Killing parasites on my goldfish

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  • @lukesgoldies
    @lukesgoldies  Год назад +693

    Pre order a tubby Tobey plushy: lukesgoldies.com

  • @devam8192
    @devam8192 Год назад +15224

    This is exactly how I expect a drug addict to make excuses.

    • @Andrew-py6qm
      @Andrew-py6qm Год назад +79

      lol

    • @Tianastreasuretrove
      @Tianastreasuretrove Год назад +41

      😂

    • @magnolt
      @magnolt Год назад +81

      most intricate cover up

    • @bonsaibaby8257
      @bonsaibaby8257 Год назад +43

      How else do you think he has so much energy!😝 JK Luke! I know you have energy because you eat high protein and lift weights! 💪🏼
      It also helps that you’re still in your 20s! Enjoy it man! It will go by fast!

    • @dixiegirl6921
      @dixiegirl6921 Год назад +2

      🤣🤣

  • @inyubis
    @inyubis Год назад +9504

    "THESE ARE NOT DR- well these are drugs" is a very Luke statement

    • @lukesgoldies
      @lukesgoldies  Год назад +631

      Lolol

    • @wiktoriagwozdowska5484
      @wiktoriagwozdowska5484 Год назад +61

      😂 I love that part ,also the moment to confirm the weight on the scale 😅

    • @morgan3481
      @morgan3481 Год назад +27

      Yeah hes adorable 😂

    • @McKenzieLostaglia-hm5mj
      @McKenzieLostaglia-hm5mj Год назад +16

      this is something I would say lol

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 Год назад +8

      ​@@lukesgoldiesit makes it even worse that your using a knife rather than a tiny spoon

  • @godenhwang2603
    @godenhwang2603 Год назад +2693

    "These are not... They are drugs" was hilarious

  • @kweenkitten6207
    @kweenkitten6207 Год назад +2856

    “Point 4 grams, ok” that got me!!! 😂😂😂

    • @venessalizabeth
      @venessalizabeth Год назад +19

      Me too 😂😂😂😂

    • @aeea3306
      @aeea3306 Год назад +8

      You got the goods?

    • @mcqiqii
      @mcqiqii Год назад +6

      💀

    • @M3DICI
      @M3DICI Год назад +7

      My boi downing 4 grams to the dome

    • @August1Three
      @August1Three Год назад +4

      Is that like the equivalent of a “8 ball”?

  • @chevyfish4028
    @chevyfish4028 Год назад +2467

    "No officer, I don't do drugs. It's really for my goldfish...honestly, I swear."

    • @lukesgoldies
      @lukesgoldies  Год назад +268

      Fr fr

    • @celticunionmedia
      @celticunionmedia Год назад +9

      fr

    • @12thousand12
      @12thousand12 Год назад +12

      ​@@lukesgoldies💀

    • @khloehunter9378
      @khloehunter9378 Год назад +6

      In in the drive thru of burger king ; can i please get a, whopper junior with onion rings
      Make that a meal so i can get a drink
      But that's not it yet, that's not everything
      Can i please get a double whopper with no cheese
      Can i please get a 2 with a large drink
      I got money so Idc how much it cost me
      So just throw in some extra fries don't make them salty
      All this cheese gonna make my (🔔) drip drip
      I'm lactose intolerant so i don't sip milk
      If i see a sight of cheese ima trip-trip
      Ima sit on ya toilet seat and doodoo then dip
      So you got my lil whopper junior (I didn't forget that)
      And you got my double whopper (i didn't forget that)
      What about my onion rings (hold on you can sit back)
      Burger King they know me now cheese i don't want that
      Waiting for my onion rings so i don't have to turn back
      Burger King don't play with me yall nuggets so trash
      Nuggets taste like rabbit nipples why yall even serve that
      (Grrr)
      And im getting hungry now i know you heard that
      Better stop playing and just give me all of my my food
      Either i pay you right now or leave the drive thru
      Gave me the bag and then took a bite of my food
      There's cheese in my mouthhhh I'm gonna doodoo
      Im in a drive thru of burger king
      Man they just gave me a whopper jr with hella cheese
      Made it a meal so yes i got a drink
      But why they gon' put cheese on everything
      They put cheese on my double whopper with no cheese
      I'll be taking a #2 in the morning
      Hold on can I please be excused for a moment
      The cheese already in my body booty farting
      I farted.....

    • @theaccountaccountantc6775
      @theaccountaccountantc6775 Год назад +8

      @@khloehunter9378I’m so confused 😂 wht song is this off of

  • @ducksngeese
    @ducksngeese Год назад +1595

    These are not-… they ARE drugs”
    I love this man
    Edit: OMG! Thank you for all the likes!!

  • @HannahCatz
    @HannahCatz Год назад +497

    Bad drug addicts making excuses: *”Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!”*

    • @AmitPatel-sx2zs
      @AmitPatel-sx2zs Год назад +2

      :)

    • @The0uts1ders10
      @The0uts1ders10 Год назад

      ruclips.net/user/shortsMKGTX2cLLBk?feature=share

    • @The0uts1ders10
      @The0uts1ders10 Год назад

      @@AmitPatel-sx2zs ruclips.net/user/shortsMKGTX2cLLBk?feature=share😂

    • @NathalieCwiekSwiercz
      @NathalieCwiekSwiercz Год назад +5

      But what if I'm a good drug addict :(

    • @HannahCatz
      @HannahCatz Год назад +2

      @@NathalieCwiekSwiercz I wasn’t talking about you- what I meant by bad was bad drugs

  • @BearSmoothie
    @BearSmoothie Год назад +478

    I was like “LUKE WE’RE HERE FOR YOU” thank goodness

  • @psycho8logist
    @psycho8logist Год назад +186

    Generally, solids become more soluble in liquid as the temperature increases, so you may want to try to dissolve it in warm water and then cool it down. Might work better.

    • @SeraliaAerials
      @SeraliaAerials Год назад +47

      Some medications, especially for animals, can very easily be made less effective or completely ineffective by heating them above certain temperatures, so it’s usually better to follow instructions

    • @destinymarie9409
      @destinymarie9409 Год назад +5

      ​@@SeraliaAerials to be fair, maybe the instructions don't specify water temp lol 😅

    • @boxbliss07
      @boxbliss07 Год назад

      Just admit it’s drugs 👀

    • @s.colins2050
      @s.colins2050 Год назад +11

      Yeah, it's... Actually the vast majority of medications that have to be stored and handled at no higher than room temp. When I worked in a pharmacy, our pharmacist had to go nuclear about threatened to write off and sack any medical stock we had that wasn't refrigerated because our ac was out and it was 90 degrees *inside* the building, and corporate got a technician out in 45 minutes to deal with it.

    • @JohnnyGaming23
      @JohnnyGaming23 Год назад

      Too much science… 😒

  • @urbanayre
    @urbanayre Год назад +94

    bros fish were full of energy after getting some quality white powder

  • @smithofburdens
    @smithofburdens Год назад +27

    "This is not meth" - Walter White

  • @oceanman4413
    @oceanman4413 Год назад +27

    "It's not what it looks like...it's just cocaine"

  • @aceyyyyyy
    @aceyyyyyy Год назад +57

    tuco’s methylene blue empire

  • @zarasty
    @zarasty Год назад +121

    So that's how people hide their stashes nowadays!
    Thanks for the tip

  • @kieranismyfav
    @kieranismyfav Год назад +20

    “DON’T DO IT LUKE, DON’T DO IT- oh.”

  • @FenixNicole
    @FenixNicole Год назад +6

    I loved tuco Salamanca lol he was such a good character.

  • @finchbird2419
    @finchbird2419 Год назад +6

    You can absolutely tell the difference in temperment between the new fish and the old ones. The older ranchues and other fish are so calm and mellow when you interact and/or pick them up, whereas the newer fish freak out and try to escape 😅

  • @Chiswum
    @Chiswum Год назад +107

    RUclipss gonna hunt you down my guy

  • @joshuaandrade5727
    @joshuaandrade5727 Год назад +2

    The goldfish: TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT!

  • @Alexa-en1sz
    @Alexa-en1sz Год назад +5

    "It's not what it looks like these aren't dru- well these are drugs"-Luke 2023

  • @Mr._Cat16
    @Mr._Cat16 Год назад +7

    "I know this looks a little suspicious, *Point 4 grams ok* Bro had to check😂

  • @AidensFeets
    @AidensFeets Год назад +14

    As a fish in one of Luke’s many crates, I can confirm these are good drugs.

  • @FamiliarFox2008
    @FamiliarFox2008 Год назад +5

    "These are not ..... well they are drugs"
    I KNEW IT KNEW GUILTY LOCK HIM UP GUILTY

  • @NtrlAnomaly
    @NtrlAnomaly Год назад +1

    "THESE ARE NOT DR- they are drugs". Is the best and funniest thing I've heard all week.

  • @sawyer_chill
    @sawyer_chill Год назад +23

    Hey do you think you could make a video on what we would need for the basics if we were to buy one of your fish?

    • @kweenkitten6207
      @kweenkitten6207 Год назад +2

      I’m sure he will make another one, but he’s got a couple old shorts and videos on the subject from the last batch he sold

  • @Smile-uu2yg
    @Smile-uu2yg Год назад +5

    Full time fish care taker.
    Part time drug dealer.

  • @opsanta6974
    @opsanta6974 Год назад +2

    You had me at drugs 💀

  • @ankurbhattaraiofficial5732
    @ankurbhattaraiofficial5732 Год назад +2

    "597th video of me requesting luke to name a chunky goldie Mr.Blaze" It must be the most fiery goldfish🔥🔥

  • @thehim555
    @thehim555 Год назад +9

    "They don't die from this " that's what they all say Luke 🤨🤨

  • @potatomatop9326
    @potatomatop9326 Год назад +1

    Bro, even that one gold fish has more brains than my sister.

  • @OwlfaceNightkit
    @OwlfaceNightkit Год назад +33

    If you’re having a hard time dissolving it you should probably use warmer water in the jar (assuming you’re using cold water)

    • @Cuppy302
      @Cuppy302 Год назад +1

      The fish prefer cold water

    • @OwlfaceNightkit
      @OwlfaceNightkit Год назад +1

      @@Cuppy302yes but the warm water in the jar would get diluted by the colder water in the tank

  • @ahmedmedhat2894
    @ahmedmedhat2894 Год назад +12

    I want one of these ….for my fish of course

  • @MeUrWishGranted
    @MeUrWishGranted Год назад +6

    I use this for my cats and always wonder how I'd explain it to the cops if I was caught.

  • @flipflapcat6525
    @flipflapcat6525 Год назад +2

    That fish is bouta be breaking bad

  • @ace_of_cups4096
    @ace_of_cups4096 Год назад +1

    "I know this looks suspicious... .4 grams, okay-"
    idk y but that was just so funny to me

  • @Toutou333
    @Toutou333 Год назад +8

    use hot water it will dissolve it easier

  • @madelinew1708
    @madelinew1708 Год назад +5

    Hey Luke! I have treated my koi with praziquantel powder we always mix the solution with vodka to help fully dissolve it. Sounds silly but it works! Hope this helps next time!! ❤️

    • @DeusEversor
      @DeusEversor Год назад +1

      Yeah, but bacteria might make deoxigenated tank by overbreeding while consuming alcohol. And he has no plants that would consume that hydrocarbon instead

    • @madelinew1708
      @madelinew1708 Год назад

      @@DeusEversor hmm I have not heard of that being an issue, especially with only about a tablespoon worth of vodka. Very interesting point though. I always like to have an abundance of oxygen in a quarantine/treatment tank anyway, so there would be so much constant oxygenation that nothing can absorb all of it as fast as it's produced.

    • @DeusEversor
      @DeusEversor Год назад

      @@madelinew1708 i used to add rectifoed spirit (96%) to my plant tank (240L or idk im guessing thats like 100 gallons) with 5ml siringe. First time i did it it caused an outburst of bacteria that regardless or filters, airpumps and plants compeltely deoxigenated the tank. Lost a few fish. Later i decided to go slow and add the spirit in smaller portions before id start doing full portion and yeah, that did the trick as plants had to get used to consuming spirit first.

    • @madelinew1708
      @madelinew1708 Год назад +2

      @@DeusEversor That's super interesting. Thank you for mentioning, I will keep in mind next time - but hopefully there is not a next time. Treating koi is stressful lol.

    • @DeusEversor
      @DeusEversor Год назад

      @@madelinew1708 you're welcome, vodka is only 40% alcohol content so its safer, but yeah, its a good source of carbo for plants if they are used to it

  • @danielharris6687
    @danielharris6687 11 месяцев назад

    "TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT" -Tuco when you drop it in the tank

  • @sophiesgachahouse1209
    @sophiesgachahouse1209 11 месяцев назад

    “THEY AREN DRU- well they are drugs” is the best thing ever, imma set it as my wallpaper one day

  • @cosmic-3-
    @cosmic-3- Год назад +3

    Step one to making your fish drug addicts

  • @SomeRandoDum
    @SomeRandoDum Год назад +2

    These fish are gonna be real happy once it kicks in 💀

  • @brittanypanda3322
    @brittanypanda3322 Год назад +1

    "These are not.. they are drugs..." LOL

  • @codysmith3531
    @codysmith3531 Год назад +2

    Why is them spitting water out so adorable though

  • @Hotep982
    @Hotep982 Год назад

    "I know this looks a little suspicious" followed by ".4 grams"😂😂

  • @maximumeffort1006
    @maximumeffort1006 Год назад +1

    "0.4 grams"
    Dk why I giggled at that

  • @wolfie-kun
    @wolfie-kun Год назад +1

    Your FBI agent must be on high alert after you posted this video 😂

  • @Ehhhhhħ
    @Ehhhhhħ Год назад +1

    “Yes officer, he said it was very safe medication so I thought it was, that’s why you found white powder on my face and shirt, and in a trash can at 2 am”😂💀

  • @abemcg3803
    @abemcg3803 11 месяцев назад

    *"I KNOW IT LOOKS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS-* 0.4 grams, ok"
    Seems hella sus 😂

  • @timeworncypress
    @timeworncypress 11 месяцев назад

    Every time I see those fishie faces up close my brain just goes glubglubglub

  • @SCP_Foundation...
    @SCP_Foundation... Год назад

    The last fish has megamind drip

  • @GlazingAlwaysfr
    @GlazingAlwaysfr Год назад

    “ I know this looks a lil suspicious- -4 Milagrams okay- uh anyways” 😂😂😂

  • @soutaarima9012
    @soutaarima9012 11 месяцев назад

    "Tight, Tight!, Tight!!, Tight!!!" - Gold fish

  • @2coolforyou197
    @2coolforyou197 Год назад +1

    pov you watch too many “to catch a smuggler” episodes

  • @monmaka
    @monmaka Год назад

    Goldfish: TIGHT TIGHT

  • @joedad9999
    @joedad9999 Год назад +1

    *"These are NOT...* _they are drugs"_

  • @matthewryder343
    @matthewryder343 11 месяцев назад

    Meanwhile, the fish be like: "TIGHT! TIGHT TIGHT!"

  • @superonion3736
    @superonion3736 Год назад

    Same vibez as "I'm not on dru- Well not aside the absolute necessities"

  • @Husain20119
    @Husain20119 Год назад

    "Jessie we have to cook the goldfish medicine"

  • @Ransee92
    @Ransee92 Год назад +1

    When he said "this isnt what it looks like" my friend played the Walter White theme 💀

  • @Animebacon217
    @Animebacon217 Год назад +1

    Imagine walking up to someone and saying- yo bro u want drugs goldfish drugs

  • @MountainMan1204
    @MountainMan1204 Год назад

    "I know this looks a little suspicious- 0.4 grahams okay"

  • @Randocomme
    @Randocomme Год назад

    That thumbnail looks absolutely wild

  • @stasaobrenovic5293
    @stasaobrenovic5293 Год назад

    "these are not😶... these are drugs..."
    BAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

  • @drowsyinterviews7861
    @drowsyinterviews7861 Год назад

    “TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT” Tuco the goldfish

  • @Sarlander
    @Sarlander 11 месяцев назад

    "I Am The One That Swimms"
    -Heisenfish

  • @pastabadger
    @pastabadger Год назад

    When your fish aren’t swimming fast enough

  • @litchyredrago8065
    @litchyredrago8065 11 месяцев назад

    I didn't know I came here for BB references, yet here I am, not that I'm complaining ofc

  • @Thegreenturdboat
    @Thegreenturdboat Год назад

    Luke, you can’t fool us when we watch your videos we know it’s gonna be something fish related but we love them

  • @mightbeblitz8840
    @mightbeblitz8840 Год назад

    The goldfish boutta start yelling “TIGHT, TIGHT TIGHT!”

  • @AverageTSBplayer
    @AverageTSBplayer Год назад

    Me: oh, that’s just sugar
    Luke: there drugs for fish
    Me: that’s just sugar for fish

  • @ThatsRickyyTann
    @ThatsRickyyTann Год назад

    The scale definitely had me 😂

  • @TheDaisymaker
    @TheDaisymaker Год назад

    *"JESSE. WE NEED TO MAKE CRYSTAL METH FOR THE FISH. WE NEED MORE METH FOR THE FISH, JESSE."*

  • @Hudson1426
    @Hudson1426 10 месяцев назад

    I love your goldfish and your Chanle

  • @blaiddfumbler
    @blaiddfumbler Год назад

    bro is feeding his fish cocaine 💀

  • @zasoggy
    @zasoggy Год назад +1

    Alright, man. You don't have to cover up the fact that Tuco Salamanca is after you.

  • @thepantyraid
    @thepantyraid Год назад

    "tight,tight,tight YEA!" -Tuco

  • @SrJrXVIII
    @SrJrXVIII Год назад +1

    Tuco finna sell this one to the coral hood.

  • @nateharder2286
    @nateharder2286 Год назад +1

    a trick to get it to dissolve better is to pour it into the jar of water whilst Simultaneously stirring it. Doing so prevents it from clumping.

  • @brandonfolz9205
    @brandonfolz9205 Год назад +1

    Boy ate those pickles fast if he already has an empty jar!

  • @THETROLLGERULER85
    @THETROLLGERULER85 Год назад

    The Goldfisch: oh yeah! THI THI THI blue yellow orange whatever man just keep bringing me that!

  • @VcentChips
    @VcentChips Год назад +1

    Wait until a goldfish named Heisenberg came up with blue parasitic drugs

  • @micahjones3695
    @micahjones3695 Год назад

    That goldfish at the end definitely thought those drug were tight.

  • @ashleyschranck3208
    @ashleyschranck3208 11 месяцев назад

    Walter White be like: we NEED the guy 💳💳💳💳

  • @chrits3396
    @chrits3396 Год назад

    "the most annoying thing about this stuff that it's super hard to get past airport security inside my prison wallet."

  • @erin6358
    @erin6358 Год назад

    Lol “I know this looks a little suspicious “

  • @Asian93823
    @Asian93823 Год назад

    The goldfish twerking at the end tho

  • @eequip
    @eequip Год назад +2

    Waltuh, don't give it to your fish, waltuh. It's not right, waltuh.

    • @quack95
      @quack95 Год назад

      underrated comment

  • @lukeytavares7128
    @lukeytavares7128 Год назад

    Bro is giving his fish cocaine💀

  • @alisonarizapa343
    @alisonarizapa343 11 месяцев назад

    My man out here making his fish high

  • @BooBuKittyPhuk
    @BooBuKittyPhuk Год назад

    "Those aren't my drugs! I'm just holdin em for a goldfish friend, I swear" 🤷

  • @Shiba_Osamu
    @Shiba_Osamu Год назад +1

    I like how he’s using the pickle jar from a couple shorts ago

  • @MisaTheDog
    @MisaTheDog Год назад +1

    Luke: *0.4 grams ok* 😂😂😂

  • @joshdevantier4020
    @joshdevantier4020 Год назад

    To help with the difficulty dissolving the powder, I think it would help if you mixed it in a larger amount of water, because there is a maximum amount of powder that can be dissolved in a certain amount of water.

  • @Killer-king1528
    @Killer-king1528 11 месяцев назад

    Bro given cocaine to his goldfish 💀

  • @amaadksa3170
    @amaadksa3170 Год назад +1

    Name a goldfish Hubble

  • @missrltranter
    @missrltranter Год назад +1

    Have you tried using a protein shaker or the mixer ball you can get in them? Both are really good at mixing stuff so may work better for you.

  • @kaylaa2204
    @kaylaa2204 Год назад

    “I know this looks suspicious but it’s not - ok they are drugs, but”

  • @chriscombs21886
    @chriscombs21886 11 месяцев назад

    Pro tip: it dissolves much easier if you cut it up and separate it into lines with a credit card

  • @IDevourBlitz
    @IDevourBlitz Год назад

    “Jesse we need to” *C O O K*