37 Times Willy Wonka Was A Fantastic Troll
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- Опубликовано: 10 янв 2018
- Help. Call the police. Murder.
Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 37 Times Willy Wonka Was A Fantastic Troll. I guess when you're an eccentric owner of a chocolate factory you can be a giant troll and that's exactly what Willy Wonka is. It doesn't matter if you're a parent or Charlie Bucket, Willy simply ain't got time for your BS. Respect his rules or you're gonna get an Oompa Loompa song.
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"Stop. Don't. Come back." Me when someone refuses to listen to me when they're about to do something really stupid.
Peridot Writer “Please. Help. *Murder.* “
Same here
Onion San It’s “Help. Police. Murder.”
Oh well they’ll get it right in the end.
That’s exactly what was going on in Wonka’s head.
The two Wonkas are completely different types of trolls.
One is sarcastic and the other is just looking for jokes.
but one is hated by roald dahl
SmashLiXs which one does Roald Dahl hate??
Gene Wilder all because the first movie deviated away from the book’s plot well somewhat.
roald dahl died in the 90's
SmashLiXs Which one?
Gene put his own spin on Willy Wanka and so did Johnny. Johnny was more sassier but gene had more of the sarcastic attitude. I love both.
Did u mean WONKA
i felt johnny's version was more not quite there. Like he either didn't care or didn't completely mature. He seemed like a big kid. Which isn't bad, just what i felt. Gene, i felt like he knew what was going to happen and knew the kids, therefore planned the tour around each of their own "sins" if you will, to see if they could resist, showing some will power in changing. Like Charlie did, he could have sold the candy for a lot of money, helping his family but didn't. He resisted that urge.
You got me monologing, you sly dog you.
Willy wanker
@@Walter-fc3uq great Incredibles reference there 😂😂😂
deniserussell I love being related to the guy, only found out a year after he died through, wish I met him.
Fun fact, Gene only agreed to star as Willy Wonka under one condition: that he could limp out of the factory and then do the somersault because he wanted the audience to wonder if he was just trolling them or he was for real. I love how Wonka just gives zero fucks whenever one of the kids screws up. It's perfect. Gene Wilder was a legend.
Stephen R ikr
They also never told the rest of the cast what would happen with the boat ride, or that Wonka would yell so angrily at Charlie at the end of the tour. That way their shock and fear would be more natural.
smv4usa and the chocolate room they never told the cast
Wow, That’s impressive.
Yeah the kids were brats. I guess that makes it ok for them to be disfigured or die
The old Wonka: sarcastic when he wanted to be, but loved by everyone
The new Wonka: literally a SAVAGE in every earthly way
He’s a savage. Classy, not really boujee, ratchet. Definitely sassy, moody, and hopefully not nasty. Acts stupid some times.
@@Irelandio nah he's lowkey bougie
I.r.e.l.a.n.d.io gurl I know you’re not singing savage rn lol 😂
Lush blush&plush hmm but am I though?
I.r.e.l.a.n.d.io yeah lol
"Even I'm *_E A T A B L E_*, but that is called 'cannibalism,' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
EDIT: alright fine its fuckn EATABLE, i fixed it. im tired of getting flooded with constant replies about it being said as "eatable." please read the hecking replies to see i've already been corrected before you do it again
That One Car Nerd. Omg when I was little I missed the part about cannibalism, so I thought he was made of chocolate (white chocolate obviously), and since then I always wanted to eat him. Until I watched it again and realized he wasn't chocolate and I can't say how disappointed I was
@@melodi2036 The irony is that Johnny has admitted that he hates chocolate, given when he discussed filming the tasting scenes for "Chocolat." Yet, two films featuring chocolate.
Say what you want about the Tim Burton version it certainly has its moments
Alana King Irony
*eatable 😂😂😂😂
"There is no earthly way of knowing...which direction we are going..."
"Stop. Don't."
Two Wonka lines I use on a regular basis XD
#4’s still my favorite:
“Don’t juszt stand zere, do somezing!”
“Help. Police. Murder.”
@Mike Burnsy Nope, never scared me either, though it scared the actual child actors. In an interview, the girl who played Violet said that she thought that Gene had gone into a hallucinating trance. To me it was just like "How's Wonka going to mess with them now."
I sang that one time on a road trip, and my dad got us lost. He just glared at me through the review mirror
"Help. Police. Murder." Is one I use a lot.
One i use a lot is “ you should open your mouth a little wider when you speak.”
“mr wonka I’m violet buregarde”
*....I don’t care..*
😭😭😭😭
Dabs!
The fangirls need dis
It's like Clint and T'challa in Civil War
Well you should care
"stop, dont."
"stop, dont, come back."
"help, please, murder."
"your right, i cant."
-gene wilder 1971
help, police
@@veritateseducational217 murder
“The suspense is terrible, I hope it’ll last” my absolute favorite line. I use it whenever the opportunity allows.
i love his face when he says that jabsja
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚
"Good morning starshine! The Earth says hello...!"
Loved that whole opening musical puppet number, the tragic fire which broke out, the 'starshine' line... and the call back later with the new puppet burn ward. :)
*Tumbleweed flies past*
Half the time I think that Johnny Depp's interpretation of Wonka can be summoned by his thousand yard stare. His mind pinging around his head like a screan saver, and his perfect interpretation of a four year old who is playing the lead, but never bothered to show up for rehearsals.
TedShatner10 that line confuses me so much. But it’s hilarious and adorable
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Violet: Spitting’s a dirty habit.
Wonka: I know a worst one.
My favorite line.
I don’t understand that
What does it mean
@@Lana-ss1bb Watch the scene, when Violet says that, she's picking her nose so Wonka immediately says "I know a worse one!" meaning she's picking her nose in front of Wonka
@@GenGamesUniverse I thought it was...
nvm...
Noobunts Vlogs 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Gotta say Wilder's "Help, police, murder." And Depp's way he says the garage shoot goes to the incinerator are my top lines for the two Wonkas
Same. The "Help. Police. Murder." line was savage af.
“But we only light it on Tuesday.”
“It is Tuesday.”
The incinerator 😃
“Stop, don’t. Come back.” 😂😂😂 and “Here we go, up and out.” With that laugh is my absolute favorite thing ever XD
"Help. Police. Murder." is my favourite.
@@Alisibeth_Talia212 Mine too XD
Everything in this room is shippable, even I'm shippable, but that is called self-insertion, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most fandoms
Stripe Child
Best variation of that line.
Rainpooper lol thanks
Depends which fandom you speak of.
dammit i thought you meant like shipping as in a package delivery
@Caleb Mayfield bruv
Bull.
*No, roast beef but I haven't got it quite right yet.*
Dr. Green Banana That line gets me every time😂😁He says it so effortlessly
Dr. Green Banana I never understood that line, was Mr. S saying that it was BS and Gene was just being Gene, or... I’m still confused to this day. It’s even harder to write this thing out
@@eriskhaos7311 Wonka interpreted bull as in the meat used in the dinner, not as in bullshit
@@royaljelly1050 Well that part I knew. I was mainly referring to Mr. Salt
@@eriskhaos7311 him saying bullshit?
"This little piece of gum is a three course dinner!"
"Bull!"
"No, roast beef, but I haven't got it quite right yet"
LMFAO 😂😂
Depp's laugh is so damn creepy and funny at the same time 😂😂😂
Exactly my thought process
lmao i know
“ha” 😃
Georgia that emoji makes it 10x funnier
ikr? it’s the most unsettling, hilarious, and adorable thing ever, all at exactly the same time
Fun Fact: In the part where Gene Wilder was acted Insane in the boat some actors and actresses actually thought he was going Insane ( Examples: Violet, And Mike Teavee )
The best Wonka troll moment from either Wilder or Depp has to be when Depp throws Mr. Salt's business card away when he isn't looking.
Zach Haywood yea that’s beautiful
I think that was the Gene Wilder version, wasn't it? I own both on DVD, just haven't watched the Johnny Depp one in a while.
ourWorld Lucy It’s Rupert in this one
@@ginalahue8694 Gene Wilder version only had Mr. Beauregardes card thrown away while Johnny Depp version had Mr. Salt business card thrown away
@@newstartyt3700 I did not know that. Guess I need to watch closer. Thank you for that. 🥰
Gene Wilder was A LEGEND as Willy Wonka, he did an amazing job. So did Johnny Depp, but I believe they both did WAAY different versions of the man. I still applaud them both, and hope that Gene is resting easy.
THANK you! The comment I was looking to hear!!!!
I can't decide what I love more. The sarcasm or the 0 fucks given
Amanda Johnson honestly the zero fucks given for me
Lolololol
all of it together
You can't separate the 2.
Both!!!
One time, we were going on a road trip, and my dad got us lost. We just randomly went down like 6 back roads, and it was really quiet and tense in the car so I started singing, *"There's no earthly way of knowing...which direction we are going..."* And my dad just glared at me through the review mirror.
I am everyone's favorite nerd.
lmao damn your a genius
Mr. Wonka is so me.
Violet: **hugs Mr. Wonka**
Mr. Wonka: **le gasp**
Violet: "Mr. Wonka I'm Violet Buregaurde!"
Mr. Wonka: "I don't care." **walks away in horror**
Buregaurde.
Rose Lion XD IKR
Rose Lion I’ve used that line so many times
It’s Beauregarde
@@MissVioletB How was the juicing room , Violet? xP
The best part of the remake is _Johnny Depp_ of all people, *as WIlly Wonka* of all people, turning to someone and saying, "You're kinda weird."
Yep.
Mr. Wonka is my inspiration for how I treat children now
lochdnessie honestly. 😂👏🙌
lochdnessie
Going back the dark and original version that was off shelves until he edited it-like slaves you say
Laniya Williams I have no clue what your talking about
which one? the one who remembers the kids names but cares more about his candy than the children or the one who doesn't care to remember childrens names but at least tries to help them
SmashLiXs the one who cares more about the candy than the children lol especially bad ass kids.
I was hoping that you showed a scene where Wonka threw Mr. Salt's business card away when he wasn't looking. oh well.
Aw best scene in the movie
its so good! he doesnt even think or look, he just throws backward while looking forward
That part is the best!
That scene was classic.
Lol
I love how much Willy shows his hatred for everyone but Charlie.
One of the best trolls, so simple yet so great, was not included. "You runnin some kind of fun house here Wonka?" "Why having fun?"
that is called cannibalism my dear children
And that is in fact frowned upon in most societies
Oh hey i'm back
@@movedchannelstoarchxryy16 "little did young OP know, he would be stuck in madness 2 years later"
I've tried to do Gene Wilder's fall-and-roll move but I always just fall flat on my face.
MrGeekFreek you made my day 😂
"Stop. Don't. Come back."
"Help. Police. Murder."
Gene Wilder was the best Wonka, definitely for his sarcasm.
With one is he?
@@coldhaixx1905 the older blonde one
“You can’t possibly see where you’re going Wonka!”
*You’re right. I can’t.*
Here are some of Christian Borle's best lines from the Broadway version.
"Augustus will be fine. And if not, well at least he died doing what he loved best."
"Easy as pie! Oh, too soon?"
"Veruca, what happened to your face? Oh wait, you look like that to begin with."
"Jeremy is a highly trained mammalian factory operative. He sorts my nuts."
"She'll be fine. And if not, well there's no time to mourn. That's not what Veruca would've wanted. And Veruca did always get what she wanted, didn't she?"
"Always daydreaming, that boy. It's a very bad habit."
"No one ever goes back to normal after they've been on TV. It's a well known fact."
Oh wow! The one with veruca always getting what she wanted was gold!
oh my god I need to go see this
I saw this on Broadway last year and Christian Borle KILLED IT!!! He had so many good zingers! My favorite was definitely the “Easy as pie. Oh too soon?” I was rolling!
The Broadway Wonka is Savage AF I need to see it
another quote: *nOw lEtS tAkE a tRiP dOwN fRyInG pAn aLlEy*
“You smell like old people... and soap” 😂👏🏻
Police. Help. Murder.
“Don’t just stand there, do something!”
*”Help. Police. Murder.”*
Some of these were more the kids being trolls than Willy but I still love this video. Willy is the ultimate lol.
JessicaRabbit324 He's basically trolling and testing them the whole time. It's an elimination process.
The two Wonkas would be the best of friends. The original Wonka is sarcastic as hell and the new Wonka loves making jokes of the sarcasm.
4:07 when someone I hate goes to do something dangerous
Corgi Time right 😂
Lol
I think you meant 6:07 lol 😜
@@stephaniemathias2343 Nah, they mean both. ;)
BWF
Wonka: "This gum is a three course dinner"
Parent: "Bull"
Wonka: "No, roast beef"
Me: 😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁
I love how the original parts were often improvised.
Esmeralda The Griffin wait what
somethig frisky the boat scene, the introduction to Wonka himself (where he was limping), when they walked into the factory.
From the original movies.
Esmeralda The Griffin i know i haven't seen the original myself (i wanna) but eh
somethig frisky oh, it's on Netflix
Esmeralda The Griffin oh sweet I don't have netflix on my tzblet so I'll watch when i can
Can’t believe you didn’t include this:
Veruca: Who ever heard of a snozzberry?
Wonka: (pinches her cheeks) We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.
Otherwise, great video as always.
grabbing her face wouldn't be accepted in todays era
Ick, these carrots taste musky *Wonka beats on the wall* DAMN OOMPA LOOMPAS!!!
*bassline starts*
ZeroBlackfire that's litterly copy and pasted from robot chicken
I dont think Wonka was trolling when he said those words..
I absolutely love in the Gene Wilder version when he’s sarcastic like “no don’t come back” 😂😂😂 SAVAGE
What if i told you that you could like both versions of willy wonka
i do too.
Agreed. Por que no los dos?
Impossible 😱
I do
Inconceivable!
Oh wait, wrong movie.
1:34 I just love how he completely ignores his threat
i love Gene’s face when he says “the suspense is terrible.. *breathes heavily* i hope it’ll last”
“With your buoyancy, sir, rest assured.”
SNAP!
I may have missed it, but "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" was a total troll on Veruca's dad in the original film.
Which is also a quote by the author.
What if i told you that you can like both the 1971 version and 2005 one
Northy The Drunken Viking WOOOW
That’s a completely unheard of statement.
But I've always been both. I'm witty, sarcastic, AND always looking for jokes. I would try to keep it in check, but some people stupid enough to need to have their pride get wounded.
I know I do.
True but I prefer the 1971 version
3:54 "There's no earthly way of knowing.."
"Heh heh- he's singing."
*continues singing*
That honestly sounds like when I sing around other people 😂😂😂
Apparently Gene Wilder wasn't even supposed to start singing there, so everyone was genuinely surprised 😆
I love how the original Wonka clearly doesn't give two damns and a shit. 😂 He got kids getting hurt in his factory and he be like "help? Police? Murder?"
Not gonna lie Gene and Johnny did a good job who else agrees
5:39 When someone you just met hugs you...
6:32 How you feel after being hugged...
3:43 Wonka went abit dark there
0:42 - 0:50 To quote Smii7y, “GoodBAI”. 😂
3:19 - 3:22 *’Always look on the bright side of life’ intensifies.*
6:14 - 6:29 GENIUS. Wonka knew exactly what game he was playing when he said “she can’t have one.” It’s that bit of the line, that sells it. And Wonka’s “Wonka’s being unreasonable” bit? That’s quality. Who says the remake didn’t have some absolute gems in it? 😂
Matticus Madness
a smii7y fan?
"Bull-"
"No, roast beef!"
LOLOLOLOL!
"I'm sorry darling, Mr. Wonka is being unreasonable".. sounds just like jack sparrow 😅
4:57 I ONLY JUST GOT THE JOKE!!!
Great video, but I feel that Wilders version was more of a troll. Depp felt like he just had to get the last word in.
Sort of like a kid who never grew up... which is how he appeared to have been played. :)
6:32 "Help. Police. Murder." In my opinion that's the funniest line.
*stop don't come back*
"Stop don't" i swear im going to use that line in school XD
2020 :)
Stop don’t come back
Have you though?
You missed one of the best ones: "What is this, Wonka, some kind of fun house?"
"Why, having fun?"
Basically, Willy Wonka Is the embodiment of a troll.
Basically the first “Loki” like character.
@ZoixivTheCat Seriously. He spent a decade as a milkmaid once, apparently just to fuck with the homophobes.
2005 remake is more faithful to the book, the kids are shown to have survived and the nut room is there, there was no egg room
And they added a bunch of
backstory to Wonka, who was supposed to have this whole mysterious vibe
Yepp, in an interview with Roald Dahl’s wife who was the executive producer of the 2005 remake, she said that Roald would most likely prefer the remake since it was more faithful to the book. Not only because of the squirrel scene but because of the Oompa Loompas.
@@hanaeve__ I'm not sure if he would have liked Tim Burton's movie any better because one of his complaints about the 1971 film was that it placed too much emphasis on Willy Wonka and not enough on Charlie. With that in mind, the 2005 version gave Wonka a backstory that wasn't in the book.
@@disneytriviabuff8188 Ohh true, good point.
My favorite ones are the old Wonka. Especially the ones where he's like "Help... Police. Murder." or "Stop, don't. Come back." with a very casual look on his face.
1:43 i laughhed so hard i dont know why XD
i will never understand why some people hate the remake
SmashLiXs me neither... I love the remake
chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum i hate the most
neither do I. I enjoyed both movies.
apparently roald dahl disliked the first one so much he refused to sell the rest rights to the second book. I think that was a bit harsh though. Gene Wilder had an iconic performance
roald dahl hates gene wilder though or he didn't want gene to play willy. i forget which
SmashLiXs chewing chewing chewing
6:30 his facial expression "help police murder 😂." Even at 6:52 what he says is so funny 😂😂😂
"with your bouyancy sir, this is assured"
*sighs* I LOVE WHEN YOU ROAST PEOPLE.
does anyone lse think that wonka JUST HATES veruca?
Wonka:"There is no earthly way of knowing"
*Everyone stops screaming*
"Which direction we are going"
It kills me every time
Bull.
No roast beef, but I haven't got it quite right yet.
Looooool 😂😂😂
Gene's wonka is like he's over it and regrets ever opening up the factory but slightly amused by what unfolds around him.
Johnny's wonka is like a big kid that just wanted to show everyone his Toys and opened the factory for his own amusement 😂😂
Tbh I love em both 😁💜
3:03 everyone is like oh hheelll no! Wonka: Hahahahahahaha. Yep!we are all pretty much screwed!have Fun!
I love how at 5:01's clip he gets so fucking uncomfortable with the mom staring at him. Reminds me of Alastor and Angel Dust honestly.
I love it when he gives no fucks and says 'stop, don't' and 'help, police, murder' half- arsed. I was creasing
Could have shown the scene from the original film where, after dropping the minuscule Teavee in his mother's purse, Wonka then starts swinging it about while he talks to her.
“Spitting is a nasty habit” “I know a worse one”
😏😏😏
Alt Text: Scenes of Savage Wonka
Alt Facts
4:07
I can hear how much he cares about her safety 😂
"The suspense is terrible, I hope it will last"
One of the lines I use almost everyday at work
*sarcastically*
"Stop, don't, come back"
New Willy Wonka: they only light it on Tuesdays
Kid: today is Tuesday
Willy: shut the fu-
6:06 Me watching all my friends turn on each other because of rumors I made up
So one wonka is incredibly wise and loves pranks and jokes while the other is a traumatized psychopath.
I'm in love with both portrayals of Willy Wonka. Gene's is funny and sarcastic, while Johnny's is creepy and sarcastic. God I love these films😂💙❤️❤️❤️
i just LOVE how he doesn't warn them, he just likes hurting people. it's the best i love it.
gene you are A ABSOLUTE legend
Okay, obviously I’m only here for Gene’s Wonka, but I’ll give props to the “Great, welcome back.” line from Depp’s Wonka. That was pretty funny.
*"To the incinerator.."*
*"Don't worry, it's only lit on Tuesdays.."*
*Today IS TUESDAY..*
"Stop. Dont. Come back" was my step dad favorite thing too say when I was effing around lol I love it
Willy: “Straight from Oompa Loompa land”
Man(I forgot his name lol): “there’s no such place”
Willy: “WhAt?!”🤬🤬🤬
Man: “Mr wonka I’m a high school geography teacher”
Willy: “well then you’ll know all about how much of a terrible country it is “
Full on sass 🤣🤣
Both of the Willy Wonka’s were phenomenal, however I definitely favor Johnny Depp! His more sassy attitude definitely just gets to me more. But they’re both hilarious!
As a kid I never liked the original Willy Wonka but as an adult I realize what a Masterpiece it is.
“bUt iTs mAdE oF gLaSs iT’lL sMaSh iNtO a MiLliOn PiEcEs”
“I know! a h a h a h a h a h a”
6:06 when I get told a bad joke
Lol
Gene's wonka has much sarcasm its awesome
I like that you used both versions of wonka!
"No, don't, stop." Lol me af
"Stop, don't, come back" lol
"Dont just stand there, do something!"
"help"
"Please"
"Murder"