To be fair, not friendly neighborhood dogs... not anymore. When I used to visit my grandparents down south, you'd see packs of feral dogs roaming about empty, 10-mile stretches of road. Weird shit, like a Pekinese, a German Shepherd, a Pomeranian, a mutt and a Dalmatian.
1:43-46 A BSA District Commissioner patch on Sheriff Devo's left arm. Earned a lot of merit badges in the BSA, but not the "Whip It' one. Must have been an elective one.
This movie might honestly have the stupidest background music I've ever heard. What genius seriously thought that using a xylophone for most of it was a good idea? It sort of sounds like it skips at some points, and is totally out of place in literally every scene it's in.
@@wadespencer1119 Well I've seen a highlight video of the Rifftrax commentary and... yeah, even with the guys' jokes, I doubt I could make it through that "movie".
If there's any MST3K clips in it they were there in the original edit, but this one isn't too old, maybe less than a year so perhaps you are thinking of a different one.
Wait, question: this movie takes place in the American Southeast (let's say Georgia or Alabama.) The Toltec's were a civilization located in South and Central America, mainly Mexico. So why the FUCK are there Toltec sorcerers in the South?
The black character fetching a white lady's silverware, then being handy with a knife while making sassy comments. They just couldn't make The Dark Power these days!
Let's not overlook her "sassy" "Trail of Tears" dig at the Native American - type zombie/monster thing! Not to hop on the train, but if the tracks are already headed this way...
@@floraposteschild4184 Trying to out - sass the man who wrote Springtime for Hitler? I commend you, not only for daring, but labeling him with the term😂
This movie was seared into my brain as a child.
I almost believed I’d imagined it.
"Ah, at last, the movie's dignity is here!"
I laughed _way_ too hard at that scene.
@@srbrant5391As if the movie HAD any dignity to begin with, ha!
"He's not at Afternoon yet?!"
To be fair, not friendly neighborhood dogs... not anymore.
When I used to visit my grandparents down south, you'd see packs of feral dogs roaming about empty, 10-mile stretches of road. Weird shit, like a Pekinese, a German Shepherd, a Pomeranian, a mutt and a Dalmatian.
Even Mitchell thinks that's too many beers for one trip to the bathroom.
1:43-46 A BSA District Commissioner patch on Sheriff Devo's left arm. Earned a lot of merit badges in the BSA, but not the "Whip It' one. Must have been an elective one.
3:09 - 3:58 that ENTIRE exchange ending with "the Dos Equis guy!" Was just PRICEless
“Do not open reporter till Christmas”
“Pet us!”
“Give us belly rubs”
“Fully carpeted bathroom?”
“Hot flossing action”
“10 guys?”
“Were they all Don Knotts clones?”
“Why does my cigarette beep?” got me
Out of all the things to worry about in a movie, silverware takes the top prize of absurdity.
"Toltec..." We got it; Toltec is the name of the sled.
"Now to form GWAR!"
As a GWAR fan, that broke me.
I used to watch these growing up. Always loved them! Thanks for uploading!
Whatever twisted dating site that brought these two together needs to be shut down immediately!😂😂😂
the man knows his 'tines
This movie looks like it could induce comas
"Do not open reporter till Christmas."
"Metal Richard Nixon" was fantastic xD
I'm tempted to think this movie takes place on Scumdogia and that the yet-to-be-formed GWAR are slogging through their first movie roles.
13:41 insert bloody tears here
Bizarre movie. This must've lasted nearly a week in the theaters.
This movie might honestly have the stupidest background music I've ever heard. What genius seriously thought that using a xylophone for most of it was a good idea? It sort of sounds like it skips at some points, and is totally out of place in literally every scene it's in.
Where would a xylophone fit in? Scooby doo tiptoeing backwards into a mummy is the only place I can imagine
@@wadespencer1119 Well I've seen a highlight video of the Rifftrax commentary and... yeah, even with the guys' jokes, I doubt I could make it through that "movie".
Good episode here.
i have a feeling that Micheal Nealson is a secret hip hop enthusiast
"Secret"?
She has to related to Mitchell! Hahahaha!!
The future of law enforcement when they outlaw guns. Whips!
Don't threaten me with a good time ;D
Okyeh!
Did you change these? I don't remember these mst3k clips when I first saw your videos a few years ago.
If there's any MST3K clips in it they were there in the original edit, but this one isn't too old, maybe less than a year so perhaps you are thinking of a different one.
Wait, so the sassy black girl ended up ultimately saving everyone? What about ol boozed up Lash Larue?
This may be the Only 'Horror' Movie where the Token Black character wasn't the _first_ victim, let alone one at all.
'Horror' or 'Horrible?' Hmph.
Anyone else read this in his voice?
@@choosecarefully408She ended up being a Real Housewife, so she suffered the TRUE horror in the end.
14:30 Don't worry the movie just had to load first.
I've always wondered what Willie Nelson would've been like if he wasn't musically inclined....
And also if he were cast as Indy's Great-Great Grandpa...while drunk.
7:50 😂😂😂
Wait, question: this movie takes place in the American Southeast (let's say Georgia or Alabama.) The Toltec's were a civilization located in South and Central America, mainly Mexico. So why the FUCK are there Toltec sorcerers in the South?
Because greg brady found it in hawaii and threw it in the ocean and it washed up on the coast of north carolina
The other Toltecs kicked them out because they wouldn't stop dressing up in silly masks and menacing people.
Not enough budget for filming in Mexico. The house alone might've been the entire budget.
Yep, this is a good one.
10:12 💯😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Did you see "The Story of O?"
Zombie Lt. Cmndr. Worf????
Script written by a badly coded AI.
Interesting
The black character fetching a white lady's silverware, then being handy with a knife while making sassy comments. They just couldn't make The Dark Power these days!
Let's not overlook her "sassy" "Trail of Tears" dig at the Native American - type zombie/monster thing! Not to hop on the train, but if the tracks are already headed this way...
@@irishandirie Mel Brooks only wishes he could be this sassy!
@@floraposteschild4184 Trying to out - sass the man who wrote Springtime for Hitler? I commend you, not only for daring, but labeling him with the term😂
Well, they did make *The Help* . :P
Thankfully.