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John Cena Reads Hilarious Thirst Tweets
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- Опубликовано: 5 апр 2018
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John Maclean: *speaks in calligraphy*
John Cena: *speaks in impact font*
LOL so true :')
John mulaney: SPEAKS IN ALL CAPITALS
сестракофе _underrated comment omf_
𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝗼 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀
Ah I see a fellow member of the House of Maclean.
I love how he wore a suit to read dirty tweets
Ik
Who?
Hunger43 John cena
@@hunger4369 bruh idk why but this has me dying
Carrot with a smile I don’t see him
John Cena’s effortless deadpan humor fuels me
Especially when he apologized to china for calling taiwan a country😂
That fuels me doesn't sound right or am I dirty minded? /:
Pretty sure it's a cup of selected posts and cena already has the writers' notes memorised to respond to the posts with...
@@dennismartinez2905 yes
I'm with@@epic2703
"thighs are made for many reasons. crushing human beings is not one of them" - John Cena
He couldn't be more wrong
Tell that to zangief...
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SANDVICH
Your BBQ sauce is incredible.
THICK THIGHS SAVE LIVES
Love how he just casually starts talking about how to park on his abs and what the prices are
Poo
Im still laughing at the fact he said the parking is crowded
Holy shitballs I haven't checked on this comment in a while, good to know that my most liked comment is about John Cena's abs
so funny
10$ an hour seems reasonable for thirsty people lmao
John Cena sounds like he's a professional therapist
I think that's what he was doing.
@@SamuelDuplessis12 No its not!
Fun fact while he was on a podcast with a wrestling buddy of his named Chris Jericho it was mentioned that while out at a bar, he convinced a couple not to get divorced.
Sophia Banks Not Really🤨
What's even better is that Dr Phil has done this too.
I'm genuinely impressed at the ability to read those completely straight faced.
don't be he shops at my LV store and he's literally like this in person. so dry and lackluster
The video is cut everytime he reads a tweet. He was probably pissing himself laughing at some of them
*Text:* I’ll catch you later bro
*John Cena:* _Not quite. Your arms are a bit too small to catch someone who weighs 251 pounds. And there would be no possible scenario that involves you having to catch me unless someone crafted a human-catapulting machine._
How's this so accurate?
underrated
HELP
I THOUGHT THIS WAS IN THE VIDEO
@@khameriengibson1975 HHFAATYHUHGHHA
“It’s time to get social with media.” - John Cena
Dat rhymes
Blue ,no it does not
@@crystal-qj5hp Are u sure about that?
call me john ha. Ha. Ha. 🤣 I dumb, but what you said was funny
He said medium, not media.
people: sending thirst tweets to john cena
john cena: replying with logic explanation
Priceless.
Pricen't.
And it's friggin hillarious
THE WAY HE JUST WENT
“I would be wanted for *m u r d e r*” AHAJSJJDNSHDHDBDBD IM DEAD
*”Well if you were dead, I’d failed to see how you’d be able to type this message. If you were dead you would’ve said that you were dead. And if you had died due to my voice, then that would be another reason why I’d be wanted for murder”*
- John Cena, probably
Text: *yo bro, you need to chill*
John Cena: *I fail to see how emitting a cold temperature throughout my body and therefore decreasing my bodies temperature, will somehow change my personality or behaviour to a more calm manner*
Nailed it😂😂😂
increasingly verbose
John Cena speaks in *bold*
FantasyDestroyer doesnt work twice.
DatScorpion Boi not as many likes as before.
*Yeah*
Yea he speaks in *bold*
FantasyDestroyer *ikr*
Why does John Cena sound like a weatherman who never takes any days off?
😆🤣🤣 so true!
It is mark of an educated person to entertain a thought without accepting it.
The edit ruined it...
@@coyoparty5069 hekkkkkkk
“… to explain yourself - why you chose this path” took me tf out 😂😂
That sequence was the highlight for me as well. I think the word choice coupled with the extreme morbidity of exploring the request in literal terms is what did it.
This was so funny, especially with his rather logical responses made with such an impressively straight face! Way to go, John Cena!
John cena is the only celebrity who doesn’t throw the papers on the floor, I respect that.
I think it's cuz they gave him a table
By the way ....your profile picture is awesome 😂😂😂😂
Postolisa😂😂😂
_John Cena_
Or eat them
That's neither here nor there.... it's of really little importance. The other celebrities don't do it out of disrespect and I don't think he did this out of respect but he is a great person.
No one:
Jonh Cena: intense crying emoji
No one:
syhmann w: Comments
Like my profile pic?
@@deaulo3768 no
Gray 12 lol
@@commanderboykeen no
Who else got recommended this in 2021?
Nomegalul
Meee
me
ig
ruin and turn into 70
2:42 why does he sound exactly like jerryrigeverything
Duuuuuude so true , I wanted people to notice
why is no one talking about dapz commenting
so Dapz can you see him? pfff, of course, you can what am I even talking about.
Ayy
This guys voice sounds like he would narrate a series of unfortunate events
And it's jooohhnnn Ceeeeennnaaaa
oml YES
yessss omg yesss
OML soooo true!
I was looking for this comment!!!!!!!!!!!
This man speaks like he just graduated from Yale with a degree in law
Kwasi B. I want him as my siri💀
he said: THAT DOESN'T WORK WITH ME
He does have a doctorate degree in thugonomics tho 😂
Kwasi B. He should be in the office
What man the video is a talking chair
The fact he’s so calm about it 💅✨
I spat my drink out laughing so hard at JC's reply to the cooking eggs... classic comeback "I'd be more worried about where the holandaise sauce comes from"
I think we know where
"Eyes closed surgical mask emoji"
😂😂😂😂
I think you mean😷😷😷😷
It took me out. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
*intense crying emoji *😂
😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1k like and HAAHAHAHHA😭😂😂
I imagine John Cena to react to a joke like:
*Ah yes, very amusing.*
Lol
reminds me of captain holt from b99
knock knock
@@Love-xl9ep who's there
@@callmeleonie2218 cargo
John Cena can keep a straight face through the whole video, while I can’t say “pineapple” without dying laughing 😂
Pineapple pineapple pineapple!!!😁😉✌👊
Me who just tried to say pineapple and laughed 💀
"Crying smiley face emoji, crying smiling face emoji. Eyes closed surgical mask emoji. INTENSE CRYING EMOJI. "
He's got an American version of the British accent
Why does this make sense to me?
This is so underrated
its just proper english
Arkku lmao what? 😂
I think it is your social responsibility as a civilised human to explain to me why does this makes sense. Lol😂👍🏽
I lost it when he said “squAts”
Hello
@Hazel Boyle 1:11
Omg haha
Me too
Squaets
The way they animated that floating suit is amazing and so real!
"I will stick to sqwaets, thank you very much."
I want to be as quick-witted and well-spoken as John Cena.
Clearly he is not stupid, he is literate and articulate, but he is more charismatic than anything. I just always get a sense he has a dark side that makes me wary of him. Then again, I have not had a good life in terms of getting brutalized sexually for years as a kid and other bad experiences with men while attending college in the ivory tower. I am just filled with fear and pain and i don't leave my house as i have no quality of life and someone like John Cena would just laugh at me cuz i am emaciated from termimal illness and look pathetic. Nobody really even knows or cares i exist, but not for much longer. Nobody cares about me and i have been a compassionate person, empathic too, even pretty smart, but i hurt so much and feel worthless and used. I think my birth wss a huge error.
Natan Sobol you good?
Natan Sobol ummmmmm....
It’s not that hard 😂😂 read a book
@@natansobol1087 How are you?
Am only one that actually liked how intelligent John Cena was as he reacted to these tweets?! Like, I like that type of humor of his.
That was scripted.
@@knowledgeexchange428 I mean, John Cena is pretty smart witted tbh. And these answers are not actually written by the crew, tho yes, they are pre written
My husband heard the going rates during the last one and shouted across the room "What's that you're watching?!" I shouted back "Thirst tweets!" and we both laughed louder XD
The type of humor is called "Deadpan" lot of great comedians do that style.
@@RedRoseSeptember22 ok so?
" My pp is not the head of medusa it can't hold on people " ~ john cena
1:20 crying smiling face emoji , eyes close surgical mask emoji , intense crying emoji ( I've never seen anyone explain the emojis so well)
he's dressed up for thirst tweets lmao
So that every inch can be spared this time around lol
So... 8.1M people just watched a table, a chair, a bucket, and moving/floating papers
Basically but it's funny
Basically "YOU CAN'T SEE ME"
I just love the fact that this is one of the few rare jokes to survive this long XD
But how did the pieces of paper float though?
@@ionobedoza1090 they probably got strings to hold it up.
He be taking these posts way to seriously 😂
"I wand John Cena to choke me with his biceps"
"Well I can't actually choke you because-"
“Where would the hollandaise come from” BOII 😂
Other celebs: embarrassed af
John Cena: Telling reasons and jokes seriously and does not get embarrassed
The Gemini_writer well his gf is like this 😂 she’s hilarious #bellatwins
John cena is pretty mature
"Crying smiley face emoji, crying smiley face emoji, eyes closed surgical mask emoji, intense crying emoji" I choked 😂😂
Same like wtfffff
😂😂😂😂
"I'll try anything a few times but I can't go back to jail." SIR.
he's so deadpan and the fact that he isn't laughing makes all of these funnier to me
*the fact that he kept a straight face is AMAZING*
"thighs were made for a lot of things, crushing humans was not one of them" - professional wrestler
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
To be fair, most of his offense in all upper body, so his thighs aren’t quite built for crushing. His arms, though….
"I think I'll stick to sqats" 🤣
He is not a professional wrestler
Ello mein koalaean brutha. Bring the family over one day for grilled shrimps with chimichurri.
I like how cena handles the tweets like a school counselor.
Now I can only see him as a school councilor- 😭
😂😂😂
@@kalopsia8709 Or a governor
@@kalopsia8709 wait... YOU CAN SEE HIM?!
Lol yup just gonna straight face the whole thing through
I can't believe I just watched a table for 3 minutes
This was one of the wittiest thirst tweet interviews I have seen! 😅
this should be called: " John Cenna being a smartass"
You're comment doesn't make sense. The title should be "John Cena being a smart ass, while reading thirsty tweets."
But he’s a hot smartass
@@kikibugg1863 tf
Boss Dad what
Kiki Bugg kinda weird
"Eyes closed surgical mask emoji".... John Cena 🤣🤣🤣
I died😂😂😂😂
I laughed so hard I almost choked 😂😂
LOL 😷
More like 😷 instead of 🤣
😂😂😂 that was hilarious..
His voice is really good but I wish I could see him too
this was possibly the dryest way anyone could have responded to that and I'm so here for it
he literally looks like he could be one of those dads in a disney cartoon
hi Who?
💯 king Triton
Yes
I can't breathe, how he can casually say that with a straight face he's so funny
100% comedy gold
You mean chair's face? Where is john cena?
@@BKawai-jr7et I hate this mean hate
@@allya4942 I'm pretty sure it's a joke because of John Cena's iconic, "You can't see me."
@@chloechen1007 I now I just don’t like the joke I have met him I now he says you can’t see me
Omg he answers the thirst tweets like they are normal tweets😭
The part with the parking made me suffocate
Why is he so big compared to the table😂😂😂
Omg I just realised
*so bigg* 👀
That’s because it’s an school desk!
@@tac-os2970 lol
Idk 😂
Bruh, he’s destroying everyone with his intelligence 😂😂😂
Yeah I know the table is so intelligent :O
The weird Squad ha ha, very funny 😂😂😂 I meant John cena
Lol true
666 likes
AarushDraws Oop-
Never in a million years I thought I would see John Cena reading thirst tweets. Yet here we are…
Girl: John cena I love you will all my heart
John Cena: Hm, the heart is an organ whose function is to pump blood throughout the human body. It does not have the ability to feel emotions so no you cannot love me with all ur heart. You can love me with all your brain, technically.
why does he sound like an american chris hemsworth
EDIT: 3k likes? nice.
oni yes.
Exactly what i was thinking
Why yes he doesz
He really sounds like Chris Hemsworth
EXACTLY what i was thinking
“Thighs were made for a lot of things...crushing human beings..was not one..I will stick to SQWAUTS..thank you very much”
Same her lol he so funny
I'm on that part and I almost choked
SQWATS
1:07 lmAOOOOO
spicy psycho I read this comment right as he was saying it and I- freaked out
i love how he still stuck to his storyline.." i can't go back to jail". he's so awesome man, he's great.
I know Cena's an actor now, but I'm kinda mad he's the only wrestler to get a thirst tweet segment. Everyone deserves their time to shine lol
RIGHT! We need a Randy and Roman one...okay I need it, but still
Why does John Cena sound like a doctor that doesn’t celebrate any holidays
Edit:Thank you for the likes have a blessed day 🙏🙏
Lmao So funny xD
SKSKSKS YES.. 😂😶
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds like he’s being sarcastic lol
Lol Andrew Hamilton your right he also takes the tweet too serious too
I like the way he’s so professional about it lmao
Jimin’s Voice Is Higher Than My Grades omg ur username gives me life
I SWEAR ARMYS ARE TAKING OVER RUclips
Hey I love u Army!
Since this section is saying hi so I guess annyeonghaseyo-jungkook
Literally
"You would be part of the ground"
Now THAT caught me off guard
2:15
It feels like he knew what all was coming, has an awesome response to each of the tweets.
“I can’t go back to jail.”
*wHaT*
@Adolf Hitler I thought he became a body builder cause he said he used to get bullied when he was a kid
@@elenachand1 you are right. When he was a kid he used to get bullied for being skinny so in order to get rid of that he asked for a weight lifting bench on Christmas. I never heard that he was in jail...
Adolf Hitler what’s with your RUclips name tho
Who else finds it truly hilarious how from start to finish, he's trying to keep his act together and not get amused or embarrassed haha.
@@heyheyheyheyheyhey76 He lost it at the end xd
"I can't go back to jail." -John Cena
Me Me BIG YEEster lol🤣
Hilarious
he can't go back because they can't see him
I love your name
Me Me BIG YEEster I fucking love your profile picture
It's funny how "you cant judge a book cover" hes so intelligent WOW 🥰💯🖤
His responses are funnier than the tweets...
John cena is actually smart I'm impressed
I agree he sounded really smart
Yeah but the video was boring as hell
He’s a very smart guy actually, it’s interesting.
You lowkey roasted him.
Kabita Phuyal JK
Lol. He roasted all of them.
He can spit roast me anytime
Lmao
This whole "Thirst Tweets" series, John Cena's episodes are my favorite. He is more chaotic than those thirsty tweeters. He is beyond hilarious. His whole attitude and especially his very serious suits killing me. He is the best.
Hello fellow people, you mustn’t lie man sounds like: Lemony Snicket from Series of unfortunate events.
I like that book series
“I will stick to squaaaaats. Thank you very much.” 😂😂💕
To me that’s the best part of the video 😂
Sqwaaaaaats lol
Squäts
Οτακυ sqwats
Brooklyn Juli’auna you’re too young to be viewing this young lady
*The background music makes it more classic.....* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Random Kpop Fan and Otaku army spotted 💜💜💜
K-pop fan!
@@tea2363 army!
Imagine bts would do this xD I kinda wanna see it even thou it would be the end for all army xD
@@vanessaa6926 omg Namjoon doing this would be priceless😂
My recommended: “Yeah today after 3 years we will present this to J.Ness and everyone like her”
That whole explanation and charges for parking on his abs took me tf out 😭😭🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣
“I will stick to Sqaatttss”
i honestly thought that it was only me who heard that hahah
Lmaoo
1:11
i read this comment as he was saying it lolz
lmao
This title is clickbait. There’s no one there
Looool im seeing this jokes and i don't understand why, can you explain me?
Javier León You seriously don’t know? John Cena loves to swipe his hands across his face and say “You can’t see me!” Like he is invisible. It’s sort of like his charm. In fact his trumpet sounding theme song has a rap in it and a line that also says “You can’t see me!” So we joke that he is invisible since we can’t see him
@@IshitonKEWLmembers oof
Spencer Chua Wei Ye tyans for explain.
Tribute Films blol
I just love it that he’s so chill
John Cena has a very good sense of humour. 😂
His voice is so calming lmao. He's being so serious but his humor is just 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Since we can't see him, we can only hear his voice
@@TravellerNg better than 99% comments ahahah
1:14 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
His humor is just 4 X's in a square?
He sounds like some r/wooosh person answering
John Cena being invisible must be the longest running joke in the history of the world.
Yeah It's still alive, And we gotta keep it alive for loooooooooong
@@likeaphoenix6 I agree😂
Wait is it a joke whaaaat?😱
I literally cannot be able to see him
Wut kind of eye disorder is this omg help mee 😣 stop kidding tell me it's same for you all
It died a good bit ago on one end.
@@ParadoxiumReal its definitely not as prominent but its still around and will be for a long time
I want him to have ice cream while speaking mandarin/Chinese
These thirst Tweets are seriously dumb, yet funny at the same time.
John cena is the best humorist ever.he is very reserved,down to earth,well-spoken,wise guy who can deal with any type of weird situation or comments with a straight face.seriously,he is going to win the try not to laugh challenge with eminem.
It feels like he was trying very hard to channel Patrick Warburton for this skit, lol.
Your 600th like is right here
@@lunarwolfie3698 Thank u.ur one like =my appreciation.
Grammar left the chat
Is he sasuke? Man, how long can he make a poker face?
I love how he’s being a smartass 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well this is John Cena after all
Finally somebody says it
Yes it is great
He acts different than on wrestling
@@LilXancheX because wrestling is staged
"Eggs on my butt-enedict" I can't 😂✋
He said “where would the Hollandaise sauce come from” 👀😂
His ironically pragmatic sense of humor is very entertaining
Underrated one might add 👌 and is an acquired taste
I like how people are thirsty for someone who is invisible
FarhaanDaNub ._. Bless me almighty pope dog
That's what i was wondering either..
Jajajajajaj
Let him read the one where sells himself out to the Chinese, ha ha, it's soooo funny.
He even read the emojis like the google traductor omfg 😂😂 **face laughing emoji face laughing emoji*
His humor is so dry. It’s hilarious to just hear him talk.
Pretty sure he acts like that
@@princessarelleintal6242 lemme see u crack a joke or sum miss
@@princessarelleintal6242 😐
@@ishipyouandhell5483 okay sorry😭😭😭
@@tomskiii06 you dumb?
“ *i will stick to **_sqwats_** , thank you very much* “
IKR I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE PRONOUNCED IT LIKE THAT
Cat Nicole I love how calm and straight of a voice he has its funny af
Cat Nicole John Cena slav confirmed
Cat Nicole
I was like WTF
I know people do pronounce it that way, but I’ve never heard it said that way before... okay, I will never laugh at it again.
I am honored to share a birthday with this man, Shakesphere, Jack Nicholson, and Shirley Temple. April 23rd.
Lol I like how the thumbnail showed John Cena's reaction🤣