In solo leveling I am pretty sure he is not able to bank full recoveries. the full recoveries only can be used for that day, after complete his workout.
My headphones connected randomly to my computer at min 52:00 and went silent for a bit, so I only saw Danny moving his arms around in silence. For a moment I thought there was real beef and they muted the show hahaha
I'm nearly certain that the full restores for solo leveling is capped at once per day. So if he doesn't use his daily reward that day then it fades away. They don't stack up.
Dragon ball is going to be done by toyotaro who actually helped create the last few arcs and even created the previous arc before the movie with toriyama’s help as granola ultra ego vegeta and the final draft of the storyline (rough draft being toriyama’s) are his work. Toriyama has been preparing Toyotaro to take over since he hired him from his fan made manga dragon ball AF 💯( there were 3 writers for Dragon ball AF however Toyotaro created Xicor which made dragon ball AF blow up and catch toriyama sensei attention)
He doesn’t have stacked full recovery’s he just gets 1 a day, that’s why you’ve never seen him use it more than once in a fight. It wouldn’t make sense if he can just have like 10+ full recovers and an example of this is in his Cerberus fight he used it once and then has to look for new ways to recover such as buying potions from the store and there isn’t an excuse of him not having any stacked up since he took like 2-3 days of before going into the s rank gate
Yeah I hate it when people don't pay attention to obvious stuff. He's only ever used it once a day. There's literally no time in the entirety of the manwha where he uses more than one. Like for people that talk about stuff they don't do their research half the time
I think that the reason why Batman doesn’t kill isn’t only just morality, but because one he kills, he is nothing but an angry rich person who kills criminals out of revenge.
Hear me out Naruto movies Movie 1: prolog -> forest of death can be done in 2.5 hours and it ends on the "kabuto is a bad guy" hook Movie 2: fighting tournament - konoha crush also 2 hours Movie 3: search for Tsunade and Sasuke retrieval arc can be stuffed into 2.5 hours Movie 4: kazekage rescue and Sasuke Hunt arcs 2.5 hours (3 hour maximum) Movie 5: hidan and kakuzu and the The Master’s Prophecy and Vengeance arcs (with the end being the beginning of jiraiya's infiltration of the hidden rain)3 hour max Movie 6: jiraiya v pain fight and pains assault (The Two Saviors arc) 2.5 hours easy Movie 7: 5 kage summit and the beginning of the 4 great shinobi war (including the Sasuke stuff and Naruto making friends with Kurama) needs the 3 hours IMO Movie 8: the meat of the 4th GSW ending at madara becomes the 10 tail jinchuriki 2.5 hours Movie 9: main jibidara fight and that leads into the final fight of Naruto 2.5 hours Movie 10: live action Naruto the last . Any tweaks anyone thinks are needed?
This is my fav breakdown so far so I hope these are it, but I'm setting my expectations rock bottom. I'll be happy to get prologue, build up as team 7 and land of waves arc in the one. Done well.
What i find to be a positive to them aging at a normal rate instead of anime rate would be that Naruto and Sasuke's relationship would make more sense, like in the cannon story I believe they only interact with one another only a couple of years. Imagine if they both actually stayed in a team for a good couple of years, Naruto's need to save Sasuke would make much more sense.
Imagine thinking Dragon Ball was only good because of his editors. The reason why Dragon Ball is a masterpiece is mostly due to Akira Toriyama. Also he made RPGs mainstream with Dragon Quest artwork.
@@Dontdoit_ They are almost entirely different. The only one it is similar to is Dragon Quest III, which came out afterwards, but I doubt it was the other around either. They were both inspired by Ultima III
I find with dub vs sub in anime. Sub I find is better consistently with voices that match with the characters (for the most part) and is a smoother sound. However Dub I find has better epic moments due to line modifications depending on how much creative freedom is given to the dubbing team and of course acknowledging there are lines that to an english speaker just hits the ear better. Like SK8 The Infinity dub being a great example but also Attack On Titan to this day the line modification Eren had when fighting Reiner for the first time and changing the line about, "You shouldn't taught me how to fight," to "Wanna eradicate humanity? Maybe next time don't teach me how to kick your ass!" is still the most epic line I have heard in anime dub or sub.
The light novel does give more details to the side characters in the earlier chapters so I think the anime is a combo of both the manga and light novel
I think you’ve misunderstood that full restore. He gets one per day - he cannot carry them over if he does not use them that day. When he’s used them, it’s because he did not use them earlier that day.
The only reason I feel like the early setup is fine is because it reminds me in episode like 4 or 5 of jjk season 1 when we meet the villains, geto is talking about needing the prison realm and sealing gojo. That's all set up for shibuya that we dont get pay off until season 2 so I'm like oh yeah think of all that happened in between that and season 2. Makes it much more reasonable for me.
In my perspective I’ve only ever watched things in dub. Cus I think the writing in the dub is way better and can fit the scenes a lot better. Like for serious scenes, or comedy. Plus I love the performance of the va’s and a lot of anime really benefit from a dub. Like I don’t think there’s a single person who watched panty and stocking in sub and not dub. Cus in dub it’s STRICTLY better. Also Shangra-la frontier is popping of and I love it
I have got to say one of my favorite Dragon Ball references from another anime was in Assassination Classroom when the kids find out that Koro-Sensei has a brother and they keep thinking of the Goku and Raditz occurrence.
Do you think they are trying to show more side characters in Solo leveling so there is a more outside view of Jin Woo's change throughout the manhwa, to counter the whole mary sue thing
Bruce Wayne does do a lot for the city. It can just never actually solve the problem because then there'd be no more Batman comics. It's like reverse Plot Armor. Failure Is The Only Option.
It's like when marvel released that one comic where If Peter Parker never became Spiderman, he'd be of equal status to Tony stark💀 Thing is, I feel like comics have the option to say "this is another universe, let's make a series out of these few concepts." Which is where the Ultimate(1610) Universe comes in
You guys talking about Solo Leveling reminds me of a few of my friends getting mad at me for "spoiling" that the main character gets a unique power to level up. In Solo Leveling.
1:25:18 vegeta and whis english voice actor are voice acting in solo leveling just like in black clover and one piece vegetas English voice actor is the red haired guild master and whis is the guy he talked to with the red suit
Fun fact Oda has stated if he stays with his family too long he'll stop writing one piece because he can't bear to leave them again but he has to finish
One Piece ending gives me the same feeling as Ash not being the protag in Pokemon. Idk what to feel. Wait. It acfually might have worked, Nick?! I need to know the end to that convo. And yes, kids are some of my favorite actors when done well. I'm with Danny, but if this guy Nick mentioned gets in he could probably be Asuma or Kakashi. My favorite DBZ ref is always Timmy Turner video game mode. But I remember and loved the Billy and Mandy one.
That whole thing about the one guy who doesn’t know what’s happening just reminds me of Zach in FF7, the only character in that whole world who acts like us and is literally like “what the hell is going on” “he just ate my hair” 🤣
I actually really hope Nick gets the chance to be involved in the making of Naruto's live action adaptation. seeing what he can bring to the table as someone who understands to some degree what we as the audience want from a live action anime adaptation would be really exciting.
How I would do Naruto Movies Movie 1 - Land of Waves Movie 2 - Chunin Exams, Konoha Crush Movie 3 - Search for Tsunade Movie 4 - Sasuke Recovery Movie 5 - Kazakage Rescue Movie 6 - Tenchi Bridge and Akatsuki Hunting Movie 7 - Tale of Jiraiya and Two Brothers Movie 8 - Pain Movie 9 - Five Kage Summit Movie 10 - Fourth Shinobi War pt 1, end on Obito Movie 11 - Fourth Shinobi War pt 2
I think it's really interesting that you say that sort of thing about JJK and comparing it to Solo Leveling. I'm a huge anime fan (of course, I wouldn't be watching this otherwise) but genuinely the animation quality barely even enters my mind, everything is just top notch to me so I don't even really have to think about it. I remember hearing people saying the animation in Naruto vs pain was bad and thinking "who cares, the fight was fucking amazing"
Yeah I've never understood that with people. Like how people with video games are so focused on fps and graphics. If it plays well and the story is good if its story based then who cares?
Will you know halfway through dragon ball Z of his other animators picked up the story for him. That's why the pacing and the story started to go down.
I think a big reason why Solo Leveling has a good dub is because the source material is not in Japanese. People forget that Solo Leveling is more targeted towards the foreign market. Also Dragon Ball sub>dub. Sorry, not sorry
Chunin exam arc should probably add some to the fights as only the Lee v Gaara was op Naruto v Kiba would need some love in live action, people love seeing the fights. I think making it short would take away, this would also stew on Gaara being a bigger bad until we truly know Orochimaru
I agree with you about Solo Leveling, but I read the web novel which I don't know if there are any differences from the manhwa. I think the check ins during the dungeons are annoying and are making the world feel lived in but also makes it feel like the story is dragging because of it. I'd also like a stat sheet at the end of each episode. That was super cool in the web novel to actually see his progression.
“Usually the key illustrator picks it up but idk if there is that for dragonball” Hi my names toyataru Btw toyataru is taking over the dragonball franchise
1:39:50 Nooo you need to make the Zabuza Arc the first movie.... entirely just that arc. Cos you introduce Team 7 and build the world. Also if it not successful it can be its own stand alone thing. If you do Zabuza in the first 30mins and then st8 into the Chunin exams its gona be rushed like the issue we have with every other Live action adaptation
Danny: "Is there a way you can make it both shorter and gayer?"
Barber: "Say no more"
😂😂😂
The sillier side of remembering Toriyama was much needed. It’s been a week, and a light hearted laugh is what we need. Thank you boys
Rest in peace Akira Toriyama 🙏🏼
Akira snoreyama
Who?
@@seriouslysatan216 the creator of Dragon Ball
@@seriouslysatan216 blud you gotta be joking
@@5starw309watch the episode
ive literally watched every single episode of this pod in the last two weeks
Speed running
That’s amazing hope you loved it
🍪
Thats so based of you
Welcome to the club good sir
In solo leveling I am pretty sure he is not able to bank full recoveries. the full recoveries only can be used for that day, after complete his workout.
You’re right, it’s a daily resource that expires if not used before completing the next daily quest. Also, they will go away once he is stronger
I also think he stops receiving rewards from the daily quest or it’s less rewards at a certain point.
New otakus anonymous ep! My crops? Watered. My grades? A's. My eyesight? 20/20. The sun is shining today fellas 🔥
My headphones connected randomly to my computer at min 52:00 and went silent for a bit, so I only saw Danny moving his arms around in silence. For a moment I thought there was real beef and they muted the show hahaha
I'm nearly certain that the full restores for solo leveling is capped at once per day. So if he doesn't use his daily reward that day then it fades away. They don't stack up.
Dragon ball is going to be done by toyotaro who actually helped create the last few arcs and even created the previous arc before the movie with toriyama’s help as granola ultra ego vegeta and the final draft of the storyline (rough draft being toriyama’s) are his work. Toriyama has been preparing Toyotaro to take over since he hired him from his fan made manga dragon ball AF 💯( there were 3 writers for Dragon ball AF however Toyotaro created Xicor which made dragon ball AF blow up and catch toriyama sensei attention)
Not Nick forgetting the search for Tsunade arc
I thought the same thing crucial arc
“Goku is this mountain of a man” He’s literally 5’9” and Vegeta is 5’5” they’re a couple of short kings
hashirama is 6'1
5.9 That’s tall on this pod
5'9" is not a short king
Vegeta maybe but calling 5 foot 9 a short king is ridiculous
Vegeta maybe but calling 5 foot 9 a short king is ridiculous
He doesn’t have stacked full recovery’s he just gets 1 a day, that’s why you’ve never seen him use it more than once in a fight. It wouldn’t make sense if he can just have like 10+ full recovers and an example of this is in his Cerberus fight he used it once and then has to look for new ways to recover such as buying potions from the store and there isn’t an excuse of him not having any stacked up since he took like 2-3 days of before going into the s rank gate
Yeah I hate it when people don't pay attention to obvious stuff. He's only ever used it once a day. There's literally no time in the entirety of the manwha where he uses more than one. Like for people that talk about stuff they don't do their research half the time
I think that the reason why Batman doesn’t kill isn’t only just morality, but because one he kills, he is nothing but an angry rich person who kills criminals out of revenge.
He is complacent in not providing a better city to those joker hires tho
Thats real
Play that's like the definition of a moral...
Danny is going to die first and at his viewing instead of an open casket with him in it it’ll just be an open casket filled with spaghetti
Ho-ho-ho
1:09:34 Shame on you Danny. You don't want to mess with the Bluey community. We are vicious.
☝️🤓”we’re vicious”
I absolutely love how you guys are back on the same room for the first time in a month and you have the delirious giggles! It’s awesome!!
Yay the boys are back!!
It's unfortunate that it's not getting more coverage and popularity, but "To your eternity" is a killer anime.
Hear me out
Naruto movies
Movie 1: prolog -> forest of death can be done in 2.5 hours and it ends on the "kabuto is a bad guy" hook
Movie 2: fighting tournament - konoha crush also 2 hours
Movie 3: search for Tsunade and Sasuke retrieval arc can be stuffed into 2.5 hours
Movie 4: kazekage rescue and Sasuke Hunt arcs
2.5 hours (3 hour maximum)
Movie 5: hidan and kakuzu and the The Master’s Prophecy and Vengeance arcs (with the end being the beginning of jiraiya's infiltration of the hidden rain)3 hour max
Movie 6: jiraiya v pain fight and pains assault (The Two Saviors arc) 2.5 hours easy
Movie 7: 5 kage summit and the beginning of the 4 great shinobi war (including the Sasuke stuff and Naruto making friends with Kurama) needs the 3 hours IMO
Movie 8: the meat of the 4th GSW ending at madara becomes the 10 tail jinchuriki 2.5 hours
Movie 9: main jibidara fight and that leads into the final fight of Naruto 2.5 hours
Movie 10: live action Naruto the last
.
Any tweaks anyone thinks are needed?
This is my fav breakdown so far so I hope these are it, but I'm setting my expectations rock bottom. I'll be happy to get prologue, build up as team 7 and land of waves arc in the one. Done well.
This
i watch this live and now im here
rest in peace Akira toriyama
Akatsuki Tobirama ✊🏻
Hope Stank didn’t cut out the part where Nick threw up😂💀
He did not cut it haha
What i find to be a positive to them aging at a normal rate instead of anime rate would be that Naruto and Sasuke's relationship would make more sense, like in the cannon story I believe they only interact with one another only a couple of years. Imagine if they both actually stayed in a team for a good couple of years, Naruto's need to save Sasuke would make much more sense.
Ninja Kamui sounds like what people think Demon Slayer is.
I cannot tell who's side you're on within the first 15 minutes, BUT that silent laugh at 12:55 kills me lmao
Imagine thinking Dragon Ball was only good because of his editors. The reason why Dragon Ball is a masterpiece is mostly due to Akira Toriyama. Also he made RPGs mainstream with Dragon Quest artwork.
FF literally started as a copy paste of that series as well
@@Dontdoit_ They are almost entirely different. The only one it is similar to is Dragon Quest III, which came out afterwards, but I doubt it was the other around either. They were both inspired by Ultima III
I find with dub vs sub in anime. Sub I find is better consistently with voices that match with the characters (for the most part) and is a smoother sound. However Dub I find has better epic moments due to line modifications depending on how much creative freedom is given to the dubbing team and of course acknowledging there are lines that to an english speaker just hits the ear better. Like SK8 The Infinity dub being a great example but also Attack On Titan to this day the line modification Eren had when fighting Reiner for the first time and changing the line about, "You shouldn't taught me how to fight," to "Wanna eradicate humanity? Maybe next time don't teach me how to kick your ass!" is still the most epic line I have heard in anime dub or sub.
Goku is not a mountain of a man he is cannonically 5'9 and 137 pounds 😂
I'm watching Frreeirrin in dub and the dub is fantastic
Edit: The VO from Stank broke me lmao haha
It's so funny because you can tell they got a break from each other and it was needed lol.
I've been reading the Light Novels for Solo Leveling and this added context that you guys talked about seems to be content from the light novels.
these guys made me laugh more than i did in all of the days in the last year combined. GOATED pod
he made super because he HATED dragonball evolution
I feel bad for the actor.
The light novel does give more details to the side characters in the earlier chapters so I think the anime is a combo of both the manga and light novel
I think you’ve misunderstood that full restore. He gets one per day - he cannot carry them over if he does not use them that day. When he’s used them, it’s because he did not use them earlier that day.
1:35 don’t let the Mexican cartel find this out
The only reason I feel like the early setup is fine is because it reminds me in episode like 4 or 5 of jjk season 1 when we meet the villains, geto is talking about needing the prison realm and sealing gojo. That's all set up for shibuya that we dont get pay off until season 2 so I'm like oh yeah think of all that happened in between that and season 2. Makes it much more reasonable for me.
In my perspective I’ve only ever watched things in dub. Cus I think the writing in the dub is way better and can fit the scenes a lot better. Like for serious scenes, or comedy. Plus I love the performance of the va’s and a lot of anime really benefit from a dub. Like I don’t think there’s a single person who watched panty and stocking in sub and not dub. Cus in dub it’s STRICTLY better.
Also Shangra-la frontier is popping of and I love it
I have got to say one of my favorite Dragon Ball references from another anime was in Assassination Classroom when the kids find out that Koro-Sensei has a brother and they keep thinking of the Goku and Raditz occurrence.
That akira toriyama bit has the same energy as people ironically blaming jshlatt for the queen's death
The boys are back in town
Nicks description of why he likes jjk (the overly explained abilities) is exactly why he needs to stick it out with jojo.
i would kill to see Stella come back. I love her!
The Naruto guy forgot the tsunade arc lol
Long time fan for both of you guys new to the podcast parts tho I’m excited to see more content 🙌🤝
Do you think they are trying to show more side characters in Solo leveling so there is a more outside view of Jin Woo's change throughout the manhwa, to counter the whole mary sue thing
Bruce Wayne does do a lot for the city. It can just never actually solve the problem because then there'd be no more Batman comics. It's like reverse Plot Armor. Failure Is The Only Option.
It's like when marvel released that one comic where If Peter Parker never became Spiderman, he'd be of equal status to Tony stark💀
Thing is, I feel like comics have the option to say "this is another universe, let's make a series out of these few concepts." Which is where the Ultimate(1610) Universe comes in
You guys talking about Solo Leveling reminds me of a few of my friends getting mad at me for "spoiling" that the main character gets a unique power to level up. In Solo Leveling.
This came out 3 months ago
Could HEAR the moment Nick throws up 💀
1:25:18 vegeta and whis english voice actor are voice acting in solo leveling just like in black clover and one piece vegetas English voice actor is the red haired guild master and whis is the guy he talked to with the red suit
Toriyama Sensei would want us to laugh and be happy for him and the works he gave us. He was a comedian at heart, after all.
1:09:38 I haven’t heard your voice mr editor nice to hear ya and thx for editing the podcast and maybe more.
Every time Nick starts talking about money my brain goes numb
Amazing pod👏great takes 👌
Fun fact Oda has stated if he stays with his family too long he'll stop writing one piece because he can't bear to leave them again but he has to finish
1:47:35 Zabuza arc: movie 1, Chuuin exam first hour then "Konoha crush" second hour: Movie 2, Search for Tusande and Sasuke retervial arc :Movie 3.
Danny Motta and Shaggy from scooby-doo both love the word "like"
The rare moment when Nick goes on vacation, and Danny has a chance to build up jokes to out joke him.
32:30 minor correction, Full Recovery Does not stack otherwise a certain Elf/Beast Tag Team would not go so poorly for him.
One Piece ending gives me the same feeling as Ash not being the protag in Pokemon. Idk what to feel.
Wait. It acfually might have worked, Nick?! I need to know the end to that convo. And yes, kids are some of my favorite actors when done well. I'm with Danny, but if this guy Nick mentioned gets in he could probably be Asuma or Kakashi.
My favorite DBZ ref is always Timmy Turner video game mode. But I remember and loved the Billy and Mandy one.
Kaiju no.8 is soo fucking good I cannot wait to see it animated and so far the story just bangs
Nick being the Naruto guy but Danny being the movie guy really showed at the end there
That whole thing about the one guy who doesn’t know what’s happening just reminds me of Zach in FF7, the only character in that whole world who acts like us and is literally like “what the hell is going on” “he just ate my hair” 🤣
I actually really hope Nick gets the chance to be involved in the making of Naruto's live action adaptation. seeing what he can bring to the table as someone who understands to some degree what we as the audience want from a live action anime adaptation would be really exciting.
hi, book nerd here. Hey Danny, LiteRPG is the name of the genre of "video game logic implemented into real world" :)
Snakes in a burger lmao
Great save, Nick.
Cant wait till the red dungeon get animated for SL gon be crazy.
How I would do Naruto Movies
Movie 1 - Land of Waves
Movie 2 - Chunin Exams, Konoha Crush
Movie 3 - Search for Tsunade
Movie 4 - Sasuke Recovery
Movie 5 - Kazakage Rescue
Movie 6 - Tenchi Bridge and Akatsuki Hunting
Movie 7 - Tale of Jiraiya and Two Brothers
Movie 8 - Pain
Movie 9 - Five Kage Summit
Movie 10 - Fourth Shinobi War pt 1, end on Obito
Movie 11 - Fourth Shinobi War pt 2
Main plot of Looper is Bruce Willis goes back in time in a Terminator-like mission to kill a guy as a child.
Maaann just gotta say you guys are "objectively" my favorite podcast 🗣💯😅
Shoudlve went with Dannie’s cold open
Damn they really made me mad talking about the goat like that 😭😭I hope nick eyeball pop😭😭😭🤩
12:55 got me dead
That cold open 😂😂😂
RIP Akira Toriyama
In regards to killing the bbeg instead of letting them live, what are your thoughts on the song Ruthlessness from EPIC: the Musical?
27:04 Speaking of good, female english voice actors freezes is a really good one.
The slander against on Bluey -shakes head-
I think it's really interesting that you say that sort of thing about JJK and comparing it to Solo Leveling. I'm a huge anime fan (of course, I wouldn't be watching this otherwise) but genuinely the animation quality barely even enters my mind, everything is just top notch to me so I don't even really have to think about it. I remember hearing people saying the animation in Naruto vs pain was bad and thinking "who cares, the fight was fucking amazing"
Yeah I've never understood that with people. Like how people with video games are so focused on fps and graphics. If it plays well and the story is good if its story based then who cares?
NICK! PLEASE release MEMBERS ONLY. Content like 6 months later for THE REST OF US to enjoy the special episodes
Always best to call him Toriyama, as in Japan (from what I recall) first name are only for close friends and family
1:00:23 He saw u n took his advantage we love your looks Danny😂😂😂
Gotta say the quiet part outloud...Solo Leveling has been the best manwha adaptation so far
yesss Megan!!! I feel like she'd be so down!
Will you know halfway through dragon ball Z of his other animators picked up the story for him. That's why the pacing and the story started to go down.
I think a big reason why Solo Leveling has a good dub is because the source material is not in Japanese. People forget that Solo Leveling is more targeted towards the foreign market. Also Dragon Ball sub>dub. Sorry, not sorry
Nick called Danny gay after talking about his jewelry and gucci outfit that costs $20k...
That's an Alanis Morissette and O. Henry baby, baby!
Chunin exam arc should probably add some to the fights as only the Lee v Gaara was op Naruto v Kiba would need some love in live action, people love seeing the fights. I think making it short would take away, this would also stew on Gaara being a bigger bad until we truly know Orochimaru
Danny’s fresh cut looking clean
But Danny, if they combine two arcs, how are they going to show us the swingset eighty-seven times per story arc?
I agree with you about Solo Leveling, but I read the web novel which I don't know if there are any differences from the manhwa. I think the check ins during the dungeons are annoying and are making the world feel lived in but also makes it feel like the story is dragging because of it. I'd also like a stat sheet at the end of each episode. That was super cool in the web novel to actually see his progression.
“Usually the key illustrator picks it up but idk if there is that for dragonball”
Hi my names toyataru
Btw toyataru is taking over the dragonball franchise
Orochimaru comes in the forest part of the chunin exams right?!
1:39:50 Nooo you need to make the Zabuza Arc the first movie.... entirely just that arc. Cos you introduce Team 7 and build the world. Also if it not successful it can be its own stand alone thing. If you do Zabuza in the first 30mins and then st8 into the Chunin exams its gona be rushed like the issue we have with every other Live action adaptation
I’m really liking solo leveling, haven’t read the manga so it’s just all new to me.
DANNY KNOWS TAYLOR!
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE!
Third best anime podcast but my second favorite of all time
How did we not bring up the ode to toriyama in solo leveling with him doing the Goku warm up
This man did not just drop that he watched rebellion and then dipped
Sarian Dorthy, lowki sounds like a fire name.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOKU IS A MOUNTAIN OF A MAN? HE IS LITERALLY 5'9