WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear an
I know. I still hear people say things like "it's secretly terrifying", but, I mean... IS it a secret anymore? Yamask is literally a human person's dead soul. There's a possessed sand castle that eats souls, then creates more piles of possessed sand to reproduce by vomiting forth all the evil, fear, pain, and hatred from all the souls it has consumed. What's secret about this shit, that world cannot function.
@@tyrongkojy Same with Snorunt. It's a hiker that froze to death and your choice of evolution is to completely freeze it (Glalie), or have it become a ghost (Froslass).
I love the idea that pokedex entries are so wild because they were written by 10 year olds rather than by scientists who knew what they were talking about.
Porygon: Inccidently seized 700+ children long time ago, the pokemon's prey will always be the pichu family as a revenge for framing the porygon family via clan. It'll wait for the right time for its vengeance until it comes out the PC Storage.
Imagine if there was a trainer who only caught sick pokemon and took care of them, and don't say it's impossible, because we have people like that IRL, so it would happen in the Pokeverse.
@@raistlarn that evolved all the way to charizard (and became really rebellious too) but then he did what he does with all non-pika pokemon and just made it go away i think
I feel like at this point I'm in an abusive relationship, I know their next video will once again be a pokemon pokedex entry and yet I still click on it when it releases simply to see if it offers something new(it doesn't). I just want another ep of pokemon set in the 1800s, is that too much to ask.
Actually a Firefighter with a Fire type mon does makes sense. They can use their partner to enter hot zones that are too dangerous for a Firefighter. Back fires are also a forest fire's worst enemy. Used correctly you can burn out a forest fire by using up all available fuel before the real fire can get to it.
(I love this series and as a game artist I appreciate all that goes into making it.) Seizure warning: Around 7:20, if you're prone to flashing lights/images as I am, this may be a difficult scene for you.
And today I was reminded of how miserable Doduo and Dodrio are, that Porygon is seeking revenge on innocent Pokémon for his banishment from the franchise beyond being in-game (thanks for nothing Pikachu), Chikorita’s family is a _mixed_ bag (of herbs), Double-Hell is a thing, Eevee’s family has their own “problems”, Lugia and Ho-Oh should swap problems and-oh _Sweet Arceus, the Mudkip!_ Who’s an adorable little murder machine? You are! 😍😍😍 Thanks for the compilation Dorkly 💙🐱💙
Would of have been hilarious if the Snorlax being all energetic from Bayleef would of have caused it to have an heartattack for all the running and hopping and what ever. Too much energy for Snorlax
9:13 IVE SEEN LITERALLY DOGS THAT HAVE A SWORD AND SHIELD actually i have them GO ZACIAN! *would you like to call zamazenta? Yes✔* See these two? They are saviors and also cute dogs
Ya know there are regular animals in the Pokeverse yeah? Like regular fish, chickens, beef, and other regular animals. We see them in the manga and anime. . . Pokedex makes plenty of mentions of regular animals
6:24 Red Guy: Hello! I’m Red! Welcome to my world! Steven: Oh no! I don’t deserved to be here! Red Guy: You do realized your show is inappropriate for younger viewers for children,right? I mean this is a show for little good kids, you know that? Steven: Oh,yeah...woah Red Guy: Yeah, you guys really messed up. You’re Welcome! (Cartoon Network Studios Joke, Cow & Chicken and Steven Universe And Future)
For those of you who saw the segment about Torchic at 7:47, I must clarify there's a huge difference between spicy and hot. A pepper can be spicy and cool, simultaneously, whereas ham can be hot without being spicy. By the way, I believe there are chickens in the pokemon world; they simply do not appear so often in the show, as it probably didn't matter any of the episodes' plots or arcs. Thank you.
I feel bad for all the pokemon in my PC now. Thankfully Poke Jobs help me a little better, but its still kinda bad that we are just putting them in a place that a limbo for them. Dodrio really makes ya thing, don't it?
i lost it when Ho-Oh appeared, imagine the tcg introducing a Trainer supporter card that was called "An Actual Gun" - You may play this before you attack, pick any pokemon either yours or your opponents and remove them from play. Take 1 prize card. Threaten opponent until they surrender all other prize cards
![NOSFERATU - Official Trailer [HD] - Only In Theaters December 25](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nulvWqYUM8k/mqdefault.jpg)
"We are at the bottom of the food chain!"
11yr old with a pokeball: excuse me while i capture all the gods of this world n make em to my bidding
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear an
@AxxL dude this is a Pokémon video
You are a terrible liar.
@@AxxLAfriku umm whats this have to do with a pokekon video?
@@AngelWingsYT I think that's supposed to be the joke, but it's lame...
Everyone knows Pokémon is chock full of eldritch horror and terrors from beyond this reality
I know. I still hear people say things like "it's secretly terrifying", but, I mean... IS it a secret anymore? Yamask is literally a human person's dead soul. There's a possessed sand castle that eats souls, then creates more piles of possessed sand to reproduce by vomiting forth all the evil, fear, pain, and hatred from all the souls it has consumed. What's secret about this shit, that world cannot function.
@@tyrongkojy Same with Snorunt. It's a hiker that froze to death and your choice of evolution is to completely freeze it (Glalie), or have it become a ghost (Froslass).
@@kylie7780 As I say, NOT a secret!
@@kylie7780 Shit's become akin to DND with how fucked up some of the creatures are and the requirements to birth one into existence!
Yet people: "shut up and take my money"
I love the idea that pokedex entries are so wild because they were written by 10 year olds rather than by scientists who knew what they were talking about.
Oh...this is why there is so much edge in Pokemon...
That makes so much sense
Uhhh I'm pretty sure none of the devs for pokemon/game freak are 10 year olds...
@@DanielDoloDubs body of adult, mind and passion of a child
@@DanielDoloDubs It's not the people at GameFreak, the 10 year Olds in the game running around filling the Dex
Killer mudkip isn't real, it can't hurt you.
The reality:
lmao
*"Let me remind you"*
I find this comment ... DISAPPOINTING
You rang?
@@bubbyguppy AaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
A fireman with a firetype pokemon? Sounds like job security to me.
bahah
A study shows that most pyromaniacs are firemen, so it’s pretty self explanatory
Porygon: Inccidently seized 700+ children long time ago, the pokemon's prey will always be the pichu family as a revenge for framing the porygon family via clan. It'll wait for the right time for its vengeance until it comes out the PC Storage.
that's more Pikachu's fault. it shot the thunderbolt that caused the seizure incident
@@josecarrasco3682 Ash's Pikachu is apparently special or some shiz
@@josecarrasco3682 but honestly they should just spend their Pokémon time training Chadmons XD
"Welcome... to Double Hell."
Hey, Angel Dust called it!
Huh, neat.
Ah someone of culture.
What, it had its reputation on the line
@@elitegamer9310 i heard that...stop
Yes
12:32
Guy: Noah
Caption: Know-all
Uh ok then
"Noah all"
"Kanto Fried Chicken" sounds like an actual thing Game Freak would add in a game as a jab at KFC
The irony is that torchic is a hoenn mon
The lugia one killed me "Calling me noah all the sudden cause i'm the only one with a fuckin boat"
golden
“Dudrio chill” and the awaken one’s face when he wakes up in the box 😂😂
I find your opinion...upsetting
Imagine if there was a trainer who only caught sick pokemon and took care of them, and don't say it's impossible, because we have people like that IRL, so it would happen in the Pokeverse.
Well Ash has rescued a Charmeleon once.
@@apexax he caught a sick charmander who evolved into a charmeleon.
@@raistlarn that evolved all the way to charizard (and became really rebellious too) but then he did what he does with all non-pika pokemon and just made it go away i think
Nurse joy curing every illness in pokemon with a single machine for free: am i a joke to you?
@@thehuyto No, I'm talking about a trainer, not a medical professional, though pokemon aren't animals, so she's not a veterinarian.
Just what the world needs. Another Literal Pokedex Entry compliation!
Yas qween or king
Its starting to get old for me ngl
@@stevenkurtz2730 it does sound incredibly sarcastic lol
No we dont need that, we need Dorky to revamp their sense of humor
I feel like at this point I'm in an abusive relationship, I know their next video will once again be a pokemon pokedex entry and yet I still click on it when it releases simply to see if it offers something new(it doesn't).
I just want another ep of pokemon set in the 1800s, is that too much to ask.
Giratina talking to his roommate about Scented candles for the condo is my favorite thing
He is not gitatina's roommate.
@@gkarak1996 they could also be roommates
"omg they were roommates!"
@@gkarak1996 Pokehistorians would disagree.
@@Hristijan_James i see what you did there.
@@Hristijan_James kek
This counts as making another Pokedex entry video, just remember the deal
When will my suffering end
I’m a fan of the golden moon
True dat
POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP
Well it’s the lunatone
6:30 kidnapped and murdered*
Hear me out, Double Hell is the punishment for the souls that were late for Hell and overstayed in the living world
See you there
That's a thing? Better be careful then...
12:18 - Whoever voices 'Man 4' is an absolute god-damn legend.
This was great and all but did Giratina and George ever get those candles? *I NEED TO KNOW*
I hope they did!
3:19 forgot about this demon
Can sylveon be featured?
I see people agree
Besides Project Snt/Courtney Did EXTREMELY WELL WITH THAT VOICE
like pull a clip of her voice and use it
@@johnpisser1983 may be!
Hugging on it's friends and family and choking it's enimies with its ribbon feelers
@@dracosmith7781 yeah
*and killer of every dragon type you know and love*
@@seantaggart7382 well, they are natural enimies
I feel like they won't stop until they covered every Pokemon in existence
There are 898 so not really
@@lukiwei9468 every three year a new game and there are also region variation. If this channel is still alive at that point then
@@lukiwei9468 there are also new entry’s every game
4:15 me when drink my dad’s energy drinks
4:53 I guess we now know the origins of Rusty's Burbasaur, it was a resurrected zombie pokemon.
Other way round
*Mudkip Killing Swampert,*
*Keeps Getting Me Everytime*
First! 11:01
FUC-
You would think Bayleef would go emo after perking up everybody else after a while
At this point is dorkly a company with a team of writers? Because there is no way 1 person is this damn funny for so long😂
lowbrow...
@@justsayingguy what u mean
@@THEOTOCLAN lowbrow studio make this animation... but im not sure who write it
@@justsayingguy ahhh ok ok!!! Finna look them up
“This is exactly what I don’t want for the condo,”
I was in heaven y am I returned to hell?!?? Every minute is pain
7:39 Not tryna make a joke, But if this guy wants a fire fighter he should probably fish until he gets a Magikarp then wait for it to become a Gyrados
Actually a Firefighter with a Fire type mon does makes sense. They can use their partner to enter hot zones that are too dangerous for a Firefighter. Back fires are also a forest fire's worst enemy. Used correctly you can burn out a forest fire by using up all available fuel before the real fire can get to it.
So basically the entire Mudkip line is very very very very very very very buff?
That Lugia part is still so bloody funny and without showing any of the people you hear... XD
“Your whole deal is very.... UPSETING.”
9:28 captions applause
I love how in your canon regular animals DID exist, but are extinct now
6:11 are we really gonna ignore Drifloon's Normal Immunity
GGGGEEEEORGE THIS EXACTLY WHAT I DONT WANT FOR THE CONDO. Had me dying, reminded me of CAAAAAAAAAARRRL from lamas with hats
Me too!
"We got enslaved by an 11 year old with a yoked dragon, and now we live in this ball." Holy shit I'm dead.
You'd think Rusty would be one of the purest because he just doesn't know any better and doesn't know what he's doing.
Mudkip was my favourite, but now I have a much deeper appreciation for this Pokémon. Haha
I absolutely love the idea of Giratina being a kind grandpa
Jolteon used *10,000 electric type attacks!*
Foe: Wait what-
It's Super Effective! You Murder.
If rock smash actually worked: 2:23
Ah yes more Pokedex entries, my favorite delicacy.
(I love this series and as a game artist I appreciate all that goes into making it.)
Seizure warning: Around 7:20, if you're prone to flashing lights/images as I am, this may be a difficult scene for you.
2:33 he's just built different dude
And today I was reminded of how miserable Doduo and Dodrio are, that Porygon is seeking revenge on innocent Pokémon for his banishment from the franchise beyond being in-game (thanks for nothing Pikachu), Chikorita’s family is a _mixed_ bag (of herbs), Double-Hell is a thing, Eevee’s family has their own “problems”, Lugia and Ho-Oh should swap problems and-oh _Sweet Arceus, the Mudkip!_ Who’s an adorable little murder machine? You are! 😍😍😍
Thanks for the compilation Dorkly 💙🐱💙
Would of have been hilarious if the Snorlax being all energetic from Bayleef would of have caused it to have an heartattack for all the running and hopping and what ever. Too much energy for Snorlax
Either that or him sliming down to Munchlax.
2:17 Lol, nice reference to that meme!😆🤣😂
Yay, study break
12:42
I don't know why this is so funny.
Isn't it wonderful that Pokémon doesn't exist 🌧☔🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧
The Zombie pokemon who was talking about heaven reminded me of buffy when she sung about Heaven to Spike after her revival.
I like how the first one has the narrator say DouDOOoh but then also immediately says DOHdooou
8:26
The pokedex says warm to hug -____- , and can make fireball , not a fireball meet
You were expecting a Pokemon comment, but it was I, Dodio.
Original Comment and funny
@@i-am-an-aristocrat Thank you.
NAmEkiAn.
@@ClaudeWhITey Not really.
@@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773 Nonono I just thought you watched Reflux.
9:13 IVE SEEN LITERALLY DOGS THAT HAVE A SWORD AND SHIELD actually i have them GO ZACIAN!
*would you like to call zamazenta? Yes✔*
See these two?
They are saviors and also cute dogs
They are good Bois.
@@dracosmith7781 indeed
8:37 always kinda triggered me that hitmontop was the only poke that could learn triple-kick (gen 3 at least)
6:20 Someone add in Angel Dust to this & it. Will. Be. PRICELESS
I love how you just waited for chicorita to have something you could turn into a horror show! 10/10
5:00 burbasaurs origin
Pure of heart doesn't necessarily mean pure good. You could also be pure evil.
😇😈
Ya know there are regular animals in the Pokeverse yeah? Like regular fish, chickens, beef, and other regular animals. We see them in the manga and anime. . . Pokedex makes plenty of mentions of regular animals
ah yes, my favorite animal, "beef"
@@ΆγγελοςΜορίκης-ζ2ω mine is human
nope , they will be extinct due to natural selection
The regi theme at 3:43 is LITTTTTennn...
6:24 Red Guy: Hello! I’m Red! Welcome to my world! Steven: Oh no! I don’t deserved to be here! Red Guy: You do realized your show is inappropriate for younger viewers for children,right? I mean this is a show for little good kids, you know that? Steven: Oh,yeah...woah Red Guy: Yeah, you guys really messed up. You’re Welcome! (Cartoon Network Studios Joke, Cow & Chicken and Steven Universe And Future)
I'm never gonna look at a mudkip the same way ever again
Edit: I'm never gonna look at ANY Pokemon the same way
Or will it!? >:D (1:48)
𝙑𝙨𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙨
Timmy is defenetly pure of heart
PURE EVIL!
clicked so fast i didn't see the word compilation. now im sad. on the brightside, i get to rewatch
Same, i tought it was a reupload for a sec
Kanto fire type chicken 🤣🤣🤣wow!!!
Truly living in the Pokemon world is a hell
For those of you who saw the segment about Torchic at 7:47, I must clarify there's a huge difference between spicy and hot. A pepper can be spicy and cool, simultaneously, whereas ham can be hot without being spicy. By the way, I believe there are chickens in the pokemon world; they simply do not appear so often in the show, as it probably didn't matter any of the episodes' plots or arcs. Thank you.
8:32 not going to be fun when it comes out
"okay okay man be chill..I'm going" hoho
This series has made me realize how more brutal Pokemon really is.
3:11 lol
0:23 Fun fact: Charizard's real height is 5'7
11:45 jaajajejeja 😅🤣😂
The Ho-Oh kid looks really similar to gym leader Morty, who wished to meet Ho-Oh. Think about it
I feel the most sorry for Ho-Oh
yea the poor legendary bird
1:47 Thë Pøkēmœñ Bêhïñd Thé Slåùghtêr
5:25 hey, did you know that in terms of...
NO
Hear me out
Shut 👌
It's number is 1 and 34
12:20 LMAOOOOOOOOO 😭
Az: loses plant
Meganium: lemme help u w/ that
happy end
"Miltank frankfooters for a limited time only"
Lol they're talking about its udders that look like hotdogs
So is that Bulbasaur from Rusty Pokemon 4:48
I feel bad for all the pokemon in my PC now. Thankfully Poke Jobs help me a little better, but its still kinda bad that we are just putting them in a place that a limbo for them. Dodrio really makes ya thing, don't it?
How's Tony n Jared doing? Haven't seen em in a while.
The porygon is going to make the dodrio be poryGONE.
Love the latest edition to why Dorkly should not stop making these videos
Who likes Dorkly besides me?
👇
No
Do you like Deep Voice Mudkips
I used to play pokemon... But after seeing this nightmare hell scape...
I play a nicer more relaxing game...
Dark Souls. 💀
Thank you for putting this together.
Vaporeon: DID YOU KNOW THAT IN TERMS OF-
I’ve been waiting…
For a girl like you, to come intoooo, my liiiife!
i lost it when Ho-Oh appeared,
imagine the tcg introducing a Trainer supporter card that was called "An Actual Gun" - You may play this before you attack, pick any pokemon either yours or your opponents and remove them from play. Take 1 prize card. Threaten opponent until they surrender all other prize cards
Funny how almost everything in the pokemon universe evolves except a small handful of pokemon species......and the human race.
I'd like to try some of those Kanto Fire- type Chicken
11:30 roasting the dog
Damnn, I love these XD