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  • Опубликовано: 5 апр 2018
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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @Emmatriaaa
    @Emmatriaaa 4 года назад +6209

    John Maclean: *speaks in calligraphy*
    John Cena: *speaks in impact font*

    • @serena7089
      @serena7089 4 года назад +11

      LOL so true :')

    • @kelxy4105
      @kelxy4105 4 года назад +47

      John mulaney: SPEAKS IN ALL CAPITALS

    • @brookenguyen1873
      @brookenguyen1873 4 года назад +1

      сестракофе _underrated comment omf_

    • @maddireese
      @maddireese 4 года назад +1

      𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝗼 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀

    • @V-2512
      @V-2512 4 года назад +2

      Ah I see a fellow member of the House of Maclean.

  • @maevebidonde6827
    @maevebidonde6827 4 года назад +2845

    I love how he wore a suit to read dirty tweets

    • @h0tblond3
      @h0tblond3 4 года назад +6

      Ik

    • @hunger4369
      @hunger4369 4 года назад +17

      Who?

    • @h0tblond3
      @h0tblond3 4 года назад +1

      Hunger43 John cena

    • @plebperson1788
      @plebperson1788 4 года назад +10

      @@hunger4369 bruh idk why but this has me dying

    • @hunger4369
      @hunger4369 4 года назад +14

      Carrot with a smile I don’t see him

  • @jennifermay3685
    @jennifermay3685 2 года назад +5634

    John Cena’s effortless deadpan humor fuels me

    • @ID0NTFUCKRATS
      @ID0NTFUCKRATS 2 года назад +66

      Especially when he apologized to china for calling taiwan a country😂

    • @dennismartinez2905
      @dennismartinez2905 2 года назад +16

      That fuels me doesn't sound right or am I dirty minded? /:

    • @Nefariously_ignorant
      @Nefariously_ignorant 2 года назад +3

      Pretty sure it's a cup of selected posts and cena already has the writers' notes memorised to respond to the posts with...

    • @epic2703
      @epic2703 2 года назад +2

      @@dennismartinez2905 yes

    • @WilfredZweverink
      @WilfredZweverink 2 года назад +2

      I'm with@@epic2703

  • @wiiilllddd
    @wiiilllddd 2 года назад +3736

    "thighs are made for many reasons. crushing human beings is not one of them" - John Cena

    • @SCP_Void_7274
      @SCP_Void_7274 2 года назад +50

      He couldn't be more wrong

    • @RC--tw7em
      @RC--tw7em 2 года назад +13

      Tell that to zangief...

    • @jams3573
      @jams3573 2 года назад +3

      I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SANDVICH

    • @miserablepileofsecrets
      @miserablepileofsecrets 2 года назад +6

      Your BBQ sauce is incredible.

    • @sav_317
      @sav_317 2 года назад +8

      THICK THIGHS SAVE LIVES

  • @birbsgobrr1619
    @birbsgobrr1619 4 года назад +10169

    Love how he just casually starts talking about how to park on his abs and what the prices are

    • @harveycurwick5622
      @harveycurwick5622 4 года назад +21

      Poo

    • @zack_plays7063
      @zack_plays7063 3 года назад +134

      Im still laughing at the fact he said the parking is crowded

    • @birbsgobrr1619
      @birbsgobrr1619 3 года назад +38

      Holy shitballs I haven't checked on this comment in a while, good to know that my most liked comment is about John Cena's abs

    • @georgesalazar-hy1vx
      @georgesalazar-hy1vx 3 года назад +5

      so funny

    • @putaidanganimal1
      @putaidanganimal1 3 года назад +17

      10$ an hour seems reasonable for thirsty people lmao

  • @10ksubstocuremydepression46
    @10ksubstocuremydepression46 4 года назад +2200

    John Cena sounds like he's a professional therapist

    • @SamuelDuplessis12
      @SamuelDuplessis12 4 года назад +7

      I think that's what he was doing.

    • @10ksubstocuremydepression46
      @10ksubstocuremydepression46 4 года назад +1

      @@SamuelDuplessis12 No its not!

    • @darrylwallace2428
      @darrylwallace2428 4 года назад +6

      Fun fact while he was on a podcast with a wrestling buddy of his named Chris Jericho it was mentioned that while out at a bar, he convinced a couple not to get divorced.

    • @10ksubstocuremydepression46
      @10ksubstocuremydepression46 4 года назад +1

      Sophia Banks Not Really🤨

    • @ashgold7036
      @ashgold7036 4 года назад

      What's even better is that Dr Phil has done this too.

  • @steventhrasher3608
    @steventhrasher3608 2 года назад +1822

    I'm genuinely impressed at the ability to read those completely straight faced.

    • @maisonmalli
      @maisonmalli 2 года назад +10

      don't be he shops at my LV store and he's literally like this in person. so dry and lackluster

    • @marcwarren5985
      @marcwarren5985 2 года назад +18

      The video is cut everytime he reads a tweet. He was probably pissing himself laughing at some of them

  • @Kimeikus
    @Kimeikus 2 года назад +1838

    *Text:* I’ll catch you later bro
    *John Cena:* _Not quite. Your arms are a bit too small to catch someone who weighs 251 pounds. And there would be no possible scenario that involves you having to catch me unless someone crafted a human-catapulting machine._

  • @Dadogstarr
    @Dadogstarr 4 года назад +8216

    “It’s time to get social with media.” - John Cena

    • @Blue-jl1yq
      @Blue-jl1yq 4 года назад +32

      Dat rhymes

    • @crystal-qj5hp
      @crystal-qj5hp 4 года назад +17

      Blue ,no it does not

    • @ohyeah5107
      @ohyeah5107 4 года назад +24

      @@crystal-qj5hp Are u sure about that?

    • @crystal-qj5hp
      @crystal-qj5hp 4 года назад +4

      call me john ha. Ha. Ha. 🤣 I dumb, but what you said was funny

    • @ijazhaniffa
      @ijazhaniffa 4 года назад +6

      He said medium, not media.

  • @a-line197
    @a-line197 4 года назад +2467

    people: sending thirst tweets to john cena
    john cena: replying with logic explanation

  • @mal2582
    @mal2582 2 года назад +335

    THE WAY HE JUST WENT
    “I would be wanted for *m u r d e r*” AHAJSJJDNSHDHDBDBD IM DEAD

    • @d1.KT1
      @d1.KT1 2 года назад +12

      *”Well if you were dead, I’d failed to see how you’d be able to type this message. If you were dead you would’ve said that you were dead. And if you had died due to my voice, then that would be another reason why I’d be wanted for murder”*
      - John Cena, probably

  • @rated6036
    @rated6036 2 года назад +233

    Text: *yo bro, you need to chill*
    John Cena: *I fail to see how emitting a cold temperature throughout my body and therefore decreasing my bodies temperature, will somehow change my personality or behaviour to a more calm manner*

    • @msdope6124
      @msdope6124 2 года назад +4

      Nailed it😂😂😂

    • @RyukenXX
      @RyukenXX 2 года назад +5

      increasingly verbose

  • @fantasydestroyer7307
    @fantasydestroyer7307 4 года назад +21119

    John Cena speaks in *bold*

  • @ryan730
    @ryan730 4 года назад +3449

    Why does John Cena sound like a weatherman who never takes any days off?

    • @indra232
      @indra232 4 года назад +2

      😆🤣🤣 so true!

    • @shoaibkhan-hd4we
      @shoaibkhan-hd4we 4 года назад +1

      It is mark of an educated person to entertain a thought without accepting it.

    • @coyoparty5069
      @coyoparty5069 4 года назад

      The edit ruined it...

    • @ryan730
      @ryan730 4 года назад

      @@coyoparty5069 hekkkkkkk

  • @Matt-hs7gs
    @Matt-hs7gs 2 года назад +127

    “… to explain yourself - why you chose this path” took me tf out 😂😂

    • @normalnormie6254
      @normalnormie6254 2 года назад +3

      That sequence was the highlight for me as well. I think the word choice coupled with the extreme morbidity of exploring the request in literal terms is what did it.

  • @adamreutens-tan4246
    @adamreutens-tan4246 2 года назад +468

    This was so funny, especially with his rather logical responses made with such an impressively straight face! Way to go, John Cena!

  • @mynamesimm
    @mynamesimm 4 года назад +9500

    John cena is the only celebrity who doesn’t throw the papers on the floor, I respect that.

    • @leroys96cs28
      @leroys96cs28 4 года назад +331

      I think it's cuz they gave him a table

    • @Escape_velocity
      @Escape_velocity 4 года назад +60

      By the way ....your profile picture is awesome 😂😂😂😂
      Postolisa😂😂😂

    • @yoceluila
      @yoceluila 4 года назад +15

      _John Cena_

    • @noeliahenriquez4323
      @noeliahenriquez4323 4 года назад +22

      Or eat them

    • @tedigital6328
      @tedigital6328 4 года назад +17

      That's neither here nor there.... it's of really little importance. The other celebrities don't do it out of disrespect and I don't think he did this out of respect but he is a great person.

  • @syahmanwidyan
    @syahmanwidyan 4 года назад +3906

    No one:
    Jonh Cena: intense crying emoji

  • @AllStar
    @AllStar 2 года назад +194

    Who else got recommended this in 2021?

  • @dapz
    @dapz 2 года назад +86

    2:42 why does he sound exactly like jerryrigeverything

    • @rubycastvines9263
      @rubycastvines9263 2 года назад +1

      Duuuuuude so true , I wanted people to notice

    • @benjaminmm4745
      @benjaminmm4745 2 года назад +3

      why is no one talking about dapz commenting

    • @FS-me8mj
      @FS-me8mj 2 года назад

      so Dapz can you see him? pfff, of course, you can what am I even talking about.

    • @smarkbustersstink3471
      @smarkbustersstink3471 2 года назад

      Ayy

  • @amberk2342
    @amberk2342 4 года назад +23652

    This guys voice sounds like he would narrate a series of unfortunate events

  • @blondam
    @blondam 4 года назад +8653

    This man speaks like he just graduated from Yale with a degree in law

  • @y0ur._.l0cl._.id0t4
    @y0ur._.l0cl._.id0t4 2 года назад +55

    The fact he’s so calm about it 💅✨

  • @terencebowlen1450
    @terencebowlen1450 2 года назад +39

    I spat my drink out laughing so hard at JC's reply to the cooking eggs... classic comeback "I'd be more worried about where the holandaise sauce comes from"

    • @Jax718_povs
      @Jax718_povs 3 месяца назад

      I think we know where

  • @ishtiaqahmadkhan3721
    @ishtiaqahmadkhan3721 4 года назад +3245

    "Eyes closed surgical mask emoji"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @thisisfine2962
    @thisisfine2962 3 года назад +8013

    I imagine John Cena to react to a joke like:
    *Ah yes, very amusing.*

  • @MythikJ
    @MythikJ 2 года назад +45

    John Cena can keep a straight face through the whole video, while I can’t say “pineapple” without dying laughing 😂

    • @jay-dee-0077
      @jay-dee-0077 2 года назад +3

      Pineapple pineapple pineapple!!!😁😉✌👊

    • @Bones_andArrows
      @Bones_andArrows Год назад

      Me who just tried to say pineapple and laughed 💀

  • @sarahsanchez150
    @sarahsanchez150 2 года назад +12

    "Crying smiley face emoji, crying smiling face emoji. Eyes closed surgical mask emoji. INTENSE CRYING EMOJI. "

  • @tristanatanacio8575
    @tristanatanacio8575 4 года назад +13683

    He's got an American version of the British accent

    • @haileyalexandriabeaumont4312
      @haileyalexandriabeaumont4312 3 года назад +881

      Why does this make sense to me?

    • @kellictrash4992
      @kellictrash4992 3 года назад +315

      This is so underrated

    • @arkku8822
      @arkku8822 3 года назад +230

      its just proper english

    • @MLGDuckk
      @MLGDuckk 3 года назад +36

      Arkku lmao what? 😂

    • @sumnima5671
      @sumnima5671 3 года назад +61

      I think it is your social responsibility as a civilised human to explain to me why does this makes sense. Lol😂👍🏽

  • @MissMIIB
    @MissMIIB 3 года назад +4024

    I lost it when he said “squAts”

  • @krtobi
    @krtobi 2 года назад +17

    The way they animated that floating suit is amazing and so real!

  • @JokersWild
    @JokersWild 2 года назад +5

    "I will stick to sqwaets, thank you very much."

  • @icyjules
    @icyjules 5 лет назад +5266

    I want to be as quick-witted and well-spoken as John Cena.

    • @natansobol1087
      @natansobol1087 4 года назад +26

      Clearly he is not stupid, he is literate and articulate, but he is more charismatic than anything. I just always get a sense he has a dark side that makes me wary of him. Then again, I have not had a good life in terms of getting brutalized sexually for years as a kid and other bad experiences with men while attending college in the ivory tower. I am just filled with fear and pain and i don't leave my house as i have no quality of life and someone like John Cena would just laugh at me cuz i am emaciated from termimal illness and look pathetic. Nobody really even knows or cares i exist, but not for much longer. Nobody cares about me and i have been a compassionate person, empathic too, even pretty smart, but i hurt so much and feel worthless and used. I think my birth wss a huge error.

    • @aaronrac2846
      @aaronrac2846 4 года назад +72

      Natan Sobol you good?

    • @loverlynn8256
      @loverlynn8256 4 года назад +30

      Natan Sobol ummmmmm....

    • @stone65037
      @stone65037 4 года назад +1

      It’s not that hard 😂😂 read a book

    • @judyannlubiano8493
      @judyannlubiano8493 4 года назад +12

      @@natansobol1087 How are you?

  • @erintran6013
    @erintran6013 4 года назад +4863

    Am only one that actually liked how intelligent John Cena was as he reacted to these tweets?! Like, I like that type of humor of his.

    • @knowledgeexchange428
      @knowledgeexchange428 4 года назад +12

      That was scripted.

    • @harshbing8123
      @harshbing8123 4 года назад +58

      @@knowledgeexchange428 I mean, John Cena is pretty smart witted tbh. And these answers are not actually written by the crew, tho yes, they are pre written

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 4 года назад +5

      My husband heard the going rates during the last one and shouted across the room "What's that you're watching?!" I shouted back "Thirst tweets!" and we both laughed louder XD

    • @Figs3
      @Figs3 4 года назад +7

      The type of humor is called "Deadpan" lot of great comedians do that style.

    • @watchtube9429
      @watchtube9429 4 года назад

      @@RedRoseSeptember22 ok so?

  • @thevoid786
    @thevoid786 Год назад +3

    " My pp is not the head of medusa it can't hold on people " ~ john cena

  • @nicrossell
    @nicrossell Год назад +2

    1:20 crying smiling face emoji , eyes close surgical mask emoji , intense crying emoji ( I've never seen anyone explain the emojis so well)

  • @abby6492
    @abby6492 4 года назад +1108

    he's dressed up for thirst tweets lmao

    • @Veenbuen1
      @Veenbuen1 3 года назад +19

      So that every inch can be spared this time around lol

  • @nrcocmln7814
    @nrcocmln7814 3 года назад +6014

    So... 8.1M people just watched a table, a chair, a bucket, and moving/floating papers

  • @Murcxrrie
    @Murcxrrie 2 года назад +12

    He be taking these posts way to seriously 😂
    "I wand John Cena to choke me with his biceps"
    "Well I can't actually choke you because-"

  • @jessasinclare3445
    @jessasinclare3445 2 года назад +2

    “Where would the hollandaise come from” BOII 😂

  • @thegemini_writer2092
    @thegemini_writer2092 4 года назад +2413

    Other celebs: embarrassed af
    John Cena: Telling reasons and jokes seriously and does not get embarrassed

    • @vsaesang2632
      @vsaesang2632 4 года назад +3

      The Gemini_writer well his gf is like this 😂 she’s hilarious #bellatwins

    • @ariannapop8311
      @ariannapop8311 4 года назад +1

      John cena is pretty mature

  • @Tracy-U-
    @Tracy-U- 4 года назад +1864

    "Crying smiley face emoji, crying smiley face emoji, eyes closed surgical mask emoji, intense crying emoji" I choked 😂😂

  • @KansasNotTheBand
    @KansasNotTheBand 2 года назад +6

    "I'll try anything a few times but I can't go back to jail." SIR.
    he's so deadpan and the fact that he isn't laughing makes all of these funnier to me

  • @agenderpersonwholovescheese
    @agenderpersonwholovescheese 2 года назад +7

    *the fact that he kept a straight face is AMAZING*

  • @RaulMartinez-tz9je
    @RaulMartinez-tz9je 3 года назад +5650

    "thighs were made for a lot of things, crushing humans was not one of them" - professional wrestler

    • @tisyasharma8097
      @tisyasharma8097 3 года назад +28

      OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @dyllanfulton1396
      @dyllanfulton1396 3 года назад +69

      To be fair, most of his offense in all upper body, so his thighs aren’t quite built for crushing. His arms, though….

    • @thefiredragon09
      @thefiredragon09 3 года назад +40

      "I think I'll stick to sqats" 🤣

    • @noahk.1699
      @noahk.1699 3 года назад +1

      He is not a professional wrestler

    • @nice3333333333
      @nice3333333333 3 года назад

      Ello mein koalaean brutha. Bring the family over one day for grilled shrimps with chimichurri.

  • @dylanbb6787
    @dylanbb6787 3 года назад +2581

    I like how cena handles the tweets like a school counselor.

    • @kalopsia8709
      @kalopsia8709 2 года назад +38

      Now I can only see him as a school councilor- 😭

    • @hannahsmith7304
      @hannahsmith7304 2 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 года назад +3

      @@kalopsia8709 Or a governor

    • @foliumviride2547
      @foliumviride2547 2 года назад +2

      @@kalopsia8709 wait... YOU CAN SEE HIM?!

    • @thandi-NKOSI
      @thandi-NKOSI Год назад

      Lol yup just gonna straight face the whole thing through

  • @naveen5126
    @naveen5126 2 года назад +2

    I can't believe I just watched a table for 3 minutes

  • @hperera9029
    @hperera9029 2 года назад +20

    This was one of the wittiest thirst tweet interviews I have seen! 😅

  • @Rainswife_
    @Rainswife_ 4 года назад +4385

    this should be called: " John Cenna being a smartass"

  • @Aledgamingtamil
    @Aledgamingtamil 5 лет назад +6575

    "Eyes closed surgical mask emoji".... John Cena 🤣🤣🤣

    • @NashPaul.
      @NashPaul. 5 лет назад +55

      I died😂😂😂😂

    • @zia933
      @zia933 5 лет назад +43

      I laughed so hard I almost choked 😂😂

    • @teaspiller1493
      @teaspiller1493 5 лет назад +12

      LOL 😷

    • @abbymckay5487
      @abbymckay5487 5 лет назад +10

      More like 😷 instead of 🤣

    • @ordinarylife8022
      @ordinarylife8022 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂 that was hilarious..

  • @myingthungomurry9894
    @myingthungomurry9894 2 года назад +21

    His voice is really good but I wish I could see him too

  • @hugging_a_namujoon
    @hugging_a_namujoon 10 месяцев назад +2

    this was possibly the dryest way anyone could have responded to that and I'm so here for it

  • @ll-kj6gg
    @ll-kj6gg 4 года назад +1350

    he literally looks like he could be one of those dads in a disney cartoon

  • @ahlemamarouche7560
    @ahlemamarouche7560 3 года назад +5747

    I can't breathe, how he can casually say that with a straight face he's so funny

    • @thatbitchnoemie
      @thatbitchnoemie 3 года назад +42

      100% comedy gold

    • @BKawai-jr7et
      @BKawai-jr7et 3 года назад +49

      You mean chair's face? Where is john cena?

    • @allya4942
      @allya4942 3 года назад +2

      @@BKawai-jr7et I hate this mean hate

    • @chloechen1007
      @chloechen1007 3 года назад +13

      @@allya4942 I'm pretty sure it's a joke because of John Cena's iconic, "You can't see me."

    • @allya4942
      @allya4942 3 года назад +2

      @@chloechen1007 I now I just don’t like the joke I have met him I now he says you can’t see me

  • @BananaWally
    @BananaWally Год назад +3

    Omg he answers the thirst tweets like they are normal tweets😭

  • @koborattila2466
    @koborattila2466 2 года назад +2

    The part with the parking made me suffocate

  • @meandtheboys2792
    @meandtheboys2792 5 лет назад +27513

    Why is he so big compared to the table😂😂😂

  • @phillysteak-t5v
    @phillysteak-t5v 4 года назад +22693

    Bruh, he’s destroying everyone with his intelligence 😂😂😂

  • @cjqt
    @cjqt 2 года назад +6

    Never in a million years I thought I would see John Cena reading thirst tweets. Yet here we are…

  • @eddiet.m406
    @eddiet.m406 2 года назад +4

    Girl: John cena I love you will all my heart
    John Cena: Hm, the heart is an organ whose function is to pump blood throughout the human body. It does not have the ability to feel emotions so no you cannot love me with all ur heart. You can love me with all your brain, technically.

  • @demon9312
    @demon9312 4 года назад +4035

    why does he sound like an american chris hemsworth
    EDIT: 3k likes? nice.

  • @spicypsycho863
    @spicypsycho863 4 года назад +2993

    “Thighs were made for a lot of things...crushing human beings..was not one..I will stick to SQWAUTS..thank you very much”

  • @shhh885
    @shhh885 7 месяцев назад +3

    i love how he still stuck to his storyline.." i can't go back to jail". he's so awesome man, he's great.

  • @goozygo102
    @goozygo102 Год назад +7

    I know Cena's an actor now, but I'm kinda mad he's the only wrestler to get a thirst tweet segment. Everyone deserves their time to shine lol

    • @JillCheese
      @JillCheese Год назад +1

      RIGHT! We need a Randy and Roman one...okay I need it, but still

  • @andrethesmallkid5827
    @andrethesmallkid5827 4 года назад +20806

    Why does John Cena sound like a doctor that doesn’t celebrate any holidays
    Edit:Thank you for the likes have a blessed day 🙏🙏

    • @kaylagachapresents1702
      @kaylagachapresents1702 4 года назад +43

      Lmao So funny xD

    • @Hmhmhmhmhmhmyeah
      @Hmhmhmhmhmhmyeah 4 года назад +37

      SKSKSKS YES.. 😂😶

    • @tiishetso8634
      @tiishetso8634 4 года назад +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yen_xo
      @yen_xo 4 года назад +49

      Sounds like he’s being sarcastic lol

    • @shottie6325
      @shottie6325 4 года назад +6

      Lol Andrew Hamilton your right he also takes the tweet too serious too

  • @jiminslefttoenail
    @jiminslefttoenail 5 лет назад +26007

    I like the way he’s so professional about it lmao

    • @appleseed9672
      @appleseed9672 5 лет назад +373

      Jimin’s Voice Is Higher Than My Grades omg ur username gives me life

    • @itshannah651
      @itshannah651 5 лет назад +291

      I SWEAR ARMYS ARE TAKING OVER RUclips

    • @CamilaFernandez-ks2hr
      @CamilaFernandez-ks2hr 5 лет назад +99

      Hey I love u Army!

    • @aomochii3277
      @aomochii3277 5 лет назад +85

      Since this section is saying hi so I guess annyeonghaseyo-jungkook

    • @aomochii3277
      @aomochii3277 5 лет назад +31

      Literally

  • @los3r426
    @los3r426 2 года назад +3

    "You would be part of the ground"
    Now THAT caught me off guard
    2:15

  • @sanskrititrivedy5255
    @sanskrititrivedy5255 2 года назад +7

    It feels like he knew what all was coming, has an awesome response to each of the tweets.

  • @reganmarie5007
    @reganmarie5007 5 лет назад +4555

    “I can’t go back to jail.”
    *wHaT*

    • @elenachand1
      @elenachand1 5 лет назад +57

      @Adolf Hitler I thought he became a body builder cause he said he used to get bullied when he was a kid

    • @deepanjalisharma8749
      @deepanjalisharma8749 4 года назад +60

      @@elenachand1 you are right. When he was a kid he used to get bullied for being skinny so in order to get rid of that he asked for a weight lifting bench on Christmas. I never heard that he was in jail...

    • @srbroze
      @srbroze 4 года назад +18

      Adolf Hitler what’s with your RUclips name tho

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 4 года назад +22

      Who else finds it truly hilarious how from start to finish, he's trying to keep his act together and not get amused or embarrassed haha.

    • @CurtisTomko7107
      @CurtisTomko7107 4 года назад +4

      @@heyheyheyheyheyhey76 He lost it at the end xd

  • @rosie3241
    @rosie3241 6 лет назад +8137

    "I can't go back to jail." -John Cena

    • @randomz1472
      @randomz1472 6 лет назад +12

      Me Me BIG YEEster lol🤣

    • @KickAssBill
      @KickAssBill 6 лет назад

      Hilarious

    • @seheadhunter50
      @seheadhunter50 6 лет назад +121

      he can't go back because they can't see him

    • @salem2302
      @salem2302 6 лет назад +1

      I love your name

    • @evakovacheva9910
      @evakovacheva9910 6 лет назад +1

      Me Me BIG YEEster I fucking love your profile picture

  • @dannydark1452
    @dannydark1452 2 года назад +11

    It's funny how "you cant judge a book cover" hes so intelligent WOW 🥰💯🖤

  • @F_L_U_X
    @F_L_U_X 2 года назад +6

    His responses are funnier than the tweets...

  • @kabitaphuyal354
    @kabitaphuyal354 5 лет назад +4604

    John cena is actually smart I'm impressed

  • @raynax
    @raynax 5 лет назад +2208

    Lol. He roasted all of them.

  • @MiralukaNaima
    @MiralukaNaima 3 месяца назад +1

    This whole "Thirst Tweets" series, John Cena's episodes are my favorite. He is more chaotic than those thirsty tweeters. He is beyond hilarious. His whole attitude and especially his very serious suits killing me. He is the best.

  • @sgknando
    @sgknando 2 года назад +10

    Hello fellow people, you mustn’t lie man sounds like: Lemony Snicket from Series of unfortunate events.

    • @HaloMood
      @HaloMood 2 года назад

      I like that book series

  • @bummie
    @bummie 5 лет назад +3948

    “I will stick to squaaaaats. Thank you very much.” 😂😂💕

  • @itsjustme-3692
    @itsjustme-3692 5 лет назад +2969

    *The background music makes it more classic.....* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tea2363
      @tea2363 5 лет назад +7

      Random Kpop Fan and Otaku army spotted 💜💜💜

    • @graycrownedcrane8408
      @graycrownedcrane8408 5 лет назад +2

      K-pop fan!

    • @graycrownedcrane8408
      @graycrownedcrane8408 5 лет назад +2

      @@tea2363 army!

    • @vanessaa6926
      @vanessaa6926 5 лет назад +4

      Imagine bts would do this xD I kinda wanna see it even thou it would be the end for all army xD

    • @graycrownedcrane8408
      @graycrownedcrane8408 5 лет назад +2

      @@vanessaa6926 omg Namjoon doing this would be priceless😂

  • @janeeli
    @janeeli 2 года назад +6

    My recommended: “Yeah today after 3 years we will present this to J.Ness and everyone like her”

  • @sreyasairesh1953
    @sreyasairesh1953 2 года назад +1

    That whole explanation and charges for parking on his abs took me tf out 😭😭🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣

  • @MT-yt2yf
    @MT-yt2yf 4 года назад +1528

    “I will stick to Sqaatttss”

  • @ibraheemriaz983
    @ibraheemriaz983 4 года назад +4337

    This title is clickbait. There’s no one there

    • @tw3223
      @tw3223 4 года назад +50

      Looool im seeing this jokes and i don't understand why, can you explain me?

    • @IshitonKEWLmembers
      @IshitonKEWLmembers 4 года назад +155

      Javier León You seriously don’t know? John Cena loves to swipe his hands across his face and say “You can’t see me!” Like he is invisible. It’s sort of like his charm. In fact his trumpet sounding theme song has a rap in it and a line that also says “You can’t see me!” So we joke that he is invisible since we can’t see him

    • @zapstarfr
      @zapstarfr 4 года назад +5

      @@IshitonKEWLmembers oof

    • @roses6799
      @roses6799 4 года назад +1

      Spencer Chua Wei Ye tyans for explain.

    • @roses6799
      @roses6799 4 года назад

      Tribute Films blol

  • @Mochii_cho
    @Mochii_cho 2 года назад +6

    I just love it that he’s so chill

  • @lucrail7425
    @lucrail7425 2 года назад +7

    John Cena has a very good sense of humour. 😂

  • @nishat7438
    @nishat7438 5 лет назад +4249

    His voice is so calming lmao. He's being so serious but his humor is just 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TravellerNg
      @TravellerNg 4 года назад +5

      Since we can't see him, we can only hear his voice

    • @deleted9821
      @deleted9821 4 года назад +1

      @@TravellerNg better than 99% comments ahahah

    • @Y2kjuicy
      @Y2kjuicy 4 года назад +1

      1:14 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Alteroxx954
      @Alteroxx954 4 года назад +1

      His humor is just 4 X's in a square?

    • @elishauy1844
      @elishauy1844 4 года назад +1

      He sounds like some r/wooosh person answering

  • @hihi-og6nm
    @hihi-og6nm 3 года назад +3169

    John Cena being invisible must be the longest running joke in the history of the world.

    • @likeaphoenix6
      @likeaphoenix6 3 года назад +71

      Yeah It's still alive, And we gotta keep it alive for loooooooooong

    • @tejasverma8872
      @tejasverma8872 3 года назад +9

      @@likeaphoenix6 I agree😂

    • @likeaphoenix6
      @likeaphoenix6 3 года назад +25

      Wait is it a joke whaaaat?😱
      I literally cannot be able to see him
      Wut kind of eye disorder is this omg help mee 😣 stop kidding tell me it's same for you all

    • @ParadoxiumReal
      @ParadoxiumReal 3 года назад +7

      It died a good bit ago on one end.

    • @whatsomeonesaidwastaken9216
      @whatsomeonesaidwastaken9216 3 года назад +12

      @@ParadoxiumReal its definitely not as prominent but its still around and will be for a long time

  • @sonicthecommenter3636
    @sonicthecommenter3636 2 года назад +8

    I want him to have ice cream while speaking mandarin/Chinese

  • @chieva6396
    @chieva6396 2 года назад +16

    These thirst Tweets are seriously dumb, yet funny at the same time.

  • @mushfiqahasan6641
    @mushfiqahasan6641 4 года назад +2674

    John cena is the best humorist ever.he is very reserved,down to earth,well-spoken,wise guy who can deal with any type of weird situation or comments with a straight face.seriously,he is going to win the try not to laugh challenge with eminem.

    • @Magus_Union
      @Magus_Union 4 года назад +9

      It feels like he was trying very hard to channel Patrick Warburton for this skit, lol.

    • @lunarwolfie3698
      @lunarwolfie3698 4 года назад +3

      Your 600th like is right here

    • @mushfiqahasan6641
      @mushfiqahasan6641 4 года назад +1

      @@lunarwolfie3698 Thank u.ur one like =my appreciation.

    • @xfushnchupsx5912
      @xfushnchupsx5912 4 года назад +1

      Grammar left the chat

    • @xxxcandypopxxx3042
      @xxxcandypopxxx3042 4 года назад

      Is he sasuke? Man, how long can he make a poker face?

  • @kaydenscudder7787
    @kaydenscudder7787 3 года назад +7091

    I love how he’s being a smartass 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @OfficiallyM4TT
      @OfficiallyM4TT 3 года назад +93

      Well this is John Cena after all

    • @ANTO-un8eu
      @ANTO-un8eu 3 года назад +21

      Finally somebody says it

    • @allya4942
      @allya4942 3 года назад +13

      Yes it is great

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX 3 года назад +10

      He acts different than on wrestling

    • @Dctctx
      @Dctctx 3 года назад +8

      @@LilXancheX because wrestling is staged

  • @obsessedwithanime8244
    @obsessedwithanime8244 2 года назад +2

    "Eggs on my butt-enedict" I can't 😂✋

  • @lucasdavidhernandezdiaz3907
    @lucasdavidhernandezdiaz3907 2 года назад +1

    He said “where would the Hollandaise sauce come from” 👀😂

  • @VenomFNyt
    @VenomFNyt 5 лет назад +1735

    His ironically pragmatic sense of humor is very entertaining

    • @Its_Jess00
      @Its_Jess00 4 года назад

      Underrated one might add 👌 and is an acquired taste

  • @farhaan._.6580
    @farhaan._.6580 4 года назад +612

    I like how people are thirsty for someone who is invisible

    • @gideon6459
      @gideon6459 4 года назад +11

      FarhaanDaNub ._. Bless me almighty pope dog

    • @pico0o0o_
      @pico0o0o_ 4 года назад

      That's what i was wondering either..

    • @anyways3114
      @anyways3114 4 года назад

      Jajajajajaj

  • @kyrg
    @kyrg 2 года назад +5

    Let him read the one where sells himself out to the Chinese, ha ha, it's soooo funny.

  • @pitilessnightmare6879
    @pitilessnightmare6879 2 года назад

    He even read the emojis like the google traductor omfg 😂😂 **face laughing emoji face laughing emoji*

  • @wumbusprime7393
    @wumbusprime7393 3 года назад +7599

    His humor is so dry. It’s hilarious to just hear him talk.

  • @im_azraelle
    @im_azraelle 6 лет назад +5648

    “ *i will stick to **_sqwats_** , thank you very much* “

    • @StarFeather
      @StarFeather 6 лет назад +115

      IKR I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE PRONOUNCED IT LIKE THAT

    • @potatogod8115
      @potatogod8115 6 лет назад +52

      Cat Nicole I love how calm and straight of a voice he has its funny af

    • @lukapetrovic0511
      @lukapetrovic0511 6 лет назад +11

      Cat Nicole John Cena slav confirmed

    • @makayla6956
      @makayla6956 6 лет назад +7

      Cat Nicole
      I was like WTF

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 6 лет назад +9

      I know people do pronounce it that way, but I’ve never heard it said that way before... okay, I will never laugh at it again.

  • @seekthineselfcultivateyour3657
    @seekthineselfcultivateyour3657 2 года назад +2

    I am honored to share a birthday with this man, Shakesphere, Jack Nicholson, and Shirley Temple. April 23rd.

  • @junkoenoshima6766
    @junkoenoshima6766 2 года назад

    Lol I like how the thumbnail showed John Cena's reaction🤣