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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @StallionGD
    @StallionGD  5 месяцев назад +114

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  • @JamAttack
    @JamAttack 5 месяцев назад +413

    adding slipes to all my levels from here on out

  • @1percentsmart
    @1percentsmart 5 месяцев назад +168

    I like how one scene it’s just Cologne doing excessive math and triggers then cuts to Stallion spamming monsters talking about one piece

  • @anir138
    @anir138 5 месяцев назад +290

    3 UPLOADS IN ONE MONTH????
    EATING THIS SHIT UP

    • @Br0ken_7ecord
      @Br0ken_7ecord 5 месяцев назад +6

      People with normal youtubers: WAAAHHHH UPLOAD DAILY):
      People with gas stationGD:

    • @badyoutuber9435
      @badyoutuber9435 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@anir138 yum

    • @melissahawaii
      @melissahawaii 5 месяцев назад

      @@badyoutuber9435tf

    • @ÞeSheep1
      @ÞeSheep1 5 месяцев назад

      @@badyoutuber9435*p o o*

    • @no_one-e6du
      @no_one-e6du 5 месяцев назад

      I love eating shit

  • @AngelShrimpChips
    @AngelShrimpChips 5 месяцев назад +241

    "I was stuck in a cave for 10 hours once" average colon conversation

    • @BandNerd6000
      @BandNerd6000 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@AngelShrimpChips average mc world for me lol

    • @Jaykay-studios
      @Jaykay-studios 5 месяцев назад +1

      Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. Filled with rats. The rats made me crazy.

    • @Charded
      @Charded 5 месяцев назад

      Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy

    • @Rahat_nub
      @Rahat_nub 4 месяца назад +1

      @@ChardedCraZy by DavJT?1??!1?!?1?1?1?1

    • @walkere9314
      @walkere9314 2 месяца назад

      mr beast video ahh comment

  • @woah7_7
    @woah7_7 5 месяцев назад +51

    Colon should make his an actual level, it looks fun

    • @the99thnoob74
      @the99thnoob74 5 месяцев назад

      I think he has made some good platformer levels before

  • @the99thnoob74
    @the99thnoob74 5 месяцев назад +17

    “Ya know, it’s a flaw, but it’s cool so imma turn it into a feature” - Cologne describing every single dev’s thought process

    • @the99thnoob74
      @the99thnoob74 5 месяцев назад +2

      9:40

    • @GDBonbon
      @GDBonbon 5 месяцев назад

      @@the99thnoob74hey when is your live ps4 broadcast

  • @Tulinjini
    @Tulinjini 5 месяцев назад +94

    “wave… -waves”
    wise words stallion

  • @ossatura
    @ossatura 5 месяцев назад +45

    3:54 great question

  • @Crons_Squared
    @Crons_Squared 5 месяцев назад +27

    [1:51] Really like the idea of the lil brown boxes resembling the trigger menus for what people are trying to do (and the check box for when its achived), it helps the video to be more cohesive overall when cutting between diffrent POVs
    but imo they can be a little too big, its not too much of a problem if the textbox is on screen for a short amount but then it would be hard to read, personally i'd make them a lil smaller but either way they're more useful than hurtful so good job dud
    have a cookie or something

    • @tetrahenix
      @tetrahenix 5 месяцев назад

      ive seen you before

    • @Crons_Squared
      @Crons_Squared 3 месяца назад

      @@tetrahenix ominous ahh reply

    • @tetrahenix
      @tetrahenix 3 месяца назад

      @@Crons_Squared ive seen ur mcdonalds sprite flipaclip animation b4

    • @Crons_Squared
      @Crons_Squared 3 месяца назад

      @@tetrahenix oh dude thats awesome, thanks

  • @KoPumpkin
    @KoPumpkin 5 месяцев назад +35

    9:41
    holy crap hoik moment
    (For those who don't know a hoik is a bug in terraria that the devs loved so they said "screw it, that's a feature now." And just kept in the game dispite it's game breaking nature.)

  • @vespli
    @vespli 5 месяцев назад +7

    using killbot for the ad was genius, should've used firewall for the second one tho

  • @TheClockTicks
    @TheClockTicks 5 месяцев назад +27

    18:35 "Does this look possible at 100% Speed?"

  • @Cute2quit
    @Cute2quit 5 месяцев назад +20

    5:56 biblically accurate stallion

  • @Ui_Kozekis_Friend
    @Ui_Kozekis_Friend 5 месяцев назад +21

    The most cursed level is the one of Ti02's levels where it marks as a platformer, and the level itself isn't a platformer.

  • @STG24
    @STG24 5 месяцев назад +7

    0:46 cologne disabling the option to disable player controls to disable player controls

  • @MrDash1337
    @MrDash1337 5 месяцев назад +3

    Stallion: doing stuff on the topic of the video
    Colon and Sdslayer: Actually making good levels with mechanics

  • @mtalreja84
    @mtalreja84 9 дней назад +1

    4:08 SO RELATABLE

  • @zenvoGD
    @zenvoGD 5 месяцев назад +13

    14:32 lets go gambiling!

  • @Sphereheadbozo
    @Sphereheadbozo 2 месяца назад +3

    17:49 SILENT DICCTRAS X??? (Look at dms)

  • @_randommm
    @_randommm 5 месяцев назад +97

    TODAY WE'RE PLAYING GEOMETRY DASH BUT ITS RACIALLY DIVIDED

    • @natedawg906
      @natedawg906 5 месяцев назад +6

      AS IT SHOULD BE RAAAH

    • @TheKhanGD
      @TheKhanGD 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@natedawg906 💩

    • @_randommm
      @_randommm 5 месяцев назад

      @@natedawg906 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @chair3380
      @chair3380 5 месяцев назад +3

      only cubes with the same icon colors can go to school together

    • @improbablyfur
      @improbablyfur 5 месяцев назад

      me when lisp

  • @Gloinky
    @Gloinky 5 месяцев назад +11

    172 views in 3 minutes? Bro really is gaining traction fast!!

    • @Th30nly0n
      @Th30nly0n 5 месяцев назад +1

      Bro has a promising view count

  • @thedudehimself69420
    @thedudehimself69420 4 месяца назад +1

    4:58 I built 5⅓ times bigger for a level.
    It's inspired by one of SD's ideas.
    You can post your GD account so whoever is the first to get it right can see the level updating on an unlisted ID until the level is finished.

  • @Hyper_blox-x2d
    @Hyper_blox-x2d 3 месяца назад +2

    Just how he used change of scene level and nord vpn probably doesn’t change levels at 8:27

  • @jonathanmejia1565
    @jonathanmejia1565 5 месяцев назад +2

    After 3 months without uploads we have 3 UPLOADS IN 1 MONTH?? Imma take that as a win

  • @CubeXC
    @CubeXC 5 месяцев назад +3

    Stallion was in full power mode making his thing

  • @banalsigmayouwishuwas
    @banalsigmayouwishuwas Месяц назад

    i like how sd and stallion were just messing around while colon made an original cool mechanic

  • @TopHatandJt
    @TopHatandJt 24 дня назад

    5:16 *luffy fades in* can we get much higher

  • @NoProductionsGD
    @NoProductionsGD 5 месяцев назад +5

    0:05 "wave waves"
    makes sense 👍

  • @Brybry.87
    @Brybry.87 4 месяца назад +2

    9:48 my robot ain't roboting

  • @3psical
    @3psical 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hey colon, look at this level called Boop by Optical. It has the exact mechanic you were trying to make, made in 2.1

  • @Xedronic
    @Xedronic 5 месяцев назад +1

    Colon: 4:56
    Also Colon: 0:45

  • @anduyn167
    @anduyn167 5 месяцев назад +1

    "I was stcuk in a cave 10 hours once" murdered me

  • @ezekielrobinson1776
    @ezekielrobinson1776 5 месяцев назад +3

    Honey wake up, Stallion uploaded

  • @krab9216
    @krab9216 4 месяца назад +3

    9:04 sponsor ends

  • @Monarchie_UK
    @Monarchie_UK 5 месяцев назад +3

    I love how the levels are cursed

  • @Niteowl11611
    @Niteowl11611 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is probably your worst experience ever
    "I was stuck in a cave for 10 hours once 💀"

  • @GDgalaxy-gdg
    @GDgalaxy-gdg 5 месяцев назад +5

    0:07 Throw it out the window 😂😂😂

  • @a64320
    @a64320 5 месяцев назад +15

    Paused my edging streak to watch this

    • @AaluxiSeekuh67
      @AaluxiSeekuh67 5 месяцев назад

      @frostbyte40 you're not surprised…

    • @Th30nly0n
      @Th30nly0n 5 месяцев назад +1

      This started my edging streak

    • @Ascension721
      @Ascension721 5 месяцев назад

      did u climax

    • @LifeSimplifiedvns
      @LifeSimplifiedvns 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Th30nly0nthis ended my edging streak

    • @ManioqV
      @ManioqV 5 месяцев назад

      just learned what this means.
      why are people using it 😭😭

  • @tkscoop8778
    @tkscoop8778 4 месяца назад +2

    W gnorp 12:02

  • @Kulerkas-x9l
    @Kulerkas-x9l Месяц назад +1

    9:14 mini guy I forgor what name he has

  • @granitticore208
    @granitticore208 5 месяцев назад +1

    15:24 yes it has been done in an Optical level

  • @TheCoriKat
    @TheCoriKat 5 месяцев назад +1

    RobTop games is rapidly approaching your location.

  • @ROCKYZV7
    @ROCKYZV7 4 месяца назад +2

    0:19 i’ll give the audicene my game plan i dont have a game plan ÆÆÆÆÆ

  • @RenderingUseless-lm5pr
    @RenderingUseless-lm5pr 5 месяцев назад

    The knockoffs
    Sd: B L U B
    GD Cologne: Hold to die
    STALLION: S P I K E

  • @Lesedi.LuvsDeMoon
    @Lesedi.LuvsDeMoon 5 месяцев назад +1

    GDColon is the smartest guy in Geometry Dash

  • @matheodeale-schjetlein4416
    @matheodeale-schjetlein4416 5 месяцев назад

    All of these could literally become it's own GAME just because they're so good! (Also W Gnorp)

  • @Pranker123
    @Pranker123 5 месяцев назад

    you know its a good day when stallion uploads

  • @cOuldeyegd
    @cOuldeyegd 5 месяцев назад +1

    Fun fact about this video Doggie get on Grief 41% twice

  • @kasiasankiewicz4881
    @kasiasankiewicz4881 5 дней назад

    Burgers is the funniest word 17:41

  • @Underway22h
    @Underway22h 5 месяцев назад

    I love that the american national anthem plays when colon figures out the orb gimmick even though he's canadian

  • @KingOfTheVolt
    @KingOfTheVolt 5 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you for uploading I couldn’t find something to watch

  • @CKsilver
    @CKsilver 5 месяцев назад

    the new videos have actually been so good
    keep it up!

  • @1NightMare397
    @1NightMare397 5 месяцев назад

    This is no longer Geometry Dash this is Geometric Marathon

  • @bxstaghxst.
    @bxstaghxst. 3 месяца назад +1

    I had no idea that stallion looks like the son of rob top

  • @gabucho3869
    @gabucho3869 5 месяцев назад +1

    Waboo's Levels Must Be Death Sentence

  • @AndroxmaGD
    @AndroxmaGD 5 месяцев назад +1

    14:31 THEY ADDED GAMBLING TO GEOMETRY DASH!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Creative_YT
    @Creative_YT 5 месяцев назад +1

    18:26 at 100% speed, does this look possible to you?

  • @Henry_5143
    @Henry_5143 5 месяцев назад

    What a goated group to collab with

  • @thatonedude-tf3vj
    @thatonedude-tf3vj 5 месяцев назад +1

    colon really just remade the robot ☠️

  • @GabeBee-h2s
    @GabeBee-h2s 3 месяца назад +1

    8:36 isn’t that illegal?

  • @benz7427
    @benz7427 5 месяцев назад +517

    Immigrant Dash.

    • @irolol1
      @irolol1 5 месяцев назад +4

      Yes

    • @RedTheRedder
      @RedTheRedder 5 месяцев назад +58

      geometry dash but i made it racially divided

    • @shadow_143-7
      @shadow_143-7 5 месяцев назад +7

      Immigrants learning geometry

    • @hoglin7
      @hoglin7 5 месяцев назад +2

      OH HELL

    • @crcyo
      @crcyo 5 месяцев назад +15

      Border hopping dash

  • @kittyace196
    @kittyace196 5 месяцев назад

    there's a level called boop by optical which uses the entire jumpcharge mechanic that colon use

  • @dingustube420
    @dingustube420 4 месяца назад

    Seeing colon in a stallion video is peak entertainment

  • @NQProductions
    @NQProductions 5 месяцев назад +1

    Nearly died of laughter from this.

    • @QuiXGD
      @QuiXGD 5 месяцев назад

      Bruh verified person 1 like.

  • @GDnobrain
    @GDnobrain Месяц назад

    4:48 music

  • @Karmanthegamer
    @Karmanthegamer 3 месяца назад +1

    It was a bad idea to add dash spider person or Craig

  • @Josso100
    @Josso100 5 месяцев назад +3

    Sd, colon, and stallion? This will be fun.

  • @coleroyplays2710
    @coleroyplays2710 5 месяцев назад +2

    These are actually not as cursed as the levels I made when I first played geometry dash

  • @Kerw96
    @Kerw96 5 месяцев назад +2

    18:40 "I was stuck in a cave for 10 hours once" what?

  • @andrewkylerbonifacio3784
    @andrewkylerbonifacio3784 5 месяцев назад

    Petition for colon to finish his level and have it rated

  • @SwonyYT
    @SwonyYT 5 месяцев назад +5

    "Wave waves"
    -horse

  • @turkedgar800
    @turkedgar800 2 дня назад

    6:47 I LAUGHED SO HARD
    actually REAL

  • @instert-handle-here
    @instert-handle-here 4 месяца назад

    7:40 basically youre going so fast tht you hit the top of the level but the frames just didnt load

  • @funnycardman1780
    @funnycardman1780 5 месяцев назад +2

    17:20 the hell is a silent dicctras X

  • @AuroraTheIdiot
    @AuroraTheIdiot 5 месяцев назад

    The Cursed Geometry Dash was the slipes we made along the way

  • @RobTyran-j9p
    @RobTyran-j9p 5 месяцев назад +2

    4:32 random timestamp 💀

  • @skylernine7677
    @skylernine7677 3 месяца назад

    Cube jumps over spike,spike kill cube,ship flys,wave waves😂

  • @Jommo213
    @Jommo213 5 месяцев назад

    He’s done it. Three videos in one month.

  • @Patience-Human
    @Patience-Human 5 месяцев назад

    15:25 i think it was one of gd outerspace lvls i think its how we win

  • @ImTheFreddy
    @ImTheFreddy 5 месяцев назад +1

    11:49 In 100% speed thats looks possible to you!?!?

  • @astroturfisadude
    @astroturfisadude 5 месяцев назад +1

    9:42 he described minecraft developers in 3 seconds

  • @funnycardman1780
    @funnycardman1780 5 месяцев назад

    oh my god its sd colon and stallion in one video best vid ever

  • @therysnergamer
    @therysnergamer 5 месяцев назад

    colon using a kubbi song is hype
    also good video or whatever i only came for kubbi music :3

  • @makkroww6097
    @makkroww6097 5 месяцев назад

    Another certified StallionGD classic

  • @bouvet_
    @bouvet_ Месяц назад

    well, if youre the spike and the blocks are the cubes, that makes all the blocks destructible

  • @Grandpademoneater
    @Grandpademoneater 5 месяцев назад

    "The design is very human"

  • @Summmerberrry
    @Summmerberrry 5 месяцев назад +3

    0:04I loved when the wave gamemode waved all over the place and said “it’s waving time”

  • @thejaxman7738
    @thejaxman7738 5 месяцев назад +2

    6:48 breeeeeeeeer

  • @kazxwastaken
    @kazxwastaken 5 месяцев назад

    SD has the best build :)

  • @Jaxgolf6
    @Jaxgolf6 5 месяцев назад

    I was just trying to look at your channel to see what to fall asleep to then I just see this vid uploaded 1 minute ago

  • @fishnpotatoes
    @fishnpotatoes 5 месяцев назад

    new colon lore: he was stuck in a cave for 10 hours once

  • @theyeeper13
    @theyeeper13 5 месяцев назад +1

    2:36 what’s the music called?

  • @muffies
    @muffies 5 месяцев назад

    More yters should use multiple perspectives in build swap n stuff

  • @colinstorm2892
    @colinstorm2892 5 месяцев назад

    colon should turn his into an actual full level

  • @ThisIsDogeWoW690
    @ThisIsDogeWoW690 5 месяцев назад

    This used to be called illegal geometry dash builds

  • @abdulkarimsiddiqui3199
    @abdulkarimsiddiqui3199 Месяц назад

    when colon said"right of the bat youtube gave me an ad at the exact same time or when he finished

  • @soniasantizolacocinera774
    @soniasantizolacocinera774 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bro changed the thumbnail a day later after it was released

  • @poast
    @poast 5 месяцев назад

    bro casually drops another banger 🔥

  • @PandazGT
    @PandazGT 5 месяцев назад +1

    Geometry dash - The we have Geometry Dash at home update