WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear an
I love the idea that pokedex entries are so wild because they were written by 10 year olds rather than by scientists who knew what they were talking about.
Porygon: Inccidently seized 700+ children long time ago, the pokemon's prey will always be the pichu family as a revenge for framing the porygon family via clan. It'll wait for the right time for its vengeance until it comes out the PC Storage.
I know. I still hear people say things like "it's secretly terrifying", but, I mean... IS it a secret anymore? Yamask is literally a human person's dead soul. There's a possessed sand castle that eats souls, then creates more piles of possessed sand to reproduce by vomiting forth all the evil, fear, pain, and hatred from all the souls it has consumed. What's secret about this shit, that world cannot function.
@@tyrongkojy Same with Snorunt. It's a hiker that froze to death and your choice of evolution is to completely freeze it (Glalie), or have it become a ghost (Froslass).
I feel like at this point I'm in an abusive relationship, I know their next video will once again be a pokemon pokedex entry and yet I still click on it when it releases simply to see if it offers something new(it doesn't). I just want another ep of pokemon set in the 1800s, is that too much to ask.
Imagine if there was a trainer who only caught sick pokemon and took care of them, and don't say it's impossible, because we have people like that IRL, so it would happen in the Pokeverse.
@@raistlarn that evolved all the way to charizard (and became really rebellious too) but then he did what he does with all non-pika pokemon and just made it go away i think
Actually a Firefighter with a Fire type mon does makes sense. They can use their partner to enter hot zones that are too dangerous for a Firefighter. Back fires are also a forest fire's worst enemy. Used correctly you can burn out a forest fire by using up all available fuel before the real fire can get to it.
(I love this series and as a game artist I appreciate all that goes into making it.) Seizure warning: Around 7:20, if you're prone to flashing lights/images as I am, this may be a difficult scene for you.
And today I was reminded of how miserable Doduo and Dodrio are, that Porygon is seeking revenge on innocent Pokémon for his banishment from the franchise beyond being in-game (thanks for nothing Pikachu), Chikorita’s family is a _mixed_ bag (of herbs), Double-Hell is a thing, Eevee’s family has their own “problems”, Lugia and Ho-Oh should swap problems and-oh _Sweet Arceus, the Mudkip!_ Who’s an adorable little murder machine? You are! 😍😍😍 Thanks for the compilation Dorkly 💙🐱💙
For those of you who saw the segment about Torchic at 7:47, I must clarify there's a huge difference between spicy and hot. A pepper can be spicy and cool, simultaneously, whereas ham can be hot without being spicy. By the way, I believe there are chickens in the pokemon world; they simply do not appear so often in the show, as it probably didn't matter any of the episodes' plots or arcs. Thank you.
Would of have been hilarious if the Snorlax being all energetic from Bayleef would of have caused it to have an heartattack for all the running and hopping and what ever. Too much energy for Snorlax
6:24 Red Guy: Hello! I’m Red! Welcome to my world! Steven: Oh no! I don’t deserved to be here! Red Guy: You do realized your show is inappropriate for younger viewers for children,right? I mean this is a show for little good kids, you know that? Steven: Oh,yeah...woah Red Guy: Yeah, you guys really messed up. You’re Welcome! (Cartoon Network Studios Joke, Cow & Chicken and Steven Universe And Future)
9:13 IVE SEEN LITERALLY DOGS THAT HAVE A SWORD AND SHIELD actually i have them GO ZACIAN! *would you like to call zamazenta? Yes✔* See these two? They are saviors and also cute dogs
i lost it when Ho-Oh appeared, imagine the tcg introducing a Trainer supporter card that was called "An Actual Gun" - You may play this before you attack, pick any pokemon either yours or your opponents and remove them from play. Take 1 prize card. Threaten opponent until they surrender all other prize cards
"We are at the bottom of the food chain!"
11yr old with a pokeball: excuse me while i capture all the gods of this world n make em to my bidding
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear an
@AxxL dude this is a Pokémon video
You are a terrible liar.
@@AxxLAfriku umm whats this have to do with a pokekon video?
@@AngelWingsYT I think that's supposed to be the joke, but it's lame...
I love the idea that pokedex entries are so wild because they were written by 10 year olds rather than by scientists who knew what they were talking about.
Oh...this is why there is so much edge in Pokemon...
That makes so much sense
Uhhh I'm pretty sure none of the devs for pokemon/game freak are 10 year olds...
@@DanielDoloDubs body of adult, mind and passion of a child
@@DanielDoloDubs It's not the people at GameFreak, the 10 year Olds in the game running around filling the Dex
Porygon: Inccidently seized 700+ children long time ago, the pokemon's prey will always be the pichu family as a revenge for framing the porygon family via clan. It'll wait for the right time for its vengeance until it comes out the PC Storage.
that's more Pikachu's fault. it shot the thunderbolt that caused the seizure incident
@@josecarrasco3682 Ash's Pikachu is apparently special or some shiz
@@josecarrasco3682 but honestly they should just spend their Pokémon time training Chadmons XD
Those children are weak just shut up and let Porygon alone
Everyone knows Pokémon is chock full of eldritch horror and terrors from beyond this reality
I know. I still hear people say things like "it's secretly terrifying", but, I mean... IS it a secret anymore? Yamask is literally a human person's dead soul. There's a possessed sand castle that eats souls, then creates more piles of possessed sand to reproduce by vomiting forth all the evil, fear, pain, and hatred from all the souls it has consumed. What's secret about this shit, that world cannot function.
@@tyrongkojy Same with Snorunt. It's a hiker that froze to death and your choice of evolution is to completely freeze it (Glalie), or have it become a ghost (Froslass).
@@kylie7780 As I say, NOT a secret!
@@kylie7780 Shit's become akin to DND with how fucked up some of the creatures are and the requirements to birth one into existence!
Yet people: "shut up and take my money"
A fireman with a firetype pokemon? Sounds like job security to me.
bahah
A study shows that most pyromaniacs are firemen, so it’s pretty self explanatory
The lugia one killed me "Calling me noah all the sudden cause i'm the only one with a fuckin boat"
golden
“Dudrio chill” and the awaken one’s face when he wakes up in the box 😂😂
I find your opinion...upsetting
Killer mudkip isn't real, it can't hurt you.
The reality:
lmao
*"Let me remind you"*
I find this comment ... DISAPPOINTING
You rang?
@@bubbyguppy AaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
"Welcome... to Double Hell."
Hey, Angel Dust called it!
Huh, neat.
Ah someone of culture.
What, it had its reputation on the line
@@elitegamer9310 i heard that...stop
Yes
12:32
Guy: Noah
Caption: Know-all
Uh ok then
"Noah all"
Giratina talking to his roommate about Scented candles for the condo is my favorite thing
He is not gitatina's roommate.
@@gkarak1996 they could also be roommates
"omg they were roommates!"
@@gkarak1996 Pokehistorians would disagree.
@@Hristijan_James i see what you did there.
@@Hristijan_James kek
"Kanto Fried Chicken" sounds like an actual thing Game Freak would add in a game as a jab at KFC
The irony is that torchic is a hoenn mon
12:18 - Whoever voices 'Man 4' is an absolute god-damn legend.
Just what the world needs. Another Literal Pokedex Entry compliation!
Yas qween or king
Its starting to get old for me ngl
@@stevenkurtz2730 it does sound incredibly sarcastic lol
No we dont need that, we need Dorky to revamp their sense of humor
I feel like at this point I'm in an abusive relationship, I know their next video will once again be a pokemon pokedex entry and yet I still click on it when it releases simply to see if it offers something new(it doesn't).
I just want another ep of pokemon set in the 1800s, is that too much to ask.
*Mudkip Killing Swampert,*
*Keeps Getting Me Everytime*
I feel like they won't stop until they covered every Pokemon in existence
There are 898 so not really
@@lukiwei9468 every three year a new game and there are also region variation. If this channel is still alive at that point then
@@lukiwei9468 there are also new entry’s every game
Hear me out, Double Hell is the punishment for the souls that were late for Hell and overstayed in the living world
See you there
That's a thing? Better be careful then...
You would think Bayleef would go emo after perking up everybody else after a while
4:53 I guess we now know the origins of Rusty's Burbasaur, it was a resurrected zombie pokemon.
Other way round
Imagine if there was a trainer who only caught sick pokemon and took care of them, and don't say it's impossible, because we have people like that IRL, so it would happen in the Pokeverse.
Well Ash has rescued a Charmeleon once.
@@apexax he caught a sick charmander who evolved into a charmeleon.
@@raistlarn that evolved all the way to charizard (and became really rebellious too) but then he did what he does with all non-pika pokemon and just made it go away i think
Nurse joy curing every illness in pokemon with a single machine for free: am i a joke to you?
@@thehuyto No, I'm talking about a trainer, not a medical professional, though pokemon aren't animals, so she's not a veterinarian.
“Your whole deal is very.... UPSETING.”
That Lugia part is still so bloody funny and without showing any of the people you hear... XD
6:30 kidnapped and murdered*
This counts as making another Pokedex entry video, just remember the deal
When will my suffering end
I’m a fan of the golden moon
True dat
POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP
Well it’s the lunatone
I absolutely love the idea of Giratina being a kind grandpa
At this point is dorkly a company with a team of writers? Because there is no way 1 person is this damn funny for so long😂
lowbrow...
@@justsayingguy what u mean
@@THEOTOCLAN lowbrow studio make this animation... but im not sure who write it
@@justsayingguy ahhh ok ok!!! Finna look them up
6:11 are we really gonna ignore Drifloon's Normal Immunity
You'd think Rusty would be one of the purest because he just doesn't know any better and doesn't know what he's doing.
"We got enslaved by an 11 year old with a yoked dragon, and now we live in this ball." Holy shit I'm dead.
Actually a Firefighter with a Fire type mon does makes sense. They can use their partner to enter hot zones that are too dangerous for a Firefighter. Back fires are also a forest fire's worst enemy. Used correctly you can burn out a forest fire by using up all available fuel before the real fire can get to it.
Mudkip was my favourite, but now I have a much deeper appreciation for this Pokémon. Haha
1:47 Thë Pøkēmœñ Bêhïñd Thé Slåùghtêr
I love how in your canon regular animals DID exist, but are extinct now
(I love this series and as a game artist I appreciate all that goes into making it.)
Seizure warning: Around 7:20, if you're prone to flashing lights/images as I am, this may be a difficult scene for you.
I love how you just waited for chicorita to have something you could turn into a horror show! 10/10
Jolteon used *10,000 electric type attacks!*
Foe: Wait what-
It's Super Effective! You Murder.
Ah yes more Pokedex entries, my favorite delicacy.
3:19 forgot about this demon
Can sylveon be featured?
I see people agree
Besides Project Snt/Courtney Did EXTREMELY WELL WITH THAT VOICE
like pull a clip of her voice and use it
@@johnpisser1983 may be!
Hugging on it's friends and family and choking it's enimies with its ribbon feelers
@@dracosmith7781 yeah
*and killer of every dragon type you know and love*
@@seantaggart7382 well, they are natural enimies
2:33 he's just built different dude
“This is exactly what I don’t want for the condo,”
I was in heaven y am I returned to hell?!?? Every minute is pain
9:28 captions applause
7:39 Not tryna make a joke, But if this guy wants a fire fighter he should probably fish until he gets a Magikarp then wait for it to become a Gyrados
Love the latest edition to why Dorkly should not stop making these videos
If rock smash actually worked: 2:23
I like how the first one has the narrator say DouDOOoh but then also immediately says DOHdooou
6:30 - Wow. Dorkly with the obscure Apogee Realms of Chaos callback.
The regi theme at 3:43 is LITTTTTennn...
GGGGEEEEORGE THIS EXACTLY WHAT I DONT WANT FOR THE CONDO. Had me dying, reminded me of CAAAAAAAAAARRRL from lamas with hats
Me too!
And today I was reminded of how miserable Doduo and Dodrio are, that Porygon is seeking revenge on innocent Pokémon for his banishment from the franchise beyond being in-game (thanks for nothing Pikachu), Chikorita’s family is a _mixed_ bag (of herbs), Double-Hell is a thing, Eevee’s family has their own “problems”, Lugia and Ho-Oh should swap problems and-oh _Sweet Arceus, the Mudkip!_ Who’s an adorable little murder machine? You are! 😍😍😍
Thanks for the compilation Dorkly 💙🐱💙
The Zombie pokemon who was talking about heaven reminded me of buffy when she sung about Heaven to Spike after her revival.
4:15 me when drink my dad’s energy drinks
For those of you who saw the segment about Torchic at 7:47, I must clarify there's a huge difference between spicy and hot. A pepper can be spicy and cool, simultaneously, whereas ham can be hot without being spicy. By the way, I believe there are chickens in the pokemon world; they simply do not appear so often in the show, as it probably didn't matter any of the episodes' plots or arcs. Thank you.
2:17 Lol, nice reference to that meme!😆🤣😂
Thank you for putting this together.
This was great and all but did Giratina and George ever get those candles? *I NEED TO KNOW*
I hope they did!
3:10 *LET ME REMIND YOU.*
You were expecting a Pokemon comment, but it was I, Dodio.
Original Comment and funny
@@i-am-an-aristocrat Thank you.
NAmEkiAn.
@@ClaudeWhITey Not really.
@@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773 Nonono I just thought you watched Reflux.
Would of have been hilarious if the Snorlax being all energetic from Bayleef would of have caused it to have an heartattack for all the running and hopping and what ever. Too much energy for Snorlax
Either that or him sliming down to Munchlax.
So basically the entire Mudkip line is very very very very very very very buff?
5:00 burbasaurs origin
Az: loses plant
Meganium: lemme help u w/ that
happy end
This series has made me realize how more brutal Pokemon really is.
6:24 Red Guy: Hello! I’m Red! Welcome to my world! Steven: Oh no! I don’t deserved to be here! Red Guy: You do realized your show is inappropriate for younger viewers for children,right? I mean this is a show for little good kids, you know that? Steven: Oh,yeah...woah Red Guy: Yeah, you guys really messed up. You’re Welcome! (Cartoon Network Studios Joke, Cow & Chicken and Steven Universe And Future)
- Ding! "Vaporeon" -
Me: Oh no....
- Regular pokedex entry -
Me: Oh thank God!
12:42
I don't know why this is so funny.
Isn't it wonderful that Pokémon doesn't exist 🌧☔🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧
8:26
The pokedex says warm to hug -____- , and can make fireball , not a fireball meet
6:20 Someone add in Angel Dust to this & it. Will. Be. PRICELESS
Yay, study break
"okay okay man be chill..I'm going" hoho
3 minutes in, and the creativity and writing is far better than the earlier compilations from previous years. Thank you to whoever transitioned out
8:37 always kinda triggered me that hitmontop was the only poke that could learn triple-kick (gen 3 at least)
Vaporeon: DID YOU KNOW THAT IN TERMS OF-
Truly living in the Pokemon world is a hell
I love the Lugia Pokemon, but this is hilarious literal translation for it. lol
0:23 Fun fact: Charizard's real height is 5'7
The porygon is going to make the dodrio be poryGONE.
I like that they finally got to all go to sleep.
10:05 The best parody of the story!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
9:13 IVE SEEN LITERALLY DOGS THAT HAVE A SWORD AND SHIELD actually i have them GO ZACIAN!
*would you like to call zamazenta? Yes✔*
See these two?
They are saviors and also cute dogs
They are good Bois.
@@dracosmith7781 indeed
I’ve been waiting…
For a girl like you, to come intoooo, my liiiife!
Timmy is defenetly pure of heart
PURE EVIL!
The chime at the start is one of my favorites.
(And you can’t forget about full diglett)
11:30 roasting the dog
I'm never gonna look at a mudkip the same way ever again
Edit: I'm never gonna look at ANY Pokemon the same way
11:52 *Steals*
Whoops
3:11 lol
"Miltank frankfooters for a limited time only"
Lol they're talking about its udders that look like hotdogs
12:21-12:27 Haha, everyone cursing out Lugia!
Yezzz its back
"WELCOME TO DOUBLE HELL"
Twitter is already Double Hell, Satan, what you're talking about?
Dorkly does love to put its hellscape of a world sin's on display.
8:32 not going to be fun when it comes out
This just reminds me how reasonable Pokemon can be
i lost it when Ho-Oh appeared,
imagine the tcg introducing a Trainer supporter card that was called "An Actual Gun" - You may play this before you attack, pick any pokemon either yours or your opponents and remove them from play. Take 1 prize card. Threaten opponent until they surrender all other prize cards
Kanto fire type chicken 🤣🤣🤣wow!!!
Man the if pokedex entries were literal serie has got to have some kind of lore to it
So is that Bulbasaur from Rusty Pokemon 4:48
O my god this pikedex entries are so brutal
11:45 jaajajejeja 😅🤣😂
the Giratina in Meganiums' line entries is just hilarious 'George, this is exactly what I don't want for the condo'