This Is Serious Mum - TISM - Greg! The Stop Sign
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- "Greg! The Stop Sign" is TISM's parody of the infamous TAC public service advertisement in which in the original advert, moments before the car accident, the female passenger yells out "Darren!". No idea why it was changed to Greg, but then again Greg rears it's fugly head again when almost 15 years later Humphrey B. Flaubert (Damian Cowell) in his new band, ROOT! writes his ode to lead singer of The Beasts of Bourbon/Cruel Sea fame, called "I Wish I Was Tex Perkins". This song as the memorable lyrics of "A thousand girls call him in the night....nobody ever calls him Greg".
Did you ever wondered where that mid break instrumental piece came from?
Well it the band cover of The Shadows instrumental hit single "FBI" from 1961.
• Video
"Greg! The Stop Sign" peaked at #10 in Triple J's Hottest 100 of 1995 and it was the second single from the album 'Machiavelli and the Four Seasons', which was TISM's highest charting album. There was a hidden agenda in the music video, as it was supporting the "Save the St Kilda Club" movement. The music video was directed by Mark Hartley.
LYRICS
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The guy who slagged the football team
Those yobs were not for him
He turns into a real estate agent
Who believes in discipline
The guy who's the first to use cocaine
The wild boy breaking free
He'll end up in a court of law
As a prosecuting Q.C.
Remember the school captain?
Success was a matter of time
I can hear her now as she screams
"Greg, you missed the stop sign"
Forget Snoop Doggy Dog
Forget ol' Ice T
The true word out on the streets
Is produced by the T.A.C.
What good's the use of striving?
As life's road in front unravels
We get to do the driving
But don't choose the direction we travel
Do your homework or wag for weeks,
graffiti the Dandedong line
It don't matter much when you hear that scream
"Greg, you missed the stop sign"
Greg! the stop sign!
Greg! the stop sign!
Greg! the stop sign!
Greg! the stop sign!
Some time in the next ten thousand years
A comet's gonna wipe out all trace of Man
I'm banking on it coming before
My end of year exam
The rich kid, becomes a junkie
The poor kid, an advertiser
What a tragic waste of potential
Being a junkie's not so good, either
Your folks worked hard for what you've got
You're the fruit of their vine
But who cares what you sow when what you reap is
Greg, you missed the stop sign?
Greg! the stop sign!
Greg! the stop sign!
Greg! the stop sign!
Greg! the stop sign!
Bought a car just the other day
Man, could that baby run?
But you know what they always say
There's always a better one
Got a tumor in my brain
It's creeping to my lungs
And I've searched around in vain
Can't find me a better one
Hardwired into everyone's head
Is the person they're gonna be
Growing up is not a matter of choice
It's a matter of wait and see
So kids, yeah, you can do it
You can be the best
Girls can do anything
You can pass the test
I'm okay, you're okay, we're okay, we're fine
I thought I heard a semi-trailer
Greg, you missed the stop sign
Greg! the stop sign!
Greg! the stop sign!
Greg! the stop sign!
Greg! the stop sign!
Greg! the stop sign!
Greg! the stop sign!
Greg! the stop sign!
Greg! the stop sign!
SONGWRITERS: JACK HOLT; EUGENE PAUL MARK CESTER; DAMIAN COWELL; PETER MINACK & JAMES PAULL
One last thing, this TAC advert (with DARREN and not GREG) was the inspiration for Greg! The Stop Sign.
• "Darren" Country Kids ...
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Hello future person, yes we are still listening in *[insert date here]* . You have great taste in music too. Have a lovely day!
Only Australia could have a band like TISM. Good on them.
The most underrated band of all fucking time.
The Angels say Gday
This is quite possibly the most poignant and most accurate song ever written about one's youth.TISM are goddamn philosophers
Yes young people, the 90's were that much fun.
You gotta love how TISM was able to take a TAC public service ad campaign, and turn it into a song about fatalism.
I wish I had been old enough to understand that nuance at the time the song came out.
+anonymouseketeamster they truly were amazing.
RoasterMcdougalify
Even though they're not together anymore, they _still are_. :D
Care to enlighten me on the background?
D0nCed of what?
It's called life. You and I weren't old enough to get it then. We are *really* starting to appreciate the finer points now... and *that's* why they were brilliant. They managed to capture something absolutely universal and it endures - I'm loving it, gleaning more and more each time I revisit it.
I'd give my right testicle to see them do a reunion show. (No mean feat, considering I wasn't actually born with any.. )
Rock on buddy!!
James Paull (Jock as we called him) was a close friend of my parents. He's dearly missed. Such an amazing talent, although you might not pick it here. He was classically trained and just amazing. He was never without his guitar. RIP jock.
'Genius. An electro-pop dance meditation on life, death, and futility. The best group since Devo.
"Being a Junkie's not so good either..."
S'alright
Almost November 2022. 42yrs old and still listening in good old Sunbury Melbourne 👍❤️
this band is not nearly popular enough
they're incredible
Man, this song is genius.
Love it that they filmed in the mighty Saints' locker rooms, but sad that 'your a professional' was written on the wall *facepalm*
I love this song, its full of pure optimism. Everything is terrible, you could die any minute, nothing in life matters, so why not just go out there and do your fucking best?
Love the Shadows parody in the middle of the song.
Best live band ever.
As far as I know it was about my now brother in-law, it was not a stop sign it was a major car accident on what was then the South Eastern Freeway just near Punt Rd, going to the AFL/VFL Grand Final where he was working along with a band member. It was around 1990. They changed it for legal reasons but left the correct name, he survived and all is well, now married with 2 gorgeous children.
Grease Monkey Darren Millane. he "couldn't get past the semi". And if you met/knew any these guys in late 80s/early 90's all stuff about Prosecting QC doing blow in 1 of them. Another is a doctor. Is why they wore masks; public careers
one worked with my brother in law in the media, behind the scenes
"Do your homework or wag for weeks"
ngl, always heard wag as wank
Tasty tune this is 🎸🤟
I still remember the old TAC ad that this song was inspired by!
This video takes me back to the mid to late nineties and those house parties in Fitzroy and North Melbourne in terrace houses. Every damn house had the hallway that went from the street to the concreted backyard with bedrooms off it.
I probably punched cones with you at one such party in the 90’s
This is seriously awesome mum!
this is so unbelievably catchy
Greg, the stop sign is about much more than the TAC ad, It's about not doing things that you know are wrong, not doing those stupid things your friends will cheer at but can ruin your life. And yeah, I met them too.
Saints returning to Moorabbin - I can't stop playing this in my mind
Thank god we're no longer in the era where SOS and such is necessary!
Was having a terrible few days. Happy to stumble upon this picked me up for some reason
I reckon it's still my favourite rap song ever..... Plus I'm a Saints supporter.... Tim's rocks
I kept waiting for a better band than TISM. Is that too much to ask?
Still waiting ...
i want to form a band like them.
Still waiting...
fuck i love aussie music...or at least the way it used to be...this shit is genius af..
You're a professional.
Zero premierships since this film clip
just the right song for all those final year students
Who saw TISM at The Playroom about 15 times in the 90's?????
orange avocado I used to see TISM at the Palace, St Kilda in the late 80's. Fark they are good.
I can't help but think "GENTLEMEN" Every time I see one of their videos.
this is relevant again 2 years later
Just realised how much I like this song. Reminds me of the 90s
Still Listening in 2021
The sign reads: "Your a professional keep it simple"
Was that on purpose? You're you are
How did they write this song many years before my work mate Greg, got pulled up for not stopping at a stop sign? 😅
The hallowed ground of Moorabbin. I went there just because TISM stood their ground on this very grass. SOS.
best song ever
This is great!! Go the saints!
Brilliant
Still here in 2021
I was very disappointed to learn that the TAC ad which inspired this song did not in fact include the phrase "Greg! The stop sign!!". It was actually the infamous "Darren!" ad. Apparently TISM thought that 'Greg' sounded better when sung Beach Boys-style.
Betting the chorus started as a joke around Hair with "Let the sunshine..."
I bet you're right!
When I was a boy I got a summer holiday job through the student employment service at Monash working night shifts at this filthy factory in Cochranes Road. I have to be PC I know, but on night shift everyone was from North England or Scotland but me. I spent three months passing bricks up a kiln flue and they trusted me to make up batches of stuff while everyone else fart d around. The cunning buggers tried every phone in this factory until they found a phone that wasn't locked . . . and could ring England.
All these likely lads were just so funny. We used to race forklifts . . . I crashed mine. Anyway, they other advice was not to go to the South Side Six in South Road coz even the old bastards wanted to fight. One day I'll recall the night I met Robbie Muir....
Ah St.Kilda at Moorabbin. Not as rough as Windy Hill but you used to stand in the outer with bloke in boiler suits straight from Saturday overtime. They brought huge Eskies with Melbourne Bitter 740ml steel cans and makeshift BBQ. The other thing I remember was inches of liquid wee everywhere coz the toilets where always rooted and the ground and car park just mud. Two champions and sixteen hacks. If you barrack for,the Sainters you must love Richmond because they are the only crapper team than the Saints. Morsi Bromberg, judge, Ajax and St.Kilda player and like anybody famous from Monash, an honorary member of TISM, the greatest south east Melbourne band we never knew, with apologies to,Jet, who,we did know.
TISM, so suburban that they had the Melways map with Huntingdale Road on the Album cover, which was great to,look at if you were lost in Clayton while driving your parent's car to,the Ming Wing or the Rotunda.
Best ode to the erroneous belief in the invincibility, the immortality, and most of all, the utter stupidity of youth.
As GBS said: Youth is wasted on the young.
Great that the Saints have finally returned to Moorabbin.
timeless
0:30 always reminds me of a criminal mastermind stating his evil plan.
Glad you like these This Is Serious Mum aka TISM videos!
My VIMEO channel now has the missing TISM music videos that RUclips refuse to host. 🐓
TISM - Defecate On My Face
vimeo.com/carbiewarbie/TismDefecate
TISM - I Might Be A Cunt But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt
vimeo.com/carbiewarbie/TismCunt
the next generation need to hear this or it's all down hill.
love TISM. Too fast to furious for the sheeple
i love that you edited it and still fucked it up. you've earned your thumbs up.
756 of these viewings are mine
Bullshit,they're mine
If I ever get pulled over a cop in this situation, I'm going to say it. Unfortunately never have.
TISM are the best m8
before my end of year exams ..... that's the buzz!
The three dislikes are TAC officials...
I always thought this song was moreso about the drink driving death of Darren Millane and his girlfriend than the TAC ad. Hence the football connection?
You know way more about this than any sane person needs to know. I suspect you have a touch of the tism too. >_> :P
ahhh memories :D
I fucking miss tism
"There's more men in children than wisdom knows."
Who a thunk it tism the best band in the world!
They look like the Blues Mascot!
I think someone should do a parady, "Greig the stop sign" in memorandum of Tony Greig. Max Willies, feel like singing some tunes?
best song. i wonder if they would ever reveal who they are. i know that one of them died but still. love this song. GO SWANS!!
The video reminds me of all the parties I went to in mid 90s North Melbourne. Dryburgh Street, Lothian Street, Errol Street. I was the guy lying in his own chunder more than once
Risperdali I grew up in regional Queensland but even in the early 2000s this song would unite any drinking session into an uproarious singalong!
haha! i live there!😄😄😄
I F@#KN LOVE this song
FUCKING ICONIC MELB CHESTNUT
My bf's name is Greg and he had never heard this song before. I don't know why he wasn't instantly dumped!
TISM the most under valued contribution to oz music
This is my favorite TISM song....... me thinks"
Way ahead of their time !!! Cult status will only grow stronger , If they where now ???? i didn't quiet fathom who or how good they were, Oz needs a TISM, scary the support they could gather , revolution, lead by TISM? why not.
@imsazcake They're fairly famous through their playing in TISM, but not in the sense of 'famous like Dieter Brummer' - except maybe Eugene de la Hot-Croix Bun, who is the uncle of Nic and Chris from Jet.
Nothing in any of our lives matter in any facet beyond what value we put on it. We do all we can to be successful when a twist of fate such as missing the stop sign can wreck it all in an instant. So since life is so pointless, go make a point out of it. Do your best, pass the test, and live for today.
Your a professional... keep it simple!
Did anyone else notice this grammatical error in the locker room? Was it deliberate?
The singing spy chorus..
It was the TAC (Transport Accident Commission).
GO THE SAINTS
hmmm magic
Greg you missed the stop sign
Let the Sunshine in!
@imsazcake Wouldnt surprise me if the guy singing about 2:10 was Rick Astley lol
In WA currently we have a semi-crisis with young cashed-up mine-workers
who are spending too much of their income on booze and drugs.
Good grammar at 2:37 (top right corner). :P
Does anyone have the original ad and the audio with it?
@ilikehams Tokin' Blackman (first billed as Tony Coitus) (James Paull): Guitar (1992-2008) died of cancer, so the answer is probably no.
your're is spelt wrong on the saints locker room wall
+Alan Louis
You're is spelt wrong in you comment...
+Alan Louis This is sadly ironic.
+Alan Louis I see it each time I watch this clip :-)
and also in your comment.
In your comment too, champ
The closest thing Australia ever had to Frank Zappa.
@AliceeJanee Did you meet them when they were unmasked?? I heard that the guys in TISM were actually fairly famous guys in disguise, is this true?
At least 2 were high school teachers at the time
I think this is kind of cool and funny now, but when I was 15 (when this came out) I thought it was seriously lame. I guess I suspected that they were trying to sell some kind of message, and I wasn't buying.
I swear I can hear Tony Martin from Martin/Molloy singing.
I thought I heard a semitrailer!!!
Gentlemen.....drive safe.
What's with the scores for David and Margaret?
G Rob V1 David & Margaret were film reviewers on The Movie Show
@@Bryce_C. yeah but why are they featured?
Wasn't it put out by the TAC?
I'll go and check on him. He's just lying there
Did it actually say "YOUR a professional" on the St Kilda wall?
@AliceeJanee sure you have,,lol