Getting Past New Zealand Immigration

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @avolto4822
    @avolto4822 19 дней назад +720

    For common New Zealand whine we would have also accepted being left off of world maps.

    • @timbuktu8069
      @timbuktu8069 19 дней назад +28

      That's a positive. "THEY" can't find you.

    • @landkmarjoram6163
      @landkmarjoram6163 19 дней назад +5

      That's Google Maps for you, New Zealand? What? Where? Huh?

    • @angeladawn805
      @angeladawn805 19 дней назад +9

      Shhuuuush! Don't tell them about us!!!

    • @nikkster01
      @nikkster01 18 дней назад

      or Sav Blanket

    • @curtisnixon5313
      @curtisnixon5313 18 дней назад +1

      Yeah like in 'Mars Attacks"

  • @ACEM1306
    @ACEM1306 20 дней назад +1156

    That's so meta to call yourselves out for a lack of South island dates 😂

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  20 дней назад +237

      Had to head off the slagging

    • @lostaris
      @lostaris 19 дней назад +37

      ​@@foilarmsandhog I might have gone to see you guys had you come down south.

    • @AgiHammerthief
      @AgiHammerthief 19 дней назад +16

      the south island has an international airport?

    • @nicolas2419
      @nicolas2419 19 дней назад +16

      It is strange that they have North Island dates.... when you know that NZ doesn't exist! This country is not in my map! :D

    • @rosirlam7400
      @rosirlam7400 19 дней назад +8

      And not coming to South Africa 😅
      Pleeeez come to South Africa soon!

  • @28512
    @28512 20 дней назад +600

    One million subscribers and a New Zealand Immigration sketch. You lads are kicking goals! Loved the wine/whine joke.

    • @LunaStic10
      @LunaStic10 20 дней назад +5

      Nope, not Finland😞. But brilliant again.

    • @28512
      @28512 20 дней назад +15

      @LunaStic10 well they've done this one so maybe time for a Finland Immigration sketch Campaign?

    • @Mrs.T.Rusch25
      @Mrs.T.Rusch25 20 дней назад +10

      I love the "kiwi, kiwi, kiwi" joke 😂

    • @LunaStic10
      @LunaStic10 19 дней назад +3

      @@28512 Oh yes, we must think something soon, or otherwise when I'm in the retirement home someday my grandchildren would come running to tell me "They have finally done it!!" and I would die in peace.

  • @Emma_W_
    @Emma_W_ 20 дней назад +518

    They only deal in absolute units! 😂

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 20 дней назад +11

      @@Emma_W_ My favourite joke 😂😂😂

    • @CapitalisticEmu
      @CapitalisticEmu 20 дней назад +12

      Er.. I didn't get this one. Explain maybe?

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 20 дней назад +31

      @@CapitalisticEmu Because our players are built like tanks 😂

    • @tobiMelka
      @tobiMelka 20 дней назад +40

      ​​@@CapitalisticEmu it's a UK slang for a well-built body 💪😅

    • @josephpadula2283
      @josephpadula2283 20 дней назад +14

      Thanks . American guy was lost .

  • @vincelowry2671
    @vincelowry2671 20 дней назад +611

    As a New Zealander (Kiwi) hearing him say Aoetaroa won me over straight away, you've clearly done your homework. GREAT WORK LADS!!!

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 20 дней назад +42

      @@vincelowry2671 I was genuinely impressed!!! I heard him say it last year in Auckland and... Let's just say he's made massive improvements 😂
      Go Armsy!!!
      Foil's "Te Reo" was awesome too!!

    • @vincelowry2671
      @vincelowry2671 19 дней назад +40

      Not to mention as a South Islander hearing them use 'Jafa' correctly was unexpected. Just Another "Friendly" Aucklander ;)

    • @vincelowry2671
      @vincelowry2671 19 дней назад +4

      Not to mention as a South Islander hearing them use 'Jafa' correctly was unexpected. Just Another "Friendly" Aucklander ;)

    • @rdklkje13
      @rdklkje13 19 дней назад +5

      @@vincelowry2671”Friendly” 😂😂😂

    • @danilanaumov4081
      @danilanaumov4081 17 дней назад

      Interesting name!

  • @dahlia_canton
    @dahlia_canton 19 дней назад +97

    As a Kiwi I am cringing, wincing, outraged and howling with laughter.

  • @DoriZuza
    @DoriZuza 20 дней назад +414

    “Close enough” 😄

  • @madisonthecat88
    @madisonthecat88 20 дней назад +133

    "Oh Lorde" LMAO I love it!!

    • @HelenMarieOC
      @HelenMarieOC 20 дней назад +12

      Oh, duh! I have been listening to Lorde all day (Pure Heroine - still so good) and am a Kiwi and did not get that joke 😂

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  19 дней назад +20

      Well that HAS to be on you

    • @HelenMarieOC
      @HelenMarieOC 19 дней назад +5

      @@foilarmsandhog 100% on me. It was so subtle, hiding there in plain sight.... like a stealth joke. Well done 😏

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 19 дней назад +1

      I was lucky enough to anticipate this punchline before they said it … because Lorde is the only famous New Zealand musician I know of.

    • @HelenMarieOC
      @HelenMarieOC 19 дней назад +2

      @@tobybartels8426 Perhaps that's my problem - i can think of too many. Lorde would be the last to spring to mind because i think of her as an international artist rather than a Kiwi muso now. The girl from Takapuna done good... 🙌

  • @ButtercupRose
    @ButtercupRose 20 дней назад +222

    As a kiwi this was funny af! As a person from the south island that joke was top notch!

  • @TetraDax
    @TetraDax 19 дней назад +549

    I'm going to do the German thing and ruin a joke, but it's just because I enjoy that fact so much:
    Edmund Hillary was actually first on the summit, but he and Tenzing Norgay insisted they reached the summit together. It was only the Nepalese government who wanted to spread that Tenzing was first; Hillary did not object and happily let the myth spread as he really didn't care. He was off on a ten year long quest to find the Yeti (I did not make that up). Tenzing later confirmed in his autobiography that Hillary took the first steps on the summit.
    The two remained good friends for the rest of their lives, as did their families - Both Hillarys and Tenzings sons climbed Everest together in 2003.

    • @sanc9808
      @sanc9808 19 дней назад +101

      You didn't ruin it for me. It is wonderful when you hear of beauty in humanity, and people's kindness for each other. (I didn't know about the Yeti either!)

    • @alechachman9599
      @alechachman9599 19 дней назад +85

      Iirc Sir Edmund Hillary also used his influence to actually help the Local Nepalese and got things like schools built.
      Like from what I've heard, Sir Edmund Hillary just seems like a pretty solid dude

    • @deafeningoctopus
      @deafeningoctopus 19 дней назад +20

      That's actually really sweet!

    • @Netherfly
      @Netherfly 19 дней назад +35

      Never apologize for providing context!

    • @frostyblade8842
      @frostyblade8842 19 дней назад +17

      ​@alechachman9599 Yeah he seemed cool. My granny met him at work when she was working in London in the mid 50s and said he seemed quite nice, which was very cool

  • @SandraOnCloud9
    @SandraOnCloud9 20 дней назад +147

    The South island joke made me laugh so much!😂

    • @EggsBenAddict
      @EggsBenAddict 20 дней назад +8

      Man, that was so fucking real!

  • @concertosunpalatableopinio2905
    @concertosunpalatableopinio2905 20 дней назад +267

    "Bună, before granting you entry to Romania, you must answer these simple questions. When someone abroad asks you where are you from, what do you answer-"
    "Transylvania."
    "Da, corect. What well known monsters that have shocked and frightened the world over are romanians tired to be associated with?"
    "The Tate brothers."
    "Da, așa este."

    • @Mrs.T.Rusch25
      @Mrs.T.Rusch25 20 дней назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @pretzel2272
      @pretzel2272 19 дней назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @samiam619
      @samiam619 19 дней назад +4

      Melanoma Trump?

    • @petertaylor4980
      @petertaylor4980 19 дней назад +10

      ​@@samiam619Mrs Trump is Slovenian, not Romanian.

    • @nlpnt
      @nlpnt 19 дней назад +4

      "Bună, before granting you entry to Romania, you must answer these simple questions. When someone abroad asks you where are you from, what do you answer-"
      "Transylvania."
      "Philly or Pittsburgh?"

  • @adrianwebster6923
    @adrianwebster6923 19 дней назад +78

    Only missing the 4th kind of Kiwi, Lazer Kiwi.

    • @redheadpunk
      @redheadpunk 18 дней назад +9

      I'd say Laser kiwi makes it three types since the food doesn't count since it is a kiwifruit not a 'kiwi'.

    • @shiftygirl6434
      @shiftygirl6434 16 дней назад +1

      It's also our flag, we just don't know it yet

    • @HelenMarieOC
      @HelenMarieOC 15 дней назад +3

      @@redheadpunk they call it a 'kiwi' overseas (i.e. everywhere but NZ)

  • @EmmaLiza
    @EmmaLiza 20 дней назад +152

    So I was gonna make a joke like "Arms tries to do an Australian accent, becomes Kiwi; tries to do a Kiwi accent, becomes South African" but then you stole it off me at the end there! Shame on you boys! 😂

    • @IntensivePorpoise
      @IntensivePorpoise 20 дней назад

      It's like they realise that if they make the joke themselves, it weakens our power...

    • @keithtorgersen9664
      @keithtorgersen9664 17 дней назад +1

      A female friend of mine is from South Africa but her voice is more husky, so it’s hard to picture that as a Kiwi accent.

  • @MorphologicalGeek
    @MorphologicalGeek 20 дней назад +158

    Your depiction of multi-cultural NZ was spot on - at least that's what I assume from the customs officials voice - sounds like he was of Australian and South African heritage :)

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  20 дней назад +36

      Haha okay thats funny😂

    • @MorphologicalGeek
      @MorphologicalGeek 19 дней назад +13

      @@foilarmsandhog Well, at least you've got the Irish accent down pat. Really looking forward to seeing you in Wellington!

    • @rosiesalas938
      @rosiesalas938 19 дней назад +10

      ​@foilarmsandhog hey Arms you're nearly there. You have to grit your teeth and slacken your mouth so that the vowel sounds all go to the middle of the tongue. Or should I say voll sahnds gaou tuh thuh muddle. (Your pronunciation of te reo Māori was pretty good Foil)

    • @lizziejohnson5084
      @lizziejohnson5084 17 дней назад +4

      While the accent obviously moved around the place a lot, there were a few times he hit the nail on the head.

    • @liamwalsh4008
      @liamwalsh4008 12 дней назад +2

      True. Sounds like he was born in Johannelaide. 🇦🇺🇿🇦

  • @michaelimbesi2314
    @michaelimbesi2314 19 дней назад +17

    The Māori cooking bit was top-notch.

  • @SamFAHntha
    @SamFAHntha 15 дней назад +23

    You know who else will be happy this was posted? My future rest home nurses, when I'm not rocking back and forth saying "Foil Arms and Hog still haven't posted a NZ immigration"
    Cause out of context that sounds crazy 😂
    (yes I'm back again, I can't stop watching it)

  • @Kate-pp5nc
    @Kate-pp5nc 20 дней назад +73

    This is my favourite thing you have ever done.
    Sincerely, a Kiwi coming to your Wellington show

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 20 дней назад +8

      Ohhh how exciting. See ya there!!! It's gonna be so much fun 🤩
      First show of the tour too!!

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 20 дней назад +4

      ​@@SamFAHnthawishing you the usual great craic!

    • @rmpcoach
      @rmpcoach 20 дней назад +6

      Disagree , love the three young monks and the party sketches more. Sincerely, a kiwi also coming to your Wellington show. Ngā mihi and also … Doom Dah!

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  20 дней назад +9

      See u there!

    • @Ozzy-Cricket
      @Ozzy-Cricket 20 дней назад +5

      Same. Been waiting for the NZ immigration sketch and it delivered. Chuckled at almost all of them as they were on point. Cya in Welly. Not the south island..

  • @oliverdelaney8972
    @oliverdelaney8972 20 дней назад +21

    As a kiwi from the south of the south the last joke about you guys not coming to us was reacted perfectly by arms. Also where did you jafa from?? That's gold right there, and the way arms says New Zealand is spot on I would say. All jokes are perfect. Big thumbs up from me.

  • @karabenomar
    @karabenomar 14 дней назад +4

    "YOUUUU SHALL NOT PASS!"
    "Seems one does not simply walk into New Zealand."
    "Correct!"

  • @emmmerino
    @emmmerino 19 дней назад +17

    After watching you guys for many years, this video included the best joke I've heard so far.
    "They only deal in absolute units" got me so hard, I don't know when I will recover.

  • @anna.popović
    @anna.popović 20 дней назад +49

    This has been one of my favourite long running jokes, truly the end of an era 😂 At some point I was convinced Sam would've trained as an immigration officer to make sure to intercept you next time you flew into the country, get her immigration sketch one way or another.

    • @linam764
      @linam764 20 дней назад +2

      😂

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 20 дней назад +18

      @@anna.popović genuinely had the family member in Auckland's airport on standby 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tooba.Dodds.
    @Tooba.Dodds. 20 дней назад +43

    Yayy! Reminds me of the top comment on moon immigration sketch
    "You went to the moon before new Zealand lads?? THE MOON!" 😂
    I'm sure this was worth the wait
    I'm gonna suggest
    Pakistan immigration sketch
    😅 since you guys already been to the moon AND New Zealand. Anything is possible!

  • @SamFAHntha
    @SamFAHntha 20 дней назад +70

    Well, won't you look at that. It's finally here.
    And it is *PERFECT* 🥺
    I hyped it up for years in my head and yet somehow it's still way better than I'd ever imagined 🤣🥹🤣
    The campaign of 3+ YEARS is over... I never meant for it to be a **thing** but I think it became one!! Blaming your super fun and lovely fahns for that 😆 - And YOU 😠😑😂
    I've learned a lot from this campaign. But most of all, I've learned, to never do it, EVER, again 🤣
    It's been so much fun honestly. I think I'm actually going to miss it a bit! I hope you had fun too?
    Anyways, I guess all there is left to say now is....
    When's the next one?????? 😃

    • @sarah_jane12
      @sarah_jane12 20 дней назад +6

      Persistence paid off😊

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 20 дней назад +6

      So glad you got it, Sam!

    • @Jim.Mohammad.Everyman
      @Jim.Mohammad.Everyman 20 дней назад +4

      Well done Sam

    • @XiahWolf
      @XiahWolf 20 дней назад +2

      Ngā mihi on finally being able to end the campaign! 😂

    • @kedaver263
      @kedaver263 20 дней назад +6

      I was looking for your comment 😂

  • @RobertHartleyGM
    @RobertHartleyGM 13 дней назад +9

    I mean, if you're coming to Auckland anyway... You wanna come play some D&D with me and the Viva La Dirt League guys?

    • @saml193
      @saml193 4 дня назад +1

      This would be amazing!!

  • @emilys.6787
    @emilys.6787 20 дней назад +53

    Is this the day, has it finally happened. I'm not even from New Zealand and still excited. Will have to do some research to get all the jokes this time, but that's always great fun, too.
    Have a wonderful day!

  • @LegoMiniMovies
    @LegoMiniMovies 20 дней назад +58

    Finally New Zealand! Been waiting for this for ages
    See you guys in February!

    • @mchparity
      @mchparity 20 дней назад

      they WERE here last year.

    • @jessem98711
      @jessem98711 20 дней назад

      Call down big guy

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 20 дней назад +2

      IT'S FINALLY HEEEEERE!!!!

    • @rosiesalas938
      @rosiesalas938 19 дней назад

      ​@@mchparityand weren't they great.

    • @lizzshields901
      @lizzshields901 7 дней назад

      Enjoy
      Your tour lads
      See u in dublin
      December 1st 🥂

  • @Marzipanly
    @Marzipanly 20 дней назад +29

    Ya, come on over to South Africa on your way home!
    You can come to my place for a braai. Potjie, Melktert, Koeksisters and Castle Lager. It'll be lekker!

    • @biancalawrence3178
      @biancalawrence3178 17 дней назад +1

      Totally agreed!!! And now you guys can do a South African immigration sketch.

  • @Namelessfornow34
    @Namelessfornow34 19 дней назад +7

    Congratulations on 1 Million subscribers! Never seen people who more deserve this success.

  • @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369
    @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369 19 дней назад +17

    1:03 hah, got me the most, absolute units indeed

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 19 дней назад +1

      I didn't get this joke. Could you explain?

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 19 дней назад +1

      ​@@jelita_Our rugby players are like tanks with legs. Actually the legs might be tanks too.

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 19 дней назад

      ​@@SamFAHntha I see. Are units the slang for tanks?

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 19 дней назад +2

      @@jelita_ Oh sorry, units are like measurements. For example feet and metres are units of length.
      And then also, calling someone an absolute unit is slang for calling them big and strong, or really good at what they do.
      So it's a pun. And a gold one at that 😂

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 19 дней назад +1

      @@SamFAHntha That's all right. Thanks for your detailed explanations. Yes, it's a great pun :)

  • @Tooba.Dodds.
    @Tooba.Dodds. 20 дней назад +31

    Reading the comments today has made me feel such a sense of community 😂 us and our inside joke with our favorite comedians!

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 20 дней назад +5

      Damn right. Great community happening here, but not a clique - everyone welcome!

  • @EmilyE2601
    @EmilyE2601 20 дней назад +24

    Look who finally caved in! 😂 All hail the movements and protests

  • @DogOfKrondor
    @DogOfKrondor 16 дней назад +4

    "They only deal in absolute units" priceless!

  • @jdhart111
    @jdhart111 15 дней назад +2

    great stuff boys!!! that was gold, nailed it perfectly!!🤣😂

  • @rolytnz
    @rolytnz 19 дней назад +14

    As a New Zealand, I can confirm that this is funny because it's all true. You forgot to ask them if they are carrying any fruits of vegetables though.

  • @mickeysanders74
    @mickeysanders74 20 дней назад +15

    Thanks for another great immigration sketch. I know many of my fellow fans have been waiting for New Zealand.
    Just so you know. your presentation was a bright spot in my extremely stressful week. I looked forward to 12:01 am Pacific Time Thursday morning for some light hearted banter to give me an emotional uplift. I venture to say that I am not the only fan who may have had difficulties this week. I venture to say every week there is someone in your world wide fandom who is struggling and for whom you make a positive difference in 1minute and 52 seconds or thereabouts.. You are doing a lot of people a lot of good by sharing your talents. Thank you. -- Mickey

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 20 дней назад +2

      Echoing you once again, Mickey. And hoping things are getting better for you now.

    • @anna.popović
      @anna.popović 20 дней назад +4

      I always enjoy reading your comments so much Mickey. Sorry to hear you've had a tough week, hope it's looking up again now!

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  20 дней назад +5

      Ah mickey sorry to hear youre having a tough one. ❤

    • @mickeysanders74
      @mickeysanders74 19 дней назад

      @@foilarmsandhog Thanks. Always appreciate your responses. Look forward to seeing you all in Seattle next month.

  • @elizabethfreed472
    @elizabethfreed472 20 дней назад +12

    This series is my favorite thing!! It got me hooked on your comedy and now I binge and re-binge all your videos and it seriously helps my chronic pain how much I laugh! 😂

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 20 дней назад +1

      @@elizabethfreed472 that's wonderful Elizabeth 🥹
      (the feeling better, not the pain)
      And yeah the immigrations are BRILLIANT

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  20 дней назад +2

      Ah thats lovely

  • @sfwarhawk
    @sfwarhawk 20 дней назад +21

    Unbelievable that you're not going to the south... making me splash out on flights are ya??? Bastards!! (I'm so excited for you guys to come here)

  • @rad4924
    @rad4924 20 дней назад +147

    I actually work as a New Zealand immigration officer and I can confirm that I don't ask any of these questions because my job is actually really boring.
    Not a bad attempt at the accent though, although you did sound a bit South African at times.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  20 дней назад +54

      Haha ill take that. Hard to maintain over 90 seconds

    • @georgie698
      @georgie698 20 дней назад +31

      @@rad4924 that’s because half of South Africa lives in New Zealand on the north shore

    • @IntensivePorpoise
      @IntensivePorpoise 19 дней назад +1

      @@foilarmsandhog can't believe you're complaining about maintaining the accent for 90 seconds when they all keep it up their whole lives.

    • @yuaelt
      @yuaelt 19 дней назад +10

      I know you can't, but wouldn't it be awesome if you actually could ask such questions...

    • @michellebyrom6551
      @michellebyrom6551 19 дней назад +10

      You could throw in the odd one for a fun welcome as you process the boring standard stuff. If they don't have a sense of humour, you really don't want them, do you?

  • @rebekahearly1144
    @rebekahearly1144 20 дней назад +142

    Did you just flap to indicate a flightless bird? 😂

    • @linam764
      @linam764 20 дней назад +24

      And it worked 😂

    • @earthling123
      @earthling123 20 дней назад +3

      The other is the fruit right? Whats the other one?

    • @theduck2970
      @theduck2970 20 дней назад +12

      @@earthling123 The human Kiwi.

    • @earthling123
      @earthling123 20 дней назад +6

      @@theduck2970 Human? Like people australia are called australian? New zealander are called kiwi?

    • @theduck2970
      @theduck2970 20 дней назад +18

      @@earthling123 Yep, Australians are called Aussies. New Zealanders are called Kiwis.

  • @neilwood1887
    @neilwood1887 20 дней назад +24

    Come to South African soon. I would love to see your getting past South African immigration sketch.

    • @jennikomarovsky6826
      @jennikomarovsky6826 19 дней назад +1

      Just hand the bribe over and whistle. Ja well no fine.
      Sorry, I meant bonsela!

  • @deborahsmith403
    @deborahsmith403 20 дней назад +18

    I've already bought show tickets and booked airfares from Christchurch to Wellington as well as accommodation... don't you dare scare me with a joke about Christchurch tour dates! 😂

  • @gimmethatplease2224
    @gimmethatplease2224 20 дней назад +13

    I loved the self-own joke (is that what they call it? about the South Island. Feels like a bit of fresh air hitting the ol' immigration sketch pattern. Also: Happy 1M again! I wonder how you celebrated when there were no cameras around. 🎉

  • @ananyachatterjee197
    @ananyachatterjee197 20 дней назад +13

    Well this was worth all the wait and protests 🔥

    • @soph.megfahn
      @soph.megfahn 20 дней назад +1

      The campaign has been worth it! 🎉

    • @ananyachatterjee197
      @ananyachatterjee197 20 дней назад +3

      ​@@soph.megfahnWe bullied them to make it 😂

  • @cheerfulcharlie9916
    @cheerfulcharlie9916 20 дней назад +11

    I love every single second of this!!!!! Absolutely perfect!!!! (Well it would be if you came to the blimmin South Island! 😜😂 My heart was starting to race that you were about to announce a Christchurch gig - never mind, will still be great to see you amongst the Jafas and Wellywooders 😆)

    • @meganfoster8838
      @meganfoster8838 19 дней назад

      I was hoping for the same thing, except I was waiting to hear if it would be Christchurch, Dunedin or Queenstown.

  • @Lesliekentyoutubeuser
    @Lesliekentyoutubeuser 20 дней назад +10

    This was long awaited one. Good job boys

  • @jennyormrod2288
    @jennyormrod2288 20 дней назад +8

    Once again these immigration sketches just make me want to go on holiday! Although that could also just be the copious amounts of rain that's happening at the moment!
    Great sketch lads! It's great you've finally got to New Zealand!

  • @OzgurNevres
    @OzgurNevres 16 дней назад +7

    Name one of its talented artists -> I screamed "Flight of the conchords"

    • @theillytellez3761
      @theillytellez3761 6 часов назад

      Sounds like you're an ofmd fan to me xD

    • @OzgurNevres
      @OzgurNevres 2 часа назад

      @@theillytellez3761 what is ofmd?

  • @Armadeus
    @Armadeus 11 дней назад +2

    finally checked out your sketches after having heard of you guys a while back and i'm obsessed, now i'm sad i missed you guys at the edinburgh fringe
    could you consider doing a hong kong immigration one 🙏🙏 sincerely, a hongkonger who lived in glasgow for three weeks

  • @SamFAHntha
    @SamFAHntha 20 дней назад +27

    Wait a minute... oh no, this means I'm losing my *one* joke 😂

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 20 дней назад +4

      You did it to yourself, babe. 😂

    • @philomena_def-not-malcolm
      @philomena_def-not-malcolm 20 дней назад +2

      Oh no, and knowing you you'll never find one again... 😳🥺🥹😉😂🤣🥰

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 20 дней назад +3

      @@philomena_def-not-malcolm This is the end for me. I'm retiring early 😂

    • @CaramelHopelesslyObsessed75
      @CaramelHopelesslyObsessed75 20 дней назад +1

      YES SH*T 😂

    • @philomena_def-not-malcolm
      @philomena_def-not-malcolm 20 дней назад +2

      ​@@SamFAHnthaNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @juliah03
    @juliah03 20 дней назад +16

    Finally!!! Sam must be very happy😊😊

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 20 дней назад +5

      @@juliah03 Sam's heart rate monitor hasn't stopped flatlining for 22 minutes now

    • @Ensign_Roque
      @Ensign_Roque 20 дней назад +3

      😱 who's writing in the comments then?

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 20 дней назад +3

      @@Ensign_Roque 👻

  • @twostep1953
    @twostep1953 13 дней назад +1

    "whine / wine" Y'all almost made me spit out my water all over my key-board!

  • @Zehragkmn
    @Zehragkmn 18 дней назад +5

    Guys i am so happy for your 1 million subs🎉 i have been following you for two years and i am so proud of you ❤ you guys helped me so so sooo much when i feel really terrible, you guys always be here for cheering me up. i hope you the best. thanks for everything ❤❤
    -fromfifteenyearoldfan-
    (if there are any mistakes in this comment i am sorry, my first language is not English:) )

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 16 дней назад +1

      (btw your English is very good!!)

    • @Zehragkmn
      @Zehragkmn 16 дней назад +1

      @@SamFAHntha thank you so much! i am very happy to hear that, you made my day ☺️

    • @fmcm7715
      @fmcm7715 10 дней назад

      Are you French?

    • @Zehragkmn
      @Zehragkmn 10 дней назад

      @@fmcm7715 no i am Turkish

  • @Croz89
    @Croz89 20 дней назад +9

    And here's me thinking the biggest underground movement in New Zealand was the TBM digging the City Rail Link in Auckland.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  20 дней назад +2

      Good answer tbf

    • @Croz89
      @Croz89 20 дней назад

      ​@@foilarmsandhogThanks! Though I am curious to try Maori cooking, never had it whenever I've visited...

  • @kevinmahernz
    @kevinmahernz 12 дней назад +1

    Top notch lads, as expected! Missed out on your last Brisbane show, so will be there this time!

  • @Steffibear267
    @Steffibear267 20 дней назад +5

    Ah another Thursday, another immigration sketch. Nice one! Finally responding to the pressure! Congrats on the million subscribers - well deserved, love your stuff. 🎉

  • @ahorrell
    @ahorrell 13 дней назад +1

    that "famous kiwi whine" joke is a doozy. You got us good! hahaha

  • @pieterslabber7324
    @pieterslabber7324 20 дней назад +6

    You got the ''r'' sound in the afrikaans accent spot on👍
    ❤from South Africa

  • @katiesmith9482
    @katiesmith9482 20 дней назад +19

    I never thought I'd see this day 😮 What next, you finally release that album? 😂

    • @Ensign_Roque
      @Ensign_Roque 20 дней назад +5

      Yeah, still waiting on that one 😄

    • @philomena_def-not-malcolm
      @philomena_def-not-malcolm 20 дней назад +4

      It's not March though...

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 20 дней назад +2

      ​@@philomena_def-not-malcolm it never is.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  20 дней назад +7

      March

    • @katiesmith9482
      @katiesmith9482 19 дней назад +5

      @@foilarmsandhog Always and forever March. It's good to know some things remain constant in this crazy old world 😉

  • @Randomness-sf1pd
    @Randomness-sf1pd 20 дней назад +4

    I've been waiting for this sketch (as a kiwi) for so long, and it absolutely delivered. Can't believe we are finally on the map! :)

  • @HelenMarieOC
    @HelenMarieOC 19 дней назад +2

    Aahaaahaahaa 😂 I was not expecting this! EVER! Thought NZ Immigration would defeat you but you nailed it. Aside from the accent, Arms, but points for trying... 😏Pronunciation of Te Reo words was pretty 👍👌tho. Ka pai!!
    Chocolate fish got me... and the Lorde joke completely flew over my head despite listening to Pure Heroine on repeat today (hasn't aged a bit). Oh! LORDE! 🤦🏻‍♀🙄
    More sad for you that you aren't going to Te Wai Pounamu - you are missing out! Next time... 🤩

  • @Betta66
    @Betta66 19 дней назад +2

    “Oh Lorde”
    Perfect. No notes

  • @ricardamariabetzing1580
    @ricardamariabetzing1580 19 дней назад +1

    Wonderful!!! The other day I wished for more immigration skits - and there you are 😊 Thanks so much, guys!!!

  • @heatherheron-speirs8727
    @heatherheron-speirs8727 18 дней назад +2

    You did an amazing job of picking out some iconic Kiwi topics and answers. Sweet as, and kia ora!

  • @llamafromspace
    @llamafromspace 14 дней назад +1

    Wow you nailed this. Great work. Im excited for your visit

  • @tarrani
    @tarrani 20 дней назад +12

    They finally did it!!!!!!

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 20 дней назад +1

      @@tarrani THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

    • @Steffibear267
      @Steffibear267 20 дней назад

      ​@@SamFAHnthaEvery day is Christmas Day! You have an inordinate number of Best Days Ever, Sam!

  • @Rodwin1980
    @Rodwin1980 11 дней назад +1

    Nailed it lads!! Well done!! Please do South Africa next 🙏🏼

  • @nvsv_wintersport
    @nvsv_wintersport 19 дней назад +3

    This will certainly help when I arrive at the end of this month!

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 19 дней назад

      Welcome!!! 😃❤️

  • @Iris_VGC
    @Iris_VGC 20 дней назад +8

    Congratulations on 1 mil!!!!

  • @anonymous_selkie
    @anonymous_selkie 11 дней назад +1

    How fitting that you had Foil answer the fish question... chocolate fish are the only fish he'd be willing to eat! 😜

  • @kittyj55
    @kittyj55 19 дней назад +4

    Name a famous New Zealand and Australian wine.
    That Foil Arms and Hog re-use the same jokes about us.
    😉🤣

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 19 дней назад +1

      Hahaha it was a CALLBACK EXCUSE YOU 🤣

    • @kittyj55
      @kittyj55 18 дней назад +1

      @@SamFAHntha Oh, sorry! 🤣🤣🤣 Using the same accent must be a callback, too. 😉🤣

  • @SherlockedStorytellr
    @SherlockedStorytellr 20 дней назад +3

    Hahaha the South Island 😂😅 love it when you poke fun at yourselves.

  • @lauvo9299
    @lauvo9299 20 дней назад +3

    I can’t believe you finally did it! I was starting to think it’d never happen.

  • @lauralake7430
    @lauralake7430 14 дней назад +1

    ABSOLUTE UNITS!❤

  • @NigelMiller-lf6nr
    @NigelMiller-lf6nr 16 дней назад +1

    NZ's top cuisine:
    Vogel's 'Original Mixed Grain' - Toast sliced. Toast 5 minutes min. well toasted, browned, not carbonized.
    real Butter - onto hot toast x 2. Then Vegemite [lots - thanks Aussie] on one & Marmite [heaps] on the other

  • @kelleylea5
    @kelleylea5 19 дней назад +2

    Congratulations on 1 million subscribers ❤

  • @nolamullen1889
    @nolamullen1889 13 дней назад +1

    "They only deal in absolute units" 😂😂

  • @IWantAFunnyUsername
    @IWantAFunnyUsername 19 дней назад +4

    Oh, NZ... that's where my other favourite YT channel is from (Viva la Dirt League). My brain has just created a 'mashup' (Foil-Alan, Arms-Rowan, Hog-Adam), and scenes like Mrs. Flanagan going to Techtown with Oisín, or a Getting past Azerim immigration sketch... I know it will probably never happen, but one can dream 😂

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 19 дней назад +1

      Arms promised me he'd message them next time they were coming back here. But honestly it doesn't look like they're going to be able to fit anything more in, so don't get your hopes up. I'm just saying that they definitely **want** to ❤️

    • @IWantAFunnyUsername
      @IWantAFunnyUsername 17 дней назад +2

      @@SamFAHntha Oh, I didn't know that, it's great to know that at least they've been thinking about it! thanks for the info 😁

    • @JHNoble
      @JHNoble 13 дней назад

      "getting past Azerim immigration" 🤣🤣🤣
      who would be the official, Baradun or Bodger?
      (probably Greg, honestly)

  • @nataliecochrane1111
    @nataliecochrane1111 20 дней назад +3

    I clicked on this so fast!!! Yay for finally doing NZ immigration, some great gags in there! And yes, South Island please and thank you! 😂

  • @laurafowlie3028
    @laurafowlie3028 19 дней назад +2

    This is brilliant! As a kiwi I have been hoping for a NZ sketch!

  • @tilliebops
    @tilliebops 20 дней назад +9

    the power of sammich

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 20 дней назад +1

      I couldn't have coped with ya 😭

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 20 дней назад +1

      @@tilliebops *WITHOUT!!! omg I'm so glad I scrolled past this 🤣❤️❤️❤️

    • @caitrionaobrien4707
      @caitrionaobrien4707 20 дней назад +1

      The day has finally arrived 🥲

  • @privateprivate8244
    @privateprivate8244 20 дней назад +3

    An honest attempt at the accent (though I think the immigration officer did a bit of his formative years in Sydney) the use of idiom was great. To be that sort of a parochial South Islander he would have had a distinctive regional accent. Good fun they all worked for this kiwi and got a chuckle. Daughter is a die hard fan and going to the show.

  • @noiJadisCailleach
    @noiJadisCailleach 19 дней назад +1

    Woooooooooooo! Congrats on the 1M subs!
    Well deserved and more!!!

  • @wanderall2712
    @wanderall2712 19 дней назад +2

    The Kiwi 🥝, kiwi 🐦, and kiwi 👱 joke was solid 🤣🤣

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 19 дней назад

      It seems like it'd be confusing but the only time I've ever wondered which one someone was talking about, was when I was talking to someone from another country 😂

  • @Beth.H
    @Beth.H 14 дней назад +1

    🤣🤣 esp the south island joke - so true

  • @lukeconnolly5709
    @lukeconnolly5709 20 дней назад +3

    Funny sketch lads 😂
    Can't wait for Skittish on 1 December in Vicar Street, Dublin!

  • @hamishjam46
    @hamishjam46 20 дней назад +1

    I'm in Wellington, love you guys. Definitely coming next year. Hilarious videos.

  • @KellyMonk156
    @KellyMonk156 10 дней назад +1

    Well done, we love you guys, from Aotearoa

  • @BlueAv
    @BlueAv 20 дней назад +3

    No way! Am I still asleep? Am I dreaming? 😆🇳🇿❤

  • @BohemianBurlesqueCZ
    @BohemianBurlesqueCZ 19 дней назад +2

    Me as a honorary Kiwi with my Kiwi man we had a good laugh. He said your accent sounds like an Ozzie pretending to be a Kiwi. It is one of the hardest to fake even for trained actors.
    Great sketch.

  • @eddiehayes1523
    @eddiehayes1523 17 дней назад +1

    I love it that you pronounced the te reo Māori words basically correctly.

  • @daniellevantol457
    @daniellevantol457 20 дней назад +2

    Loved watching this video! 😅 I was lucky enough to go there for two months on a Holliday and travel around! Such a beautiful place. And i agree, go to the South!😄

  • @meganfoster8838
    @meganfoster8838 19 дней назад +1

    Yes, you should be coming to the South Island! Loved this. Might have to get over the ditch for your show.

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 19 дней назад

      Okay yes I'm ridiculously biased but I also wouldn't lie to you 😂❤️

  • @Emma_W_
    @Emma_W_ 20 дней назад +6

    Hog's moustache didn't make it through customs 😔 'What's that on your face?'

  • @dougsaunders8109
    @dougsaunders8109 19 дней назад +1

    ‘Absolute units’ is a great line. Rugby and science

  • @AnnaliseH-gf1oj
    @AnnaliseH-gf1oj 20 дней назад +1

    FINALLY!!! I’ve only been waiting years for you to do New Zealand!

  • @iatsd
    @iatsd 15 дней назад +3

    The accent couldn't decide which side of the Tasman it wanted to land on, could it?

  • @lademoisette
    @lademoisette 19 дней назад +1

    Love you guys! Saw your last tour in Auckland, and absolutely loved it (we appreciated the Vogels shoutout especially) ❤ accent is almost there, just swap some of the t’s for d’s and hardly move your lips and she’ll be right

  • @Lord_Constantinople
    @Lord_Constantinople 20 дней назад +6

    As a proud kiwi, I loved this! I have wanted ages for you guys to do one of these for us and every joke landed for me so I will forgive that fact Arms sounded more South African than NZer 😂

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  20 дней назад +6

      So i can just do this accent for SA then?

    • @Lord_Constantinople
      @Lord_Constantinople 20 дней назад +1

      @@foilarmsandhog can’t speak for anyone else (especially people from South Africa) but I’d sure be convinced

    • @allyson1691
      @allyson1691 19 дней назад +3

      @@foilarmsandhogno thank you. From a South African. Not the same at all to my ear.

    • @mintylikethecandy7881
      @mintylikethecandy7881 13 дней назад

      @@foilarmsandhog Yip

  • @finnishyank7413
    @finnishyank7413 4 дня назад

    The New Zealand Rugby answer was great