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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @cube_cup
    @cube_cup 10 месяцев назад +670

    Conspiracy theory: cats actually can talk, but they don't because they knew they'd go to jail if they did.

    • @FabianDialer-vw1zk
      @FabianDialer-vw1zk 10 месяцев назад +21

      Well, that would answer why cats sometimes have that Vietnam flashback face. They are horrified of what they know almost as if they randomly see into the future.

    • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
      @TaurusTheCrazyBull 10 месяцев назад +7

      The only place Cats actively talk Is around Government higher ups, but only to keep them as secret as possible while still pulling the strings of the world

    • @rachaelsills8450
      @rachaelsills8450 10 месяцев назад +2

      You'd have to read this one her Miranda rights every fucking day. And she'd still incriminate herself!

    • @md.abubaker9769
      @md.abubaker9769 8 месяцев назад

      Taxes

    • @phlagenjoyer
      @phlagenjoyer 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@TaurusTheCrazyBull Cats talk to their favorite person when they think there’s no way for someone else to prove it. This only works if they have one favorite.

  • @lzz6555
    @lzz6555 Год назад +586

    I mean he’s not wrong with the voter suppression thing

    • @RobloxGamer6422
      @RobloxGamer6422 10 месяцев назад

      Noelle is a girl

    • @Transformers2Fan1
      @Transformers2Fan1 10 месяцев назад

      Oh no, expecting people to prove they're citizens is just so meannnnnn.
      "Voter ID is racist" because apparently blacks are too dumb to get an ID? Seriously?
      You do realize that you need an ID to drive, to but alcohol or cigarettes, to get food stamp cards, etc.
      Not letting people that jump the border to vote in our elections is hardly "voter suppression".

    • @jacquelineking5783
      @jacquelineking5783 10 месяцев назад +20

      The beauty of it is everyone will agree it will happen. Just not anything else to do with it.

    • @Australiaguy-k9y
      @Australiaguy-k9y 10 месяцев назад +17

      She

    • @nickmoser7785
      @nickmoser7785 10 месяцев назад +7

      I would say she predicted the future but then again voting suppression is kind of a normal thing. Kind of like how the Simpsons were predict something but really it is to really be expected.

  • @The_tomboy1234
    @The_tomboy1234 10 месяцев назад +62

    0:57 Noelle jesus christ girl 🤣

  • @AccidentallyOnPurpose
    @AccidentallyOnPurpose 10 месяцев назад +221

    I held it together so well until the suicide part and then just lost it lmao

    • @Sherri-w7f
      @Sherri-w7f 9 месяцев назад +8

      Me too. 😂😂

    • @evangelineee-26
      @evangelineee-26 8 месяцев назад

      @@Sherri-w7f fr fr

    • @PrebenLang
      @PrebenLang 8 месяцев назад +5

      same. 10 minutes later and i'm still laughing

  • @DoubleOld7
    @DoubleOld7 Год назад +173

    Love his confidence. His mind is obviously made up before you even ask the question. Now thats a real psychic.

    • @SleepyGlaive
      @SleepyGlaive 10 месяцев назад +23

      Yeah, she’s a very interesting cat. Noelle was probably a human in her past life lmfao.

    • @XxilysmxX
      @XxilysmxX 8 месяцев назад +5

      Her*

    • @thymecrafter
      @thymecrafter 6 месяцев назад

      @@XxilysmxXit’s a cat who gives a shit

  • @C4N1N3Z
    @C4N1N3Z 10 месяцев назад +176

    0:55 “noel- jesus- noel goddammi-” 😭😭😭

  • @Transformers2Fan1
    @Transformers2Fan1 10 месяцев назад +66

    BAP the cards with paws so jolly~

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 10 месяцев назад +224

    "Money can't by me love, but it can buy consent".
    Isn't that just prostitution?

  • @MidNight-gh4oq
    @MidNight-gh4oq 7 месяцев назад +8

    I expected the "try commiting suicide" one but it still managed to catch me off guard and I laughed so hard. I just rhymed. gimme a dime. im a poet, and I didnt even know.... that I was rhyming those words

  • @IamtheResistance4228
    @IamtheResistance4228 10 месяцев назад +44

    The more I watch the more I am convinced that this cat fully understands English. 😂😂😂😂

  • @mythmakroxymore1670
    @mythmakroxymore1670 9 месяцев назад +18

    “Voter suppression” aged like fine wine, holy moly

  • @deathtakes
    @deathtakes 6 месяцев назад +6

    Bap Cat's timing is impeccable.

  • @eighty9delta79
    @eighty9delta79 Год назад +69

    😂😂😂....misogyny Wednesday

    • @chloemarlowe3817
      @chloemarlowe3817 10 месяцев назад +2

      My favorite lol

    • @riverstyx7251
      @riverstyx7251 10 месяцев назад +6

      “On Wednesdays we wear pink!”
      “For breast cancer?”
      *”No”* 😊

    • @Ollyatlas
      @Ollyatlas 10 месяцев назад +2

      Andrew tate:let me join!!

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 10 месяцев назад +1

      Tuna Tuesday, Misogyny Wednesday, we could just make a deal for every day of the week

  • @gretazimmerman8299
    @gretazimmerman8299 10 месяцев назад +18

    That cat is a force to be reckoned with!

  • @jimmybenyoucef4416
    @jimmybenyoucef4416 8 месяцев назад +6

    The baps are so precious!♥️😍🫶

  • @shereesheree7735
    @shereesheree7735 Год назад +46

    Money buying consent is truth!!
    Thanks for the giggles today😂
    Merry Christmas 🎄

  • @duvessavale2017
    @duvessavale2017 11 месяцев назад +17

    I love this cat, I was blown away when I found out we share the same name ^-^ makes them that much better. Thank you

  • @moosedawg71
    @moosedawg71 7 месяцев назад +5

    Noelle, you were SPOT on with that first one, just not the same sort the media will tell you about.

  • @7bpie-main
    @7bpie-main 10 месяцев назад +17

    Noelle: ⚡️👨🏽⚡️

  • @Kingjder02
    @Kingjder02 10 месяцев назад +15

    That's a bold strategy Sea world. Let's see if it plans out

  • @jefftheevilrobot9351
    @jefftheevilrobot9351 9 месяцев назад +4

    By some incredible chance all the answers are both coherent and as disturbing as possible

  • @IloveyouLenaKatina
    @IloveyouLenaKatina 10 месяцев назад +3

    Just found your videos this week, love, love, love them! subscribed :)

  • @espressobliss5685
    @espressobliss5685 4 месяца назад +1

    The if first you don’t succeed was perfect but also 😮…..😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Crystal_Abbott-jn6xs
    @Crystal_Abbott-jn6xs 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’m falling in love with this awesome cat!

  • @Ciara1594
    @Ciara1594 10 месяцев назад +11

    With the first card Noelle
    just predicted the future.
    😳🤦😼

    • @xanderscookingschool1497
      @xanderscookingschool1497 10 месяцев назад

      Care to elaborate?

    • @darth_kal-el
      @darth_kal-el 10 месяцев назад

      @@xanderscookingschool1497look at laws and what republicans have done in red states to suppress the vote and to try and keep people especially people of color and young people from voting. Read a newspaper once in a while.

  • @masterassassinaltairibn-la4698
    @masterassassinaltairibn-la4698 2 месяца назад +2

    0:47 to 0:55 I mean Noelle isn't wrong with how the world is going right now

  • @careenkomarnisky1259
    @careenkomarnisky1259 6 месяцев назад +1

    That last one just killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Nakira2000
    @Nakira2000 9 месяцев назад +1

    My favorite sweet girl. Lots of love to Noelle and Nick 💕

  • @samsnephew3209
    @samsnephew3209 8 месяцев назад +1

    Timid, entertaining, and shaming like me after a bit to much to drink.

  • @shereesheree7735
    @shereesheree7735 Год назад +7

    I love it!!❤🫶
    😂
    Merry Christmas 🎄

  • @kellybmackenzie
    @kellybmackenzie 9 месяцев назад +1

    I adore Noelle so much

  • @Zee-qk6ew
    @Zee-qk6ew 8 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂😂 my childhood trauma still hadn't been resolved

  • @M4A1BestGirl
    @M4A1BestGirl 10 месяцев назад +2

    These are so accurate 🤣🤣🤣

  • @noteamation
    @noteamation 2 месяца назад

    Noelle really said "if you don't succeed at anything, you don't deserve to live."

  • @jacksonsdumbstuff
    @jacksonsdumbstuff Год назад +8

    Cute cat

  • @KaySkywalker
    @KaySkywalker 3 месяца назад +2

    Shes not wrong about the vote suppresion 😮😮😮😮

  • @kymbokimbo4016
    @kymbokimbo4016 9 месяцев назад

    I just ran across your videos yesterday and I can't stop watching them. Noelle is a beautiful cat! She is adorable!

  • @mapelianbutton4954
    @mapelianbutton4954 9 месяцев назад +3

    Well, either if you try or die trying. That's how you know if it's successful or not, right?

  • @daddydogooder
    @daddydogooder 7 месяцев назад

    0:55 love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Wintermoon783
    @Wintermoon783 8 месяцев назад

    Dang it this cat chose violence 😭😂

  • @gregmoller2014
    @gregmoller2014 4 месяца назад

    Well….. Noelle nailed it. 😊

  • @Aiden-m6f
    @Aiden-m6f 2 месяца назад

    I love this cat

  • @goyangi4143
    @goyangi4143 8 месяцев назад +1

    These have got to be rigged with catnip or something, these are WAY too perfect to be coincidental.

    • @irafair3015
      @irafair3015 7 месяцев назад +1

      I'm thinking Lasar pointer that we can't see.

  • @Ollyatlas
    @Ollyatlas 10 месяцев назад +4

    Didn't know andrew tate runs kohls

  • @CreedRobbins
    @CreedRobbins 8 месяцев назад

    0:33 oh I see there's a cat of culture among us

  • @Angel84634
    @Angel84634 10 месяцев назад +6

    0:47

  • @CreedRobbins
    @CreedRobbins 8 месяцев назад +1

    0:53 Jesus Crist

  • @sugakookie7985
    @sugakookie7985 10 месяцев назад

    This one convinced me to subscribe hilarious

  • @joellenannoshi
    @joellenannoshi 6 месяцев назад

    Noelle is crazy-

  • @mztweety1374
    @mztweety1374 7 месяцев назад

    0:49 summoning the ghost of Aaliyah

  • @BarbaraBabcock-rp8km
    @BarbaraBabcock-rp8km 6 месяцев назад +1

    Prostitution money can buy consent.

  • @earningzekrom4173
    @earningzekrom4173 10 месяцев назад +2

    GOOD KITTIES

  • @Sherri-w7f
    @Sherri-w7f 9 месяцев назад

    Noelle, will you be my friend ? 😂😂

  • @brohammed955
    @brohammed955 8 месяцев назад

    How does the cat always touch a card? I can’t get mine to do Jack 😂

    • @100purenacl3
      @100purenacl3 8 месяцев назад

      He did a video on it, but the gist is that a friend laid down some cards and Noelle started playing with them

  • @wolfieunkillable8042
    @wolfieunkillable8042 10 месяцев назад

    I love this novel stop

  • @CliffReynolds-kv2pb
    @CliffReynolds-kv2pb 10 месяцев назад +4

    "Misogyny Wednesday" that used to be called Ladies Night in the bar scene.

  • @richardrichardhaleysguitar8810
    @richardrichardhaleysguitar8810 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bible says swearing is wrong

  • @ct24-ho4pm
    @ct24-ho4pm 6 месяцев назад

    0;47 relatable

  • @itsnotmeBLEUFH-se5gn
    @itsnotmeBLEUFH-se5gn 8 месяцев назад

    lmfao i can’t tell if your cat is angry or happy why is he wagging his tail and purring at the same time😭

  • @DrKiwi2298
    @DrKiwi2298 5 месяцев назад

    If at first you don’t succeed, try CS 💀✋🏻
    Holy god Noelle 😭

  • @yonetakamori4801
    @yonetakamori4801 7 месяцев назад

    Misogyny Wednesday 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheLaughingMan313
    @TheLaughingMan313 10 месяцев назад

    Well this video’s probably gonna get a context note after that first one…

  • @KimberleyGayleThomas
    @KimberleyGayleThomas 10 месяцев назад

    I was hoping one of the answers would be “Buttholes” as I put myself in Noelles mindset.

  • @thelittlemermaid9282
    @thelittlemermaid9282 10 месяцев назад +6

    Are we *certain* that this cat was not blessed by Apollo?

    • @mercypk972
      @mercypk972 10 месяцев назад +1

      It would be on brand for apollo to pull this kinda sht lol

  • @Whatshouldthisnamebe
    @Whatshouldthisnamebe 10 месяцев назад +1

    So relatable for failing the first time😂😂 but il probably wait t'ill 25 ish😂❤

  • @Ania-qb3ot
    @Ania-qb3ot 9 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂

  • @The_oaktree
    @The_oaktree 10 месяцев назад

    Not the cat supporting suicide……

  • @AbelFlyGuy
    @AbelFlyGuy 4 месяца назад

    I was hoping they would all be alcoholism. Dunno why.

  • @gengarzilla1685
    @gengarzilla1685 10 месяцев назад +12

    I mean, it _is_ presidential election year for the USA in 2024 and the January 6th agitators want to put their champion back in power. Voter suppression would not be a wild expectation for this pivotal year.

    • @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
      @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit 6 месяцев назад

      You mean the staff that let in the protesters peacefully and then later charged them with terrorism? And what about all the liberals wanting illegal immigrants to vote?

  • @TheKaidynB
    @TheKaidynB Месяц назад

    First one is unfortunately true #TrumpCheated

  • @alm2187
    @alm2187 6 месяцев назад

    "Voter suppression" is a little close to the immunity ruling. 😏

  • @karmafile7685
    @karmafile7685 8 месяцев назад

    Voter suppression? Really? 🙄 🤦‍♀️

  • @NotaHero911-f5y
    @NotaHero911-f5y 5 месяцев назад

    Fonald & Stormy anyone?

  • @RyanFox85
    @RyanFox85 10 месяцев назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 when noelle gets shamed for her choices