The REAL MONSTER of DOOM is not who you think it is | Devils' Advocate (DOOM Lore)

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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    Every RUclips Channel needs a good, old-fashioned villain. Welcome to a new series I’m doing where I, definitely biasedly, defend video game villains as though I were their attorney. Be sure to argue against me down in the comments below, but be nice. This is all in good fun.
    I had a lot of fun making this show, and it’s something I’ve been working on off and on for over a year, but to see it finally have a solid episode is really exciting. DOOM may not be the most algorithmically-excellent franchise to choose, but 2016’s DOOM was one of my favorite games to come out that year. And as you can see from the camera shots, is way more gorgeous than it has any right to be.
    I wanted to do this topic, because, well, DOOM obviously really fits with the themes of the show, but also as soon as I was playing the game and they were like “yeah we’re extracting energy from Hell” I was like “OH BOY I CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THIS.” Also I just...adore Sameul Hayden, and any excuse to hear his voice more is chef’s kiss
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  • @Brutalyte616
    @Brutalyte616 4 года назад +1735

    Doom Slayer: "In my defense, when I woke up, the world was ending and everyone was trying to kill me. Everything else kind of just went from there."

    • @SC-ce3vp
      @SC-ce3vp 4 года назад +227

      Doom Guy: "So anyway I started blastin'"

    • @twobee7149
      @twobee7149 4 года назад +70

      Ok doomer

    • @tylerourada9719
      @tylerourada9719 4 года назад +102

      it is not fair to associate the Doom Slayer with the UAC. It is very clear that the Slayer does not agree with the UAC and was as much a victim as the UAC workers as well as the demons.

    • @jalkor87
      @jalkor87 4 года назад +20

      @@tylerourada9719 Argent citizens*

    • @BattleBrickState
      @BattleBrickState 4 года назад +28

      @@tylerourada9719 Doomguy only hates the UAC for using the argent energy in the wrong way and affect humans. He doesn't care about Demons cuz they fucked him up in the past so much that he is too angry too die. Inconclusion, Demons are still bad and the UAC and specifically Dr. Samuel Haden, are the bad guy. Eventhough Dr. Samuel was blinded by his success, he also lost his humanity in the progress

  • @igorwojtyna2158
    @igorwojtyna2158 4 года назад +3601

    Proper diplomatic relations
    Doom slayer: Laughs in double barrel shotgun

    • @capitannacho289
      @capitannacho289 4 года назад +100

      I think he is more fluent in BFG

    • @yshrenianknight2516
      @yshrenianknight2516 4 года назад +67

      @@capitannacho289
      I believe you mean in barehanded dismemberment

    • @sevenproxies4255
      @sevenproxies4255 4 года назад +88

      The success to any diplomatic negotiation is to hold a bag of gold in one hand and a gun in the other...
      The Doomguy just decided to be more cost effective by ditching the bag of gold.

    • @doom7ish
      @doom7ish 4 года назад +21

      *laughs in BFG*

    • @siemion303
      @siemion303 4 года назад +24

      Say what you want, but shotgun diplomacy is his forte.

  • @brandonparson8821
    @brandonparson8821 4 года назад +789

    *Doom Slayer watches video*
    "So anyways, I started blastin"

    • @pancakes4552
      @pancakes4552 4 года назад +5

      Brandon Parson seems logical

    • @cesaralcaraz3589
      @cesaralcaraz3589 4 года назад +7

      @Elisha Miley of all things, this is what concerns you?

    • @gametrooperjames8246
      @gametrooperjames8246 4 года назад +3

      Actually, apparently in the 2016 one, instead of a bunny being offed, they tricked him with a false promise to heal his son, in exchange for revealing the weakness of his side. They mutated his son, and that's how the 2016 Slayer's story is...I watched a couple playthroughs and that's what I could remember.

    • @theshadowthie1
      @theshadowthie1 4 года назад +2

      @@gametrooperjames8246... I liked the bunny backstory better

    • @wanderer1818
      @wanderer1818 4 года назад

      @@gametrooperjames8246 But I'm no betrayer. . .

  • @James11111
    @James11111 4 года назад +1315

    "Woah, take it easy! That demon had a family!"
    "I know.
    *They're next.* "

    • @gru3140
      @gru3140 4 года назад +33

      shadowthehh2 Is that a god damn Russian badger reference?!

    • @James11111
      @James11111 4 года назад +20

      @@gru3140 Damn right

    • @williamcampcamp7359
      @williamcampcamp7359 4 года назад +3

      @@James11111 you are the best

    • @James11111
      @James11111 4 года назад +5

      @@williamcampcamp7359 I try. Though I'm not the creator in this case.

    • @BigMeals5215
      @BigMeals5215 4 года назад +3

      Nice russian badger reference watch him all the time

  • @49mozzer
    @49mozzer 4 года назад +357

    "Latin is a dead language" - written in blood next to a dead UAC Marine

  • @mBUSHattack
    @mBUSHattack 4 года назад +656

    "Argent Citizens"
    Now that's some god-tier rebranding 🤣

    • @manticorigon4908
      @manticorigon4908 4 года назад +6

      According to some speculation demons were initially part of another race and were converted into demons

    • @thedustinmobile1054
      @thedustinmobile1054 4 года назад +6

      @@manticorigon4908 most demons are other species corrupted by hell

    • @manticorigon4908
      @manticorigon4908 4 года назад +1

      @@thedustinmobile1054 I know I was just stating that the D'nurians are among them

    • @OrbitalShell
      @OrbitalShell 4 года назад

      @@manticorigon4908 warhammer wants to talk to you.

    • @jager477
      @jager477 4 года назад

      yeah, "Argent" isn't even there world lol

  • @kingwing7952
    @kingwing7952 3 года назад +84

    I desperately hope that this Wildly Underappreciated series continues, this fantastic the script the passion is fantastic.

  • @tomsawyerpiper9412
    @tomsawyerpiper9412 4 года назад +388

    “The only good Demon, is a dead Demon.”
    Doom Guy, 2016.

    • @Johnpinckney98
      @Johnpinckney98 4 года назад +5

      "So let's make these demons good!"

    • @toddhoward3846
      @toddhoward3846 4 года назад +10

      “Mmhph!”
      -Doomguy, 1993

    • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
      @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 4 года назад +4

      Doomslayer and Goblin Slayer would get along marvelously.

    • @gabrielbelouche3954
      @gabrielbelouche3954 4 года назад +7

      @@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 Nah goblin slayer doesnt give a sht about anythig that inst a goblin but my boy Guts would be more than happy to tag along whit the doomguy

    • @Emanuel-km4gi
      @Emanuel-km4gi 4 года назад +2

      @@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 Goblin Slayer is Doomguy from another universe

  • @pigboy1698
    @pigboy1698 4 года назад +334

    I thought I was watching a TV show with a huge budget with that intro

  • @amyhunter83
    @amyhunter83 4 года назад +861

    Alright, let me place myself in the shoes of the judge...
    "So you ask of me to ignore the documentation about how, none of said creatures are physically born but rather spawned, from what is apparently literal negative emotion and evolution from one creature to another. How all of these creatures, hunt and consume each other in their natural environment including among their own species. Or the even further extensive legends, that now are repeatedly proven to be true that indeed, these creatures are the mythical demons, that the "Argent" lands as you put them, are indeed Hell. The UAC is equally at fault, not more, nor less. These entities willingly submitted themselves to the technological improvements, as registered by their documents. Not to mention the footage recovered from the Mars site, further proves these entities are perfectly capable of resisting capture. It was, to their advantage, it was part of their will. This is not the first time they attempted an invasion. That much is clear. The Doom Slayer, as they call the criminal in question, is indeed guilty it seems. Guilty of betraying humanity. This seemingly immortal entity, according to the recordings OF the demons, describe him as a vengeful client, who they themselves double crossed and is now actively serving his sentence of being a single handed equivalent of the black plague with no cure, upon demons. Your client is entirely at fault for conspiring against mankind, for repeatedly attempting to invade our lands. They are also guilty of working with the UAC, which is also now considered a traitor of mankind. I find your client and the UAC in contempt of the law and guilty of several warcrimes. We will be declaring war officially tomorrow at sunrise and will begin moving our forces to protect our homes, families and loved ones. Unlike the mono-emotional monsters you have attempted to justify in their actions. Case closed."
    *Doomslayer whacks the "gavel" on the client*

    • @vasylpark2149
      @vasylpark2149 4 года назад +69

      I find the defendant guilty of being a murderous demon.

    • @amyhunter83
      @amyhunter83 4 года назад +35

      @@vasylpark2149 I sentence it to Doomslayer's bratty kids having a temper tantrum.
      *God save us all if that ever becomes a thing*

    • @DarkNight3603
      @DarkNight3603 4 года назад +44

      Well said. Yes the UAC is guilty for what they did, but the demons of hell have shown that they are monstrous and they thrive on violence, death and destruction. They are guilty of warcrimes against humanity. Slayer, while committing crimes of his/her own is probably the sole being that can save humanity for good against demons and their blight against humanity. Next he/she should turn on UAC and wipe them out as well. Whats cool about this whole thing is how gray everything is, not black and white. Not, "demons are evil, humanity is good" No. Humanity is both fucked up evil and tranquil good. Demons are violent and dangerous but no doubt they have passions, loves and the like themselves. They are spawned, not born and made for war. But they had a right as well (by human laws anyway) to defend their home and their possessions.

    • @amyhunter83
      @amyhunter83 4 года назад +43

      @@DarkNight3603 They would have a right to defend their "home" and their "possessions", but there's still the issue of, they started it. I mean look at our History, Germany started 2 WW's so the USA carpet bombed their country into a flat rubble and Japan took 2 nukes for Pearl Harbor and the Rape of Nanking. Don't start shit, don't get shit. We've followed that rule and in all honesty, I'd say we should go on an all out Crusade, slap on some of those red crosses on white tabards, teach our soldiers some prayer, rest bullets in holy water, really just go full on Deus Vult on them. I mean what's the worst that can happen, we win and use ardent energy forever as a source of power, abolish Hell itself permanently? Like really. But, what I wrote was PURELY from the context of what a judge in there would know and can say in his position. From MY POV, fuck Demons, fuck UAC and where's my fucking BFG.

    • @louisharkna9464
      @louisharkna9464 4 года назад +18

      Problem with declaration of War, the UAC most likely supplies most of the weapons for Earth's military forces not to mention providing POWER for said military forces as well as the rest of the planet. With the Rift closed, the planet will once again spiral into an energy crisis, which AGAIN requires more resources to remedy, which will take generations. Hard to wage war without the resources, especially with an enemy in another dimension. Just charge the UAC board of directors with the war crimes, punish them, and outlaw research into Agent Plasma.

  • @paintedblack09
    @paintedblack09 4 года назад +125

    I object completely on the point of the Doom Slayer being a Terrorist, as the Doom Slayer had continued his war against Argent, who had apparently no intention of calling for a cease-fire, as punishment for Argent's invasion on his homeland giving justifiable cause for war, nevermind Argent's other acts of aggression. Also, I would like to note that Doom Slayer had been forced to defend himself against the slew of Argent citizens that had taken over the Mars base thanks to Dr. Hayden's manipulation, and I believe entirely that Hayden's bringing of the Doom Slayer to his base was specifically to repel the Argent invasion without giving the Doom Slayer any other options but to do so.
    This is supported by Hayden's knowledge of the Doom Slayer's past war versus Argent due to the artifacts that Hayden had stolen from Argent, and is further supported by his apparent fanaticism of the Doom Slayer.
    The Doom Slayer, having been a Prisoner of War, I believe is therefore still entitled to reparations received from Argent for their crimes against his people and his imprisonment.

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 4 года назад +427

    Talking some mad shit for someone within Rip and Tearing distance

    • @specter86fl
      @specter86fl 4 года назад +11

      Plot twist: Every living being is within rip and tear distance. lol

  • @cooltimetravel4959
    @cooltimetravel4959 4 года назад +1267

    That intro was incredible and had me pumped to watch

    • @qwertyqwerty-ek7dy
      @qwertyqwerty-ek7dy 4 года назад +10

      The TimeTraveler It sounds cool. Morality isnt really only a human thing tho. It is also observed in animals.

    • @nerdytb6041
      @nerdytb6041 4 года назад +3

      Reminds me of the "Outside the Lines" intro with Bob Ley. Kind of interesting how closely it resembles it.

    • @jaffa7752
      @jaffa7752 4 года назад +1

      Had?

    • @KptnF3NR15
      @KptnF3NR15 4 года назад +3

      This Intro is amazing yeah and idk what's about it but Austin smoking looks so goddamn cool

    • @Epicmonk117
      @Epicmonk117 4 года назад +5

      What's the song from the intro called?

  • @bigdog7632
    @bigdog7632 4 года назад +759

    “Remember, ‘demon’ is an offense term, please refer to them as ‘mortally challenged’”

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 4 года назад +11

      DOOM GUY ☠️ rip and tear now not longer mortally challenged👈😎 now Demon is super dead ☠️

    • @ReverendPriest
      @ReverendPriest 4 года назад +4

      You have gotten upvote

    • @themrrandomname1251
      @themrrandomname1251 4 года назад +12

      warning the slayer has entered the facility all mortally challenged personal are to be advised

    • @bloodygypsy3740
      @bloodygypsy3740 4 года назад +3

      This was great 🤣

    • @yanfei7782
      @yanfei7782 4 года назад +6

      "No that's racist, you can't say the D word."

  • @LimaFX
    @LimaFX 4 года назад +373

    RIP Shoddycast

    • @YourBoyTrue
      @YourBoyTrue 3 года назад +50

      They're not dead. The official twitter says that a second episode of devil advocate is in the works. Make sure you completely watch the end. I understand, man. I was worried too. Juggling a family, his mental health, working with matpat, and working to make videos for this channel. He has a plan; he just needs help and money.

    • @KptnF3NR15
      @KptnF3NR15 3 года назад +14

      @@YourBoyTrue to be fair, in the trailer to this series he said it would come out once a month or so but since this episode, the only place to watch Austin is over at GameTheory

    • @drunkencow1399
      @drunkencow1399 3 года назад +13

      Well uhh
      They're back-ish
      I think

    • @archbishopofthecrusades9579
      @archbishopofthecrusades9579 3 года назад +6

      They died long before noe

    • @YourBoyTrue
      @YourBoyTrue 3 года назад +2

      Told y'all. At least they're back-ish

  • @TDenterpriser
    @TDenterpriser 4 года назад +251

    Austin: Demons are innocent
    Doom Slayer: Demons have no rights

    • @thesupersonicstig
      @thesupersonicstig 4 года назад +24

      Austin: Demons are innocent
      Doom Slayer: Demons are dead.

    • @user-DullardBones
      @user-DullardBones 4 года назад +21

      Austin: Demons are innocent
      Demon: [proceeded to eat smaller demon]

    • @ElectromagNick
      @ElectromagNick 4 года назад +11

      Austin: Demons are innocent
      Doom Slayer: **Commits demon rights violation in shotgun**

    • @chains2660
      @chains2660 4 года назад +11

      The good demons is the dead demons

    • @svagglaorde4387
      @svagglaorde4387 4 года назад +9

      Doom Slayer: They killed my Daisy, they have no rights but the right to remain silent, dead and in pieces.

  • @nicholaspokorny5058
    @nicholaspokorny5058 4 года назад +528

    You kinda forgot the part where Argent isn't the Demons homeland, it's Doomslayer's. The Demons just conquered and annexed in the past.

    • @Skizzy461
      @Skizzy461 4 года назад +35

      Yes but if someone invades the mainland US, you're not going to hear their defense be: "Well the Native Americans were there first, bro" 🤣

    • @nicholaspokorny5058
      @nicholaspokorny5058 4 года назад +45

      @@Skizzy461 That depends, are the invaders Native Americans? XD Also, why is Doomslayer seen as a terrorist fro trying to avenge his fallen people?

    • @thomascook3336
      @thomascook3336 4 года назад +18

      You also forget that the wraiths, the source of argent energy, as still alive and their life force is being violently extracted for power before the doom slayer finally put his gods to rest.

    • @norrecvizharan1177
      @norrecvizharan1177 4 года назад +1

      Arguably the Doom Slayer was more of a visitor than a resident considering how his armor is vastly more futuristic looking than those of the Argent D'Nur soldiers, so I'm not sure about that.

    • @starlord3753
      @starlord3753 4 года назад +10

      Norrec Vizharan did you even play the game? The doom slayer got his armor from a demon. The demons call this demon “the wrech that will not be named”

  • @arthurpendragon6563
    @arthurpendragon6563 4 года назад +368

    Austin: Demons are innocent!
    Doomguy: *laughs loading the super shotgun*

  • @felfoldiakos2275
    @felfoldiakos2275 3 года назад +39

    after one and a half years, i am still waiting for another episode

    • @Lodestone8
      @Lodestone8 Год назад

      There is one, came out like three months ago on fallout

  • @attilathechunn
    @attilathechunn 4 года назад +306

    Ignoring the fact that the “Mortally Challenged” stole the Well and the Wraiths from their original owners first is a real lawyer move.

    • @schlattdid9861
      @schlattdid9861 4 года назад +6

      Drew Chunn how the fuck would a lawyer know that

    • @--------352
      @--------352 4 года назад +16

      @@schlattdid9861 documents from demonic scolers

    • @olivierdols5556
      @olivierdols5556 4 года назад +2

      isnt it MORALY challenged

    • @rtg5881
      @rtg5881 4 года назад +4

      They didnt steal it. Both sides waged open war. The remains of the night sentinel - commonly refered to as the Doom Slayer - agreed that they should have it as he has long before been an agent of them for pay. His payment - ressurection of Doom Slayers Son - has been paid in full. Past grievances of those two warring parties, regardless of which way they wouldve been resolved most certainly doest give rise to any rights for a third group of people that were entirely unnrelated to any of this, the so called humans had nothing to do with this.

    • @williammanship3201
      @williammanship3201 4 года назад +4

      @@rtg5881 as we have now found out due to doom eternal it was not the doom slayers son but was in fact the betrayers son, the doom slayer was marely a human who was given high distinction by the seraphim in order to kill demons, the demons tricked the betrayer into opening the rift between argent D'nur and hell, the argent energy rightfully belongs to the citizens of argent D'nur not the demons of hell

  • @ColdNorth0628
    @ColdNorth0628 4 года назад +461

    "demons did no wrong and are innocent"
    Doomslayer: tough talker coming from someone within BFG range
    15:28 objection!
    That property was taken by force as argent d'nurr did not belong to the demons initially and it was within illegal practices they were taken. My client, the...DOOMSLAYER was using his rights to avenge his lost home, it was a onesided battle the demons signed up for and they knew what they faced when they decided to not oblige to their side of a contract properly.

    • @AzraelMight
      @AzraelMight 4 года назад +7

      carlos conde sir the word your looking for is citizens of hell

    • @thaddacusmaximus6706
      @thaddacusmaximus6706 4 года назад +15

      Justin Clark correction: the term he is looking for is mortally challenged

    • @LukasJosai
      @LukasJosai 4 года назад +2

      @@thaddacusmaximus6706 Lol, you win!

    • @gordonbasedmen4201
      @gordonbasedmen4201 4 года назад +4

      Now I now why I hired you as a lawyer

    • @Victor-um9ce
      @Victor-um9ce 4 года назад

      Settle down Phoenix Wright.

  • @elementalgamer0732
    @elementalgamer0732 4 года назад +403

    ShoddyCast: My client the demons are innocent!
    The entire comment section: we about to ruin this man's whole career

    • @tearsp4036
      @tearsp4036 4 года назад +1

      Exactly

    • @proffesorspiderlastname5654
      @proffesorspiderlastname5654 4 года назад +3

      I mean he is right if you cut out the part of the sentinels which his clients would do otherwise the doom slayer would have no reason to do what he does besides he hates the UAC as well.

  • @HerrscherPuppet
    @HerrscherPuppet 4 года назад +478

    *Me after getting Doom Eternal, fighting through Nekravol’s soul factory, and realizing that argent energy is made of human souls and that, therefore, these demons deserve exactly what’s coming to them:*
    This video did not age well.....
    Shoddycast, with the evidence you had at the time I can understand your point, but in light of recent discovery, I deem this video to be UAC propaganda.
    Now let’s continue with total demon genocide

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo 4 года назад +63

      It isn't propaganda. It is just that he was working with data from Earth's perspective. Once the slayer gave him the codex, however... It was a quick case. The Doom Slayer goes free as the Demons have no legislation about warcrimes and invades Argent D'nur first, the UAC gets sued to hell and back for their gross misconduct, and the Demons recieve a war declaration for their anti-human conspiracy and subsequent invasion.
      The Demons needed a lawyer, even if it was obvious they were going to lose. He was the public defendant unlucky enough to get them. Successfully getting a conviction on the UAC is impressive, seeing as he was defending LITERAL HELLSPAWN.

    • @bedtime3525
      @bedtime3525 4 года назад +5

      This came out when doom 2016 came out

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo 4 года назад +5

      @@bedtime3525 we know.

    • @HerrscherPuppet
      @HerrscherPuppet 4 года назад +10

      Bedtime / that’s why I said
      “...with the evidence you had at the time I can understand your point, but in light of recent discovery.....”

    • @hainguyenthanh8601
      @hainguyenthanh8601 4 года назад +6

      @@HerrscherPuppet we can consider this lawsuit happening before the event of doom enternal. In a stroke of irony UAC become humanity last stand against the demon

  • @keegabyte
    @keegabyte 4 года назад +545

    As much as I love The SCIENCE, I will always love Austin's lore/philosophy videos.

    • @GeminibBorn
      @GeminibBorn 4 года назад +3

      What videos? Another youtuber on Doom?

    • @ShoddyCast
      @ShoddyCast  4 года назад +29

      Check out Rethinking, the first real video series I made here myself. THey're...a bit cringe but LOL

    • @louisharkna9464
      @louisharkna9464 4 года назад +4

      @@GeminibBorn Check out the existing videos on the ShoddyCast channel, the last one was an explanation of the futility of Miracle Builds in Dark Souls 3, through the Lore of the game.

    • @GeminibBorn
      @GeminibBorn 4 года назад +1

      @@ShoddyCast will do thanks

    • @GeminibBorn
      @GeminibBorn 4 года назад +1

      @@louisharkna9464 thank you

  • @witchBoi_Connor
    @witchBoi_Connor 4 года назад +435

    Doom Slayer: “I’m gonna commit a hate crime”

    • @mand0rk
      @mand0rk 4 года назад +44

      Doom Slayer: I’m gonna say the D-word

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 4 года назад +7

      More like a war crime

    • @opiniononion919
      @opiniononion919 4 года назад +7

      @@crackedemerald4930 lol, Doom Slayer is a war crime

    • @MonkiFI
      @MonkiFI 4 года назад +2

      That's waaacist

    • @kissushoto
      @kissushoto 4 года назад +4

      @@mand0rk I bet he says it with a hard R

  • @souffle-d-eclair
    @souffle-d-eclair 4 года назад +246

    "The UAC stole Argent Plasma..."
    ...but not before Hell stole it from the Night Sentinels.
    Jokes aside this is incredibly well written. I still don't see your client as innocent though. :P

  • @CappuccinoSquid
    @CappuccinoSquid 4 года назад +351

    And then Doom Slayer takes to the stand like:
    Doom Slayer: "...don't get it twisted. We had a deal: You stop your invasion, I stop murdering your kind. _I held up_ my end of the bargain. When you *_didn't,_* I became the _consequences:_ I locked myself in your realm, and I ripped, and I tore. I had no intention of stopping then, and by the time you finally subdued me, a sizable portion of your population *_worshipped_* me..." _long, nasally inhale_ "...this is a waste of time. It isn't done. The final Circle of Hell is Treachery, and I intend to clean it out."
    ...alternatively he'd just wordlessly shoot up the place. You know how Doom Slayer gets with demons. ^^;

    • @awendigowithinternetaccess4400
      @awendigowithinternetaccess4400 4 года назад +9

      Beautiful.

    • @bloodstormwolf9512
      @bloodstormwolf9512 4 года назад +3

      👌

    • @savitar225
      @savitar225 4 года назад +5

      Without saying a word he would approach the stand, he would bare that look in his eyes, the look that strikes fear to all those that receive it. It sure as shit gets the point across, without saying a word.

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 4 года назад +3

      well he's complete psychopath who kills demons

    • @asmodeus2464
      @asmodeus2464 3 года назад +2

      Nah he doesn't intend to "clean out" or for the "sake of humanity" the demons just killed his pet rabbit that's all nothing else.he just hates demons and is just too angry to freaking die.

  • @adriansimonsen6533
    @adriansimonsen6533 4 года назад +168

    ShoddyCast: "Defends hell and treats it like its innocent"
    Sentinel Prime: Am I a joke to you?

  • @pseudonym1515
    @pseudonym1515 4 года назад +106

    Devil's Advocate: SAMUEL HAYDEN USED OLIVIA PIERCE AS A SCAPEGOAT, AND CLAIMED SHE CAUSED EVERYTHING
    Literally the first line from Dr. Hayden: I'm willing to take full responsibility for the events of the past 24 hours.
    In all seriousness while there were a few key flaws in your argument, it was certainly entertaining to watch (and probably fits in with the character). Keep up the good work!

    • @1kaligosa
      @1kaligosa 4 года назад +10

      The past 24 hours yes, but not the preceeding 50+ years of stealing, invasion, kidnapping, mutilation, fraud, and set up that came before the pull of a single switch, which never should have been built in the first place.

    • @drmeowington2241
      @drmeowington2241 4 года назад +2

      @@1kaligosa good catch

  • @jaysabol1821
    @jaysabol1821 4 года назад +107

    Doom Slayer: *Loads shotgun with malicious intent*

    • @doomguy7707
      @doomguy7707 4 года назад +6

      I’m not trapped in hell with demons, they’re trapped in hell with me!

    • @jaysabol1821
      @jaysabol1821 4 года назад +5

      @@doomguy7707 I believe they prefer the term "mortally challenged" (especially after you're done with them)

    • @lilcreepy4257
      @lilcreepy4257 4 года назад

      When is he not

    • @albnoel
      @albnoel 4 года назад

      Joseph Sabol Loads shotgun with holy intent*

    • @breadm8101
      @breadm8101 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @Seskal
    @Seskal Год назад +10

    With Austin back on Shoddy full time I think this is the perfect companion series.

  • @thepoliticalgunnut8018
    @thepoliticalgunnut8018 4 года назад +154

    Demons try to sue DOOM GUY
    DOOM GUY: Loads shotgun with religious intent

    • @nikojinko4608
      @nikojinko4608 4 года назад +1

      The political gun nut HAHAHAHA, the "religious intent" part made this even funnier

    • @efxnews4776
      @efxnews4776 4 года назад

      Hahahahahah, perfect.

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 года назад

      But the religious intent is not an earth based religion

    • @larrysal8866
      @larrysal8866 4 года назад

      A well, here we go again

    • @cogboyofmars1575
      @cogboyofmars1575 4 года назад +1

      I believe the DOOM Marine and Space Marines (Warhammer 40k) would say the same thing in this scenario... Cleanse, Purge, Kill. Let None Survive.

  • @ShoddyCast
    @ShoddyCast  4 года назад +286

    The response to this is truly overwhelming. I chose a topic that was honestly not going to be favored all that well by the RUclips Robotic Overlords, but was more thematically-appropriate for a first episode given it's literally, well, you know what they are ;). It's doing surprisingly well anyway. But more than that, this comments section is one of the most positive comments sections I've ever seen in my entire time making videos here. I'm glad that most of y'all seem to like it, and I can't wait to make more!

    • @jarodlalonde5545
      @jarodlalonde5545 4 года назад +3

      Love you bro. Gotta say this will probably be one of my new favorite RUclips series out there.
      Also, this is tricky one because of the nuances. But for the purposes of Ending this case and starting another I will say they're not guilty.
      However they are guilty of other crimes in my humble opinion. But perhaps that should be the topic of another court case...

    • @TriaMaxwell
      @TriaMaxwell 4 года назад

      What was the song at the beginning? The one that said "Out of the darkness"? Finding a bunch of Christian songs and I'm not about to contaminate my search history with that bullshit

    • @tamonk9054
      @tamonk9054 4 года назад +2

      @@jarodlalonde5545 like the crime of wiping thousands of races from the face of existents

    • @logan9099
      @logan9099 4 года назад +1

      Austin, you have gone completely bananas.

    • @SpecialistBean
      @SpecialistBean 4 года назад +2

      Austin this is a work of art

  • @kevinrawley5208
    @kevinrawley5208 4 года назад +57

    *defends demons* heavy metal intensifies. *Court room door shakes.*

  • @seancarroll9849
    @seancarroll9849 4 года назад +109

    "While, yes, this is a case where the UAC is fully to blame, I should caution you against calling the Doom Slayer a terrorist. Since the records show that this territory was originally Night Sentinel territory, we must consider all Demon claims to innocence of strained credibility. Simply put, both sides are in the wrong, and they owe the universe some explanations. As for the Doom Slayer, I can't really blame him in this. He deserves some serious answers from your clients, and from the UAC as well. If those answers must be found in blood, well...They had it coming."

  • @nathanmortimer6290
    @nathanmortimer6290 4 года назад +184

    Shoddycast is back!!!!!

  • @Spartan92758
    @Spartan92758 4 года назад +185

    Austin: *defends the challenged*
    Demons: Yeah! Tell ‘em!
    Hayden: *defends himself*
    DOOMSLAYER: *loads shotgun slugs and cracks knuckles*

    • @thecinere4323
      @thecinere4323 4 года назад +1

      Doomslayer: "time to bring doom"

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 года назад

      why slugs? arent they pretty much practice rounds?

    • @sniptaclar5568
      @sniptaclar5568 4 года назад

      Slugs are a chunk of metal in front of gunpowder

    • @nathen4171
      @nathen4171 4 года назад +1

      Ribbons0121 R121 Slugs are essentially just large bullets loaded into shotgun shells.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 года назад

      @@nathen4171 huh, neat

  • @hashimahmed6829
    @hashimahmed6829 4 года назад +42

    From mad scientist to lawyer with guilty victims. Count me in.
    I literally imagined myself in a court with austin as a lawyer and it is beautiful.

  • @releasethekraken5039
    @releasethekraken5039 3 года назад +29

    Wow. This series has come a long way indeed. From episode 1 all the way to episode 1.
    R.i.p. shoddycast indeed.

  • @joebobjon1127
    @joebobjon1127 4 года назад +164

    Doom Slayer: “I am become terrorism”

    • @vanillaicecream2385
      @vanillaicecream2385 4 года назад

      this video is good and all but they fail to realize that hell had invaded and slaughtered an entire dimension, then attacked earth, was pushed back into their own relm by a single solder, and at this point no peace treaty had been signed so the "war" was still on

  • @RangerRiccardo
    @RangerRiccardo 4 года назад +113

    FACT:
    ShoddyCast is back.
    I greatly appreciate all the work you put into your videos, thank you 👍

  • @WarHoundLACN
    @WarHoundLACN 4 года назад +82

    Advocate: *"What is your answer to this?"*
    *DoomSlayer picks up with his left hand a plasma rifle and with his right hand a triple-barreled minigun and aims them on him.*
    Advocate: *"Point taken".*

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 года назад

      isnt a minigun double handed

    • @balsabozovic4510
      @balsabozovic4510 4 года назад

      @@Ribbons0121R121 in slayers case nah,dude is carrying like 15 weapons (pistol,shotgun, supershotgun, assault rifle, minigun,rocket launcher, ballista, plasma gun,pistol,bfg,chainsaw, crucible, flamethrower, granade,icebomb doomblade and fists....)

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 года назад

      @@balsabozovic4510 makes sens ebut he never actually shoots it without both hands firmly holding onto it. even the doom slayer cares about gun safety

    • @balsabozovic4510
      @balsabozovic4510 4 года назад

      @@Ribbons0121R121 i don't think he does,just look at the way he uses supershotgun

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 года назад

      @@balsabozovic4510 he uses it two handed

  • @jameiryall7985
    @jameiryall7985 3 года назад +61

    They find demons offensive, therefore, they prefer the term "Mortally Challenged"

  • @newpancakeman
    @newpancakeman 4 года назад +411

    Officer: I will need you to put your left hand on the bible
    Demon: Ha, yeah about that...

    • @franky_saint
      @franky_saint 4 года назад +22

      Technically the "Demon" wouldn't care, as they are an interdimensional alien and not an actual hell-spawn.

    • @newpancakeman
      @newpancakeman 4 года назад +11

      Damn it FrankySaint that was a good joke

    • @TheHoaxReality
      @TheHoaxReality 4 года назад +6

      It's still a good joke dude

    • @konstant_ly
      @konstant_ly 4 года назад +1

      @@newpancakeman A great joke, we just need other demons

    • @newpancakeman
      @newpancakeman 4 года назад +3

      Are we sure the Baron of Hell isn’t from Hell?

  • @choiceoyster7572
    @choiceoyster7572 4 года назад +3164

    I like how he skipped the part where the demons destroyed an entire race which is why doomguy is on a murdering spree

    • @Focusphobia
      @Focusphobia 4 года назад +538

      And the consumption of entire universes, the number of which we can't even fathom.

    • @dabadger8657
      @dabadger8657 4 года назад +161

      Well yea, but how would his character know that?

    • @Focusphobia
      @Focusphobia 4 года назад +279

      He wouldn't, so if it were revealed by the prosecution, the proceedings wouldn't go in the favor of his clients.

    • @choiceoyster7572
      @choiceoyster7572 4 года назад +180

      @@dabadger8657 he looked deep enough to know they capture doomguy by dropping a temple on him if he read it from the start (which i assume he did) then he would know that was the event that kicked off doomguys "terrorist" attack

    • @rangerdarkwolf1287
      @rangerdarkwolf1287 4 года назад +66

      A race that they were at legal war with

  • @TheMinecraftACMan
    @TheMinecraftACMan 4 года назад +21

    Can I just point out that Hell conquered Argent D’nur. They were a hostile invading force before the UAC even found them.

    • @TheSonicShoe
      @TheSonicShoe 4 года назад +1

      ^This

    • @rtg5881
      @rtg5881 4 года назад

      Huh... I guess germans could never have done anything wrong if they previously have been invaded by the romans... Wait wut?

  • @i0am0superBlast
    @i0am0superBlast 4 года назад +89

    "Why does this guy sound like that crazy guy yelling that everything is terrifying over on game theorists?"
    2:48 Written by Austin
    "Oh now I know why. Because it is!"

    • @noblesseoblige319
      @noblesseoblige319 4 года назад +4

      ..... I mean, you aren't wrong.
      He started at shoddycast first, so it should instead be "why does this guy on game theory yelling about stuff being terrifying sound like the literal owner of shoddycast? Oh, because he is"

    • @CorwinTheOneAndOnly
      @CorwinTheOneAndOnly 4 года назад +1

      Man, I do love Austin's scripts, they're well written, but the guy does kinda need to cool it on being a raw 100% contrarian sometimes lol.

  • @Stutts1895
    @Stutts1895 4 года назад +13

    Its been 3 years sense the last story teller vid was published im just here leaving flowers on a grave 💐

    • @nikik5567
      @nikik5567 4 года назад +2

      The Ocean wait what

  • @laughingatnothing4642
    @laughingatnothing4642 4 года назад +28

    I love how he ignores how argent d'nur was itself ravaged and stolen from the Knight Sentinels by his "clients"

    • @QueueWithACapitalQ
      @QueueWithACapitalQ 4 года назад +6

      and now its the argent citizens, colonlialism at its finest

    • @thislopop2700
      @thislopop2700 4 года назад +1

      Germans started both world wars and therefore are ok to be invaded, enslaved, tortured and killed.
      Is this what you're saying?

    • @riblix4744
      @riblix4744 4 года назад +1

      @@thislopop2700 They don't occupy the territory they conquered don't they?

    • @thislopop2700
      @thislopop2700 4 года назад

      @@riblix4744
      Alright, swapping germans with americans.

    • @bloodsportsman1
      @bloodsportsman1 4 года назад +1

      @@thislopop2700 Which America, North, South, or both?

  • @humidpath2104
    @humidpath2104 4 года назад +55

    *IM SORRY WHAT?! I CANT HEAR YOU OVER ALL THE RIPING AND TEARING IM DOING!*

    • @apex2000
      @apex2000 4 года назад +1

      ...huge guts! right?

  • @locomotivefaox
    @locomotivefaox 4 года назад +27

    You’re telling me this while we’re barricading the doors to the court, I’m pretty sure those things aren’t going to care what I decide.

  • @owenrobinson5031
    @owenrobinson5031 3 года назад +12

    I really can’t wait for another episode of this, I loved your character and I know you’re doing so much work so don’t feel pressured. We’re your fans and we’ll be thrilled whenever that does happen. Keep strong.

  • @Cristov123
    @Cristov123 4 года назад +310

    Judge: "Yeah, this is all true. BUT... It's reeeeeally fun to watch Doom Slayer murder the shit out of your clients so.... CASE DISMISSED!!!"

    • @khaair
      @khaair 4 года назад +11

      I second this motion

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 года назад +6

      @@khaair third!

    • @Who1sJax
      @Who1sJax 4 года назад +4

      I agree with this motion

    • @darkdreams9447
      @darkdreams9447 4 года назад +3

      Me too, in fact... *picks up shotgun*

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 4 года назад +1

      I agree to this notion

  • @nathanrandomized3593
    @nathanrandomized3593 4 года назад +163

    They are not "demons" they are "mortally challenged".
    Thanks for the likes.

  • @WreckinPoints11
    @WreckinPoints11 4 года назад +55

    If they’re not hostile, explain their direct attack on earth.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 3 года назад +8

      A quite understandable counter-attack aimed at ensuring that they would be safe from further human aggression and avenging the slaughter of their people and theft of their artifacts.

  • @RiffHarvester
    @RiffHarvester 4 года назад +7

    The last ShoddyCast RUclips video ever?

  • @charlx8979
    @charlx8979 4 года назад +47

    The intro has sauron as a criminal
    I would like to present the evidence that he is a maiar and thus is bound to by fate to do everything he has done
    If someone is to be held responsible for the actions of sauron the dark lord it should Illuvatar the creator who created creatures without free will fated to do terrible things in the predestined song of arda

    • @jacksonw453
      @jacksonw453 4 года назад

      One could say the same of the devil

    • @juice2307
      @juice2307 4 года назад

      There was free will. Things only played out the way they did because one of them started playing a different tune in defiance.

    • @oskamunda
      @oskamunda 4 года назад

      Objection, your Honor: Relevance?
      The witness is presenting evidence from an unrelated case. Please instruct the witness to wait until Defendant Tar-Mairon's case is called on the docket.

    • @charlx8979
      @charlx8979 2 года назад

      @@juice2307 i would like to introduce that morgoth was part of illuvatars great plan anyway, the song was still his

  • @tubeyouber97
    @tubeyouber97 4 года назад +162

    They made the movie Doom into a video game! Nice.

  • @WarMonger_the-One-and-Only
    @WarMonger_the-One-and-Only 4 года назад +48

    "With the invention of Fire came disparity..."
    You're sounding very Dark Souls, ShoddyCast.

  • @MachinaManiac
    @MachinaManiac 3 года назад +8

    This was really good, Austin. Your work is wonderful and it's really obvious that this in particular was a labor of love. I appreciate all the effort you put into everything and can't wait to see more of these "trials."

  • @brandontharp7922
    @brandontharp7922 4 года назад +51

    "We need to build a wall around the portal" 🤣

    • @metrorunner2327
      @metrorunner2327 4 года назад +3

      And they will pay for it

    • @Original-GKP
      @Original-GKP 4 года назад +2

      @@metrorunner2327 of course they will, if you make it out of the bodies of the "innocent" portal dwellers

    • @metrorunner2327
      @metrorunner2327 4 года назад

      @@Original-GKP and we have the right guy to do it

    • @brandontharp7922
      @brandontharp7922 4 года назад +1

      This will be the greatest portal wall to ever wall off a portal

  • @cwonincucumber1552
    @cwonincucumber1552 4 года назад +44

    i can't wait for him to try to explain the reason behind the earths take over in doom eternal

  • @derdodel7978
    @derdodel7978 4 года назад +33

    That's one Hell of a good Intro. I love your new show Austin!

  • @conlanyourell5858
    @conlanyourell5858 4 года назад +41

    That’s cool and all but lore suggests that argent d’nur wasn’t the Demon’s original home. They’re invaders as well.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 3 года назад +3

      I mean, if a foreign military were to occupy part of the US, the genocide of Native Americans wouldn't make that aggression good, would it?

    • @edwinbasa2804
      @edwinbasa2804 3 года назад

      Didnt they the native americans start the wars and didnt fulfilled the agreements with the migrants from Europe? They started the wars anyway, they got conquered though..

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 3 года назад +3

      @@edwinbasa2804 No, it was mostly the settlers who broke treaties with the natives rather than vice-versa. Granted, the natives were far from the peaceful proto-hippies pop culture pretends they were, but in terms of their own war-mongering being an issue that was mostly colonists backing one tribe against another until the natives were too spent to be a problem.
      There has literally never been an agreement between the US government and a native american that hasn't been violated later, almost invariably by the American side of the deal. They'd say "we need this land; go here instead," and then a few years later they "needed" the new land too.

    • @edwinbasa2804
      @edwinbasa2804 3 года назад

      @@blarg2429 no i mean the first agreement and the first settlers that they agreed peace and the settlers even teach them cultivation and techniques from Europes then after many years its been broken because theres no written agreement and the Native think that the settlers to be removed in their lands even though they got paid by animal produce.. like furs . So it depends on what you view on things.
      Plus i dont think the Natives is peaceful anyway, they kill other tribes and enslaved each other. Plus they practiced scalping so they not peaceful at all.

    • @edwinbasa2804
      @edwinbasa2804 3 года назад

      @@blarg2429 plus if you imagine they stay peaceful and co exist each other .. like having some culture of Indians and Settlers mixed together.. i used settlers because they fled Europe and looking for new home.

  • @meurtenbaguette
    @meurtenbaguette 4 года назад +57

    "Turned into a weapon of mass destruction"
    George Bush: **heavy breathing**

  • @FMHikari
    @FMHikari 4 года назад +32

    It's like having to choose between rip and tear

  • @shoebox_2816
    @shoebox_2816 4 года назад +28

    Fact: demons stole argent energy from doomslayers homeland and slaughtered his people

    • @schlattdid9861
      @schlattdid9861 4 года назад +1

      shoebox _ the doomslayer let them do that though ?

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 4 года назад

      Argent energy is made through a complicated process of torturing human beings till theu are broken and then turning the soul into argent energy

  • @christianellison7900
    @christianellison7900 3 года назад +8

    Dear Austin
    You’re doing amazing I’ve watched this since I was a kid, I would constantly re-watch your science videos do not let those people tell you that shadycost died it’s just been reborn, like phoenix. I know it turned into ashes and you were in a dark place, you still can reignite spread your wings and sore

  • @nekokyun944
    @nekokyun944 4 года назад +33

    “Human rights”
    But uh~ these ain’t humans~
    Is they

    • @user-th4hf4up6x
      @user-th4hf4up6x 4 года назад +1

      Don't Give them any right just straight out right killing them! I hate this dude immediately and when ever his mention UN Crap or any lectured to. Just don't double down thing that just killing people already like a Fucking Demon!. and don't blame on gun either.

    • @nathanielgrey4091
      @nathanielgrey4091 4 года назад +2

      @@user-th4hf4up6x wut

    • @khata1169
      @khata1169 4 года назад +2

      @@user-th4hf4up6x wut

    • @mobyhuge8623
      @mobyhuge8623 4 года назад +2

      They identify as humans

    • @Grounders10
      @Grounders10 4 года назад +2

      Do they count as animals then?

  • @Sketchy_Dood
    @Sketchy_Dood 4 года назад +69

    “May I come to you with a mutual agreement for taking some of your energy to save my species?”
    “Aahhhrrrhgghh”
    “Is that a yes or?”
    *gets killed by a demon

  • @criseist9786
    @criseist9786 4 года назад +73

    "Human rights"
    Not humans, but we didn't see that

    • @1kaligosa
      @1kaligosa 4 года назад +1

      "Human Rights, the very term is Xenophobic." ~Azetbur, Klingon High Chancellor 2293

  • @leonward9039
    @leonward9039 4 года назад +13

    I love to imagine the doom slayer and Samuel Hayden sitting in court with demons across the room

  • @digitallyawesome1120
    @digitallyawesome1120 4 года назад +40

    Just from the intro, I love this!!

  • @lloydmeakin372
    @lloydmeakin372 4 года назад +36

    Jesus, this is incredible. I'm glad to see you back at full force Austin, you should be proud.

  • @jonahnewton3500
    @jonahnewton3500 4 года назад +22

    The excitement I felt when I saw the name shoddycast on my notification 😅

  • @GrandGoblin
    @GrandGoblin 4 года назад +40

    Demons: *Consumes souls for sustenance, Slaughters anything that moves, drags entire planets into hell, enslaves the surviving masses for endless labor*
    Yeah those sound like the victims

    • @e.j.wizerd2000
      @e.j.wizerd2000 4 года назад +4

      @Kelley Bozeman Not to mention they killed a bunny

    • @reapermaster1233
      @reapermaster1233 4 года назад +6

      @@e.j.wizerd2000
      OK ALL THE OTHER STUFF WAS FORGIVABLE BUT THIS CROSSES A LINE

    • @razortheonethelight7303
      @razortheonethelight7303 3 года назад +1

      people still try and make the Nazis sound like the victims at times.

    • @e.j.wizerd2000
      @e.j.wizerd2000 3 года назад

      @Lucky P that's the joke i made! Good job! You broke it down want a prize!? Yayyyyy

  • @itech439
    @itech439 4 года назад +13

    We are in a court case while earth is being destroyed

    • @schlattdid9861
      @schlattdid9861 4 года назад +1

      kick439 that’s lawyers ahahahhahahahahahhahahaha kill me

  • @Illier1
    @Illier1 4 года назад +54

    Pretty sure Doom Guy was defending his home from invaders from hell. He was the last of the Night Sentinals.

    • @BAGELMENSK
      @BAGELMENSK 4 года назад +2

      No. He is the original Doomguy.

    • @mrgears3045
      @mrgears3045 4 года назад +3

      LordMatt48 no

    • @mrgears3045
      @mrgears3045 4 года назад +3

      LordMatt48 no he is called the doom slayer , the last of the night sentinels

    • @whiskey-4208
      @whiskey-4208 4 года назад

      THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT

    • @ezekielmontano4420
      @ezekielmontano4420 4 года назад

      No he is doom guy

  • @derchesten
    @derchesten 4 года назад +26

    "new videos at least once a month"
    A month has passed
    *GET ME MY PITCHFORK*

    • @MrOmega409
      @MrOmega409 4 года назад +2

      7 months have passed. The channel is in a void of death.

    • @acewolfgang276
      @acewolfgang276 4 года назад +2

      @@MrOmega409 I was checking if this page has posted anything. Nope, goodbye fallout content

    • @e.j.wizerd2000
      @e.j.wizerd2000 4 года назад

      Thats tuf... ):
      With covid and all he could make lots of money from the extra veiwers

    • @scissors6665
      @scissors6665 4 года назад

      Fuck this guy he ruined the channel

  • @riskybusiness2660
    @riskybusiness2660 4 года назад +55

    This whole argument gets shut down when you learn what the demons are in DOOM Eternal and the true source of Argent energy 😔

  • @Thoralmir
    @Thoralmir 4 года назад +27

    Q: Did the "Residents of Argent" make any attempt at diplomacy?

  • @Otazihs
    @Otazihs 4 года назад +25

    This was good, really good... I want more!

  • @CptBD-kt7fx
    @CptBD-kt7fx 4 года назад +16

    Austin: * Actual Proper Diplomatic Relationships With a Species and a Corporation *
    Doom Slayer: *Laughs In double Barrel Shotgun*

  • @s.sradon9782
    @s.sradon9782 4 года назад +8

    This is not simply a video, this is art and a true masterpiece at that!

  • @somegaybap
    @somegaybap 4 года назад +9

    Me: oh doom you shoot demons
    Austin: *makes a damn good argument.*
    Me: I feel bad now

    • @attilathechunn
      @attilathechunn 4 года назад +1

      Though it was omitted from the defense’s argument, let us not forget that the Mortally Challenged, also known as “demons,” referred to by the defense as “citizens of Argent D’nurr,” were in fact not the original citizens of Argent D’nurr. These “demons” are citizens of Hell originally, and Argent D’nurr was a sovereign realm that was brutally conquered by the Mortally Challenged, having all of the true citizens of Argent D’nurr systematically slaughtered and assimilating the land itself into Hell.

    • @captainbadassitude1845
      @captainbadassitude1845 4 года назад

      Jump to 15:38 and read the script. All of this literally applies against the Demons and excuses Slayer's actions.
      What was he even thinking? Lol

  • @sea_triscuit7980
    @sea_triscuit7980 4 года назад +118

    That intro was so edgy haha

    • @ShoddyCast
      @ShoddyCast  4 года назад +41

      With a dash of cringe. I'll admit it.

    • @zJoriz
      @zJoriz 4 года назад +15

      @@ShoddyCast Really? I thought it was pretty spot-on.

    • @DJ-kp7mf
      @DJ-kp7mf 4 года назад +18

      @@zJoriz it can be both edgy cringey and spot on all the same time.

    • @zJoriz
      @zJoriz 4 года назад +6

      @@DJ-kp7mf Fair

    • @Epicmonk117
      @Epicmonk117 4 года назад

      @@ShoddyCast What was the song you used in the intro called and who wrote it?

  • @gunraptor
    @gunraptor 4 года назад +10

    Argent D'nurr isn't the realm of demons...it's a conquered world, teleported to Hell, where the demons murdered all of the human natives.

  • @danielwensink7792
    @danielwensink7792 4 года назад +9

    "I like to bring up my defendant did everything he did in self-defense"

  • @kain4892
    @kain4892 4 года назад +5

    You're forgetting that the plaintiff murdered Doomguy's pet rabbit.
    Doomguy is the true victim here

    • @powerthunfischdesdonners3086
      @powerthunfischdesdonners3086 4 года назад

      sir fluffel wont be forgotten.

    • @gametrooperjames8246
      @gametrooperjames8246 4 года назад +1

      No no no, you're thinking of the other timeline. It was this doom slayer's son who was.horribly and painfully mutated...I watched a.couple playthroughs.

    • @QueueWithACapitalQ
      @QueueWithACapitalQ 4 года назад

      poor daisy

    • @captainbadassitude1845
      @captainbadassitude1845 4 года назад

      @@gametrooperjames8246 *Revived and changed into the icon of sin.
      They violated their contract with the Betrayer, making their "Right of War/Way" null and void. Just as they violated their contract with Olivia Pearce.

  • @S8tan7
    @S8tan7 4 года назад +6

    Devils advocate, starts with literal denizens of hell

  • @keegabyte
    @keegabyte 4 года назад +8

    Yeah by the way, that intro was one of the best intros I've seen to any series. I could've believed I was watching an actual TV series.

  • @rickky2000
    @rickky2000 4 года назад +3

    I miss you shoddycast

  • @bradyschow6252
    @bradyschow6252 4 года назад +15

    Can we talk about how professional that intro is? The level or polish is astonishing.

  • @witchBoi_Connor
    @witchBoi_Connor 4 года назад +18

    “Mortally challenged”

    • @BIGBOSS-bu1jt
      @BIGBOSS-bu1jt 4 года назад

      they will be in a second *loads bolter*

  • @realspartan5206
    @realspartan5206 4 года назад +30

    Doomguy is the neutral force,
    the “good” are evil,
    the “evil” are evil,
    get rid of both everything the balanced

    • @bigdog7632
      @bigdog7632 4 года назад +5

      So your solution to hell on earth is to kill everyone.

    • @realspartan5206
      @realspartan5206 4 года назад +7

      Big Dog basically

    • @kevindelacruz4127
      @kevindelacruz4127 4 года назад

      Nah kill both heaven and hell

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 года назад

      makes sense to me

    • @1kaligosa
      @1kaligosa 4 года назад +2

      "Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun." ~Ash, Army of Darkness (02/19/1993)

  • @jordanspencer2157
    @jordanspencer2157 3 года назад +1

    I like to imagine that Austin has just been uploading the series listed private and just hasn't noticed

  • @UGMD
    @UGMD 4 года назад +13

    This is great but I would like to hear the defendants case now

  • @f.b.i3538
    @f.b.i3538 4 года назад +17

    "The mothafuckin DOOOOOOM GUUYYYYY!!!"

  • @samuelalhyjeeden53
    @samuelalhyjeeden53 3 года назад +146

    R.I.P Shoddycast

    • @rapj.r.6133
      @rapj.r.6133 3 года назад +2

      Hmm? Explain?

    • @samuelalhyjeeden53
      @samuelalhyjeeden53 3 года назад +6

      @@rapj.r.6133 it’s been a year since the last main upload not including the mod

    • @redemerald7698
      @redemerald7698 3 года назад +4

      Just be patient the next one will come out just like elden ring

    • @redtrooper1406
      @redtrooper1406 3 года назад +6

      He joined the game theory team

    • @actually_tes1
      @actually_tes1 3 года назад +6

      @@redtrooper1406 he's been a part of the game theorists for a long time.

  • @itsyaboi9494
    @itsyaboi9494 4 года назад +8

    Shoddy cast died 2 years ago