casually told me that he didn't want our future children to attend Catholic schools because the uniform would turn him too much.
I broke up with him.
Wow, that’s a red flag with its own zipcode
Good call, that's fuckin disguisting on his part
Gag!!!!!
@@susanschubert1222 A red flag with a rich history of red symbolism and red heraldry uses dating back all the way to the red century, representing the proud red-blooded people of Redland.
@@susanschubert1222 Alternative joke: A flag so red that the Soviet national anthem spontaneously plays from the aether whenever it is visible.
That we had homework last night...
Notyeetzy Kcs That is the scariest thing that can happen to you today. Imagine if it was a project
Joe Mama69
Terrifying
Joe Mama69
I’m having a panic attack just thinking about it
AAAAAHHHHH
Holy fucking shit i forgot i have to do a presentation about a 500 page book. Thank you for reminding me
My friend killed my minecraft wolf. He was so casual
After he killed my dog I decided to get revenge and kill all his horses, burned his stuff and his house, killed his pets, and bed trapped him
Bwuebaby bro you went too easy on him
@Bwuebaby ur a going a little bit too easy on him
Did you do it in minecraft or real life though?
irl or mc.
Answer the previous two questions, coward.
5:48 As I Christian I just wanted to say, on the record, that killing *anyone* because they do not believe in what I believe is completely wrong and is not condoned by the Lord! Jesus called us to love each other and for brother to help brother, not to kill!
Micaela Royo OK don’t care
@@jobdevries2001 bruh shut up
Someone didn't read the Bible.
Micaela Royo- But atheists and unbelievers are not our brothers.And they would hurt you in a heartbeat. Jesus called us to love fellow Christians, but not His enemies(ever heard of the imprecatory Psalms?)
@@jsims1617 I'm not here to fight but check out Matthew 5:43-48 (i'll include it below). Do not take the imprecatory Psalms out of context, that was during times of active war and much before Christ showed us the way (although the Psalms are led by the Holy Spirit). Even if they hurt us, we need to still love them, did Jesus not die for those who had betrayed him, send him to die, and cast lots on his clothes? Did he not die for us, who once were sinners but saw the light? Condoning someone to death for who they are or what they believe is never the solution, not will that ever be what the Lord wants or their life or ours; we cannot do the job that God has reserved for Himself with His righteous judgement. Here are the bible verses: “43 You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ 44 But I say to you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you, 45 that you may be sons of your Father in heaven; for He makes His sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust. 46 For if you love those who love you, what reward have you? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? 47 And if you greet your brethren only, what do you do more than others? Do not even the tax collectors do so? 48 Therefore you shall be perfect, just as your Father in heaven is perfect."
A few years ago my (at the time) roommate once casually mentioned the mattress he sleeps on was the same one his grandmother died on in the 80s.
Ghost granny probably comforts your friend at night.
Jude MelRoses thats actually very nice of her
I sleep on the same mattress my parents had their first time on 😂
I had a dream last night where this Satan Worshipper needed enough people to do a ritual so he haunted us and broke into our house multiple times man’s eventually got us all outside after like an hour of horrifying us, and by the end he literally just cries because all the people are literally just eating ice cream and
Edit: oh I know where I was going with this story! I guess we were like, on a cruise but it was a size of a house, and I told these adults that were talking to me about how I moved in with my aunts cause my biological parents are drug addicts.
Edit again: btw I have a lot of dreams about people trying to get me to stay in a dream land or go to hell with them and apparently that was just a guy in the comments so it’s all good.
What
I’m so sorry, I wrote this once I woke up🤣
FD13 -7563 oh. Sorry everyone ended up eating ice cream and stuff instead of killing themselves with dirty water and plants to become friends with Satan. We’re really selfish.
@@mynameisddotcalm1008 what the...
Dubayu Dubayu Dubayu Dot Calm same I had a dream where this Satan Worshipping group kept trying to get me to join them and summon satan or some shit by bribing me with money and hot guys.
I said no and a day passes by and as I’m in my kitchen looking for a snack, I open my fridge and this white faced spider demon lady pops out and jump scares me. I couldn’t wake up and I had to spend a few minutes staring at this horrifyingly creepy spider demon as my vision slowly turned red.
A random stranger told me I looked just like her brother, who went missing years ago
Don’t let that freak you out too much. That’s pretty typical. The loved ones see the person everywhere. It’s super sad.
You've just been brainwashed by the person who abducted you, that's why you didn't reconize that person
“I’m the armored titan, and he’s the colossal titan.”
"were the same"
Imagine actually watching anime weebs
@@theblueguyfromimblue9950 I can't tell if this is a joke or not-
I'm probably gonna get r/wooooshed
They killed his mother, I still can't see how they thought that was a good idea, except Reiner is mentally ill.
one time in science class this kid sat next to me and he said, "can I tell you a secret?" I just said, "sure". he said that cops came to his house the previous night and arrested his dad for hurting his mom. he's now one of my best friends in school and things have gotten much better for him and his family.
1:08
I didn’t know Deadpool was real
Well duhhh..
The Amazing Deadpool Productions
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omg 😳
(older woman): *bursts out laughing at a gore-y horror movie death*
Me: “So ummm... why is that so funny?”
Woman: *slowly turns her head* “I’m going to murder my brother” 🙂🙂🙂
Me: “oh okay...”
I mean I’ve heard a couple murder confession and other shit but none of them were ever told to me whilst looking me dead in the eyes and smiling. This woman slept not far from me too.
Woah epic story bro thats so totally gnarly bro
The 10 yr old boy made be sad & mad 😖
Smad
My teacher once said it's time for a pop quiz.
I keep hearing of this in films, what is this? Does it actually relate to the lessons you've had over the past.... what, two weeks?
Roadent1241 yeah it’s does, it’s just like a random quiz that the teacher doesn’t tell you about before
@@Julian-qs8xq Ah, OK. I guess you don't like them because "Surpriiiiise!"?
That's scary
I talked to my church's pastor once, he told me about his story when he was in Canada. He had a friend who would fake drowning every time they go swimming in the streams. One day, the water flow more aggressively than usual, and he actually was stuck and drowning, but everyone thought he was joking and they ended up finding his corpse somewhere a mile away two or three days later.
And it was terrifying how he told it so casually, I always think about that when I go swimming until this day.
That last one freaking FLOORED me. People can be so evil.
I got told horrific stuff almost on the daily in my old job. No idea why, I was just a grocery delivery person... but the first time it happened this old guy approached me while i was in the store and said something like "You know, my wife is leaving me soon. I'm an electrician and I got her adult son working for me, but three weeks ago he was electrocuted on the job and now he's fully blind and fighting for his life at general hospital. I still don't know how I'm alive. I make myself sick." I just stood there and listened, probably wide eyed, and blurted out "I'm so sorry." Then he was like "no need to say sorry, there's no one to blame but myself" and walked away. I ran into my manager and had to tell him what happened because I was thoroughly shaken. We took our breaks together and he told me about all the crazy shit people have told him doing my job. I had no idea working with the public would mean being submitted to the intimate details of other peoples lives. Im too empathetic and was dealing with my own shit, so that mixed with having to deal with rude entitled asshole customers made me swear off any sort of retail/customer service job for now.
It's amazing what people are willing to tell you when you work a customer service/retail job
I was a dumb kid in 1st grade that didn't know how the world worked. Was casually talking to one of my friends on the bus about the latest Lizzy McGuire episode that aired the night before and then turned to this kid who was a lot older than me out of nowhere, for no reason at all, and told him "If we could bring guns to school I'd shoot you." I wasn't a bad kid, never played an FPS in my life at that point, and never said something like this out of nowhere before either, and I've never shot a gun in my life of any sort at all before. I just said it for the sake of randomness. After that, I went to talking about the show and then we got to school and went about our day. About half way through the day, I get called into the principals office and there's a police officer sitting there with my mom, dad, principal, and the kid who I said I'd shoot. I didn't know why it was such a big deal because I was so young and naive at the time, but out of nowhere I just started crying and got sent home for the day. Weirdest part was that I wasn't grounded, and my only punishment from the school was being sent home early for the day. I never saw the guy on the bus again after that, and now that I think about it, I believe that also caused me to get banned from riding the bus until middle school so I had to start walking to and from school everyday, and I always thought it was because I felt the walks weren't that far so there was no need for a bus ride either.
Yeah, schools take things WAY too seriously, it's absolutely ridiculous.🤦🏻♀️
@@moonflowergirl3206 threats should be taken seriously. you never know if the kid truly meant it or not.
@@_DMNO_ Yeah, but they should ask the kid if they meant it or not. Not just straight up call CPS and the police and all that.
@@moonflowergirl3206 making it seem very serious is enough for a kid not to do it again even if they weren't going to do it. you can see that happen in OP's story. they made a threat, they got scared when they saw the consequence, they didn't do it anymore. also kids lie, like a lot so that's why its better to just show them what will happen if they continue anyway.
@@moonflowergirl3206 I know this is super late, but if someone was serious about it and they got asked by someone who could prevent them from carrying it out asked them if they did say it, they would probably lie. Nobody who is serious about it is going to give it up and tell the truth. They have to take these things seriously because there's a chance it could always be real. There are SO many cases where it hasn't been taken seriously and the person meant it, so now schools and law enforcement are trying to take it seriously because unfortunately, school shootings and stuff do happen. It may seem ridiculous, but I'd rather them take it seriously and it turn out the person was just joking, then they dont take it seriously and do something and it turns out the person was serious and does it.
My school had to expel a girl and basically ban her from setting foot on the property (as well as cancelled school for two days) because she made a hit list and was threatening to actually come to my school and kill the people on it, and I can still remember the fear that everyone felt for months afterwards. Stuff like that can't be taken lightly because there are people who WILL actually do it.
Once asked my grandma how she was doing and she replied:
"I'm having some problems with my holes down there. They're fighting for space".
i’m concerned
R/WTF
Some girl freshman year high school told the class she accidentally turned the dryer on while her kitten was in it in the most casual voice
My mom has never done that, but she's terrified of accidentally doing it so she always double checks before turning the dryer on. We have 9 cats so it isn't improbable
If she knew the kitten was in the dryer, then it wasn't an accident. She meant to kill that poor kitten!
@@amandaburnside1825 I think she found out after. But I truly hope she didn’t know :((
For me it has been every time a friend confesses that she has been sexually abused.
Like everyday 😥
I had a flashback from AOT reading the title. Still gets me to this day.
Explain.
Yes
@@gingergrant1057 Have you seen Attack On Titan? If not I can't elaborate because technically a spoiler.
@@legendaryscarletlunala7927 I just finished rewatching all 3 seasons the other day, continue
I have never seen AOT but it looks like a good show
A couple years ago my friend had to pick up a check so i went with and while i was waiting for her in the car this homeless guy walks up and knocks on the window and i open it a little. At the time i had a small shaved mohawk that went down the back of my head and this man tells me " I like your hair. You know thats the way they used to cut people so they could scalp them" and i said thats cool and shut the door
That when I visited a bed and breakfast that’s on a farm a 10 year old casually showed me the sheep heads that they hung up into a tree
If he was in the southern usa that's actually really common. I was obsessed with funding animal skulls in the woods. As were a bunch of other kids from the deep south that I know of.
I mean, when you live on a farm, you eat what you can -for lack of a better word- produce, be it vegetables, fruits, eggs or meat. It's not uncommon for kids to learn how to take care of the farm and also how to live off it, so they know what to do later on or if something happens. You learn to view life in a different way too, once something or someone is dead, you usually don't really care about what happens to the empty vessel, it's now garbage or your next coffee table centerpiece or your new belt or your next meal. It's pretty simple actually, though it may seem cruel to some.
Now that grandpa, is a Chad
“JP, If you’re reading this.....!” 😆😆✊🏾
I knew a dude who injected heroine into his dog once.
Charmatic _YT I hope the dog was OK. I imagine the guy got his arm bitten off.
@@Roadent1241 I HOPE HE DOES
poor dog
I asked my ex boyfriend what the most horrifying thing he ever heard in prison was and he said that this guy had been hysterically laughing about having sucked a dog’s dick and I wish I knew how to un-hear things.
In middle school my gym teacher looked me in the eye and said: "If you weren't so young I'd fist you." I didn't pay attention cause I thought he meant punching because I was kinda slacking off...then he started going into details.
*He wasn't talking about punching.*
3:11 What the person experienced was a hangfire, it’s basically where there’s a delay in the round going off. Although that doesn’t explain why the gun fired twice, unless it was a shitty gun and once the first round went off and the hammer set off the round without pulling the trigger
It's possible that getting shot in the head triggered a spasm that caused him to squeeze off another round, but seriously, either this ridiculously unlikely series of events happened or they straight up murdered the dude, which is far more likely.
Or maybe the way he held it caused it to bump fire
I can believe he definitely shot himself. Twice one round from it not going off the first time then a second shot by him triggering shot because of first shot.
1:16 shock is a hell of a drug
Realised you were talking about the story before and deleted my reply lol. My bad
The most horrific thing i heard recently came from my bff. She had the sickest nightmare and gosh it’s chilling:
She was siting (legs crossed) in a black room,casually staring at a clock. The clocks pointers were drawn on the clock with blood.And suddenly,the drawing began going counter clockwise,and the more it went,the more monsters appeard in the room,then corpses,then,human heads...and my bff told me she kept *giggling* uncontrollably.She told me that her body was giggling but on the inside she was crying and horrified. MAN IM WORRIED
This is mine: “Haha don’t you sometimes wish that you skin someone you admire and wear their skin so you look like them?”
I think that person needed help
Edgy kids in the comments: "but wait, there's more!"
"Doctor said I can't smoke anymore. I just hallucinate and black out." Said to me in an elevator after smoking a bowl.
I was once at my local municipal pier with my sister, getting test shots with a new video camera. This old guy comes walking up to us and starts a conversation about how bad things were getting in the country. This was the early 2010s and the effects of the 2008 recession were still going on, so of course we agreed. But then the guy just blurts out, "You know, sodomy used to be illegal everywhere," and starts going on about how Obama was going to make everyone's kids gay or something.
Well he definitely made the frogs gay. 😉😁
I was at an annual "friendsgiving" kind of event that usually pulled 30ish people. one of the people was Jeff, a guy who looked exactly like a grown up Ralphie from A Christmas Story; I think the adorable look threw me off, because I'd spent several friendsgivings around him and never noticed a particularly disturbing streak. this time, there was a dog in the house, and he spent the whole night harassing, bothering, and attempting to scare her. we had all been warned when coming to the party that the dog was already super neurotic around people, so I was trying my best to follow her around the party protecting her, always waiting for other people to say something about Jeff. nobody did.
finally, when I had gotten fed up, I said "Jeff, leave the damn dog alone. it's not funny, she doesn't like it." still nobody chimed in, it's like nobody noticed how much he was genuinely upsetting this poor animal. it wasn't funny. he did leave her alone at last, and the party continued unimpeded for a few more hours. (I made sure to sequester her away in a bedroom.)
so that night, after everybody was pretty drunk, I was sitting outside smoking a joint when Jeff comes out blazed, drunk, and having taken what sounded like a disturbingly high dose of magic mushrooms. It subdued him, it seemed, so I was just out there keeping an eye on him in case he passed out so he didn't crack his head.
suddenly he starts telling me this story about how these Black guys picked on him in high school and how he always fantasized about murdering them. he told me this long drawn-out fantasy as though, by virtue of my also being white, I was just going to be like "oh cool". I felt insanely uncomfortable and was trying to figure out how I could leave when he started claiming he actually killed one of them.
I have never excused myself from a table so fast - in that moment I was like "oh fuck, if he's telling me the truth and he remembers telling me this I'm gonna have to worry about my own safety..." I faked a phone call, left a me-shaped dust cloud on the patio, left the party, and told the host I wasn't going to be making it to any more if Jeff was around. (I did relay what he told me to several people close to him. No one seemed surprised...)
I heard he doesn't come around anymore. I do not wanna know why.
Me and a buddy of mine actually blew down the gate to this large community, and let loose a bunch of beasts into it that started ravaging and killing everyone inside.
About 2-3 years later, I met someone who's mother was killed in that incident, and he told me & my bud all about it. We didn't tell him about our involvement in that for the next 2 or so years.
One day, I hadn't slept well and thought telling him was a good idea. We fought, a bunch of armed military force came after us, my buddy help me beat the shit out of the guy and we took off.
Anyway, Eren Jaegar's throwing a hissy fit right now. I'm choking him out as I type this.
tbh I'd have probably taken the grandfather up on the murder offer
Somebody once told walked up to me and my buddy during drama club and casually said that they got a cicada stuck in their ear for 5 hours
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My parents say the same thing, they say that getting into the relationship gives consent no matter what really and I highly disagree with that
Honestly thats a pretty discussing thing to think.
@@abbey977 ik which is why I disagree when I was told and was mad ngl
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That's how most people think.
No-one wants a child That's just born to suffer
i know it’s getting bad when these are the only kind of videos i’ll watch
14:00 is so sad. I can’t believe that happened. I can’t explain in words the sense of dread that gave me when he says that.
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"I killed someone last month"
Me: Wait what?!
*4 seconds later*
"He was a pedophile"
Me: Oh, okay...continue.
One time my dad casually mentioned my half brother had killed 2 people..
yeah
2:00 I hate people like this
12:40 there's a lot of people that shouldn't be in that profession.
2:00 and also laughing at it while telling the story to someone else its fucked up.
I haven’t even watched the video yet just wanted to give my lil story, when I was younger, about 17 years old I was put in the psych ward at a hospital for suicidal tendencies, later on in the week I was being released from the ward and I went to the entrance of the hospital to get picked up by a taxi and this lady who was huge with no legs wheeled up to me in a wheelchair and started talking about how she just attempted suicide by train and only lost her legs... I was in complete shock and don’t really remember much of our conversation but it was pretty fucked up how she could just tell me this out of nowhere.
Hey, do u think u could put these on Spotify?
My cousin was tellling me how she saw a snake in her dream and it was scary and all, until she got this giant grin on her face and said "and then i got a knife, stabbed its neck *and killed it.* " still with that smile all casually--
*she was 3.*
Grandpa is living the thug life for real
Dude just standing there with a knife in his hand
For some reason, people have the urge to tell me things, like weird-ass things and things I have no right knowing. I've been told it's because I just feel like a non-judgmental trustworthy person and a secret keeper (someone gave me a Harry Potter reference) as a Secret Keeper. So, I have to go to my grave with so many things. Like, I will never tell a soul most of what these people told me, probably because my life would be in danger, but I've just come to be literally the least judgmental and the most judgmental person u will ever meet and nothing u tell me will phase me. It's a gift and a curse.
Not only was that HIV story absolutely horrible, but that guy broke so many laws doing that. At least one Federal Crime of opening another person's mail.
But it was also his mail,
Dont get me wrong, he was an asshole.
My friends pop died and I asked him how his pop died, he just stared at the floor for a couple of minutes, looked up at me started talking about something random like I never asked him, then he said “oh yeah Charlie ate him” I have *NEVER EVER* heard of anyone named Charlie. They didn’t have any pets, and I was his only friend.🤭
i was in… i want to say 4th grade? i was eating breakfast and my mom was on the phone talking to my grandma. she said bye super casually and sat down to eat. i asked her what it was about even tho i didn’t really care and without even looking up she goes “my uncle (barely older than her, they grew up together in china) was beaten to death in a gang war” and changed the subject. i never asked her about it
That HIV positive one... holy shit, the amount of lives those people endangered by not telling the guy and destroying the evidence. What the fuck was their logic behind that?
Fe years ago, my classmate confessed to his pet murder when my class group was having lunch at cafeteria. He didn't say it queitly. He said it in a voice you talk if you don't care if you're heard.
The next week, he apparently moved, or was moved by his parents, to another school.
Last I checked, he's in jail for first degree murder.
*TW: mentions of s//code & abuse*
I was once walking around with a friend and talking to her. I don't even remember what we were talking about, but out of the blue she said "I'm glad I have friends, because if I didn't I probably would have killed myself already"
I didn't know whether or not to believe her, because (unfortunately) suicide has been reduced so much that people use it as an expression all the time, but since then I have discovered that she's being abused at home and goes to therapy... I now keep a very close eye on her and make sure to let her know I love her.
Btw, we weren't even close friends then, though we have grown closer since. I knew her because we had some mutual friends, and this particular time we were together with a mutual friend and were talking just the 2 of us because he saw some other friends and was with them.
These might be r/thathappened or everyone in this thread has tell me everything faces
some people will just blurt out personal information to anyone, regardless of who.
One time i was spending time with my mum, chatting. She then said 'then when i got raped...' i spat my drink out so hard.
"It's not like your mother hasn't cheated on me before."
I'm sorry, Dad, WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOM HAS CHEATED? I'M SORRY?
I got drunk one time and made the mistake of reminiscing about my time in Iraq with some friends I made in college. The next day they were all pretty stand-offish; I don’t talk about Iraq with anyone I want to have a meaningful relationship with anymore.
What's wrong with being in Iraq?
Why do I relate to the cousin that stabbed herself yet was casual over the phone so much? Like that's something I would probably do lmao.
I was at school waiting for my mom to pick me up since school had just ended and my friend walked up to me and we started a conversation.
All of a sudden mid-conversation she tells me she has an eating disorder. I said “Oh...” and stared at her for a bit, not knowing how to respond to what she just told me. No sooner did my mom pick me up and I hugged and told my friend goodbye.
A .22 pistol??? Could be a zip .22, that thing probably would delay the first round then fire twice, that thing is absolutely the WORST pistol in all of existence and fails more than it fires...but it does look kinda cool
You! You broke the 69?? How could uuu!!! And about guns? :((((
I'm jk btw don't come for me haters
Literally yesterday I sat with a group of my boyfriend’s friends, celebrating one of the friends birthday. I told a joke and some guy (a friend of the host) told my boyfriend he should stab me and that no one would care if I die, even my mom. It was the first time I ever met him. My boyfriend and I were shocked and I stopped talking after that.. it was scary how casually he suggested to murder a person he doesn’t know
the one about abusive narcissistic ppl is unfortunately really true. my "best friend" offhanded told me that he killed small animals as a child, beat up kids in school and sent them to the hospital, and he told me straight up that he wanted to hurt me when i made him angry. i endured 5 years of this until finally cutting him off when i was safe to do so. he still blew my phone up with about 40 phone calls, over 100 texts, and threatened me when i stopped replying once and for all. yikes lmaoooo
I met someone on a discord, who, after a few weeks of getting to know each other, started telling our friend group their fantasies of torturing people to death. He had multiple scenarios, and they went on for pages, on what order he would do things in, etc. From then on he kept dropping casual comments like "oh killing someone is on my bucket list" and "oh the law is the only thing stopping me from killing someone" into conversation. The admin refused to acknowledge that he might be serious so I left the server.
3:10 technically possible but very unlikely it would have to have a hangfire then when he got shot he pulls the trigger maybe could happen
The .22 pistol story while improbable IS absolutely possible to happen. Sometimes you get what's called a "hangfire" which is a delayed ignition of the gunpowder due to manufacture defect or a sloppy reload process. Guy could have pulled trigger no bang, foolishly looked in the barrel, bullet detonated striking him in the face, with finger on the trigger it clinches from pain resulting in a second bullet in his face. If you gun fails to fire while your target shooting you should wait a few seconds with the gun pointed in a safe direction to see if it fires if not eject the round and discard it immediately.
Honestly I think I might do this to people when I tell them about my dad. He's an alcoholic that abandoned me after my parents divorced. He has never payed child support and I have pretty much gone no contact with him because he would only try to contact me to try and manipulate me. For a court hearing he had come down and stayed with our neighbors a block away (not that they really wanted him there in the first place but that's another story) and he didn't even try to see me, his only child. I've seen him go through so much, including being carried out on stretchers multiple times.
Whenever I say this to someone, I always tell them something along the lines of, "I have no problem saying so casually because I was ashamed of my childhood for years. I refuse to be that way today because nothing that happened to me or what I saw was my fault. It affects every aspect of my life and I'm sick of feeling horrible about something I have no control over." This usually lightens the mood a little bit, and I'm usually told that it's pretty cool of me to deal with it like that or something. I still struggle a lot today with it, because after all of it I really just want my dad back. I don't like having to wait for the call that I know I'm gonna get one day, and I still hold out hope that he will get better, because my dad when he's sober is one of my favorite people in the world.
The 3 guys with a gun one is not impossible it's actually kind of common that's why you dont look in the fucking barrel
Still remember I was getting a ride home once. The lady driving was talking about her sleeping with a bunch of guys because she wanted a baby. The kicker was she expressed disappointment in the man who raped her, because he didn't impregnate her. 👀 "Man the n**** could've gave me somethin'". Oh and I had my infant in the back seat with me too. 😳
5:24 modern day crusader here
I remember casually telling my mother that one of my wounds were bleeding and that my handkerchief can't handle the blood anymore. It did not end well.
On the shooting one, yes you can have a delayed hang fire
The probability of shooting yourself in the face, twice, is really still insanely unlikely. He would’ve been standing up, so firing a gun backwards (into your face) would’ve made him drop the gun fast enough for it not to hit him in the face a second time. Without seeing the actual forensic report I can’t say more than that tho.
@@christino3852 Except when your brain takes extreme damage like a bullet wound your body will always jerk because the brain sends out a shock to your entire body so yes it's possible and not as unlikely as you think
The HIV positive story broke my heart...
Edit: The one about the ten year old kid being raped by his father made me cry. Poor kid.
My dad once met an old hitchhiker who told him about his time in prison, where his only sense of sanity was a mouse he secretly fed bread to in his cell and trained to eat out of his hand. When he had to change cells he told the new inmate about the mouse and how he hoped it might bring a little happiness to whoever moved into his old block. The next morning in the cafeteria he gets a tap on the shoulder and the new inmate wordlessly hands him a crucifix made from two popsicles. On it, the dead mouse is tied spread eagle. My dad continued the conversation with the hitchhiker and found out he was the eldest son of a large family who lived remotely on a farm with no phone or neighbours. When he was 9, the hitchhiker's father rode the horse into town over three days away and during the trip, the hitchhiker's mother died and he had to bury her himself.
Never met the guy myself and he'd probably be dead by now, but I hope he's happily reunited up there with his mother and that mouse.
When I found out that my brother in law was a hit man.
I think the one that shocked me the most is that a law maker right know would be died if he just changed his mind about killing him. A quote from that convo
"I didn't really want to deal with hiding the evidence and trying harder then normal."
"Oh....was it usually easy?._."
"Yea but going for someone in power was annoying befor so I just decided not to."
"Oh....cool....can I tell you where I want to eat now."