Karen called the cops on that guy hoping they would shoot him... despicable behavior... I've said this before and I will say it again, ALWAYS PRESS CHARGES! That's the only way these harridans will learn their lesson...
In regards to the last story......... when my sister and I take sightseeing/tourist excursions, “going to the local Walmart” is always on our list of things to do/see.
The last story just got me so tickled. I'm still having fits every time I think about it especially now because my old Persian cat has a problem with gas and just lit one up a second ago.😂😂
"I fart for revenge. I fart for justice." You just loved that quote. I could tell by how much you put into both readings of it. I've decided to adopt it as my new mantra. ;)
Last story...LOL...tee hee hee; ha ha ha ... (Still giggling...) Whew...Now THAT was a good one😄😉 And who doesn't love a good fart joke? Thank you so much; I really needed it!💋😁
1: You'd think the get up that OP was wearing would actually give Karen the Hint. But nope. Either she's blind as a bat or as Sharp as a Blunt Tack. I mean, what other reason would there be for her to call the Police just because someone who doesn't work there refuses to give you Service. 2: Best way to play mind games with a Karen is just pretend you work there and just say "I quit, go find your own damn Coffee Beans". I mean what's she going to do, have you arrested for doing what SHE was trying and failing to do? 3: "Farts of Justice!!" Every SMT Fan should get this altered quote ^_^
Love the last one. And just think, she probably assisted the process by shoving the list into his stomach. By the way, I'm pretty sure Fartman has appeared on Whose Line Is It Anyway?
In that last story, if that lady was such a highfalutin lawyer, what the hell was she doing in Walmart? I would think Walmart would not be good enough for her to shop in.
She wanted a wrench and then she didn't. Then she just wanted to give railway guy grief. She wouldn't want free wrenches at that point. At least that's how it seems with these fools.
Ohhhh brillant ... Only a Brit could fart off a Karen so effectively. You see we're just not fazed by that type as much. Former Brit store manager with 34 years in retail. ( Hig end electronics ).
🌟🌟🌟 Love your voice RedWheel It has the right tone for Em,Karen's,Chad's ,etc great job The First one, you don't work here, and you did not help me, so I will follow you and call the cops on you for no reason Sigh, I mean she had to follow you through the whole store, and outside to the railroad tracks,she needs a life or some community service time The second one renews my faith in humanity, (well until the Karen inevitably shows up) I help people in stores if they are short, or look like they need help, i am 6'4 so a tad tall and my mom raised me to offer help ,its just the thing to do . Typical Karen always insult the supposed employee to insure better service ,I mean when someone insults you at work , you always want to help them more right ? Great way to end it just quit from your non job and leave.no mus no fuss . WTG I did not know that Walmart did your shopping for you ? Great title on that and great if Smelly ending
You know what I'd do if that lawyer gave me that list? I'd grab a cart and run from aisle to aisle grabbing candy, chips, cheap beer and tons and TONS of tampons! I'd return to the lawyer and say, "Here's your groceries!" Then when she started to scream about how I didn't get her a thing on her list I'd reply, "No, I did get everything on your list, let me show you!" Then I'd hold her list up and shred it in front of her and leave.
That last story had the perfect (rear) end. BTW, there was a story about a teenage guy being harassed by some Karen in a store, and the guy simply smiled and let in rip in her general direction, then turned away and continued with his shopping. Wise guy - 1, Karen - 0.
First story is really interesting. How in the world would someone mistake a RR worker for a retail person? Especially since the guy had the name of the RR company on his shirt?
Lmao! " Not all heros wear capes. " But, perhaps that one should wear a diaper. Just to be safe. As we all know, cleaning surprise crap out of pants is no fun at all.
i worked a fast food and retail job at the same time for 2 years before i got a better job and let me tell you ive seen multiple cases of the second and third stories and honestly we sometimes stayed back to see how the person being mistaken as an employee handles thing but usually step in before things get out of hand also in the retail store it was store policy for employees on break to refuse to help customer while we were on break because that would be considered working while on break
Karen, go find another employee; whether you believe the first person and realize your mistake, your best course of action is to find someone else. The time to go full Karen is not until every associate has refused to help you; not just the first time you mistake another customer for an employee. Even then, it's probably best just to leave and never return. File a complaint with corporate if you want, but don't disrupt the store with nonsense.
My husband and I went to a movie before we had to go to this store and return a defective product it was out 3rd and none of them worked right. It had been less than a week after we bought it. No 30 days had past, this woman didn't want to return it and refused to refund our money. My husband gets horrible gas after he eats popcorn. So you guessed it he let's out a "popcorn fart" it stunk so bad I had to leave not cause of the fart cause I was laughing too hard. The worker returned our money just to get my husband out of the store. But we ended up with vouchers in the mail after another coworker complained to the manager about her. They reviewed the security footage and caught our address from the return slip with our address on it. I haven't seen that lady there since then .
The idiot that called the cops falsely. Should be arrested. People can be seriously hurt or killed if someone calls in a false report and resources are being wasted on that false report. Because it keeps those cops sent on a wild goose chase, from being available to help someone that truly needs it. What a witch. She needs to be in jail a good long while.
I can relate to letting a bit of gas loose to rude people. Setting the way back machine to 1980 when I was a mail clerk & jack of all trades they could stick me with. It was mid-afternoon & I had to do the final mail run, then hurry back to a large office furniture moved the team was working on. Those guys gotta a break & I got the mail run. The elevators were unusually slow & packed. After passing 3 full elevators I finally get one that is about 1/2 empty, I say excuse me. Some of the snippy admins started to whine at me about taking another elevator. I said this was the 4th and final one. They started complaining even louder. The elevator stops at the next floor & I let a big juicy fart go as the door was closing. I could hear them gasping & one used my name n vain. The next morning I see Linda who was the biggest mouth of the bunch, she said touche! They were not very nice to me & they felt bad after the air cleared. I said, gyro gas can be the worst of all. She laughed & apologized.
I call BBBBBBBSSSSSS on the last story. NOBODY goes to any store in the States and expects to give a shopping list for some employee to go fill. Not down here anyways.
As I live in the UK when I do my shopping I don't use Walmart. Oh sorry ASDA. Who knows as ASDA was bought out by Walmart. As suck has Walmart in big letters on the side of the building. After reading how many Karens go to Walmart. I am even less likely to go to ASDA now.
Lisa Rogers I do not often to my local Asda as they do not carry some things I prefer (never any decent wholemeal bread for example, only that nasty soft plant bakery type)
Not going to lie, that last story put a huge smile on my face. Have a great day, make good choices and stay safe.
The last story omg......laughing here trying to picture her face as fe farted on the paper. oh how i wish i was a fly that day.
If he had been wearing a cape it would be blowing in the wind
Are you French? Why else would you talk to me in that outragggoooouuusss accent?
RUN AWAY ! ! !
@@vilstef6988 I told him we already got one.
He could have then sung, "The answer, my fiend, is blowing in the wind..."
The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind.
3rd story : Not the hero they want but the hero they need
Karen called the cops on that guy hoping they would shoot him... despicable behavior... I've said this before and I will say it again, ALWAYS PRESS CHARGES! That's the only way these harridans will learn their lesson...
She did file a false police report, so there would be grounds to file charges against her.
@@SurfinScientist idk, she might be able to convince the judge she was stupid enough to really make the report in good faith.
Not all heroes wear capes, but if OP did it would definitely be flapping in the wind.
Last story: you're my hero! And what an amazing superpower!
"Not all heros wear capes"
Me: In this scenario, *they wear pants*
some with holes
The Joys of being a union railroader
I don't care how old you are, farts are funny. I wasn't expecting the guy to do that to the list and I literally giggled out loud- GOL haha!!
Laura AKA ZacZgurl 77 and sometimes farts can be used defensively.😆
"I fart in your general direction!" 🤣
In regards to the last story......... when my sister and I take sightseeing/tourist excursions, “going to the local Walmart” is always on our list of things to do/see.
😆 lmfao at the revenge fart..... OP missed a trick however and should have wiped his arse with the list!!
The last story just got me so tickled. I'm still having fits every time I think about it especially now because my old Persian cat has a problem with gas and just lit one up a second ago.😂😂
"I fart for revenge. I fart for justice." You just loved that quote. I could tell by how much you put into both readings of it. I've decided to adopt it as my new mantra. ;)
If only everyone could bottle farts up for rude, entitled people, the world would be a brighter, albeit, smellier place. 😂
Just buy a Whoopee Cushion and have it at the ready. Practice your quick draw, blow, and squeeze times.
I"m so familiar with the term "percussive maintenance." Used to work in IT. Sometimes you just hadda do it.
Historical site .. "Walmart?!" Oh ok👍🏾😀😀😀
BRAVO OP in that last one. *me bowing* IM NOT WORTHY! IM NOT WORTHY!
Last story...LOL...tee hee hee; ha ha ha ... (Still giggling...) Whew...Now THAT was a good one😄😉 And who doesn't love a good fart joke? Thank you so much; I really needed it!💋😁
1: You'd think the get up that OP was wearing would actually give Karen the Hint. But nope. Either she's blind as a bat or as Sharp as a Blunt Tack. I mean, what other reason would there be for her to call the Police just because someone who doesn't work there refuses to give you Service.
2: Best way to play mind games with a Karen is just pretend you work there and just say "I quit, go find your own damn Coffee Beans". I mean what's she going to do, have you arrested for doing what SHE was trying and failing to do?
3: "Farts of Justice!!" Every SMT Fan should get this altered quote ^_^
Love the last one. And just think, she probably assisted the process by shoving the list into his stomach. By the way, I'm pretty sure Fartman has appeared on Whose Line Is It Anyway?
“I fart for Revenge, I fart for Justice” I can hardly wait to hear THAT story, waiting ig.
The last story about the Englishman who farted, tell that story to immigration office and you will be given immediate citizenship.
the best responce to a Karen threatening to get you fired is, "Well if you want to prove to everybody what a fool you are, go for it. Good luck".
Fartman is my new hero.
These cats would be red if I could figure out how to do that:
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Herding cats for Redwheel!
In that last story, if that lady was such a highfalutin lawyer, what the hell was she doing in Walmart? I would think Walmart would not be good enough for her to shop in.
Last story - you can take a Brit out of Britain, but they don't leave their Britishness at customs.... love it! :)
I have listened to this several times and laugh every time I hear it. OMG it's soooo funny.
If you think Walmart is big; you should see the warehouse stores like Sam's Club and Costco; you can fit two Walmart stores in one of those.
Afaik the Walmart associates are not required to be your personal shopper!
She wanted a wrench and then she didn't. Then she just wanted to give railway guy grief. She wouldn't want free wrenches at that point. At least that's how it seems with these fools.
Ohhhh brillant ... Only a Brit could fart off a Karen so effectively. You see we're just not fazed by that type as much. Former Brit store manager with 34 years in retail. ( Hig end electronics ).
That last story had me laughing so hard..that was funny indeed
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Love your voice RedWheel
It has the right tone for Em,Karen's,Chad's ,etc great job
The First one, you don't work here, and you did not help me, so I will follow you and call the cops on you for no reason
Sigh, I mean she had to follow you through the whole store, and outside to the railroad tracks,she needs a life or some community service time
The second one renews my faith in humanity, (well until the Karen inevitably shows up) I help people in stores if they are short, or look like they need help, i am 6'4 so a tad tall and my mom raised me to offer help ,its just the thing to do .
Typical Karen always insult the supposed employee to insure better service ,I mean when someone insults you at work , you always want to help them more right ?
Great way to end it just quit from your non job and leave.no mus no fuss .
WTG
I did not know that Walmart did your shopping for you ?
Great title on that and great if Smelly ending
Have no idea if the last one was real, but great fun.
You know what I'd do if that lawyer gave me that list? I'd grab a cart and run from aisle to aisle grabbing candy, chips, cheap beer and tons and TONS of tampons! I'd return to the lawyer and say, "Here's your groceries!" Then when she started to scream about how I didn't get her a thing on her list I'd reply, "No, I did get everything on your list, let me show you!" Then I'd hold her list up and shred it in front of her and leave.
That man farted for all of us! I am laughing so hard right now I can steer the car.
the last story now that is what I call GIVING A KAREN HER JUST DESSERTS THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL
That last story had the perfect (rear) end.
BTW, there was a story about a teenage guy being harassed by some Karen in a store, and the guy simply smiled and let in rip in her general direction, then turned away and continued with his shopping. Wise guy - 1, Karen - 0.
The last story made me.laugh out loud.
I would have crumpled the list and left after she left.
First story is really interesting. How in the world would someone mistake a RR worker for a retail person? Especially since the guy had the name of the RR company on his shirt?
With Karens, that is irrelevant. If they take it in mind that you work there, it's set in concrete for them.
Percussive Maintenance. "Don't force it. Get a bigger hammer."
Lmao! " Not all heros wear capes. "
But, perhaps that one should wear a diaper. Just to be safe.
As we all know, cleaning surprise crap out of pants is no fun at all.
It's too bad cops can't haul in Karens for being affronts to humanity.
i worked a fast food and retail job at the same time for 2 years before i got a better job and let me tell you ive seen multiple cases of the second and third stories and honestly we sometimes stayed back to see how the person being mistaken as an employee handles thing but usually step in before things get out of hand also in the retail store it was store policy for employees on break to refuse to help customer while we were on break because that would be considered working while on break
"Wanted to see all the historical sites so we went to Walmart." 💀💀💀
Ask if you can make that third story title into some merch for your channel!
Wait?! OP was at a Walmart, holding a video game, without having to ask for an employee to unlock the unit. What year was this?!
Maybe they got it from one of the bargain bins.
Regarding the 1st story calling so apparently her confusion is his fault? That's why she called the cops on him?
Karen, go find another employee; whether you believe the first person and realize your mistake, your best course of action is to find someone else. The time to go full Karen is not until every associate has refused to help you; not just the first time you mistake another customer for an employee. Even then, it's probably best just to leave and never return. File a complaint with corporate if you want, but don't disrupt the store with nonsense.
My husband and I went to a movie before we had to go to this store and return a defective product it was out 3rd and none of them worked right. It had been less than a week after we bought it. No 30 days had past, this woman didn't want to return it and refused to refund our money. My husband gets horrible gas after he eats popcorn. So you guessed it he let's out a "popcorn fart" it stunk so bad I had to leave not cause of the fart cause I was laughing too hard. The worker returned our money just to get my husband out of the store. But we ended up with vouchers in the mail after another coworker complained to the manager about her. They reviewed the security footage and caught our address from the return slip with our address on it. I haven't seen that lady there since then .
The idiot that called the cops falsely. Should be arrested. People can be seriously hurt or killed if someone calls in a false report and resources are being wasted on that false report.
Because it keeps those cops sent on a wild goose chase, from being available to help someone that truly needs it. What a witch. She needs to be in jail a good long while.
First story: still would have called the cops over and let them know exactly WHY they were called.
Okay, that WAS, funny, too bad you couldn’t have dropped your knickers, held that paper to your bottom and givenit back to herball soggy and sticky
Laughed out loud at the fatty pants. 🤣😂😆😅🤣😂
I can relate to letting a bit of gas loose to rude people. Setting the way back machine to 1980 when I was a mail clerk & jack of all trades they could stick me with. It was mid-afternoon & I had to do the final mail run, then hurry back to a large office furniture moved the team was working on. Those guys gotta a break & I got the mail run. The elevators were unusually slow & packed. After passing 3 full elevators I finally get one that is about 1/2 empty, I say excuse me. Some of the snippy admins started to whine at me about taking another elevator. I said this was the 4th and final one. They started complaining even louder. The elevator stops at the next floor & I let a big juicy fart go as the door was closing. I could hear them gasping & one used my name n vain. The next morning I see Linda who was the biggest mouth of the bunch, she said touche! They were not very nice to me & they felt bad after the air cleared. I said, gyro gas can be the worst of all. She laughed & apologized.
Ngl, I would have loved to see that last one. Btw, I'm notorious for my farts too. :)
I call BBBBBBBSSSSSS on the last story. NOBODY goes to any store in the States and expects to give a shopping list for some employee to go fill. Not down here anyways.
The last one was great! I would have shoved the list into my pants, farted, then handed it back.
Manager asks what #2Me's name is - "Why, it's Clay...Gasious Clay"
Welp, here's another example of a story I recognized as being repeated. That first one with the train/port worker.
It is kind of unbelievable that someone in the States would shove a list at even a real employee at Walmart expecting it to be filled in that manner.
I like stories
I love your revenge of a.good long smelly far aimed right at the.Bword well done
Gotta admit these had me rolling. I'm glad to have joined this sub.
Last story guy:fart
Everyone:he is the messiah
As I live in the UK when I do my shopping I don't use Walmart. Oh sorry ASDA. Who knows as ASDA was bought out by Walmart. As suck has Walmart in big letters on the side of the building. After reading how many Karens go to Walmart. I am even less likely to go to ASDA now.
Lisa Rogers I do not often to my local Asda as they do not carry some things I prefer (never any decent wholemeal bread for example, only that nasty soft plant bakery type)
That made me grin thank you
Can ANYONE tell me where in the States, there is a Walmart where the employees do YOUR shopping for you? Besides the call in we have now.
My dad loves fart humor but I tend not to but this is an exception lol
Best one yet !!
How come everyone keeps spelling costumer as costumer, which is someone who makes costumes?
I know I misspelled customer wrong. That is what i meant not costumer twice
@@hkjuhucampbell4005 And with that realization, you got the answer to your question.
Unfortunately u cant do much with stupid it just stays that way because they entitled they think that every one is here on this earth to serve them
Hahaha hahaha So Funny! 🤣
Love it. Fart for Justice! Gross but effective.
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It. Was. Good. lmao
AISLE!!!!!!!!
Sixth!!!! 😂😂😂
First!?!?
Yay!!!
The railroad is a repete frtom an older one.
THIS HAS BEEN ON BEFORE, BOTH OF THEM....
Jeff, take off those stupid glasses!!!!
Farts really
Dude??? The first two were in other videos
LOL