panic at the discount I write sins not shopping receipts Oh Well Imagine As I'm pacing the aisles in a small corner store, and I can't help but to hear, No I can't help to hear an exchanging of words: 'What a beautiful melon, what a beautiful melon,' says a patron to a stocker 'Oh yes, but what a shame, what a shame we're not getting anymore" I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEAD OF STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
I read that comment and I was like "what? 4 years? That's a lot of time" Then I saw that this comment was written a year ago, so it's been 5 years, and that's a lot D:
Rowdy Jamez Yancey this made me laugh for hours and my brother said what are you laughing about and I showed him this and he said “you’re stupid” I was no I’m not you’re 7
Liis L okay fine a 7 1/2 on the difficulty scale. Was gonna give a 4 1/2 before but then re listened to the course and bridge and realized I missed a few things.
Monika Babin We don't need your kind of comments. People are already focusing on Brendon way more than my lovely Spencer and we want people here commenting how cute Spencer is, not Brendon like did you read the comment? It's about Spencer. There are probably more than 30 comments for Brendon and you still commenting on here? Lmao
Adela Hua i literally clutched my chest, held my breath and had to fucking calm the fuck down because my mom was in the room and she looked at me like i had 2 heads.
I always imagined Fall out boy and panic as shitty pop bands until my friend finally sat me down and played a bunch of their songs. been a fan ever since
Brendon's vocal ability is BEYOND AMAZING, but what inspires me the most is how much whole-hearted fun he seems to be having while singing. It's like his entire world lights up the second the first note leaves his lips...now that - THAT is true passion and I'm so happy for him that he's found it. I hope he never has to let it go.
HIS FACE WHEN HE SAYS "WHORE" THOUGH I AM LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD I AM CRYING THE TEARS ARE REAL. IT MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER HOW HE DOESN'T EVEN LAUGH OR ANYTHING HE JUST CONTINUES ON SINGING THE SONG.
Lyrics: Oh, well imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words "What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding", says a bridesmaid to a waiter "And, yes, but what a shame What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore" I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of Well, in fact Well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically, our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast So pour the champagne Oh, well in fact Well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically, our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast So pour the champagne, pour the champagne I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality Again I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality Again
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00:45
i write chins not tragedies
i think i laughed way too hard at this comment i like you
It's ok so did I
i think this just made my whole week
panic at the discount
I write sins not shopping receipts
Oh
Well Imagine
As I'm pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
and I can't help but to hear,
No I can't help to hear an exchanging of words:
'What a beautiful melon, what a beautiful melon,' says a patron to a stocker
'Oh yes, but what a shame, what a shame we're not getting anymore"
I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEAD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
this made my day.
Can't believe he was 19 fucking years old when this song happened
what!!!!!!!!!?
damn I'm 16; look like a potato and have no talent. I have to get my life together
+Lia L don't worry I am a potato I think.........
River Song that's nothing to be proud about.
River Song ikr
"He needs to get an automatic door if it bothers him that much" - My mother
Too funny
+Reyna Fisher I love your mom. All my mom does is get offended at the goddamn bit.
+Jone Zajko yep and she makes us turn it off
I know but i never thought to ask about it sorry
+Reyna Fisher lmfao
0:45 it makes me happy to watch Brendon’s face after he realizes he said whore in a live performance
I don't care about both of them so... whatever
KatieKat 7733 yeah
The FCC does
KatieKat 7733 actually well it’s sorta true but he rolled his tongue listen to it again but true I don’t hate
Yea, that moment of realisation
WHEN BRENDON REALISES HE SHOULDNT HAVE SAID "WHORE" IN AN ON-AIR PERFORMANCE
Morganiss yup
Lost his sense of poise and rationality 🤪
brendon urie's vocal range is higher than my chances of ever getting in a relationship.
Thilde same
Brendon Uries vocal range is higher then the chances of me finally having a social life 😂
His vocal range is higher than a skyscraper and lower than my self esteem
I almost said same but I don't think my boyfriend would agree
Thilde I'm making this my Instagram bio
JUST LOOK AT SPENCER IN THE BACK WITH HIS LITTLE TAMBOURINE
JUST LOOK AT HIM
HE LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS A HUG AW IM CRYING
Jsol2345 helloo phandom member omg we are everywhere
Jsol2345 I am so sad right now ;-;
Jsol2345 Omg phandom and p!atd
Jsol2345 YES!!! AND ALSO DAN FUCKING HOWELL ON YOUR PROFILE PIC HAHA HI
He's finally sweating out the fever
I fucking love you for this comment...
I choked lololol
I needed this in my life
I fucking love you now
Thumbnail made it look like he hit his face.
It's been 4 years and im still not over 0:45
yass
AHAHA HE CURSED
I read that comment and I was like "what? 4 years? That's a lot of time"
Then I saw that this comment was written a year ago, so it's been 5 years, and that's a lot D:
+Jose Gil It's been written a month ago you mean haha
I've seen it so much but it still makes me laugh XD
When Brendon did the high note at the end and spencer was like no Brendon not again ugh show off pls
Spencer.....spencer
He had the best hair in 2011
yeah I agree
Definitely
You are so right 2011 man.....damn in the music video for ready to go 💙💜💙💜
I agree
I know😍😍
0:43 he was like “oops can’t say that on the radio”
Lol
the best thing he did in his entire life was not censoring the song
Can't he say that at radio in America?!
Ryan should have done the part like "i love you", "I love you too"
That was spencer I think but yeah
ryan is not there, he wasn't even in the band anymore when this was filmed
ryro is lost in cape town ;~;
Wh
lol
When his voice goes down so do my pants.
oh my god im crying
Bad Lands lmao he's deff gtta great voice. ...bt damn
same
omg
u nastee 😂
His voice is perfection.
His face is perfection as well. 😏😊✌😂
Him overall is perfection. Nothing compares.
Except maybe gerard way....other than that ....hes a god..
1:22 , when accidentally touch the stove top lol
Rowdy Jamez Yancey this made me laugh for hours and my brother said what are you laughing about and I showed him this and he said “you’re stupid” I was no I’m not you’re 7
XD
Thats the best comment yet😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻
I laughed way too hard at this!
@@aishab1596 yassss 😂 lol
His octave range is bigger than my future...
+Joseph Alvarenga lol
+Joseph Alvarenga High Five
+Joseph Alvarenga Your upvotes are lower than my tuition loans >.
+Joseph Alvarenga omg haha this is the best comment i've seen on a p!atd video haha (i feel the same though)
Hahahaha
Damn Spencer, back at it again with the tambourine.
StOp
+∆Spooky Jim∆ oh god XD
Jishwa! 😍
hahahahahahahahah xDDDDDDDD
|-/
0:45... And Brendon knew at this moment, that he had fucked up
Alana Carton yup notice anything about my pic XD
nice
Mychemicalimsorry and he says goddamn xD
Lol I just commented that oof
"I can afford to buy this thing, right?"
My bank account: 0:45
that voice is my sexuality
I swear I find at least one phan on every p!atd video haha
Katelyn Butler we're everywhere haha
Katelyn Butler i like you're profile picture ^_^
Dara Ortiz
I like yours too. I think they both show off how attractive dan is lmao
You're profile pic is perfection!
I just changed my acc photo to the face he made at 0:45
Edit (wtf I wrote this comment a year ago?!!!, it seemed like only yesterday 😂😂)
nice
good desicion
decision* :)
Only saying because you asked for it
And we all appreciate you for this...
+Foxy The Carnivore thanks, you actually helped me a lot. now i wont write it wrong all the time
can we talk about how nice that guitar sounds
Wanna say it's a Martin D15. They are beautiful
With bronze strings it sounds like
Cause it’s a D15m 😍
Cause its beebo playing it
I just wanna know what tuning he was in
"whhhrrattt a beautiful weddeeen" ugh I cried 😍😍
Saaame
0:45 when u realize the groom's bride is watching ur performance
Literal Trash ....0kay....This was my favorite 😂
aNaemi it was good
omg that 'ow' though
Chris Sauter There isn't one, sadly.
Chris Sauter None
Chris Sauter nope.
Chris Sauter no.
Chris Sauter Nu. xc I'm the only colorsam around here.
0:45 dat moment when you realize it was more than just a fart... R.I.P
Funny
Lol
HAHAHA
Creative I'M DEAD HAHA
Creative HAHAHA
1:11 deep random voice it scared the living shizzle out of me
Kłø ë same
Nein
Nani
Same😅
Kłœ same
2:45. 😂that was beautiful
I agree
Right
Yeah
High pitched beauty
He was Drunk.
BRENDON. STOP BEING SO ADORABLE.
My baby boy...
They grow up so fast! 😍
Vana yes indeed 🤗
He’s the daddy now 😂
Yeah 🤣
@@martinbefartin your profile pic is everything 😂
@@scrpio7273 lol, consider getting one!!!
That "what a beautiful wedding" gets me every time...
Plaid? Daddy issues? Must be a Winchester...
Kaitleen Kougl holy crap. you're awesome.
I like You. *tooooo manyyyy faaaandooooomsss*
HipsterWinchesters OMFG he just sang that and I was like shivering because of the chills and omg I'm dying
when you sing so good that it causes you to sweat
Corrina Blake It's a fever you can't sweat out.
Eddy Somz even sweatier than me
Ellie Birchleaf Nice pun,good sir
River Song Thank you good sir
yeah cuz when you sing you contract your stomach.. kinda...idk how to explain it
So this time, he sang "a goddamn door". Peculiar.
Really? I hear "the"...
I watch too much Shane Dawson
He totally said the
In the original music video he says the goddamn door. But live he tends to say 'a' but he admitted to changing it up so that it confuses people.
honey bambam dude. He’s playing guitar excellently, singing so fucking well, and he messed up one lyric
Ok but no one is appreciating just how good he is at the guitar
Cause it’s just rhythm strumming. With some mute palming. The fact he’s able to play and sing at the same time is a little more talented
@@Area-5l he is actually really good at playing, and this isn't just basic rhythm strumming
Liis L okay fine a 7 1/2 on the difficulty scale. Was gonna give a 4 1/2 before but then re listened to the course and bridge and realized I missed a few things.
He certainly not playing beginner level, but he’s not playing anything technical or really difficult.
@@liisl2706 its basic tho like every emo songs got this pattern.
Spencer looks so sad with his Tamborine and fucking rice egg
I'm laughing so much rice egg thank you
hahaha, rice egg XD
He does.... but "fucking rice egg" i'M CRYING OMG 😂
all hail the rice egg
Motha fuken rice egg
the sweat dripping down his face is hot idek anymore
same tbh...even his hair flipping and the ow aND OMFG I SHOULD SIT DOWN
Best channel name ever. :)
SixtySecondYoga Yoga yes
Katelyn Butler katelyn no
shannon lolzor
brenDONE
vices era brendon is literally my favourite thing ever
Lily Foley it makes me so sad this is my favorite era too perfect album perfect hair
0:45 when you see your ex's dms
thats me
Words cannot describe how cute I think Spencer is.
N dela Paz omg same
You misspelled it's actually Brendon.
Monika Babin 😹😹👌Lmao Yas! Brendon is way cuter!!
N dela Paz Omg same! #loveforspencer
Monika Babin We don't need your kind of comments. People are already focusing on Brendon way more than my lovely Spencer and we want people here commenting how cute Spencer is, not Brendon like did you read the comment? It's about Spencer. There are probably more than 30 comments for Brendon and you still commenting on here? Lmao
I strive to be as hot as he sounds.
I guess you trying the impossible good luck
Jordan Gilly Lmao, there were many others before you who shot for the stars. That's like creating anti matter
+Jordan Gilly he really does!
2:44 when your inner fallout boy comes out lmao.
YOU MADE ME CHOKE ON MY FRUIT LOOPS LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@rileynicole291 u ok doh ?
2020, a global pandemic, riots, and threats for civil war.
I'm still laughing at his face at 0:45
Yeah, Same
He understood that he said "a whore" on a radio
2:45 oh my god I was not prepared X'D
I read this right before 2:45 and I paid attention and ohmygods I will never be prepared
Adela Hua Lol! i just heard it XD
Adela Hua i literally clutched my chest, held my breath and had to fucking calm the fuck down because my mom was in the room and she looked at me like i had 2 heads.
I WASNT PREPARED
Adela Hua Oh my god, i saw this before he did it and my ovaries were not ready nonono. Why do this to us Brendon????
I wish i discovered Panic! sooner...
Same omg
I always imagined Fall out boy and panic as shitty pop bands until my friend finally sat me down and played a bunch of their songs. been a fan ever since
+UndeadPhoenix SAME
+Dil Howlter hi Dil, how's Tabs?
Manuela P same here :(
When Brendon is done with eating mics, he eats pop filters for dessert.
tru
with a side of cd fris and a talent milkshake
he's brendone
then after that he eats ryan
+i ship frerard and Phan sorry then Spencer, but he's too full he can't swallow Dallon and Jon, so they only join him live because they're scared
I didn’t think it was possible for this song to get any better and holy shit acoustic it’s like 9 billion times better
i want to be that guitar, chair, mic, and his tie lmao
Panic! at the Koala Disco ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I'm his hair BTW
A Boy With Blue Hair and C-Major lips stood up
Your name made me scream! I'm at a party!
git ur own fren close your eyes if you want I r 4head
Panic! at the Koala Disco ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I want to be him 😂
I'm his sweat
2:44 When you accidentally grow ovaries.
+HeyItsSyd CRYING
Hello fellow phandom member
+Duck Lord hi. So my name is [Dan]
*burst through wall* someone called the phandom?😉
ah I found my people once again
0:45 someone please make a gif out of this xD
+Tessel van Dijk done media.giphy.com/media/LG76mY5PMn0EE/giphy.gif :D
Thank you! xD
+Tessel van Dijk welcome :)
beer gasses..
He's just like "Shit. I shouldn't have said that"
0:45 when you just sent a risky text
When you send a Nude to your Parents instead of Your Gf/Bf
There's unsent button now. So nvm
I want to be that guitar
+Ainhoa San i want to be his shirt
Hilal Prior same here XDDD
Y'all are thirsty af
Alli Haynie I want to be his mic
Orrrrr the mic 🙄🙄
Here to check it he says "the" or "a" goddamn door
Gerard Way Follows Dan On Twitter sameee
Gerard Way Follows Dan On Twitter when the chorus starts, the first a/the sounds like 'a' but then the second sounds like 'the' of every chorus.
He says both so it really doesn’t matter
Gerard Way Follows Dan On Twitter
Usually the but sometimes he messes up and says a in concerts and stuff❤️
Gerard Way Follows Dan On Twitter "a goddamn"
2017 and I‘m still here.
nantstic x 2018 ;)
trashy person Yesss!!💚
2018 ;-;
Never leaving
Hanna Stenson Oh yes honey! 😭😍😍💚
Brendon's vocal ability is BEYOND AMAZING, but what inspires me the most is how much whole-hearted fun he seems to be having while singing. It's like his entire world lights up the second the first note leaves his lips...now that - THAT is true passion and I'm so happy for him that he's found it. I hope he never has to let it go.
HIS FACE WHEN HE REALISED HE CAN'T SAY WHORE ON RADIO OMG! I CAN'T
OMG LMAO I DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT. Brendon pulls the best faces ever...
+Meredith Parrish he said it on purpose, he always does
can 0:45 please be a meme?😂
yes that would be great
It probably is if you look for it hard enough.
when your mom looks through your search history
im fuckin crying omg make it a meme
OMG i just looked at it again hahahah. thats my favorite type of facial expressionn lolololol
Oh did you here that? Ya my ovaries just exploded
did you hear that? it was the sound of all the P!ATD fanbase ovaries exploding everywhere
Beebo! At the Disco Yeah i did i heard a "POOOOFFF BOOOM" and a little "KCSDLKNVLRNLKSD" :3
Beebo! At the Disco oh no now you can hear our screams of pain from our ovaries exploding
roz turner when did he say that?
roz turner okay :D
who else is back rewatching this in 2019
2021
HIS FACE WHEN HE SAYS "WHORE" THOUGH I AM LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD I AM CRYING THE TEARS ARE REAL. IT MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER HOW HE DOESN'T EVEN LAUGH OR ANYTHING HE JUST CONTINUES ON SINGING THE SONG.
The passion he puts into playing his guitar, that shows he really loves music. And oh his beautiful voice..
His vocal range omgg
Cass!eX not hard to use falsetto
This will always be my personal favorite performance of this song he's done
He just put his whole soul out on a song that doesn't even mean that much holy shit that's a performer.
Every song has it's meaning, even if it's not clear
Jarrod Natalie To be clear, "holy shit that's a performer" should still stand. I mean, damn.
It has five. The angles they use make it hard to see the fifth, but it's there if you look closely (and in alternative shots, like at 1:58-2:00)
hes GORGEOUS
Nicholas D ikr
Holy shit this dude is amazing live.
2:45 someone behind tickles him
When your writing a essay for school about Brendon Urie but you get to caught up in listening to his music to finish...
I wanna write that essay!!!!
His voice range is astounding holy shit
I find this better than the original.
Same
He said out the god damn part
It's really sexy
Piper Mcknight definitely
Piper Mcknight law
W
It’s honestly unbelievable how good Brendon’s voice is
he sounds amazing live omg
this is my new favorite performance of this song. I love how it's so raw.
DemonicBarbiegirl420 60tg like
why does his face at 0:45 remind SO MUCH of moriarty??
patpig it actually does 😂😂 LMFAO i'm crying
patpig OMG IT TOTALLY DOES AAAAH
patpig IT ACTUALLY DOES OMG
I didn't even notice until you said omg
patpig I have watched the Death of a Bachelor music video so many times, and all I could think of was how much he reminded me of Moriarty.
2018 and still giving me goosebumps.
Ares Dyson same sis, same
Im in 2019 but sameeee
Who agrees that this is even better than the recorded version? And that's saying a lot.
0:43 when your mom arrives and you didn't clean the house
I put this on to listen as background music but I can't tear my eyes away
OMG SAME
I had to pause the game because I couldn't concentrate
This version is soooooooo gooooodd😍😍😍his voice is just perfect
2:37 he is so talented that is an amazing note OMG
I love his voice, I love his hair, I love the way he dresses, I could easy marry him ♡
Too bad he's married
***** well, I'm 20, but I'm just kidding anyway
Karoline Honorato I can't be the only one that probably loves his wife as much as he does. And I love him as much as his wife. Sarah is so precious
Karoline Honorato lol I could easy marry u😘
he sings so good, how?!
+Mia Amarmend talent.
+Slippy no its magic
because he is beebo
+Josie Jones what does singing have to do with dying on a cross
+German Figueroa Alot you just wouldn't understand
A person who’s new to patd: he’s hot
Me: noshit tell me something I don’t know
petition to bring back the waistcoat emo
yes please
That face he makes at 0:45 is lifee bruhh Lmao
Haha
Lol it's great
O my gosh yes
+Quade “DarkAngelGaming” Muir No, I've heard the studio version played on the radio and they censored "goddamn" yet not "whore" for whatever reason.
OMG I swear he said "poision rationality" ! I can't be the only one
Aurora Wilson, it’s “poise and rationality.”
He says Poise N rationality. That’s why time to fully pronounce “and”
It sounds like poison but its poise and rationality.
Brendon says it too fast.
I think its supposed to be a double entendre. It's intentional
I thought that originally, but then I realized
*Why is nobody talking about **2:44** , well I will.*
when u stomp ur pinky
😂 he said he was drunk
forever will be the best live on air whatever the hell its called thing series ILL STOP TALKING
2:44 YOURE INVITED TO MY FUNERAL
denunciado papu :v
denounced papu :v
Hi fren!
P!atd Dan Howell And jacksepticeye are bae hi
i died there
I'll be there. In my coffin.
0:45 I Write Chins Not Tragedies
This. This is my favourite comment.
Omg this, this is the best comment ever
Omf xD
I'm dead
***** Hahaha oh my gosh!
His voice is so good!!
That ' with a sense of poise and rationality ' at 2:50.
I giggled.
Oh my lanta... I did too lmao
you'd sound like that too if your nads crawled up and became ovaries..
I love how this being acoustic didn't change the song and it's awesomeness.
I just really like the voice of Brendon ♥
Lyrics:
Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding", says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"And, yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore"
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of
Well, in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne
Oh, well in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne, pour the champagne
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again
The way Brendon's bangs are falling gives me life. ❤️❤️
I love to see him and hayley williams sing a duet. 😍
Oh. My. God. YES.
OMG! Panic at the Disco and Paramore are my most favorite bands like ever!!!!!
I'd rather to see him when i'm walking down the isle... In my dreams...
+Marya A. YES YES YES
yessssss
at 0:45 brendon is like crap i wasnt supposed to say that live!
Damn. It's been 8 years. And I still keep coming back.
Yasss, that's awesome
SPENCER OMG IM CRYING WHILE WATCHING THIS