XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 2 Episode 32 - Laaard

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @ManMoth
    @ManMoth  3 года назад +55

    Hey guys, sorry for pinning this comment on all videos but I want to give you an update on the channel. I've been slowly adding a show archive to the videos including a full transcript added as sub titles and a full track listing (with links to RUclips videos for each track). Pilkipedia archive link has been added as well and I've been having fun illustrating some of KP's best bits, I'm adding these to a shop incase anyone is interested: www.man-moth.com/ It's taking me a while to update the archives, especially as I don't work Mondays so please bear with me as I chip away at it. Lots of love, Man Moth.

    • @I05-e4s
      @I05-e4s 3 года назад +4

      I've noticed the subtitles, and I appreciate them! Nice one, Man Moth! How you manage it while eating a whole jacket over a month is beyond me!

    • @jesschappellable
      @jesschappellable 2 года назад

      Thank you so much for all your hard work! Everyone needs to hear this show. It's bloody brilliant.

    • @frogzilla82
      @frogzilla82 2 года назад

      doing god's work Man Moth, keep chimping away!

    • @krisadams4561
      @krisadams4561 2 года назад

      THANK YOU!

    • @hanstragarsky1340
      @hanstragarsky1340 2 года назад +1

      Make a “your doing me fookin head in mug”

  • @MisterM2402
    @MisterM2402 7 лет назад +215

    R: "Sorry to Jewish people, sorry to Chinese people, sorry to Welsh people..."
    S: "...ugly fat women..."
    R: "Well, don't put the Welsh in twice."

  • @MrNottyNotty
    @MrNottyNotty 9 лет назад +321

    I'm Welsh and I haven't moved on from these broadcasts over 10 years ago. Karl has a point

    • @ThePaynes2022
      @ThePaynes2022 9 лет назад +61

      DId you ever randomly lose your shopping? ;)

    • @MrNottyNotty
      @MrNottyNotty 9 лет назад +22

      Fortunately I'm from Cardiff which is alright

    • @schpleeb
      @schpleeb 9 лет назад +17

      your feelings towards Anne Robinson?...

    • @dugwillis84
      @dugwillis84 9 лет назад +39

      Stephen Quinn Canadian here. I've got every radio broadcast and podcast memorized haha. I'll never get bored of these guys.

    • @HulaZombiex
      @HulaZombiex 8 лет назад +4

      Haha same! Side note; love your Red Dwarf picture 😂

  • @theblue6951
    @theblue6951 3 года назад +36

    Those little chuckles you do out loud when your drifting off is a great feeling.

    • @darrendin2050
      @darrendin2050 3 месяца назад +3

      Absolutely! The number of times my wife tells me off is too great to count!

  • @alandodd3184
    @alandodd3184 8 лет назад +445

    I would have loved to listen to these live on a Saturday. the excitement of waiting for them to come on.

    • @DDoig1
      @DDoig1 8 лет назад +95

      Only to find out it was another 'Best of'.

    • @DavidMcmenemy
      @DavidMcmenemy 8 лет назад +30

      Same here, mate. I think I was about 11 when these first started airing. Had no idea about them back then.

    • @kraken589
      @kraken589 6 лет назад +7

      David Mcmenemy I was about 10 or 11 too. And I’m American so I wouldn’t have known about them here.

    • @YourOwnDa
      @YourOwnDa 6 лет назад +73

      of a saturday

    • @Crunch_Buttsteak
      @Crunch_Buttsteak 6 лет назад +9

      @@kraken589 I'm from California, I discovered these guys in '09 or 2010 I believe & been listening ever since.

  • @jcrawley1
    @jcrawley1 9 лет назад +251

    "I don't know what we're doing now with our lives Steve" I love Ricky's moments of self awareness when he realises how mad the show is

    • @briarrose3687
      @briarrose3687 5 лет назад +2

      ShaunRL whoosh 💨

    • @Melbourne_Approach
      @Melbourne_Approach 3 года назад +27

      It's in those moments I remember that this was actually broadcast live on commercial radio lol

    • @Me-zo8yc
      @Me-zo8yc Год назад +2

      @@Melbourne_Approach We will never see the likes again.

  • @leedsgh
    @leedsgh 8 лет назад +63

    16.46 when Steve says "well he said it on Songs of Praise"... had me in stitches and cannot believe Ricky didn't react more! Sharp as a knife!

    • @HaydnG266
      @HaydnG266 4 года назад +6

      Yeah another one of his brilliant quips

  • @senorblanco4993
    @senorblanco4993 7 лет назад +202

    We went from Karl being worried about being on the poster to having multiple series on Sky where he travelled the world. What a career trajectory.

    • @Christoff070
      @Christoff070 3 года назад +44

      He needed his boiler fixed

    • @re20bt
      @re20bt 3 года назад +39

      @@Christoff070 Suzanne wanted a new kitchen

    • @pgsmith22
      @pgsmith22 2 года назад +5

      He learnt, you gotta have yer critics.

    • @barryoffeastenders
      @barryoffeastenders 2 года назад

      @@Christoff070 Ricky saw an opportunity

    • @Alex_student101
      @Alex_student101 2 года назад +4

      He went from being a stressed out baby with a frown, to a household name.

  • @Pianosnail12
    @Pianosnail12 4 года назад +268

    This should be prescribed as an antidepressant

    • @northernpunx1978
      @northernpunx1978 Год назад +20

      Self prescribe, medicate and share the wealth lol. I can’t believe how often I’ve listened to these.

    • @travisgoettl1
      @travisgoettl1 Год назад

      Unless you're a hairy Chinese kid

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 Год назад +19

      *except for: Chinese, Jewish, amputees, Christians, or the Welsh…

    • @truely12
      @truely12 Год назад +15

      They've definitely helped me thru some tough times tbh lol

    • @Tommycopter
      @Tommycopter Год назад +5

      I've been self medicating for years in that case

  • @lechill6920
    @lechill6920 5 лет назад +21

    Series 2 is the heart and soul of XFM shows

    • @Scallion_D
      @Scallion_D 3 года назад +1

      😍

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 месяца назад +1

      Agree, definitely my favourite series.

  • @KubbsWickedSoul
    @KubbsWickedSoul 7 лет назад +75

    6:00 Ricky's "Maaaaaaaaars" callback to the previous Songs of Phrase made me laugh out loud right when I was falling asleep

  • @alandodd3184
    @alandodd3184 8 лет назад +94

    one of Steve's best episodes.

    • @sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015
      @sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015 2 года назад +8

      Bartitsvah

    • @julianchamberlain5399
      @julianchamberlain5399 2 года назад +2

      Love the episode where Steve is grieved about his taxi fair to the airport.. but looking forward to hearing this one to better it.

  • @72barcode
    @72barcode 5 лет назад +47

    "If i was listening to me on the radio, i wouldn't know what i looked like" classic Karl

  • @KirkWilson86
    @KirkWilson86 7 лет назад +54

    "Buy it, sell it, the game's getting hard! Cuz someone's dealing you a losing card!" Hahaha love it when Ricky sings the theme song to Bread.

    • @Kmd-qp4kw
      @Kmd-qp4kw 6 лет назад

      Kirk Wilson Gotta find it get us a share gotta make bread out of nothin' but air

    • @tetsuoshima7385
      @tetsuoshima7385 4 года назад +3

      AboutFalling It’s great eh! Pure Ray Stokes style.🤣

    • @deltaframes-os4km
      @deltaframes-os4km 4 года назад +5

      @@tetsuoshima7385 are you 'avin a laff?

  • @missf7727
    @missf7727 4 дня назад

    I wish these shows ran on forever. My favorite discovery by far on you tube! 📻 ❤
    I remember the first time listening and then realising there was so many more episodes! It was such a happy place to escape to! 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟

  • @GelatinousCube-jw8vg
    @GelatinousCube-jw8vg 2 года назад +14

    This may be my favourite episode of the show. Gold from start to finish.

    • @conorkennedy3304
      @conorkennedy3304 Год назад +1

      "Close the stable door" is the funniest thing in broadcast history.

  • @joshold5840
    @joshold5840 3 года назад +45

    I love the moment Karl's talking about giving away tights and cigars at his disco, and Ricky realising nothing's changed "we play records and we give away crap that we found, it 'asn't changed has it?!"

    • @vividdylan400
      @vividdylan400 2 года назад +5

      Yeah, brilliant. And weirdly sweet

  • @joefaulkner22
    @joefaulkner22 8 лет назад +128

    smerch was Class in this Ep

    • @adamsubtract81
      @adamsubtract81 8 лет назад +13

      Said no-one ever.

    • @kylesmith6874
      @kylesmith6874 8 лет назад +7

      Joe Faulkner rare but he's on form here

    • @BoutYoungAnnaLee
      @BoutYoungAnnaLee 7 лет назад +2

      Bender

    • @HaydnG266
      @HaydnG266 5 лет назад +35

      @@kylesmith6874 rare? Merchant is the genius of these 3. Always on the ball with witticism.

    • @pradaSoH
      @pradaSoH 5 лет назад +12

      Mr Blue Sky Thank Christ someone said it lol. One half of the great mind behind The Office amongst many other award winning shows and movies. Not to mention his solo stuff is impressive too.

  • @Christophee1987
    @Christophee1987 8 лет назад +81

    I love that in Karl's mind, Jesus lived in a stable for his whole life on Earth.

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk Год назад +17

    I'm Welsh and I grew up in Wales, I agree with Karl that Wales can be a bit dull, grey and depressing, especially out west where it's very rural. In some ways it is a bit like going back to 'the good old days ' and I think this is partly why so many older people from England come to retire in Wales (along with cheaper housing).
    However, that said, I'd much rather live in Wales than London.

    • @paulkerrigan9857
      @paulkerrigan9857 Год назад

      Yeah it’s a beautiful country. I spent a lot of childhood holidays there with coal fires and cold, empty beaches. It was lovely. I hope it never loses that, ‘cause anywhere can be a loud, modern hell hole.

    • @Jwlar
      @Jwlar 19 дней назад

      Whenever you want to really appreciate home, just go to Birmingham.
      Every visit there has made me truly believe the term “greener on the other side”.
      I can confirm that my tragic, dilapidated valleys coal-mining Welsh town is a million times better than that shithole. It makes me thankful every time I open the blinds to the see the rolling hills.

  • @djb_15
    @djb_15 5 лет назад +12

    The finest intro of ANY show ever! "that's on its way to the hospice".... And to my knowledge, we never got the amusing link about the fly 😂😂😂

  • @CORNISHDUDE
    @CORNISHDUDE 9 лет назад +34

    20:00 Ricks welsh accent kills me here every single time (err 284th I think....)

  • @LFPGaming
    @LFPGaming 9 лет назад +32

    "postage and packaging"... omg, I cried!
    Imagine packaging a bengal tiger?!

  • @ValkyrieDaisy95
    @ValkyrieDaisy95 9 лет назад +70

    It's actually frightening when Ricky shouts manically at Karl, and cackles like a madman halfway through. XD

  • @ManForToday
    @ManForToday 7 лет назад +22

    'From 1983...'
    '...Illegal Briefs'
    'hahaHAHAHA!'
    Gets me every time.

  • @jcrawley1
    @jcrawley1 9 лет назад +71

    "And you saw like the little stable door closing?"

    • @WollongongWacko
      @WollongongWacko 9 лет назад +7

      always laugh hard at that part, tough when I'm almost asleep.

  • @GalacticAstroparticles
    @GalacticAstroparticles 9 лет назад +96

    1:00:20 : R:"No,no,no, KARL! Tell me what he said!"
    K:"No"
    R:"You've already stitched him up, he's thieving things from little Welsh fellas!"
    K:"I don't care..."
    R:"Right, what did he call her?"
    K:"I-I-I- Steve back me up on this..."
    R:"NOOO!"
    S:"Our opinion of him is already pretty low..."
    R:"Look! Tell me what he said!"
    K:"No, it's not I'm scared of what me dad gets, it's the person who's got..."
    R:"SHE'S NOT LISTENING IS SHE?"
    K:"Well, her 'eadphones wouldn't fit on 'er 'ead!"
    R:"HAHAHAHAHA! Tell me what he called her!"
    K:"I don't wan' to!"
    R:"Tell me what he called her Karl, I'm getting angry man, Tell me what he called her!"
    K:"No we'll leave that..."
    R:"TELL ME WHAT HE CALLED HER!"
    K:"It doesn't matter!"
    R:"TELL ME WHAT HE CULLED ER! KARL, JUST F-, I'm gonna go mental"
    S:"Seriously I want to know what he called her!"
    R:"Right you are not gonna stop this show, we are not doing the next show until you tell me what he called her!"
    S:"What did your father call the elephant head woman?"
    R:"Tell me!"
    .....
    K:"....Spood'ead..."

    • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
      @Sheriff_GrimLaw 9 лет назад +14

      Spud'ead...x

    • @WollongongWacko
      @WollongongWacko 8 лет назад +15

      I love the effort mate, reading bits like that is awesome, cheers.

    • @andrewb2931
      @andrewb2931 8 лет назад +15

      +orestisDisturbed Bravo for the wonderful transcript! Haha, it's not even that funny of a name, but the build up to it is just perfect

    • @Milan_Smidt
      @Milan_Smidt 8 лет назад +11

      +orestisDisturbed I can just read this and I hear everything in my head XD
      I think the XFM shows in book form would be fantastic.

    • @HopeVJustice
      @HopeVJustice 8 лет назад +4

      Spod'ead :p

  • @T48S
    @T48S 8 лет назад +67

    You can't give away THAT mouse-mat, it's a piece of foam!

  • @zakbrookin7422
    @zakbrookin7422 4 года назад +15

    Ricky’s heavy breathing. Gotta love it

  • @Me-zo8yc
    @Me-zo8yc Год назад +7

    24:27 this bit does me every time "I'm fairly confident" 😂😂😂😂

  • @youweechube
    @youweechube 9 лет назад +64

    I always love when Karl has a go at Steve about his appearance ! :)

  • @johgus96jg
    @johgus96jg 8 лет назад +58

    I'm amazed by how Karl never remembers how old he was during his childhood stories. It's always something like: I must have been about 7, 8, 9 or 10 or something. That's a 4 years span XD

    • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
      @Sheriff_GrimLaw 8 лет назад +11

      "HOW OLD WERE YA!?!" x

    • @whatbagh
      @whatbagh 8 лет назад +51

      +BigJamook how many candles you burnin

    • @HeatyFrog
      @HeatyFrog 7 лет назад +28

      "About thirteen. No, about ten probably. Six."

    • @rooty
      @rooty 6 лет назад +12

      Why don't you have direct access to YOUR memories?

    • @kraken589
      @kraken589 6 лет назад +2

      In one of the podcasts he says he doesn’t remember anything before he was 6 but lots of times before or after he talks about stuff from when he was younger.

  • @jenanahulu
    @jenanahulu 7 лет назад +32

    I love when Ricky remembers they are on air so he'll say "all right then, be careful" because they always go in the wrong direction.

    • @HopeVJustice
      @HopeVJustice 7 лет назад +14

      Whilst consistantly probing others! ;D
      R : *"Tell me what he called her Karl, I'm getting angry man!!!! Tell me what he called her!!!!"*
      K : "No we'll leave tha'..."
      R : *"TELL ME WOT 'E CALLED 'ER!!!!!!!!"*
      S : "What did your father call the elephant head woman?"
      R : *"TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"*
      .....
      K : "....Spod'ead....." :o

  • @justinkline8437
    @justinkline8437 6 лет назад +11

    "I don't know what I look like, and I quite like that. Do you know what I mean? It's just- believe me on this. I'm right. It's best if you leave it."

  • @capnhawkins
    @capnhawkins 6 лет назад +6

    Pilky's Makin Music is one of my favourite things from Karl's early years. I wish there was video of the two of them doing their rag-tag DJ set with Colin Makin flicking the lights on and off with the music and Karl doing the music at the desk, it must've looked adorable.

  • @Aalborg42
    @Aalborg42 8 лет назад +38

    Are you enjoying this Pilkingtons??

  • @capnhawkins
    @capnhawkins 7 лет назад +18

    I'd love to have an XFM mouse mat. Then I would have the same thing that they had their mouses on in the studio. Even if the mouse mats were cheap crap, due to it being a tin pot radio station.

  • @graysonridge4080
    @graysonridge4080 6 лет назад +11

    “And we get sued by the estate of Charles M Schultz...” 😂😂

  • @McKayonaise
    @McKayonaise 6 лет назад +24

    33:00 - I can't be the only one who gets sick of hearing that awful Turin Brakes whine?

  • @ChipWhitingtonIII
    @ChipWhitingtonIII 6 лет назад +15

    Seriously, Ricky's constant mouth breathing into the mic does my head in here.

  • @sologals361
    @sologals361 9 лет назад +75

    Could you imagine the Dilkingtons on Family fortunes.

    • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
      @Sheriff_GrimLaw 9 лет назад +25

      "We asked 100 members of the public to name the most famous freaks..." x

    • @CMDParodies
      @CMDParodies 9 лет назад +4

      BigJamook Hahaha you finished off with an x, ffs you're an idiot

    • @liamdienemann8937
      @liamdienemann8937 9 лет назад +9

      you need to chill! xXx

    • @feelthejoy
      @feelthejoy 9 лет назад +9

      I would love to see what they all look like.

    • @ticklish1991
      @ticklish1991 7 лет назад +12

      don't you mean XFMily Fortunes?

  • @Stevinho1234
    @Stevinho1234 Год назад +6

    The Chinatown chat gets me every damn time

  • @Stevinho1234
    @Stevinho1234 Год назад +5

    I'll never get bored of the Chinatown chat

  • @JohnnyTightIips
    @JohnnyTightIips 6 лет назад +66

    Signed by Kevin Spacey? That wouldn't go down so well now, lol.

    • @Pheeze
      @Pheeze 5 лет назад +4

      Put that on ebay for four pounds fifty

    • @catatonicable
      @catatonicable 4 года назад +3

      And they went on about Savile on one show.!!!

    • @catatonicable
      @catatonicable 4 года назад

      @Alberto Sex scandal.?

    • @flare2831
      @flare2831 4 года назад

      @Alberto 🤦‍♀️🥴😵🤯

    • @notmyname9261
      @notmyname9261 4 года назад +1

      I mean, you could probably still sell that. There's always a buyer. Might even make more money for it since the scandal!

  • @kaiplotnikoff9169
    @kaiplotnikoff9169 5 лет назад +20

    38:16 "he speaks... highly educated... photographer"

  • @andrewb2931
    @andrewb2931 8 лет назад +43

    29:20
    "Are you enjoying this, Pilkingtons??'

  • @leeroyjenkins5754
    @leeroyjenkins5754 7 лет назад +22

    "That's on its way to the hospice"

  • @dixonmyaz89
    @dixonmyaz89 6 месяцев назад +4

    who’d have thought the signed kevin spacey dvd could be worth even less than it was then but here we are

  • @AI-tc8fv
    @AI-tc8fv 4 года назад +4

    12:41 *"..course the was no television"* 🤣💀😭
    Usually set to some flute/shanty song

  • @danfred7127
    @danfred7127 5 лет назад +5

    That song "Street Life" from Roxy Music is actually really good. It sounds like a legitimate 1970's rocker. Thanks for that Ricky. Now the "Bread" theme song, on the other hand....

  • @kewlcumberproduction
    @kewlcumberproduction 7 лет назад +12

    possibly the best xfm episode of all time

    • @ls1883
      @ls1883 6 лет назад +1

      Rad Larry not even in the top 5!
      Next one's got to be up there as the best

    • @Scallion_D
      @Scallion_D 3 года назад

      Nah. There are loads better than this.

  • @vxmarcusxv
    @vxmarcusxv 4 года назад +8

    Does anyone else think that songs of phrase is actually genius ? The title as well as the quiz, it's easily the type of thing you'd hear on a decent radio show !

    • @michael2908
      @michael2908 4 года назад +2

      Execution was often poor, but the idea is the easily the most professional feature they ever had on the show.

    • @Scallion_D
      @Scallion_D 3 года назад +2

      Got a bit irritating after a while. It was no Rockbusters!

    • @Seth_M-T
      @Seth_M-T 3 года назад +3

      Lest we forget that the quiz was originally called 'Crosswords', but Phil emailed in to suggest the name 'Songs of Phrase'. One of the most clever ideas of the show wasn't even done by them!

    • @Vingul
      @Vingul 6 месяцев назад

      Nothing is funnier than the maaaaaaaars bar bar bar thing to me. Grug humour but brilliant.

  • @alexcarter4688
    @alexcarter4688 5 лет назад +14

    Wonder what the winner has done with that Kevin Spacey signature now

  • @nobel11
    @nobel11 9 лет назад +22

    I wonder if Bob Dylan is aware that his song Blowin' in the Wind has been used in reference to a fart?

    • @cockoffgewgle4993
      @cockoffgewgle4993 9 лет назад +10

      If you see a sailor..

    • @nobel11
      @nobel11 9 лет назад +5

      Cockoff Gewgle I heard that's Stephen Mitchell's favourite Dylan song.

    • @WollongongWacko
      @WollongongWacko 8 лет назад +1

      Bob drillby, aye where's me sailor gone?

    • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
      @Sheriff_GrimLaw 8 лет назад +4

      +WollongongWacko Bob Drillboids and Blood On The Trabs and where's the sailor gunt? x

    • @gtpliquid1290
      @gtpliquid1290 4 года назад +1

      @@cockoffgewgle4993 Ooh, hello!

  • @pendulum1997
    @pendulum1997 5 лет назад +11

    "postage & packagism" 44:55 hahahaha

  • @peteyxclusive
    @peteyxclusive 3 месяца назад +1

    Whenever Ricky pretends to speak like a proper dj, Steve always laughs without fail 😂

  • @kitpalmer1583
    @kitpalmer1583 6 лет назад +8

    blimey that DVD signed by Kevin Spacey would be worth a lot to true crime fans now

  • @pepijnverdonck6540
    @pepijnverdonck6540 7 лет назад +6

    quite glad i dont have to sit through all the songs thanks man moth aka dickie anderson

  • @shaunj66
    @shaunj66 4 месяца назад +4

    I animated the elephant man section of this episode!

  • @dwergs_
    @dwergs_ Месяц назад +1

    "You cant give away that mousemat... its a piece of foam"

  • @feelthejoy
    @feelthejoy 9 лет назад +24

    Sadly in many states in the US you can buy tigers for only a couple thousand dollars. It's disgusting. Lots of rappers and boxers think it's cool to do and the tigers end up confined and neglected.

    • @sjn6704
      @sjn6704 9 лет назад +2

      That's mostly untrue

    • @feelthejoy
      @feelthejoy 9 лет назад +1

      +Samuel Newton it's definitely true, do you need me to google it for you?

    • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
      @Sheriff_GrimLaw 8 лет назад +2

      Aren't most rappers and boxers black? x

    • @ashleyburns6752
      @ashleyburns6752 8 лет назад +1

      I think it's a masculine ownership thing

    • @willsuttie3683
      @willsuttie3683 8 лет назад +5

      +BigJamook What does that have to do with it?

  • @lukemufc7
    @lukemufc7 4 года назад +2

    One of the best episodes imo

  • @HoweyDamus
    @HoweyDamus 8 лет назад +24

    hungover/still drunk gervais.

  • @Nickersons-Theme
    @Nickersons-Theme 8 месяцев назад

    27:04 - Smerch is still credited on IMDB as playing"Kirk" in the film Killer Image

  • @MelancholicEcho
    @MelancholicEcho 9 лет назад +32

    "Course, there was no television."

  • @darylchristie3809
    @darylchristie3809 5 лет назад +2

    This is the best season by far

  • @jenanahulu
    @jenanahulu 9 лет назад +54

    ricky breathing

    • @jscene17
      @jscene17 5 лет назад +4

      He's SO FUCKING LOUD on the mic all the time! Hahah

    • @thepontiacbandit7874
      @thepontiacbandit7874 5 лет назад

      Jennifer Nahulu Karl swallowing. 🤢Have a god damn glass of water, man!

    • @jaserogers997
      @jaserogers997 7 месяцев назад

      I've been listening for ten years and this is the first time I've noticed it!

    • @skar8173
      @skar8173 4 месяца назад

      He sounded pumped up on the cusp of bursting into laughter

  • @singIeservingfriend
    @singIeservingfriend 8 лет назад +12

    " 'er 'ed phones wouldn't fit on 'er 'ed "
    Karl is so quick!

  • @Milan_Smidt
    @Milan_Smidt 8 лет назад +32

    S: ''Nobody got all seven. Allthough in your little answer list there, you only listed six cause you got..your numbers went out of sync in your own brain. Well done. Once again, smooth. I tell you what, Karl. Why don't you next week, at least write down the answers for yourself.''
    K: ''Don't need to.''
    S: Well, you clearly do.
    R: WHAHAHAHA, DON'T NEED TO!!!

  • @maxpoweruk2008
    @maxpoweruk2008 6 лет назад +5

    You notice that Ricky starts saying "ere 'Yarr" like Karl naturally does. hehe :)

  • @benrobinson9473
    @benrobinson9473 4 года назад +4

    I love how Karl is worried about the posters and how he might look and we get this image to represent the three of them

  • @michaelnewman2343
    @michaelnewman2343 7 лет назад +9

    17:16 what was that?

  • @loopular1
    @loopular1 2 года назад +3

    24:26 A perfect example of Karls natural comedy timing and wit right there!

  • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
    @Sheriff_GrimLaw 9 лет назад +7

    "That's on its way to the hospice!"
    Is Ricky doing another Savile impression?! x

    • @sirlloyd6386
      @sirlloyd6386 8 лет назад +4

      I think it's a reference to Jim Bowen and bullseye! They used to get a pro darts player on to try to win cash for some cause or other in the 80's

    • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
      @Sheriff_GrimLaw 8 лет назад +2

      +SiR Lloyd I think you're right there. Haha. Jim Bowen! I remember the 'prizes' on that show; a radio alarm clock with angle-poise lamp, a pen and pencil set and today's star prize; a colour TV with Fasttext!!! Haha. x

    • @sirlloyd6386
      @sirlloyd6386 8 лет назад +1

      The golden age of game shows.. Bully's special prize was either a caravan or a Talbot Sunbeam (sunburst red) with the hazard warning lights flashing :)

  • @lottery131985
    @lottery131985 8 лет назад +12

    The stable door closing

  • @thedarksiderebel
    @thedarksiderebel 2 года назад +5

    you know... i've never worked out if this picture is a full photoshop job or if they actually did post like that with Karl. If it's real, im impressed by how straight Karl managed to keep his body.

  • @bobbyaxelrod5959
    @bobbyaxelrod5959 Год назад +2

    My favorite part of Karl thinking baby Jesus had sex is that over a month prior this episode; he said he skipped reading the Bible in his hotel room, because there’s nothing in there he doesn’t know.

  • @NatS3703
    @NatS3703 Год назад +3

    I love how karl has to scold the audience so theyll email in songs of phrase answers haha

  • @brianhurley2194
    @brianhurley2194 7 лет назад +4

    I feel the same about the Chinatown of Washington, D.C. lol. It's just literally a couple of streets! I doubt any Chinese people even live there anymore! Haha!

  • @jacquihacqui6656
    @jacquihacqui6656 9 лет назад +5

    You're the man

  • @HaydnG266
    @HaydnG266 5 лет назад +2

    "he said it during Songs Of Praise". 🤣🤣

  • @columbiasound8869
    @columbiasound8869 3 года назад +2

    He speaks.. highly educated…… photographer.
    Tickles me everytime

  • @VickyVicky-di2kl
    @VickyVicky-di2kl 4 года назад +3

    50:10 Karl says his DJ act was called Pilky’s Makin music coz his mate was called ‘summat Makin’. I feel sorry for Colin lol but good job Ricky remembered his first name😂

  • @tmmy1106
    @tmmy1106 3 года назад +2

    songs of phrase killed me😅😅

  • @Sabian-
    @Sabian- 7 лет назад +15

    I love how you can hear Ricky proper mouth-breathing like a neanderthal as hes enthralled by Karls DJ'ing story at 51:18 hahaha

  • @justinkline8437
    @justinkline8437 7 лет назад +11

    Don't listen to these while you're drinking. Already had a funny tummy from the liquor, but I literally threw up from laughing during the Elvis conversation, and I'm on, at least, my 30th round.

    • @HopeVJustice
      @HopeVJustice 7 лет назад +2

      Ha! Yes! Also the whole chinatown bit gets me every time! XD
      K : "If you've got a Chinese restaurant, put it somewhere where there isn't any others!" XD
      13:59 K : "That's the other thing as well it's like.. normally, you put yer good stuff in the windeh!" :o
      R : * Erupts! *

    • @Scallion_D
      @Scallion_D 3 года назад +1

      Grim.

  • @hankochai
    @hankochai 3 года назад +8

    Imagine listening to these live and not yet knowing what Karl looked like.

  • @homemadeaudiobooks
    @homemadeaudiobooks Месяц назад

    It’s taken me all these years to finally understand Ricky’s ‘she’s got lovely eyes’ joke at the end 😂

    • @NatS3703
      @NatS3703 Месяц назад

      What is it? I don't get it 😅

  • @Super_tramp142
    @Super_tramp142 9 лет назад +3

    "Who is he? Is he American?" Killed me.

  • @Jex2112
    @Jex2112 2 года назад +6

    Cheap as Chimps must be the shortest lived segment in radio history. It only lasted 2 episodes xD

    • @tomtooth7614
      @tomtooth7614 8 месяцев назад

      The rice is right only lasted 1 😂

    • @Jex2112
      @Jex2112 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@tomtooth7614 Yeah your right, and Big Mother didn't even have 1 game. 🤣

    • @tomtooth7614
      @tomtooth7614 7 месяцев назад

      @@Jex2112 haha yes! and of course don't forget 15 Taiwan

  • @TeemParka
    @TeemParka 3 месяца назад

    Rickys bread 🍞🍞🍞🍞 theme tune impression...😂😂 always gets me.. the maaaaaaaaaaaaarrrssszzzzzz baaaaaaarrrrrrr4rrrrand KArls best ever songs of phrase 🤣🤣🤣 a

  • @babyshambler
    @babyshambler 3 года назад +2

    17:13 LOL at Ricky's attempt at normal human speech.

  • @fraserbond6989
    @fraserbond6989 3 года назад +1

    this show was broadcasted 2 days after I was born!

  • @majestictwelve6758
    @majestictwelve6758 4 года назад +2

    These almost make life worth living.

    • @Melbourne_Approach
      @Melbourne_Approach 3 года назад +1

      Truly, kept me going a few times i reckon. Wish I could tell them

  • @AtnaRecords1
    @AtnaRecords1 3 года назад +3

    8:54 “It’s a piece of foOoAam” timestamp

  • @99griff99
    @99griff99 5 лет назад +5

    Having a bath in Daz to kill two birds with one stone is the most Karl thing Ricky`s ever done!

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 года назад +3

      More like Steve, trying to save a few quid!

  • @erizzle67
    @erizzle67 8 лет назад +2

    38:06, one of my favorite monkey news about Coco the sign language monkey. "Well what I've read about him is, he speaks, highly educated, photographer..." I think I posted this before months ago but it got me again.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 года назад

      Not to mention that Koko was also female and a gorilla, although I know that Karl doesn't really know the difference between an ape and a monkey.

  • @nueee8878
    @nueee8878 9 лет назад +4

    Man moth, do you have links to any of those old xfm posters and/ or The Office extras in which we could see Karl? That'd be brilliant.

  • @hassanane
    @hassanane 7 лет назад +6

    This really should be titled Bar-Titz-va

  • @eddygatlin
    @eddygatlin 5 лет назад +3

    44:52 HAd me ROLLING!!!!!! out of context it is even funny