When it's 1865 and you have to free your slaves

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @xviveYT2
    @xviveYT2 4 месяца назад +5377

    "Land of the free but you can't own people" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @hanna4752
      @hanna4752 4 месяца назад +18

      realll

    • @SkinnyEatWorld95
      @SkinnyEatWorld95 4 месяца назад +41

      That was exactly when I started laughing uncontrollably 😂

    • @M-Z-E-U-J-HB
      @M-Z-E-U-J-HB 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@millo7295 nothing like the UK, unless you have the US national guard go to your house and bust out all of your windows because you didn't pay the window tax, or confiscating your TV because you dont have a TV License anymore 😂

    • @allaware1971
      @allaware1971 4 месяца назад +11

      Never knew he was libertarian.

    • @Ricocossa1
      @Ricocossa1 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@allaware1971what makes you think he is?

  • @SinSayWu
    @SinSayWu 4 месяца назад +4275

    parody hits unbelievably different
    "Thought it was just a myth, now they're a full five fifths" is actually genius

    • @hllblldlx
      @hllblldlx 4 месяца назад +100

      i couldnt believe it when i first heard him say it. bro actually knows the lore. i think he needs an oscar for this performance

    • @Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid
      @Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid 4 месяца назад +65

      ​@@hllblldlx "Knows the lore"? I'm not even American and I know this lmao, this is common knowledge

    • @hllblldlx
      @hllblldlx 4 месяца назад +54

      @@Ariel_thenotsolittlemermaid unfortune to say, but most people dont know anything about that part of american history, especially people my age.

    • @lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ
      @lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ 4 месяца назад +4

      why?

    • @amirjalilian639
      @amirjalilian639 4 месяца назад +8

      Sorry to tell you this buddy but no it isn’t

  • @roazim
    @roazim 4 месяца назад +3056

    guy1: yo the slaves are free
    guy2: really? no way!
    guy1: ikr, i was so tired of paying for them

    • @treymoment
      @treymoment 4 месяца назад

      Technically all slaves are free. Just abduct a baby and raise it to serve you, no harm no foul.

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 4 месяца назад +38

      Made my day, thank you 😂😂😂

    • @rs07scapeNews
      @rs07scapeNews 4 месяца назад +22

      Holy shit thats a new level of fucked up

    • @TheRockinDonkey
      @TheRockinDonkey 4 месяца назад +9

      I read that in Zach's voice.

    • @julianparsons3027
      @julianparsons3027 3 месяца назад +10

      Guy 1: Is not enough we have to *_BUY THEM?!_*
      ...Not just buy them, but buy them in an *_auction._* Oh, and we have to insure them while they are on the ships ...and technically the crew.
      Guy 2: Wait, don't the people who own the ships have to insure and pay the crew?
      Guy 1: Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh, but they pass those costs onto *_me,_* and I want them for free... I don't care if they're swept out to sea... Dee-dee-dee-, diddly dee...
      Guy 2: That last part really doesn't go with the rest of the song.
      ...Also, I'd advise you to stop singing altogether. This song is extremely similar to another famous song from a famous animated movie. You wouldn't want Disney to sue you, would you?
      Guy 1: Disney hasn't even been founded yet.
      Guy 2: IN A SKIT OVERFLOWING WITH ANACHRONISMS, *_THIS_* IS WHAT YOU TAKE AWAY FROM THE CONVERSATION, DUDE?!
      ...you know what? I hope Lincoln gets the drop on you and shoots you instead. I'll figure out how to make my rent somehow...

  • @chefster
    @chefster 4 месяца назад +3333

    Rumor has it he never printed that form

    • @gameshift2020
      @gameshift2020 4 месяца назад +44

      It was probably out of black ink

    • @Kingeskong
      @Kingeskong 4 месяца назад +17

      @@gameshift2020he would never make it in black ink

    • @ShaikaShuriken
      @ShaikaShuriken 4 месяца назад +4

      @@Kingeskong bruh they're enslave him

    • @Kingeskong
      @Kingeskong 4 месяца назад +4

      @@ShaikaShuriken Ik it’s a joke have you heard of it

    • @boring_content
      @boring_content 4 месяца назад

      @@gameshift2020 he had black ink but he was out of magenta so his printer told him to go fuck himself

  • @DaFalconator
    @DaFalconator 4 месяца назад +3149

    The constant moans were hilarious

    • @mentallydisturbedllama473
      @mentallydisturbedllama473 4 месяца назад +21

      I just simply have to agree. 😂

    • @RichardBaran
      @RichardBaran 4 месяца назад +30

      Sounds like my wife hahahah

    • @chrisk6637
      @chrisk6637 4 месяца назад +11

      ​@@RichardBaranLol

    • @Vompi840
      @Vompi840 4 месяца назад +15

      UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

    • @timothyvenable3336
      @timothyvenable3336 4 месяца назад +6

      It would be annoying if it wasn’t so hysterical 😂😂😂

  • @Baked42L0ng
    @Baked42L0ng 4 месяца назад +893

    “Why didn’t the slaves fight for us”
    “Some did”
    “Thats crazy we pulled that off” bruhe this caught me hard 😂

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 4 месяца назад +16

      They didn’t though. The Confederacy in its literal last weeks was going to conscript slaves, but time had already run out.

    • @dairebulson7122
      @dairebulson7122 3 месяца назад +52

      @@warlordofbritannia I mean, there were some slaves who fought for the Confederacy in isolated cases, but not systematically

    • @jeanakatherine9369
      @jeanakatherine9369 3 месяца назад

      Daniel Tosh did a joke like this…heard it b4

    • @stegotops7415
      @stegotops7415 3 месяца назад +2

      @@dairebulson7122depends on what you mean by “fought”

    • @bmstyty3549
      @bmstyty3549 3 месяца назад

      @@dairebulson7122that’s false no slaves fought with the confederacy all they were only used as laborers , cooks and hospital workers

  • @anonimanonim2710
    @anonimanonim2710 4 месяца назад +1290

    "It's like the government enslaved my profit margins"
    That's just taxes lol

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 4 месяца назад +22

      at least income tax wasnt invented yet so pretty much they werent paying shit.

    • @maximodubs4189
      @maximodubs4189 4 месяца назад +13

      @@Jebu911 It should've stayed that way

    • @jdogzerosilverblade299
      @jdogzerosilverblade299 4 месяца назад +31

      @@maximodubs4189 taxes literally exist to fund everything you do XD. know all that plot of land where your stores for food clothing and everything else. yeah they wouldn't exist without taxes. stating the obvious aside. they have not been using them all that well so its like 90% of the money might as well be thrown in the trash.

    • @pane0_018
      @pane0_018 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@jdogzerosilverblade299 Why wouldn't they?

    • @jdogzerosilverblade299
      @jdogzerosilverblade299 4 месяца назад

      @@pane0_018 greed. they still use it for what it is used for since if they don't the country grinds to a halt and everything crashes. but when so many stupid shit happens and is allowed to happen with tax payers money then its clearly used outside of what it is meant to be used for. for example funding morons like just stop oil and woke parades. 2 collosal problems. well just stop oil is more a nuisance but the woke crap is corrupting people and grooming kids. and we got the police defending them. i don't mean as in verbally I mean they protect them physically instead of actually enforcing the law. some of the people there are straight up naked and the police doesn't do anything. then you have the money that goes to hospitals that mutilate kids. so yeah that's 3 problems that are supported by the government and paid for by tax payer dollars. not to mention any of the other thousand of minor problems that keep stacking up.

  • @KavinKrishnaswamy
    @KavinKrishnaswamy 4 месяца назад +2474

    That song was fire.

    • @janpolansky9668
      @janpolansky9668 4 месяца назад +13

      What is the melody please.

    • @Erizedd
      @Erizedd 4 месяца назад +40

      @@janpolansky9668 'A Whole New World' from Disney's Aladdin.

    • @janpolansky9668
      @janpolansky9668 4 месяца назад +11

      @@Erizedd I thought i was Aladdin but i wasnt sure.

    • @RP-mp4ow
      @RP-mp4ow 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@janpolansky9668you...will NEVER be Aladdin!

    • @janpolansky9668
      @janpolansky9668 4 месяца назад +7

      @@RP-mp4ow Fuck i wrote it wrong

  • @peterg76yt
    @peterg76yt 4 месяца назад +736

    Printing in 1865 was actually a lot harder than it sounds.

    • @tombkings6279
      @tombkings6279 4 месяца назад +6

      Source?

    • @casualfanatic4217
      @casualfanatic4217 4 месяца назад +26

      That’s actually true. I would also be complaining if I had to use a printing press

    • @pubjubz
      @pubjubz 4 месяца назад

      @@tombkings6279 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Printing_Press

    • @dtexdarkus
      @dtexdarkus 4 месяца назад +13

      True, but also W-4 forms didn’t exist

    • @skaterrabbit2005
      @skaterrabbit2005 4 месяца назад +57

      @@tombkings6279 source is it was the fucking 1800s 😭😭

  • @Andy-jh2fs
    @Andy-jh2fs 4 месяца назад +762

    2:14 Holy crap, the comedic timing of "that's crazy we pulled that off" absolutely took me out 😂😂

    • @dinoz2113
      @dinoz2113 4 месяца назад +5

      Literally 🤣

    • @ElderSteak5
      @ElderSteak5 Месяц назад

      Can you explain that to me please? I didn’t understand it

  • @awesomesquid420
    @awesomesquid420 4 месяца назад +678

    “thought it was just a myth, now theyre a full 5/5” good reference lmao

    • @bartolhrg7609
      @bartolhrg7609 4 месяца назад +7

      What reference?

    • @kygun8493
      @kygun8493 4 месяца назад

      the 3/5 compromise, population determined seats in congress (aka political power) and states w slaves wanted them to count. an amendment was passed counting each slave as 3/5 of a person until it was repealed years after the civil war @@bartolhrg7609

    • @pinklove1924
      @pinklove1924 4 месяца назад +67

      @@bartolhrg7609 this is reply made by @ineednochannelyoutube2651, they explain it perfectly, basically slaves was counted as 3/5 of a person
      "The US Constitution divides seats in the House of Representatives by the population of eligible voters of each state, but when the constitution was being written Southern Slaveholding states wanted slaves to count as population for the purposes of apportioning seats. The reasoning behind this was "I want to have more votes in congress".
      They compromised with northern states by saying that 3/5ths of "all other persons" would be counted. Exact quote. (they didn't want to write the word slave or slavery in the constitution)
      It's not a declaration that they were 3/5ths of a person, because that would have meant the south acknowledging they were people at all. It was a power grab that has come to reflect the founders deep hypocrisy on the issue of slavery, one that was tolerated in order to found the country."

    • @ineednochannelyoutube2651
      @ineednochannelyoutube2651 3 месяца назад +8

      @@pinklove1924 Thanks for quoting me directly!

    • @versatileduplicity9313
      @versatileduplicity9313 3 месяца назад

      ​@@pinklove1924 obviously

  • @serenegeneration
    @serenegeneration 4 месяца назад +155

    And we officially found walt disneys first version of the song lol

  • @toad_690
    @toad_690 4 месяца назад +715

    rare footage of zach's kitchen

    • @BackupChannel-nq6fg
      @BackupChannel-nq6fg 4 месяца назад +1

      Idk why but I feel like this comment deserves the nearly 500 likes

    • @toad_690
      @toad_690 4 месяца назад +2

      @@BackupChannel-nq6fg ikr

  • @joe_z
    @joe_z 4 месяца назад +406

    0:49 I wish the "no you don't" in response to this anachronism was more like, "Income taxes don't exist yet, and won't be invented for another fifty years!"

    • @boggless2771
      @boggless2771 4 месяца назад +18

      But still those w4s.... Hes gonna need a printer.😊

    • @cathulionetharn5139
      @cathulionetharn5139 4 месяца назад +9

      I think Lincoln created a tax as a "temporary" solution to fund the civil war but not sure if it's the income tax

    • @joe_z
      @joe_z 4 месяца назад +7

      @@cathulionetharn5139 I was thinking more of the Sixteenth Amendment sort of income tax (where the amendment was ratified in 1913). Before that, the idea of a W-4 wouldn't really make sense.
      But true, technically there _was_ an income tax right about then, so you couldn't make that joke pedantically.

    • @chaconneind3777
      @chaconneind3777 4 месяца назад +2

      It works because the video is an implicit satire of today’s America

    • @gillipop1
      @gillipop1 4 месяца назад +2

      indeed does though

  • @puppy0cam
    @puppy0cam 4 месяца назад +377

    a musical was not quite what I envisioned, but fucking hilarious regardless.

    • @HaleyMary
      @HaleyMary 4 месяца назад +5

      I loved all the animals singing! 😂

  • @theoreticalexercise
    @theoreticalexercise 4 месяца назад +326

    Good details. In the beginning: "whats up JOHN"
    In the end: "ok im going to shoot Lincoln"
    John is John Wilkes Booth. 😭😭
    And a FULL 5 FIFTHS!? 😭😭

    • @roseJ96
      @roseJ96 4 месяца назад +14

      lol good catch. And honestly, given how petty John Wilkes Booth was, it checks out lol

    • @TheRavenCoder
      @TheRavenCoder 4 месяца назад +7

      Booth was not a plantation owner nor did he personally have any slaves.

    • @theoreticalexercise
      @theoreticalexercise 4 месяца назад +7

      @@TheRavenCoder cool story bro

    • @aussieglizzy
      @aussieglizzy 4 месяца назад +2

      @@theoreticalexerciseIf that’s a story to you, I’m afraid of what you’ll call Cat in the Hat.

    • @theoreticalexercise
      @theoreticalexercise 4 месяца назад +3

      @@aussieglizzy even cooler story bro

  • @izzo4231
    @izzo4231 4 месяца назад +113

    "Don't you dare pass civil rights "
    Holy shit lol I'm dying

  • @Soldfor62cents
    @Soldfor62cents 4 месяца назад +159

    The neighbors hearing this go down 💀

    • @recalcitrantpotato
      @recalcitrantpotato 4 месяца назад +2

      A great idea for the sequel

    • @Soldfor62cents
      @Soldfor62cents 4 месяца назад +6

      @@recalcitrantpotato well I meant both that and his neighbors hearing him record this video

    • @Solrex_the_Sun_King
      @Solrex_the_Sun_King 4 месяца назад +4

      Fun fact: They wouldn't hear it in the same order as us. They are wearing different shirts, and I really doubt he changed inbetween each line

  • @kevinduffy7383
    @kevinduffy7383 4 месяца назад +87

    My wifes response to the animals showing up during the song: "Has anybody checked on him?"

  • @Bogdan-ll3fp
    @Bogdan-ll3fp 4 месяца назад +168

    4:07 OH MY GOD IT ALL GOES FULL CIRCLE, THIS IS AWESOME

    • @Bogdan-ll3fp
      @Bogdan-ll3fp 4 месяца назад +13

      Might be the most ive been dedicated to a cinematic universe ever, Im gonna make a flow chart

  • @cha_s16
    @cha_s16 4 месяца назад +411

    They're a full 5 fifths is nefarious work

    • @jameswalker68
      @jameswalker68 4 месяца назад +6

      I’m not American - can u explain the reference?

    • @thisflyingpotato4227
      @thisflyingpotato4227 4 месяца назад

      ​@@jameswalker68 It was considered that a slave was worth only 3/5th of a man, if you ask me, I'd say that humor could pick cotton

    • @SifArtorias
      @SifArtorias 4 месяца назад +48

      ​@@jameswalker68Sure, back during slavery there was some legislation passed that considered a slave as 3/5 of a person. You can probably find more context by searching it, I don't remember the exact details or terminology used.

    • @karthiktirumala1773
      @karthiktirumala1773 4 месяца назад +27

      @@jameswalker68the US senate is based of population of each state. Southern states had less population than the north so they made every slave 3/5th of a person.

    • @justineberlein5916
      @justineberlein5916 4 месяца назад +23

      ​@@jameswalker68 Originally, slaves and Native Americans only counted as 3/5 of a person for the census. Though contrary to popular belief, it was actually the South that wanted them to count as full persons, not the North, because it was a really easy way of bolstering their numbers in the census for more representation

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 4 месяца назад +1347

    It's a shame they lost that war😭
    It wasn’t even about slavery!
    "Yeah? Then what was it about?!"
    Property.
    "What kind of property!?!"
    Farming Equipment.

    • @realrickyshea
      @realrickyshea 4 месяца назад +42

      That's so bad😆

    • @ronyorobio7096
      @ronyorobio7096 4 месяца назад +107

      That was dark. So were my ancestors. Nice joke. Really.

    • @thomassmith6232
      @thomassmith6232 4 месяца назад +6

      Actually it was about unfair taxation.

    • @nosajimiki5885
      @nosajimiki5885 4 месяца назад +31

      @@thomassmith6232 Yes, but to elaborate on that, it was because the house, senate, and president were all majority Republican, and it was almost certain that the supreme court was going to turn over to majority Republican within the term of Lincoln. This effectively nullified the idea of checks and balances, and returned the South to the same state of Taxation without Representation that lead to the American Revolution. Throughout most of Lincoln's presidency and the Civil War, Lincoln said over and over that he had no intention of freeing the slaves and that slavery had nothing to do with the war. His original claim was that the war was about unity: that if the South were allowed to leave that it would leave America more vulnerable to the British trying to re-establish control (this is why the north was called the Union). The idea of freeing the slaves was a political move made more than 1/2 way into the war because Lincoln was losing popular support for the war; so, he used slavery as a claim of moral necessity to justify the immense loss of life the war had caused.

    • @chilfang2422
      @chilfang2422 4 месяца назад +8

      @@thomassmith6232 wrong war

  • @Nik0st0s
    @Nik0st0s 4 месяца назад +104

    During the musical part, the animals joining in was the icing on the cake😂

  • @godofmilitaryarts
    @godofmilitaryarts 4 месяца назад +102

    "I'm gonna go shoot Lincoln"
    Holy shit,that plot twist came out of nowhere.

  • @MaskedMenace616
    @MaskedMenace616 4 месяца назад +131

    the "NO...they CANT" "there ARE"😂😂
    I love the pink hoodie guy in disbelief😂😂😂

    • @jeromevaleska2014
      @jeromevaleska2014 4 месяца назад +7

      If they’re wearing a pink hoodie they’re anything but a guy.

    • @Jupiter-T
      @Jupiter-T 4 месяца назад

      @@jeromevaleska2014 Do you have a problem... with a color? What makes it undesirable except that it's associated with women, and that means cooties?

    • @LickurOnTop
      @LickurOnTop 4 месяца назад +7

      @@jeromevaleska2014what?

    • @Ukaran
      @Ukaran 4 месяца назад +5

      @LickurOnTop
      He always wears pink clothes when playing a woman. So in this case, the pink one was the slaver's wife.

    • @Jupiter-T
      @Jupiter-T 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jeromevaleska2014 My comments keep disappearing for some reason. But I replied to you asking if you had a problem with a pointless thing like a color.

  • @Ninjago20009
    @Ninjago20009 4 месяца назад +83

    " I have to give to work because I haveto give up my slaves" had me balling

  • @EvanRybak
    @EvanRybak 4 месяца назад +68

    To be fair, printing out a form in 1865 was a lot harder

  • @joebuckley2180
    @joebuckley2180 4 месяца назад +89

    "Now they're a full five fifths" killed me

    • @NiennaFan1
      @NiennaFan1 4 месяца назад

      I'm the 69th like!

  • @㘭
    @㘭 4 месяца назад +711

    He misunderstood what "free the slaves" meant when he was voting.
    He thought it meant the price

    • @griffin8er845
      @griffin8er845 4 месяца назад

      You voted for free slaves: 😊
      You realized you voted for *free* slaves: 🫥

    • @yodaman8015
      @yodaman8015 4 месяца назад +8

      Because we couldn’t figure out the joke..

    • @ΠαναγιώτηςΧατζηπαναγιώτου-τ5ε
      @ΠαναγιώτηςΧατζηπαναγιώτου-τ5ε 4 месяца назад

      Shut up, I didn't get it the the first time and he was helpful. You 're just being a PoS​@@yodaman8015

    • @AWSOMzombie
      @AWSOMzombie 4 месяца назад +3

      @@yodaman8015oh wow it's almost like not everyone is gonna understand that, ain't that just so crazy

    • @definitely_not_Hirohito
      @definitely_not_Hirohito 4 месяца назад

      They didn't exactly vote for it

  • @sellotape06
    @sellotape06 4 месяца назад +69

    Ariel has been real quiet since this dropped
    *Aladdin

    • @jeromevaleska2014
      @jeromevaleska2014 4 месяца назад +10

      Lincoln’s been real quiet since that gunshot.

    • @zikkihomes
      @zikkihomes 3 месяца назад +2

      @@jeromevaleska2014 Damn😂

  • @martysmaps7411
    @martysmaps7411 4 месяца назад +18

    Crazy part is that freeing slaves actually helped a lot of plantations because they didn't have to pay their workers much, and their workers now expanded the consumer base meaning more people purchasing from plantations

  • @oliviertoublanc9146
    @oliviertoublanc9146 4 месяца назад +184

    He doesn’t know there’s a free intern update

    • @DeadMedia-vf4je
      @DeadMedia-vf4je 4 месяца назад +26

      Ugh but then he needs to print out the papers to hire them

    • @Narniangirl17
      @Narniangirl17 3 месяца назад +9

      And also prison labor 😬😬

    • @DeadMedia-vf4je
      @DeadMedia-vf4je 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Narniangirl17 that’s still a thing?

    • @IzyanAzhad
      @IzyanAzhad 3 месяца назад

      Sadly yeah.​@@DeadMedia-vf4je

    • @newp0rt
      @newp0rt 3 месяца назад

      @@DeadMedia-vf4je duh

  • @boluaygepong5920
    @boluaygepong5920 4 месяца назад +66

    3:31 I want to see the retention graph for this skit 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lonealotlately2546
    @lonealotlately2546 2 месяца назад +9

    I didn't realize he was pretending to be John Wilkes Booth until he said he was going to go shoot Lincoln🤣🤣🤣

  • @lukemeck
    @lukemeck 4 месяца назад +30

    Bro!!! That song literally came out of nowhere!!! What a great tune!

  • @flabbetgaming
    @flabbetgaming 4 месяца назад +85

    zach spitting absolute FIRE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @0tosavage1969
    @0tosavage1969 4 месяца назад +34

    the animals nearly made me lose it, and the complaining was on point, looks like i will subscribe

  • @sneakdroids
    @sneakdroids 4 месяца назад +31

    So unfortunate that he's not willing and able to print that form.

  • @asterix7912
    @asterix7912 4 месяца назад +36

    Disney needs to hire this man for their musical numbers

  • @YourUltimateStarGazer
    @YourUltimateStarGazer 4 месяца назад +62

    The discord has fire suggestions 🔥🔥🔥

  • @bellissimo4520
    @bellissimo4520 4 месяца назад +9

    "Why didn't we fight harder???"
    "You didn't fight - AT ALL!!"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lonewolf360gaming
    @Lonewolf360gaming 4 месяца назад +31

    Bro is a top tier procrastinator

  • @-r-3656
    @-r-3656 4 месяца назад +19

    "But that's so RACIST!"
    Bro changed team XD

  • @dejinnthedjinn5311
    @dejinnthedjinn5311 4 месяца назад +38

    3:15 Man's so confused.

    • @Supermario64fangd
      @Supermario64fangd 4 месяца назад +1

      Erm that's a woman can't you see she's wearing pink 🤓☝️

  • @JustinBlades-s2v
    @JustinBlades-s2v 4 месяца назад +275

    Ironically, turns out the most effective argument for reinstating slavery involved a disney parody.

  • @Cashcorn
    @Cashcorn 4 месяца назад +28

    Was not expecting that twist at the end

  • @m.s.9744
    @m.s.9744 4 месяца назад +20

    WTF! Zach is f*king insane!! Laughed so hard during the song I don't know how the video ended. I have to go back and rewatch it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @telperinquarcurufinyelde1597
    @telperinquarcurufinyelde1597 4 месяца назад +12

    2:40 Bro is questioning his life choices 😂

  • @d1poorpeoplehater
    @d1poorpeoplehater 4 месяца назад +167

    spotify when ?

  • @danielfox4168
    @danielfox4168 4 месяца назад +202

    0:18 Oh yeah, I forgot that the republicans used to be the progressive party.

    • @maestrulgamer9695
      @maestrulgamer9695 4 месяца назад +29

      Back when being progressive actually meant something.

    • @pauls7154
      @pauls7154 4 месяца назад +42

      Naa, we’ve just always been the right party. Stood against slavery then, stood against racism, stand against abortion now, always stand for human rights. Never quit democrats just rebranded human rights abuses.

    • @shaggyssandwich
      @shaggyssandwich 4 месяца назад +31

      @@pauls7154 I'm not American, but I think Donald Trumps is the biggest reason why people dislike republicans. At least most of us Europeans find him undesirable as a president, which makes the whole party look bad. I don't know everything about the republican nor the democratic party, just that Kamala has presented herself a lot better than Trump...

    • @danielfox4168
      @danielfox4168 4 месяца назад +7

      @@shaggyssandwich Donald Trump and MAGA (Make America Great Again) are basically America’s UKIP. I wouldn’t call them exact parallels but they have a lot in common.

    • @shadoww914
      @shadoww914 4 месяца назад

      ​@@pauls7154 my man, Lincoln would've hated you and every other modern republican. Don't even try to pretend you have the same values as they did. Both sides can lie all they want, it doesn't take away the fact that a major party switch occurred after Lincoln. Today's republiCUNTS aren't anywhere near the respectable and dignified Republicans of his time. Full stop.

  • @EnderrNR100
    @EnderrNR100 4 месяца назад +10

    “Now there a full 5/5ths” that has got to be the best line in the entire script.

  • @Smallpriest
    @Smallpriest 4 месяца назад +27

    You're telling me they went from 3/5 to 5/5?
    How did that happen, mitosis?

  • @LaineyBug2020
    @LaineyBug2020 4 месяца назад +24

    Uuuugggghhhh, I have to rewrite the lyrics to a Disney song from the perspective of slave owners and still make it a low key bangerrrrr......

  • @Ur_1bestie..
    @Ur_1bestie.. 4 месяца назад +12

    “Them slaves got to go”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GarrettRabins
    @GarrettRabins 4 месяца назад +27

    "it's nothinggggg 😩"

  • @ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken
    @ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken 4 месяца назад +42

    Better than anything disney has made for the past several years

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 4 месяца назад +2

      I heard 'Inside Out 2' was good.

    • @alexisdogbo7958
      @alexisdogbo7958 4 месяца назад +1

      Having this much of a hate boner for Disney content is wild😂 I mean, I don’t like most of their stuff either but comments like these are so weird. Also yeah, inside out 2 was good, but aside from that I’d agree if The Owl House didn’t exist

    • @StJimmy765
      @StJimmy765 4 месяца назад +2

      @@alexisdogbo7958
      He has a point tho. Pixar is still its own entity, and shows like Owl House are more creator driven than their mainline movies. The plot of Wish has been rumored to have been written by AI, and nobody was surprised. Also, why tf is there a Moana remake less than 10 years after the original??

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 4 месяца назад

      @@alexisdogbo7958 I don't think the hate is because of the content. I think its the attitude Disney has for the customers/fans/lower-classes. Disney has made movies people didn't like before but it wasn't until about 2012-2016 that they started being openly hostile to people. This is where (I think) that the 'hate boner' begun.

  • @Stan1the2man3
    @Stan1the2man3 Месяц назад +2

    "Don't you dare pass civil rights" Is WILD💀

  • @kerwinbrown4180
    @kerwinbrown4180 4 месяца назад +11

    But you don't have to feed and house your employees. There also this great model called company town where you get your employees in so much debt they are stuck paying interest to you for life. In addition it is planned to scale the idea to a national and then global level. Yes, it will be glorious.

  •  4 месяца назад +349

    The 10 year old behavior and the Snow White musical just made my Sunday. Thank you so much 😂
    Singing with animals...Snow White...not that difficult to understand...

    • @HellspawnAirsoft
      @HellspawnAirsoft 4 месяца назад +25

      I didn’t know Snow White sang “A Whole New World” riding on a magic carpet? Wrong movie.

    • @TheD3ep0ne
      @TheD3ep0ne 4 месяца назад +19

      yo thats Aladdin ma dog

    • @MaskedMenace616
      @MaskedMenace616 4 месяца назад +9

      why is this comment from 3 days ago if the video was posted 1 hour ago💀💀💀💀?

    • @realrickyshea
      @realrickyshea 4 месяца назад +12

      @@HellspawnAirsoft I think they said "Snow White" because of the animals singing along.

    • @captainobvious8037
      @captainobvious8037 4 месяца назад +1

      That comment messed up my memory

  • @heinen345
    @heinen345 4 месяца назад +8

    You really hit it off with those notes Zack!

  • @thebeesknies
    @thebeesknies 4 месяца назад +25

    Bro made a song with the Madagascar movie cast 🤣

  • @chrislom5288
    @chrislom5288 3 месяца назад +1

    Brutally hilarious. Superb dialogue, absolutely fire CG and casting. 10/10

  • @MyWorld-eb9oz
    @MyWorld-eb9oz 4 месяца назад +59

    It's unbelievable how many corporations would've acted exactly like this guy if they were around back then, especially when most of them are the bitches whining about it like it's still a problem.

    • @justsomeitweeb
      @justsomeitweeb 4 месяца назад +32

      This is exactly how they act whenever their workers try to form unions.

    • @vijayendranvijay457
      @vijayendranvijay457 4 месяца назад +13

      Corps would act like that now if they could get slaves back instead of workers, some of which are exploited liked slaves these days anyway.

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 4 месяца назад

      Many of them support China, they have slaves.

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 4 месяца назад

      @@justsomeitweeb Nah they just kidnaped illegal immigrants.

    • @DWargs
      @DWargs 4 месяца назад

      And lots of them are still run by Democrats, oddly enough.

  • @JadedeaJade
    @JadedeaJade 3 месяца назад +1

    Lmao, you precious gem. Love your skits.

  • @jorgebarriosmur
    @jorgebarriosmur 4 месяца назад +9

    Slavery was very bad, evil, cuased a lot of suffering, a lot of people died suffering it or fighting for or against it, and aditionally the fate of the liberated slaves was "not as good as it could have been" for several generations more......
    BUT, on the bright side we have gotten this awesome song from it..........

  • @Way2caffeinated
    @Way2caffeinated 2 месяца назад +2

    “I thought it was just a myth but now they’re a full five fifths“….wow😂😢

  • @hazyfeeling
    @hazyfeeling 4 месяца назад +4

    The history class i’m taking in college right now helped me understand the five/fifths joke and I have never appreciated education more.

  • @ashardalondragnipurake
    @ashardalondragnipurake 4 месяца назад +4

    worst is that they never got a refund

  • @ExperienceAGiftOfGodAtLEVEL3
    @ExperienceAGiftOfGodAtLEVEL3 4 месяца назад +7

    Video suggestion, when your Arron Burr and Alexander Hamilton wants to write a 81 essays in a constitution in less then 6 months.

  • @counttommymarion7319
    @counttommymarion7319 3 месяца назад +6

    Actually, it is cheaper to have employees, then slaves.. because you have to feed, clothe, water, protect them, and give them ways to entertain them.

  • @weeklymemes-d2u
    @weeklymemes-d2u 4 месяца назад +5

    fun fact...the slaves took an extremely long time to fully be free. even after the law was passed they had to send people to tell the slaves they werenfree since owners were basically gatekeeping them.

    • @rickyrhodes9008
      @rickyrhodes9008 4 месяца назад +7

      Considering the fact that the 13th amendment makes a specific exemption for prisoners doing involuntary labor, and black people seem to go to prison longer than white people for the same crimes, one could argue that the slaves were never fully freed.

    • @OneAnarchistBoi
      @OneAnarchistBoi 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@rickyrhodes9008They go to jail longer because they commit more crimes statistically and also more likely to be repeat offenders, which the criminal system is harsh against. Source is the FBI.

    • @rickyrhodes9008
      @rickyrhodes9008 3 месяца назад

      @@OneAnarchistBoi Yes, black people commit more crime on average, but why is that? Have you ever followed the question further than that or do you just stop when you find something that validates your bigotry?
      And if you look at crime statistics, accounting for all other factors (including frequency and severity of crimes committed), you'll see a higher rate of incarceration among black and brown people relative to white people, and you will also see POC getting more time for the same crimes.

    • @Jack-he8jv
      @Jack-he8jv 7 дней назад

      @@OneAnarchistBoi is that the same guys that sold drugs to black neighourhoods to fund their terror organizations throughout the americas to create banana republics aka enslaved states to corporations which are still the biggest fruit companies today.

  • @Ridlay_
    @Ridlay_ 3 месяца назад +1

    I did NOT expect half the video the be a "Whole New World" parody holy frick I'm dying

  • @mentallydisturbedllama473
    @mentallydisturbedllama473 4 месяца назад +6

    I love that you're taking requests from people, super fun to see the ideas people write on the Discord show up on RUclips. [:

  • @asdads3948
    @asdads3948 4 месяца назад +11

    Holy shit we are evolving. Now he starts singing, what's next? Crazy dance moves?

  • @dankengine5304
    @dankengine5304 4 месяца назад +4

    "Now they're a whole five fifths"
    BRO 😭

  • @OSTCarmine
    @OSTCarmine 4 месяца назад +2

    Love the commitment to the bit on that song

  • @plsdontpokeme3298
    @plsdontpokeme3298 4 месяца назад +5

    Bro turned into a Disney princess.

  • @friskyunicorn21
    @friskyunicorn21 3 месяца назад +2

    The commitment to the part of the song that goes “dont you dare pass civil rights” made me lose it 😂

  • @boomgirlbucko
    @boomgirlbucko 4 месяца назад +4

    I love the reveal that he was the guy who shot Abraham

  • @pineapplesaucedaboss
    @pineapplesaucedaboss 4 месяца назад +2

    Reminded me of how hilarious that joke you made about the 3/5ths compromise in another video to come full circle at 5 fifths.

  • @carterferris07
    @carterferris07 4 месяца назад +5

    2nd part: When Wilkes Booth doesn’t show up for dinner

  • @user-fq7eh3jz7u
    @user-fq7eh3jz7u 4 месяца назад +11

    Alvin the chipmunk cameo was unexpected ngl

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 4 месяца назад +7

    Zac: now I need to do stuff myself? Someone call jim

  • @a.j.6832
    @a.j.6832 4 месяца назад

    I love to see you're still making videos man. I haven't watched this channel in years and to see this title just cracked me up

  • @bacoguy
    @bacoguy 4 месяца назад +16

    Republican Snowflakes is kinda hittin right on point these last couple years lol.

    • @LiamBarnes-e1i
      @LiamBarnes-e1i 4 месяца назад +3

      You are aware republicans were against slavery right?

    • @terryhintz3189
      @terryhintz3189 4 месяца назад

      @@LiamBarnes-e1i yeah.... but today's Republicans do suck.

    • @bacoguy
      @bacoguy 4 месяца назад

      @@LiamBarnes-e1i Yes. Then the party change happened. Republicans became democrats, Democrats became Republicans.
      So to answer your question, Yes, I am well aware, that the current republicans we have today, are the descendants of racists, bigots, and slave owners.

    • @someperson9998
      @someperson9998 4 месяца назад

      @@LiamBarnes-e1i You are aware that names mean nothing, right? The people of that Republican Party are long dead, and the ones today spout similar bigoted rhetoric to that of any other regressive in human history.

    • @coreyoz
      @coreyoz 3 месяца назад

      @@LiamBarnes-e1i Republicans these days are the ones that are "anti-woke". The irony is the joke.

  • @MrEOM41
    @MrEOM41 3 месяца назад +2

    Sinking into his seat with every inconvenience 😅

  • @obiwankenobi8271
    @obiwankenobi8271 4 месяца назад +4

    That full fifths joke was amazing oh my goodness.

  • @star.wars.figures
    @star.wars.figures 4 месяца назад +2

    Thats the best Zach Star Video in a while 😂👍

  • @deadlypandaghost
    @deadlypandaghost 4 месяца назад +39

    Point of order. Lincoln didn't win a single southern state. Ergo anyone who owned slaves literally couldn't have meaningfully voted any harder against Lincoln.

    • @dudeistpreist5721
      @dudeistpreist5721 4 месяца назад +2

      1.9% of the population.

    • @geisaune793
      @geisaune793 4 месяца назад +8

      I mean most southern states didn’t even put him on the ballot in 1860. And in 1864, the only elections that were held in the south at all were in Louisiana and Tennessee, and even then only because those two states had been effectively captured by the Union and were being governed by military governments. Those two states did technically vote for Lincoln in 1864 but I think they ended up throwing out their electoral votes anyway.

  • @coreyoz
    @coreyoz 3 месяца назад +1

    "Now they're a full five fifths." That was a bar

  • @michaellehmann2803
    @michaellehmann2803 3 месяца назад +3

    Just throwing it out there, the income tax didn’t exist until 1913, so you wouldn’t have to print out that W4 form…at least not for another 50 years!

  • @BaconHairDefaults
    @BaconHairDefaults 2 месяца назад +1

    I love how much it switches from 1865 to present like
    “But I have to make a post on indeed”
    “But those are MY crops”
    “But I still have to print out the W4 form”

  • @julgercards
    @julgercards 4 месяца назад +3

    A good sequel to this is John Wilkes Booth by wizards with guns. Really funny.

  • @officerSteam.
    @officerSteam. Месяц назад +1

    Unfortunately he never made it back to dinner

  • @Ferdinand_VonAegir
    @Ferdinand_VonAegir 4 месяца назад +5

    Still better than the live action Aladdin

  • @iamben42
    @iamben42 4 месяца назад +2

    This is perfect because I’m literally learning about this is History this week.

  • @JohnPaulArago
    @JohnPaulArago 4 месяца назад +5

    2:23 to the end had me dying

  • @CaptainBlitz
    @CaptainBlitz 4 месяца назад +28

    I forgot segregation was still a thing during then 💀1:40

    • @lightningjadejavier
      @lightningjadejavier 4 месяца назад +1

      This is probably why i know to myself in the next like hundreds of years, we may have equality in gender, race, and sxual preferences. We're probably just going through this video phase.

  • @nathanhiestand7470
    @nathanhiestand7470 4 месяца назад +1

    That “what’s up John” takes on a whole new meaning at the end there 4:06 😭😭

  • @matthewwyman1581
    @matthewwyman1581 4 месяца назад +5

    “Woke republicans” is a pretty funny detail