Say it louder for the people in the back, I refuse to even consider starting uploading videos until we get a platform that doesn’t care about swearing, as Diesel said RUclipsrs not targeted at little children are content creators not babysitters god dammit and are trying to make a living off this place. They shouldn’t be penalized for using four letter words that no one over the age of 12 should be even slightly offended or shocked by, RUclips kids exists for a fucking reason
Hello guys *sob* today...today I wanna talk about something very... serious. *fake tears* Me and bianca *sob* had had some uh fights recently *sob* and we didn't tell you guys because uh we didn't wanna see you upset and everything...uh so now me and bianca *more fake tears* are getting a divorce! I don't know *sobs* whats gonna happen or who's gonna keep the kids *fake snot* but... whatever is gonna happen, we are still the prince family and...and we're gonna keep it together. Our youtube channel will still be up and we will update daily, buy our merch, and I'll see y'all... I don't know, but I'll see y'all.
There’s no other type of people I hate more than the ones who say “I started from the bottoms and now I’m all the way up here” while showing their Ferrari’s and expensive shit.
Just some of that “new money” shit, old money just tend to stay out of the spotlight since they’re already well-established and don’t need to flex so hard.
"Baby's safe. Most important thing, baby's safe." Literally the last thing he mentioned. Like a fucking afterthought. Oh yeah! The baby. We gotta mention that.
*kid runs into a wall and hurts its head a bit* video title: "our child gets beheaded by the taliban!" (thumbnail of a real beheading and arrows pointing on their photoshopped child) btw i draw stupid stuff if anyone cares
For the people that aren't nerds like me the one in the thumbnail Is an aventador and their car is a huricon Who ever gave me that one like your a actual god
2:33 to be fair, and i dont like to contradict you daddy diesel, but he said "the guy just hit it from the back", right? so maybe he wasnt talking about the car but instead about biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannca
Anything specific you going for? The ”pity me”, ”the survivors” or the ”our house is always a party type” of family? Or do you want a custom design, picking out the best ones for your ideal family? I would recommend Frank.
@@KGProductions_ Ah, the youtuber special! Your in luck, we just got a nice shipment of fresh, toxic and narcisst couples, along with kids who are ignored and barely given a basic human treatment. I still want to recommend Frank though. He knows a lot of tricks and jokes, meanwhile rocking a prosthetic arm and need to be with a new girl behind his long time wife's back every week.
It's disgusting they would do this especially since just yesterday a friend of mine got into an accident, he's fine but not his car and sent me pictures to prove he was involved in an accident. But not just an accident the guy who drive into him committed a hit and run. And Damien has the audacity to act like this is a big deal.
Can we talk about how shit diesel patches is at siege?
Lol
Yup
Bruh the comment is actually pinned
Lmao yea
Nah i pretend I no see
I like how diesel playing siege is more entertaining then the whole prince family career
Fax
F
Or him just singing
here some wipes
Controller siege.. interesting
So we can’t swear, but they can fake almost dying and fake other horrible things
Also have you seen some of the ads people have been getting
It's RUclips do you expect them to actually make sense.
and ads of people their pp in a train tunnel
Say it louder for the people in the back, I refuse to even consider starting uploading videos until we get a platform that doesn’t care about swearing, as Diesel said RUclipsrs not targeted at little children are content creators not babysitters god dammit and are trying to make a living off this place. They shouldn’t be penalized for using four letter words that no one over the age of 12 should be even slightly offended or shocked by, RUclips kids exists for a fucking reason
Apparently thats the YT law now
The car is probably worse than Diesel's aim, gonna be honest.
Wow don’t poop on the Lamborghini Huracan perfamonte
@@kakashihatake8277 it's really only good visually. Supercars that aren't electric suck up gas like the U.S does from random countries
@@hammedburger3712 Tesla sportscar?
The Prince Family theme song (Diesel Patches version)
Imagine if he pulls a Filthy Frank and starts a music career 🤣🤣
@Pokiman In all seriousness though, if there’s a RUclipsr that should seriously have a full blown music career, it’s Cr1tikal
Full version soon?
Wipes
Finally, some good freaking music
Dude I can’t wait for diesel to start his singing career
Rhombidodecahedron Arc-en-ciel ...Post Malone?
Hooba Dooba he’s said in the past he doesn’t consider himself a rapper
@Rhombidodecahedron Arc-en-ciel I mean Jack Harlow is pretty nice ngl.
Djoji
“Oh my god. She’s pregnart.” 😂😂
I feel like they should trademark clickbait.
5:09
whats up guys its your boy damien, today we’re doing a divorce blog.
Hello guys *sob* today...today I wanna talk about something very... serious. *fake tears* Me and bianca *sob* had had some uh fights recently *sob* and we didn't tell you guys because uh we didn't wanna see you upset and everything...uh so now me and bianca *more fake tears* are getting a divorce! I don't know *sobs* whats gonna happen or who's gonna keep the kids *fake snot* but... whatever is gonna happen, we are still the prince family and...and we're gonna keep it together. Our youtube channel will still be up and we will update daily, buy our merch, and I'll see y'all... I don't know, but I'll see y'all.
And welcome to r/kidsarestupid
Underrated comment
ツdexyisangry I agree with that as a child
@@vanroyal244 u just did the whole script for them
Can we respect diesel for going out of his way to apologize for his god awful aim?
Yes
Bruh u should watch his rocket league gameplay
Tbh I would watch a whole cringey diesel patches gameplay compilation
*iKen Ikr
yes most definitely
Don't use God's name in vain
Diesel Patches is probably one of my best discoveries on RUclips so far :'D
Man his vids cracks me up all the time!
Can someone explain why Bianca sounds like a car horn when she screams her name.
Your profile pic looks like a character from the boondocks
Cuz she's just naturally annoying like that
@@SymphonicJosh Not even close
That profile pic though
She is actually an android that still runs on Windows XP so she lags sometimes.
There’s no other type of people I hate more than the ones who say “I started from the bottoms and now I’m all the way up here” while showing their Ferrari’s and expensive shit.
And don't help others in the bottom
Same. Like didn't we all??
@@ev4n_scence not everyone started from the bottom lol. They mean money wise and many people grew up rich
Just some of that “new money” shit, old money just tend to stay out of the spotlight since they’re already well-established and don’t need to flex so hard.
@@ev4n_scence People start from the coochie, not the bottom, damn how stupid are y'all 😑🤦
It's funny too because the Lamborghini in the thumbnail is an Aventador. He has a Huracán.
Bruh
was about to say well i dont see the spoiler on the back of the Lamborghini in the thumbnail but i see it during the video
Aventador , the other the Huracan Performante
I looked up “Green Lamborghini Car Accident” on google and not 5 seconds on scrolling I find the same image that’s in their thumbnail
😂
Yea they have a Huracon, the one in the thumbnail is an Aventador
My dude diesel fired off a whole ass clip with his aug AND MISSED EVERY SHOT
Even Diesel isn’t perfect...
No he hit 2
Is the reverse ultra istint
And didn’t even use IQs LMG.
At least he got the kill.
"Baby's safe. Most important thing, baby's safe."
Literally the last thing he mentioned. Like a fucking afterthought.
Oh yeah! The baby. We gotta mention that.
"Faking a Car Accident for Views."
You mean Jaystation?
@Blue That he means that jaystation faked a car crash that killed her gf or wife idk
Dobre bros too
@@YayMiko damn
@Nerdy Kiddo his gf’s death was due to a car crash which he faked
No that was faking his gf death, sir
I litterally like how the thumbnail has a completely different Lamborghini
Yyyy U gay , it’s an Aventador instead of being the Performante
Though you called him gay but that’s his name lol
LITERALLY like wow!
Are you dumb the title has a green lambo and they were in a green lambo dude 😂
Exactly
You know he's not a car guy when he said "the back tail thing."
Biannca looking like an ed ed & eddy character
Aren’t these the same people who were colorist to their own child......I-
They both colorist
I feel bad for the kid
They were born for like two seconds and their own mom complains about the way they look
Yep
Source? I gotta check this out
The fuck is colorist
"How can you judge us when we came from the bottom?"
Wow amazing logic
It doesnt matter where you come from youre still going to get judged and fetuses actually defend them by saying they came from the bottom
Love the name bro🙂
These fools make me look like Albert Einstein.
And I'm a pack of tasty noodles.
Dasani Water Bottle nah bro you’re just the most dry substance ever
Dasani Water Bottle you have no taste, nobody drinks you
@@dasaniwaterbottle5814 They can't handle your wetness
@@dasaniwaterbottle5814 @Creamy Chicken Flavoured Ramen remember boys, there is no ramen without water. So you two should always stand by each other
@@aceofspades9818 Just like raw-ramen
Prince family: “Ripping Bianca’s baby from the womb prank” *GONE WRONG*
😂😂😂😂
lol
How can that go right?
@@shanksandtanks240 No child support
@@spider-man8186 Well, when you say it like that...
That video description tho ;) haha
KCM Naruto is weaker than kid Goku.
Jovenile 😂😂
Jovenile Salior moon finna tap all of them no cap
@@yeosangsgirl9686 lmao u capping
Entruh 💀😂
Diesel should always sing intro songs of all RUclipsrs he talks about
I think that’s too much for us mortals to take.
He has the beautiful voice of a demon
2:58 how are we gonna ignore this perfect transition?
I noticed it too-
His girlfriend is black version of woah vicky 🤣
the black version of woah vicky is treasure off dr phil the girl who thought she was white when she was darker than the night sky
@@King_Jingle
Nah, it’s Woah Vicky with extra chromosomes.
Shes not black tho
@@reese4320 Her dad is black I’m pretty sure...
Woah Vicky is the black version of woah Vicky. If you sleep with black guys and act black you can change your race
*kid runs into a wall and hurts its head a bit*
video title: "our child gets beheaded by the taliban!" (thumbnail of a real
beheading and arrows pointing on their photoshopped child)
btw i draw stupid stuff if anyone cares
Lmao
Thats pretty true...
Lol
and the video still would get monetized
Damn the video would be like ronnie mcnutt p2
I like how Diesel apologized for his crap gameplay, tbh I would watch his whole gameplay.
@Yyyy U gay Hell yea
2:58 idk if that was on purpose but god damn that transission was sick
Right?
His wife looked high when he asked her if she was okay, like it’s understandable freaking how in a minor car accident if you’re stoned lol
my brain cells commit dead after watching the cringe family
0-0 me to
When I saw that missed chance for the kill, I was like “well shit man that’s really bad” but then you actually acknowledged it and I died laughing
I can’t believe she really does that on every introduction.
What you should've said was, "I can't BELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE she really does that on every introduction.
EdwardNewgate58 yea it causes me to lose braaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnn cells
Friend: **accidentally runs into RUclipsr**
RUclipsr: MY BEST FRIEND ALMOST KILLED ME **NOT CLICKBAIT** **COPS CALLED**
You forgot the *MUST WATCH*
*GONE WRONG, GONE SEXUAL*
*I’M AT A FUNERAL NOW SAYING MY FINAL WISH*
+bonus points for enlarged emojis and terrible photoshop
666 I WAS NEARLY DECAPITATED NWORDS SAID!!!!
Wheres the **GONE SEXUAL AF**
This man 4real edited the video to apologize for his aim. That's a real gamer right there.
It’s not even the same car 😂 dude drives a Hurricane, but the thumbnail shows a more expensive lambo called an Aventador 😂
Hurricane?
@@alextorres4667 he's technically right Huracan is just Spanish for Hurricane lmao
Huracan performante*
Probably spent more money on that lamborghini being destroyed than their babysitter's salary
Dang that’s some out of the basement level knowledge
4:30 That was unexpected but appreciated
Bianca’s intro should be a meme
Someone should make a 10 hour version of it
Well as philosophers once said:
"Do it for the vine!"
As the greatest philosopher of all time taught us, “jacking off is a sport”
As god said himself “it ain’t gay to kiss your homies”
But it's sadly happened on RUclips :P
And as his student replied "I ain gon do it"
@Nigga balls What?
Family Channels give Cancer every time I see one recommended to me
Therapist: Singing Diesel Patches doesn’t exist
Singing Diesel Patches:
Your singing is honestly amazing
Ariana Grande is shook
For the people that aren't nerds like me the one in the thumbnail Is an aventador and their car is a huricon
Who ever gave me that one like your a actual god
I gave you a third like. Can I be a god too?
4th like
6th like
Patrick Peters as long as ur not the ace family, or the prince family, you can be god
I love the intro. With beautiful singing and my favorite part of this song is when he said “G U C C I” 10/10
I know. He sings better than biannca and damien.
Daddy Diesel blessing us with a vid
Trust
I wish his other video was still up
@@SL-sy6yy Bro I am suscribed to you lol. You're the one that keeps spamming in the child doxxer's videos. Keep up the good work
RUclips: no you cant swear
Also youtube: *monetizes video of his wife’s water breaking*
lmao
haha ha 69 likes
haha ha 96 likes funny sex number backwards
@@angryratter3971 haha 19 seconds ago
24 Kids in my closet rn yo can u make it 25
2:56 why did that transition just-- work?,
“we were hit from behind so it has to be their fault” yeah because your lambo totally can’t go in reverse .
I expected her to say “it’s not our fault because we came from the bottom”
6:07 - Holy sh*t they went to Five Guys!?! That's good, I desperately need to know what soda they were gonna have.
You desperately need to get a life
@@rolieg7353 oof
The Price Family is just the Black version of ImJayStation. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
More respected and not in jail (unfortunately)
This guy literally turned into SpongeBob just for some clout.
Damn. The things we do
@@Cruscker nice pfp
Wow that's just sad
Reference I don't understand
Q: What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer?
A: Keep your shirt on!
4:25 honestly, this clip is ×100 more interesting than those guys' whole channel.
HAHAHAAAAAAAA
Diesel's singing was also very interesting
That vigil was so lucky his opponent was a literal train and can’t reach his mouse to turn it to face him.
This comment is so underrated holy shit.
This last moment of the game was much more interesting than the car accident
0:11 Diesel Album when?
2:08 He wakes up from Vietnam Flash back
Take a shot everytime Bianca says her name
I would actually die
Not shots, drink straight form the bottle as long as it takes her to say her name
Will Brown
Honestly though
@@willbrown423 I'd rather shank my foot than listen to her stretch her name for 45 seconds
*BIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAANCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
diesel patches apology about his rainbow aim was better than most apologies on youtube
2:33 to be fair, and i dont like to contradict you daddy diesel, but he said "the guy just hit it from the back", right? so maybe he wasnt talking about the car but instead about biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannca
Bruh, this came out a few hours after a car crash happened on my street.
The intro was funny
Mm hmm
5:13 you can feel the emotion
The video is all right, now the iron sights on the background...
Imagine if diesel patches made a music vid.... My profile picture depicts my reaction
That intro was fabulous ear pleasing
If you liked your own comment then your a ploopy
@@BetterBrickStudios gay big the
I'm buying a family off of the dark web so I can make family vlogs and buy a lambo
Anything specific you going for? The ”pity me”, ”the survivors” or the ”our house is always a party type” of family?
Or do you want a custom design, picking out the best ones for your ideal family? I would recommend Frank.
@@GreenMetalicDevil I'd like the super happy family on camera and completely dark and deep seeded issues family off camera plez!
@@KGProductions_ Ah, the youtuber special!
Your in luck, we just got a nice shipment of fresh, toxic and narcisst couples, along with kids who are ignored and barely given a basic human treatment.
I still want to recommend Frank though. He knows a lot of tricks and jokes, meanwhile rocking a prosthetic arm and need to be with a new girl behind his long time wife's back every week.
You can actually rent a family in Japan it’s perfectly legal too
@@queeniebeanie3196 I think that's more for short term commitments
4:24 dude missed every single shot 😂😂💀
3:59 His inner leafy came in
Stfu
Wait idk if this goin against or not
He's right. Lamborghinis are more important than wahmen.
Q: What makes the calendar seem so popular?
A: Because it has a lot of dates!
@@jdwmyt name checks out
@@jdwmyt r/cringe
@@jdwmyt the internet is a weird place
5:35 had me dying 😂😂😂😂
Interviewer: What inspired you to have another kid?
Damien: Hello, I like money.
_Diesel uses light mode_
*Peasant, Cease*
Yeah, pulling up in your lamborghini to the park to play with your kids is TOTALLY relatable bro. Definitely some shit I would watch.
4:26
I was disgusted... but once diesel acknowledged it... I knew I had to subscribe
They couldn't even get the right model of Lamborghini lmao. The Lambo in the thumbnail is an Aventador, their Lambo is a Huracan Performante.
Lmao
It's disgusting they would do this especially since just yesterday a friend of mine got into an accident, he's fine but not his car and sent me pictures to prove he was involved in an accident. But not just an accident the guy who drive into him committed a hit and run. And Damien has the audacity to act like this is a big deal.
Diesel being new to siege is the best thing ive seen
Damn I just got 2 ads for this vid, the 1st was a car accident insurance company, and the 2nd was a drinking one.
The ad suggestions are spot on
Personally If I was rich with a supercar I wouldnt charge a person who crashed into me as it would probably be to expensive for them.
"To be fair they're both objects" 💀
Diesel you should save up for warden in seige, he is honestly one of the best operators in the game and honestly needs a nerf.
how his pick rate is so freaking low lol hes only meant for spawpeeking at this point
Yeah warden is easily the best operator
@@Lugia2011ify Nah man he can do everything, especially with his OP gadget that is totally the most useful gadget on defense
Honestly I kinda like him. Not his gadget but I like his guns or something
@@lrcgoodgamer2184 yeah the mpx is good if you can get headshots.
Post clickbait of somebody almost losing their life
RUclips:
Post: copyright music
RUclips: peace was never an option
Me: practicing my quick peeks and movement in a T-hunt while watching youtube.
Daddy Diesel: *Whiffing so hard he dies*
The prince family will never unlock this character 0:46
IQ
I have covid-19 guys...
BEFORE WE CONTINUE THIS VIDEO THIS IS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!
He totally was covid
ngl, that fail on siege hurt, but respect for the surprise freeze frame apology xD
Diesel: oh sweet ur having another money maker
Me: nah it’s a paycheck
Please talk about cryaotic, that guy actually needs to have a reality check
Q: What makes the calendar seem so popular?
A: Because it has a lot of dates!
Whats happened
Go check prison mate Luke he did a video.
Thank god he uploaded i thought id run out of videos to watch
0:52 My car speeding through a school zone
Gotta love how related the description is to the video
I passed away at pregnart💀
I had a feeling one of these family vloggers would pull something like this sooner or later.
Can we just admit diesel patches is better than beaulo and godly at r6
He's the type of person to record diesel patches in siege instead of helping him
Damain: Dade oh eh, da de
Diesel: puts a persie photo and being silnet
Me: bursting in laughter
family channels make me want to not have kids
FR THO
Wacth mean your the baby daddy
I never wanted kids anyway
Diesel always just sounds so done with this world