When Chuck Noriss and Garrett met each other, a black hole formed from the sheer amount of power concentrated in such a low space, fortunately, Chuck Noriss suplexed the black hole and immobilised it, making it unable to run, and Garrett yoinked it, after which he took it away, as the black hole wasn't native to the planet and was bad for the environment.
HAH! you fell for the scarlet snake trickery... the scarlet snake is not venomous, it mimics the colors of a Coral snake (Which is extremely deadly) to stir predators away.... have you heard the saying "Red and yellow, Kill a Fellow, Red and black, Poison lack"
Bug was a Bess Beetle, they live in rotting wood and those jaws are for chomping their way though a rotten log. Never been bit by one but I’m sure it’s not pleasant
If i lived in florida, I would totally come out there with you. I love gators, crocs and snakes.❤❤❤ Would LOVE to see them so up close and personal like that. Ive always wanted to be able to just walk by a gator like you do.
@@TKDragon75 yes! I know. I do this in Tennessee where I live. All kinds of fun wildlife to find and discover. Especially in and around our creeks found from the Tennessee and Cumberland rivers. Many turtles, snakes, salamanders, newts, frogs, toads, lizards....then theres all the crayfish, darters, minnows, snails, bi-valves, and all kinds of other critters to be seen, caught, and released. 😎😎❤️❤️😘😘
I’m in SoFla too but up in Lake Worth and want to find out how much further south I need to go to catch me a Green Basilisk or 2 for a breeding project the aim of which is to raise one for a pet. We have plenty of browns but no tokay or chameleons or other cool lizards really. If you’re running into crocs you must be way down there. Keep up the good work love your channel!
For whatever reason my Floridian mind autocorrected crocodile to alligator, and then I thought logically and almost commented to correct him to crocodile
To be fair, I didn't know that there were American crocodiles before this channel and I have had a hyper fixation for crocodilians since I was 12. All thanks to our dear friend Steve, rip croc hunting, khaki man; you are sorely missed.
For those wondering if this guy's human, he's actually a Floridan (Homo floridae), a hominid species that evolved from Homo sapiens to live in the Florida Everglades. Their unique adaptations also allow them to thrive in various tropical environments, such as the Amazon Rainforest.
Death once had a "near-Garrett" experience
I can see death standing over someone:
I will take your sou "yoink" tf
When Chuck Noriss and Garrett met each other, a black hole formed from the sheer amount of power concentrated in such a low space, fortunately, Chuck Noriss suplexed the black hole and immobilised it, making it unable to run, and Garrett yoinked it, after which he took it away, as the black hole wasn't native to the planet and was bad for the environment.
@@mysteryman8468🤣🤣
😂😂😂
@@mysteryman8468 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“ Oh a titanoboa”
“Yoink”
“Guys look, it’s giving me a k-“
Pretty sure titanoboa would yoink the person.
@CoryPchajek Not *this* man
@@bizbug2687he is the yoink man, preached and talked about for centuries!
@@CoryPchajeknot him 💀
"Oh something that's gonna kill me."
"Yoink."
accurate description of this channel
😂😂😂
HAH! you fell for the scarlet snake trickery... the scarlet snake is not venomous, it mimics the colors of a Coral snake (Which is extremely deadly) to stir predators away.... have you heard the saying "Red and yellow, Kill a Fellow, Red and black, Poison lack"
In the everglades... its yoink or be yoinked
He never yoinked venomous snakes
“When he sees it’s me, he’s gonna take off.” 💀
"Oh no not again"
he's not afraid of them they're afraid of him.
I scrolled through comments to find this line 👍
I don’t blame him one bit
Man’s been terrorising the ecosystem for god knows how long now
@@UnbowedUnbentUnbroken91Me too
“Hey may look like he wants to kill me but that’s just his face ☺️” why you gotta be cute like that??
Alligator: Well that's not very nice...
Reminds me of my wife
@@Marioscorneraquaticsoo got ‘em.
@@Raveg64 Crocodile*
Bug was a Bess Beetle, they live in rotting wood and those jaws are for chomping their way though a rotten log. Never been bit by one but I’m sure it’s not pleasant
thx for sharing that info! I'm rather fond of Hellgrammites, myself.
No it was a tiger beetle
I don’t think it is, it’s much too colorful for that
Whatever it is it's a beaut
you bess believe their bite is not pleasant
"he may looks like he wants to kill me but thats just his face" what a compliment 😂😂😂
"Oh it a small dinosaur. "
"Yoink."
You mean a bird?
A gentler yoink
A chicken is a closer relative to a T Rex than a Crocodile
Nice to know your still alive chasing swamp puppies
Yep
No, he's chasing huge snakes that don't belong.
please dont yoink my soul
No one can stop him.
Oh He will...
Honestly he yoinked my cerebellum the other day and now I can’t do mental math
*Yoink* this soul is not good for the environment
let him finish the pokedex
"when he sees its ME he's gonna take off"
lmao.
Swamp puppy :- If i move so slowly , the yoink guy might not yoink me
"Oh look, it's Jormungander!"
Y O I N K
I mean, ... he wanted a 20 footer, ... so I would hope that a world serpent would safice
“Aww a GOD DAMN WHOLE GIANT BLUE WHALE”
“yoink”
"When he sees it's me he's gonna take off" so true man 😂😂😂😂
I come back to this channel every few months to check if this man is still alive
Same dude, same
Real
Imagine being a Python and you suddenly hear 'YOINK' while you were just chilling...I'll Skedaddled for dear life.
This may be a reupload, but that means he’s still alive to upload it!
i had a feeling ive seen that gator catch a fish
@@n0vanox I knew the moment I heard the “but that’s just his face” line hahab
Unless it's someone else reuploading and he's really been taken out by Amos there.
Sees a sarcosuchus.
“That’s a big swamp puppy”
*proceeds to yoink*
Bro is single handedly carrying the insurance company ☠️☠️
Snake: STAY BACK!!
Garrett: *shoves a camera in its face*
I get terrified when you don't post for a while.
My man has no fear
Corn snake: It's him, Yoink man! Run!
Love a gentle yoink to start the day.
😂😂😂
I'm the opposite. I prefer a rough and fast yoink in the morning. Gets my juices flowing.
Australians: if you look right there you see the yoink man he’s the last of his kind and he’s been teaching us the yoinking ways
Mr. Yoink: "he may look like he wants to kill me but that's just his face"
The crocodile: "I'll end your whole existence"💀
"When he sees it's me... "
🤣
Do NOT let this man into a petting zoo lmao
Dude for him a regular zoo is a petting zoo.
@@thorthethunderer2045 lmfao fax
“Oh an atomic bomb.”
“Yoink.”
That swamp puppy with the pearly white teeth has the cutest resting murder face 🥰🐊
I love those geckos they are so cute and angry 😭
The Tokay Geckos are an invasive species to florida, as they were native to some asian and pacific countries
WHY DOES A CROCODILE HAVE WHITER TEETH THAN ME WTF
Ah yes. Glad you upload a video again.
That means you're still safe and sound.
The beetle is a type of stag beetle
I wish we had an update on Big Amos
“He may look like he wants to kill me but that’s just his face”
My employees saying to the new guy
"When sees it's ME"
I would be terrified as hell too
Such cuties
If i lived in florida, I would totally come out there with you. I love gators, crocs and snakes.❤❤❤ Would LOVE to see them so up close and personal like that. Ive always wanted to be able to just walk by a gator like you do.
It's called Herping. When you go out to find reptiles and amphibians.
@@TKDragon75 yes! I know. I do this in Tennessee where I live. All kinds of fun wildlife to find and discover. Especially in and around our creeks found from the Tennessee and Cumberland rivers. Many turtles, snakes, salamanders, newts, frogs, toads, lizards....then theres all the crayfish, darters, minnows, snails, bi-valves, and all kinds of other critters to be seen, caught, and released. 😎😎❤️❤️😘😘
Swamp puppies been real quiet after he shook there hand 😂
Im afraid I'm going to be yoinked out of the middle of nowhere, just chilling in my natural habitat. "YOINK"
Good ole famous Amos!
"Yoink"
Famous words 😏
Beautiful teeth that mate had
"Look at this gators pearly whites,let's get one as a souvenir, YOINK!"
The gecko was like “heeeeeelp, this weird guy just yoinked me!”
Kinda looks like a pine beetle
I’m in SoFla too but up in Lake Worth and want to find out how much further south I need to go to catch me a Green Basilisk or 2 for a breeding project the aim of which is to raise one for a pet. We have plenty of browns but no tokay or chameleons or other cool lizards really. If you’re running into crocs you must be way down there. Keep up the good work love your channel!
Aww the croc was smiling how cute. ❤
“Look what we got here, a Godzilla”
“y o i n k”
Normal people: I tend to stay far away from things that can kill me in seconds
Garret: yoink!
Bro he is literal goals, he is flipping immortal
For whatever reason my Floridian mind autocorrected crocodile to alligator, and then I thought logically and almost commented to correct him to crocodile
Lotta people forget about crocodiles in Florida.
@@TKDragon75to be fair, they’re only found in the southern part of the state while alligators are everywhere
To be fair, I didn't know that there were American crocodiles before this channel and I have had a hyper fixation for crocodilians since I was 12. All thanks to our dear friend Steve, rip croc hunting, khaki man; you are sorely missed.
@@dannispann9077 I've known we had crocodiles since I was about 7 because of a book I read
Bruh the crocodile has better dental care than most british people i know smh
“I don’t want to scare him,” he says to a fckinh gator 😂
Even the Everglades fear him 💀
At this point I memorized all the species of snake in the Florida everglades without ever visiting the everglades
"he may look like he wants to kill me, but thats just his face 😌✨✌️" lol 😂💀
Definition of an *florida Man🔥!*
my boy the crocodile is having a flash back 💀
That gator is calm 😆
"when he sees it's me he's gonna run off"
Bro has a reputation 💀
"We he sees its me, he'll run away" 😂
This guy is freaking awesome. The fact that he does this all during night time, too is crazy.
"Oh a T - rex "
"Yoink"
For those wondering if this guy's human, he's actually a Floridan (Homo floridae), a hominid species that evolved from Homo sapiens to live in the Florida Everglades.
Their unique adaptations also allow them to thrive in various tropical environments, such as the Amazon Rainforest.
Everglades wildlife: Maybe if we stay still, Yoinkman won't see us...
YOINK!
Wildlife: DAMMIT!
That croc at the beginning is INSANE
"Oh it's a T-Rex! YOINK!" 😭😭😭😂😂
Literally all creatures over there scared of him 😵😅
Bro, just be careful. Love your videos and I hope you're always protected by your guardian angel.
“He may look like he wants to kill me by that’s just his face”
The face 👹
idk why but the alligator catching a fish is one of the cutest things ive seen on this channel.
Barefoot is just next level... He probably has discovered immortality
But, that’s just his face!!!! Lol. I love it!!!!
One day Chuck Norris met Garret, it gave him inspiration to create Australia
The day the videos stop we'll all just assume he yoinked the wrong animal and yoinked his last yoink.
I liked your videos🎉
Tokay geckos sound like gameboy pokemon
Great content
Bro the croc in the beggining was straight out from a toothpaste commertial-
'He may look like he wants to kill me but that's just his face', lol that's hysterical
Man's sneakin' past quieter than ninjas in socks tip-toeing on thick carpet
Bro really just said "i dont want to scare him" to a f*cking gator while stepping next to him in swamp...
Everyone is gangster until the real gangster arrives 😂
That gecko sounded like a Pokemon in real life. Didn’t know that such animals existed.
Even Steve Irwin wore boots
garrett is very educational, and i appreciate that
He's the florida man of steve irwin. "HE'S ANGRY!"😂
YOINK
"Oh look, a cobra"
"Yoink"
"Oh its a velociraptor!"
"yoink."
"He might look like he wants to kill me, but that's just his face" 😂
garret: a gentle yoink
snake: fighting for its life
“He may look like he wants to kill me but that’s just his face” I need that on a sign 💀
Glad the puppies arnt mad at you for seeing other species😂
“Oh, hello Mr frog,… you are not supposed to be here”
Love these vids
“Oh it’s a poisonous scary Michel Jordan dunk “
“Yoink”
That's a million dollar smile.