What Your Favorite Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Ship Says About You
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
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![Is Abbacchio gay or european? [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure animatic]](/img/1.gif)
My favorite ship is Jojo x “Nobody dies/Everyone lives”
Thats the opposite of cannon sadly 😔
@Aidan S shigechi died don't you remember
@Aidan S yes but i still miss shigechi :c
he died over a fucking sandwich he's the dumbest kid I've seen
Giorno meets his brothers and nieces and nephews X Jonathan and Erina are revived and Joseph lives longer xEveryone meets up confused in the new word and is like *_who are you? i am you. I am you?No sir you are you._*
im a firm supporter of jotaro x his career in marine biology
Jotaro x Dolphins
me X dolphin
take me by the hand
lead me to the land
Ocean man
Jonawagon: "You believe in the inherent eroticism of financially supporting someone's entire lineage", or alternatively "You just wanted good things for Speedwagon, and really, who wouldn't?"
Jessica Newton jonawagon for the goddamn win. it’s like erina is great and all but consider the fact that jonathan has two hands
@@sarahjohnson9399 Speedwagon withdrew coolly and we need to respect that.
Mister Bad Guy and honestly that’s why he’s such a good guy. god i love speedwagon
Speedwagon deserves the world and he and Jonathan are perfect for each other
i know right,, and it kills me how robert canonly loved jonathan,,, 😔😔😔
"You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being stupid together"
YUP!
thats why i ship pinkiedash
You are the only valid MLP fan ever, and god *damn* you are so very correct
The inherent eroticism of committing financial fraud together
This made me realize I need "What your favorite Azumanga Daioh ship says about you."
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Jotakak:you really wish that"no one can just deflect the emerald splash" was true
haha, so true
Hell fucking yeah
Whose back catalog?
Ya got me there chief
*JOTATAK FOR EVER*
avpol is more like "you just want polnareff to be happy"
Turd Ferguson and really, who wouldn’t
@@TheHoobiestMech98 Turtles*
Honestly, he’s so determined he died TWICE for him
This is a fact and I stand by it. He deserves to be happy with his boyfriend........ rest in fuckin peace
I always cry about Avdol's chickens never getting to see him again.
Almost every ship was a gay ship and that says a lot about our community
Well, gay ships is always dominating at fandoms
Also most of the JoJo main characters are male and you really dont have many female characters to create straight ships with, so you improvise
MuffinCountry which community
UwU chan • then part 6 came out and people were like hmmm is FF/ jolyne or jolyne/ hermes better
this says a lot about our society
Anything to do with the pillar men is "you're just here for some unfriendly muscle men"
You’re just here for some evil muscle men
Avdol x polnareff: "you're just here for some friendly muscle men"
Very accurate
Honestly
Ikr
Polnareff could have asked for ANYTHING for his second wish, but he chose Avdol. If that's not a declaration of love, I don't know what is.
And they canonly asked each other for a date at the end... 👀
Very true
Joseph and Lisa Lisa, you clearly haven’t finished part 2 yet.
i *hope* they havent finished part 2 yet
Dio Brando niiiiiiiiiiicccce
Or you won't laugh at "surprise, motherfucker" meme ever more
Wouldnt that also be like Josuke and Jotaro, tho??
@@weebmatics If you were only about half the first episode in.
DIO and Erina: You’ve got serious problems, mate.
You thought Jonathan would be in this ship BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!
You’re just shipping this for the meme.
The unholy square: jonadioeriwagon, yes it exists
@@menacetosociety471 perfect
@@HaganeNoGijutsushi Ko no dio da!
Cioccolata x Secco: You either firmly believe in the inherent eroticism of serial killers *OR* you have a pet play fetish
i'd say for them it's just the same thing he said for ghiacchio x melone
I feel like Ciocolatta doesn't even feel anything towards people, he just jerks off to his suicide tapes.
@@cbchansey6866 bruh he told secco he loved him
@@user-xm3gp9zs5v ok you have a point there. But yeah he definitely treats him more like a dog than anything else
Eric Cui yeah because Secco is a huge fucking bottom and loves to be treated like a dog
“You _really_ wish Johnathan wasn’t done so dirty by the end of Part One”
And that’s just facts 🚫🧢
JONATHAN DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER
That ship literally went down in flames
Anas S It hits you in the heart, the throat and several times in the back
WHY WOULD YOU DO HIM LIKE THAT!!
fBOMB
That was the best pun I‘ve ever heard in my entire life. And yeah poor Jonathan wtf was that ending 😂
Giorno/Jolyne:
You don't really care that the Joestar family tree looks like it's eating itself
lmfao
I feel called out.
zillafire101 you should. Cause we calling you out
Yes you can fight me
Tell that to Araki
ok but why is karsidisi literally that ship where historians would say, "and they were best friends"
LMAO
Why is this actually correct???
Periodt.
They raised two kids together, Cheryl
Just girls bein’ friends. Gals bein’ pals.
“you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of not only wanting to kill each other but actually going through with it”
Can’t believe my mans just called out the entire portal fandom like this
im sorry _what_
like... the puzzle game series Portal?
He called out most of the JOJO fandom too
@@Cobalt985 Portal is top tier
@@AltName7 Yes. They're two of my favourite games of all time. What in the _fuck_ did I miss with what's happening inside the fandom?
@@Cobalt985 Yeah what the fuck ? Like GLaDOS x Chell or something ?
Jonathan × Speedwagon: Your ideal relationship dynamic is cinnamon rolls, too good for this world, too pure.
Okay but why is your pfp Huey Long?(unless im just really wrong)
@@lynxil_knight For the memes. *EVERY MAN A KING*
@@ironicdivinemandatestan4262 are you a fellow swamp creature or no
@@lynxil_knight Nah I'm not actually from Louie, just in for the memes.
@@ironicdivinemandatestan4262 awww I can never find people from Louisiana on the internet its like we dont have the internet or Wi-Fi
Jonawagon be like, "You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of undying devotion and loyalty that's so strong it lasts generations."
"You just wanted good things for Speedwagon, and really, who wouldnt?"
Speedwagon is best waifu
It’s poetic cinema, babey
That ship is the most blessed ship in all the manga
jonawagon is so blessed it makes me want to cry
When Part 7 get animated, the Gyro/Johnny tag on Pixiv will explode
Mantana Jansi ughhh they’re such a good ship😭 WARNING SPOILERS BELOW
part 7 & 8 spoiler warning: i am glad they’re happy in heaven together
Lily bro you should put that warning before the “read more” cause i ended up reading that entire statement before i could even stop my eyes
Cinnabonn I’m so sorry... I’ve edited the comment😓
Lily nah it’s fine i’m not mad lol i just found myself saying, “aight then”
Italy?
when I first read part 4 I though josuke and rohan would have that "I hate him but I respect him" moment at highway star but they actually just went on hating each other the whole part lmao
Illusion 100
Aceisawesome but it’s good couple I mean-
I mean it was more like Rohan kept on hating josuke the entire time?
You had to say read to show your dominance didn't you
Yuya was so great, "Josuke is so courageous! He has inspired me to be the man my groupies think I am!"
I ship Esidisi x Kars bc I mean they literally slaughtered they’re whole society and ran off to raise 2 babies together.
Rate my taste
Eisikars: your ideal relationship dinamic is team mom/team dad but your also horny for big guys
Your taste is 100/10 tho we Stan some Karsidisi in this house
@@AshNRoses4409
Accurate
Big brain content
God, you're so valid
*screams in confused multishipper*
Tamariin FR THOUGH
Okai, but mood. I ship like most of these things in some way, except for that Josuke x Jotaro. Let's not with Incest.
@@bceoofcharlescultandmember2428 Yeah, I'm cool with most ships but pedophilia/incest/abusive ships are... no XD. I just want characters in healthy relationships.
@@Riinkun I agree with all of those but the abusive ships, I honestly find those kinda interesting as ashamed as I am to admit. In real life they are terrible, but honestly some of those have the best material for psychological analysis. Dont like really ship those wanting them to happen tho. I watch em but dont really want them to be together if that makes sense? Hopefully I dont sound too weird. Other than that, yas give me those healthy ships
Multishipping with these just means being put on blast at least 3 times a video
Caejose: "Your ideal relationship dynamic is guys being dudes"
*Well*
called out?
Not if tequila Joseph has anything to say about it
@@repulsethemonkey1396 it's still a dude, but *better*
Lisandra María Urbano I mean- They’re not wrong- and I hella ship it either way
@The Milkman couple of guys being dudes
Josuyasu: The idea of being homiesexual.
@Sidney Titus a couple of dudes being guys
@@lisandramariaurbano8413 a couple of guys being dudes
@@murple3 a couple of dudes being gay
WOKE
YES
Joseph × Caesar: You just wanted good things for Caesar. Press F to pay respects.
(Honestly that could apply to most JoJo × JoBro ships.)
Or you believe in the inherent eroticism of the "rivals to friends" trope
F
F
F
F
DioKak - Why, just let Kakyoin alone, he doesn't deserve this
DioKak- You took that scene of Kakyoin getting fleshbudded by DIO in a completely different context
Steve Pensando it was kind of a hot scene tho ngl
“DioKak: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of implied molestation.”
Also FBI, OPEN UP!
Steve Pensando Like, I think that was the intended implication though ngl. There were roses and moans and crap.
"You REALLY wish Anasui hadn't swapped genders between chaptes"
You just got *extremely* right.
IVE BEEN CRYING OVER THIS IT REALLY IS SO TRUE
On the flipside, this gave us the Big Brain Fanon of Anasui being trans, so I can't really complain about the switching between chapters thing (am Jolymes shipper, BTW)
@@theuncannydag Jolyne x FF >>> Jolyne x Ermes
@@loganmorton1543 im not saying no, but I am also not a necrophelia person.
@@theuncannydag Ok we gained the trans Anasui fanon, but in the process lost the prospective lesbian/bi Jolyne canon ;_;
the fact that the dinopants ship wasn't here with the "men getting pegged" joke is a *crime*
Dinopants: You believe in the inherent eroticism of malewives and girlbosses
@@debleb166 i really do
@@immortalandundead5554 Me too ✌
No truer words have been spoken :))))
You just want good things to happen to Speedwagon and honestly, who doesn't?
Yes exactly you understand me
I feel this is my soul
Jonawagon be like
@@wutduck1763 too bad, too bad
Speedwagon x Hat always makes me cry
My favorite JoJo ship is Strength, because the captain is a pipe smoking orangotang
FuGio is actually "you are incredibly dedicated to a non-canon novel tie-in"
Rue Pashkova i mean araki said you can take it as canon 😭
Also specifically that novel is super popular in Japan and sold even more after the anime.
Lionofash praying we get a phf ova
That novel is awesome!! I read it cause I fell in love with "FuGio" during the anime but I didn't get the FuGio feelings from it. xD To me that novel was Giorno subduing a threat and showing us how allmighty and manipulative he can be. It made me feel bad for Fugo but I freaking loved Giorno in it!
TRUTH
Diego X Hotpants: You just wanted good things for Diego and Hotpants and honestly who didn't?
this is so true that it hurts
A pegging joke also works here
Johnny certainly wouldn't like that.
men of culture gather here
This feels like a callout
Mista and Giorno:
*yeah, we gay*
*K e e p s c r o l l i n g*
They have a very similar shot together as well
@@ImmortanDan oh yes, i remember..
I cant erase the gay scenes from my mind
Everytime I close my eyes, I wake up feeling so *HOOORRRRNNNYYYY*
*[Sad straight noises]*
also diejoni is actually "they were both bottoms"
HDKSHDLSHSPHDLSJSK
the accuracy of this comment causes me physical pain
@@oof-rr5nf SHUT UP AJHBSASBDJBSAB
Ok but Gyro's stand is literally called Ballbreaker and Ballbreaker is a song about femdoms so if you're saying Gyro would top in any occasion BOY do i got news for you
@@alitlecreacher6077 Gyro's the ball breaker, so he's definitely a Dom top
Dio + Erina:
You know I’m about to break into your house
Theyre into the idea of jonathan's harem catching on fire
You’re into the idea of being a massive twat.
You know I'm gonna pulverize your kneecaps
Oh I've read a nsfw fanfiction about that
Basically Erina was craving Jonathan's body so she decided to bang with DIO
@@thangfahsavung9120 what the FUC-
Giorno/Trish: "for some reason, you really want Giorno to be straight, and there's only one girl in the part."
Bucciarati/Trish: "for some reason, you really want Bucciarati to be straight, and there's still only one girl in the part."
Also, for that last one: *FBI OPEN UP!*
@@CaffeineDeprivation its legal.
@@ayame2001 No the hell it's not. Trish is *15* , while Bucciarati is *20*
@@CaffeineDeprivation its legal in hungary, in italy, and many other European countries. You know there are other countries and ages of consent around the world and not just the USA, right?
I always saw Bucciarati as a father figure to Trish, so the thought of them being shipped together is really gross.
Bosudopi is like "you took the saying love yourself too literal"
Or the phrase "Go fuck yourself"
Technically masturbation
@@soulthesassyassassin3616 Just saying, busting a nut would have saved Diavolo from perpetual death
It's like that one meme
“Nobody's perfect. I'm nobody so I'm perfect.”
@@sandrothenecromancer6810 didn't that put him through perpetual death as well?
Gappy and Yasuho: You desire two things, keeping things canon and keeping things wholesome
not 100% accurate.
Really Part 8 did the impossible by making me care about the canon straight ship for the first time in my life.
@@PineappleLiar Same.
I ship both straight and gay, and Gappy x Yasuho is so wholesome! 💖
@@TrueWomenEnjoyer I'm sorry but Rai would like to have a word
I was coming here prepared for lack of manga only ships and honestly? No, I won't shut up about the inherent eroticism of cowboys
Valid
And still, there is a lack of josuke and yasuho in this.
Same
YES. THANK YOU!
Chaotic good
alternate for Avpol: you really wish polnareff hadn't been done so dirty by the ending of part 5.
Or that he wasn't done so dirty in general. He lost his sister, three of his closest friends, ends up paraplegic, loses he's stand, and gets turned into a damn turtle.
@@aguila-wg3ug he's the "all my friends are dead" meme but with a turtle instead of a dinosaur
Please don't remind me my PTSD
And you REALLY wish Avdol hadn’t been done so dirty by ALL of part 3
I was waiting for you to roast me *again* for loving the bad boy x nerd dynamic.
And now you roasted me for aN EGG
Can I offer you an *e g g* in this trying time?
Spec The Spectator This has to be the best answer to a comment I have ever received in this year till now. Thank you
look man, if I made a video about jjba shipping and DIDN'T mention the egg doujin I'd be getting shit for it for the rest of my days. I had to do it, I had no choice.
Eldena Doubleca5t true tho xd
@@EldenaDoubleca5t you had to do it to us
*Kakyoin did you lay this egg?*
*EGG, DID YOU LAY THIS KAKYOIN?*
*LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU LERU*
IT WAS THERE WHEN I WOKE UP
Can I just say that this is illegal?
@@janinepantonial2815the comment section?
Can we just appreciate that Diego + Johnny makes DieJoni
That's my actual name so this ship literally wants me to die
DieJo can be too ajsjdj
and Diavolo with Doppio makes BosuDopi
@@bokkbokkie Why are we telling Jonis and Jos to die? What did they do wrong?
Giomis could probably also be called "Guns N' Roses."
THE BRAIN YOU HAVE OH MY GOD
MAN THAT'S THE BEST COMMENT EVER
I LOVE THIS
OH MY GOD
THIS DESERVES MORE LIKES WTF
Yasuho and Gappy = the same as Josuke and Okuyasu but heterosexual (bonus: you only want good things for Yasuho and honestly, who doesnt?)
Accurate
It's more like wanting good things for both tbh.
I just want good things for gappy lmao but u right
😂💞
My fav ship is tooru and 89 year old head doctor.
“You fool! I’ve already figured out your favorite ship dynamic! Now my Stand, [HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING] can call you out!”
Alternatively, “Your next line is, “I’m in this video and I don’t like it.””
Ben Pelczynski both very fine choices, my man
@@benpelczynski6964 I'm in this video and I don't like it
*N-NANI?*
I’m in this video *looks at caejose* and I don’t like it....
WAIT N-NANI?
there’s just something inherently beautiful about two bros chilling in a hot tub
Gizelle Vidal you so right
''Five feet apart 'cause it's not gay''
I think spent too much time watchine vine/meme/tiktok on Jojo
right next to each other 'cause they are gay
You are a firm believer in the lack of inherent eroticism of two bros sitting in a hot tub
Secret hidden ship: Jotaro/Jolyne's Mom = You just want good things for Jolyne and honestly, who wouldn't?
Rohan X Reimi: You just wanted good things for Reimi, even if the FBI now want to know your location.
*I didn't know Rohan's age when I first paired them I swear.*
Before I decided to watch JoJo's for real, I was only watching clips on RUclips. I saw the scene where Reimi was getting ready to depart to heaven, and when I saw Rohan's reaction, I thought, "Dang they'd be cute lmao." I also read some of Rohan's information from his Fandom wiki page beforehand and I remembered that Reimi babysitted and saved an infant Rohan.
I think this ship has a ton of potential, but my brain is still straining over the details. I mean, Reimi is 16, which is really bad, but technically Rohan was 4 when she died. So... who’s the underage one here?!
Reimi died at the age of 16, and 16 years have passed since she died, so technically reimi is 32 years old.....
*REIMI IS LEGAL*
Legal in Japan.
@@ironicdivinemandatestan4262 and most of Europe and quite a few American States?
hot pants and diego is best ship bc she can peg
AAAAAA-
Shit ur right
YES
It’s also best ship because the ship name is DinoPants
@@ZanraiKid look at this absolute mad lad
If you ship Jonadio then you must've loved sasunaru when you were little
Oh my god I feel so attacked rn
Dude, even the eng voice dubber ships them together.
Ow
Fuck
Don't call me out like that
Guys, don't ship me with anyone other than myself.
I see what you got there...
Nah it would be DIO x Anything that moves
Does thar mean that Jonathan technically counts?
@@tjhunter9787 no no no no no no
So Dio/DIO is fair game then, right?
FuGio is also: "You read Purple Haze Feedback and won't shut up about it."
... I say this because it's me.
want a trophy i dont remember it being cannon
bitches will read phf and won’t stop crying about fugio. its me. Im bitchesz
i can't understand how a subordinate kissing his boss's hand is seen as a romantic thing
@@pham1527 especially in a fucking mafia
@@pham1527 Ikr? Literally a bunch of mafia guys' kissing Gio's hand in the epilogue.
My favorite ship is Strength.
John Walker Don’t. Remind. Me.
I'm an as blue Hawaii type guy
*laughs in Ora Ora*
Oh no, Forever x Anne popped up in my mind
Same
"Youre just here for some friendly muscle men."
I mean...aside from the action, why else would I watch Jojo?
The gayyyyy
Jotaro x Jolyne: Get out.
Yes
*C U R S E D*
I wish all Jolyne x Giorno shippers a very Diavolo style death
🤮 ahh!!
Same with Anyone x Trish
Jolyne/Eremes/F.F: Either you really like the 'Lets go! Lesbians' Meme, absolutely despise Anasui, or both.
I haven't even read that part, but like, mood
Ew
And honestly, who wouldn't?
Corbin Jones ACCURATE
CupO'Noodlez me lol
WHAT ABOUT TEZIANO AND SQUALO??? THE TRUE GAYS?
"If you ship them, you're every Jojo fan."
"You're a fan of keeping things gay AND canon" @ squatiz, sorbgela and ciosecco but for ciosecco you must also mention PETPLAY
@@eldrazigirl there are Jojo fans who think Squalo and Tiziano are just friends tbh. Yeah, I don't know either
@@elelcomplains1553 tizano and squalo:we're a couple
*those* jojo fans: A COUPLE OF BESTIEEEES
@@elelcomplains1553 woah, the way Squalo and Tiziano act is way more than simply friends.
The Dio and Pucci one being simply friends, I can believe but Squalo and Tiziano? No way.
Fugio: you are a firm believer in the eroticism of redemption arcs
What does “shipping” mean? Narancia sent me this video and I do not understand the jokes.
oh no
cack-yo-ween normieyaki Could you please give me a explanation I trust Narancia didn’t send me anything inappropriate.
@@brunobucciarati4543 shipping is when people take a person or an animal or even something else thats either fictional or real and then another one and make them love each other. sometimes they even make them both have sex
cack-yo-ween normieyaki why does Narancia want me to have sex with Abbachio? It was a “ship” in this video.
@@brunobucciarati4543 it doesn't necessarily mean narancia wants you to have sex with abbacchio, its a just a thing that a handful of people like for some odd reason. Or maybe narancia does want you to have sex with abbacchio I don't know you need to have a talk with him about it. It's probably not a big deal
I'm crying cause I ship CaeJose and I've gotten so many "2 bros chilling in a hot tub" and "guys being dudes"
Apparently I'm attracted to friendship okay
Apparently, I must be too because that's all I can get. (Excluding the trash of course. You know the kind. The ones that cheat on you multiple times and try to hide it because you're in a long-distance relationship but her friends are kind enough to tell you so you find out anyway and get hurt and then she gets hurt despite doing it to herself and she probably isn't even self-aware enough to realize this without being told because she's selfish and says she loves you but probably only has a rudimentary knowledge of love, if that, although she could be lying anyway and you just don't want to believe it because you actually love her and it's clouding your judgment and it should be obvious because she lied about cheating on you so she clearly doesn't dislike lying and my involvement with her has ruined multiple of my relationships since because I still feel something for her and crawled back despite the warnings, both through your history with her and other people, and I doubt anyone will read this, her especially because she has garbage taste in anime and probably hasn't seen Jojo's anyway to know if she'd like it, but if you do see this, you know who you are and I have one thing to say to you: "Screw you Morgan, you lying dogfaced ponysoldier- Wait... Who let Joe Biden in? Anyway, I hate you, you manipulative, lying bastard and I hope you get only empty eggshells from now on every time you want pancakes or just break an egg in general. Oh yeah, I also hope that someone spoils all the best South Park jokes that you haven't yet heard.")
(Disclaimer)
(This was a joke, however, it's also all true so while I could be unconsciously venting, I mainly intend to entertain because haha, that's rather unfortunate and also very specific. The insults are 100% meant though too. I really hate you, Morgan. Disregard this if your name is Morgan and nothing else applies to you. Anyway, back to being bored and lonely.)
@@Zinyak12345 bruh are you ok? I know it's been 2 months but I'm still slightly concerned
@@lisandramariaurbano8413 Yeah, thanks for asking. I'm doing a lot better now. Thanks for worrying about me despite being an internet stranger. Life can be hard but sometimes it gets better and I'm glad I lasted long enough to reach that point where it does.
@@Zinyak12345 yeah life is full of highs and lows, and I'm happy that you're better now. Sincerely, an internet stranger that cares about people for no reason whatsoever :)
I feel you
the lack of Speedwagon in this video is unforgivable.
No one would be worthy.
No one is worthy of our Waifu SpeedwaGON.
Here: JonaWagon: You value wholesomeness above all other aspects of a ship.
ZeppeliWagon: Like William Zeppeli, your life was also saved by Speedwagon's burning hot abs.
Speedwagon is as we all know a Jonathan x Erina shipper.
Dio/Erina: Your relationship dynamic is the main character getting cucked by the main villain.
Speedwagon x Jonathan ERASURE (Speedwagon x Jonathan x Erina with speeds and erina being buddies erasure)
That would be a great ot3
You decided that one completely loyal lover was not enough for a man with a heart of gold.
good taste
Speedwagon and Jonathan fusing together x Erina
Scary Hat but Jonathan and Speedwagon must love each other as well
1:00 “you AREN’T a monsterfucker-“
That’s where you’re wrong, bucko
that's a fucking mood
I apologize for my very harsh opinion, but this ship can burn in hell.
@@epicthecandydragon6079 I mean, I don't know what you were trying to accomplish with this comment? I'm not gonna stop shipping it and now I'm just mad at you, it's not productive at all.
@@epicthecandydragon6079 Don't apologise, you said nothing wrong
And since the video didn't call me out enough...
Joelyn x Foo Fighters The only Pairing that is approved by Jotaro Kujo
don't forget Joelyn x Koichi
Then Koichi can finally be his son
Giorno × Trish: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of Biblical metaphors.
Why you gotta to drag me like that? Lmao
Quick question, who/what is Trish a Biblical metaphor of? I know GioGio is Jesus, just unsure of Trish
@@Shane-nf9gb as in Trish the daughter of Diavolo or "devil" in English and Giorno is the son of Dio or "god" in English, so it's like Jesus x the anti-christ
I’m so glad you sent this, I was thinking I wasn’t gonna find my ship here lol
Thank you for the more accurate reading
So what about Squalo and Tiziano? You're just here for genuinely healthy and supportive relationships?
Genuinely healthy, supportive and CANON relationships, mind you
Everyone always seems to forget about Sorbet and Gelato...
@@mis_l5858 sad ice cream noises
@@moimoiyoop yep....
Bruabba shippers like mom x mom dynamics
Basically
Abbacchio is best big tiddy goth waifu
Nice username. And the answer is yes, I did.
Bruabba: you either have no mom/dad guiding you or you want a family AU where everybody lives and no one dies
This was so true it hurt.
And honestly, who wouldn't?-
What about Squalo and Tiziano? It is one of the nice, healthy and canon relationships + there is a part 5 character who is NOT named after food
What if my favorite ship is a rare pair?
Yeah, I ship Narancia X Trish.
I'm surprised that it's a rarepair tbh, it's pretty great.
Fried Catfish I know, right? It’s a cute pairing
Finally someone that ship them too! Thanks!
Does everybody forget the part when Narancia says "Trish is me"?
Naratrish: You believe in the inherent eroticism in "Kinning"
I thought mine was rare too but now i have FBI at my door
also for fugio, correction: you read purple haze feedback and you think fugo did nothing wrong
Accurate!
It can also be you read PHF and won't shut up about it
It can also be: you write 3000 word essays on tumblr comparing the similarities between the two, and their differences, complete with night and day symbolism.
Am I projecting? Possibly
YES. Fugio is my favorite ship and I must say this is pretty accurate.
I just finished PHF and find this comment quite accurate
I didnt think you’d include risopro but you did and you attacked me personally. Villainfuckers rise up
😔 ✊
Why are all the villains so hot?
👁️👅👁️
😶✊
Arent they brothers?
"You really wish Josuke had been conceived under like- any other circumstances."
Yes okay, the cheating was just NOT IT 😭
He did my favorite jojo so dirty
This isn’t my fave ship, but I have to agree 100%
Honestly, same, I don't ship too much Joseph x suzie but Suzie didn't deserve that
I have decided to believe that Joseph is just a polyamorous king and Suzie Q knows and accepts it
@@_sleazy_c Honestly? I am all for that! It’s honestly more in-character than Joseph cheating, at any rate!
worst part is, knowing Joseph's luck saying that he was drugged or being messed by a stand or something wouldnt be off the table, he just tends to get himself in these sorts of things literally ALL THE TIME (not even using Literally incorrectly here, stand-users and joestars both attrach trouble naturally, so he basically has a 4x less resistance to getting in these sort of situation) but naah, Araki didnt even specify what happened, Joseph just showed up with a baby one day
I don’t even JoJo I just watch it for the roastings LMAO
Casey Coolican that’s been my mentality for basically all of his videos expect for this one
*I D O N ' T E V E N J O J O*
I do and I’m like why??? Why would anyone ship Dio and Jonathan, Dio legit killed his dad, and Jonathan. Etc
Thatguywiththestuffies RUclips page. Those people are a abomination. How does one just get away without watching/reading any parts.
@@waniyare9004 dio stole jonathans dick
caejose, giomis, josuyasu gang rise up. apparently we’re all for the inherent eroticism of being bros
That part hit me way too hard
The bros
yes. I also like jotakak
Succ boys for lyfe
Dude yes we gay keep scrolling
Jolyne x Anasui: you identified with his thirstiness on a spiritual level
I suspect that would be the "You are heterosexual" of this fandom.
Alright incel
More like
You are most likely the Editors of Shonen Jump who prefers instant sex change.
@@elonmusk921 Their pfp is the ace flag. They're basically the opposite of an incel.
Elizabeth Midford I’m making a joke about them being ace because they literally wouldn’t be horny/thirsty for anyone but there’s no word for ace people (acey didn’t seem right) so I elected to make a joke at the expense of all ace people by equating them to incels.
Rohan × Reimi: You just wanted good things for Reimi, and really, who wouldn’t?
*FBI! OPEN UP! intensifies*
rohan x reimi: you say shes 16, but shes also 34. and youve probably seen THAT image.
rohan mentioned that she was like a sister by the end though-
Or: You had a crush on your hot babysitter growing up and wish that they didn't suddenly disappear one day.
I don’t want Reimi to go through the suffering of being with Rohan
can we get a part 2 of this sometime... i wanna see other ships as well
How did you comment on this video 6 days ago?
@@user-xr8il3yl3u Because the video has been up for at least 6 days? He does have a patreon, chances are it's been exclusive to them for the past week.
@@Josh-th4yi ohhhhhh
Can we please. I want to see joseph and the major.
Dont @ me ok
Can we please get Kira and Shinobu
Alternative giomis: you believe the trope "partners in crime" couldn't be highly rated enough.
Stray Cat X Bug-Eaten: Your ideal relationship dynamic is Tom & Jerry.
New crack ship
Kira x Hand : You really want to live a quiet life but also keep a suspiciously large picture of Mona Lisa’s hands on your wall
Caesar/Lisa Lisa: you really like some certain sexual things and none of them is illegal
Forever/Annie: you really like some certain sexual things and all of them are illegal *((FBI OPEN UP))*
Koichi/Rohan: your ideal relationship dinamic is "I despise everyone but you"
Cioccolata/Secco: either your ideal relationship dinamic is "I want to kill everyone except you" or you have a pet/master fetish, there's no inbetween
Tiz/Squalo or Sorbet/Gelato: you have a crush on someone you work with
Kars/ACDC: the same thing as Bruno/Abbacchio but you chose the Save Chloe ending in Life is Strange
Kars/Whammu: you had crushes on both your babysitter and your teacher growing up
Joseph/Stroheim: you really like muscular men but you also attended the Charlottesville rallies in 2017
Jonathan/Speedwagon: you both hate that evil exists in the world and can't separate love from worship
Kakyoin/Holly: Kakyoin is not the milf hunter, you are
Jotaro/Marina: your ideal relationship dinamic is "we broke up but still love each other"
Joseph/Tomoko: the same thing as Joseph/Suzi but you also ship Kakyoin/Holly
Jotaro/Tomoko: your ideal romcom story is "this person looks like my late spouse whom I still love"
Dio/Jotaro: you are a firm believer of the inherent eroticism of wanting to kill each other, but you only had long distance relationships in your life
Mista/Narancia: Giorno/Mista + Josuke/Okuyasu
Giorno/Trish: you can't stand watching something where the only female character doesn't end up with the male lead
Jolyne/Anasui: your ideal romcom story is having the man constantly harrassing the woman until she realizes she likes him
Jolyne/Weather: you want potential partners to battle for you like you're wild animals
Jolyne/FF: You sexually identify as the color green
Gappy/Yasuho: your ideal romcom story is "born sexy yesterday" a.k.a. you are a firm believer of the inherent eroticism of teaching a grown adult how to properly live in society
Josuke/Koichi: your best friend in high school didn't consider you their best friend
Prosciutto/Pesci or Valentine/Lucy: your ideal relationship dinamic is Stockholm Syndrome
Joseph/Lisa Lisa, Weather/Pucci, Josuke/Giorno, Giorno/Jolyne or Josuke/Jolyne: you truly believe it's not incest if you "didn't grow up together"
Kira/Shinobu: Stockholm syndrome, potential partners fighting and "I want to kill everyone but you" triple combo, also you just want good things for Kira
Kira/Josefumi: you think no other romcom could ever surpass Romeo & Juliet
Character/their stand: you are narcisistic
Never read Romeo and Juliet, but if I did, this would probably be true
Kira/shinobu is my jojo ship
The only exception to the "character/their stand: you're a narcissist " one is Koichi/ Echoes Act 3 which is: you like the idea of dating the "bad boy/girl" but you're just socially awkward and everyone seems like a "bad boy/girl" to you
What about pesci and fishing pole
the pillar men ships cut the mess outta me🗿... the save chloe hit too hard lmao
But Dio and Jonathan have a child together
Does it count if it's a threesome?
Technically they have four children together!
@@herdustisverypretty five
They dont dio stole jonathans body
My family is weird
I don't know what I EXPECTED to drag me the most, but I didn't think it'd be "you actually read the manga and probably won't shut up about it."
LIKE, LISTEN, OKAY, JOHNNY AND GYRO ARE SO GOOD, IN THIS ESSAY I WILL
The relationship between Gyro Zeppeli and Johnny Joestar in the cult classic manga "Jojo's Bizzare Adventure" transcends even the closest friendships. The influence they had on each other during the short half a year (i i mean... what half a year... they got married and lived happily for 60 years...) reflected on their entire lives. This relationship, believed by me to be romantic, or at least full of familial love, is the centrepiece of this essay, in which i will
My fellow Hetalian, how are you?
Me shipping Joseph and Lisa Lisa and then watching the last few episodes of part 2: *_what in the hell have i done?_*
OMG
As soon as she said she was 50 it was going down hill
I love how like most of these are homosexual ships. I love how JoJo is just so gay!
it does not help when the ratio of important male characters to important female characters is ussually like, 4 males for each female,
Jojo is fabulously gay and I love it.
My only straight ship in JoJo is a seriously underrated one lol
@@professoryeetus8955 your underrated ship
hand it over
@@professoryeetus8955 the only straight ship I have is Diego x hot pants
Diego: there is no such thing as straight people Johnny
There's nothing such as straight men
Only men who didn't see Diego Brando yet
Polnareff x Kakyoin: You just want a solid bromance with some rero rero’ing.
But then you realize Kakyoin is 17
Steve Pensando FBI OPEN UP
You're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of secret handshakes
We’ve already got JotaKak for that
FBI OPEN UP
I ship dio and his damn shoes
After, 『Za Hando』 x Kira,
『Za Shoes』 x DIO.
LMFAO
OK SO WHAT IF I LIKE MY SHIPS TO HATE EACH OTHER FOR AT LEAST 1/3 OF THE PLOT AT LEAST IM NOT SHIPPING THE BEST BOI JOSUKE WITH HIS 30 YO NEPHEW
Not sure why I like Josuhan but I just do even though they hate each other.
I mean I get ya. I just like Rohan being a bitch constantly which is really drawn out with Josuke. That and Josuke ends up being wayy too good to deal with Rohan's bullshit. Still love the hoe tho
@@w_lker353 I mean its more Rohan hates Josuke and and Josuke just kinda gets irritated with him
@@bceoofcharlescultandmember2428 at least i dont ship jotaro and josuke together
boi it's supposed to be josuyasu and jotahan, that's that true galaxy brain shit
(i mean i do also ship jotaro and josuke but don't tell nobody about that)
I thought that on every ship he would just say "u gay lol"
Эртине Баян-оол that’s a given
I honestly ship jotakak because of their dynamic and moments, like I didn't even know about that dang doujin when I shipped them
same.
Not a Jotakak shipper, but I would like to point out I have a jotakak shipping friend (who also happens to be a fan of Cardcaptor Sakura) who absolutely despises that doujin
k a k y o i n d i d y o u l a y t h i s e g g ?
@@_cindyette_ S T O P
Fluffyfox13 lmao nah
Trish x Sheila E: I don't know how you, a femslash fan, ended up in THIS fandom, but… good on you for making the most of it.
same for midler x mariah
Also Jolyne/Ermes
"You are just here for some friendly muscle men"
Pillar men, where u at?
The thing is that they're not exactly friendly S O-
Except wammu
@@funkifroggi1727 he's just honorable, but not exactly good. he's like the best of worst to say it somehow.
The FBI needed to be called on at least half these Ships tbh
What? I counted and there is like, only four non-legal ones?
Now I don't feel as bad about Jotaro x (older) Anne.
remember for any ship with trish, the other person technecally isn't breaking any law due to the much lower age of consent Italy has
@@gypsysprite4824 That does not work that way-
I mean, the age of consent is 14, but the law only allow an age gap of 3 years.
With that said Trish (15) x Mista (18) is legal, but Trish (15) x Bruno (20) is not legal.
(I apoligize if my english was not good enough-)
@@gypsysprite4824 Presumably the concern is not so much what fictional characters are doing, but what it says about the real people who want to see it. (IDK I'm not even in this fandom tho so don't really have a stake in it)
Naramis is just exactly like josuyasu but in *italian*
yesis
The Dio/Pucchi one made me laugh because Its basically canon, and then I got sad because I know what you mean about 'good things' for Puuci saving everyone a lot of trouble.