We Broke Geometry Dash...

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We built levels that defied the natural laws of Geometry Dash, and it get cursed..
Featuring: ‪@GDColon‬ and ‪@sdslayer100‬
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#geometrydash #gd

[@StallionGD]

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[@CubeXC]

Boo!

[@drowning-baby]

yes

[@nooby1635]

nice

[@S-pook]

is this sigma or ligma chat

[@user-ct7cv3rd6j]

Yessir

[@AngelShrimpChips]

"I was stuck in a cave for 10 hours once" average colon conversation

[@BandNerd6000]

@@AngelShrimpChips average mc world for me lol

[@Charded]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy

[@Rahat_nub]

@@ChardedCraZy by DavJT?1??!1?!?1?1?1?1

[@1percentsmart]

I like how one scene it’s just Cologne doing excessive math and triggers then cuts to Stallion spamming monsters talking about one piece

[@lorenzo9895_]

@@1percentsmart cologne 😭😭

[@alexmdm1101]

@@lorenzo9895_ r/woooosh

[@leonirobertson2845]

Going from 🤓 to 🤪

[@JamAttack]

adding slipes to all my levels from here on out

[@mortimerfrancia6230]

:0

[@Yes_or_Noyes12]

I love slipes

[@Nooozzz]

@@JamAttack slipes on top

[@emerald5567]

slipe

[@Imyourlocalfnaffan]

Slipe challenge

[@anir138]

3 UPLOADS IN ONE MONTH????
EATING THIS SHIT UP

[@Br0ken_7ecord]

People with normal youtubers: WAAAHHHH UPLOAD DAILY):
People with gas stationGD:

[@badyoutuber9435]

@@anir138 yum

[@melissahawaii]

@@badyoutuber9435tf

[@TheSheep1]

@@badyoutuber9435*p o o*

[@no_one-e6du]

I love eating shit

[@Tulingini]

“wave… -waves”
wise words stallion

[@KoPumpkin]

9:41
holy crap hoik moment
(For those who don't know a hoik is a bug in terraria that the devs loved so they said "screw it, that's a feature now." And just kept in the game dispite it's game breaking nature.)

[@forhhhh]

3:54 great question

[@Jayden-pv2ki]

true

[@woah777_]

Colon should make his an actual level, it looks fun

[@the99thnoob74]

I think he has made some good platformer levels before

[@NotAFluke2]

[1:51] Really like the idea of the lil brown boxes resembling the trigger menus for what people are trying to do (and the check box for when its achived), it helps the video to be more cohesive overall when cutting between diffrent POVs
but imo they can be a little too big, its not too much of a problem if the textbox is on screen for a short amount but then it would be hard to read, personally i'd make them a lil smaller but either way they're more useful than hurtful so good job dud
have a cookie or something

[@tetrahenix]

ive seen you before

[@AverageMcdonaldsBot77]

18:35 "Does this look possible at 100% Speed?"

[@michaelsminecraftknowledge]

The reference is crazy

[@user-dn7kr5dt1h]

5:56 biblically accurate stallion

[@zenvoGD]

14:32 lets go gambiling!

[@MeItyCheese]

Aw, dang it!

[@zx_studios968]

Aw dang it!

[@nachovyofficial]

Aw dang it

[@BubbleGum-j7h]

Aw, dang it!

[@Flameboitheguy]

*GOD FUCKING DAMMIT*

[@AuLumity_idol_is_GawrGura]

The most cursed level is the one of Ti02's levels where it marks as a platformer, and the level itself isn't a platformer.

[@_randommm]

TODAY WE'RE PLAYING GEOMETRY DASH BUT ITS RACIALLY DIVIDED

[@natedawg906]

AS IT SHOULD BE RAAAH

[@TheKhanGD]

@@natedawg906 💩

[@_randommm]

@@natedawg906 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@chair3380]

only cubes with the same icon colors can go to school together

[@improbablyfur]

me when lisp

[@Gloinky]

172 views in 3 minutes? Bro really is gaining traction fast!!

[@Th30nly0n]

Bro has a promising view count

[@STG24]

0:46 cologne disabling the option to disable player controls to disable player controls

[@VVespy]

using killbot for the ad was genius, should've used firewall for the second one tho

[@thedudehimself69420]

4:58 I built 5⅓ times bigger for a level.
It's inspired by one of SD's ideas.
You can post your GD account so whoever is the first to get it right can see the level updating on an unlisted ID until the level is finished.

[@NoProductionsGD]

0:05 "wave waves"
makes sense 👍

[@AuroaPhilip]

Fr bro

[@thejaxman7738]

6:48 breeeeeeeeer

[@MrDash1337]

Stallion: doing stuff on the topic of the video
Colon and Sdslayer: Actually making good levels with mechanics

[@CubeXC]

Stallion was in full power mode making his thing

[@a64320]

Paused my edging streak to watch this

[@AaluxiSeekuh67]

@frostbyte40 you're not surprised…

[@Th30nly0n]

This started my edging streak

[@Ascension721]

did u climax

[@LifeSimplifiedvns]

​@@Th30nly0nthis ended my edging streak

[@user-dt8fr4up6j]

just learned what this means.
why are people using it 😭😭

[@ezekielrobinson1776]

Honey wake up, Stallion uploaded

[@jonathanmejia1565]

After 3 months without uploads we have 3 UPLOADS IN 1 MONTH?? Imma take that as a win

[@GDgalaxy-gdg]

0:07 Throw it out the window 😂😂😂

[@NQProductions]

Nearly died of laughter from this.

[@QuiXGD]

Bruh verified person 1 like.

[@Monarchie_UK]

I love how the levels are cursed

[@Niteowl11611]

This is probably your worst experience ever
"I was stuck in a cave for 10 hours once 💀"

[@AndroxmaGD]

14:31 THEY ADDED GAMBLING TO GEOMETRY DASH!!!!!!!!!!

[@someguythesomeone]

NO PHONES IN SIGHT!

[@Ascension721]

Geometry Dash MrBeast edition

[@IAMSOEXCITEDFORDOORSFLOOR2]

I can't stop laughing 5:57

[@SwonyYT]

"Wave waves"
-horse

[@DominusQuadra]

How hungry?

[@cOuldeyegd]

Fun fact about this video Doggie get on Grief 41% twice

[@astroturf7802]

9:42 he described minecraft developers in 3 seconds

[@JossoGD]

Sd, colon, and stallion? This will be fun.

[@Kerw96]

18:40 "I was stuck in a cave for 10 hours once" what?

[@tristanwebster]

lol

[@granitticore208]

15:24 yes it has been done in an Optical level

[@benz7427]

Immigrant Dash.

[@irololl]

Yes

[@RedTheRedder]

geometry dash but i made it racially divided

[@nooby1635]

Immigrants learning geometry

[@hoglin7]

OH HELL

[@crcyo]

Border hopping dash

[@Xedronic]

Colon: 4:56
Also Colon: 0:45

[@SUPERIORBOT]

7:40 basically youre going so fast tht you hit the top of the level but the frames just didnt load

[@JonoNegusX]

I zorked to this!

[@rnckw33]

WE zorked to this!

[@zonlolll]

THEY zorked to this!

[@RobTyran-j9p]

4:32 random timestamp 💀

[@brandonwulforst7348]

Deal

[@brandonwulforst7348]

Deal

[@Gamersgangs56]

Deal

[@the99thnoob74]

“Ya know, it’s a flaw, but it’s cool so imma turn it into a feature” - Cologne describing every single dev’s thought process

[@the99thnoob74]

9:40

[@GDBonbon]

@@the99thnoob74hey when is your live ps4 broadcast

[@RenderingUseless-lm5pr]

The knockoffs
Sd: B L U B
GD Cologne: Hold to die
STALLION: S P I K E

[@kittyace196]

there's a level called boop by optical which uses the entire jumpcharge mechanic that colon use

[@Underway22h]

I love that the american national anthem plays when colon figures out the orb gimmick even though he's canadian

[@yesevoi]

6:49 Every game developer ever

[@Erik_2022]

9:42

[@Lesedi.NightLuvr]

GDColon is the smartest guy in Geometry Dash

[@thepersonwhoasked9475]

16:28 the level just went:
ALERT HE FOUND THE SUS TRIGGERE

[@3psical]

Hey colon, look at this level called Boop by Optical. It has the exact mechanic you were trying to make, made in 2.1

[@fusionshortmemes143]

2:22 y’all know this bgm its banjo and kazooie pause menu theme lol

[@JamesMcCullough-lu9gf]

9:40 gdcolon becomes mojang

[@PandazGT]

Geometry dash - The we have Geometry Dash at home update

[@Regrubs]

0:04I loved when the wave gamemode waved all over the place and said “it’s waving time”

[@funnycardman1780]

17:20 the hell is a silent dicctras X

[@M0ldychez228]

2:34 OMG IS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC BANJO KAZOOIE!?

[@eshleyyy]

Someone take their cooking license away 😭😭😭
Yall should be banned from entering the kitchen 💀💀

[@dingustube420]

Seeing colon in a stallion video is peak entertainment

[@Patience-Human]

15:25 i think it was one of gd outerspace lvls i think its how we win

[@ChakyinHui-vw5ro]

0:45 colon making mario triple jump

[@Erik_2022]

9:42 Every game developer

[@irynasynenko7597]

5:14 the toothless song caught me off-guard

[@thatonedude-tf3vj]

colon really just remade the robot ☠️

[@TechnicallyJackson]

“What’s your favorite state? I like Oregon”
Idk what’s to like but okay 😭💀

[@anduyn167]

"I was stcuk in a cave 10 hours once" murdered me

[@matheodeale-schjetlein4416]

All of these could literally become it's own GAME just because they're so good! (Also W Gnorp)

[@Breadikals]

The thumbnail is so cursed..a godamn spike jumping over 4 cubes or squares since the game is two dimensional

[@Cosmothatguy]

2.7k views in 59 min? That’s better then usual

[@landronsc]

Colon, that dark green crayon is called Eco Green. I remember that from like 1st grade lmaooo

[@Vio9740]

Is it just me or is sdslayer’s voice so 🤌

[@gabucho3869]

Waboo's Levels Must Be Death Sentence

[@IamTheFreddy]

11:49 In 100% speed thats looks possible to you!?!?

[@coleroyplays2710]

These are actually not as cursed as the levels I made when I first played geometry dash

[@blockman_games17]

i like how colon just made the biggest if else statement

[@alexstar7191]

3:33 i can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewkylerbonifacio3784]

Petition for colon to finish his level and have it rated

[@Nightmare-geo]

This is no longer Geometry Dash this is Geometric Marathon

[@ItzNerfed_]

The BRAIN ROT DEMON LIST SHALL RISE 😂

[@krab9216]

9:04 sponsor ends

[@colinstorm2892]

colon should turn his into an actual full level

[@Creative_YT]

18:26 at 100% speed, does this look possible to you?

[@Maze60-nj9gz]

1:05 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@AQU4AWasTaken]

If I was to ever ask the player of GD, Stallion if he would collab with me, would I really have a shot at a feat?

[@Pranker123]

you know its a good day when stallion uploads

[@fishnpotatoes]

new colon lore: he was stuck in a cave for 10 hours once

[@dexshenewolf3017]

The hold/charge up gamemode is basically my Surf gamemode, heh.

[@XCrossYT]

9:14 sploinky (:

[@StallionGD]

HOW ARE YOU SO FAST

[@XCrossYT]

@@StallionGD you cant hide him from me (:

[@lavewog]

3:56 dude I thought of dark green before colon said it was that just me

[@Zoomy_gd]

2:58 me every time but actually hours

[@KingOfTheVolt]

Thank you for uploading I couldn’t find something to watch

[@ROCKYZV7]

0:19 i’ll give the audicene my game plan i dont have a game plan ÆÆÆÆÆ

[@Deermangtag]

JEYZOR MADE GD COLONS GAMEMODE IN HIS LEVEL FRUSTRATION OMG

[@muffies]

More yters should use multiple perspectives in build swap n stuff

[@ThisIsDogeWoW690]

This used to be called illegal geometry dash builds

[@Cookie548.]

1:50 sdslayer lol

[@KERMIT_WX]

i love spike jump cube game

[@makkroww6097]

Another certified StallionGD classic

[@theoglhiddentreasure]

5:15 "add some one piece" 💀💀

[@therysnergamer]

colon using a kubbi song is hype
also good video or whatever i only came for kubbi music :3