r/IDontWorkHereLady | Park My Car or you'll be fired! Throw Your Car Keys at People, Your Car Towed

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

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  • @tonsilsthecat3430
    @tonsilsthecat3430 4 года назад +47

    She gave the keys to him? Nope. She assaulted him with them, throwing them hard enough to knock his glasses off.
    And since keys are considered a weapon of opportunity when being attacked...She could have been in some deep doo doo.

    • @priscillaromero2305
      @priscillaromero2305 4 года назад +7

      totally agree, she was lucky he just didn't take off with it and park it about 2 blocks away

    • @Evilroco
      @Evilroco 4 года назад +8

      @@priscillaromero2305 when the story got to that point I was thinking "drop down drain" but dumpster in smoothie is also a good choice

    • @randommindz6782
      @randommindz6782 3 года назад +1

      Well considering she went dumpster diving, I imagine some kid's diaper was in there.....and therefore was already in deep doo doo

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 2 года назад +2

      @@priscillaromero2305 Nah, across town, doubleparked.

  • @Roblyn2020
    @Roblyn2020 4 года назад +35

    Enjoyed the positive story at the end. The other two are hilarious. Have a great day, be safe and make good choices.

  • @grahamnutt8958
    @grahamnutt8958 4 года назад +15

    That last story made a refreshing change...... almost restores my faith in human nature 😊.

  • @normalaird8262
    @normalaird8262 4 года назад +5

    It is nice to see someone actually appreciate something that was done for them. We need more OL's like the one in the last story.
    Take Care and Stay Safe. xxx

  • @joycetaepke2533
    @joycetaepke2533 4 года назад +8

    The lady in the last story was so sweet!

  • @toradora1439
    @toradora1439 4 года назад +5

    Her throwing her keys at him was the assault. The keys hitting him in the back of the head was battery. Plus, if his glasses were damaged in any way as a result of her keys knocking them off his head, then thats property damage as well. She would face jail time with those 3 charges alone.

  • @BersealiaDreamheart
    @BersealiaDreamheart 4 года назад +40

    “Oh well, hope the hairdresser didn’t mind her smelling like garbage.”
    I’m sure they didn’t mind because the new perfume fits her personality.

  • @rachelhoyle5728
    @rachelhoyle5728 4 года назад +2

    What a nice lady at the last story to find and call his real work and recommend he get a raise. We need people like this in the world!

  • @Donna-qt1ot
    @Donna-qt1ot 4 года назад +4

    The last story was excellent! Kindness does pay.

  • @michaelbatts7149
    @michaelbatts7149 4 года назад +22

    Nowadays you throw anything at someone and they will most likely beat the stew out of you!

    • @em1osmurf
      @em1osmurf 4 года назад +3

      yeh, the kids down the street use baseball bats and machetes. zero tolerance.

  • @WraythSkitzofrenik
    @WraythSkitzofrenik 3 года назад

    Awww that last old lady was the sweetest.

  • @mariemartin7056
    @mariemartin7056 4 года назад +13

    Nothing like a beautiful morning , breakfast and Redwheel stories

    • @VTXavi
      @VTXavi 4 года назад +1

      Marie Martin ikr? Best thing ever in the morning tbh

    • @greed94
      @greed94 4 года назад +1

      What a beautiful Duwang

  • @dcvariousvids8082
    @dcvariousvids8082 4 года назад +24

    “Don’t you take an oath or something?”
    Dear me! How can someone be that dumb and still manage breathing?

    • @dizzysdoings
      @dizzysdoings 3 года назад +2

      I was so glad I wasn't eating or drinking anything when he starting saying the"oath". I would have needed to clean off my phone.

    • @stephanginther9051
      @stephanginther9051 3 года назад +3

      When I was a kid, 'blond jokes' were still a thing. Being blond myself, I took morbid delight in telling them. For the sake of propriety though I'll use the term karen instead.
      A karen walks into a barber shop wearing headphones. She takes a while to figure out what haircut she wants claiming to have never had it done at a shop before. The barber talks her through a few options and she decides. Then he asks her to remove her headphones. the karen gets really nervous and says she can't do that. The barber explains that he can't cut her hair while she's wearing them so they _have_ to come off and she can put them back on after. The karen reluctantly take the headphones off and sits for the haircut. At one point the karen seems to fall asleep. The barber didn't mind and just finished the cut. After he finished, he went to wake her only to realize he wasn't sleeping, she was dead. Perplexed he calls the authorities and while he waited, he picked up her headphones and listened. Upon putting on the headphones they played in a calm voice, 'breathe in....breathe out....breathe in....breathe out."

    • @florianstadler5666
      @florianstadler5666 2 года назад

      @@dizzysdoings I just wanted to complain about that : I HAD to clean my laptop screen :-D

    • @jamesweekley1087
      @jamesweekley1087 2 года назад

      To think she has the right to vote and to raise children. God save America and her kids.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 2 года назад +1

      Ah yes, the "Oath of the Waitress"! 😆

  • @mikeq7536
    @mikeq7536 4 года назад +1

    LOVE the keys-in-the-smoothie-in-the-trash!!

  • @rustydragonling
    @rustydragonling 4 года назад +2

    Loved that last story.

  • @plannedsarcasm6930
    @plannedsarcasm6930 4 года назад +13

    To the smoothie story, you would not be in trouble.

    • @deonmurphy6383
      @deonmurphy6383 4 года назад +1

      JJ Jones considering she committed battery on the individual, she is the one the police could have arrested.

    • @dcinrb8538
      @dcinrb8538 4 года назад +3

      She's white. He's Hispanic.
      Last February an unarmed Black man was attacked and gunned down by racists father and son. The father had been in the police force. No one was arrested because the sheriff called the shooting justified. Two months later a cellphone video surfaces, Ahmaud Arbery is jogging and an oversized pick up truck blocks him. The son punches him, the father guns him down. Premeditated murder of an unarmed man. The sheriff had the video for two months. Be safe.

  • @darthlloyd3545
    @darthlloyd3545 4 года назад +1

    That story at the end was worth coming here for! Sure you might not work there, but even helping out on another like that can make everything go smoother for all. Unless the person ignores you when you explain you don't work there and do not know

  • @umdasu
    @umdasu 4 года назад +4

    possession is 9/10ths of the law. the way i see it she gave him that escalade.

  • @melissaupton2097
    @melissaupton2097 4 года назад +25

    The woman who thought a waitress from another restaurant should serve her no matter what restaurant she's in needs to be in a mental ward in a straight jacket with tape over her mouth... or in jail. I'd like to see her try to order around cops and criminals.

    • @jamesweekley1087
      @jamesweekley1087 2 года назад

      Mental ward. Stupidity isn't officially a crime yet.

  • @AquamarineMemories
    @AquamarineMemories 4 года назад +1

    I love unexpectedly wholesome stories.

  • @KJ-ny7je
    @KJ-ny7je 3 года назад

    That “Waitress / Server Oath” was a pretty good one. As articulate as James is, I would have been interested in seeing how long and ridiculous it could have been.

  • @XthegreatwhyX
    @XthegreatwhyX 4 года назад +1

    It's insane what people get away with towards waiting staff in your country. If you tried shit like that here, your waiter would throw you out so fast you'd hear the doppler effect in the owner and staff's laughter.

  • @mysteryfan15
    @mysteryfan15 4 года назад +10

    I thought he was going to drop the keys in a storm drain.

    • @sahhull
      @sahhull 4 года назад +1

      I didn't drop them, they hit me and dropped thru the grate.

    • @aulduronsmith5577
      @aulduronsmith5577 4 года назад +1

      Or thrown them on top of a building.

  • @beckygould7509
    @beckygould7509 4 года назад +1

    Like that last story ! An IDWHL story where the lady was nice and not entitled!

  • @scorch2155
    @scorch2155 4 года назад +1

    That first story....that women sounds like a car theirs dream. Just handing over her keys like that? Free car!

  • @nkervmedia
    @nkervmedia 4 года назад +1

    The fact that you actually wrote the oath is amazing

  • @krystinreives7776
    @krystinreives7776 4 года назад +2

    The curse of being a rich person can cause people to be entitled, racist, and rudely demanding karma can come back to bite them for all the bad things they’ve done. 😤😭

  • @Ogrematic
    @Ogrematic 4 года назад +1

    I used to work at sears as a mechanic. (Remember sears?) I did tires and batteries, wipers, headlights, etc. We had a shop with bays on each side and a lane down the middle. One day, some rich guy in a mercedes pulls into the shop, blocks the lane, gets out, and locks his car with his keyfob. He then says to me as I am walking across the shop, "I need a balance and rotate, check the tire pressure and while you're at it, clean off my windshield." (I don't do windows.) He then threw his keys at me, from a good 40-50 feet away. I let them hit me in the chest and drop to the ground. I stated, "Sir, if you would please move your vehicle so we can get cars in and out of the shop, park it in the lot, and go to the service writer's desk inside, they can get your paperwork done and we can get started on your work." Then I walked into the storage area to get the tires for the car I was working on. He walked over, grumbling, picked up his keys and parked outside. I finished the car I was working on, dropped the repair order and keys in the done box, and then got his car. After I was done, right before I got out of his car I farted in it. I did not clean his windshield. Don't talk down to people and don't throw your friggin' keys at techs. We hate that. My boss said the guy was mad, but when he told him he threw his keys at me, my boss told him, "Don't do that." I didn't get in trouble.

  • @jamesweekley1087
    @jamesweekley1087 2 года назад

    Nice last story. Heartwarming and unexpected. You expect the old lady to be a Karen and she turns out to be the anti-Xaren.

  • @cogpamp21schannel4
    @cogpamp21schannel4 4 года назад +7

    I always watch videos like this, especially my 20th birthday today

    • @Donna-qt1ot
      @Donna-qt1ot 4 года назад +2

      Happy birthday🎂🎁

  • @chief3378
    @chief3378 4 года назад +1

    Love the end of the second one that you add on to

  • @Berky-db1dq
    @Berky-db1dq 3 года назад

    The "Restaurant Oath" is my favorite. I think that person took the "Stupid B**** Oath".

  • @ultimatelovejunkie4122
    @ultimatelovejunkie4122 3 года назад

    "I don't work here lady" seems to be a trigger word for crazy people.

  • @wfcoaker1398
    @wfcoaker1398 3 года назад

    If I had been parking lot guy, I'd have pocketed the keys and walked away. Lol

  • @itjustmemanning8441
    @itjustmemanning8441 4 года назад +3

    I'm glad I don't understand how Karen's brain works. My brain hurts just hearing about what she says and does!

  • @ladytenor9876
    @ladytenor9876 4 года назад +2

    Thank you, RedWheel! I feel so much better. 😉💖

  • @michelj.gaudet5048
    @michelj.gaudet5048 4 года назад +1

    Hmm_ would of been nice if the first guy had 'gone overboard' with THANKING her as he walks towards the car, and as he gets in the car, he continues thanking the lady, finally eliciting from her, "What are you thanking ME for?" Reply: "Why, for being such a wonderful lady and GIVING me this car. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!" as he starts it up and very slowly starts to drive away, giving her plenty of time to catch up while she is exploding that she did no such thing. Then he gets out, drops keys on ground, and walks away.

  • @noididnt7972
    @noididnt7972 4 года назад +1

    No, the poluce would NOTb do anything to you. What would be the charge, "Disposing of keys that the woman obviously didn't want as she threw them at you?"

  • @mbyerly9680
    @mbyerly9680 4 года назад +1

    A local woman fell in to a dumpster and couldn't get out. She died when the dumpster was emptied. Sadly, she was a nice person, not a Karen.

  • @Makete100
    @Makete100 4 года назад +1

    These were all good but the car keys had me LMBO. I would have chucked them in to traffic but he had a better idea.

  • @philraymond2543
    @philraymond2543 Год назад

    Escalade story: After her rant, I would have taken her keys and thrown them away somewhere else, where they could never be found, Though there is some satisfaction in the idea of her rummaging around in the dumpster.

  • @demyagant8938
    @demyagant8938 4 года назад +1

    I would have went joy riding in her car if she throw her keys at me. And pond it for money

  • @stephanginther9051
    @stephanginther9051 3 года назад

    This happened about 2 hours ago. I was getting some frozen fish at my local supermarket and a man with a cart stopped, looked me in the eye and asked, 'Do you work here?' I said no, he got a little flustered and apologized. Then I stopped him and said, "I _have_ however lived a block from here for 10 years, what's you question.' He paused and stammered, "Uhm, where's the sandwich bread?' to which I replied, 'two isles down.' He gave me a nervous smile, thanked me and left.

  • @em1osmurf
    @em1osmurf 4 года назад +2

    6:09 driving a vdot 24 ton hard sling wrecker, and drunk driver side-swiped me on a divided road, wrong way. knocked him into the divider grass. walked up and asked him wtf? grabbed his keys and did a fast-ball pitch across the road. he got toad.

  • @jameszimmerman6430
    @jameszimmerman6430 3 года назад

    The last one - FINALLY!!! A happy ending

  • @nightdweller6446
    @nightdweller6446 4 года назад

    So by the oath story, a nurse would be obliged to be a nurse anywhere, anytime outside of their own position or employment. Yeah, no. That isn't going to fly.

  • @aking3624
    @aking3624 2 года назад

    Call the cops, she could have been arrested for assault with car keys!!

  • @horacesimon1393
    @horacesimon1393 4 года назад +1

    Bothe story were funny and I like the last story

  • @life02ab
    @life02ab 4 года назад +1

    SOOOO love these clips!!!

  • @MarcieArnold-e1r
    @MarcieArnold-e1r 8 месяцев назад

    I Almost think I would have driven the car around the corner and locked the keys inside

  • @MrFgmoney960
    @MrFgmoney960 4 года назад

    People's stupidity never stops to astound me. Karma is a bitch. And I love these stories. Thank you

  • @michellelunn4024
    @michellelunn4024 4 года назад +1

    Car story, he aught to have just thrown them over his shoulder and walked away while she was mouthing off

  • @MedOKC
    @MedOKC 4 года назад +1

    oh, my! The vagaries of the "entitled!"

  • @priscillaromero2305
    @priscillaromero2305 4 года назад +1

    crazy lady with the waitress oath, I hope that when she left she took the order with her, I would have..

    • @Donna-qt1ot
      @Donna-qt1ot 4 года назад +1

      I think she did!!! Best revenge for a Karen!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣❤

  • @Soggy-In-Seattle
    @Soggy-In-Seattle 4 года назад +1

    Waitress Oath... ROTFL 😂

  • @beckygould7509
    @beckygould7509 4 года назад

    I work retail, trust and believe there is no limits to stupidity!!!

    • @strudel_reviews
      @strudel_reviews 4 года назад

      Ah good ole stupidity where the possibilities are endless

  • @barrymccarty4222
    @barrymccarty4222 2 года назад

    Last story: better than getting a complaint isn't it??

  • @oldwoman5942
    @oldwoman5942 4 года назад +1

    The parking story. You would not be in trouble.

  • @barelyasurvivor1257
    @barelyasurvivor1257 4 года назад +1

    🌟🌟🌟
    Great Stories

  • @patricialadd520
    @patricialadd520 2 года назад +1

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @brianshoman1723
    @brianshoman1723 3 года назад

    So if you work at one restaurant, every other restaurant keeps your W4 on file?

  • @bryanlarson1605
    @bryanlarson1605 4 года назад +2

    story #1 aaaah, karma

  • @ablestmage
    @ablestmage 4 года назад +1

    lol one 🤚 over ❤️, other 🖐 over a menu 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @bradleyeis7319
    @bradleyeis7319 4 года назад

    She said Park it, she did not say where to park it. I would have drove around for a while and left it 20 miles away. Its parked.

    • @toradora1439
      @toradora1439 4 года назад

      While I agree with the sentiments, the police most likely would have viewed that as car theft. Not worth that headache. What he did was good enough in my opinion.

  • @gaveintothedarkness
    @gaveintothedarkness 4 года назад +1

    Thanks for not using the word "wholesome" to describe the last story. I hate that word. Also thanks for not asking us what we would do in each situation like other channels.

  • @randommindz6782
    @randommindz6782 3 года назад

    6:09 - HA!
    9:06 - bitch got waitress confused with nurses for godsakes, and that makes it even more irritating.
    11:00 - well isn't that swell of her?

  • @knoil1
    @knoil1 4 года назад

    Well done I like it ha ha

  • @demyagant8938
    @demyagant8938 4 года назад

    The smoothie story, if that poor trashy ass of a person smack me on the back of my head I'm fighting I'm black(f) by the way.

  • @dizzysdoings
    @dizzysdoings 3 года назад

    Why oh why do people have to judge you based on the color of their skin? It has never made sense to me. People look down on someone with darker skin, then try to get a tan.

  • @delaticaldigital
    @delaticaldigital 4 года назад

    The best episode of IDWHL by RedWheel
    If anyone's disagree, *you can eat the pistol-*

  • @Naadeneo
    @Naadeneo 4 года назад +1

    You know you cares rich entitled people? Yes the main problem are rich entitled people. I'm sure 80% of these stories are them or people who think they are rich. Like you I have only been called slurs by those.

  • @jws1948ja
    @jws1948ja 4 года назад

    I have read this one numerous times.

  • @ondrejmilink2934
    @ondrejmilink2934 4 года назад

    Nice vids

  • @geoffstrickler
    @geoffstrickler 3 года назад

    Love your waitress oath.

  • @badbiker666
    @badbiker666 4 года назад

    Wow - dug deep to get these. I read a couple of them about, I don't know, a year ago maybe?

  • @michaelmayden2492
    @michaelmayden2492 3 года назад

    I really liked the first story. COMMERCIAL, though, got you a thumbs down!

  • @afterbirth5733
    @afterbirth5733 4 года назад

    Obviously fake stories.

  • @aaronsondag8347
    @aaronsondag8347 4 года назад +1

    You need to stop repeating stories you have already told and just copying other people's videos story for story. And yes I have heard all of these stories before months before you uploaded this video . All in 1 video in the same order.

  • @fhuber7507
    @fhuber7507 4 года назад

    Since you are now just repeating stories you have already told...
    I am going to unsub and block your channel.

    • @rachelhoyle5728
      @rachelhoyle5728 4 года назад

      F Huber ????? 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @sadman824
      @sadman824 4 года назад

      You didn’t have to comment that...

  • @hoodlumrocknroll1
    @hoodlumrocknroll1 3 года назад

    If I had somebody toss their keys to a really expensive car at me, I would just reply to them. "Thanks for the free car. I don't work as a valet."