Q1: The "cb 6am only shut up can" bird Q2: ERP gantries on CTE between 8:30am to 10am Q3: The questionable substances in longkang once in a while Q4: OCS singlet; not everyone owns one, but whoever got one must always wear Q5: Trick question, Singaporeans will always say food in whatever country they're in is better than at home.
1) Walao this line long sia, if late, will die one. 2) Just agak agak 3) Bird is bird ah what else 4) Old Changi Hospital because of the short film based on it haha 5) I always thought is the gahmen newater.... 6) B la, rather than traditional, is more like prisoner outfit. 7) I'd say Durian ah.
uWu uWu You got annoyed and decided to walk over to that window just to find that noisy bird. You scanned through the entire park just to find Mr Singh by the bench making that sound
Let me clarify once again that under the proposed English language test plan, existing screening criteria will still be retained. For example, Filipino or Indian citizen applicants who have not served in the military or received local education, even if they have some knowledge of English, may not necessarily have an advantage in applying for permanent residency or citizenship. Pritiam Singh Therefore, the English language test is just an additional criterion. In fact, foreign spouses of Singapore citizens who become new citizens and know Singapore’s working language, English, will be more likely to find job opportunities. In fact, the proposal for English language tests goes beyond social integration; it can also contribute to Singapore’s human resource needs.
It’s incredible the number of people out there who equate criticism of the government and its policies with disloyalty to the country. Is it genuine or feigned ignorance? (Pap supporters should shut up about loyalty to country when they are just defending the pap LOL when I was saying what clowns these people are) Our duty and loyalty is first and foremost to the country. Some call it patriotism; it boils down to love of country and a strong bond with the motherland. As for the government, its duty is to serve and protect, it has to earn the loyalty of citizens. Citizens have the right to underscore and call out perceived ills, incompetence, tardiness and injustice. What good is a country if its citizens perpetuate the silence of the lambs? What happens if citizens choose to see no evil and hear no evil, and leave their destiny in the hands of those who may not deserve such blind, unfailing trust?
Woo boo?! Legend says the bird lost her child. Each year, she travels far to ask other birds if they have seen her children. She keeps asking, 'Wooo boo??!!!'
The COE system is simply flawed. With a small amount of COEs available, motorcycle dealerships can bid up all the COEs and control the pricing. The fact that they do not need to pay the full COE amount and just a small amount for Temporary COE (tCOE) makes it really broken for years. Robin Low A high COE benefits the dealerships as even the buyers for the smallest motorcycles need to take loans. These loans range from 4% to 10% or more for used bikes and come with a lot of clauses to prevent early termination. With high COE, the costs for a new bike are high, and it also drives up the cost for USED bikes and guess what? The dealerships win again. Why does this scheme exist? With a high $5,000 COE, will anyone riding an old pollutive motorcycle renew COE and continue to pollute? We already have a strict motorcycle inspection process, and a COE system to ensure old bikes get scrapped. No need to give money and force people to scrap their bikes.
I have no idea, except when i go out i speak malay Chinese canto hokkien korean Japanese German French on demand, as required, and i long ago became "the man with no identity" 😂
Pritiam Singh further reiterated that his proposal has never been linked to national loyalty or national identity and that he agrees that English proficiency does not equate to loyalty to the country. “My proposal has never been linked to national loyalty or national identity, so where does the question of “colour” being sufficient or not come from? This is simply creating something out of nothing.” “In conclusion, Singaporeans know that we are not an “English-speaking country.” Although English is the primary language of communication in Singapore, our mother tongues, be it Chinese, Malay, or Tamil, remain core features of our various ethnic groups, ” Mr Singh stressed.
If use a lot of "la" at the end of the sentence...confirm Malaysian...lol 😂....and..."sia" is not Malaysian otherwise 😝. As for song of a Bird...the Australian will sing this phrase...about "Kookaburra sits on an old gum tree....merry ×3 king of the bush is he..."
"give me yr. tired n poor..." usa test to b come citizen is choices of 10 questions which my chinese wife passed without knowing english well....sg thinks of difficult questions 2 ask driving away many talented people who maybe useful n an asset to sg....sg - don't b smuck n condescending..n bully..singaporens have zero replenish goals...n dying
I can't stand how Singlish is just adding terms in JB's Hookien without limits, some terms has been abused for so long it actually doesn't carry the same meaning from its original word.
Singapore noodles is available in many, many countries around the world, except for Singapore itself
You can actually find Xing Zhou bee hoon in zi char stalls lol, it’s just that no one calls it Singapore noodles even though that is its English name
I’m always so confused when foreigners or youtube say singapore noodles or Singapore rice
It was invented in Hong Kong?
@J ut is called 星州炒米粉 It is bee hoon fried with curry powder. In S'pore we hv this dish too but without the curry powder.
And the correct answer was Double McSpicy, because not durian?
Q1: The "cb 6am only shut up can" bird
Q2: ERP gantries on CTE between 8:30am to 10am
Q3: The questionable substances in longkang once in a while
Q4: OCS singlet; not everyone owns one, but whoever got one must always wear
Q5: Trick question, Singaporeans will always say food in whatever country they're in is better than at home.
pls explain
love how the examiner gives the questions in perfect english and toggles seamlessly between English and Singlish - perfect Singaporean style xDDD
Wanna meet? I toggle seamlessly between far more than 3 languages 😂
Burst out laughing at 3:37 😂
😂😂😂😂
1) Walao this line long sia, if late, will die one.
2) Just agak agak
3) Bird is bird ah what else
4) Old Changi Hospital because of the short film based on it haha
5) I always thought is the gahmen newater....
6) B la, rather than traditional, is more like prisoner outfit.
7) I'd say Durian ah.
That koel bird sound imitation was flawless.
uWU!
his uwu fucking accurate sia holeyyyyy
Mf hit tat note flawlessly lmao
uWu uWu
You got annoyed and decided to walk over to that window just to find that noisy bird.
You scanned through the entire park just to find Mr Singh by the bench making that sound
That poker face is 🪙! The uWu is 💎!
Other countries has UwU girls... we have UwU birds 🤩🤩🤩
Aiya we got both la
kio
The best part is Uwu bird - hahahahaha.......
I am bursting with pride😂 but must master the proper way also arh...then learn to code-switch...if not, then you know arh!🤣
I love how "Public Singaporeness Literacy Exam" stands for PSLE
THE UWU IS SO PERFECT HAHAHAHAHA
This is pure gold
hahahah my friend always whistling and make this uWu sound lol i never thought id see it again in this video 😂😂
The last line. LMAO-ee.
😂Unesco culture award😂
Let me clarify once again that under the proposed English language test plan, existing screening criteria will still be retained. For example, Filipino or Indian citizen applicants who have not served in the military or received local education, even if they have some knowledge of English, may not necessarily have an advantage in applying for permanent residency or citizenship. Pritiam Singh
Therefore, the English language test is just an additional criterion. In fact, foreign spouses of Singapore citizens who become new citizens and know Singapore’s working language, English, will be more likely to find job opportunities. In fact, the proposal for English language tests goes beyond social integration; it can also contribute to Singapore’s human resource needs.
The "siao eh" killed me
PSLE should be for:
Prospective
Singaporean
Literacy
Examination
3:36 😂
Singapore noodles, can't find it anywhere in Singapore but can find everywhere in UK...lol
Thank you for clarifying the correct pronunciation of agak-agak!!!!
Sunday morning upload. Poor intern
Confirm pass. Cos dude understands English
I failed some questions even though i am a singaporean😂😂😂
the UwU is the bset
I think i will get my first A1 in my life if they have this for my school exam 😅
Ahahahahaha😂😂😂
so goooood 😂😂😂
It’s incredible the number of people out there who equate criticism of the government and its policies with disloyalty to the country.
Is it genuine or feigned ignorance?
(Pap supporters should shut up about loyalty to country when they are just defending the pap LOL when I was saying what clowns these people are)
Our duty and loyalty is first and foremost to the country. Some call it patriotism; it boils down to love of country and a strong bond with the motherland.
As for the government, its duty is to serve and protect, it has to earn the loyalty of citizens.
Citizens have the right to underscore and call out perceived ills, incompetence, tardiness and injustice.
What good is a country if its citizens perpetuate the silence of the lambs? What happens if citizens choose to see no evil and hear no evil, and leave their destiny in the hands of those who may not deserve such blind, unfailing trust?
AGAK-AGAK THANK YOU MOTHERSHIP SO TIRED OF HEARING JELLY ZZZZZZ
Walao, this queue sibei jialat long leh. If we siao late, you sure kena limpeh one time sia, you know!
Am I correct or not?
This is so damm 😂funny!
Despite being born and raised in Singapore. I do not tend to use Singlish nor do I check up on Singapore’s social media trends and content.
0:43
Kanina line sibei damn long if we late you regret then you know ah?
Woo boo?! Legend says the bird lost her child. Each year, she travels far to ask other birds if they have seen her children. She keeps asking, 'Wooo boo??!!!'
YOOHOOOOO 🐦⬛
Paiseh paiseh. 😅
we need more of this hahaha
uWU!
That guy wearing Uniqlo t-shirt already got points meh
Lol !😂
Bengali love you
this vid best, i so long nv laugh till wanna pee liao ;D can we also know whether he pass, i think confirm + chop fail
wow that was something haha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The COE system is simply flawed. With a small amount of COEs available, motorcycle dealerships can bid up all the COEs and control the pricing. The fact that they do not need to pay the full COE amount and just a small amount for Temporary COE (tCOE) makes it really broken for years. Robin Low
A high COE benefits the dealerships as even the buyers for the smallest motorcycles need to take loans. These loans range from 4% to 10% or more for used bikes and come with a lot of clauses to prevent early termination.
With high COE, the costs for a new bike are high, and it also drives up the cost for USED bikes and guess what? The dealerships win again.
Why does this scheme exist? With a high $5,000 COE, will anyone riding an old pollutive motorcycle renew COE and continue to pollute? We already have a strict motorcycle inspection process, and a COE system to ensure old bikes get scrapped. No need to give money and force people to scrap their bikes.
know singlish doesn't mean they can be Singaporean. Mimic children doesn't make them as children
FIRST viewer , comment , like
SIAO EH dude is woke af
I saw that guy from Jian Hao
I have no idea, except when i go out i speak malay Chinese canto hokkien korean Japanese German French on demand, as required, and i long ago became "the man with no identity" 😂
lol
3:36 furry reference 😱😱
Always the Double McSpicy, never the durian. To hell with durians, damn fruits of Satan
uuuuuuuuuWU!!!
I thought UwU emoji lol
UWU
Pritiam Singh further reiterated that his proposal has never been linked to national loyalty or national identity and that he agrees that English proficiency does not equate to loyalty to the country.
“My proposal has never been linked to national loyalty or national identity, so where does the question of “colour” being sufficient or not come from? This is simply creating something out of nothing.”
“In conclusion, Singaporeans know that we are not an “English-speaking country.” Although English is the primary language of communication in Singapore, our mother tongues, be it Chinese, Malay, or Tamil, remain core features of our various ethnic groups, ” Mr Singh stressed.
No thanks. Sounds like PAP lite to me.
People are smart enough to think that maybe I might be a bit offended by this yet stupid enough not to DM me on Instagram.
Ok, like that ah?
I don't speak singlish but listening to this was extremely painful
If use a lot of "la" at the end of the sentence...confirm Malaysian...lol 😂....and..."sia" is not Malaysian otherwise 😝. As for song of a Bird...the Australian will sing this phrase...about "Kookaburra sits on an old gum tree....merry ×3 king of the bush is he..."
Sorry is this a joke?
"give me yr. tired n poor..." usa test to b come citizen is choices of 10 questions which my chinese wife passed without knowing english well....sg thinks of difficult questions 2 ask driving away many talented people who maybe useful n an asset to sg....sg - don't b smuck n condescending..n bully..singaporens have zero replenish goals...n dying
I can't stand how Singlish is just adding terms in JB's Hookien without limits, some terms has been abused for so long it actually doesn't carry the same meaning from its original word.
Cnnkkb
All the opposition party members should sit for an "honesty" test. This is when the police are after the WP leader for lying under oath. 👍👍
Boring! Too slow. Had to stop watching 1/3 of the way