10 BERSERK Characters whose butts I Could Totally Kick
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- 10 characters I could totally beat up from Berserk
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I disagree with number 5, some frogs are incredibly poisonous and an evil apostle frog would totally have poison powers.
Exactly and the frog could be fly nearly as fast as Rosine. Yeah goodluck to Ryan💀
@@thabangsibanda3282 Ryan would be taken down fast if he doesn’t know his opponent. Unless he’s guts he’s screwed. Guts can keep a fight going long enough to find a weakness
It’s all fun in games till the frog gives you that gawk gawk
I also appears to have a scorpion tail much like The Egg. So it stands to question: Can the Frog Apostle herald Pseudo-Apostles?
The frog also has wing and a snake tail or something like that so it isn’t a regular frog but a super frog
Someone certainly be having his main character moment rn
Its giving ayy
Agreed brother
"I can totally beat up a ten year old" -Ryan
Spoken like a man with experience.
You could beat schnoz, he is very chill and would let you win to build your confidence. He has nothing to prove.
Well that's just another reason why he's the best character in berserk,
Cause he's an absolute giga Chad
Schnoz most overpowered entity in the universe
He likes to make those that are harmless to him and have no possible chance of winning him, to purposely win against him, just for his entertainment and to make you feel better.
He is humble at certain times
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Griffith post torture pre eclipse. What's he gonna do? Nothin
He totally needs his ass kicked when he is in that state
he gonna try to kill himself, but eventually triggering the eclipse, sacrificing ppl to get a Batman costume... the rest is story.
Idk man the frog apostle seems pretty strong he could probably solo Griffith
Yeah. He would solo Griffith without armor, weapons and Ashes of War. So. I would bet on him.
That frog rant was legendary. Bravo Ryan
Honestly, Ryan could actually do a good nature/geographic show, LOL.
@@ktsalinas5444 on this week on the nature channel we welcome our guest real life Ryan!
Can't wait for the trolls episode.
i was crying about irl stuff when i found this video and you talking about frogs cheered me up. i'm laughing right now and i really appreciate you for that
:D
When he said "I can TOTALLY beat up a 10 year old" I was like "How do you know?"
Confidence in his skill.
Apostussy is a word i wasnt expecting to ear today
Came here for Berserk characters, stayed for Frogs facts.
You forgot that the Cretaceous Beelzebufo frog that reaches 16inches in length bigger than the Goliath Frog which also fed on small dinosaurs. Could Frog Apostle defeat him?
Maybe Frog Apostle can invoke the Frogclipse and the Frog Hand to his aid
The idea of frog
He gonna start his own Frogger empire!
This video is just an excuse for Ryan to show off his newly gained knowledge about frogs
It's amazing. Frog Apostle is more powerful than the Snail Apostle
Well it does have legs so there’s that
That snail Apostle though. It’s beyond menacing
Have i…have i just been tricked into listening on a frog documentary?
I pressed like just for the Ronnie Coleman reference
"ignorance may be bliss but it's also the reason you're getting knocked out."
Lmmfao, I have NEVER sympathized with something so much.
aposussy will hopefully be the most cursed world I hear all week lol
I love how you didn't put isidro in the list, that kid can kick your ass fr💀
Honestly though Isidros taken on full groups of grown men with 1/2 his weapons while doing his utmost to avoid lethal force, not even mentioning all the inhuman monsters he’s killed. He’s just cut from a different cloth compared to the rest of us
I think you underestimate Owen, he is a trained knight
Nah I can take him
In real life thick branches could take out knights, I think if Ryan plays it smart he can get the W.
@@arkinyte13 Ryan would probably die from a splinter no cap.
He can definitely take him
@@arkinyte13 give Ryan a stick to even the odds
How much research did u do for the Frog bit? LMAO
Didnt think i'd wake up to a guy justifying beating up old people and children but ok.
So you don’t listen to that type of talk on a daily basis???
What planet have you been on?
Bro this is great, love these kinds of videos. Please be generous enough to keep making these!
Yes, we need more educational natural history videos disguised as manga kill fantasies.
But could Ryan defeat Kermit though?
For me this is all foreshadowing for a future video where Ryan fights the Frog Apostle to save the baby he had with the femile Sasquash. Obviously the battle is resolved by Ryan's encyclopedic knowledge of frogs
This is the quality content I subscribe to the RealLifeRyan channel for. Thank you for the frog facts. Very pertinent information for Berserk and some real deep dives into the amazing plot of the "Frog Apostle". Keep it up, Aaron!
Maybe the frog apostle is poisoned and have like a super chameleon tongue or some shit, besides it looks like it can fly and flee
I like how this turns into just frog talk halfway through
That random clip of the guy saying "I'm a frog" cracked me up.
That’s a clip from the movie “Mighty Morphing Power Rangers”
I chuckled seeing this thumbnail, thanks for the lighthearted stuff Ryan!
Easiest way to beat the King of Midland...bring a Woodchipper.
@RealLifeRyan I noticed you didnt add the snail apostle. I too understand true terror when I see it
No one can defeat the snail apostle
@@whitedragoness23 Schnoz can
Corkus gotta be here
HAHAHAHA fucking hell starting it off strong with Adonis 😂😂😂😮
That frog monologue was brilliant Ryan
From watching Videos from this channel. After starting berserk this May and enjoyed understanding something’s I felt confused, parts I loved, etc. and then you upload this 😂
Bless you for the ronnie coleman reference lol
That rant on Joaquin was hilarious 😂😂😂
Ryan, Frog Apostle could be as deadly as Snail apostle ...be careful 🐸🐌☠️☠️☠️☠️
I would fucking pummel the Godhand with my bare hands. I've prayed to Schnoz, and he has given me his blessing, now I can take on anyone
Did not expect to learn so much about frogs but I ain't complainin 🐸
Sir, the death of Adonis was truly tragic. He deserved better. Leave him alone. Haha
Ryan’s back on the bulk, I see.
Forgot I was watching a Berserk video when you went on that frog explanation 😂
Power of the frog
Great video! Starting off with number 10 we're going in the right direction, Ryan can totally kick a kid's ass.
And now wait for the sequel: 10 Berserk apostles/characters who could kick my ass
@@woodsgump hi i have a question
@@woodsgump should i start reading berserk from chapter 1 or chapter 0.1
@@AniketKumar-ps2vf A0
@@woodsgumpwhat is AO
3:30 me, i would sacrifice everything there for it to be wednesday my dudes
I could beat Griffith in a fight.
Stipulation: only if its during the brief period post tower of rebirth but pre the eclipse when hes got no tendons and can hardly move.
I could beat Guts in a fight.
Stipulation: only if its after the entire manga is over and without berserker armor because if things keep going the way theyre going theres just gonna be nothing left of this man by the end xD
I could probably beat up Guts… when he was just out of the womb, the odds are still against me but I think I could’ve taken ‘m then.
Odds really are stacked against you.
Rip my boy 😂😂😂
Naw, you would of slipped on the mud and blood and died from the fall. Baby guts would of just smiled
Womb Guts is overpowered. He is like Griffith when he was becoming Femto in the Eclipse.
Good luck against that
Ryan, did you also know that a frogge biþ a smale beaste wiþ foure leggys, whiche liueþ boþe in water and on londe. Hit biþ ofte tyme broune or grene or yelowe; or be hit tropyckal, hit may hauen dyuers coloures lyk reed, blewe, and blak. Tropyckalle frogges liuyn in trewes. Hit haþ longys and guilles boþe. Þe frogges skyn lokeþ glossi bi cause of his secrecioun, whiche may been poisounous. Moste frogges nauen nought a tayl, an þeire lymes ben yfolden under þeire likame. His frounte two feet hauen foure tos and his bak two feet hauen fif tos. Þes tos stiken wele to wode, rocke and glas. Froggen moste ben in þe watere to spawnen. Þe frogge haccheþ from an ey and hit þanne becomeþ a tadpolle. Hit groweþ to þanne a frogge, yef hit ne be nought eten. Some male frogges maken loude souns wiþ þeire mouþys for to maken þeim selven knowen to femmelles. Some þe femmelles refusen.
Everich frogge et smale boggys and alyke crikets, fliys, been, and wurms to mete. Þei hauen tungis þat been longe and holden faste to quarrie, þat hit nat escape. A frogge may been yfounde on alle contynens bouten for Antartika. Antartika biþ to coold for the frogge. Frogges ben breþren wiþ toades. Toades ben muchel lyk froggen wiþ drye þicke sken. Some men weenen þat þou micht biyeten weartes of toades, ac þis nis nat trewe.
Frogges biþ smale preditours. Crikets, fliys, been, and wurmys eek feren þe frogge.
funiest shit i've seen in some time, almost died when you said the first enemy
Surprised you didn't put Isidro on this list. I know his fighting capabilities have improved sense he was first introduced but he is still pretty reckless when fighting. Also he gets distracted by hot chicks.
Came for the berserk stayed for the frogs
I like how this became a nature documentary about frogs after about 5 minutes in. This is subversion done RIGHT, son.
I honesly feel a bit bad for fatty nobleson. He probably thought it was at least some degree of fair fight against a serious criminal and ends up severely wounded if not outright dead from that bolt to his back.
He tortured and killed animals, my sympathies aren’t extensive toward him personally
1:17 I whould Simply pull out a Photo of SCP 096 face and be like: "Hey Lady, can you pls look at this photo"
man, I love your videos so much
outjerked once again...
great video man!!
Your vids are getting better by the day, bro 🤙🏾
Love the video, would definitely go for a part 2 with enhanced difficulty characters,
Also, i really need a hajime no ippo review, its time to really learn something rather then watching baki or kengen ashura
I mean there's definitely a solid amount of characters a healthy human with the most basic martial skill could defeat in Berserk
I don’t know which I’m more surprised at, the giant frog fact rant or the fact that you didn’t put Isidro on the list
Isidro took on a group of full grown men with half his weapons while avoiding using lethal force, not to mention the dozens of inhuman monsters he’s killed
His whole life has been him scraping in the streets for survival, he’s used to going to sleep freezing and hungry and restless and even more so since he joined guts. He’s been fighting day and night for months on end at this point, and has gotten pretty damn good at it too.
Meanwhile we’ve probably been in like 2 fights between us in our entire adult lives. We’d lose against him.
Lucky for this guy he didn’t try to battle the snail apostle
Lets see Characters I'd beat the crap out of.
10. Kid Griffith
9. Cripple Gambino
8. Ishidroh
7. Chestnut Puck
6. Julius
5. The King
4. Slug Counts Wife
3. Corcus
2. Pre-apostle Mozgus
1. Old Man Wyld
solid list, I doubt you could take Corcus though
@@kiritsugu5365 or Isidro.
@@ASmartNameForMe Corcus and Isidro aren't
really that experienced though but I may
be underestimating Puck's meme power!
@@YamiSpyroX Isidros grown up constantly being harrassed by full grown adults twice his size trying to rob, rape or murder him. Hell his introductory chapter is him being robbed by bandits and him thinking his way out like he’s done it a million times before. He’s used to danger, and that’s only increased since he’s joined guts. He’s been fighting day and night, training and more under harsh circumstances and it shows, he’s taken on groups of full grown men with half his weapons and without using lethal force, he’s taken on giant trolls and blown up a fair few other creatures. He’s scrapped bare knuckle with a trained knight a head taller than him and then immediately after three himself straight into a bar fight against more full grown adults and faired pretty well for himself.
The dude lives for smoke and is pretty badass in all honesty, he’s just unfortunate with the fact that he’s in a group with guts, serpico and schierke and is the butt of almost every joke.
@@ASmartNameForMe Hmmm, true but I'm pretty damn smart and agile too even I don't have
real combat experience ut I have muscle memory. His salamander daggers a problem but
I think I'm harder to hit than a troll or massive thug! (Let's say we're roughly even)
Man did his frog research for this vid, consummate professional.
I love how this turned into a National Geographic documentary on frogs.
That last part Ryan was the best
I didn't expect to learn so meny things about frogs in this video
4:20 random frog knowledge?! Let’s go!!
This is the most informative Berserk video I ever seen when it comes to frogs.
SCHNOZ VS RYRAN PLSSSSSS
I'd never win
Nobody wins against schnoz
Came for berserk fights, stayed for frog lore
I can solo The Entire Berserk with *NEGATIVE-DIFF*
Cuz I can create a Avatar using VS Battles wiki Stats and Powers that I can "Posses"
The world building may not have explicitly said that guts is the STRONGEST human in terms of strength really, im sure there are bigger taller and stronger people out there other than guts, but what the story trying to convey is his strength isn't what makes him unique, its him going fucking insane when fighting and his dedication and skill, im sure there are people in midland who can wield the drragonslayer and are stronger than guts strength wise, but run at the first sight of a single troll.
The female apostle LMAO😂😂😂😂 Ryan you a Foo for that one
This was like a passionate science lesson
the most important berserk video
This video! This is why I subbed to this channel!
Ribbit! 🐸
Gave the video a thumbs up soley based on the title
0:21 a historic scene 😂😂😂
Mans really said these hands are rated E for Everyone
frog segment is epic
I could beat a Troll. The Problem is the 24 other trolls with him.
Those were some 10/10 frog facts
You know out of all things on this list that frog lesson was quite nice
all fun and games until that frog apostle whip out a 12 inch ''sword''
My opponent is Snailman, the snail with legs. I can definitely take him.
Your vids are just the best man. No matter the topic the jokes are always on point.
This is the quality content I subbed for.
5:50 good luck against that beast buddy
You sassy baka 😂😂😂😂😂
Control your beast of darkness
Im just saying that trained knights would kick average (no military training) persons ass 9/10
Can we use modern technology? If so, M1A1 versus apostles.
1:22 She is Probably the Same height in her human form
BEST BERSERK CONTENT EVEEEERRRRR!!!!
The apostussy is crazyyyyy
As somebody who practices modern sword fighting, i think i could take Ishidoro
Dude's a monke and i'm a 2 meter tall manchild, clearly the odds are in my favor
1:40: I need a shirt with the word Apos-ussy on it
Come for the Berserk content stay for the Frog
Does the frog stuff class as non cannon filler for this video.
I think the frog monster was a matter of perspective, and you’ve veritably fucked up. He’s just hundreds of feet away in the air, he’s 12 ft tall.
Aposussy💀
Have we all just been FrogRolled?
Haha this was great, as always
Why tf did this turn into a documentary for a moment