Roast Me For $1,000 | Doctor Mike

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  • Опубликовано: 28 май 2024
  • If you participated in this roast, thank you so much for giving me some good laughs! I think it's important to be able to hear negative critique and to be able to get comfortable with it.
    Please submit more burns down below, I just might chime in =]
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Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @Earth2Natalie
    @Earth2Natalie 4 года назад +6427

    Doctor Mike: *speaks Russian*
    Me: 😳😳

  • @aneta5196
    @aneta5196 4 года назад +8972

    “Your shirts are so tight they could give you chest compressions” 🥇😂👏🏻

  • @una8674
    @una8674 Год назад +495

    I wish the "You look like you f*cked up your modeling career and decided to play doctor instead" was in the top 5
    I cried laughing during this lmao

  • @Nitrixxxx
    @Nitrixxxx Год назад +792

    Imagine he did this in 2023 . The roasts would be wild

    • @phoebewafflega5301
      @phoebewafflega5301 Год назад +10

      Omg so true lol

    • @magoshak592
      @magoshak592 Год назад +7

      Why tho? UwU

    • @Geexyktv
      @Geexyktv 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@Ksenia Rasputin wtf , what does him being Russian have to do with anything? It's 2023 people are just too crazy , do you live under a rock ? Tf .

    • @Therealtayacorfe
      @Therealtayacorfe 11 месяцев назад

      67ygg7😊

    • @LoominousShroominous
      @LoominousShroominous 10 месяцев назад +14

      They’d be even more cringe and more unfunny and make less sense.

  • @minetruly
    @minetruly 4 года назад +11612

    You really did approach him in the creepiest way possible.

    • @asusgamer9378
      @asusgamer9378 4 года назад +61

      hmm.... No replies?

    • @sterlingarcher9894
      @sterlingarcher9894 4 года назад +74

      *Asks in Gruff voice: Heyyy, what moniker do you go by?

    • @Rockymann27
      @Rockymann27 4 года назад +75

      How should he have asked him then?

    • @xyaz69
      @xyaz69 4 года назад +272

      "How old are you..." oh wait

    • @realdeal7074
      @realdeal7074 4 года назад +7

      😆

  • @hopelessromantic3709
    @hopelessromantic3709 4 года назад +48395

    He is laughing to hide the pain...

  • @annewarden4644
    @annewarden4644 Год назад +151

    Dr. Mike is the only person who would turn a joke into a medical lesson..

  • @mezakitn
    @mezakitn Год назад +39

    "most accidents happen within 1 mile of your home" I LIVE WITHIN ONE MILE FROM THE HIGHWAY-

  • @emmasolitaire2169
    @emmasolitaire2169 4 года назад +5659

    "I'd roast you but my mom said not to burn trash" is more overused than oxegen

    • @shoijji
      @shoijji 4 года назад +101

      I was thinking the same thinggggg

    • @deekay1306
      @deekay1306 4 года назад +33

      Eww gacha

    • @Yonatan2479
      @Yonatan2479 4 года назад +13

      Many of these i heard b4

    • @cupidbleh
      @cupidbleh 4 года назад +4

      EXACTLY

    • @clearhelios1450
      @clearhelios1450 4 года назад +5

      That was from like two years ago, heard 100 times

  • @Calypso1834
    @Calypso1834 4 года назад +14321

    Doctor Mike: *laughs outside but cries inside.*

    • @surekhasingh6114
      @surekhasingh6114 3 года назад +20

      Why?

    • @blackhole1315
      @blackhole1315 3 года назад +56

      @@Pista80 BRUH YOU SCARED ME

    • @Pista80
      @Pista80 3 года назад +2

      Tim Salman lollllllloll

    • @Calypso1834
      @Calypso1834 3 года назад +42

      @@Pista80 HAHA you can't rick roll me i memorised the link.

    • @Calypso1834
      @Calypso1834 3 года назад +14

      @@Pista80 i know it's still rick roll they make other videos to trick people you can't trick me mortal!!!

  • @0braincellz
    @0braincellz Год назад +94

    Kallmekris character is named Misha
    And Dr Mike’s name in Russian is Mishka
    Coincidence i think not!

    • @HuskyDog88
      @HuskyDog88 28 дней назад

      And Mishka is the name of a talking Husky dog. If Mike were a dog, he'd be a husky.

  • @quinncotta
    @quinncotta Год назад +80

    the “ik ur a doctor but chet’s compressions wont save that hairline” had me cackling 😂

  • @doriamgonzales6469
    @doriamgonzales6469 4 года назад +6461

    When he spoke Russian I felt things that I've never felt before

  • @andyshintaro3405
    @andyshintaro3405 4 года назад +13944

    If laughter is the best medicine then your face can cure the world

    • @zbhype6836
      @zbhype6836 4 года назад +158

      Forty thousand subscribers without any content? You got 4 with content, just sayin...

    • @kodiakwallander1728
      @kodiakwallander1728 4 года назад +56

      @@zbhype6836 what the F are you talking about xD

    • @bryan3243
      @bryan3243 4 года назад +33

      Vile ZBHype there’s a question mark in his name but okay

    • @faagalocollins7960
      @faagalocollins7960 4 года назад +11

      You stole this lmao

    • @ade9986
      @ade9986 4 года назад +10

      Forty thousand subscribers without any content? that‘s lowkey cute tho

  • @legacygacha234
    @legacygacha234 Год назад +69

    For some reason when the ship came up, I just burst out laughing

  • @avabradley1864
    @avabradley1864 Год назад +15

    2:51
    " *has a medical degree*
    *forgets Molly Burke is blind mid video and offers a high five*" ok but that would be me as a doctor😂💀💀

  • @Chris-pv6vv
    @Chris-pv6vv 4 года назад +4209

    Dr Mike: *laughs at being a dentist*
    4 out of 5 dentists : 😤

    • @resident7995
      @resident7995 4 года назад +80

      1/5 dentists: 😂

    • @anamaiag.2863
      @anamaiag.2863 4 года назад +4

      Go Auburn we crushed Alabama

    • @n0t_lily738
      @n0t_lily738 4 года назад +8

      1/5 dentists: 😐 I don't get it...

    • @anandbhardwaj7590
      @anandbhardwaj7590 4 года назад +15

      I thought this dentist stereotype was only followed in India and Asian countries,but seeing this🤣,I think it's a global trend now🤣

    • @sunnyflower9011
      @sunnyflower9011 4 года назад +1

      @@anandbhardwaj7590 same 😂

  • @wrdz8227
    @wrdz8227 4 года назад +5528

    His laptop is apple but its not keeping him away

  • @scott8572
    @scott8572 2 месяца назад +9

    Dr. Mike the kind of guy to tell his patients to go home and watch his videos and then like and subscribe.

  • @sebastiankeller6646
    @sebastiankeller6646 Месяц назад +7

    Omg Jerry lives in Luxembourg. Jerry a day later: I live in Florida mate🤠

  • @dee6294
    @dee6294 4 года назад +4528

    "Do you even speak Russian?!"
    Mike: *something in Russian*
    I waSNt rEAdy

    • @jakubbronk673
      @jakubbronk673 4 года назад +293

      He said: Yes, I speak Russian.

    • @fatimaiskandarli1197
      @fatimaiskandarli1197 4 года назад +59

      "Да, я говорю по-русски!" that's what he said

    • @dee6294
      @dee6294 4 года назад +8

      @@jakubbronk673Thanks!

    • @abi-qr3zr
      @abi-qr3zr 4 года назад +84

      His American accent hurts my Russian soul lmaooo

    • @ariellanaena6148
      @ariellanaena6148 4 года назад +9

      My heart has combusted

  • @flabarbieri
    @flabarbieri 4 года назад +2945

    "You talk like a grown toddler"
    Dr. Mike: For real???
    Also Dr. Mike: Bee Woop!

    • @obviouslymatt6452
      @obviouslymatt6452 4 года назад +15

      it’s pee woop

    • @otopian1606
      @otopian1606 4 года назад +11

      Constantinople, 1054 it’s bee whoop

    • @viniciuscoelho2605
      @viniciuscoelho2605 4 года назад +5

      don´t forget about the babby boo.

    • @heathermiller6046
      @heathermiller6046 4 года назад +4

      Constantinople is right. Dr. Mike has had it in type onscreen lol 😊

    • @bananawammabama
      @bananawammabama 4 года назад +2

      Agreed, that is probably the ONLY thing that makes me cringe is when he talks like that, and he didn't even feel roasted by it! Boooo.

  • @tayrabird5916
    @tayrabird5916 Месяц назад +2

    6:49 *running up to you with a grin* Eraser! Eraser! (Ik this vid is old so nobody will see this but worth a shot)

  • @yruby5k
    @yruby5k 2 месяца назад +5

    Mike is the type of guy to be polite even while roasting

  • @ashleym5000
    @ashleym5000 4 года назад +3472

    You just won the creepiest DM Award, Mike....

    • @---nu9kg
      @---nu9kg 4 года назад +1

      Dermatology resident uploads LASER Q&A, she will also upload videos about ACNE treatment and how to get rid of it, or even how to MAKE YOUR LASHES GROW ! Follow her! ruclips.net/video/31EdUI9OODE/видео.html

    • @elhomo6406
      @elhomo6406 4 года назад +46

      @@---nu9kg shut up?

    • @estudiordl
      @estudiordl 4 года назад +30

      @@---nu9kg spam much?

    • @0gsrV
      @0gsrV 4 года назад

      Ashley M his chest said woooo

  • @vavila16
    @vavila16 4 года назад +8043

    "My previous previous relationship was 2 years" 😂 Dr mike defending himself for 12 minutes straight

    • @dreamsvlog7978
      @dreamsvlog7978 4 года назад +56

      Exactly too much 🤩🤩😂🤣🤣

    • @JwilliamsAssociates
      @JwilliamsAssociates 4 года назад +171

      his previous, previous relationship. lmao

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  4 года назад +898

      Vic Avila haha I feel so many of these disses weren’t even accurate 😂

    • @vavila16
      @vavila16 4 года назад +58

      @@DoctorMike it's okay Dr Mike this took courage! 💟

    • @sigheyeroll
      @sigheyeroll 4 года назад +20

      Not sure what it says about me, if I got second degree burns from that diss.

  • @mssaigon73
    @mssaigon73 Год назад +7

    You need to do more of these roasts . ❤

  • @SpiriitsRoblox
    @SpiriitsRoblox Год назад +7

    These are too good!! Whoever came up with these are amazing!!

  • @username15yearsago52
    @username15yearsago52 3 года назад +5322

    Dr. Mike is the type of guy who claps when planes land

    • @TheGamersReview
      @TheGamersReview 3 года назад +77

      you forgot "Whities"

    • @fati9108
      @fati9108 3 года назад +13

      badrhey18 😂😂😂

    • @justdragons3317
      @justdragons3317 3 года назад +21

      This is even better knowing that commercial planes can land themselves

    • @tsvjen5131
      @tsvjen5131 3 года назад +2

      👏

    • @JCluvr19
      @JCluvr19 3 года назад +10

      Why can't I stop laughing at this 😆

  • @jmela5101
    @jmela5101 4 года назад +5580

    “you look like the type of guy to wash his hands after taking a shower.”
    dr mike: first of all, im not that type of guy........... *_but it makes sENSE_*

  • @Sixcigarsatatime
    @Sixcigarsatatime Год назад +6

    Someday you'll go far..
    And I really hope you stay there

  • @quandaledingle2141
    @quandaledingle2141 Год назад +32

    Ok, you have to admit, those hairline jokes were absolutely on a next level in so many ways

  • @BOREDOM6969
    @BOREDOM6969 3 года назад +5036

    "You talk like a grown toddler."
    Doctor Mike: "For real?"
    Also Dr. Mike: "PEEWHOOP!"

  • @sgl7566
    @sgl7566 4 года назад +4195

    Me: *puts on captions hoping I could understand his Russian*
    Captions: ( *SPEAKS RUSSIAN* )

    • @tkph0328
      @tkph0328 4 года назад +284

      S G L he said: yes I speak Russian

    • @sgl7566
      @sgl7566 4 года назад +62

      @@tkph0328 OK thank you

    • @Sarah-lt4vv
      @Sarah-lt4vv 4 года назад +29

      That's captions for ya

    • @Kevbino
      @Kevbino 4 года назад +4

      S G L that’s what I did and it I’d that

    • @RuskiRomeo
      @RuskiRomeo 4 года назад +16

      He said
      Yes, I speak Russian

  • @seeratbhatia8405
    @seeratbhatia8405 Год назад +1

    I need another one of these videos.

  • @hayray9469
    @hayray9469 Год назад +20

    The fact that most of them were bc of his hair line😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kennjohnson3970
    @kennjohnson3970 4 года назад +29529

    The biggest roast is jerry not wanting to video chat with him 😂

  • @baha17222
    @baha17222 4 года назад +4673

    “Most accidents happen a mile away from your house”
    So you were conceived at your neighbor’s house

    • @mothwaltz4163
      @mothwaltz4163 4 года назад +72

      baha altamimi, anyone who lives a mile away can hardly be called a neighbor 😂. More like a distant acquaintance.

    • @bananawammabama
      @bananawammabama 4 года назад +36

      @@mothwaltz4163 within* a mile of your house.

    • @OlOleander
      @OlOleander 4 года назад +34

      @@mothwaltz4163 Out in the country, you can definitely have neighbors a mile away. Sometimes more. Homes often aren't that close together.

    • @smilylaugh3725
      @smilylaugh3725 4 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @satansleastfavorite7736
      @satansleastfavorite7736 4 года назад

      Ur 1k like

  • @courtneyp8710
    @courtneyp8710 Год назад +2

    We love you doctor Mike! I’m a really big fan of you don’t ever change

  • @cocobrowny
    @cocobrowny 9 месяцев назад +6

    The ‘beef tips’ one was the only one I laughed at till I cried 😭😂

  • @idk-ed3ck
    @idk-ed3ck 4 года назад +8079

    You don’t need a roast. You’re already smokin hot

  • @musicalartist2584
    @musicalartist2584 3 года назад +6145

    I love finding people who can laugh at themselves. not in a self-deprecating way but in a way where they're actually having fun with it.

    • @angelusvastator1297
      @angelusvastator1297 3 года назад +50

      It's what everyone should do. Self-deprecation is overrated.

    • @karmenletourneau9574
      @karmenletourneau9574 3 года назад +9

      Same and I LOVE Dr Mike's laugh

    • @hail9794
      @hail9794 3 года назад +13

      @@angelusvastator1297 I live off of self-deprecation. Better than just making fun of yourself while you're not insecure. Self deprication is more honest than people who make fun of themselves for fame. Lmao.

    • @aurelia3439
      @aurelia3439 3 года назад +5

      @Gwen's Ward lol do u have to be insecure to make fun of yourself that’s like saying u have to be depressed to be sad

    • @dontask9000
      @dontask9000 3 года назад +3

      YES omg it’s the funniest thing XD

  • @savsofficial
    @savsofficial 29 дней назад +1

    the way when i finished the last doctor mike video i was watching i quickly clicked this video to only see people roast my only subscribed doctor. nobody can escape the dad jokes

  • @jenn_av2727
    @jenn_av2727 Год назад +2

    Just got to know you yesterday, Doctor Mike. I think you are an amazing person.

  • @steveh.3582
    @steveh.3582 4 года назад +4883

    Doctor mike: * asks people to roast him*
    People: * roast him as hard as they can*
    Doctor mike: *shocked pikachu *

  • @sageisinfacttired
    @sageisinfacttired 4 года назад +4374

    Me: Turns captions on so I can see what he says in Russian..
    The captions: (speaks Russian)
    Me: thanks for nothing.

    • @tiredwatermelon333
      @tiredwatermelon333 4 года назад +477

      he said "yes, i speak russian"😂

    • @sageisinfacttired
      @sageisinfacttired 4 года назад +78

      Thanks dude.

    • @creature8911
      @creature8911 4 года назад +52

      Tired Watermelon THANK YOU!!!!! I was wondering what he said!!! 😂

    • @liukin95
      @liukin95 4 года назад +120

      He says "Да, я говорю по-русски" (Da, ya govoryu po-russkiy) which as the guy above said means "Yes, I speak Russian". A very silly question to ask giving he is from Russia.

    • @tiredwatermelon333
      @tiredwatermelon333 4 года назад +4

      @@sageisinfacttired no problemm

  • @ashleyolney3092
    @ashleyolney3092 Месяц назад +1

    Jerry is probably kicking himself that he thought Dr Mike had been hacked and turned down the video chat! Awesome video and really funny roast comments!

  • @lidestudios5094
    @lidestudios5094 Год назад +3

    "Wash your hands after taking a shower" ... I'm glad I'm not the only one that does that, I do it unconsciously 😅

  • @sarahmavignierr
    @sarahmavignierr 4 года назад +2337

    "Dr Mike: never smoked.
    Dr Mike's laugh: smoked for 164 years and vaped the last 3" 😂

  • @kottonkandy0962
    @kottonkandy0962 4 года назад +4014

    You look like the one dentist in the ads that doesn’t like the product

  • @that_g_u_y_
    @that_g_u_y_ 8 месяцев назад +2

    The burning trash one is probably the best one I’ve ever seen

  • @kisses4kc
    @kisses4kc Год назад +2

    jerry is such a mood. “the…the red cross? would that be ok with you?”

  • @unicorndreamsgari5730
    @unicorndreamsgari5730 4 года назад +2518

    Omg the “I would roast you but my mom said I can’t burn trash”, is so overused.

    • @willhead9958
      @willhead9958 4 года назад +16

      Ikr

    • @randomweirdo7501
      @randomweirdo7501 4 года назад +12

      Yes

    • @toriellsimon9075
      @toriellsimon9075 4 года назад +23

      UnicornDreams Gari some parents tell you to put trash in the fire can in the country can too 😐

    • @doaa7941
      @doaa7941 4 года назад +7

      @Toriell Simon not very good for your lungs if you don't treat the air

    • @eddiet9411
      @eddiet9411 4 года назад +2

      DoaA wrong run inside and lock the doors then go to your bedroom

  • @gm-yb1qp
    @gm-yb1qp 4 года назад +2702

    “Dr Mikes the kind of guy to get his condom tailored before using it” AHAHAHAHAHA

    • @ferferrairo
      @ferferrairo 4 года назад +115

      that's the one that should've won!

    • @megha5176
      @megha5176 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @audraross3012
      @audraross3012 4 года назад +54

      I thought that was the best. Why didn't it make the top 5 -- too close to home? 😂

    • @nickpassion123
      @nickpassion123 4 года назад +6

      And I oop sksksks

    • @rhondab107
      @rhondab107 4 года назад +10

      My favorite too, threw my head back laughing lol!

  • @stevecamilleri6781
    @stevecamilleri6781 Год назад +8

    Dr Mike's hair look like gigantic waves 🌊🌊🌊🌊

  • @idislandacaro9983
    @idislandacaro9983 Год назад +4

    I love your programs, may God give you good health and bless you very much 🙏🙏🙏🥰

  • @desirae3455
    @desirae3455 2 года назад +7272

    Mike: "how old are you?"
    Jerry: *hits block button

  • @teamrocketgrunts2860
    @teamrocketgrunts2860 3 года назад +8203

    That chest compressions from tight t-shirts was next level yo

    • @tinajsews2835
      @tinajsews2835 3 года назад +36

      Repent Jesus christ is coming back

    • @Hawk3n.
      @Hawk3n. 3 года назад +24

      Watching dr.mikes vids make me want to eat my own aorta

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 2 года назад +23

      Yeah, that was my favorite

    • @chilltok4013
      @chilltok4013 2 года назад +9

      POV: You’re the one who wrote it so that’s why ur hyping it up 😂😂

    • @abigaillo4623
      @abigaillo4623 2 года назад +5

      @@tinajsews2835 amen

  • @Lilyslolz
    @Lilyslolz Год назад +5

    doctor mike: actually most accidents happen 1 mile away from your house bi- ma'am

  • @vdu2908
    @vdu2908 8 месяцев назад +4

    "You have a small stethoscope" 💀💀

  • @arinabogdan9528
    @arinabogdan9528 4 года назад +2036

    Dr. Mike: Makes fun of someone for using the wrong "your"
    Also Dr. Mike: Uses the wrong "to"

    • @chelseamiller5260
      @chelseamiller5260 4 года назад +4

      Arina Bogdan omggggg 😂

    • @arilol315
      @arilol315 4 года назад +16

      Arina Bogdan
      Yes I died😂😂😂

    • @bogdan1058
      @bogdan1058 4 года назад +2

      Your lastname is Bogdan? Thats my name!

    • @alenunya
      @alenunya 4 года назад +21

      He did correct it before sending!

    • @tisamisu
      @tisamisu 4 года назад +1

      He also wrote “you submitted my roast challenge” instead of “to my roast challenge”

  • @angelbaby4349
    @angelbaby4349 4 года назад +2149

    All these people roasting his face like bruh if Mike isn’t beautiful who is 💀💀💀

    • @miaokatt
      @miaokatt 4 года назад +2

      Mochi Chimchim You

    • @leakahtalyna6801
      @leakahtalyna6801 4 года назад +2

      Gosh i dont want to destroy your 666 likes

    • @kowpse_uwu6168
      @kowpse_uwu6168 4 года назад +1

      he asked for it...it was just for fun and charity...so why not?

    • @amirking5452
      @amirking5452 4 года назад +1

      @Константин Сокол stop

    • @silvershadow1271
      @silvershadow1271 4 года назад

      Girls.

  • @thegabrielabarreto
    @thegabrielabarreto Год назад +5

    I thought the best roast was "I know you're a doctor, but chest compressions won't save that hairline." 😂😂😂

  • @Nour-op6wo
    @Nour-op6wo 4 года назад +2293

    No one:
    Jerry: why does my blood not clot at night?

  • @PARAZARELLE
    @PARAZARELLE 4 года назад +1858

    Dr Mike looks like he's going to be checking his hairline in the mirror for the next two hours.

    • @naenaekillua8378
      @naenaekillua8378 4 года назад +4

      PARAZARELLE I would like your comment but it has exactly 666 likes and I don’t want to ruin that beautiful number so...

    • @PARAZARELLE
      @PARAZARELLE 4 года назад +2

      @@naenaekillua8378 Oh wow...I wouldn't have known about the likes had it not been for your comment.

    • @tugcekarabalk6046
      @tugcekarabalk6046 4 года назад

      More like next two months.

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 4 года назад

      Who cares? I wouldn't toss him.outta bed for eating crackers, lol.

  • @dipfish1427
    @dipfish1427 Год назад +5

    the friggin person alert had me rolling on the floor laughing my heart out

    • @LemonAndVivo
      @LemonAndVivo 2 месяца назад

      I was looking for this comment

  • @FewVidsJustComments
    @FewVidsJustComments Год назад +1

    “Then you won’t have any more meme review”
    That made me wheeze for a second 😂

  • @becca8185
    @becca8185 4 года назад +1464

    “we get it you have a small-“
    *STETHOSCOPE*

  • @butter7790
    @butter7790 3 года назад +2657

    "My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships"
    "My previous previous relationship was like two years!"
    Idk man... They probably have a Nokia...

    • @rileyfaeoche3728
      @rileyfaeoche3728 3 года назад +49

      That's a goddamn OP nokia right there

    • @ShadowdaHedgie11
      @ShadowdaHedgie11 3 года назад +20

      I remember Nokias being indestructable, not lasting long on a charge.

    • @butter7790
      @butter7790 3 года назад +13

      @@ShadowdaHedgie11 yes, Nokias are indestructible are lasting longer than any other phone

    • @TheGoofy1932
      @TheGoofy1932 3 года назад +10

      I still fondly remember my Nokia. That thing lasted forever, well until 4G took over anyway.

    • @abigail6297
      @abigail6297 3 года назад

      Dang it, I just commented that, and found your comment.

  • @Little_red.
    @Little_red. Год назад +1

    Not the furbo spotting a person in the middle of the video 💀

  • @devoncook7033
    @devoncook7033 Год назад

    No matter the roast, the names for the video segments are the funniest thing about this video😹

  • @gracielou6
    @gracielou6 4 года назад +1358

    why did he seem like he was actually contemplating to start washing his hands after a shower tho lmao

    • @ilovenoodles7483
      @ilovenoodles7483 4 года назад +7

      I really do do that.
      In the shower before exiting and after.
      Your hands come into contact with your body and the towel and the knobs and everything else.

    • @furyofgungnir
      @furyofgungnir 4 года назад +4

      @@ilovenoodles7483 and then everything else in the house. Unavoidable. Don't over clean. Pick them boogers and live life.

    • @Tirryna
      @Tirryna 4 года назад +1

      IKR?!!! He totally was

    • @saraangel6696
      @saraangel6696 4 года назад +2

      i sometimes do it. the shower is hot water, and running cold water through my hands helps me cool down and feel refreshed (i shower with extremely hot water)

  • @leilanie.5255
    @leilanie.5255 4 года назад +2437

    “You’re a dentist.”
    Mike: laughs a little too much
    Me, a dentist: HEY!!! 😒

  • @Skydraws-
    @Skydraws- 7 месяцев назад +2

    I ne-need T-T-the pillow for comfort “Doctor Mike 2020 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

  • @user-ml7en1sc6f
    @user-ml7en1sc6f Месяц назад

    I Am so glad I never saw this til afterwards. I COULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING MEAN. I adore your personality

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 4 года назад +2036

    Not gonna lie. The tailoring condomn joke was really good 😂

  • @DrDemolition
    @DrDemolition 4 года назад +1667

    these were WEAK.
    Reddit has some of the finest roasts.

  • @AbhilashNairSpartnax
    @AbhilashNairSpartnax Год назад +7

    Never seen a person getting spooked by -
    Bruh he's an introvert

  • @thepopwizard
    @thepopwizard 10 месяцев назад

    5:47 HOLD UP HIS JAW LINE DO BE LOOKING LIKE A BICYCLE SEAT THO

  • @nickibear101
    @nickibear101 4 года назад +1839

    I literally wash my hands after I shower. Why did that feel like a random attack? 😂😪

  • @loganfitzgerald5380
    @loganfitzgerald5380 3 года назад +2542

    I didn't gety to do one roast so * clears throat *
    You should bring a plant everywhere you go to replace the air you're wasting

  • @SeNo_JeKuL91
    @SeNo_JeKuL91 Месяц назад

    Dr. Mike looks like a young Giorgio Tsoukalos!!
    Medical profession falls through..
    blames it on aliens and them creating essential oils!! 🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @guineapig4787
    @guineapig4787 Год назад +1

    My sister came up with the funniest roast, "You have the intelligence of a fridge magnet and the personality of a beige paint sample"

  • @00kidney
    @00kidney 4 года назад +11238

    hahaha "You actually look like the human version of lactose intolerance"

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 года назад +180

      That legit opened my third eye.

    • @redeye3087
      @redeye3087 4 года назад +33

      Bruh.... u got 666 likes

    • @00kidney
      @00kidney 4 года назад +30

      😱OOops.

    • @ranjanachoudhary5940
      @ranjanachoudhary5940 4 года назад +8

      666 likes?

    • @redeye3087
      @redeye3087 4 года назад +25

      Katherine u were cursed until I, being the righteous knight that I am, saved you by liking.

  • @Amberr_.
    @Amberr_. 3 года назад +4266

    “I’m a young Canadian I can’t be mean”
    *same man, same.*

    • @ariuskasmi4708
      @ariuskasmi4708 3 года назад +4

      H

    • @shylaveinott335
      @shylaveinott335 3 года назад +10

      Haha funny because it’s true!

    • @Paqcar
      @Paqcar 3 года назад +1

      Ye

    • @user-ml4zv4fj1x
      @user-ml4zv4fj1x 3 года назад +20

      I am a young Canadian and once i took off my glasses, then put them back on, and said, “even with my glasses on you look stupid”

    • @hectorrivero2173
      @hectorrivero2173 3 года назад

      Doctor miguel

  • @CreeperG0d
    @CreeperG0d 9 месяцев назад +1

    I have a relationship with noone which lasts more than anyone's phone battery lol.

  • @katepeever2653
    @katepeever2653 Год назад

    7:09 best part of the video is the wheeze! I love the wheeze!❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂

  • @althea4701
    @althea4701 3 года назад +2596

    I am the type of human being that wash hands after taking a shower. Yes, I am a weirdo.

    • @charcs_7624
      @charcs_7624 3 года назад +47

      Oh same but I wash them in the shower

    • @JenniferPinto
      @JenniferPinto 3 года назад +52

      I'm guilty of the same thing. I have an obsession with washing my hands frequently. Even after a shower

    • @Shirly524
      @Shirly524 3 года назад +10

      Me too 🤣👏

    • @veroniqueclemesha122
      @veroniqueclemesha122 3 года назад +33

      I wash my hands in the shower after I am done. I mean you have to touch your butt and everything. It's gross not to

    • @michellerose7753
      @michellerose7753 3 года назад +9

      Me too And I thought everyone did that

  • @mariahmacias8885
    @mariahmacias8885 4 года назад +1408

    He’s laughing but we all know he’s crying on the inside.

    • @ipraku
      @ipraku 4 года назад +26

      Without that tight tshirt the true emotion will come out.

    • @megha5176
      @megha5176 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @MaksKCS
      @MaksKCS 4 года назад

      These are so bad, are y'all just 9 year olds?

    • @lumozade2182
      @lumozade2182 4 года назад

      Do you Know how stupid you sound?

    • @bligward6609
      @bligward6609 4 года назад +1

      @@lumozade2182 wow you do sound stupid

  • @Shinyandapon
    @Shinyandapon Год назад +10

    he accedentaly typed 69 before you won the contest for best roast

  • @93411kishan
    @93411kishan 3 года назад +2919

    Jerry didn't just roast you for the sake of contest you know 😂 it looks he's genuinely mad at you for not replying to his DM

    • @deepeshkumarpandey1248
      @deepeshkumarpandey1248 3 года назад +36

      Makes sense

    • @tirsden
      @tirsden 3 года назад +59

      I sure hope people aren't like that, I mean DMing a stranger doesn't mean they're going to respond to you, especially if they're popular. O.o

    • @CouncilOfTheLostGoats
      @CouncilOfTheLostGoats 3 года назад +77

      He didn't even know there was a contest.

    • @SH-io3uv
      @SH-io3uv 3 года назад +35

      @@CouncilOfTheLostGoats that makes this whole video 10x funnier 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lolscience1979
    @lolscience1979 4 года назад +1689

    Me: *native Russian speaker
    Me: *hears Russian from stranger on RUclips
    Me: “I felt that” *sobbing

    • @lunesart2295
      @lunesart2295 4 года назад +6

      What did he say tho

    • @lunesart2295
      @lunesart2295 4 года назад

      Oh oki thanx

    • @brianhixson5357
      @brianhixson5357 4 года назад +1

      @@lunesart2295 around the 2 to 3 minute mark.
      I died laughing.

    • @WOOOOOOF
      @WOOOOOOF 4 года назад

      Duuuude

    • @danielobsekov2864
      @danielobsekov2864 4 года назад +14

      Bruh I speak Russian, he sounds like the typical Russian born in America that is losing the Russian language

  • @kayycookies
    @kayycookies Год назад +2

    Are we not gonna talk about Mike typing in “69” at 10:03? 💀

  • @sayhellotoamierose7598
    @sayhellotoamierose7598 Год назад +1

    I think that you should do another contest for charity as it can help so many different people all across the world.

  • @thatianaoliveira1745
    @thatianaoliveira1745 4 года назад +1629

    “You have a small *stethoscope* ” I laughed way too hard at this

  • @sereracha
    @sereracha 4 года назад +2203

    Dr mike looks like he was loving all thse roasts

    • @mrmann69
      @mrmann69 4 года назад +10

      It's almost like a relief from everyday life

    • @georgiegan
      @georgiegan 4 года назад +34

      He was getting tired of being complimented all the time.

    • @hairyllama
      @hairyllama 4 года назад +4

      @@georgiegan i think so too

    • @amelia4384
      @amelia4384 4 года назад +2

      funny

    • @aalvarez2914
      @aalvarez2914 4 года назад +1

      This makes me love the guy even more!

  • @user-uj5hp2nn6b
    @user-uj5hp2nn6b 11 месяцев назад

    No i would never ever roast you for even a single penny, you are incredible human Dr Mike ^^

  • @salamaalazeezi1235
    @salamaalazeezi1235 3 месяца назад +1

    The ship was laughing at the roasts 😂

  • @ChrisGagner
    @ChrisGagner 3 года назад +5835

    Jerry: You look like the type of guy to wash your hands after taking a shower.
    Also Jerry: Your DMs are so bad that it looks like you've been hacked.

    • @_apoorva_07
      @_apoorva_07 3 года назад +82

      Woaahhh I didn't think about it!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 2 года назад +35

      🌬️❄️☄️🌨️
      for the s i c k b u r n

    • @silk1440
      @silk1440 2 года назад +22

      @@Vohlfied you shouldnt put ice on a burn

    • @marionnduati3780
      @marionnduati3780 2 года назад +20

      I was about to roast you but your life is sad enough

    • @hephaestus8122
      @hephaestus8122 2 года назад +10

      @@silk1440 Very good advice, cool water is good, not ice cold water

  • @samanthawilliams7667
    @samanthawilliams7667 4 года назад +1912

    I personally like “your a dentist.” So direct 😂😂

    • @MdSahil-kd9gw
      @MdSahil-kd9gw 4 года назад +28

      You're*

    • @poojakarkala9263
      @poojakarkala9263 4 года назад +2

      Sameeee

    • @SF-yh2ot
      @SF-yh2ot 4 года назад +3

      Loubna Taoussi you’re everywhere! No one asked you!

    • @samdoesstuff4924
      @samdoesstuff4924 4 года назад +1

      Loubna Taoussi frick off bot

    • @oglow100
      @oglow100 4 года назад +3

      Im a dental student and that hurt hahaha