Upper body of Centaur would not share inner structure of real human so it supports horsly large body . So it really was a hourse neck with funny looking .
Yeah this video especially with the horse showed that even a minor increase in drawing ability can go a long way, the horse gag wouldn't have been nearly as funny without the petite legs below and a massive horse on top looking very unconfortable stumbling around on those legs.
Will they switch out the people who play the student role when they're not a normie anymore? That seems like the anchor point of the whole bit so it makes me think so.
The thing is, it is entirely possible that one of you may be killed since either with the consumption of the slime, she dissolves in the stomach acid, on the other hand, you die of either intoxication, because your stomach got melted or just that whilst consuming the slime you also have absorbed a chemical very bad for your body
Seems like an important detail in this study has gone missing. Spidergirls have a "step-on" potential of approximately 3 to 4 times higher than that of a normal bipedal, beating even the mighty Centaurs.
Sad they didnt include Lando's entire bit where he drinks the slime girl till she disappears, was some prime physical comedy. but still a great episode
i dont think that would be safe, especially if shes still alive, she could make you choke or start damaging organs not to mention that slimes are probably acid (or at least can turn acid)
Professor Lando should make a documentary parody of "what is a woman" but it would be "what is a monster girl" and he goes to college campus and asks people and goes to a convention to ask people about it too.
@@postapocalypse0763 The man who made that "documentary" is a self-described fascist who thinks that 16 year old girls should be married and have children because that's when they're "the most fertile". No one should listen to anything that sick fuck says.
I think I'd kind like the idea of surprising your Centaur gf by smacking her on the ass and watching her gallop off before returning likely embarrassed or pissed. The kick thing though sounds like a good way to break a rib...
Nah, it's established they have human-like minds. Those are behavioral quirks primarily born of horses' timidity rather than physiology. They kick or bolt when approached from behind because they can't see behind themselves well and feel threatened by something they can't see clearly approaching. They do the same when slapped across the rear because it startles them, and they feel threatened because they don't fully grasp the situation. Even setting aside that a centaur could look behind itself just fine, there's no reason they should consider either of those things inherently frightening enough to go full fight or flight mode, any more than anyone else would sucker punch you for meeting them at a blind corner.
Okay what's with the Harpy hate? allow me to list the upsides of harpies; 1) Thighs and pelvis, flight and hunting requires those parts of their body to be extra strong, so not only are you guaranteed thicc thighs, but there may not be a tighter "experience" in the entire catalogue of monster girls. 2) You may think that the talons are a negative, but nay, they are not, what other kind of monster girls can grab you with their feet? If you're worried about getting cut, well that's what nail files are for ya dingus 3) While harpies are person sized, they are usually on the smaller end of the spectrum to make flying easier, which I guess is only a plus for the petite lovers out there 4) Birds have a high internal body temperature, so she'll keep you nice and warm in winter, and in summer you don't even need a blanket, her temperature paired with her wings will do just fine I heard some mention of "dirty" in reference to them, but this is simply the incorrect association of harpies to birds where it is not applicable, birds are just as dirty as snakes or wild dogs, they just get around more leading to more awareness about bird hygiene (or lack thereof) than other animals, but as mentioned while talking about centaurs, they have human-like intelligence and would clean themselves just as we do. Overall, I'm ashamed at the lack of attention, research, but most importantly, lack of culture, displayed here regarding harpies. Edit: Recently a few other perks of harpy girls have been brought to my attention; 5) Due to flight requiring the use of the pectoral muscles, harpies would generally have a particularly pronounced bust 6) Because of their hollow bones, they'd be easier to pick up and carry, so you could take a walk through the park with a cute harpy sitting on your shoulders (with those excellent thighs at either side of your head), it would also be useful for certain... positions
Well said, the Harpy slander was too far. I'm a huge advocate for monster girl equality and you have made astute arguments. To build on this, a slime girl would be objectively the dirtiest, given that their body would be in constant contact with the ground or other surfaces. Therefore, the cleaning regiment would be the most involved. This would also leave an unpleasant answer for how they would taste as well.
@@HashimotoDatsu well some iterations of slime girls imply that they could control their acidity, melting foreign debris, or that they could control the consistency of their membrane to be more like skin as to not let things easily pass through, an argument could be made that they have the potential to be the absolute cleanest monster girls, but that sort of thing is on a case-by-case basis, I don't think there's a kind of monster girl that is objectively dirty just based on their species
@@canadiangopnik7007 I did consider this, which is why I disagree on the assertion of "dirty" or not. In fact, I would posit that they would freely be able to utilize osmosis to handle any foreign material and regulate their ph levels after destroying any disease or bacteria, but I am unaware of material that confirms this. I provided the example to mostly provide a point that it is strange to call an intelligent creature dirty when there are means in which they can clean themselves. Slime girls would just need an answer for how this is achieved more so than a creature than can simply bath and watch their steps. Theory completely aside, I think it's better for everyone that we simply assume that they are capable of great hygiene and leave it at that lol
Another thing about harpy girls is that their pectoral muscles would also be more developed due to the use of their wings, causing their bust to be more pronounced.
@@ShadowMage can't believe I didn't think about that, I was too focused on the thighs, a researcher shouldn't let his preferences skew his work, thank you kind sir
Professor I hard disagree with your opinions regarding harpy girls. Their wings are no different from a nice warm blanket after a long tiring day. No monster girl comes close to that warm and cozy feeling from just being hugged. I also want my head to be engulfed by their talons but that's a whole 'nother topic.
@@zephyrerazortail5478 counter-counter arguments: One, they're exceptions to the majority. Two, owls have a really wide range of head movement they can just kill boners when doing them from behind. Three, crows and ravens are cool but they're always plotting against me.
Honestly half the monster girls and boys that exist have the big upside of: Amazing hugs Harpies? Fluffy soft hugs Lamia? Complete and close, tight hugs Drider? Bed + Hug Slime? Wet...hug? It'd be a close one that's for sure Hugs are the number one attractor!
It might depend on the slime color. Green slime girl for green apple, red slime girl for cherry or strawberry, pink for watermelon, yellow for lemon, and so on.
Are slimes like clayface where individual parts that separate from the main body gain sentience independent of the main body? Cause if that's the case then most likely.
As a spider lover, Spider girls are smexy. Can't change my mind. Also Slimes can condense and make themselves denser so that means when its smexy time we guy can FEEL it. Nuff said.
I don't care if the spider has human bits, giant spiders are to be hunted and exterminated. Arachnophobia is more understandable the larger the spider is.
I like how the student was kinda skeptical at first, then the teacher proceed to draw the monster girls a bit more attractive, then the student begin to consider it 🤣
i believe microwaving the slime would actually be the most effective way to kill one as microwaves work by vibrating the water molecules in what your microwaving to heat it up. slimes are mostly water, whatever cell structure they use to keep that water contained and controlled now has to contend with microwave vibrations destroying the water tension, breaking cell walls and heating up denaturing proteins, at every level of their bodies. that sounds like death to me.
-On the subject of Lamia with human top or human bottom: There is a big disadvantage to the top snek design, one of the big appeals of a lamia is the fact that they'd be capable of coiling around you while cuddling. So while yes, they gain the amazing jaw of a snake and keep the buns of a human, they completely lose any ability for hugs or cuddles and I feel like that's a big turn off. -Centaurs: Obviously the top of a human is the only valid option, the other way around is simply unbalanced and crippled, you can't even ride it. -Harpies: As the Professor said; harpies would have to be very thin to achieve flight, we like them thicc over here. -Slime Girls: The potential is infinite, big YES. -Spider Girls: A spider scaled up to this size would be very dangerous, however there are massive benefits coming from their ability to produce webs which again on such a scale would be near indestructible. On account of my burning hatred for mosquitos, I am willing to risk my life with a Spider Girl.
Who else thought they were going to talk about the philosophical aspect of eating a monster girl's meat and discuss the border at which it's acceptable to do? Which species is acceptable to eat, which part and so on... XD
As someone who has been on team slimegirls since day 1... gotta say dullahan's are an interesting one... with what you can do with the detachable head.
Also like the slime girl. him talking about changing viscosity got me thinking that it could be possible. If they make themselves smaller, and thus denser, they could become more viscous. Meanwhile, they can become more water-like if they expand.
@@LecherousLizard Maybe, but i thought of another way. There are certain chemicals that can sort of “bind” to water molecules. Enough to appear solid with no apparent trace of moisture. So if you heat up this seemingly “dry” solid, it becomes a slurry as the heat allows the water to free itself and will appear as if water came out of nowhere. This gives Slime girls having a way to do this internally to change their consistency at will. Some Slime girls are depicted with a “core.” This core could potentially release a substance that binds to water to thicken or reabsorb it into core when they want to to more fluid. This would allow for control over their viscosity without the need to lose or gain water externally.
4:35 The large feathers (those that are fundamental to flight) are literally attached to the bones, so trying to yank one out would hurt like hell. The smaller ones are attached to the skin, but it'd still hurt, because they are much bigger than a hair. 7:30 OK, but consider the following: Spidergirl of the jumping spider subspecies. Fun-sized, cute, almost puppy-like without the threat of having your guts melted and sucked out for dinner.
The opposite of a centaur would be the top half of a horse, chest and front legs included, perched atop a full human body where the head would normally be. Not the below the waist bottom part, the entire body minus the human neck and head
As far as I'm aware most depictions of minotaurs still have hooves as part of their lower body with the only human part being their arms and sometimes their chest. So I don't know if minotaurs really count.
I think the reverse centaur was not drawn correctly. In a typical centaur, the head of a horse is replaced by a human torso, arms and head. So a reverse centaur would be a human body with the head replaced by half a horse.
Lamia - smash aimaL - smash any Centaur variant - smash any ruatneC variant - pass Harpy - Smash, but only once just to try it Slimegirl - smash Spidergirl - smash, but last out of all the monstergirls covered in lecture (because I'd die, but it'd be worth it)
The Bubble Slime in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia feeds part of her body to their "victims" in order to act as an aphrodisiac! Tohru from Dragon Maid wants Kobayashi to eat her tail in order to bond closer!
3:49 Fun fuct the Harpy for in Ancient Greece was the Siren. Than the Roman Empire decided naa the Siren is a Fish girl and called the Harpy Harpy. (Obviusly all of this in Latin the english vocabolary just adapted the name). Just a fun fact that I thind affacinationg about how History somethimes want to change just becouse.
harpies are one of my favorites for it's slender body structure allowing them greater performance in difficult positions they also provide free food in the form of unfertilized eggs
It's not quite free food, it's more like recycling, since you're giving them food and they're outputting food. Kind-of like with chickens, you give them food waste they give you food. Why more people don't have chickens for this reason is beyond me.
1:00 the right one is a humafied creature since the with the brain got replaced with the creatures brain, wich means it doesn't behave human like, for a monster girl it has to behave at least half human like with features of the creatures side - Kira Yoshicat/Student of Ligma University
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HARPYS ARE BAD!? You know what kind of premium hug that would be?...the claws are the only downside i can think off... Also arachnid gets extra mention for the profitibility of the large amount of spider silk that is acually being farmed out of real life spiders and being sold for good money....and i may or may not find the cool/cute
Harpies are just not equipped to wear clothes and live with people if you wan to love and support a harpy that'son you, arachnids are probably not a good choice for a partner, most female spiders eat their mates to fuel the development of their young... also arachnophobia is entirely justified against spiders that are bigger than you.
but we are taking about half humans meaning they can have normal human way of thinking and emotions...also harpys not equiped to wear cloths...i see this as an absolute victory
What interests me is monster girls made of materials. Slime girl, Golems... Dryads and elemental spirits. I want to know; 1. Does it hurt to remove any part of their body? 2. If it doesn't, how much can be removed before it does? 3. Does it grow back? 4. What do they eat and how does it become part of the material that makes up their body? 5. Do they control whether the material from their body harms the people touching it, when it would in normal conditions? E.g. a Flame Spirit's flames. Poison slime's slime. If Professor Lando could teach us this subject that'd be amazing.
The second one has been joked as reverse lamia, mermaid and one more on Monster Girl Quest. Tbf if the snake body was humanoid and arms it would be acceptable, same for other ones. Centaurs have been around since before Harry Potter, Half horse would be more humanoid with a horse head. Although that is a demon in one setting.
Slime reminds me of the famous dating show scene from Married with Children. The theatre personnel is asked, what his dream girl is. He says he already has his dream girl, and made her out of gummy bears!
truly the unfortunate friends from the monster girl quest paradox is a top tier waifu we have Amira the unfortunate lamia, Phyhar the unfortunate harpy, Diamrem the unfortunate Mermaid, And Santos/Garfunkel the unfortunate Nekomata
Imma have to call cap on the lamia for a couple reasons: 1- snakes dont have lips, but what they do have are needle sharp and possibly venomous teeth. You’re not getting sloppy tippy, you’re getting an amputation. 2- the unhinged jaw is useless to you unless you’re well endowed enough that a normal mouth wouldn’t fit you. This is a problem the vast majority of men absolutely do not have. 3- arms are a vital part of several peoples experience and as such you’d be denying them that, not to mention the snussy situation is likely far more adaptable than the snouth is, especially with the sharp sneeth.
@@davidgruzin8269 snake fangs don't retract per se, they more so swing backwards which idk it feels like pointy backwards facing venomous hooks are not conducive to getting your equipment back at the end of it
Dearest Professor, I wish to bring to the classes attention, a band from St. Johns, Newfoundland, Canada, called Great Big Sea and one of their songs titled "the Mermaid", a entire song based solely on the context of the mermaid but specifically exploring the idea of 'which half of the mermaid is necessarily the fish and which half is the woman. If the class and or professor have neither heard of such a thing I highly encourage all to at least give the song a listen. Respectfully, A well informed student.
Which Monster Girl is your favorite type?
Monster Girls are just excuses for furries in denial
I was trying to think of a specific type and after careful consideration my answer is yes.
Upper body of Centaur would not share inner structure of real human so it supports horsly large body .
So it really was a hourse neck with funny looking .
where is the Dullahan representation? my girl lala deserves better
Spider,i have arachnophobia
I truly appreciate Professor Lando's ability to draw
Yeah this video especially with the horse showed that even a minor increase in drawing ability can go a long way, the horse gag wouldn't have been nearly as funny without the petite legs below and a massive horse on top looking very unconfortable stumbling around on those legs.
I really appreciate you 😊
I was just about to say the same thing!
I wish I was that good LOL
He make it so easy, I tried drawing one and it's terrible lol
I was going to say! This man can draw!
Blake is beginning to believe in the power of anime.
Maybe he will become the Neo of anime.
The conditioning is working
What about god?
He can't be degenerate like us. We have to protect him from the deep depths under the iceberg.
Will they switch out the people who play the student role when they're not a normie anymore? That seems like the anchor point of the whole bit so it makes me think so.
The sheer force of will it must have took from the "student" to not laugh at all is immaculate
This is how a professional looks like!
This is why there are so many cuts and the student isn't seen during most frames.
"Warming up a slime girl so you can drink part of her during sex" is a truly new and inventive thought in this world.
Not sex ! Sexy time!
The thing is, it is entirely possible that one of you may be killed since either with the consumption of the slime, she dissolves in the stomach acid, on the other hand, you die of either intoxication, because your stomach got melted or just that whilst consuming the slime you also have absorbed a chemical very bad for your body
@@thatreallycooluser9663 or both die
@@thatreallycooluser9663 You of course end up with 2 slime girls if you do that, that is how they reproduce
make her drink a soda or other liquid that she stores in her boobs, put straw in & enjoy.
I wish explanations from actual professors were as understandable and straight forward as Lando's explanations.
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Hey stop following me too
are you russian waifu?
What do you mean by "Actual Professors"? What are you implying here!?
@@Jak_03 Lando was a mistical being 😢
Jokes aside he was asking for unprofessional 😅
Seems like an important detail in this study has gone missing.
Spidergirls have a "step-on" potential of approximately 3 to 4 times higher than that of a normal bipedal, beating even the mighty Centaurs.
More like stab on, but yeah spider girl supremacy all the way.
I can thank monster musume for my taste in monstergirls...
Fun fun fun
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8 legs
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@@aptspire o_0
Still nothing beats centipede girl with the step on potential
Sad they didnt include Lando's entire bit where he drinks the slime girl till she disappears, was some prime physical comedy. but still a great episode
Reverse V O R E 😅😅😅
Woah woah woah let’s not go that far
@@ammi5311 It is not reverse, it is just normal ol vore, vore doesn't have predefined genders for who is the prey and predator.
@@diablo.the.cheater kinky of you there🤓🤓🤓
i dont think that would be safe, especially if shes still alive, she could make you choke or start damaging organs
not to mention that slimes are probably acid (or at least can turn acid)
Blake had a constant look of horror on his face the entire episode.
He wasn't ready for such knowledge
Professor Lando should make a documentary parody of "what is a woman" but it would be "what is a monster girl" and he goes to college campus and asks people and goes to a convention to ask people about it too.
The world isn't ready for an advance class on the subject. Seems confused on the basics
@@postapocalypse0763 based
@@postapocalypse0763 The man who made that "documentary" is a self-described fascist who thinks that 16 year old girls should be married and have children because that's when they're "the most fertile". No one should listen to anything that sick fuck says.
“What is a Woman” if it was good
@@Breidablik06 which it is, haha
You cannot smack a centaurs' arse because they would take off running. You also shouldn't approach them from behind or they might kick.
I think I'd kind like the idea of surprising your Centaur gf by smacking her on the ass and watching her gallop off before returning likely embarrassed or pissed. The kick thing though sounds like a good way to break a rib...
How about rubbing the thigh?
@@badshootykat5574 Only with warning and permission
Nah, it's established they have human-like minds. Those are behavioral quirks primarily born of horses' timidity rather than physiology.
They kick or bolt when approached from behind because they can't see behind themselves well and feel threatened by something they can't see clearly approaching. They do the same when slapped across the rear because it startles them, and they feel threatened because they don't fully grasp the situation.
Even setting aside that a centaur could look behind itself just fine, there's no reason they should consider either of those things inherently frightening enough to go full fight or flight mode, any more than anyone else would sucker punch you for meeting them at a blind corner.
Well, you could, still mind of a human, but don't surprise them, no.
Okay what's with the Harpy hate? allow me to list the upsides of harpies;
1) Thighs and pelvis, flight and hunting requires those parts of their body to be extra strong, so not only are you guaranteed thicc thighs, but there may not be a tighter "experience" in the entire catalogue of monster girls.
2) You may think that the talons are a negative, but nay, they are not, what other kind of monster girls can grab you with their feet? If you're worried about getting cut, well that's what nail files are for ya dingus
3) While harpies are person sized, they are usually on the smaller end of the spectrum to make flying easier, which I guess is only a plus for the petite lovers out there
4) Birds have a high internal body temperature, so she'll keep you nice and warm in winter, and in summer you don't even need a blanket, her temperature paired with her wings will do just fine
I heard some mention of "dirty" in reference to them, but this is simply the incorrect association of harpies to birds where it is not applicable, birds are just as dirty as snakes or wild dogs, they just get around more leading to more awareness about bird hygiene (or lack thereof) than other animals, but as mentioned while talking about centaurs, they have human-like intelligence and would clean themselves just as we do.
Overall, I'm ashamed at the lack of attention, research, but most importantly, lack of culture, displayed here regarding harpies.
Edit: Recently a few other perks of harpy girls have been brought to my attention;
5) Due to flight requiring the use of the pectoral muscles, harpies would generally have a particularly pronounced bust
6) Because of their hollow bones, they'd be easier to pick up and carry, so you could take a walk through the park with a cute harpy sitting on your shoulders (with those excellent thighs at either side of your head), it would also be useful for certain... positions
Well said, the Harpy slander was too far. I'm a huge advocate for monster girl equality and you have made astute arguments.
To build on this, a slime girl would be objectively the dirtiest, given that their body would be in constant contact with the ground or other surfaces. Therefore, the cleaning regiment would be the most involved. This would also leave an unpleasant answer for how they would taste as well.
@@HashimotoDatsu well some iterations of slime girls imply that they could control their acidity, melting foreign debris, or that they could control the consistency of their membrane to be more like skin as to not let things easily pass through, an argument could be made that they have the potential to be the absolute cleanest monster girls, but that sort of thing is on a case-by-case basis, I don't think there's a kind of monster girl that is objectively dirty just based on their species
@@canadiangopnik7007 I did consider this, which is why I disagree on the assertion of "dirty" or not. In fact, I would posit that they would freely be able to utilize osmosis to handle any foreign material and regulate their ph levels after destroying any disease or bacteria, but I am unaware of material that confirms this. I provided the example to mostly provide a point that it is strange to call an intelligent creature dirty when there are means in which they can clean themselves. Slime girls would just need an answer for how this is achieved more so than a creature than can simply bath and watch their steps.
Theory completely aside, I think it's better for everyone that we simply assume that they are capable of great hygiene and leave it at that lol
Another thing about harpy girls is that their pectoral muscles would also be more developed due to the use of their wings, causing their bust to be more pronounced.
@@ShadowMage can't believe I didn't think about that, I was too focused on the thighs, a researcher shouldn't let his preferences skew his work, thank you kind sir
Professor I hard disagree with your opinions regarding harpy girls. Their wings are no different from a nice warm blanket after a long tiring day. No monster girl comes close to that warm and cozy feeling from just being hugged.
I also want my head to be engulfed by their talons but that's a whole 'nother topic.
I object.
Two words: birb brain
(egg laying can be weirdly hot tho ngl)
@@burneraccount7831 Counter-objection.
Consider the following: Owl and Raven harpies.
@@zephyrerazortail5478 counter-counter arguments:
One, they're exceptions to the majority.
Two, owls have a really wide range of head movement they can just kill boners when doing them from behind.
Three, crows and ravens are cool but they're always plotting against me.
@@burneraccount7831 Oh don't be silly. Crows and ravens are always plotting. Not just against you. XD
Honestly half the monster girls and boys that exist have the big upside of: Amazing hugs
Harpies? Fluffy soft hugs
Lamia? Complete and close, tight hugs
Drider? Bed + Hug
Slime? Wet...hug? It'd be a close one that's for sure
Hugs are the number one attractor!
Watching everyone try their best to play along with the "professional education" theme is what gets me XD
We learned who the real monster was this episode. Not the Monster Girls, but Prof. Lando who'd microwave them.
and tear out their feathers.
Just a few seconds, though.
Why was he more horrified at the harpy than he was the snake-utter-abomination things?
Can't believe the harpy disrespect. Spider girls top tier too.
I'm definitely in the Lamia camp because snake hugs are the best.
This!! ⬆
BTW that "reverse lamia" one reminded me of those leg toys in Toy Story 1 lmfao
The one with the hook? Lmao
It was literally a "hooker"
_”Calm down, son, it’s just a drawing, not the real thing.”_
You forgot that centaurs get horny if they're ridden on for a long distance. Ishuzoku Reviewers taught me that
Just "ride" the centaur and get back to riding.
Are you saying that like a negative?
Blake look of wtf is going on at the end was so good.
And that's after he's shown interest in spidergirls.
They really shouldn't do an initiate so dirty right off the bat.
"Oh no, I'm all webbed up! She's gonna suck me dry!"
-Lando some time ago
I never thought of drinking a slime girl before. What would they taste like?
To me, I think they'd taste like melted or pre-chilled jello
@@thelostmessenger I would drink them if they weren’t so goddamn f *this comment is age restricted😊*
She will come out either up or down or back 😂🤨
Maybe like jello that tastes like water
It might depend on the slime color. Green slime girl for green apple, red slime girl for cherry or strawberry, pink for watermelon, yellow for lemon, and so on.
Blake is such an innocent soul. Bless him. The normie.
The slim girl debate is like the Theseus slime girl, if you keep replacing the original girl with water, is it the same girl?
Are slimes like clayface where individual parts that separate from the main body gain sentience independent of the main body?
Cause if that's the case then most likely.
Couldn’t you say that about any living organism as we are replacing our body with the material we gain from food?
This was so cursed on so many levels. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
I'm a PHD, specialist
But it's always good to Brush up the Basics, Can't wait for the Arachne Chapter!!
Neither can I
As a spider lover, Spider girls are smexy. Can't change my mind. Also Slimes can condense and make themselves denser so that means when its smexy time we guy can FEEL it. Nuff said.
This guy gets it
A man of culture. 😤👍
I don't care if the spider has human bits, giant spiders are to be hunted and exterminated.
Arachnophobia is more understandable the larger the spider is.
Ok?
@@andrewgreeb916 Thats straight up murder
Blake's synergy with you guys is great. This is the content man, this is it
I like how the student was kinda skeptical at first, then the teacher proceed to draw the monster girls a bit more attractive, then the student begin to consider it 🤣
I DIDNT KNOW HE CAME BACK how did I miss this development this is incredible news
i believe microwaving the slime would actually be the most effective way to kill one as microwaves work by vibrating the water molecules in what your microwaving to heat it up. slimes are mostly water, whatever cell structure they use to keep that water contained and controlled now has to contend with microwave vibrations destroying the water tension, breaking cell walls and heating up denaturing proteins, at every level of their bodies. that sounds like death to me.
That sounds like torture
@@airplanes_aren.t_real excruciating pain might be an added bonus, if they can feel pain that is...
Interespecies reviewers sold me on harpies, cute + petit + source of protein = best monster girls
This video unlocked a newfound attraction to slime girls. This is my downfall
Yes!
-On the subject of Lamia with human top or human bottom:
There is a big disadvantage to the top snek design, one of the big appeals of a lamia is the fact that they'd be capable of coiling around you while cuddling.
So while yes, they gain the amazing jaw of a snake and keep the buns of a human, they completely lose any ability for hugs or cuddles and I feel like that's a big turn off.
-Centaurs:
Obviously the top of a human is the only valid option, the other way around is simply unbalanced and crippled, you can't even ride it.
-Harpies:
As the Professor said; harpies would have to be very thin to achieve flight, we like them thicc over here.
-Slime Girls:
The potential is infinite, big YES.
-Spider Girls:
A spider scaled up to this size would be very dangerous, however there are massive benefits coming from their ability to produce webs which again on such a scale would be near indestructible. On account of my burning hatred for mosquitos, I am willing to risk my life with a Spider Girl.
I really love the Normie contrast reactions, when you go into tangents and his mind and imagination can't keep up lol
Slime girls are just objectively the best type of monster girl.
You speak the big true
Indeed
YES YES YES
What about the shapeshifter girl
Probably shouldn't microwave them though.
Maybe a few aquarium heaters would do the trick without causing damage?!?
Can't wait for the Eldritch girl chapter or mantis girl chapter. Two equally good chapters in the course work.
Mantis seems a little deadly, you know?
The webcomic "my eldritch girlfriend" already proved eldritch girls are the best
Would have been the perfect opportunity for Blake to reveal his amazing drawing scills
That face at 4:03 made me very concerned about that fact that I like harpies
Who else thought they were going to talk about the philosophical aspect of eating a monster girl's meat and discuss the border at which it's acceptable to do? Which species is acceptable to eat, which part and so on... XD
every single one, humans included
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@@lizardasslick
Ah, a fellow connoisseur🥂
MONSTER
THE DRINK
@@LecherousLizard* Chivers as a Female by Sebastian Tellier starts playing *
Every monster girl is best girl. EVERY. LAST. ONE.
I used to not like cyclops monster girls. (insert eye pun that I was going to type but immediately forgot about by the time I was about to type it)
@@ShadowMage And then your eye was opened?
@@caiomaida3630 Exactly.
Spider girls can die in a fire though
@@andrewgreeb916 Spider girls are best girl tho
As someone who has been on team slimegirls since day 1... gotta say dullahan's are an interesting one... with what you can do with the detachable head.
Also like the slime girl. him talking about changing viscosity got me thinking that it could be possible. If they make themselves smaller, and thus denser, they could become more viscous. Meanwhile, they can become more water-like if they expand.
@@popenieafantome9527 They'd have to expel/absorb the water in the process though.
@@LecherousLizard Maybe, but i thought of another way. There are certain chemicals that can sort of “bind” to water molecules. Enough to appear solid with no apparent trace of moisture. So if you heat up this seemingly “dry” solid, it becomes a slurry as the heat allows the water to free itself and will appear as if water came out of nowhere.
This gives Slime girls having a way to do this internally to change their consistency at will. Some Slime girls are depicted with a “core.” This core could potentially release a substance that binds to water to thicken or reabsorb it into core when they want to to more fluid. This would allow for control over their viscosity without the need to lose or gain water externally.
@@popenieafantome9527 Well, alternatively they could locally change their water content. Like move water from one spot inside somewhere else.
The main thing you do is fight people armed with vorporal swords since the instant fatal neck slash will always miss
I don’t know how Professor Lando can keep a straight face conducting his lessons seriously. I would be cracking up every single time 🤣
0:31 I'm glad to see best Monster Girl Quest character is still relevant.
Amira and the unfortunate friends are the reason this video exist.
Fully expecting Blake to drop out at some point😆 You can only push it so far
This kind of course is what i will gladly take anytime of the year. I love that, "write that down"
4:35 The large feathers (those that are fundamental to flight) are literally attached to the bones, so trying to yank one out would hurt like hell. The smaller ones are attached to the skin, but it'd still hurt, because they are much bigger than a hair.
7:30 OK, but consider the following: Spidergirl of the jumping spider subspecies. Fun-sized, cute, almost puppy-like without the threat of having your guts melted and sucked out for dinner.
Now *thats* something I need to think about. I should do more research on spiders...
I think the harpy is worth a shot. I mean, cmon, you validated both the reverse lamia and centaur but not the regular harpy? Scandalous!
1980: we will have flying cars in 40 years
2023:
Someone actually is doing half serious research on the topic. This is pretty interesting actually.
For standard lamia the most important bit is where the hips would be and the snake part begins
Professor, aren't the opposite body order of Centaurs are Minotaurs?
But minotaurs are cows. No?
The opposite of a centaur would be the top half of a horse, chest and front legs included, perched atop a full human body where the head would normally be. Not the below the waist bottom part, the entire body minus the human neck and head
Assuming you're referring to a bull centaur.
By default centaurs are equine in nature.
As far as I'm aware most depictions of minotaurs still have hooves as part of their lower body with the only human part being their arms and sometimes their chest.
So I don't know if minotaurs really count.
@@chonflis3834 Wait, isn't Holstaurs cows?
I think the reverse centaur was not drawn correctly. In a typical centaur, the head of a horse is replaced by a human torso, arms and head. So a reverse centaur would be a human body with the head replaced by half a horse.
2:42 This is just BoJack Horseman with extra steps lets be real 😂😂😂
A monster girl lecture without Spider-Girl slander, the professor truly outdid himself with this one
1:13 unhinged jaw gawk gawk is crazy
That thumbnail scared me for a sec…💀
(I haven’t watched the video yet) but I do have to say, not sexualized monster girls are the best kind of monster girls.
Lamia - smash
aimaL - smash
any Centaur variant - smash
any ruatneC variant - pass
Harpy - Smash, but only once just to try it
Slimegirl - smash
Spidergirl - smash, but last out of all the monstergirls covered in lecture (because I'd die, but it'd be worth it)
I've been into monster girls for years now
Ngl the most shocking part of this is how well professor drew a horse off hand
thank you for more lessons, professor lando!
That poor student just out there trying to be a normal human, attracted to normal human things.
I’d say it depends on the monster, I feel like a monster made of cotton candy would taste better than an orc
1:00 In the words of Fry, "Oh, why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?"
Reverse slime girl would be... a human in the shape of a slime. A fleshy, disfigured pond of flesh, whose existence is pain and suffering.
thats horrifying
@@davidgruzin8269 Or arousing, if you're into it.
@@MrLoowiz That is not wrong. Also, I like your pfp, even if I dont know what it is.
@@davidgruzin8269 Thanks. It's a Pikachu cosplaying as Teemo.
The reverse lamia is just a Lego Ninjago character.
Yes: slime and spider girl
No: everyone else
" Forget the girl sections of the snake girl, *I'm going full Yuan-Ti.* "
_-Deranged Friend_
The Bubble Slime in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia feeds part of her body to their "victims" in order to act as an aphrodisiac!
Tohru from Dragon Maid wants Kobayashi to eat her tail in order to bond closer!
You are truly one of the cornerstones of this community
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Fun fuct the Harpy for in Ancient Greece was the Siren. Than the Roman Empire decided naa the Siren is a Fish girl and called the Harpy Harpy.
(Obviusly all of this in Latin the english vocabolary just adapted the name).
Just a fun fact that I thind affacinationg about how History somethimes want to change just becouse.
My experience was only made better by the fact I got an ad of Matt Walsh asking what a woman was, at the beginning of the slime girl segment.
Blake drawing = nightmare fuel
I love going over the basics.
Yes I would
clearly, professor lando hasn't watched Interspecies Reviewers
I don't think I could eat anything that's humanoid and sentient
Disapointed at the lack of Scyllas mentioned. Very underrated.
Why is there so much hate for Harpies they are my favorite!!! Also Spider-Girls are my second favorite... We really don't agree on this at all XD
harpies are one of my favorites for it's slender body structure allowing them greater performance in difficult positions
they also provide free food in the form of unfertilized eggs
It's not quite free food, it's more like recycling, since you're giving them food and they're outputting food.
Kind-of like with chickens, you give them food waste they give you food. Why more people don't have chickens for this reason is beyond me.
Harpies are not chickens. Almost all birds only lay eggs once a year and they are almost always fertilized eggs.
Clopbot origins
1:00 the right one is a humafied creature since the with the brain got replaced with the creatures brain, wich means it doesn't behave human like, for a monster girl it has to behave at least half human like with features of the creatures side
- Kira Yoshicat/Student of Ligma University
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HARPYS ARE BAD!? You know what kind of premium hug that would be?...the claws are the only downside i can think off...
Also arachnid gets extra mention for the profitibility of the large amount of spider silk that is acually being farmed out of real life spiders and being sold for good money....and i may or may not find the cool/cute
Harpies are just not equipped to wear clothes and live with people if you wan to love and support a harpy that'son you, arachnids are probably not a good choice for a partner, most female spiders eat their mates to fuel the development of their young... also arachnophobia is entirely justified against spiders that are bigger than you.
but we are taking about half humans meaning they can have normal human way of thinking and emotions...also harpys not equiped to wear cloths...i see this as an absolute victory
What interests me is monster girls made of materials.
Slime girl, Golems... Dryads and elemental spirits.
I want to know;
1. Does it hurt to remove any part of their body?
2. If it doesn't, how much can be removed before it does?
3. Does it grow back?
4. What do they eat and how does it become part of the material that makes up their body?
5. Do they control whether the material from their body harms the people touching it, when it would in normal conditions? E.g. a Flame Spirit's flames. Poison slime's slime.
If Professor Lando could teach us this subject that'd be amazing.
The second one has been joked as reverse lamia, mermaid and one more on Monster Girl Quest.
Tbf if the snake body was humanoid and arms it would be acceptable, same for other ones.
Centaurs have been around since before Harry Potter, Half horse would be more humanoid with a horse head. Although that is a demon in one setting.
If you read into legends all unconventional was already there
Slime reminds me of the famous dating show scene from Married with Children. The theatre personnel is asked, what his dream girl is. He says he already has his dream girl, and made her out of gummy bears!
harpies are amazing just look at Monet from one piece
Bruh how is he so good at sketching
7:28 he understood
truly the unfortunate friends from the monster girl quest paradox is a top tier waifu
we have Amira the unfortunate lamia, Phyhar the unfortunate harpy, Diamrem the unfortunate Mermaid, And Santos/Garfunkel the unfortunate Nekomata
Imma have to call cap on the lamia for a couple reasons:
1- snakes dont have lips, but what they do have are needle sharp and possibly venomous teeth. You’re not getting sloppy tippy, you’re getting an amputation.
2- the unhinged jaw is useless to you unless you’re well endowed enough that a normal mouth wouldn’t fit you. This is a problem the vast majority of men absolutely do not have.
3- arms are a vital part of several peoples experience and as such you’d be denying them that, not to mention the snussy situation is likely far more adaptable than the snouth is, especially with the sharp sneeth.
i agree mostly but fangs would retract at will so no amputation.
@@davidgruzin8269 snake fangs don't retract per se, they more so swing backwards which idk it feels like pointy backwards facing venomous hooks are not conducive to getting your equipment back at the end of it
@@risky_busine55 yeah that would not feel nice at all. it would be nice if they could retract and be no threat to someone's tool.
Dearest Professor,
I wish to bring to the classes attention, a band from St. Johns, Newfoundland, Canada, called Great Big Sea and one of their songs titled "the Mermaid", a entire song based solely on the context of the mermaid but specifically exploring the idea of 'which half of the mermaid is necessarily the fish and which half is the woman. If the class and or professor have neither heard of such a thing I highly encourage all to at least give the song a listen.
Respectfully,
A well informed student.
Eat out? Yes. Eat out (cannibal)? No.
Well she's won't be kinda your kind so it's more like eating a monkey
You forgot the reverse harpy, you know. Bird with human hands and legs 🙂
In what way, Professor?
Kratos ripping off a valkyrie's wings at 4:35.
I only think of monster girls as those fuckable burger king burgers.