I can't even count how many times I've been shaving in the dark by a campfire (that was also dark) while talking to my grandma and also wanting to hear a jingle played at maximum volume. It's really a bargain that I can have this problem solved for only $35.
*thebahooplamaster* RUclips has taught me that: *Dollar Shave Club* has some nice shavers and creams in the box *Audible* has over 180,000 books *Blue Apron* helps me cook good *MVMT Watches* was founded by two college kids who wanted stylish watches but couldn't afford them *Squarespace* helps me build a website *Vikings* has more online players than all the Vikings that ever existed
“If you’ve ever wanted to call your grandma while shaving in the dark, this phone is for you.” That made me laugh so hard haha. Thank you for doing these videos. It has been a helpful tool in my personal decisions on tech.
There is another version with dual led torch in place of the shaver, a wireless TV with antenna , compass, reverse charging, 15000 mah battery I found it more useful
This is the perfect phone for your everyday street walker. Got a shaver to keep the lady bits trimmed. Got a crappy camera so Haggard Helga can look like Jennifer Lawrence. Cheap so it can be tossed after a bukkake weekend. Bright flashlight to inspect the Johns pushrod for evidence of other seedy escapades. Also is a brick so she can throw it at Darius when he fails to pull out and in 9 months we have a little Lucious.
If you're after a mechanical watch with this aesthetic, H.Moser a& Cie have released a Swiss ALP line (reference 5324-0201). That way you can get a proper Swiss made watch rather than a cheap Xiaomi. Don't get me wrong, I love Xiaomi, I exclusively use them as my main phone drive :) But mechanical watches are another kettle of fish.
When you ask the average person what they want from a smartphone- Better speed, more battery life, better durability. This company- Went and put a flipping shaver inside of a phone. Apple, you got slammed. No room for a headphone jack eh...
Imagine making a call and mid-call you turn on the shaver! I guess this is like a "concept" for a military phone lol. it never got picked up by any contracts tho
Ngl i want to get this and have it "accidentally" go off in my pocket at school just to see the look on my teacher's face when he/she confiscates it from me
I've never wanted to call grandma while shaving in the dark until now
While also standing next to campfire. Don't ask how it's both dark and there's a fire going
M
😂
Same
You can't forget you have to be in the bath too
0:58 Nobody expected that....
That was very random haha
Darling darling darling darling dadada
Turn subtitles
Which song is this plz tell me
Ahtasam Manzar dude it's the phones song it's not a real song
*scratches at level 3, with deeper grooves at level 4*
@@jaroslavhenzely9533 It's a huge thing / meme on this channel :D
Ohhh the shaving ow
r/woooosh
dance grooves
@@AnzenRyzen everything u say is not true thanks to ur anime profile pic
I can't even count how many times I've been shaving in the dark by a campfire (that was also dark) while talking to my grandma and also wanting to hear a jingle played at maximum volume. It's really a bargain that I can have this problem solved for only $35.
One of the most satisfying comments on this video!
lmao
Actually $30
I love dark campfires.
*That's definitely Razer Phone*
김선빈 lol *razor phone
lmao
*Da dum tiss*
김선빈 i luv u
@@onestar8796 r/wooosh
* accidentally presses the shaver switch in class *
professor: no shaving during my lecture, please.
Well, it sounds simillar to a peculiar toy, btw....
Zama Zenta oh my
@@bluetear3372 LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣
Zama Zenta peculiar indeed
@@bluetear3372 can somebody elaborate lol
Jerry: Let's Start with the Durability test
Phone: 0:58
Jerry : *[Awkward Silence]*
Lalalalalalalalaaaa
What the heck I would say the f word
@@play_timegd what the fuck, Alec?
@@play_timegd you mean you would say fuck, cuz if i got what you were saying i deserve some medals
@@play_timegd THAT'S ILLEGAL KIDDO IM TELLING!
“For those of you who have hair” 🤣🤣
RonPlayz *cough* *cough* bald people
Most of us have hair
Too much fun uruspi
Dick
Pubes
For all the shortcomings, I'm impressed they actually put a heat sync on the LED
It's heat sink
Oh no! That jingle won't stop repeating in my head! AAAARGH!
B. L. R. darling darling darling darling
Review brah... that's just mean! 🤪
it's a nice tune though
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same!
Dust Proof
Shock Proof
Waterproof
*JerryRig Proof*
Sumit, Your Subscriber and last but not least
Bullet proof 😂😂😂
*Hair proof*
*_IP 682645791_*
You are everywhere buddy
🤣🤣🤣
Imagine you have this Phone and it Turns on at the middle of the night and u hear this 0:58
Tim009 Scary!
Tim009 dadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada
Daladaladaladaladalaadalada
I liked that music 😰😅
You mean 0:59
All we need is a Swiss army knife on it to make it the ultimate apocalypse phone
Leatherman*
duck tape it to the back
Liam Cherkauer don't use duck tape news flex tape
You're both wrong, use guerilla tape, strongest you can get
Amateurs use CONCRETE TAPE
I’ve seen dollar shave club sponsoring so many RUclipsrs lately.
I feel like I just can’t get away from them
*thebahooplamaster* RUclips has taught me that:
*Dollar Shave Club* has some nice shavers and creams in the box
*Audible* has over 180,000 books
*Blue Apron* helps me cook good
*MVMT Watches* was founded by two college kids who wanted stylish watches but couldn't afford them
*Squarespace* helps me build a website
*Vikings* has more online players than all the Vikings that ever existed
MVMT watches are bad quality don't buy them buy a tissot or something
Don’t forget nord vpn
RUclips probably wants everyone to shave, that’s why all the bearded youtubers are getting demonitised 🧔 💰 🗑
Loot Crate sends you gamer gadgets and apparel every month.
The silence when the music started had me crying!!!
@Ashton TheGamer u ok?
If anyone wants the song..
我在那一角落患过伤风 by Fiona Fung
Thankyou
Cartman The Wizard wut
u da man. thanks captain
i uploaded a remix too the song was sick
Name in English pls
🤣 the start up music 🤣
i liked it too, i tried remixing it. i uploaded it if you wanna check it out.
dadadadadadadadadadadadaaaaaa
willmatic 84 1:00
ali emad Dude nice job on that! Liked it
“If you’ve ever wanted to call your grandma while shaving in the dark, this phone is for you.”
That made me laugh so hard haha.
Thank you for doing these videos. It has been a helpful tool in my personal decisions on tech.
Dollar Shave Club is omnipresent. It sponsors all and blesses youtubers with monetization.
Are you always on RUclips?
Justin Y. same with quidd
Take a RUclips break dude take a walk, go outside, anything...
you again?! legend says when you see you, you can't unsee you
Just go away please!
Shaver still more useful than bixby tho
You mean Siri
@@kysrussiansandindians0 bixby button
@@kysrussiansandindians0 siri is even more useful than bixby
@@reggiemasanque7305 no because siri is in Iphone so it's never better
@Mustaaas ok i get it now
Now you’ll never know why I got so many likes hehe
(You might be able to imply by the comments)
pytiguys 1000 your point was...?
@@faristurjman2134 why can't you say Flippin?
@@faristurjman2134it's literally a video platform for anybody it's not just for you
pytiguys 1000 alright shut the fuck up
Neither does Samsung
The "RAZOR" Phone
Bro it comes with an E
R/wooosh u dont get the joke m8
Can it be used as a vibrator?
AHHHHHHHHHH
Yes, the shaver is dual functioned, you press the two volume buttons while the shaver is in the on position and they work as a "massage tool".
ThatBugBehindYou or maybe just don't open the top cover and voila.
Yes. It will more enjoyable if you uncapped the shaver part ang insert that into your orifice
Ow
I’m more interested in the watch you’re wearing than the actual phone
I think i found the watch
@@ichbindercoolste808wave9 schieß los, wie heißt das teil
@@ichbindercoolste808wave9 also?
@@estefano8071 ^siehe oben^
^right here^
Imagine u are hiding some where from cops... And u booted the phone....
Cops: ok sir I have to write you a ticket for using your mobile phone without handsfree while driving.
Me: no sir, I was just shaving..
Cop- •confused screaming•
*hello moto
Cop: da f-
@@Baixel 😂
When u shave with this phone
Scratches at level 6 deeper grooves at 7
Ouch
fuck....
Oooof
0:58 "lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala" REALLY HITS🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
If you ever wanted to call your granny while shaving in the dark , this phone is for you
- Zack 5 August 2018
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
0:59 Caption [ Weird music starts playing through phone] 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It was the loudest speaker lo
Came for durability tests, stayed for Zack's entertaining style
0:58 that was awkward.
MINTOR94 more like creepy
Imma use that as a ringtone 😅
"If you ever wanted to call your grandma while shaving in the dark, this phone is for you" 😂😂
0:58 he forgot to hit the table like Lewis
Jokes on you because he doesn't have a table. He sits on his knees and makes the videos in his backyard
Lalalalalaalaalalalaallala aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Lewis Gun lmao
*_Flash is bigger than camera!_*
Alessandro LOL
Fuck you fake indian jb
justinebiebervevo same with Google Pixel
rekt
Krishna Raut how can u say he is indian??
"Hear me out, man... a phone... you can shave with."
"brilliant."
0:59 that sound so nostalgic I don’t know why
Can you use that tune as your introduction from now on lol j/k
LJG gtfo
Your watch is cool Zack!
Does anybody know where to get it (his cool watch)
Vishwadeep Sonawane, ikr
Gearbest,it's called the Xiaomi Ciga
It's ugly :(
7:14 Zack's new channel ident music :D
When that Phone startet singing my google assistant turned on lmao
Song is Wo Zai Na Yi Jiao Luo Huan Guo Shang Feng - Fiona Fung
Thanks. I have a surface pro 1 that still runs windows 8 so i'm changing my windows startup sound to that
Mike Cui lmaooo!
How did you know that?
He shave using this phone
Thanks 👍👍
There is another version with dual led torch in place of the shaver, a wireless TV with antenna , compass, reverse charging, 15000 mah battery
I found it more useful
Link?
@@nilsrosenow6367 hope your joking
@@__________________________6139 i am
This is the perfect phone for your everyday street walker. Got a shaver to keep the lady bits trimmed. Got a crappy camera so Haggard Helga can look like Jennifer Lawrence. Cheap so it can be tossed after a bukkake weekend. Bright flashlight to inspect the Johns pushrod for evidence of other seedy escapades. Also is a brick so she can throw it at Darius when he fails to pull out and in 9 months we have a little Lucious.
Wait, wat?
quality comment
bukkake weekend
So this is what you use to keep your head so smooth and beautiful
0:58 I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Konstantinos N. So did I
What the fuck phone
Man, I love this guy. His videos are like watching the sunset over the ocean. True things of beauty, with the occasional funny fish hopping up.
3:30 Jerry- yeah, for those who have HAIR.
Rolls-Royce Motor
But that’s a razor, it isn’t for hair *on your head* either way
Scratching at a level 3 and deeper groves at a level 4
That’s a new one
heyy Jerry i like that watch you wearing plz make a video of that with link to buy it...😊😊😊
Yeah
tariq bhat, Same
If you're after a mechanical watch with this aesthetic, H.Moser a& Cie have released a Swiss ALP line (reference 5324-0201). That way you can get a proper Swiss made watch rather than a cheap Xiaomi. Don't get me wrong, I love Xiaomi, I exclusively use them as my main phone drive :) But mechanical watches are another kettle of fish.
Darun darun darun darun, darun darun Dara ro darun darun darun darun darun Dara roooooo.......
0:58 song named 我在那一角患过伤风，that OLD song is oppo's drumbeats
Is that Xiaomi Ciga design automatic you're wearing? Nice..
Next project: phone you can brush your teeth with...
Review The Cheapest sponsored by quip
Ayush Soda thats any phone really.. If your brave enough.
XD
I just love your humor Zack. You deserve more subs. :D
You gotta use that jingle as your outtro from now on😂😂😂
This song will be in your head for the rest of the day 😁 😁 😁
André Silva if you know the rest.
When you ask the average person what they want from a smartphone-
Better speed, more battery life, better durability.
This company-
Went and put a flipping shaver inside of a phone.
Apple, you got slammed. No room for a headphone jack eh...
That flash has more cooling than the 2018 MacBook Pro.
That Xiaomi watch though........ awesome video.......
Jerry: we do durability tests on this channel to
Phone: dadadadadadadada
Jerry:💀
Imagine making a call and mid-call you turn on the shaver!
I guess this is like a "concept" for a military phone lol. it never got picked up by any contracts tho
03:07 nice watch.
This video was pure comedy! Giggles a plenty, cheers Zack.
How do you shave your head?
ZC use scissors
scratches with razor blade
ZC dollar shave.
He always burn test his head
ZC lol he don't shave his head, he just bald
4:53 you broke the screen.
WHY is no one else saying this?
Its just the wallpaper
Just made my order for dollar shave club, you helped them get a new customer.
That song at 0:58 is relaxing
Scary for me.
would love to see a transparent shaver phone 😂😂😂
When the phone said "dallah dallah dallah dallah dallah dallah dallah" I felt that
3:07 What watch is that on your wrist, looks amazing and I want one.
I have several xiaomi genuine products, and I can say their quality is pretty good. like really good.
That music sounds like...
*Darling Darling shave your face, you disgusting la la la* ...
I love his voice, it makes me calm
"So if you ever wanted to call your grandma while shaving in the dark"lmao
Jerry: Let's do the durability test!
The shaver phone: BEEP BEEP BEEP
Don’t forget the *dadadadadadadadadadadadadalalaladadadadadadadadadadalalada*
So this is the reason JerryRigEverything's videos have little gaps after shaving videos
"... so if you ever wanted to call your grandma while shaving in the dark" hahaha
That song that the phone sings when it turns on deserves an award for most unexpected phone turn on sound.
The short left me curious lmao
Me: What next, a phone that can heat your food up!?😂
Samsung microwave: *Exists*
Me: O_o
Me:What next, a phone that is a grenade ??!
Samsung galaxy note 7
Me:O_o
At least its not a fridg-
0:58 I was drinking coffee, bad idea
Who ripped the screen??🤔
Tech Chatter i wonder who it could be🤔🤣
LOL😀
If it was a genuine question then shame on you guys
Somebody...
Tech Chatter BRO!"🤔🤣" Don't you get the sarcasm after looking at those emojis!!?
Make a teardown vedio of a wireless fast charger may be Samsung that comes with leather finish
That jingle is hilarious but the best part is the big breath she takes at the very end. Good thing they kept the mic on for that haha
0:58 when your phone goes off in class
This phone is really *THICC*
This video was easily your funniest one yet, love them, please keep them coming! You're a legend 😂
Massage phone
Mosquito phone
Shaving phone
Banana phone
Now what ??
now you need to stfu
Anthony Samaha and you need to chill
A phone that can rig everything
Anthony Samaha thnx for ur love dear... God bless u.. 😊
A sizors phone
Sadly, Zack is bald... *_H E H A S N O T H I N G T O S H A V E_*
*P U B I C H A I R*
The shaver phone no longer exists... R.I.P.
haha that song love it
You are awesome, I am still laughing at 1:40
From this moment on I'll never again be surprised by anything!
Hey, you are the best! ❤️
take razer blade scratch the new factory untouched screen;
"My work here is done"
0:59 this burned into my brain
Ngl i want to get this and have it "accidentally" go off in my pocket at school just to see the look on my teacher's face when he/she confiscates it from me
His watch looks dope
Joel Bright ikr, i want the same but i cant find it
It's seven Friday watches .... expensive as hell
RISHAB PRASOON wow i saw the pricing, im gonna keep my smartwatch
Amarildo Gjolena lol what smartwatch ?? I have a smasung gear s2
RISHAB PRASOON it's not a seven Friday I have one completely different.
Your watch is awesome! What brand and model is it?
1:06
He sounded kind of disturbed
*I think Jack needs a shave*
There’s always room for jack, APPLE