I absolutely love how Phelous pretty much adopted Old Man. Because Golden Films and Good Times is dead, these characters would have otherwise just faded into obscurity. They are in much better hands now
I've just come to let everyone know that Jan Rabson, the original voice of the Old Man, passed away yesterday at the age of 68. I had a Facebook conversation with Jan once, after finding out he was the voice of the Old Man. I suggested that maybe he could meet Phelous one day and they could do some sort of crossover. He was nothing but polite, friendly, and patient with me. And I hope he carried that same attitude for the rest of his life as well. He'll be barging into Heaven because he was expected, and all the angels shall cry out at his arrival HEEEEEEEEEllelujah, because he was never useless in our hearts and in his life. ~ Rest in Peace ~ Jan Rabson (June 14, 1954 - October 14, 2022)
I never heard of him before but from what I can gather from Behind the Voice Actors, he had a decent voice-acting career and vocal range, and yes, I do hear the Old Man voice in some of his credited roles. Could be that he was a recurring VA for these Golden Film flicks too much like Cam Clark and Jeff Bennett, as I think his voice can be heard in some other roles, namely other father characters.
@@daliborjovanovic510 It's such a shame Golden Films and Goodtimes managed to snag some talented voice actors for their cheap cartoons. Oh well, hope they had fun and got paid reasonably.
In the 2014 French film, the Beast was protective of his garden because it belonged to his late wife. She was a nymph who cared for the plants and animals. She was disgusted with people hunting for sport. And she had him promise to set aside hunting. But the prince could not give up the hunt. So she tested him, by disguising herself as a golden deer. He failed the test, unknowingly killing his wife. And her father cursed him and his kingdom.
I've many so called real backgrounds for this story, and this is very much the first time I heard this one. Not that there wasn't some other versions just as intense...
Also, many years go by, and in the Disney Beast’s despair, he clearly reverts to more of an actual animal, so being territorial makes sense (even discounting his enchanted rose).
I don't get why any of these versions waste time with the father nonsense. Just have _BEAUTY_ get lost in the woods and intrude into the magical castle for shelter. That way, y'know, the meet-cute with the Beast doesn't begin with a life-or-death ultimatum... If you ask me, the story would make more sense if the Beast started out already pure-of-heart but just repulsive to superficial people, and Beauty was the one who - to spite being outwardly attractive - had some character flaw she/he needed to overcome. That way, it really is about love conquering all and going beyond first impressions, and not just "Here's an abusive psycho that's taken you captive. Better hope he mellows out so you can fall in love with him!"
Gotta love a grown woman skipping merrily around a meadow while looking dead inside. I wonder what horrors Beauty has seen that caused her brain to turn to mush.
My favorite character was always Crazy Old Man! EEEEEEUUGHH!! "What's that song I hear playing in here? Be our guest, be our guest, eat all our food, leave us dead! Well don't mind if I do!" Truly inspired.
It’s not that he’s not bi. He’s a one person type of dude (obviously) And it would be weird trying to get two people to love you especially if their related. Besides trying to make two people suffer Stockholm syndrome would probably be a lot harder than one. I mean they could just talk to each other instead of you. Not only that beauty asked for a flower in winter clearly the perfect victim and have you seen how blood thirsty the other brothers are? They’d be planning to plot and kill you.
I love how the father just less than half heartedly tries to prevent Beauty's death by casually tagging along with her in the most non-distraught manner to the castle, instead of keeping her from going and just sort of acts like, "Meh...I tried." when it's decided that she will die in his place...."HEEEYYEEEEEEIIIIIGGHH!"
hey at least he did in fact try so many beauty's fathers don't even though anime just said "yeah sure I'll sell my daughter" fucked off hit the beast with a chair when he showed up so anime dad wins
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I just realized something...The Beast is clearly musing at 18:44 about making Old Man's hot daughter his live-in sex slave. So him giving Old Man a fortune in gold as an apology, and then telling Beauty that he can't bring himself to kill her, is actually just a ploy to make Beauty think that he's a caring guy, making her more receptive to his advances. And it cuts her off from her family because Old Man thinks she's dead. Damn, and people have accused the Disney version of being Stockholm Syndromey...
+Lady Marmalade I used to complain about the Disney version. Looking back on it, I was mostly just being an amanojaku, as they say. Now that I've seen just how bad it can get, I will never complain again. Thank heaven Disney changed it so the Beast is the one who learns the lesson...
Me too. But at least the Beast had character development in the Disney one. He was mean in the beginning, and after some time had past he started to have genuine feelings for Belle. He then realized it was from to keep her as his potential curse-breaker, so he made the sacrifize and let her go home for good while knowing that he would remain a beast forever if she didn’t return of her own free will. The Goodtimes Beast never developted as a character though. He was the same type that would murder over a plocked rose and intended to keep Beauty as his permanent pet for the rest of her life, from the beginning to the end. And if Beauty was slightly less attractive in his eyes, he probably would have killed her in Old Man’s place.
Old Man: Oh who care that hundreds of sailors are likely dead, and all of this could've been avoided if I had just insured my ships and their cargo. I can't buy my daughters their gifts.
Jerome Turner to be fair if they were wet Boxes due to salt-water year he couldn't really sell them...cause that's technically poisoning people....too bad it might have been left in the rain.
7:47 And so a beautiful partnership was formed. Old Man never imagined that one day, he’d be reading 15-year-olds’ pseudo-horror fanfics to entertain the masses XD
"Should we have one or two shared features between the siblings?" "Two siblings with shared features?" "That's not-" "We've sent the final reel to distribution."
I was honestly hoping when Old Man is yelling at the rain, for you to show the Simpsons "Old Man yells at cloud" newspaper gag, with Old Man photoshopped in place of Grandpa Simpson.
+GTdba I think Video Brinquedo is done too. Whether that's good or bad is up to if you're having to watch them to review them or watching someone reviewing them.
I just saw the live action beauty and the beast yesterday and I cracked up when I saw that they decided to do the scene where Maurice sees the food on the table and immediately tucks in XD I had Phelous's voice in my head going "Well, this must be for me, the jackass who just broke in!". Other than little things like that, I really enjoyed it!
I'm looking at that and it has me think that he's thinking: "I can't WAIT to sell Beauty to this beast, he might give me a shit ton of money for this."
1. The beast realizes that he doesn’t deserve to be punished in comparison of what old man did or he inspires him to change his ways because he doesn’t want to end up like him. 2. Instead of the beast being punished by the fairy. This was a test for the old man and he needs to pay- like literally or metaphorically or both. 3. Beauty and Maurice 4. Maurice and beast 5. The old man vs the beast. 6. Or the beast was a manifestation of the old mans subconscious warning him of what yet to come if he doesn’t change he’s ways. His daughter would marry a beast due to her fathers selfish ways.
This movie might be deeper than most first realize. I believe that the character of Crazy Old Old Man is actually based on the biblical figure of Lot. Here's a passage from Genesis: "Hmmmm, a bunch of strangers I've never met before claim that they're Angels and that God is going to destroy the city; I asked them if they were angels and they said yes. Oh well, better sacrifice my own daughters to make sure that mob of useless thieves doesn't hurt my angel guests. HYEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUGH
Beauty in this actually looks like a girl I had a crush on. Same poofy blonde hair, same droopy blue eyes, same lips [especially the color. That is the EXACT pink]. The only difference is that when she spaced out, it was because she was trying to translate things. At least, that's how she explained it. So now I'm stuck with imagining that Beauty is an animated version of my old crush, and it honestly makes your commentary ten times funnier, which is crazy because you're already hilarious.
At least in the Disney and original French version it made sense for her to be called Belle because it didn't just mean beauty but it was also a person's name by itself
There's another problem with this film. At the begining of the movie is says: "Adapted from the classic tale Beauty and the Beast by Jakob Grimm" Jakob Grimm didn't write Beauty and the Beast. French novelist Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve wrote it.
I don't think any Beauty and the Beast even appears in the Grimm Brothers' collection. And even if it did, the Grimm brothers didn't actually author any of the stories; they collected them.
I immediately thought of this review whenever I saw the live action Disney movie because they brought back the whole "prison for plucking a rose" thing. I think they were trying to make fun of the original story, but that's the reason why the classic Disney movie strayed away from that concept. So whenever that scene happened, I had Phelous' voice in my head screaming "DISNEY DID IT BETTER!"
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I knew it all these years. Old Man's voice was burned in my brain in Kindergarten. He is portrayed by Jan Rabson who was Mr. Feather in The Adventures of Scamper the Penguin. AH!
I always felt these guys were the kind of cheapie companies that preyed on naive grandparents: "Oh, I do wonder what else I can get my grandchildren. Oh, what's this? The Little Mermaid? They love that film, and I don't think they've seen this version before, AND it's only $6! My daughter will love that I got them the perfect film I know they love to watch!"
I just love how Beauty's head is bopping in the running sequence. Apparently they even didn't pay enough to the cleanup supervisor as well.... charming animation.
I still can't believe that Disney live action remake pretty much did the "Old man, you ruined my garden! You must die!" instead of keeping it with the reasonable cause from the original.
Rewatching all the Beauty and the Beast reviews, I noticed that most of them fail to explain why it was ok for old man to take the food and shelter but not the rose. The logic of this segment is based on that thing called sacred hospitality which in our society is not widely known anymore. The rose does not count because its a luxury item. Disney knew they had to explain this away so that modern day children would get it.
@@ember9361 not really no. They were referring to the reasoning as to why eating the food is ok but taking the rose is fine. I'm referring to the fact that the old man not be inviting in whatsoever should be cause for concern to him.
In the original novel by Madam de Villeneuve, the whole “rose life thingy” was a ruse that the Good Fairy ordered the Beast to do; but it was not something that the Beast himself actually wanted to say.
To the Old Man's credit, dyed silk can get stained if it gets wet. Same with spices, if the container is in a humid or wet area. And since it was in a bad storm and a flooded hold for over 24 hours minimum, it really is as good as ruined.
Phelan Porteous I wish the "old man" gag could be applied to the NC's Christmas Tree review. That mayor who paid with money bags looks suspiciously like this guy's cousin... :P
+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous This was very well done! But I sometimes think that the jokes delay the video. Try to strike a balance between jokes and information. Keep up the good work!
+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous Mr Porteous, I am saddened to say that I am no longer one of your patrons. The reason is because I've just recently had a bit money trouble, so I have to be careful with the money now. Sorry.
What Phelous didn't realize Old Man was originally voiced by Jan Rabson, aka Stanley Gurd Jr. It's the guy who did a LOT of voices, like Gepetto from Tatsunoko's Pinocchio (Harmony Gold dub), Mr. Feather, the scientist, Jack the dog, etc. from Scamper the Penguin, George the frog, narrator, and the Crystal Prince from Thumbelina: A Magical Story, and Kerma from Ninja Turtles(1987-1996), trust me, his voices are instantly identifiable.
The "evil stepsisters" routine doesn't make any sense here. Cinderella was kept inside all day, forced to dress in rags and be a slave, and was literally given that nickname out of spite. Then here, Beauty is literally CALLED Beauty by even her sisters. It's like trying to look down on your clearly beautiful sister whom you also call Beauty. It doesn't make any sense.
Ah Old Man Beauty's Father, originator of such classic catch phrases as: "Heeeeeeeeee" "[blank]'s all wet. It's completely useless now" "Glugadig glugadig glugadig glugadig"
+Boobalopbop I lost it at a lot of things, i spilled my drink all over me from laughing. Im all wet now because of my drink, im useless now! (throws myself into trash).
18:35 Love how the Beast's lower jaw looks like it can be detached and reattached to the body like with Mr. Potato. That's some quality character designing there.
X'D Highly entertaining, especially the impressions of Beauty and the father are wonderful. But I completely lost it when she was skipping while having that dead-inside expression on her face. I think it's safe to say that the horse is the most intelligent character in the movie.
IosonoOtakuman I have a good times dvd collection from when I was younger and liked it. I still don’t think there that bad to this day but I do love how Phelous destroys them. I picked up the dvd collection myself in the store btw.
Old man is one of the most likeable and funny characters on the all "beauty and the beast" Franchise. He should appear on every version including the dinsey version.
So glad I found your channel, this was freaking hilarious!! The voices and editing made me cry from laughter, and your Maurice/old man voice was spot on XD
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I absolutely love how Phelous pretty much adopted Old Man. Because Golden Films and Good Times is dead, these characters would have otherwise just faded into obscurity. They are in much better hands now
He could probably buy the rights to him for pennies.
@@ExplorerDS6789 a whole 2 cents
So who owns these films now? Like if you buy them in a shop who gets the money ?
President Kudsi no one I don’t think you could still by them
@@ultimatedarkrai255 well golden films still has a website up that u can buy from
I've just come to let everyone know that Jan Rabson, the original voice of the Old Man, passed away yesterday at the age of 68. I had a Facebook conversation with Jan once, after finding out he was the voice of the Old Man. I suggested that maybe he could meet Phelous one day and they could do some sort of crossover. He was nothing but polite, friendly, and patient with me. And I hope he carried that same attitude for the rest of his life as well.
He'll be barging into Heaven because he was expected, and all the angels shall cry out at his arrival HEEEEEEEEEllelujah, because he was never useless in our hearts and in his life.
~ Rest in Peace ~
Jan Rabson
(June 14, 1954 - October 14, 2022)
That's so sad! Phelous' Old Man jokes brought me much needed joy in high school. Jan will be missed.
@@beethebard Same here, Bee! Shame the two never got the chance to meet.
@@yourclairygodmother yeah 😢 but um hey at least you let him know about this review eh?😊
I never heard of him before but from what I can gather from Behind the Voice Actors, he had a decent voice-acting career and vocal range, and yes, I do hear the Old Man voice in some of his credited roles. Could be that he was a recurring VA for these Golden Film flicks too much like Cam Clark and Jeff Bennett, as I think his voice can be heard in some other roles, namely other father characters.
@@daliborjovanovic510 It's such a shame Golden Films and Goodtimes managed to snag some talented voice actors for their cheap cartoons. Oh well, hope they had fun and got paid reasonably.
"The planet Earth is 71% covered by water"
"OH NO! THIS PLANET IS ALL WET! IT'S COMPLETELY USELESS NOW!" *Earth explodes*
(wheezes) WHAT?! XD
Mah God!
"OH NO! This toilet has water in it! It's completely useless now!"
Oh no! The inside of my mouth is wet! Its completely useless now!
*Rips out Mouth, A la Mortal Kombat X Style.*
Bentronicus
Okay stop.
And so Phelous' unofficial mascot was born.
Until Wabuu replaces him under...mysterious circumstances;)
Hehehehehe...
*Belle's father's Stupid laugh intensifies*
@@shenloken2 borb profile pic
Unoffical? Really? It's official ma dear.
In the 2014 French film, the Beast was protective of his garden because it belonged to his late wife. She was a nymph who cared for the plants and animals. She was disgusted with people hunting for sport. And she had him promise to set aside hunting. But the prince could not give up the hunt. So she tested him, by disguising herself as a golden deer. He failed the test, unknowingly killing his wife. And her father cursed him and his kingdom.
well that's.... intense
sounds like classic mythology
Sounds pretty cool tbh.
I've many so called real backgrounds for this story, and this is very much the first time I heard this one.
Not that there wasn't some other versions just as intense...
If I remember right that's the remake of the John Coctoe version and Vinncet Cassel was the prince and beast
At least Maurice had the excuse of being chased by wolves, so it was either get mauled by wolves, or trespass.
year111 Old Man is just a stupid gluttonous schizophrenic who talks to chairs. But we love him!
Also, many years go by, and in the Disney Beast’s despair, he clearly reverts to more of an actual animal, so being territorial makes sense (even discounting his enchanted rose).
12:17
I don't get why any of these versions waste time with the father nonsense. Just have _BEAUTY_ get lost in the woods and intrude into the magical castle for shelter. That way, y'know, the meet-cute with the Beast doesn't begin with a life-or-death ultimatum... If you ask me, the story would make more sense if the Beast started out already pure-of-heart but just repulsive to superficial people, and Beauty was the one who - to spite being outwardly attractive - had some character flaw she/he needed to overcome.
That way, it really is about love conquering all and going beyond first impressions, and not just "Here's an abusive psycho that's taken you captive. Better hope he mellows out so you can fall in love with him!"
@@heathercalun4919 Maybe this story satisfies some people's sub fantasies 🤷♂️
And beauty's father went on to become the funniest creepypasta reader on youtube.
@Shape Shifting yes
Its funny that those people who made these films could never have ever expected that their characters would wind up like that......
From rags to bitches
The birth of a legend
He and Wabuu are my fav. XD
Gotta love a grown woman skipping merrily around a meadow while looking dead inside. I wonder what horrors Beauty has seen that caused her brain to turn to mush.
Maybe she saw what happened to the third brother. If you know what I mean.
+Avalasia Love THEN LET HIM DIE!
Lesbiwolf92 Maybe she got wet and realised how completely useless she is.
Poor Beauty, she should have listened to Old man.
She realized what flim she was in.
The legend of Old Man begins
now i want to see old man looking like big boss from mgs5
14:50 a legend was. born
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
The Blank King it is written, only Old man can defeat Ganon.
Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai! Now it is COMPLETELY USELESS!!!
My favorite character was always Crazy Old Man! EEEEEEUUGHH!!
"What's that song I hear playing in here? Be our guest, be our guest, eat all our food, leave us dead! Well don't mind if I do!" Truly inspired.
Webshooters1 nice icon : 3 i guess your not somebody then
drummerboi357
Oh we do too have hearts, don't be mad.
okay then if you have a heart can you show me it?
drummerboi357
Ummm...Run, run, run away! *vainshes into a dark portal*
Get back here you sitar playing musition
That"HEEEEEEEEE!" is the most wonderful sound I've ever heard!
+Andy The old man is completely usefull now!
*dumps a bucket of water on old man*
+dovewing Oh no, look at Old Man... He's completely useless now...
+Marshall Elder HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i laugh everytime i hear it. i dont know why
"I've got two more you know, and if you're bi I've got two boys as well!" DEAD
_"Get out before I strike you dead!"_ (Guess he's not bi)
@@DalekTheSupreme "I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!" ;)
I watched this several times and up until now I thought he said "if you're buyin'." Until I read this.
@@DalekTheSupreme That's actually a VERY appropriate response to that!
It’s not that he’s not bi.
He’s a one person type of dude (obviously)
And it would be weird trying to get two people to love you especially if their related.
Besides trying to make two people suffer Stockholm syndrome would probably be a lot harder than one.
I mean they could just talk to each other instead of you.
Not only that beauty asked for a flower in winter clearly the perfect victim and have you seen how blood thirsty the other brothers are?
They’d be planning to plot and kill you.
"Phelous hasn't been funny since Mac and Me. He's completely useless now."
XD I like how willing you are to self-deprecate yourself.
this movie should be named "Old Man: Origins" XD
Big Show Old Man: Origins should be a spin-off. XD
yes good
X-Men Origins: Old Man
Old man 0
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
I love how the father just less than half heartedly tries to prevent Beauty's death by casually tagging along with her in the most non-distraught manner to the castle, instead of keeping her from going and just sort of acts like, "Meh...I tried." when it's decided that she will die in his place...."HEEEYYEEEEEEIIIIIGGHH!"
hey at least he did in fact try so many beauty's fathers don't even though anime just said "yeah sure I'll sell my daughter" fucked off hit the beast with a chair when he showed up so anime dad wins
That’s a good point 🤣
Seven years later and my son and I still quote the old man.
aw that's adorable
i have so many quotes i use regularly that are from this video lmao
"Well, it seems I was expected" is one that never leaves my mind. lol
I laughed a little too hard at the scene when she's running through the field with the basket of bread and cheese
Laura The classic Goodtimes Beauty and the Beast cheese frolic scene
Same here and the funny cake scene
The scene were Old Man ate the candle cracked me up. XD
The scene with the monkey and her dad throwing away his children cracked me up!
The tuba is what makes the scene.
The Old Man character is pure gold
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Fact lol
Good god. I couldn't tell when the real old man was talking cause Phelous's impression was so damn good.
I'm happy it's just not me
The birth of Old Man
It's completely useless now....
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I want a "Beauty Can Die In My Place" T-shirt!
Oh my god that'd be so FUCKING SWEET!!!!!.........🤘🏻😝🤘🏻
You can buy one on zazzles.com
I just realized something...The Beast is clearly musing at 18:44 about making Old Man's hot daughter his live-in sex slave. So him giving Old Man a fortune in gold as an apology, and then telling Beauty that he can't bring himself to kill her, is actually just a ploy to make Beauty think that he's a caring guy, making her more receptive to his advances. And it cuts her off from her family because Old Man thinks she's dead.
Damn, and people have accused the Disney version of being Stockholm Syndromey...
+Lady Marmalade
I used to complain about the Disney version. Looking back on it, I was mostly just being an amanojaku, as they say.
Now that I've seen just how bad it can get, I will never complain again. Thank heaven Disney changed it so the Beast is the one who learns the lesson...
19:19
Me too. But at least the Beast had character development in the Disney one. He was mean in the beginning, and after some time had past he started to have genuine feelings for Belle. He then realized it was from to keep her as his potential curse-breaker, so he made the sacrifize and let her go home for good while knowing that he would remain a beast forever if she didn’t return of her own free will. The Goodtimes Beast never developted as a character though. He was the same type that would murder over a plocked rose and intended to keep Beauty as his permanent pet for the rest of her life, from the beginning to the end. And if Beauty was slightly less attractive in his eyes, he probably would have killed her in Old Man’s place.
"What sound does an apple make?"
Best. Line. EVER.
srbarkerchan According to Portal 2, it's a jumping sound.
Best riddle. Right up there with Why is a raven like a writing desk
Guys, the beast is ManBearPig! I'm super serial!
Oh my. God you're right!!!!!..............widub-dib-dish, widub-dib-dish, widub-dib-dish, widub-dib-dish..............
MY GOD!
oh hai user with great avatar tastes
Paul Leow DOPPLEGANGER! Get out of my head! Leave my brain alone!
***** would you like a jelly baby?
Old Man: Oh who care that hundreds of sailors are likely dead, and all of this could've been avoided if I had just insured my ships and their cargo. I can't buy my daughters their gifts.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Did insurance exist back then?
Valerie Heintz Apparently some form of it has been around since ancient times. So yes, Old Man is an idiot.
well the sailors got wet, they were completly usless anyway.
After seeing so many of Phelous's Old Man cameos, I'm shocked to see how much dopier the original character was.
" I'm not selling tea and spices that were in wet boxes"- old man logic
"They're completely useless now..."
"Oh, don't you talk about my boxes! I LIKE BOXES!"
Jerome Turner to be fair if they were wet Boxes due to salt-water year he couldn't really sell them...cause that's technically poisoning people....too bad it might have been left in the rain.
SpeedyEric1 said the angry video game nerd to the annoying critic.
The silk still would’ve been good, no one is suppose to eat silk anyway.
7:47 And so a beautiful partnership was formed. Old Man never imagined that one day, he’d be reading 15-year-olds’ pseudo-horror fanfics to entertain the masses XD
Disney’s Beauty and the Beast gave us memories
This one gave us memes
The brother Nathan (the, uh...the taller one,) is the only sibling who looks remotely like Beauty. Great job with that family resemblance, animators!
"Should we have one or two shared features between the siblings?" "Two siblings with shared features?" "That's not-" "We've sent the final reel to distribution."
Ah yes, Mr. “Then let him die!”
holy crap that's a very good impression of the father's voice!
HEEEEEEEE!!
And then the Old Man meme was born!
Phelous should consider voice acting he could be quite good at it.
HE-HEEEEEE!
Omg just discovered Phelous. Best discovery ever. Havent laughed this much in a long time.
Thanks! Glad you're enjoying the vids!
Do you like nyieeeeeeeeggggghhhhhhhh
+Zacklasereye _ I thought it went Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol
+Tyler Hale does it really matter it's still hilarious
+Zacklasereye _ I just hope Phelous keeps the gag going.
I was honestly hoping when Old Man is yelling at the rain, for you to show the Simpsons "Old Man yells at cloud" newspaper gag, with Old Man photoshopped in place of Grandpa Simpson.
That’s genius
Keep captions on! It says that exact thing!
Phelous, you got a voice that could make the phonebook funny. That old man voice had me in stitches.
Also HYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Old Man reads the phone book
A water park? Man, that park is completely useless now! HYEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEE!!!
Good times is gone? Noooooooo! Now we'll never have our Frozen and Zootopia good times ripoff!
There is still Briquendo, tho...the producer of Ratatoing and Little Panda Fighter.
...except their ripoffs just suck!
+GTdba I'm fucking dying from laughter lmao
+GTdba I think Video Brinquedo is done too. Whether that's good or bad is up to if you're having to watch them to review them or watching someone reviewing them.
J Jonah Jameson: ha hahahahahahahahaahaha... Wait you're serious..?
I could've sworn I saw a Frozen rip-off once...and the new Dreamworks movie "Sing" looks like a Zootopia ripoff...
I just saw the live action beauty and the beast yesterday and I cracked up when I saw that they decided to do the scene where Maurice sees the food on the table and immediately tucks in XD I had Phelous's voice in my head going "Well, this must be for me, the jackass who just broke in!".
Other than little things like that, I really enjoyed it!
also, the moral of the story is, if you barge into someone's home uninvited and there's food on the table, it means you were expected.
21:42 ah look at Old Man`s evil smirk, Phelous interpertation of him has always been canon in the movie.
Dalibor Jovanovic HOLY CRAP! O.O Old man is a asshole! Heeeeeeeeeeee!
"Those drowned sailors are all wet, they're completely useless now, just like my damn cargo!"
I'm looking at that and it has me think that he's thinking: "I can't WAIT to sell Beauty to this beast, he might give me a shit ton of money for this."
I always used to wonder as a kid what the story would have been like if it was the father that decided to stay with the beast.
It turns into a detective buddy comedy then.
1. The beast realizes that he doesn’t deserve to be punished in comparison of what old man did or he inspires him to change his ways because he doesn’t want to end up like him.
2. Instead of the beast being punished by the fairy.
This was a test for the old man and he needs to pay- like literally or metaphorically or both.
3. Beauty and Maurice
4. Maurice and beast
5. The old man vs the beast.
6. Or the beast was a manifestation of the old mans subconscious warning him of what yet to come if he doesn’t change he’s ways. His daughter would marry a beast due to her fathers selfish ways.
@@jasonseipler2665 Oh my gosh, YES! I'd love that, it'd be so funny. Someone who's good at animating and organizing stuff, please get on that!
The Beast turns gay
This movie might be deeper than most first realize.
I believe that the character of Crazy Old Old Man is actually based on the biblical figure of Lot. Here's a passage from Genesis:
"Hmmmm, a bunch of strangers I've never met before claim that they're Angels and that God is going to destroy the city; I asked them if they were angels and they said yes.
Oh well, better sacrifice my own daughters to make sure that mob of useless thieves doesn't hurt my angel guests. HYEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUGH
+Saddam Hussein You are dead!
+Saddam Hussein Oh look, a delicious middle eastern dictator! *OM*
Yeah I remember that from the drug addicts bible.
Saddam Hussein I
Saddam Hussein
Applause.
Drinking water while watching review
*spills drop of water on hand*
Me: I'm completely useless now 0_0
Throws self in dump
Daniel Valle xD
💧🚫
XD
What if the dump gets wet?
@@robertstephen8372 the dump is useless now
Beauty in this actually looks like a girl I had a crush on. Same poofy blonde hair, same droopy blue eyes, same lips [especially the color. That is the EXACT pink]. The only difference is that when she spaced out, it was because she was trying to translate things. At least, that's how she explained it.
So now I'm stuck with imagining that Beauty is an animated version of my old crush, and it honestly makes your commentary ten times funnier, which is crazy because you're already hilarious.
Actually... come to think of it, she kinda did. I don't think on a regular basis, but I remember at least once.
Why would a tapir have a crush on a human woman?
@@faishiro5009 Human? That's questionable.
Does she also have a clapping monkey toy as a brain?
@@faishiro5009 if a giant gorilla can do it, why not? Besides, it's better than a tapir being obsessed with a hedgehog.
At least in the Disney and original French version it made sense for her to be called Belle because it didn't just mean beauty but it was also a person's name by itself
My favorite part was when Phelous said, "Disney did it better!" and explained why.
There's another problem with this film. At the begining of the movie is says:
"Adapted from the classic tale Beauty and the Beast by Jakob Grimm" Jakob Grimm didn't write Beauty and the Beast. French novelist Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve wrote it.
also I think that they put that credit in front of the Cinderella one instead.
I don't think any Beauty and the Beast even appears in the Grimm Brothers' collection. And even if it did, the Grimm brothers didn't actually author any of the stories; they collected them.
Calliope Pony f
21:33 Phelous’s god tier editing jokes are what earned my subscription.
I immediately thought of this review whenever I saw the live action Disney movie because they brought back the whole "prison for plucking a rose" thing. I think they were trying to make fun of the original story, but that's the reason why the classic Disney movie strayed away from that concept. So whenever that scene happened, I had Phelous' voice in my head screaming "DISNEY DID IT BETTER!"
Gosh thanks for sharing
Now that we know where Broken-Neck Guy comes from, it makes his character even more sympathetic.
I actually grew up on Goodtimes entertainment movies. I loved them. Especially The Jungle Book.
Edit: I rewatched them. I regret everything.
I never get tired of the old man jokes.
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I feel like the whole entire is 90% focused on the old man and not on "BEAUUUTY".
It's because he's such a hilarious character.
And because Beauty is hardly a character.
I love coming back to Old Man’s origin story, Phelous’ reviews are the best!
Indeed
So the beast looks like the bastard child of the Cowardly Lion and a pig? Okay I have to admit that is appropriately hideous....
Dalibor Jovanovic 😂😂
I knew it all these years. Old Man's voice was burned in my brain in Kindergarten. He is portrayed by Jan Rabson who was Mr. Feather in The Adventures of Scamper the Penguin. AH!
I always felt these guys were the kind of cheapie companies that preyed on naive grandparents:
"Oh, I do wonder what else I can get my grandchildren. Oh, what's this? The Little Mermaid? They love that film, and I don't think they've seen this version before, AND it's only $6! My daughter will love that I got them the perfect film I know they love to watch!"
Or naive parents as well.
I would kill for a web series starring the Old Man.
Now we need an "Old Man Reads Creepypastas" episode about who you killed so we could have "Old Man Reads Creepypastas" in the first place.
I just love how Beauty's head is bopping in the running sequence. Apparently they even didn't pay enough to the cleanup supervisor as well.... charming animation.
This animation is fookin RAW!
Old Man was voiced by a friend of mine, Jan Rabson, who sadly passed away recently.
"Leisure Suit" Larry Laffer was the voice of the Old Man? Ah, may he rest in peace.
F
I still can't believe that Disney live action remake pretty much did the "Old man, you ruined my garden! You must die!" instead of keeping it with the reasonable cause from the original.
4:39 "Here name is actually just Beauty? What unimaginative jackass came up with that?"
The original writer of the story.
Rewatching all the Beauty and the Beast reviews, I noticed that most of them fail to explain why it was ok for old man to take the food and shelter but not the rose. The logic of this segment is based on that thing called sacred hospitality which in our society is not widely known anymore. The rose does not count because its a luxury item.
Disney knew they had to explain this away so that modern day children would get it.
Thank you for explaining 🙂
Still a bit odd considering he wasn't invited in the first place.
@@fightingmedialounge519 um yeah that’s what op meant by “sacred hospitality which in our society is not widely known anymore”
@@ember9361 not really no. They were referring to the reasoning as to why eating the food is ok but taking the rose is fine. I'm referring to the fact that the old man not be inviting in whatsoever should be cause for concern to him.
"So you dare steal from me winter? I'll destroy you!" X'D
-...wanna see if the beast two castles down needs any servants?
~Yyyeeep.
That Beauty looks more like Aurora than Belle.
Trading your daughter's life for a few riches...WORST. FATHER. EVER.
+snarfies of lonliness.
Well it was in the original fairytale (which Disney was very wise to change)
Its not like this happens in the real world, atleast she was sold to a prince.
*best
Lol! 😄
11:37 THE MOMENT WHEN THE LEGEND IS *BORN*
In the original novel by Madam de Villeneuve, the whole “rose life thingy” was a ruse that the Good Fairy ordered the Beast to do; but it was not something that the Beast himself actually wanted to say.
The Old Man is now my favorite fictional character of all time. XD
18:59
I Will Strike You a Bargain
I Will Make you a bet
The more roses you pick
The more daughters I get.
-The Goombadook
Beast! I have come to bargain!
Only one I’m afraid it’s either take em all or nothin!
I know Old Man is the breakout star, but Phelous' jokes involving Clara are some of my absolute favorites.
To the Old Man's credit, dyed silk can get stained if it gets wet. Same with spices, if the container is in a humid or wet area. And since it was in a bad storm and a flooded hold for over 24 hours minimum, it really is as good as ruined.
This makes me laugh. Especially Phelous doing the old man voice.
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
RisingVictor Why isn't this "EEEEEYYYIII" a meme yet?
***** Because as much as I love Phelous, he isn't as famous. No offense to the guy. AVGN couldn't get "Move the Glow" to become an internet meme.
RisingVictor It's hard to make it a meme when the original video has been removed from RUclips, for some reason!
***** has it?! aww that sucks! Probably because of DiC!
Well at least four people tried turning it into a meme. wished it worked. lol
I always lose it at "DERP CAT! UH-HU!"
GODDAMNIT PHELOUS! your video was so funny, that i spill water over my girlfriend!
...she completely useless now .
@@rezalustig6773 why would you want something completely useless?
@@rezalustig6773 oh ok. carry on then.
This is some suicide by words right here.
I guess it was a good thing that that was the only way you could make her wet. Unfortunate that it happened tho 😔
Rest In Peace Irene Cara the voice of Beauty in this film
This review is just perfect. Every joke is so spot on, I love every second of it. Amazing work!
***** Thanks!
Phelan Porteous I wish the "old man" gag could be applied to the NC's Christmas Tree review. That mayor who paid with money bags looks suspiciously like this guy's cousin... :P
+TheVioletfox01 I knew he looked familiar!
+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous This was very well done! But I sometimes think that the jokes delay the video. Try to strike a balance between jokes and information. Keep up the good work!
+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous Mr Porteous, I am saddened to say that I am no longer one of your patrons. The reason is because I've just recently had a bit money trouble, so I have to be careful with the money now. Sorry.
Disney has Mickey Mouse as their mascot...Good Times and Golden Films have Beauty's Father. (Sings HIEEEEEEEEE to the Disney logo jingle)
6:18 Early-Bird Cameo for Monsieur Rodent from Bevanfield Beauty and The Beast
I took a shower I'm completely useless now
Seth Bangard my hair is wet it's completely useless now.
Just watched Golden Films' version of Tarzan for the fifth time. Phelous needs to review this. 😄
that old man can't say a single sentence without stuttering, brilliant!
What Phelous didn't realize Old Man was originally voiced by Jan Rabson, aka Stanley Gurd Jr. It's the guy who did a LOT of voices, like Gepetto from Tatsunoko's Pinocchio (Harmony Gold dub), Mr. Feather, the scientist, Jack the dog, etc. from Scamper the Penguin, George the frog, narrator, and the Crystal Prince from Thumbelina: A Magical Story, and Kerma from Ninja Turtles(1987-1996), trust me, his voices are instantly identifiable.
The "evil stepsisters" routine doesn't make any sense here. Cinderella was kept inside all day, forced to dress in rags and be a slave, and was literally given that nickname out of spite.
Then here, Beauty is literally CALLED Beauty by even her sisters. It's like trying to look down on your clearly beautiful sister whom you also call Beauty. It doesn't make any sense.
I'll never grow tired of Beauty's mindless prancing, followed by a close up of how her brain works. Lol
It would be my favourite thing in the world if the original Old Man voice actor found out he'd inspired an extremely niche meme and running gag.
6:31 DERP-CAT!!! AWOO-HOO!!!!
AHAHAHAHA I STILL LAUGH
Ah Old Man Beauty's Father, originator of such classic catch phrases as:
"Heeeeeeeeee"
"[blank]'s all wet. It's completely useless now"
"Glugadig glugadig glugadig glugadig"
OMG, I lost it when he said "We only call her that because she stinks....". Hahahahahahahaha!
+Boobalopbop I lost it at a lot of things, i spilled my drink all over me from laughing. Im all wet now because of my drink, im useless now! (throws myself into trash).
+marko simunic Its just too funny... I watch this every day, lol
Boobalopbop
EEUUUUIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:35 Love how the Beast's lower jaw looks like it can be detached and reattached to the body like with Mr. Potato. That's some quality character designing there.
"I absolutely adore this place were one of us is going to die!"
Well, to be fair, I can think of worse places to die than a fancy castle.
X'D Highly entertaining, especially the impressions of Beauty and the father are wonderful. But I completely lost it when she was skipping while having that dead-inside expression on her face. I think it's safe to say that the horse is the most intelligent character in the movie.
8:50 - 9:20 is the greatest 30 seconds I've had in a while.
5:10 and thus, on October 4, 2014, Phelan Porteous coined the name of his eternal mascot
I used to have some of Goodtimes' DVDs when I was little...
god somebody kill me
I had the Bevanfield Beauty and the Beast when I was little and I still have it somewhere in my home.
I know the feeling, bro.
Were some of them bought by your grandmother? I think that happened to me once or twice. Old people just see the title and buy it.
Same
IosonoOtakuman I have a good times dvd collection from when I was younger and liked it. I still don’t think there that bad to this day but I do love how Phelous destroys them. I picked up the dvd collection myself in the store btw.
Kiara Thompson And like over 60% of em can be qualified as an anime. Like that Pocahontas film for example.
Old man is one of the most likeable and funny characters on the all "beauty and the beast" Franchise.
He should appear on every version including the dinsey version.
And with the EEEEEEGNNIEEEEE catchphrase provided by Phelous, of course.
And now Phelous replaced the father in the other version with this wonderful character
When I was watching Frozen, my thoughts were "Man, this movie needs Old Man"
Theturtleowl
He's completely useless now. :c
Miles Edgeworth He was in the snow... Into the garbage with him!
This version didn't come with a doll. It's completely useless now.
"Be our guest, be our guest, eat all our food, leave us dead!!"
Phelan had wayyy too much fun on this review.
Be our guest, be our guest!
Eat our food, leave us dead! Well don’t mind if I do! - Old Man
I got a little bit of water on my hand when I got outside.
I'm completely useless now! *throws himself in the trash*
Sebastian Lopian HUYEEEEEEEEEEE
So glad I found your channel, this was freaking hilarious!! The voices and editing made me cry from laughter, and your Maurice/old man voice was spot on XD
Thanks a lot!
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+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous the music that starts playing at 16:27 where is that from?
+Eva Penrose And thus began the legend of The Old Man, Maurice.