Part of the reason I keep coming back to watch Skate 3 videos isn't just that the glitches exist; it's that the game allows for cinematic replay, and that is where HelixSnake really shines. Most of these exact setups and glitches I've seen on this channel before, but when a ghost-man comes sliding by a stationary camera shot fused into a barrel at the feet, it just makes my day brighter.
No he did not he just exploded because there is ground underneath the ground so if you do that glitch you shoot up in the air and explode but its hard to pull off
professor: you are our best agent, and we need you for another mission agent: okay professor, show me my new gadgets professor: we have a special gadget for you. It is called the glitch matrix, and it can warp space time and distort physical objects agent: awesome, let me have it for the mission professor: be very careful not to lose it **agent guy drops glitch matrix and forgets about it** **skater guy picks up glitch matrix** skater guy: cool, check out this neat rock skater guy: woah I feel weird **glitch matrix activates** **chaos ensues** **insert helixsnake footage**
hi man i adore your videos and i have a suggestion could you commentate over the glitches i think i liked the i to dad video more because of the commentary
You know, I'm almost imagining other players seeing these glitches in their games and just being like, "wtf is up with this guy, he's going off the walls and I have no f'in idea how...". I say imagining because I'm not sure if the glitches are doable with the online, and for all I know the other skateboarders are NPCs. Still great vids to watch :)
YES! PHYSICS! YES!! You fucking magician! First i learned my first glitches from you, then the majority of the time in later videos I either thougt "Nice, i found this one, too!" or "thats amazing i wanna try" BUT NOW, now i am like "holy shit dude, this is out of my League" At least i am no longer in mortal danger from laughing because some of the humor got converted into mystification ^^ Now if you'd excuse me i am going to rename my Skate 3 group from "glitch masters" to "advanced glitch scrubs" Please keep honing your "skating" skills, for you shall be the god of this world!
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1:09 Watch me swooce right in! Swooce!
+HelixSnake thank you helixsnake
+The Hug Box I feel Helix is ready for the olympic games in Rio, he will just glitch through to get the gold medal
Skate 3, you thought skateboarding was dangerous, try walking around.
Part of the reason I keep coming back to watch Skate 3 videos isn't just that the glitches exist; it's that the game allows for cinematic replay, and that is where HelixSnake really shines. Most of these exact setups and glitches I've seen on this channel before, but when a ghost-man comes sliding by a stationary camera shot fused into a barrel at the feet, it just makes my day brighter.
It's funny because skate 3 uses a physics engine for a wrestling game.
television and cheese God of War one and two use an engine originally designed for a racing game called Kinetica
television and cheese just thought you might find it interesting (and that engine was only used in those three games)
The more you know...
4:46 is legit my favorite for how simple and dumb it is.
2:49 that beat tho
0:19 "Right, I know how this song and dance goes... I'll just break all my bones right now to get it overwith."
If you close your eyes it sounds a lot like an interpretive drum routine.
6:21 T-Mobile has nationwide coverage!
par! lol
6:39 OWWWH IT MUST BE PAINFUL
I cry laughing at every one of these. thank you so much for making them.
10:42 i'm more fast than a falling trash can
Filipe Nunes GOTTA GO FAST!
The running on the bin clip.
Fantastic.
+Filthma Just add Sonic the Hedgehog "Green Hill Zone" Music and you're good to go!
Sleepy Owl
Yeppers!
1:57 nice drum beat...
9:03 I had to pause the video twice because I couldn't breathe from laughing so much
The thumbs up makes it 10 times better
6:03 houston we got lift off :3
7:28 it sounded like he fell through the ground and into a sewer
*boing!*
*SPLOSH*
... "EEEEWW GETITOFFFGETITOFF!" *leaps into the air*
Caelus5 GET IT TF OFF ME- AAAAAHHHHH WTF
No he did not he just exploded because there is ground underneath the ground so if you do that glitch you shoot up in the air and explode but its hard to pull off
It's called a joke
7:27 And for my next magic trick...
3:27 No no wait time out, time out.. I have a tummy ache..
I love the sound the one at 6:18 makes, it's like it's a steam machine charging up for its ultimate attack :P
Caelus5 chug a chug a chug a chug a BOOM
3:58 "TWAT! That was liquid football!" -Alan Partridge
4:58
* *Sonic jumping sound* *
How it feels to chew 5 Gum
7:40
Stimulate your senses
5 gun needs to make this their new ad campaign.
OMFG. 10:52 had me in tears
4:20 That spooked me out
Player: gets on board
*Gets flung halfway across the map*
I want to see an entire feature-length movie filmed in the way you do these clips
professor: you are our best agent, and we need you for another mission
agent: okay professor, show me my new gadgets
professor: we have a special gadget for you. It is called the glitch matrix, and it can warp space time and distort physical objects
agent: awesome, let me have it for the mission
professor: be very careful not to lose it
**agent guy drops glitch matrix and forgets about it**
**skater guy picks up glitch matrix**
skater guy: cool, check out this neat rock
skater guy: woah I feel weird
**glitch matrix activates**
**chaos ensues**
**insert helixsnake footage**
Those camera angles are getting better. Excellent breaking, like always.
Alternative title: 13 solid minutes of weapons-grade gif fuel.
5:24 is like DUUUUUUUUUDDDDEEEEEEEE
1:10 "watch me Swooce right in" xD
it's the IT clown, he left the sewer, either that or it's Narnia
*OH MY GOD STOP WITH THE IT THING JESUS EVERYWERE I GO PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IT*
3:32 AiM fOr ThE bUsHeS
1:54 paranormal activity. he has been riddled with demons
ikr
4:25
8:53
OK that shit's scary
Jeffrey Stanley YES, YES VERY MUCH!
0:00 Queen - We Will Rock You
10:55
Can’t stop laughing XD
Because of The sound it makes
“THOOKS”
I need to start playing this again. This game never gets old and I cry from laughing almost every time I play it :,D good times.
CrypticssTV I feel the same way : )
0:02 is so nice and cool i like the fail and the video
Am I the only one who thinks that layering some of these sound effects over each other would make for a fun song?
AKAArzosah nope
AKAArzosah yes!
omg I love how this game is so broken yet still playable and not buggy when you just play it normally XD
Skate 3 is a work of art.
BroudbrunMusicMerge exactly
Skate 3 is a glitch whenever you want it to be
***** the snake has spoken, love your work m8
Oh god, I am in pain from laughing. These have all been good, but this one's the best. The absolute best. :)
12:16 your a wizard harry lool
And this time. He's in the mood.
2:58 did you just wheelie a shopping cart
Professional boarders use shopping carts
9:07 LOL I love this
9:03 come one come all for an amazing act
2:05 I think Hell's changed its mind.
5:21
you can hear the shopping cart break his neck
this is one of my favorite videos
thanks for making another one
0:45 there a good jazz jam
7:31; all benches turn red and left bench looks like it's floating. 7:37; everything hates shadows because nothing likes physics in skate 3
1:09 Watch me swoose right in!
LMAO I died at 8:13
The camera work is amazing
9:10 my little hamster lol
3:10
To be continued
the paranormal activity
You can't say Skate 3 without mentioning HelixSnake.
Love your vids, keep up the good work!
Skate 3
HelixSnake
See?
0:28 parkour moves
how did you do 1:14
Jinkees, good thing you *swooced right in* to help this guy.
You should do more of these
QC Daffy QC oh he will
THE GAME THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
9:28 someone needs to make a meme out of this
You are a true poet of our times.
5:09, this made me dizzy...how the hell did you get the camera to do that
0:29 - 0:43 is the best thing.
I have no memory of writing this
keep it up helix me and my friends are dying of suffocation from laughter
7:43 Im a helicopter!
9:59 is me when I forgot to turn off the xbox
This is the cure for depression!!
4:11 How did he get the Hall of Meat at normal speed? I thought that wasn't possible without modding, nor was it a thing on the internet.
cineman2000 since he was in the replay editor it played it at normal speed
Where were you around 4:54?
5:40 The reason for lesson 5!
hi man i adore your videos and i have a suggestion could you commentate over the glitches i think i liked the i to dad video more because of the commentary
How do you do the glitch around 3:48 I've always wanted to do that
***** thanks
IT RETURNS!
I came here from a jacksepticeye skate 3 vid and now you have another subscriber! You look pretty cool
what a time to be alive
@HelixSnake how do you do the t mobile Manny pad glitch that you did near the chan center
9:14 doing a trick that only gods can do with no one around to see him doing it. :(
What a weird ass T Mobile commercial
7:51 Chun-Li got nothing on HelixSnake
SPPINNING BEERRD KIIICK
I think I remember watching this like 3 years ago
where were you in the art gallery at the biginning of the video
+HelixSnake How in the hell do you come up with these!!!?? They are crazy funny!!!
***** thanks helix and please make more skate 3 live streams please ☺
Helix snake is actually a 4-d creature, and this all looks normal from his perspective.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's HelixSnake!
How do you do that wooden palette magic carpet trick?
9:03 Gave me the rest xD
This video is rich and flavorful
What is that patch of ground that glitchy
What anime is this?
After all these years, still finding new and innovative ways to completely fuck this game.
You know, I'm almost imagining other players seeing these glitches in their games and just being like, "wtf is up with this guy, he's going off the walls and I have no f'in idea how...". I say imagining because I'm not sure if the glitches are doable with the online, and for all I know the other skateboarders are NPCs.
Still great vids to watch :)
Best cure from sad
YES! PHYSICS! YES!!
You fucking magician!
First i learned my first glitches from you, then the majority of the time in later videos I either thougt "Nice, i found this one, too!" or "thats amazing i wanna try" BUT NOW, now i am like "holy shit dude, this is out of my League"
At least i am no longer in mortal danger from laughing because some of the humor got converted into mystification ^^
Now if you'd excuse me i am going to rename my Skate 3 group from "glitch masters" to "advanced glitch scrubs"
Please keep honing your "skating" skills, for you shall be the god of this world!
8:50 the worst horror movie ever
man, i knew i shouldn't have skipped out on physics.
and necromancy.
... you got a gift snake...
You should make a song using all of the sounds from all of your skate videos.