2:31 Helix snake is a victim of his own passion.. He's done so many glitches, and broken so many parts of this body.. This is just the only way he can get off anymore.. Pause around 3:43, you could dub in a "Ching~" sound effect, because it literally looks like he's executing some sort've fighting-game super move.. "Roundhouse glitch-kick!" 5:21 Just listen to that.. I'm pretty sure that wooden pallet is an SCP monster..
Every time I watch one of these compilations I can't help but imagine it being like the home movies of a guy who tries to skate but every simple task ends in some strange physics calamity "Its been one of those days"
10:43 I like how the bottle reacts to Helix running towards them. It's like it's trying to warn the poor woman that shit is about to hit the fan when he touches the bench.
Skate 3. The glitchy frontier. These are the exploits of The Professional Helix Snake. His continuing mission - to catalogue strange new happenings. To seek out new bugs and new bodily distortions. To boldy noclip where no one has noclipped before. **Plays theme song**
10:53 Made me laugh so much because of how it was such a dick move to swing that trolley at the skater. He'd have probably got the trick right if it wasn't for that.
Imagine if reality actually worked like this... BREAKING! Australia, the land of things that want to kill you, has taken over the laws of physics. Good luck.
When the game just doesn't understand how to deal with the physics... fuck it, just fling everything everywhere and turn the player into jelly. That'll be an accurate representation of holding onto a bench alright.
You know, the name “Helix Snake” really fits your channel, because whenever you characters spaz out into the next plane of existence, it looks like whatever they’re doing should be called “the helix snake” because their body parts are freaking corkscrewing themselves into helixes.
jason994 /watch?v=z1CLFmckb-s He has a lot more, mostly Assassin's Creed and several of Bethesda's games. Just when you think those games are glitchy enough, motdef makes them worse.
![Glitchy Fence Compilation [Skate 3]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dj_W6OB9KRs/mqdefault.jpg)
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I played Polka through out this whole thing. Best choice I ever made
Try the leavan polka, it works great.
Piemations I use Ode To Joy
Hey piemations. Why u here
Spazzmatica polka works good.
Piemations DAYUM didn't know you liked skate 3
5:20-5:32
You can hear the souls of the tormented skaters cry out from that pallet. Just *what.*
skate 3 glitches in a nutshell:
player: i want to grab this
game: no
*proceeds to break every bone in the player's body*
Nick Rof I'm dead😂
3:24
The NPC's reaction to that glitch is one of the most well timed RNG I have ever seen in a game.
3:43 Hyped for triple takedowns in the new Deus Ex.
Damn. I think you actually broke the sound barrier @13:15.
I bet The Game Theorists would be interested in that.
2:30-2:45
This kills the man.
5:20 I must go now my planet needs me
3:09 possibly the most amazing trick
1:24 Me going shopping
@chuy loq you took time writing that, holy shit its 3 years ago lol
2:31 Helix snake is a victim of his own passion.. He's done so many glitches, and broken so many parts of this body.. This is just the only way he can get off anymore..
Pause around 3:43,
you could dub in a "Ching~" sound effect, because it literally looks
like he's executing some sort've fighting-game super move.. "Roundhouse
glitch-kick!"
5:21 Just listen to that.. I'm pretty sure that wooden pallet is an SCP monster..
10:35
why did i laugh so much at this
its like the bottle triggered the guy to run to the bench omfg
am i the only one who loves 10:35 this much? just how the bottle looks like its trying to warn the lady of the incoming intense violence
lol nope
Kai Kaczmarski, Skater Guy has a hard time getting the ladies. Benches keep repeling him
Bitch don't give a shit.
Two hours of skate compilations. Christ, you keep this up and soon we're going to have a whole skate trilogy at our hands. The Lord of the Grinds.
Amazing quality as always. That one after 9 mins where we got run over had me in tears. I don't think I could ever get tired of these!
6:25 And it was at this moment HelixSnake realized that the wall consumes all. However, the wall spat him out because he tastes like licorice.
Every time I watch one of these compilations I can't help but imagine it being like the home movies of a guy who tries to skate but every simple task ends in some strange physics calamity
"Its been one of those days"
Me every day.
10:43 I like how the bottle reacts to Helix running towards them. It's like it's trying to warn the poor woman that shit is about to hit the fan when he touches the bench.
13:16, so this is how cricket balls and baseballs feel when we hit them with a bat.
1:57 the house is watching you
Plot twist:
The man running is the owner
You deserve far more subs than anyone I can think of, in all honesty.
Thank you so very much for all the laughs! We all really, really appreciate it.
5:00 they see me rollin' them hatin'
Skate 3. The glitchy frontier. These are the exploits of The Professional Helix Snake. His continuing mission - to catalogue strange new happenings. To seek out new bugs and new bodily distortions. To boldy noclip where no one has noclipped before. **Plays theme song**
I love Star Trek
Oh, good, a fresh 15 minutes of repeated cases of me nearly choking to death from laughing.
My only regret about watching Helix Snake is not finding out about him years ago.
10:53 Made me laugh so much because of how it was such a dick move to swing that trolley at the skater. He'd have probably got the trick right if it wasn't for that.
8:35 is like: "WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA"
3:44 you're a wizard Harry!
Me : sleeps in normal sleeping position
Also me when i wake up in the morning: 4:48
6:54 HelixSnake becomes a singularity, and the universe repairs itself.
6:20
*Wall* - "Mmm I'm going to eat this little boy."
(Spits him out)
"Bleh, he tastes like shit!"
My balls hurt after watching this.
4/20, would watch 7 more times.
Another helix snake compilation to start off the year with a bang
1:00 instructions unclear, got neck stuck in bench.
Would not buy again.
The rag doll physics in this game are like: "My only regret is that I have . . . boneitis."
11:14
That's how Aladdin skates.
I've never known the proper way to operate a shopping cart until now. Thank you.
Yeah, this was very helpful.
5:17 Majestic
11:15
Aladdin approves this.
13:36 my fav one.
I was having a really shitty day. Until I watched this. Thank you for this, HelixSnake.
10:44 me on a date
1:51
(on the right side of the screen)
Sir, are you going somewhere?
13:53 that's a pretty good beat.
Capitalist Pig supreme sucks
10:36 come on, beer. Let's sit down here...
Beer: HONEY LOOK OUT!
Woman: AHHHH IM BEING RIPPED TO SHREDS
12:20
PERFECT LANDING.
10:54 So long, gay Bowser!
Professional physics breaker GLITCH McBUGGINGSON casually violates reality in various different ways.
Imagine if reality actually worked like this...
BREAKING! Australia, the land of things that want to kill you, has taken over the laws of physics. Good luck.
2:31 "Feels good"
10:04 LIKE A BOSS!
FlatOut HEADON all over again!!!! 3:51
The best copy of skate 3 ever
Skaters and the unrealistic standards society has put upon them
My friend was able to revert his into a buggier copy. Now THAT was FUN.
Friend: "So, how's life?"
Me: 9:15
One of the most entertaining series of videos on youtube
I like the part where he's sent flying by a glitchy physics object.
I woke up this morning and I see this video in my subscription feed. My day is going to be great!!!
2:41 I feel your pain
When the game just doesn't understand how to deal with the physics... fuck it, just fling everything everywhere and turn the player into jelly. That'll be an accurate representation of holding onto a bench alright.
True
you never fail to liven up my life you have prevented my suicide thank you
lol 2:40 hope he had a cup
The guy at 2:03 reminds me of PSY way too much
3:25 i facepalmed so hard that the coke in my mouth actually went up and came from my nose
Needs a new title: "how to kill somebody with laughter"
This is probably my favorite compilation thus far.
The fact that there is an 11th video of this stuff should really make you realize the skate kid should be considered for smash
I lost it so much at 10:42... my sides
I couldn't stop laughing when the shopping cart bounced off the pillar and destroyed the player's nuts
0:04 - you destroyed universe
10:42 There's something so funny about the way he zoomed into the bottle here and I don't know why.
It looks like he's riding a magic carpet at 11:23.
You know, the name “Helix Snake” really fits your channel, because whenever you characters spaz out into the next plane of existence, it looks like whatever they’re doing should be called “the helix snake” because their body parts are freaking corkscrewing themselves into helixes.
Almost 15 minutes of some of the funniest stuff you'll ever see.
Also, where are you in 2:26? Doesn't look like anything I've ever seen.
***** Oh cool! I'll have to check it out.
4:26
THE BEACH BALL GODS WERE NOT PLEASED WITH THE SACRIFICE, BEACH BALL GOD ANGERRRRRRRRRR
3:25 "Yeah, whatever"
I laughed way more than i should have...
1:26 When you go shopping and accidentally pick the cart with the faulty wheel.
Holy shit, the part riding the building was legit badass, even if it makes no sense in terms of gravity.
1:36 I don't even.....
9:28 HELP ME.
13:14 hmm this looks totally stable!
HOME RUN
11:25 Aladdin 4.0
when you hear the bottle clanking, you know something bad is going to happen.
When you're a skater but you struggle every day with crippling advanced boneitis
This is amazingly funny.
"The volleyballs are aggressive"
Pretty sure this is Helix's favorite game, no game must be able to come close to the magnitude of fun that Skate 3 must provide.
3:47 everybody do the flop
I keep imagining BAYMAX saying his "on a scale of 1 to 10 rate your pain" everytime this guy falls. :P
+Forcedminer ... That's so perfect omg
ELEVEN!
Hmm, what’s the biggest number I know…
You really should be adding the Goofy Scream to these.
6:22 what it's like to be eaten by a vegetarian wall
3:24 hahahaha he was like " bye bye "
Skate 3 would be a terrifying world to live in...
2:50 u wot
this guy should be an honorary member of sweet bro and hella jeff
somekindoflandcow This is literally what the "mad snacks yo" game Bro has on his xbox on page 2352 is based on
I always thought of that part as more of a reference to Skate 3. Or other glitchy skating games.
10:31 was funniest
2:40 to me this is the funniest
7:00 Velcro suits be like...
13:13 When your mom finds out
I'm suddenly very grateful that real-life physics don't work this way... Oo'
But what if they did?
there should be a game breaking contest between HelixSnake and Danny2462
FUCK YES!!!
What about motdef? He tends to utterly destroy games, too.
jonathand18 never heard of him :s
jason994 /watch?v=z1CLFmckb-s
He has a lot more, mostly Assassin's Creed and several of Bethesda's games. Just when you think those games are glitchy enough, motdef makes them worse.
0:50
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS BRO
i love now the characters give 0 f***s.