He might get sued like Theo von is, by Kai the hitchhiker. I'd personally stay away from deep fake edits, it's a lawsuit waiting to happen the way the US acts. You know the rest of the world think you are total morons
Petition for Zach to PLEASE soundbite his own distant laughter so we can hear him laughing in the background when he’s not there, especially when Ethan makes a joke nobody laughs at🙏🏻😢 Edit: I’m convinced this comment is related to the Fake Zach debacle somehow
Thats what I was wondering, when I read about it online the news is saying the water isn't contaminated or that the water is fine but people in Ohio are saying it is. I can't imagine how scary it is especially because the media is not talking about it or straight up lying
Dan’s little “yeah that’s a little off the rails” comment at chestnuts guy photoshopped on the derailed train was fucking hilarious and I’m mad for him no one laughed ☠️
🤣 I wish I understood why I relate to Ethan so much on that. Cuz for some reason, tight form-fitting shirts make me feel super self conscious and uncomfortable, but going shirtless is whatever.
@@meowJACK For me it's the subconscious intend. When I wear a shirt, I don't want to show my form (unless I am wearing fully Intentionally a form fitting shirt, which I never do). When I don't wear a shirt I know everything is out in the open.
Morning guys, it’s day 59 of watching the H3 pod, every single day. I gotta be real with you, I feel like quitting. I don’t want to do this today. I stood there procrastinating, staring at the youtube homepage for the last 20min. Thinking about all the excuses that I had to not watch. I didn’t sleep well last night, I’m tired, my kids are sick, I woke up with anxiety. Then I thought to myself, with all those things against me, what if I could still pull this off. So, that’s what I’m going to do. It’s 75 degrees in my house this afternoon. We’re gonna do 4hrs of podcast. No matter what’s in my head right now, it’s still gonna be a good day. Here we go, peace and love y’all.
Taylor, the guy with the foxes from east Palestine, is actually a very close friend of me and my girlfriend. Almost all of his animals are rescues. They are his life and 4 of his foxes have passed now and the rest of them are all sick and injured in some way. My girlfriend went this past weekend to take one of his cats and she said the air smelled of chemicals and hurt to breathe in even for the short time she was there. It seems a lot worse than what is being said.
As someone who lives 20 miles away from East Palestine right over the border in PA and had this plume over my house, thanks for the coverage. People in my neighborhood had sore throats and burning eyes walking outside the following day. They should have evacuated everyone in a thirty mile radius. This whole situation is a mess and most of us can't afford to just move 😔
@@rickysargulesh1053 bro, a hotel? Ohioans live paycheck to paycheck, same as people in PA. People are trapped ! Tragedies happen around impoverished areas that are due to negligence and pollution all the time & people just have to deal with it because they are too poor to escape the area. Flint Michigan STILL is dealing with high levels of lead in their water. If you care, don’t push individuals to “save themselves”. Start FORCING the government to do its fking job and protect workers, citizens, and our environment
@@StressedDepressednOverdressed they have to save themselves now. Maybe visit family members out of state or something. Just dealing with it to get cancer is dumb
Since all this Andrew Tate thing blew up, I ve been waiting for this the moment of acknowledgement that rromi and romanians are in fact not the same thing. pace and love, peace and love. a Romanian fan
Soundbite recommendations for Zach! - Love saying "Herbadore" (1:20:23) - Ethan saying "I don't give a fuck how many people he's trafficked" (1:53:56) - Ethan saying "Rockstars fuck kids" (2:32:14)
Every big company that causes this level of desastre should be responsible to pay of very single fee of damage. It will force them to invest in safety. But of course the government that serves the rich will never do this
Could we contact the company and spam them with letters and emails demanding accountability, same thing with local legislatures in Ohio that could oush for accountability as well? It may not help but its something
No dude!! Believe when i say that fines are not a deterrent, it would legit just be included in the sales budget as in i have actually lived it with pharma companies. And the company already gave $25,000 according to people there so thats great too 😒
This is almost certainly going to fall under the EPA super fund program. It goes by a different name now but the principal is still the same. If a company is negligent and responsible then they can be forced to pay for not only the damages but all of the costs incurred by the EPA in the process of cleanups. This is where you get into another issue of shell companies and bankruptcy protection. Disasters like this are when you find out who your elected representatives truly serve.
Private companies cannot be trusted with stuff this dangerous. At times, the government can't be, either. But the difference is, government can be held to account in a more fundamental way than corporations and their mercenaries. We need a Teddy Roosevelt style president, who harnesses the discontent of the masses and unleashes that fury onto the system. No other force, private or public, has the clout required for such a task. The only way to achieve this is to stop voting for the "lesser of two evils". The Democrats need to know that mediocrity is no longer acceptable, and that they won't receive our votes unless they change. Decades of the lesser evil led directly to Trump.
It’s actually kind of a relief to hear you talk about the Ohio disaster. I live about 30 miles away from the site. Luckily I’m north east and have not been impacted by any of the toxic clouds. It’s terrifying.
Great to see H3 covering the derailment in Ohio to a higher degree of depth, unlike the corporate media. It's moments like these that remind why I have such high regard for Ethan, Hila and the crew. They are more than just a comedy podcast.
@@zyprexza I just heard about it today, a few minutes before the show. It's so crazy that citizens are required to evacuate under threat of arrest. I understand why they're doing it, and hope everyone does evacuate, but you'd think that would be bigger news (aside from the entire disaster itself, of course).
@@livewiiiiire they’ve already sent everyone back home & lifted the evacuation…. That was for PR more than anything & make locals think they’re doing something.
@@saleatseggs this isn't a place to go to get serious or respectful news coverage lol. I didn't think Hila's husband was in goblin mode - he even urged a local on the subreddit to reach out if there was any way he could help them personally, and was sooo close to seriously discussing what was happening 😂
Ethan: Do we like Vinyl Chloride do we like breathing it, drinking it. Dr.Idz: I dont know what that is Ethan: Its a JOKE. It's a HUGE CATASTROPHE that happened in Ohio.
When I was getting phd in microbiology, i had a couple of exposures to non-life threatening bugs, but still had to go to a physician as part of a safety protocol. I found very quickly how little doctors know about specific research materials or even strains of common infectious agents. I basically had to give a mini lecture on what they were supposed to be treating me for both times. No hate to medical doctors! Y’all are doing your best! I have a doctorate in microbiology, and I don’t know half of the pathogens my peers work with, so why would a medical doctor know them? They are not something a normal person would be exposed to on day to day anyway
Humanity is doomed, people would rather talk about a singer being pregnant vs. what's actually happening that actually impacts all of us. To add, I live in Ohio and have seen very little attention on what happened, from Facebook to the local news. Alarming.
This is the only way I get my news because you guys add comedy and lightheartedness to horrible situations and I appreciate that😂 You should bring back Dans news segment !
They're like the jester messengers from the old times when they would send a court jester to deliver bad news to make it not as devastating to hear lmao
as someone also from the deep south, it's one of the funniest things to me. there are too many different accents down here to truly make fun of them all in one joke accent.
Love that Ethan talked about the train derailment! I'm in ohio and only found out about it from a notification on my Citizen app. And no one is talking about it here. H3 doing what no other podcast does 🙌👏
When I try to read about it they say the water isn't contaminated and stuff like that but people from Ohio are saying the opposite, its really scary how the media is reporting it vs how people near the disaster have a completely different experience
@@kylie8486do you know what they are referring to? Because I definitely have heard it, the “southern” he goes for is a particular kind of interpretation that has historically been used to demean the intelligence of Black americans. There is a reason there are so many comments about Ethan needing an accent coach every time he busts out anything other than the godfather one. A lot of comedic tropes (and stereotypes in lots of different fields) were built around racist beliefs bc they have been considered standard for a LONG time. That’s why so many people commit micro aggressions or act racist without realizing. The issue comes more when people get defensive about things rather than taking people’s feedback as a sincere and earnest learning op & double down on their shit.
16:16 And _this_ is why the news won’t cover it. It would be a huge disaster for them if the average American realized the train strike was actually reasonable and the media manipulated them into thinking they were unreasonable.
As someone from Ohio who is actually in Cleveland very near where this train derailed, I feel it’s my duty to give you all the Chestnut pass. Please use it as you see fit. Thank you.
This episode made me feel better. My girlfriend or ex now, broke up with me on Valentine's Day for another guy she has been hanging out with, we were in a LDR. Thank you guys.
So weird to hear Ethan talk about the train thing in ohio considering I live twenty miles away from it and people I talk to day to day have no idea it even happened
@@milquetoastttt lol, well if you move to southeastern Ohio you might get a twang. Or Cleveland/on the lake & get a soft snow belt accent. Just don’t do both bc it sounds crazy (source: I am Ohio)
@@StressedDepressednOverdressed yes i suppose to some we might have a little twang lol . I’m from youngstown so everyone has a different accent of everything lol
I earnestly believe the kill switch is going to ignite that part of Ethan's brain containing all his intrusive thoughts and give us some of the most memorable H3 podcast content we've seen. Or it won't and it'll be banger after banger per usual. Either way! P&L 💜
yeah I sense that goblin mode is going to be activated because he'll be tempted to test the waters. I think he has special little extra part in his brain where some of ventricle space should be, and it's an extra little set of lobes devoted purely to goblining. The goblin lobes get tickled in the same way deep brain stimulation works for parkinsons patients, but it just makes him go goblin mode.
You need to have that reporter on the podcast to talk more about that crazy train derailment. We cannot let the main stream media get away with sweeping this under the rug.
Yeah as a med student the response to the train explosion is terrifying. Vinyl Chloride is known to definitively cause liver cancer and it’s just being brushed under the rug
I had to do rail operations to get our military vehicles overseas (slow boat to China is what we called it). to move over 200 vehicles, we worked 32hrs in 2 days. Shit was not easy and the rail road workers were VERY meticulous on fuel levels and chains/axel based off vehicle weight. We prepped 4mos to get those 32hrs done. The fact the rail workers are expected to push stuff that fast is insane and it is ONE of the jobs that SHOULD be unionized and not be a huge profit for companies to exploit.
I looked at this and nashville apears to have the worst air quality in the whole country yet when you look at palastine OH where it happened nothing is there as if they have “good” air quality. Is Apple covering this up?
Ethan: "If I was watching that, I would think I was having an aneurysm or something..." *Zach plays soundbite of Ethan stumbling over words* Dan: "Right! You already do that!" 🤣😂😅🤣😅😂 Had me dyinggggg!! Ethan mispronouncing words is still my favorite. It's one of the few things that makes me literally lol. And this man has an English degree. Never change, Ethan. 💕👏
Kinesiology major here. Ice baths promote brown fat stores which is very good for many things like burning bad white fat and keeps you warm in cold temps. Also the cold gives you a big dopamine rush. It feels really good when you’re in a bad mood. Makes you feel pretty nice and relaxed. But for my I also feel like it makes me more comfortable with being uncomfortable and it makes me push myself harder in sports and when I workout and am like at the end pushing myself: it’s almsot the same mental challenge. It’s like mental conditioning too. Its not good after muscular strength or endurance training bc it reduces good inflammation you need to develop muscle size and strength. It is actually best to do before weight training but very good after cardio. It is also best to do sauna then ice bath like love was saying, it is most effective. It really helps my anxiety and depression personally and I’ve done it for months now.
Commenting on people’s weight and how they look all the time usually exaggerates people’s body issues, even if you’re “complimenting” them. Idk why the fans of this channel don’t understand that calling people skinny/thin/etc all the time is just saying “fat man bad” in a different way. Edit: I seriously suggest you look into body neutrality. I don’t think people who don’t have disordered eating understand how much comments like these directly contribute to the system that promotes things like “heroin chique”
We are in Ohio. My girlfriend lives in the area of the spill. I feel like I could just draw justified reasons to go on a violent rampage from an ever growing collection anymore.
@@soulmechanics7946 get out of the state if you can man. And see if there's a class action lawsuit to join. If you end up getting sick at some point make sure its not out of your own pocket. Good luck man peace and love.
The residents in Darlington weren’t really given notice or told to evacuate. They only evacuated a 1 mile radius and left everyone else to fend for themselves. They allowed everyone back home shortly after also and noone has be given many resources or help through this.
I live in ohio an hour away from the train derailment explosion. I’m super terrified of the effects on our water and ecosystem and I’m just freaking out. The whole situation is so fucked up and makes me want to move .
rlly don’t wanna trauma dump but my dad died 7 years ago on valentine’s day and ethan reminds me so much of my dad it makes me so happy 🥺💗 second year in a row the pod conforts me on this day ❤ SRRY FOR THE TRAUMA DUMP
The key with the ice bath is the way you feel afterwards. I don’t always want to go to the gym everyday. Sometimes I really don’t want to go. But afterwards I feel amazing and I’m glad I did it. PEACE AND LOVE FAMILY!
I’m from Kansas City and I’ve brought it up many times and am constantly shut down with “it’s not offensive because it’s somebody’s nickname” or some bullshit. Kansas City is full of idiots and that’s why I don’t live there anymore.
I don’t think it’s that bad, in my opinion it’s not like how the Washington football team used to be the Washington Redskins like that was blatantly racist and fucked up. I know in the baseball world the reason the Cleveland Indians are called that is when the team was founded the best players were Cherokee, like full blooded Cherokee, not the “im one 20th Cherokee”
@@hypokratesthehypocrite3513 it's bad, not just for the name but perpetuating that natives like to fight, and the fucking tomahawk chop and song is fucked up. The name cheifs is less offensive than the name Redskins but it still should be changed.
@@hypokratesthehypocrite3513 it is as bad because our people had genocide committed against them for being chiefs / could not practice out ceremonies it was outlawed until the late 70’s with the American Indian Religious Freedom act. Maybe do some research before speaking
Yeah I can't believe he thought people wouldn't pick up on the blatant lies lol. AB ya don't always have to tell a story, you can wait for an actually real thing to talk about.
@@soren5312 yea I’ve also noticed Ethan gets annoyed at AB for always trying to play 4D chess and worrying about what people are gonna say if he does or doesn’t act or do something a certain way.
I was talking to residents of East Palestine & it's so bad. People can't return to their homes, animals are dead in their cages because they weren't allowed in the facilities. The residents were told little to nothing about the time frame of how long they'd be forced to be evacuated, one lady who evacuated was the owner of a boarding facility & she had a few peoples dogs in her kennels that she just had to abandon. the fish in the creek dead, people finding dead birds. The administration has said NOTHING, they would rather ignore it. Slowly more & more gets released, new EPA reports dropped during the superbowl last night. It's extremely bad situation.
good luck on your recovery!! 💖 i also had my wisdom teeth taken out just on local anesthesia but i heard in the US they can put you to sleep while removing it?
Some interesting info about vinyl chloride (as a medicinal chemistry student) - Ethan's comment about it tasting like sugar, it actually does taste sweet, believe it or not. So does other chloride containing molecules such as chloroform (which we all know is carcinogenic and used to be used for anaesthesia) and Dichloromethane. I wouldn't recommend trying though!
the amount of people who don’t know about the ohio disaster is mind blowing, my family lives in Dayton and had no idea anything even happened until we called and asked how they were
hi from ohio, thanks for giving attention to the train incident, i am so concerned about how little the government seems to care about the long term effects
Thanks for having me on again H3 family. Love you all
We love you too Dr. Idzz
You're a legend doctor, thanks for your expertise
I always love when you come on the show, so funny and smart ✌️&❤
FAMILY!
LOVE U DR IDZ ❤❤❤
It's pretty awesome how H3 just has a lawyer and a doctor on call any time they want to ask about some dumb shit
Always better to ask then to actually do some potentially dumb shit. Good on them
I think it's so cool. It's one of the many things that takes this podcast to the next level compared to all the other ones
it's also kinda funny that they both look like they could be brothers
Not dumb shit, neon _green_ shit
Its an old radio bit.
I’m constantly amazed by how much Dan knows about seemingly everything, it’s always refreshing to hear him talk about sports
He knows about knowing facts? I guess you could say that but not you what meant
Except for at 1:13:00 where he literally has no clue about himself.
If someone deepfakes Ethan, I hope they deepfake him farting alone at Denny's and then grinning about it.
Denny's has a huge marketing opp here
I want this so bad.
@@Samulise GOATed comment
When Ethan was doing the hand gestures Lena showed him for inshallah it looked and sounded like he was asking god for enchiliadas at 1.75x speed
He might get sued like Theo von is, by Kai the hitchhiker. I'd personally stay away from deep fake edits, it's a lawsuit waiting to happen the way the US acts. You know the rest of the world think you are total morons
Dan is really out here inventing time travel technology just to stop Ethan from getting cancelled
We love that for him.
20k bay bee
Petition for Zach to PLEASE soundbite his own distant laughter so we can hear him laughing in the background when he’s not there, especially when Ethan makes a joke nobody laughs at🙏🏻😢
Edit: I’m convinced this comment is related to the Fake Zach debacle somehow
soooooooooooooo true
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
For the longest I thought it was a sound bite 😅
Yes
thats the ONE thing about the show that bothers me
I live about 20 minutes away from the derailment, thank you guys for covering this. Our water is toxic and things aren’t okay rn
Thats what I was wondering, when I read about it online the news is saying the water isn't contaminated or that the water is fine but people in Ohio are saying it is. I can't imagine how scary it is especially because the media is not talking about it or straight up lying
Sending love - hope you and your family are safe
Hope you, your fam & fur babies are doing alright so sorry you’re dealing with this
i live 45 minutes away. i’m sending you love ❤️
sending peace and love! hope everything works out for you guys in the end ❤️
olivia saying “and i’ve always said that” needs to be a sound bite
*Remember to always timestamp sound bit recommendations!*
Just like "Its happening!" but it seems like Zach doesn't like playing too many O-o-olivia bites.....sadly.
@Parking_lot182 what does saying that anti semitism exists have to do with sexism
@@dm_1236 I cringe pretty much any time brolivia opens her mouth
35:15
Dan’s little “yeah that’s a little off the rails” comment at chestnuts guy photoshopped on the derailed train was fucking hilarious and I’m mad for him no one laughed ☠️
Timestamp?
I love how Zach mostly doesn’t chime in until it’s time to support Ethan doing voices and characters ☠️
When Zach laughs hysterically in the background it makes the situation even funnier lol
@@user-bz6gh5ng2m agreed, in general one of my favorite things on the show is hearing Zach’s booming laugh echoing in the distance 💀
Getting Ethan a professional vocal (accent) coach would be an amazing experience for everyone.
Ethan’s like “this shirt is too form-fitting for me to wear on camera” then proceeds to take off said shirt, showing is full form
🤣 I wish I understood why I relate to Ethan so much on that. Cuz for some reason, tight form-fitting shirts make me feel super self conscious and uncomfortable, but going shirtless is whatever.
For FREE
He looked too good in that thight black shirt xd
@@meowJACK For me it's the subconscious intend. When I wear a shirt, I don't want to show my form (unless I am wearing fully Intentionally a form fitting shirt, which I never do). When I don't wear a shirt I know everything is out in the open.
I like seeing chest hair
Morning guys, it’s day 59 of watching the H3 pod, every single day. I gotta be real with you, I feel like quitting. I don’t want to do this today. I stood there procrastinating, staring at the youtube homepage for the last 20min. Thinking about all the excuses that I had to not watch. I didn’t sleep well last night, I’m tired, my kids are sick, I woke up with anxiety. Then I thought to myself, with all those things against me, what if I could still pull this off. So, that’s what I’m going to do. It’s 75 degrees in my house this afternoon. We’re gonna do 4hrs of podcast. No matter what’s in my head right now, it’s still gonna be a good day. Here we go, peace and love y’all.
😂😂😂😂
Extremely under rated comment - love this
Hahaha
❤️❤️ thoughts and prayers
"AB's been calling you a restarted" killed me lmao
Taylor, the guy with the foxes from east Palestine, is actually a very close friend of me and my girlfriend. Almost all of his animals are rescues. They are his life and 4 of his foxes have passed now and the rest of them are all sick and injured in some way. My girlfriend went this past weekend to take one of his cats and she said the air smelled of chemicals and hurt to breathe in even for the short time she was there. It seems a lot worse than what is being said.
Ethan, thank you for roasting the billionaire class and giving the Ohio story the attention it deserves!
@[h3] Podcast Highlights you're the only fictitious billionaire I will ever love. God bless you!
As someone who lives 20 miles away from East Palestine right over the border in PA and had this plume over my house, thanks for the coverage. People in my neighborhood had sore throats and burning eyes walking outside the following day. They should have evacuated everyone in a thirty mile radius. This whole situation is a mess and most of us can't afford to just move 😔
omg that’s terrifying. im so sorry
Holy fuck I'm so so sorry I can't imagine what effects this may have on elderly/infants :(
Get out of there for a while. Find a hotel or something. Don't stay anywhere near it.
@@rickysargulesh1053 bro, a hotel? Ohioans live paycheck to paycheck, same as people in PA. People are trapped ! Tragedies happen around impoverished areas that are due to negligence and pollution all the time & people just have to deal with it because they are too poor to escape the area. Flint Michigan STILL is dealing with high levels of lead in their water.
If you care, don’t push individuals to “save themselves”. Start FORCING the government to do its fking job and protect workers, citizens, and our environment
@@StressedDepressednOverdressed they have to save themselves now. Maybe visit family members out of state or something. Just dealing with it to get cancer is dumb
Zach pls sound bite “my kids are sick, I woke up with anxiety” and add it to the roll of excuses for ethan to not do stuff
Please do the technical difficulties thing, nothing makes me laugh more than hearing that sound. It's my favorite part of the show.
Lena is so beautiful that it's a jump scare when they pan to her from Ethan.
🧢
Lmfaoooo
LMAO
This is so 😭💀💀💀
outta pocket 😭😭😭
According to Ethan, Megan Fox is 36 so she's about to be 40 but he is ONLY 37
😂 I noticed that too
so about to be 42? 🤔
Let him cope hahaha
Don’t push!!!!
Zach had me in tears with his soundbytes!! Obama saying “and pussy too” always gets me 😭
Same! 😂 He is such a respectable person (he was the president!!) and then….. Booom!
And the “21, fuck you” 😂😂
Love getting so comfortable talking back to Ethan and it’s sooo fucking funny lmaoooo . ❤️ love.
love to see it
Time stamp?
Time stamp?
@@IHeartTheScript1 all over the video. Just watch the show.
2:16:27 “it’s silly” 😭❤️
As a romanian, the rroma vs romanian discussion cracked me up. You are well informed Dan, thanks for clearing that up
Thank you to all of Romania for giving us aqueducts and stuff 🙏😂
@@mutantmonkey2301lolol!
Since all this Andrew Tate thing blew up, I ve been waiting for this the moment of acknowledgement that rromi and romanians are in fact not the same thing. pace and love, peace and love. a Romanian fan
Soundbite recommendations for Zach!
- Love saying "Herbadore" (1:20:23)
- Ethan saying "I don't give a fuck how many people he's trafficked" (1:53:56)
- Ethan saying "Rockstars fuck kids" (2:32:14)
Ethan nearly showing the entire live audience the dredded pesto further proves the point that the killswitch can’t come soon enough lol
when he posted it with no warning on Twitter I was so mad
@@mao87 They better fear Hila!
@@mao87 when did he post it?!
@@prihaps like a year ago?? ish
@@JennaKal ahh dang i missed out
Ethan shows/talks to his guests at least one of a few things: the prolapse, ryan kavanaugh, the fact he did crack once, or his pesto shit
I miss the pesto shit era
how could you forget donnie
We need a bingo board for it lol
@@oliverxhmll its back baby
Great icebreakers
Every big company that causes this level of desastre should be responsible to pay of very single fee of damage. It will force them to invest in safety. But of course the government that serves the rich will never do this
Could we contact the company and spam them with letters and emails demanding accountability, same thing with local legislatures in Ohio that could oush for accountability as well? It may not help but its something
No dude!! Believe when i say that fines are not a deterrent, it would legit just be included in the sales budget as in i have actually lived it with pharma companies. And the company already gave $25,000 according to people there so thats great too 😒
This is almost certainly going to fall under the EPA super fund program. It goes by a different name now but the principal is still the same.
If a company is negligent and responsible then they can be forced to pay for not only the damages but all of the costs incurred by the EPA in the process of cleanups.
This is where you get into another issue of shell companies and bankruptcy protection. Disasters like this are when you find out who your elected representatives truly serve.
Private companies cannot be trusted with stuff this dangerous. At times, the government can't be, either. But the difference is, government can be held to account in a more fundamental way than corporations and their mercenaries.
We need a Teddy Roosevelt style president, who harnesses the discontent of the masses and unleashes that fury onto the system. No other force, private or public, has the clout required for such a task. The only way to achieve this is to stop voting for the "lesser of two evils". The Democrats need to know that mediocrity is no longer acceptable, and that they won't receive our votes unless they change. Decades of the lesser evil led directly to Trump.
Not just every single fee but more. And jailed
AB’s anxiety once again making him out to be the bad guy … same brother
We've all been there...and the ironic thing is that it only worsens the anxiety 🙃
It’s the worst 😭
It’s actually kind of a relief to hear you talk about the Ohio disaster. I live about 30 miles away from the site. Luckily I’m north east and have not been impacted by any of the toxic clouds. It’s terrifying.
Great to see H3 covering the derailment in Ohio to a higher degree of depth, unlike the corporate media. It's moments like these that remind why I have such high regard for Ethan, Hila and the crew. They are more than just a comedy podcast.
yep. did not know anything was happening in ohio.
@@zyprexza I just heard about it today, a few minutes before the show. It's so crazy that citizens are required to evacuate under threat of arrest. I understand why they're doing it, and hope everyone does evacuate, but you'd think that would be bigger news (aside from the entire disaster itself, of course).
@@Phildough I agree… it’s good that he brought attention to it and I know he’s known for going goblin mode but this felt so horrible 😭
@@livewiiiiire they’ve already sent everyone back home & lifted the evacuation…. That was for PR more than anything & make locals think they’re doing something.
@@saleatseggs this isn't a place to go to get serious or respectful news coverage lol. I didn't think Hila's husband was in goblin mode - he even urged a local on the subreddit to reach out if there was any way he could help them personally, and was sooo close to seriously discussing what was happening 😂
Ethan: Do we like Vinyl Chloride do we like breathing it, drinking it.
Dr.Idz: I dont know what that is
Ethan: Its a JOKE. It's a HUGE CATASTROPHE that happened in Ohio.
doctor by the way. peace and love
@@bendejo8 tbf it's used for manufacturing PVC pipes and stuff, don't think many physicians would know what is was
When I was getting phd in microbiology, i had a couple of exposures to non-life threatening bugs, but still had to go to a physician as part of a safety protocol. I found very quickly how little doctors know about specific research materials or even strains of common infectious agents. I basically had to give a mini lecture on what they were supposed to be treating me for both times. No hate to medical doctors! Y’all are doing your best! I have a doctorate in microbiology, and I don’t know half of the pathogens my peers work with, so why would a medical doctor know them? They are not something a normal person would be exposed to on day to day anyway
Humanity is doomed, people would rather talk about a singer being pregnant vs. what's actually happening that actually impacts all of us.
To add, I live in Ohio and have seen very little attention on what happened, from Facebook to the local news. Alarming.
Bread and circuses have always been a good distraction.
can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now
Only thing I’ve heard about it is on h3. Still haven’t seen a thing about it. I’m so sorry this is happening
Yup
This is the only way I get my news because you guys add comedy and lightheartedness to horrible situations and I appreciate that😂 You should bring back Dans news segment !
holy shit throw back
They're like the jester messengers from the old times when they would send a court jester to deliver bad news to make it not as devastating to hear lmao
As someone actually from the Deep South, listening to Ethan do a southern accent is like nails on a chalkboard
That's how the rest of us feel when we hear any deep south accent
as someone also from the deep south, it's one of the funniest things to me. there are too many different accents down here to truly make fun of them all in one joke accent.
Love that Ethan talked about the train derailment! I'm in ohio and only found out about it from a notification on my Citizen app. And no one is talking about it here. H3 doing what no other podcast does 🙌👏
Lots of leftist podcasts/news programs & Hasan covered it but yeah its crazy not a single “normal” news station has covered it.
When I try to read about it they say the water isn't contaminated and stuff like that but people from Ohio are saying the opposite, its really scary how the media is reporting it vs how people near the disaster have a completely different experience
ethan’s country voice sounds closer and closer to a jim crow minstrel character everyday
Starting to turn into the Crows from Dumbo, next step down is straight minstrel soup lol
This is a stretch
@@kylie8486do you know what they are referring to? Because I definitely have heard it, the “southern” he goes for is a particular kind of interpretation that has historically been used to demean the intelligence of Black americans. There is a reason there are so many comments about Ethan needing an accent coach every time he busts out anything other than the godfather one.
A lot of comedic tropes (and stereotypes in lots of different fields) were built around racist beliefs bc they have been considered standard for a LONG time. That’s why so many people commit micro aggressions or act racist without realizing. The issue comes more when people get defensive about things rather than taking people’s feedback as a sincere and earnest learning op & double down on their shit.
Oh lord here we go again
this was a joke but i mean it’s definitely not a stretch
Zach was on point with his soundbyte game today
This year, IMO! Zach has been stepping his game up 😌
I like when Ethan tries to avoid getting copy right claimed by going "bada bada bah" after pausing the music 😆
I love that Ethan ALWAYS starts the song with chestnuts SLURPING... Hahahah whyyy
16:16 And _this_ is why the news won’t cover it. It would be a huge disaster for them if the average American realized the train strike was actually reasonable and the media manipulated them into thinking they were unreasonable.
YES anti union striking propaganda and anti union media is so prevalent to discourage people to hold people on power accountable
Absolutely :/
the only show to have a dr waiting for YOU in the waiting room lol
As someone from Ohio who is actually in Cleveland very near where this train derailed, I feel it’s my duty to give you all the Chestnut pass. Please use it as you see fit. Thank you.
cleveland isn’t east palestine lmao it’s not even that close either besides being somewhat in the north east
im in cleveland and my hometown is 30min from east palestine.. i also give the pass lol life sucks lemme laugh.
your distributing of the chestnut pass even in the face of this adversity is honorable.
@@goobular3161 yeah another Ohioan, that’s like a 2.5 hour drive even from the east side of Cle. Y’all are weasley little liars, dude
@@StressedDepressednOverdressed I’m so confused. Your arguing 2.5 hours vs 3 hours? That’s such a small difference dude relax
I love when someone in the crew starts clapping for something and Zach doesn't hit the applause sound and just leaves them hanging 😄
This episode made me feel better. My girlfriend or ex now, broke up with me on Valentine's Day for another guy she has been hanging out with, we were in a LDR. Thank you guys.
I’m sorry Khoa. I feel for you. Be good to yourself and I hope things get better
So weird to hear Ethan talk about the train thing in ohio considering I live twenty miles away from it and people I talk to day to day have no idea it even happened
And we do not have a southern accent but that would be cool
@@milquetoastttt lol, well if you move to southeastern Ohio you might get a twang. Or Cleveland/on the lake & get a soft snow belt accent. Just don’t do both bc it sounds crazy (source: I am Ohio)
@@StressedDepressednOverdressed yes i suppose to some we might have a little twang lol . I’m from youngstown so everyone has a different accent of everything lol
the fact that Zach listens to hours of garbage to bring us beautiful sound bites ..
when he hit the james charles “they were actually 16” SO FAST!!!! true god. (2:37:27)
I earnestly believe the kill switch is going to ignite that part of Ethan's brain containing all his intrusive thoughts and give us some of the most memorable H3 podcast content we've seen. Or it won't and it'll be banger after banger per usual. Either way! P&L 💜
yeah I sense that goblin mode is going to be activated because he'll be tempted to test the waters. I think he has special little extra part in his brain where some of ventricle space should be, and it's an extra little set of lobes devoted purely to goblining. The goblin lobes get tickled in the same way deep brain stimulation works for parkinsons patients, but it just makes him go goblin mode.
Goblin God-mode, for sure
They shouldn’t have done it
@@RealElongatedMuskrat we love science
Glad to hear you talking about Ohio. Really didn't hear enough people talking enough about this disaster!! It's scary.
You need to have that reporter on the podcast to talk more about that crazy train derailment. We cannot let the main stream media get away with sweeping this under the rug.
Yeah as a med student the response to the train explosion is terrifying. Vinyl Chloride is known to definitively cause liver cancer and it’s just being brushed under the rug
Why was Dan kinda pleased by Bren's "creamy little scalp" compliment
LOL
I need some context on whatever that was haha
That dome looks like you could really just eat some tuna right off it.
I had to do rail operations to get our military vehicles overseas (slow boat to China is what we called it). to move over 200 vehicles, we worked 32hrs in 2 days. Shit was not easy and the rail road workers were VERY meticulous on fuel levels and chains/axel based off vehicle weight. We prepped 4mos to get those 32hrs done. The fact the rail workers are expected to push stuff that fast is insane and it is ONE of the jobs that SHOULD be unionized and not be a huge profit for companies to exploit.
I am currently having an existential crisis over this spill. I am in Nashville where our air quality is the worst ive Ever seen it In years.
I looked at this and nashville apears to have the worst air quality in the whole country yet when you look at palastine OH where it happened nothing is there as if they have “good” air quality. Is Apple covering this up?
@@yourmother9834 I'd like to know the same thing. I'd terrified for my children.
i lived there a
month ago i had no idea the air quality was so bad wtfff
Ethan: "If I was watching that, I would think I was having an aneurysm or something..."
*Zach plays soundbite of Ethan stumbling over words*
Dan: "Right! You already do that!"
🤣😂😅🤣😅😂 Had me dyinggggg!! Ethan mispronouncing words is still my favorite. It's one of the few things that makes me literally lol. And this man has an English degree. Never change, Ethan. 💕👏
Hahah
Can I get a timestamp for this? 😆
The soundbites Zach drops are just phenomenal lol it's what elevates this show above all others
The Andrew Taint "no!" always gets me 🤣
As much as I love Ethan's Bobby Hill look, I miss his Steven universe look
@@purpleamber1 thank you! 🥹
Olivia's look today is fucking slaying actual god tier😮
@@dm_1236 these bots are getting really life like lmao
@@dangerxbadger2300 dudes not a bot his just a little snowflake , don’t give the bots the credit for human cringe
At this point sending Joe to inhale those toxic fumes may wake up some asleep parts of that brain
His clone gave a really good state of the union.
@@MsTMarie83 his clone would look 20 years older than joe
He had to many facelifts you cannot recreate such living art 😂
“Probably a skin farmer” had me dead lmao
Kinesiology major here. Ice baths promote brown fat stores which is very good for many things like burning bad white fat and keeps you warm in cold temps. Also the cold gives you a big dopamine rush. It feels really good when you’re in a bad mood. Makes you feel pretty nice and relaxed. But for my I also feel like it makes me more comfortable with being uncomfortable and it makes me push myself harder in sports and when I workout and am like at the end pushing myself: it’s almsot the same mental challenge. It’s like mental conditioning too. Its not good after muscular strength or endurance training bc it reduces good inflammation you need to develop muscle size and strength. It is actually best to do before weight training but very good after cardio. It is also best to do sauna then ice bath like love was saying, it is most effective. It really helps my anxiety and depression personally and I’ve done it for months now.
Ethan getting a little confident taking his shirt off live now. we love a slim king 👑👑👑
I don't think he was ever too insecure to take his shirt off lol
Commenting on people’s weight and how they look all the time usually exaggerates people’s body issues, even if you’re “complimenting” them. Idk why the fans of this channel don’t understand that calling people skinny/thin/etc all the time is just saying “fat man bad” in a different way.
Edit: I seriously suggest you look into body neutrality. I don’t think people who don’t have disordered eating understand how much comments like these directly contribute to the system that promotes things like “heroin chique”
Hes always taken his shirt off on stream when he was changing or doing a bit
We are in Ohio. My girlfriend lives in the area of the spill. I feel like I could just draw justified reasons to go on a violent rampage from an ever growing collection anymore.
This is the first I've heard of it BTW.
@@soulmechanics7946 get out of the state if you can man. And see if there's a class action lawsuit to join. If you end up getting sick at some point make sure its not out of your own pocket. Good luck man peace and love.
Stay safe!!!
They already have a reason to sue imo, having to leave your home/job because of greedy doo0shes
@@soren5312 Unfortunately, I fear for what might happen to this state without us, but thank you.
Thank you for covering the chemical explosion that happened in ohio. Not many people even local are covering it.
If Andrew Tate wants to prove that he’s such a manly man, he needs to drink the Ohio vinyl chloride “wah-er”
The residents in Darlington weren’t really given notice or told to evacuate. They only evacuated a 1 mile radius and left everyone else to fend for themselves. They allowed everyone back home shortly after also and noone has be given many resources or help through this.
ethan should dye his hair neon green so it gets keyed out during the shows (:
Nah, I think he should wear green sleeves and a green collar so he will look like a metaverse avatar
I live in ohio an hour away from the train derailment explosion. I’m super terrified of the effects on our water and ecosystem and I’m just freaking out. The whole situation is so fucked up and makes me want to move .
If you can you should.
rlly don’t wanna trauma dump but my dad died 7 years ago on valentine’s day and ethan reminds me so much of my dad it makes me so happy 🥺💗 second year in a row the pod conforts me on this day ❤ SRRY FOR THE TRAUMA DUMP
family family family
Don't be sorry, it's ok. I know the grief will never leave but I hope you can find some joy to ease the pain. ✌️♥️
The key with the ice bath is the way you feel afterwards. I don’t always want to go to the gym everyday. Sometimes I really don’t want to go. But afterwards I feel amazing and I’m glad I did it. PEACE AND LOVE FAMILY!
The way it was instantly apparent to Ethan how racist the branding of Kansas City's team is means they definitely need to GET WITH IT and change.
I’m from Kansas City and I’ve brought it up many times and am constantly shut down with “it’s not offensive because it’s somebody’s nickname” or some bullshit. Kansas City is full of idiots and that’s why I don’t live there anymore.
I don’t think it’s that bad, in my opinion it’s not like how the Washington football team used to be the Washington Redskins like that was blatantly racist and fucked up.
I know in the baseball world the reason the Cleveland Indians are called that is when the team was founded the best players were Cherokee, like full blooded Cherokee, not the “im one 20th Cherokee”
@@hypokratesthehypocrite3513 it's bad, not just for the name but perpetuating that natives like to fight, and the fucking tomahawk chop and song is fucked up. The name cheifs is less offensive than the name Redskins but it still should be changed.
@@hypokratesthehypocrite3513 it is as bad because our people had genocide committed against them for being chiefs / could not practice out ceremonies it was outlawed until the late 70’s with the American Indian Religious Freedom act. Maybe do some research before speaking
@@robynedy3477 thank you Robyne
Zach’s sound byte game was on point today I was giggling my ass off
Ethan drops the absolute freshest alternative to “hold on to your hat!” at 1:20:42
Why is no one talking about Olivia’s masterpiece eyeshadow?? Her makeup is so beautiful!! Queen behavior!!👑👑👑👑👑💜💜💜💜
Honestly, Ethan looks great in that button up. Giving that Papi Chulo vibes
I died at 1:13:25 when Dan expressed his disappointment of Elon's missed opportunity to use the Eagle emoji
Elon's the ultimate boomer
We need to cancel AB for lying about the funeral thing and for this insane impression . 😂 1:54:39
Yeah I can't believe he thought people wouldn't pick up on the blatant lies lol. AB ya don't always have to tell a story, you can wait for an actually real thing to talk about.
@@soren5312 yea I’ve also noticed Ethan gets annoyed at AB for always trying to play 4D chess and worrying about what people are gonna say if he does or doesn’t act or do something a certain way.
I was talking to residents of East Palestine & it's so bad. People can't return to their homes, animals are dead in their cages because they weren't allowed in the facilities. The residents were told little to nothing about the time frame of how long they'd be forced to be evacuated, one lady who evacuated was the owner of a boarding facility & she had a few peoples dogs in her kennels that she just had to abandon. the fish in the creek dead, people finding dead birds. The administration has said NOTHING, they would rather ignore it. Slowly more & more gets released, new EPA reports dropped during the superbowl last night. It's extremely bad situation.
Listened to this while getting 4 wisdom teeth removed and my dentist had to stop several times because I couldn’t stop laughing. Thanks guys❤
what? you weren't put under?
💀💀💀
@@kathleen8032 nope, just local anaesthesia ☠️
good luck on your recovery!! 💖 i also had my wisdom teeth taken out just on local anesthesia but i heard in the US they can put you to sleep while removing it?
@@sophiamia3026 aww you’re so sweet, thanks ❤️ hmm I’m in Australia and going to sleep wasn’t even an option! I guess it depends on the dentist
Some interesting info about vinyl chloride (as a medicinal chemistry student) - Ethan's comment about it tasting like sugar, it actually does taste sweet, believe it or not. So does other chloride containing molecules such as chloroform (which we all know is carcinogenic and used to be used for anaesthesia) and Dichloromethane. I wouldn't recommend trying though!
Another interesting fact is that cyanide actually smells like almonds. Almonds actually contain some cyanide but at extremely low concentrations.
Thank you for your service Brittany
Lena’s hair looks SO GOOD wtf holy heck
Ethan thinking AB said “bomb” instead of “long live” lmaooo
@@dm_1236 the one time he mumbles and Ethan actually hears his joke he misunderstands it 😂😂
As a Kentucky resident I love hearing Ethan and the crew actin’ all southern
literally same 100% be safe out there
Yee ha!
Same as a Texan lolol YEE HAWW
@@stzcolsef SADDLE UP BOYS
As someone who lives an hour away from the derailment.. THANK YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT IT. hopefully there’s some outlet to donate to help somehow 😢
AB's hair looks terrific - keep it up, AB, proud of you
The commentary during the ice bath video actually had me crying with laughter 😭😭🤣 god I love this show
Doom Button Idea : prerecord a video each month with a different h3 member/members giving a disclaimer 1:02:44
Thank you for the chapters!!!! Makes it so easy!
1:54:36 that was HILLARIOUS. You can see the exact moment AB decided to do that
Lena looks GORGEOUS her and Ab are such a good couple 😭
I never feel more comfortable than when I’m
listening to h3 fam
I literally just watched white noise on Netflix yesterday about a train derailed with toxic fumes!
Hey replay crew! I just watched the second half live, and now I'm back to do it all in full! Fuck baby, fuck yeah! ✌🏻❤
Yoooo
The employed viewers 😤😤😤 we need a union
ayy me too
@@TheGoodDirtbag facts
Replay crew, I like that haha
the amount of people who don’t know about the ohio disaster is mind blowing, my family lives in Dayton and had no idea anything even happened until we called and asked how they were
24:25 Having that level of disastrous dark humor is just so *chef kiss* Ethan understands me. ❤
1:34:26 lmao 1:34:32 sorry 1:34:35 no no no 💀
10 minutes in and I know Zach's soundbites are gonna be kILLER this episode
Thank you h3h3. I was cryinglaughing during the ice bath/staring at the sun part.
Good episode all together.
Shameful Joe
At least he doesn't beat his son up in front of the whole world!
@@zakkziegler111 great over used joke you got there.
@@DadFeels Lmao, kinda the point dawg.
You’ll be calling AB daddy after creator clash 👀
@@SnazzyParesh uh huh. Another great original joke I’ve heard a million times. Try harder to have your own thoughts.
100% agree no one does sound bites like you guys. Absolutely top tier. One of the top reasons why I love the show
hi from ohio, thanks for giving attention to the train incident, i am so concerned about how little the government seems to care about the long term effects
Not Elon deleting his Go eagles tweet😭