Taking down Perverts with the Cops | Aris' Library Years

[@frutistajunkie]

"How's it goin', man? Lookin at books, huh...alright"

[@SeppukuAddict]

"Hey guys! Whoa, Big Gulps huh? Alright! ... Well, see ya!"

[@Eis7]

Hey alright

[@aklmax_]

This is actually how he met n0pants

[@MrBjnelson]

@NH808 😂

[@BLUELINKBR]

Amazing how it started playing Another One Bites The Dust just when he started talking about how he helped to defeat a pervert.

[@jcr31593]

BLUELINKBR IS. THIS. A. JOJO. REFERENCE?!

[@Tarrabah]

Ronin Apollo no

[@nathank556]

I love how he describes arresting a pervert like he was in The Departed.

[@luxul1879]

That is when shortly after the arrest, Aris received his badge & gun. atpCop

[@UDSlusher]

It cuts off right before he says "And that was the first time I met Marn"

[@galacticspecter4364]

LOL

[@isar4173]

UDSlusher fucking gold

[@TUB3T3CH]

Lord Aris - teller of the funniest and most peculiar stories.
I love it.

[@DamnDatAssIsFine]

He *threw* evidence alright

[@Makofueled]

Really thought the "evidence" he threw was going to be semen

[@SirJabsAlot]

THAT'S THE FUCKING GUY! GET HIM!!!!

[@Sora2314]

I love how he just talks to the guy for a few seconds and then immediately snitches right after out of nowhere 😂

[@saucy4567]

worked at a library but couldnt read

[@blueblockk]

Bro imagine if they tackled Aris in civilian clothes thinking he was the pervert lmao

[@sergei9327]

perfect song in the background

[@johnnyblaze426]

Assisted in the arrest of a pervert AND stoner... a two for one.

[@KnjazNazrath]

Aris would be a great librarian. Some dude brings his books back late and the whole library is filled with the sound of the guy being roasted.

[@Daiblix]

"Aris Gets Departed"
*Always Sunny in Philadelphia theme tune plays*

[@BushidoBrownSama]

best comment

[@masterofthemash5310]

they put gloves on lmfao

[@GovernorGoo]

THIS IS THE FUCKING GUY
Very professional, lol

[@tensionhead4183]

I don't know if someone already mentioned this but the queen song in the back is perfect for this story.

[@TheAnimatedGamer]

How fitting this music is

[@scozzbaggs9224]

i chased a dude who stole an old ladys purse in front of the town library when i was like 13. me and my friends. and the cops drove by and we pointed them at the dude while we were chasing him

[@scozzbaggs9224]

My friend who was chasing him down with me was Puerto Rican they thought it was fuckin him at first

[@SLtheFMAYT]

Another One Bites the Dust made this story even better

[@tomhendricks7329]

Gg dude that was me

[@MrBjnelson]

"Hold him until the cops come." 😂

[@ShiningSta18486]

lmao Rockwell-In a Dream

[@Raygetsu]

Some Phoenix Wright stuff there, when the cops came he just did a straight point on this dude xD

[@ZakAttak38]

Sounds like a story that should be on the news.

[@MrCerebellum2]

When he says he "threw some evidence" all I can picture is Hannibal Lecter's inmate neighbor from Silence of the Lambs.
Yeah. You know what I mean.

[@KanonHara]

ew the guy that throws jizz

[@snactimusmaximus]

“Threw evidence” i don’t even want to tell you what I was thinking he meant.

[@benjackson1506]

lol what if the other guy was wise and said this is the fucking guy about aris, and well aris kinda looks like one

[@SnakeyXT]

Ben Jackson I wish that would have happened

[@winniethepootietang6152]

that perverb was a loyal aris sub

[@anokajdm53]

you are doing gods work

[@JonoVoiceOvers]

4:15 LOL snitched.

[@deangelodean2281]

JonoVoiceOvers 😂😂😂😂

[@IAMOP]

I'm glad this was recommended to me now. 😂😂😂

[@Shardykar]

I work at a library things like this do happen.

[@partyendsat9235]

In 2015 in the LAMC I saw some foo hittin the computer cleaner! In front of everyone haha, they chased him like scooby- do

[@partyendsat9235]

* library

[@HoopleBogart]

My man just chillin listening to Queen. Fuck DMCA.

[@furisado4396]

What was the first song playing ?

[@SMGxEnWHYc46]

undercover Aris

[@Infragrim]

Haha oh shit, that story was crazy man.

[@munmunyee]

While Aris is undoubtedly a master of subterfuge for going undercover and exposing perverted stoners, why are we glossing over his harem that he had with the librarians?

[@sanctuary8873]

"bad bois! watcha gon' watch gonna doo!" - Aris 2017

[@workernetZX]

once arrested a pervert stoner and now streams to thousands of them

[@cloutmuzikbeats]

Taking down proverbs

[@shaddykack]

Damn, he’s undercover

[@ultimatesol]

Kendra Sunderland.

[@mahadhir296]

Avoiding The Arrest

[@travisjones5576]

The funniest shit I've ever heard.

[@syamhemel8817]

He throw some evidence man that was funny

[@Lucent151]

Avoiding The Pervert hahahahaha

[@adame123321]

what a great story

[@MrJonnyilbello]

Top tier snitch.

[@Kain_R_Heinlein]

Holy shit hahaha, you and a white canadian man that lives in japan and has a family there have the wildest work stories and people you interact with.

[@Staff7]

gotta love
aris

[@imraw17]

Music fits perfectly hahah

[@yefimk]

that was godlike

[@jessecruz3248]

big O snitchola Aris.😂😂

[@glacialj6640]

3:30 So, He came, then you waited for the cops to come too? WTF Aris??

[@xGrabBag]

Lord Queen

[@BlueLightningSky]

I don't know what's more surprising that Hagrid used to work in the Hogwarts library or that the pevert problem in Hogwarts has gotten this bad.

[@easyduster]

He threw some evidence LOL

[@tilis_tk]

Why did the police wear gloves? Didn't quite get that

[@Apemopo]

great story. duno what kinda gun he had :o

[@kyleny8010]

Anyone else actually wanted to see the rest of that race?

[@enterthefollowing]

HAHAAAA FUCKING BEST STORY EVER!!!

[@A-HUMAN-SUPERNOVA]

Bake em away toys

[@bossslayer6033]

what remix of in a dream is this?

[@Berlinwood27]

did aris win that race?

[@Rubberbandman1991]

snitches get stitches Aris

[@RedHero1]

I never would have imagined that shit like that is very common in a library. The most I've known about was a couple having sex behind it and an instance of two middle schoolers trying to do it in the bathroom. I thought it was because my hometown is just fucked.

[@TheSeusDR]

This is fucking guy! get em!

[@MasterSartorius]

Can someone animate this story?

[@crimsonhead100]

Aris Cross Assault 2012

[@ZaWarubro]

Yo, this is DancinFighterG
Get that ass

[@BrawlFreak786]

whats the song playing in the back in the beginning before another one bites the dust

[@PaulMishima]

😂👌

[@MrFTW733]

too many people use porn in the library computers,
it is a resting place for bums though. I recognize it by the aroma of sweat, piss and cigarettes.

[@cfhstyo]

Sounds like an aris sub

[@chakdeuk]

What gane

[@fabioenchillada2278]

it's ok to snitch if its a perverb

[@surgicalglitch3265]

More like No cover.

[@JJMR3000]

that's f kd up

[@bengieg3152]

That's just disgusting.

[@crstwo4]

Lol funny story

[@j.p.moreno9488]

So Aris a snitch huh?

[@andezbox]

there is no way that a cop car would drive over a hill lilike that

[@peteryang8189]

🎮

[@diarhighsmith9129]

Snitches

[@redpyramid8909]

lol wtf is going on in the USA?

[@SanAntonioJoker]

hobos get full clearance

[@xThunderxWolfx]

What's that first song?

[@retop56]

Rockell - In A Dream