Getting Past New Zealand Immigration

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  • @avolto4822
    @avolto4822 Месяц назад +782

    For common New Zealand whine we would have also accepted being left off of world maps.

    • @timbuktu8069
      @timbuktu8069 Месяц назад +29

      That's a positive. "THEY" can't find you.

    • @landkmarjoram6163
      @landkmarjoram6163 Месяц назад +6

      That's Google Maps for you, New Zealand? What? Where? Huh?

    • @angeladawn805
      @angeladawn805 Месяц назад +9

      Shhuuuush! Don't tell them about us!!!

    • @nikkster01
      @nikkster01 Месяц назад

      or Sav Blanket

    • @curtisnixon5313
      @curtisnixon5313 Месяц назад +1

      Yeah like in 'Mars Attacks"

  • @ACEM1306
    @ACEM1306 Месяц назад +1200

    That's so meta to call yourselves out for a lack of South island dates 😂

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Месяц назад +247

      Had to head off the slagging

    • @lostaris
      @lostaris Месяц назад +38

      ​@@foilarmsandhog I might have gone to see you guys had you come down south.

    • @AgiHammerthief
      @AgiHammerthief Месяц назад +17

      the south island has an international airport?

    • @nicolas2419
      @nicolas2419 Месяц назад +17

      It is strange that they have North Island dates.... when you know that NZ doesn't exist! This country is not in my map! :D

    • @rosirlam7400
      @rosirlam7400 Месяц назад +8

      And not coming to South Africa 😅
      Pleeeez come to South Africa soon!

  • @28512
    @28512 Месяц назад +620

    One million subscribers and a New Zealand Immigration sketch. You lads are kicking goals! Loved the wine/whine joke.

    • @LunaStic10
      @LunaStic10 Месяц назад +5

      Nope, not Finland😞. But brilliant again.

    • @28512
      @28512 Месяц назад +15

      @LunaStic10 well they've done this one so maybe time for a Finland Immigration sketch Campaign?

    • @Mrs.T.Rusch25
      @Mrs.T.Rusch25 Месяц назад +10

      I love the "kiwi, kiwi, kiwi" joke 😂

    • @LunaStic10
      @LunaStic10 Месяц назад +3

      @@28512 Oh yes, we must think something soon, or otherwise when I'm in the retirement home someday my grandchildren would come running to tell me "They have finally done it!!" and I would die in peace.

  • @DoriZuza
    @DoriZuza Месяц назад +426

    “Close enough” 😄

  • @dahlia_canton
    @dahlia_canton Месяц назад +116

    As a Kiwi I am cringing, wincing, outraged and howling with laughter.

  • @ButtercupRose
    @ButtercupRose Месяц назад +226

    As a kiwi this was funny af! As a person from the south island that joke was top notch!

  • @vincelowry2671
    @vincelowry2671 Месяц назад +628

    As a New Zealander (Kiwi) hearing him say Aoetaroa won me over straight away, you've clearly done your homework. GREAT WORK LADS!!!

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +42

      @@vincelowry2671 I was genuinely impressed!!! I heard him say it last year in Auckland and... Let's just say he's made massive improvements 😂
      Go Armsy!!!
      Foil's "Te Reo" was awesome too!!

    • @vincelowry2671
      @vincelowry2671 Месяц назад +40

      Not to mention as a South Islander hearing them use 'Jafa' correctly was unexpected. Just Another "Friendly" Aucklander ;)

    • @vincelowry2671
      @vincelowry2671 Месяц назад +4

      Not to mention as a South Islander hearing them use 'Jafa' correctly was unexpected. Just Another "Friendly" Aucklander ;)

    • @rdklkje13
      @rdklkje13 Месяц назад +5

      @@vincelowry2671”Friendly” 😂😂😂

    • @danilanaumov4081
      @danilanaumov4081 Месяц назад

      Interesting name!

  • @Emma_W_
    @Emma_W_ Месяц назад +541

    They only deal in absolute units! 😂

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +11

      @@Emma_W_ My favourite joke 😂😂😂

    • @CapitalisticEmu
      @CapitalisticEmu Месяц назад +12

      Er.. I didn't get this one. Explain maybe?

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +32

      @@CapitalisticEmu Because our players are built like tanks 😂

    • @tobiMelka
      @tobiMelka Месяц назад +40

      ​​@@CapitalisticEmu it's a UK slang for a well-built body 💪😅

    • @josephpadula2283
      @josephpadula2283 Месяц назад +15

      Thanks . American guy was lost .

  • @TetraDax
    @TetraDax Месяц назад +571

    I'm going to do the German thing and ruin a joke, but it's just because I enjoy that fact so much:
    Edmund Hillary was actually first on the summit, but he and Tenzing Norgay insisted they reached the summit together. It was only the Nepalese government who wanted to spread that Tenzing was first; Hillary did not object and happily let the myth spread as he really didn't care. He was off on a ten year long quest to find the Yeti (I did not make that up). Tenzing later confirmed in his autobiography that Hillary took the first steps on the summit.
    The two remained good friends for the rest of their lives, as did their families - Both Hillarys and Tenzings sons climbed Everest together in 2003.

    • @sanc9808
      @sanc9808 Месяц назад +102

      You didn't ruin it for me. It is wonderful when you hear of beauty in humanity, and people's kindness for each other. (I didn't know about the Yeti either!)

    • @alechachman9599
      @alechachman9599 Месяц назад +88

      Iirc Sir Edmund Hillary also used his influence to actually help the Local Nepalese and got things like schools built.
      Like from what I've heard, Sir Edmund Hillary just seems like a pretty solid dude

    • @deafeningoctopus
      @deafeningoctopus Месяц назад +21

      That's actually really sweet!

    • @Netherfly
      @Netherfly Месяц назад +35

      Never apologize for providing context!

    • @frostyblade8842
      @frostyblade8842 Месяц назад +18

      ​@alechachman9599 Yeah he seemed cool. My granny met him at work when she was working in London in the mid 50s and said he seemed quite nice, which was very cool

  • @concertosunpalatableopinio2905
    @concertosunpalatableopinio2905 Месяц назад +274

    "Bună, before granting you entry to Romania, you must answer these simple questions. When someone abroad asks you where are you from, what do you answer-"
    "Transylvania."
    "Da, corect. What well known monsters that have shocked and frightened the world over are romanians tired to be associated with?"
    "The Tate brothers."
    "Da, așa este."

    • @Mrs.T.Rusch25
      @Mrs.T.Rusch25 Месяц назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @pretzel2272
      @pretzel2272 Месяц назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @samiam619
      @samiam619 Месяц назад +4

      Melanoma Trump?

    • @petertaylor4980
      @petertaylor4980 Месяц назад +11

      ​@@samiam619Mrs Trump is Slovenian, not Romanian.

    • @nlpnt
      @nlpnt Месяц назад +4

      "Bună, before granting you entry to Romania, you must answer these simple questions. When someone abroad asks you where are you from, what do you answer-"
      "Transylvania."
      "Philly or Pittsburgh?"

  • @adrianwebster6923
    @adrianwebster6923 Месяц назад +85

    Only missing the 4th kind of Kiwi, Lazer Kiwi.

    • @redheadpunk
      @redheadpunk Месяц назад +9

      I'd say Laser kiwi makes it three types since the food doesn't count since it is a kiwifruit not a 'kiwi'.

    • @shiftygirl6434
      @shiftygirl6434 Месяц назад +1

      It's also our flag, we just don't know it yet

    • @HelenMarieOC
      @HelenMarieOC Месяц назад +4

      @@redheadpunk they call it a 'kiwi' overseas (i.e. everywhere but NZ)

  • @madisonthecat88
    @madisonthecat88 Месяц назад +139

    "Oh Lorde" LMAO I love it!!

    • @HelenMarieOC
      @HelenMarieOC Месяц назад +12

      Oh, duh! I have been listening to Lorde all day (Pure Heroine - still so good) and am a Kiwi and did not get that joke 😂

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Месяц назад +20

      Well that HAS to be on you

    • @HelenMarieOC
      @HelenMarieOC Месяц назад +5

      @@foilarmsandhog 100% on me. It was so subtle, hiding there in plain sight.... like a stealth joke. Well done 😏

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 Месяц назад +1

      I was lucky enough to anticipate this punchline before they said it … because Lorde is the only famous New Zealand musician I know of.

    • @HelenMarieOC
      @HelenMarieOC Месяц назад +2

      @@tobybartels8426 Perhaps that's my problem - i can think of too many. Lorde would be the last to spring to mind because i think of her as an international artist rather than a Kiwi muso now. The girl from Takapuna done good... 🙌

  • @karabenomar
    @karabenomar Месяц назад +14

    "YOUUUU SHALL NOT PASS!"
    "Seems one does not simply walk into New Zealand."
    "Correct!"

  • @MorphologicalGeek
    @MorphologicalGeek Месяц назад +162

    Your depiction of multi-cultural NZ was spot on - at least that's what I assume from the customs officials voice - sounds like he was of Australian and South African heritage :)

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Месяц назад +38

      Haha okay thats funny😂

    • @MorphologicalGeek
      @MorphologicalGeek Месяц назад +13

      @@foilarmsandhog Well, at least you've got the Irish accent down pat. Really looking forward to seeing you in Wellington!

    • @rosiesalas938
      @rosiesalas938 Месяц назад +10

      ​@foilarmsandhog hey Arms you're nearly there. You have to grit your teeth and slacken your mouth so that the vowel sounds all go to the middle of the tongue. Or should I say voll sahnds gaou tuh thuh muddle. (Your pronunciation of te reo Māori was pretty good Foil)

    • @Lizziedotdotdot
      @Lizziedotdotdot Месяц назад +4

      While the accent obviously moved around the place a lot, there were a few times he hit the nail on the head.

    • @liamwalsh4008
      @liamwalsh4008 Месяц назад +3

      True. Sounds like he was born in Johannelaide. 🇦🇺🇿🇦

  • @EmmaLiza
    @EmmaLiza Месяц назад +154

    So I was gonna make a joke like "Arms tries to do an Australian accent, becomes Kiwi; tries to do a Kiwi accent, becomes South African" but then you stole it off me at the end there! Shame on you boys! 😂

    • @IntensivePorpoise
      @IntensivePorpoise Месяц назад

      It's like they realise that if they make the joke themselves, it weakens our power...

    • @keithtorgersen9664
      @keithtorgersen9664 Месяц назад +1

      A female friend of mine is from South Africa but her voice is more husky, so it’s hard to picture that as a Kiwi accent.

  • @SandraOnCloud9
    @SandraOnCloud9 Месяц назад +148

    The South island joke made me laugh so much!😂

    • @EggsBenAddict
      @EggsBenAddict Месяц назад +8

      Man, that was so fucking real!

  • @oliverdelaney8972
    @oliverdelaney8972 Месяц назад +25

    As a kiwi from the south of the south the last joke about you guys not coming to us was reacted perfectly by arms. Also where did you jafa from?? That's gold right there, and the way arms says New Zealand is spot on I would say. All jokes are perfect. Big thumbs up from me.

  • @michaelimbesi2314
    @michaelimbesi2314 Месяц назад +19

    The Māori cooking bit was top-notch.

  • @emmmerino
    @emmmerino Месяц назад +17

    After watching you guys for many years, this video included the best joke I've heard so far.
    "They only deal in absolute units" got me so hard, I don't know when I will recover.

  • @emilys.6787
    @emilys.6787 Месяц назад +53

    Is this the day, has it finally happened. I'm not even from New Zealand and still excited. Will have to do some research to get all the jokes this time, but that's always great fun, too.
    Have a wonderful day!

  • @Tooba.Dodds.
    @Tooba.Dodds. Месяц назад +44

    Yayy! Reminds me of the top comment on moon immigration sketch
    "You went to the moon before new Zealand lads?? THE MOON!" 😂
    I'm sure this was worth the wait
    I'm gonna suggest
    Pakistan immigration sketch
    😅 since you guys already been to the moon AND New Zealand. Anything is possible!

  • @SamFAHntha
    @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +70

    Well, won't you look at that. It's finally here.
    And it is *PERFECT* 🥺
    I hyped it up for years in my head and yet somehow it's still way better than I'd ever imagined 🤣🥹🤣
    The campaign of 3+ YEARS is over... I never meant for it to be a **thing** but I think it became one!! Blaming your super fun and lovely fahns for that 😆 - And YOU 😠😑😂
    I've learned a lot from this campaign. But most of all, I've learned, to never do it, EVER, again 🤣
    It's been so much fun honestly. I think I'm actually going to miss it a bit! I hope you had fun too?
    Anyways, I guess all there is left to say now is....
    When's the next one?????? 😃

    • @sarah_jane12
      @sarah_jane12 Месяц назад +6

      Persistence paid off😊

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 Месяц назад +6

      So glad you got it, Sam!

    • @Jim.Mohammad.Everyman
      @Jim.Mohammad.Everyman Месяц назад +4

      Well done Sam

    • @XiahWolf
      @XiahWolf Месяц назад +2

      Ngā mihi on finally being able to end the campaign! 😂

    • @kedaver263
      @kedaver263 Месяц назад +6

      I was looking for your comment 😂

  • @Marzipanly
    @Marzipanly Месяц назад +29

    Ya, come on over to South Africa on your way home!
    You can come to my place for a braai. Potjie, Melktert, Koeksisters and Castle Lager. It'll be lekker!

    • @biancalawrence3178
      @biancalawrence3178 Месяц назад +1

      Totally agreed!!! And now you guys can do a South African immigration sketch.

  • @DogOfKrondor
    @DogOfKrondor Месяц назад +5

    "They only deal in absolute units" priceless!

  • @Kate-pp5nc
    @Kate-pp5nc Месяц назад +73

    This is my favourite thing you have ever done.
    Sincerely, a Kiwi coming to your Wellington show

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +8

      Ohhh how exciting. See ya there!!! It's gonna be so much fun 🤩
      First show of the tour too!!

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@SamFAHnthawishing you the usual great craic!

    • @rmpcoach
      @rmpcoach Месяц назад +6

      Disagree , love the three young monks and the party sketches more. Sincerely, a kiwi also coming to your Wellington show. Ngā mihi and also … Doom Dah!

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Месяц назад +9

      See u there!

    • @Ozzy-Cricket
      @Ozzy-Cricket Месяц назад +5

      Same. Been waiting for the NZ immigration sketch and it delivered. Chuckled at almost all of them as they were on point. Cya in Welly. Not the south island..

  • @SamFAHntha
    @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +23

    You know who else will be happy this was posted? My future rest home nurses, when I'm not rocking back and forth saying "Foil Arms and Hog still haven't posted a NZ immigration"
    Cause out of context that sounds crazy 😂
    (yes I'm back again, I can't stop watching it)

  • @Tooba.Dodds.
    @Tooba.Dodds. Месяц назад +31

    Reading the comments today has made me feel such a sense of community 😂 us and our inside joke with our favorite comedians!

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 Месяц назад +5

      Damn right. Great community happening here, but not a clique - everyone welcome!

  • @jdhart111
    @jdhart111 Месяц назад +2

    great stuff boys!!! that was gold, nailed it perfectly!!🤣😂

  • @Namelessfornow34
    @Namelessfornow34 Месяц назад +9

    Congratulations on 1 Million subscribers! Never seen people who more deserve this success.

  • @anna.popović
    @anna.popović Месяц назад +49

    This has been one of my favourite long running jokes, truly the end of an era 😂 At some point I was convinced Sam would've trained as an immigration officer to make sure to intercept you next time you flew into the country, get her immigration sketch one way or another.

    • @linam764
      @linam764 Месяц назад +2

      😂

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +18

      @@anna.popović genuinely had the family member in Auckland's airport on standby 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RobertHartleyGM
    @RobertHartleyGM Месяц назад +11

    I mean, if you're coming to Auckland anyway... You wanna come play some D&D with me and the Viva La Dirt League guys?

    • @saml193
      @saml193 Месяц назад +1

      This would be amazing!!

  • @kevinmahernz
    @kevinmahernz Месяц назад +1

    Top notch lads, as expected! Missed out on your last Brisbane show, so will be there this time!

  • @mickeysanders74
    @mickeysanders74 Месяц назад +15

    Thanks for another great immigration sketch. I know many of my fellow fans have been waiting for New Zealand.
    Just so you know. your presentation was a bright spot in my extremely stressful week. I looked forward to 12:01 am Pacific Time Thursday morning for some light hearted banter to give me an emotional uplift. I venture to say that I am not the only fan who may have had difficulties this week. I venture to say every week there is someone in your world wide fandom who is struggling and for whom you make a positive difference in 1minute and 52 seconds or thereabouts.. You are doing a lot of people a lot of good by sharing your talents. Thank you. -- Mickey

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 Месяц назад +2

      Echoing you once again, Mickey. And hoping things are getting better for you now.

    • @anna.popović
      @anna.popović Месяц назад +4

      I always enjoy reading your comments so much Mickey. Sorry to hear you've had a tough week, hope it's looking up again now!

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Месяц назад +5

      Ah mickey sorry to hear youre having a tough one. ❤

    • @mickeysanders74
      @mickeysanders74 Месяц назад

      @@foilarmsandhog Thanks. Always appreciate your responses. Look forward to seeing you all in Seattle next month.

  • @NigelMiller-lf6nr
    @NigelMiller-lf6nr Месяц назад +1

    NZ's top cuisine:
    Vogel's 'Original Mixed Grain' - Toast sliced. Toast 5 minutes min. well toasted, browned, not carbonized.
    real Butter - onto hot toast x 2. Then Vegemite [lots - thanks Aussie] on one & Marmite [heaps] on the other

  • @LegoMiniMovies
    @LegoMiniMovies Месяц назад +58

    Finally New Zealand! Been waiting for this for ages
    See you guys in February!

    • @mchparity
      @mchparity Месяц назад

      they WERE here last year.

    • @jessem98711
      @jessem98711 Месяц назад

      Call down big guy

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +2

      IT'S FINALLY HEEEEERE!!!!

    • @rosiesalas938
      @rosiesalas938 Месяц назад

      ​@@mchparityand weren't they great.

    • @lizzshields901
      @lizzshields901 Месяц назад

      Enjoy
      Your tour lads
      See u in dublin
      December 1st 🥂

  • @elizabethfreed472
    @elizabethfreed472 Месяц назад +12

    This series is my favorite thing!! It got me hooked on your comedy and now I binge and re-binge all your videos and it seriously helps my chronic pain how much I laugh! 😂

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +1

      @@elizabethfreed472 that's wonderful Elizabeth 🥹
      (the feeling better, not the pain)
      And yeah the immigrations are BRILLIANT

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Месяц назад +2

      Ah thats lovely

  • @rolytnz
    @rolytnz Месяц назад +14

    As a New Zealand, I can confirm that this is funny because it's all true. You forgot to ask them if they are carrying any fruits of vegetables though.

  • @Armadeus
    @Armadeus Месяц назад +2

    finally checked out your sketches after having heard of you guys a while back and i'm obsessed, now i'm sad i missed you guys at the edinburgh fringe
    could you consider doing a hong kong immigration one 🙏🙏 sincerely, a hongkonger who lived in glasgow for three weeks

  • @neilwood1887
    @neilwood1887 Месяц назад +25

    Come to South African soon. I would love to see your getting past South African immigration sketch.

    • @jennikomarovsky6826
      @jennikomarovsky6826 Месяц назад +1

      Just hand the bribe over and whistle. Ja well no fine.
      Sorry, I meant bonsela!

  • @JessicaEstep-iy2hb
    @JessicaEstep-iy2hb Месяц назад +1

    Good pronunciation of Aotearoa! And as far as the accent goes, good effort. Great way to hear that you are coming way down here. I never go to comedy gigs but might give yours a go

  • @deborahsmith403
    @deborahsmith403 Месяц назад +18

    I've already bought show tickets and booked airfares from Christchurch to Wellington as well as accommodation... don't you dare scare me with a joke about Christchurch tour dates! 😂

  • @EmilyE2601
    @EmilyE2601 Месяц назад +24

    Look who finally caved in! 😂 All hail the movements and protests

  • @gimmethatplease2224
    @gimmethatplease2224 Месяц назад +13

    I loved the self-own joke (is that what they call it? about the South Island. Feels like a bit of fresh air hitting the ol' immigration sketch pattern. Also: Happy 1M again! I wonder how you celebrated when there were no cameras around. 🎉

  • @Beth.H
    @Beth.H Месяц назад +2

    🤣🤣 esp the south island joke - so true

  • @sfwarhawk
    @sfwarhawk Месяц назад +21

    Unbelievable that you're not going to the south... making me splash out on flights are ya??? Bastards!! (I'm so excited for you guys to come here)

  • @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369
    @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369 Месяц назад +17

    1:03 hah, got me the most, absolute units indeed

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ Месяц назад +1

      I didn't get this joke. Could you explain?

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +1

      ​@@jelita_Our rugby players are like tanks with legs. Actually the legs might be tanks too.

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ Месяц назад

      ​@@SamFAHntha I see. Are units the slang for tanks?

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +2

      @@jelita_ Oh sorry, units are like measurements. For example feet and metres are units of length.
      And then also, calling someone an absolute unit is slang for calling them big and strong, or really good at what they do.
      So it's a pun. And a gold one at that 😂

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ Месяц назад +1

      @@SamFAHntha That's all right. Thanks for your detailed explanations. Yes, it's a great pun :)

  • @jennyormrod2288
    @jennyormrod2288 Месяц назад +8

    Once again these immigration sketches just make me want to go on holiday! Although that could also just be the copious amounts of rain that's happening at the moment!
    Great sketch lads! It's great you've finally got to New Zealand!

  • @twostep1953
    @twostep1953 Месяц назад +1

    "whine / wine" Y'all almost made me spit out my water all over my key-board!

  • @rad4924
    @rad4924 Месяц назад +148

    I actually work as a New Zealand immigration officer and I can confirm that I don't ask any of these questions because my job is actually really boring.
    Not a bad attempt at the accent though, although you did sound a bit South African at times.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Месяц назад +55

      Haha ill take that. Hard to maintain over 90 seconds

    • @georgie698
      @georgie698 Месяц назад +32

      @@rad4924 that’s because half of South Africa lives in New Zealand on the north shore

    • @IntensivePorpoise
      @IntensivePorpoise Месяц назад +1

      @@foilarmsandhog can't believe you're complaining about maintaining the accent for 90 seconds when they all keep it up their whole lives.

    • @yuaelt
      @yuaelt Месяц назад +10

      I know you can't, but wouldn't it be awesome if you actually could ask such questions...

    • @michellebyrom6551
      @michellebyrom6551 Месяц назад +10

      You could throw in the odd one for a fun welcome as you process the boring standard stuff. If they don't have a sense of humour, you really don't want them, do you?

  • @ricardamariabetzing1580
    @ricardamariabetzing1580 Месяц назад +1

    Wonderful!!! The other day I wished for more immigration skits - and there you are 😊 Thanks so much, guys!!!

  • @OzgurNevres
    @OzgurNevres Месяц назад +7

    Name one of its talented artists -> I screamed "Flight of the conchords"

    • @theillytellez3761
      @theillytellez3761 25 дней назад

      Sounds like you're an ofmd fan to me xD

    • @OzgurNevres
      @OzgurNevres 25 дней назад

      @@theillytellez3761 what is ofmd?

  • @llamafromspace
    @llamafromspace Месяц назад +1

    Wow you nailed this. Great work. Im excited for your visit

  • @nvsv_wintersport
    @nvsv_wintersport Месяц назад +3

    This will certainly help when I arrive at the end of this month!

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад

      Welcome!!! 😃❤️

  • @Rodwin1980
    @Rodwin1980 Месяц назад +1

    Nailed it lads!! Well done!! Please do South Africa next 🙏🏼

  • @Croz89
    @Croz89 Месяц назад +9

    And here's me thinking the biggest underground movement in New Zealand was the TBM digging the City Rail Link in Auckland.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Месяц назад +2

      Good answer tbf

    • @Croz89
      @Croz89 Месяц назад

      ​@@foilarmsandhogThanks! Though I am curious to try Maori cooking, never had it whenever I've visited...

  • @ahorrell
    @ahorrell Месяц назад +1

    that "famous kiwi whine" joke is a doozy. You got us good! hahaha

  • @Lesliekentyoutubeuser
    @Lesliekentyoutubeuser Месяц назад +10

    This was long awaited one. Good job boys

  • @cheerfulcharlie9916
    @cheerfulcharlie9916 Месяц назад +11

    I love every single second of this!!!!! Absolutely perfect!!!! (Well it would be if you came to the blimmin South Island! 😜😂 My heart was starting to race that you were about to announce a Christchurch gig - never mind, will still be great to see you amongst the Jafas and Wellywooders 😆)

    • @meganfoster8838
      @meganfoster8838 Месяц назад

      I was hoping for the same thing, except I was waiting to hear if it would be Christchurch, Dunedin or Queenstown.

  • @heatherheron-speirs8727
    @heatherheron-speirs8727 Месяц назад +2

    You did an amazing job of picking out some iconic Kiwi topics and answers. Sweet as, and kia ora!

  • @KellyMonk156
    @KellyMonk156 Месяц назад +2

    Well done, we love you guys, from Aotearoa

  • @ananyachatterjee197
    @ananyachatterjee197 Месяц назад +13

    Well this was worth all the wait and protests 🔥

    • @soph.megfahn
      @soph.megfahn Месяц назад +1

      The campaign has been worth it! 🎉

    • @ananyachatterjee197
      @ananyachatterjee197 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@soph.megfahnWe bullied them to make it 😂

  • @anonymous_selkie
    @anonymous_selkie Месяц назад +1

    How fitting that you had Foil answer the fish question... chocolate fish are the only fish he'd be willing to eat! 😜

  • @rebekahearly1144
    @rebekahearly1144 Месяц назад +143

    Did you just flap to indicate a flightless bird? 😂

    • @linam764
      @linam764 Месяц назад +24

      And it worked 😂

    • @earthling123
      @earthling123 Месяц назад +3

      The other is the fruit right? Whats the other one?

    • @theduck2970
      @theduck2970 Месяц назад +12

      @@earthling123 The human Kiwi.

    • @earthling123
      @earthling123 Месяц назад +6

      @@theduck2970 Human? Like people australia are called australian? New zealander are called kiwi?

    • @theduck2970
      @theduck2970 Месяц назад +18

      @@earthling123 Yep, Australians are called Aussies. New Zealanders are called Kiwis.

  • @Betta66
    @Betta66 Месяц назад +2

    “Oh Lorde”
    Perfect. No notes

  • @privateprivate8244
    @privateprivate8244 Месяц назад +3

    An honest attempt at the accent (though I think the immigration officer did a bit of his formative years in Sydney) the use of idiom was great. To be that sort of a parochial South Islander he would have had a distinctive regional accent. Good fun they all worked for this kiwi and got a chuckle. Daughter is a die hard fan and going to the show.

  • @Zehragkmn
    @Zehragkmn Месяц назад +5

    Guys i am so happy for your 1 million subs🎉 i have been following you for two years and i am so proud of you ❤ you guys helped me so so sooo much when i feel really terrible, you guys always be here for cheering me up. i hope you the best. thanks for everything ❤❤
    -fromfifteenyearoldfan-
    (if there are any mistakes in this comment i am sorry, my first language is not English:) )

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +1

      (btw your English is very good!!)

    • @Zehragkmn
      @Zehragkmn Месяц назад +1

      @@SamFAHntha thank you so much! i am very happy to hear that, you made my day ☺️

    • @fmcm7715
      @fmcm7715 Месяц назад

      Are you French?

    • @Zehragkmn
      @Zehragkmn Месяц назад

      @@fmcm7715 no i am Turkish

  • @SamFAHntha
    @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +27

    Wait a minute... oh no, this means I'm losing my *one* joke 😂

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 Месяц назад +4

      You did it to yourself, babe. 😂

    • @philomena_def-not-malcolm
      @philomena_def-not-malcolm Месяц назад +2

      Oh no, and knowing you you'll never find one again... 😳🥺🥹😉😂🤣🥰

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +3

      @@philomena_def-not-malcolm This is the end for me. I'm retiring early 😂

    • @CaramelHopelesslyObsessed75
      @CaramelHopelesslyObsessed75 Месяц назад +1

      YES SH*T 😂

    • @philomena_def-not-malcolm
      @philomena_def-not-malcolm Месяц назад +2

      ​@@SamFAHnthaNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @nolamullen1889
    @nolamullen1889 Месяц назад +1

    "They only deal in absolute units" 😂😂

  • @Randomness-sf1pd
    @Randomness-sf1pd Месяц назад +4

    I've been waiting for this sketch (as a kiwi) for so long, and it absolutely delivered. Can't believe we are finally on the map! :)

  • @Steffibear267
    @Steffibear267 Месяц назад +5

    Ah another Thursday, another immigration sketch. Nice one! Finally responding to the pressure! Congrats on the million subscribers - well deserved, love your stuff. 🎉

  • @pieterslabber7324
    @pieterslabber7324 Месяц назад +6

    You got the ''r'' sound in the afrikaans accent spot on👍
    ❤from South Africa

  • @laurafowlie3028
    @laurafowlie3028 Месяц назад +2

    This is brilliant! As a kiwi I have been hoping for a NZ sketch!

  • @HelenMarieOC
    @HelenMarieOC Месяц назад +2

    Aahaaahaahaa 😂 I was not expecting this! EVER! Thought NZ Immigration would defeat you but you nailed it. Aside from the accent, Arms, but points for trying... 😏Pronunciation of Te Reo words was pretty 👍👌tho. Ka pai!!
    Chocolate fish got me... and the Lorde joke completely flew over my head despite listening to Pure Heroine on repeat today (hasn't aged a bit). Oh! LORDE! 🤦🏻‍♀🙄
    More sad for you that you aren't going to Te Wai Pounamu - you are missing out! Next time... 🤩

  • @kittyj55
    @kittyj55 Месяц назад +4

    Name a famous New Zealand and Australian wine.
    That Foil Arms and Hog re-use the same jokes about us.
    😉🤣

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +1

      Hahaha it was a CALLBACK EXCUSE YOU 🤣

    • @kittyj55
      @kittyj55 Месяц назад +1

      @@SamFAHntha Oh, sorry! 🤣🤣🤣 Using the same accent must be a callback, too. 😉🤣

  • @IWantAFunnyUsername
    @IWantAFunnyUsername Месяц назад +4

    Oh, NZ... that's where my other favourite YT channel is from (Viva la Dirt League). My brain has just created a 'mashup' (Foil-Alan, Arms-Rowan, Hog-Adam), and scenes like Mrs. Flanagan going to Techtown with Oisín, or a Getting past Azerim immigration sketch... I know it will probably never happen, but one can dream 😂

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +1

      Arms promised me he'd message them next time they were coming back here. But honestly it doesn't look like they're going to be able to fit anything more in, so don't get your hopes up. I'm just saying that they definitely **want** to ❤️

    • @IWantAFunnyUsername
      @IWantAFunnyUsername Месяц назад +2

      @@SamFAHntha Oh, I didn't know that, it's great to know that at least they've been thinking about it! thanks for the info 😁

    • @JHN12x12
      @JHN12x12 Месяц назад

      "getting past Azerim immigration" 🤣🤣🤣
      who would be the official, Baradun or Bodger?
      (probably Greg, honestly)

  • @iatsd
    @iatsd Месяц назад +3

    The accent couldn't decide which side of the Tasman it wanted to land on, could it?

  • @anneliesvantwesteinde7613
    @anneliesvantwesteinde7613 Месяц назад +6

    I love New Zealand, spent a month there as a tourist once. It is sooooo beautiful! And the people are wonderful, apart from the ones that put up their middle finger at you if you don't drive fast enough according to their opinion, but hey nobody is perfect.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Месяц назад +1

      Haha theres a story there

    • @rdklkje13
      @rdklkje13 Месяц назад +1

      @@foilarmsandhogMan, I was in the mountains for the first time, entering the West Coast soon after I got my license.
      Two such jerks almost caused crashes by overtaking me just before a bend rather than wait for the next passing bay.
      So they don’t just do this to tourists, although I guess those stories are funnier.
      Mind you, given the number of road incidents caused by tourists driving on the wrong side of the road and such this is a bit of a delicate topic 🙃

  • @meganfoster8838
    @meganfoster8838 Месяц назад +1

    Yes, you should be coming to the South Island! Loved this. Might have to get over the ditch for your show.

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад

      Okay yes I'm ridiculously biased but I also wouldn't lie to you 😂❤️

  • @SherlockedStorytellr
    @SherlockedStorytellr Месяц назад +3

    Hahaha the South Island 😂😅 love it when you poke fun at yourselves.

  • @dougsaunders8109
    @dougsaunders8109 Месяц назад +1

    ‘Absolute units’ is a great line. Rugby and science

  • @Emma_W_
    @Emma_W_ Месяц назад +6

    Hog's moustache didn't make it through customs 😔 'What's that on your face?'

  • @lademoisette
    @lademoisette Месяц назад +1

    Love you guys! Saw your last tour in Auckland, and absolutely loved it (we appreciated the Vogels shoutout especially) ❤ accent is almost there, just swap some of the t’s for d’s and hardly move your lips and she’ll be right

  • @BohemianBurlesqueCZ
    @BohemianBurlesqueCZ Месяц назад +2

    Me as a honorary Kiwi with my Kiwi man we had a good laugh. He said your accent sounds like an Ozzie pretending to be a Kiwi. It is one of the hardest to fake even for trained actors.
    Great sketch.

  • @annedunstan1171
    @annedunstan1171 День назад +1

    Can’t wait to see you in Melbourne!!!!

  • @katiesmith9482
    @katiesmith9482 Месяц назад +19

    I never thought I'd see this day 😮 What next, you finally release that album? 😂

    • @Ensign_Roque
      @Ensign_Roque Месяц назад +5

      Yeah, still waiting on that one 😄

    • @philomena_def-not-malcolm
      @philomena_def-not-malcolm Месяц назад +4

      It's not March though...

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@philomena_def-not-malcolm it never is.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  Месяц назад +7

      March

    • @katiesmith9482
      @katiesmith9482 Месяц назад +5

      @@foilarmsandhog Always and forever March. It's good to know some things remain constant in this crazy old world 😉

  • @hamishjam46
    @hamishjam46 Месяц назад +1

    I'm in Wellington, love you guys. Definitely coming next year. Hilarious videos.

  • @juliah03
    @juliah03 Месяц назад +16

    Finally!!! Sam must be very happy😊😊

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +5

      @@juliah03 Sam's heart rate monitor hasn't stopped flatlining for 22 minutes now

    • @Ensign_Roque
      @Ensign_Roque Месяц назад +3

      😱 who's writing in the comments then?

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +3

      @@Ensign_Roque 👻

  • @wanderall2712
    @wanderall2712 Месяц назад +2

    The Kiwi 🥝, kiwi 🐦, and kiwi 👱 joke was solid 🤣🤣

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад

      It seems like it'd be confusing but the only time I've ever wondered which one someone was talking about, was when I was talking to someone from another country 😂

  • @lauvo9299
    @lauvo9299 Месяц назад +3

    I can’t believe you finally did it! I was starting to think it’d never happen.

  • @kelleylea5
    @kelleylea5 Месяц назад +2

    Congratulations on 1 million subscribers ❤

  • @lukeconnolly5709
    @lukeconnolly5709 Месяц назад +3

    Funny sketch lads 😂
    Can't wait for Skittish on 1 December in Vicar Street, Dublin!

  • @daniellevantol457
    @daniellevantol457 Месяц назад +2

    Loved watching this video! 😅 I was lucky enough to go there for two months on a Holliday and travel around! Such a beautiful place. And i agree, go to the South!😄

  • @tilliebops
    @tilliebops Месяц назад +9

    the power of sammich

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +1

      I couldn't have coped with ya 😭

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +1

      @@tilliebops *WITHOUT!!! omg I'm so glad I scrolled past this 🤣❤️❤️❤️

    • @caitrionaobrien4707
      @caitrionaobrien4707 Месяц назад +1

      The day has finally arrived 🥲

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 Месяц назад +1

    Lived in NZ for a year and a half. Good job on the EXCINT Arms!

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +1

      WHY DID YOU LEAVE, GET BACK HERE

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 Месяц назад

      @@SamFAHntha went to Sydney for 3 1/2 years then my visa ran out. Not interested in NZ under Horseface Cindy!

  • @tarrani
    @tarrani Месяц назад +12

    They finally did it!!!!!!

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад +1

      @@tarrani THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 Месяц назад

      ​@@SamFAHnthaEvery day is Christmas Day! You have an inordinate number of Best Days Ever, Sam!

  • @hikosaemon
    @hikosaemon Месяц назад +1

    Got the whole whanau in to watch when I saw this was on. Nice job bros

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha Месяц назад

      Brilliant! That's fun (and lovely) to imagine

  • @ananyachatterjee197
    @ananyachatterjee197 Месяц назад +9

    Quick, People, submit your country application so that we can bully them to make an immigration sketch 😂

    • @IntensivePorpoise
      @IntensivePorpoise Месяц назад +2

      I had a similar thought. Who wants to be the next recipient of the full might of the fahndom campaigning?

    • @sarah_jane12
      @sarah_jane12 Месяц назад +5

      Before granting you an immigration sketch..you must answer these simple questions😊

  • @AnnaliseH-gf1oj
    @AnnaliseH-gf1oj Месяц назад +1

    FINALLY!!! I’ve only been waiting years for you to do New Zealand!

  • @nataliecochrane1111
    @nataliecochrane1111 Месяц назад +3

    I clicked on this so fast!!! Yay for finally doing NZ immigration, some great gags in there! And yes, South Island please and thank you! 😂

  • @noiJadisCailleach
    @noiJadisCailleach Месяц назад +1

    Woooooooooooo! Congrats on the 1M subs!
    Well deserved and more!!!